0:00

The movie where he played a doctor,

0:02

we just... Jim Carrey, where he played

0:04

a vet. Ace

0:06

Ventura. Ace Ventura. He was a pet detective, not

0:09

a vet. Mom, he was a pet detective, not a

0:11

vet. Sorry. Same thing. Stop

0:14

laughing at me! I'm terrible with

0:16

names! He was a detective that

0:18

happened to be a vet. He

0:22

wasn't a vet! He wasn't a vet!

0:24

He wasn't a f***ing vet! He never,

0:26

like, rescued an animal from, like, death.

0:29

Yes, he did! He put his arm up the cow's

0:31

arse! No! No, it wasn't a cow, Mom. It was

0:33

a rhino. He was inside of a robotic rhino, and

0:35

he came out of the robotic rhino's arse. That's

0:37

right. Same thing. Crazy.

0:43

Hey, but that's how it goes. I

0:47

need to go to a happier place. I

0:49

feel romantic. Dead half, fuzzy! Just go

0:51

to bed, darling. Alright,

0:55

change the subject. Alright,

0:58

folks. Are you

1:00

ready to go to the movies? Let's go to the

1:02

movies. Should we cheers to that? Cheers

1:04

to the movies. Chip, chip, here. To

1:07

the movies. Hey! When

1:10

was the last time you guys went to the movies? With

1:14

Dad. We went when we

1:16

did. Oh, no, you went

1:18

to see Napoleon. With various,

1:20

it was quite a disappointing. It

1:23

was three and a half hours. And

1:26

it was okay. It wasn't a bad film, but it wasn't great. Yeah.

1:30

It was okay. It was good enough.

1:33

It wasn't fantastic, but it was good. Okay,

1:35

good. He carries any film, though, because

1:38

he's such a great actor. He's a great

1:40

actor, but he was too much. The

1:45

story of Napoleon should be like the Godfather, the

1:47

first, the second. Yeah, because that's so much to

1:49

put in. I

1:52

mean, you go from fucking Egypt to Martin

1:54

Luther King, five seconds. I

1:58

mean, it was like... too crumbly.

2:00

Yeah. And it would spend far

2:02

too much time on the sex scene.

2:06

Did it make you uncomfortable? I'm really glad I wasn't in

2:08

that movie, David, with you, Dan. I didn't. Yeah.

2:11

I haven't seen Napoleon yet. It's not... You

2:14

may have been like it, but I've

2:16

had... I mean, it's almost... If anything,

2:18

I would have sniffed through

2:20

and I was just going to be... To

2:22

keep my me in the movie. What did

2:24

you think of Oppenheimer? Because we went to

2:26

see that together. Oppenheimer

2:30

wasn't great. I really enjoyed it. I thought

2:32

it was great. I

2:34

mean... That movie has

2:36

just like swept

2:38

the board. It'll definitely win the Oscars.

2:42

No doubt it will, but I know

2:44

at the end of these... I

2:47

just thought it was... Dad! I

2:52

mean, it wasn't like the Godfather to

2:54

watch that over and over again.

2:57

It was a brilliant film. It didn't make movies like the

2:59

Godfather anymore, though. Jack! I've

3:02

never seen The Godfather, I swear to you. And

3:05

I've never watched Scarface all the way through.

3:07

Really? It's good. Oh, kind

3:10

of good. It's good. It's a great

3:12

film, but The Godfather. I'll never tell you.

3:14

You should, Jack. I know, I need

3:16

to. I've just... Yeah. But the

3:18

last Godfather, you must confess that David was a very in the...

3:20

It was cheesy. It was cheesy. The

3:22

last one was cheesy, but I

3:25

mean classic all-time movies.

3:27

I know, yeah. Everyone says. I

3:30

think it's the number one movie ever made. I

3:32

do, I do. I think it's brilliant. Okay, here's a question.

3:36

Who is your favourite person in the family to go

3:38

to the movies with? I

3:41

like going to the movies by myself. I know,

3:43

you do like going by yourself. No, that's like my

3:45

favourite thing. You like with me. Yeah. Well, my mum

3:47

and I used to do. We

3:50

went to a film where everybody was crap with such a

3:52

people. You must go and see these films.

3:55

It's the best film we've ever seen. Yeah,

3:58

we used to do that. You ever

4:00

walked out of a movie and asked for your money back? No.

4:03

Have you? Never asked for my money back but

4:05

I've walked out. It

4:07

was, I think it was an Adam Sandler

4:09

film but it wasn't a comedy. It was like

4:11

he did this serious, I need to

4:13

look it up. Where he was the guler? No,

4:15

no that was a great film. No, that movie was awesome.

