They don't anymore as it seems a vast majority of people are watching Big Brother. Well as you will find when you listen in, we wondered if we should apply, what with our chiselled good looks, fantastic physical fitness, and honed bodies (whilst most people appearing on Big Brother seem to believe their bodies are temples) in point of fact we believe ours are more like 'sheds', and who doesn't like a good shed!

Interviews are currently taking place for the next series and John thought it was high time we applied. One suggestion is that maybe we could feature on the show Big Mother after all without a mother you wouldn't have a brother meaning you would be in the market for a Father for which we 3 are qualified and ready to roll.

Bring on the contract we are ready to sign up.