The 2-disc Shrek DVD boasts several hours' worth of special features in addition to the 45 minutes you will spend trying to make some of them work on the damn DVD-ROM shit. We looked at as many of them as we could tolerate. This week: reverse centaurs, Paul Oakenfeld plays the Aragon, xShrekxEdgexSoberxLifex, freaky-ass banana cosplay sex, Swedish vampires, The Indignities Suffered Upon John Lithgow, Alicia the fame monster, and the putting of eggs in a Baha Men Basket. Or, as balls-trippin baby Dan would say, THIS IS JUST LIKE THE "WAITING FOR TONIGHT" VIDEO!