4:18

No, I forget that I'm going to need to look

4:20

it up but I remember going and

4:22

the trailer for what it was was like kind

4:24

of quirky, weird and then it just ended up

4:27

being this terrible. And

4:29

I just ended up walking out. Yeah,

4:31

yeah. If

4:34

you leave within the first hour, they said

4:36

that's the theatre I was at. I was

4:39

within, well they said to me you're within

4:41

the first hour so we'll refund your tickets.

4:45

Yeah, I was so, I don't know

4:47

why because I'm usually just like yeah whatever and I'll sit through

4:49

it but I just couldn't sit through it. My

4:51

favourite person to go to a movie with is Dad

4:53

because if it's shit we get to leave. He

4:56

gives you running commentary through the entire

4:59

film and it's always really funny. You

5:02

talk at the screen. Yeah, through the

5:04

whole movie and you rent out the whole

5:06

movie theatre so. Do you

5:08

remember, I don't know if you will,

5:12

when you took me to see Independence Day in New York

5:14

City? No. He

5:16

fucking lights up a cigarette in the

5:18

middle of the fucking movie. This

5:21

is 1997 in New York City. Smoking

5:24

I think had been banned in theatres.

5:27

A good amount of time. A couple of years? Yeah.

5:30

And then someone comes in and says you can't

5:32

smoke and he went yeah I can and you

5:34

kept smoking. Alright, the

5:36

ones that you were dying to

5:39

see when you were a teenager, what

5:41

was it? And we hired out the

5:43

movie Cinema 2. We took the

5:45

crew and the band. It

5:47

was Saving Private Ryan. No.

5:51

No. I don't remember. Oh

5:53

my God. And

5:56

we were, Daddy and I were talking and

5:58

you got so angry. Come

6:01

on, we talk about it. What is it Starship

6:03

Troopers? Because I saw that. It was done. You

6:05

didn't run out of the theater for that one

6:08

though. Because you took... I was on another... Oh,

6:10

you were going, would you shut up and stop

6:12

fucking talking? I like it.

6:14

Oh, I was like, this sucks. You

6:16

were going, oh, shut the fuck up. I like

6:18

it. Yeah. Let

6:20

me have something. Yeah. I still like

6:22

that movie. Oh, shit. It's no, if

6:25

you watch it now on the...

6:28

No, but it was supposed to

6:30

be. It was supposed to be like a weird...

6:32

What was that moment Tom Cruise? It

6:34

was not... It was kind of really... I

6:37

love him. ...really fascinating to watch where he was from. Oh,

6:40

the one where you could look at someone and

6:42

it comes up. All about him.

6:44

With the guy on the water that had...

6:46

Minority report? No, no, no, no. They all

6:48

get on this plane and it's a blast

6:50

blast. Oh, oh, oh. Uh...

6:55

I was just like... It's just... Oh,

6:58

yeah, and it's kind of like a D-Day landing.

7:01

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's it called? Something

7:03

Tomorrow. It was kind of... It's

7:05

like Groundhog Day but an action movie. But

7:07

it was like, never fucking end it. Give

7:09

me a headache. Oh, I love that film.

7:11

I think it's great. Edge of

7:14

Tomorrow. Edge of Tomorrow. Yeah, Edge of Tomorrow.

7:16

You know, the thing with Tom Cruise, like

7:18

he's one of those guys where I'm like, I

7:21

get really... I get annoyed that

7:23

I love his fucking movie so much. Why?

7:26

I think he's a brilliant actor. But

7:28

I'm like, fuck. All his movies are

7:30

so much fun and so good. They

7:33

were... For he's the last real...

7:35

Why not? Oh, I'm not that... We

7:37

both said his name was... When

7:40

do we get... Nicholas Cage. Nicholas Cage.

7:43

He can't watch Nicholas Cage. He's been in

7:45

so many fucking roles now. Have

7:47

you ever seen Mandy? The horror movie

7:49

he did? No. I watched Mandy.

7:51

It's like the most fucked up, weird horror movie.

7:53

I think he's making great movies. He's

7:56

always the same guy. Did you

7:58

see the one that he just came... out recently

8:00

with uh... He goes back a movie every

8:02

fucking week. The one where he

8:05

plays himself is a really good movie. You

8:07

would like this one. He plays himself

8:09

as like this washed up, can't get a job

8:11

after. It's not gonna run like he's after. He

8:14

makes so many fucking movies.

8:16

Yeah. He was the first one.

8:18

He might not have been more than cold and he had

8:20

a movie out about it. Oh

8:23

god. Hey, good for him. He

8:27

must be good cause I keep giving him fucking roles.

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With who? No, a

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11:29

you remember, was Jack there? No, he

11:32

wasn't. We flew in from England. Yeah,

11:34

mum flew us all the way from

11:36

England to, this is how fucking cool

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you are. You flew us

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from England to

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LA to go

11:45

to the premiere of Titanic and

11:48

it was the coolest

11:50

thing I'd ever seen at that time.

11:52

Because it was at the Men's Chinese

11:54

Theater. Yeah. And it was just

11:57

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12:01

running to Leonardo

12:03

DiCaprio's house. Yeah, on the beach.

12:07

I said to him, I

12:09

really like your work. He said, what are

12:11

you saying? He says, you grew a great in

12:13

Chotany. You like that? Just

12:18

for context, my bulldog was named

12:20

Lola, and she took off running

12:22

down the beach and ran into

12:24

Leonardo DiCaprio's beach house. Dad had to

12:27

go chasing after her into... Can I have

12:29

a dog with a... Bang

12:31

crass! She was so

12:33

funny. She was so

12:36

funny. She was so funny

12:38

at the beach. She would just wander into people's houses. Oh,

12:41

yeah. Do you remember when she ran

12:43

into Charlize Theron and she told Dad

12:45

that... Just

12:48

for context, my bulldog was named

12:50

Lola, and she took off running

12:52

down the beach and ran into

12:55

Leonardo DiCaprio's beach house. Dad had to

12:57

go chasing after her into... Can I have

12:59

a dog with a... Bang

13:01

crass! She was so

13:03

funny. She was so

13:06

funny. She was so funny

13:08

at the beach. She would just wander into people's houses. Do

13:11

you remember when she ran

13:13

into Charlize Theron and she told

13:15

Dad that she had a crush on him and

13:17

Dad was like the coolest man on the beach?

13:20

Yeah. Good

13:23

old Lola. Yes, good old days too.

13:26

She would just... There's

13:28

lights on the beach. She'd run

13:31

up and down all night long. Oh, for the laser light. Yeah,

13:34

she loved it. All right. Who

13:37

has been an actor... Okay.

13:39

Let me ask you one. Is

13:42

there a film? What's

13:44

the film you've seen the most

13:46

of? Reruns. It

13:49

would either be Shawshank Redemption or Forrest Gump. What's

13:52

yours? Probably Whose Boys. I

13:56

think Whose Boys. It

13:58

wasn't that great of a Godfather. Godfather.

14:03

I like this old time movie

14:06

director who's passed and

14:08

he was called David Lean and he

14:10

did Peter O'Toole in

14:12

Lawrence of Arabia I thought was a brilliant

14:15

movie. And

14:18

Dr. Shabago and a film

14:20

called Ryan's Daughter. And

14:23

just a fabulous director. And we can't

14:25

just put it down to three. There's

14:27

been so many great movies in our

14:29

lifetime. But do you know

14:31

what gets me? What gets

14:34

me is there's movies like Barbie,

14:37

which I think is hugely

14:39

entertaining, funny, light. And

14:43

why is it that the Oscars

14:45

never vote for light movies to

14:47

win Movie of the Year? It's

14:49

always got to be something that

14:52

is catastrophic. Yes. Drama.

14:55

They never give the light

14:57

movies. They don't take

14:59

them as seriously. I

15:02

think it has to do with the

15:04

industry itself. The

15:07

industry wants to be taken very seriously because at the end

15:09

of the day it's just a bunch of

15:11

people playing make believe. So I

15:14

think that they elevate the movies

15:16

that are serious, impactful, powerful at

15:18

the Oscars. So people go, oh,

15:20

okay, this is the thing. I'm

15:23

not saying that Oppenheimer shouldn't win because

15:25

it was, you know. I think it

15:28

was shot so beautifully, that movie. But

15:30

it was the acting in it. Let

15:32

me ask you another question. Go on.

15:35

Do you think the Oscars of today,

15:37

the ceremony, is as good as it

15:39

used to be? No, it's not.

15:41

Oh my God. When, what

15:44

was his name? Billy... Oh my God. Billy

15:47

Crystal. Billy Crystal. Billy Crystal. We

15:50

love him. It was, there was a sense

15:53

of fun and laid backness to

15:55

it that it

15:57

lost over the years. I think she's a Will Smith. episodes

16:00

really made it turn

16:02

it weird. I

16:05

think it was before that though. I think it was

16:07

going that way, but then that was. You

16:10

know what I think did it? And I

16:12

think social media is what killed the Oscars because

16:14

it used to be, oh, I

16:16

wanna see the late, the hugely famous successful

16:18

person. I wanna see them on TV. I

16:21

wanna hear what they have to say. You

16:23

can just open up your phone and

16:26

see whatever fill in the blank celebrity

16:28

giving their opinion on absolutely everything. So

16:30

there's no more mystery. And

16:33

they used to be like an air of like.

16:35

You could only ever, you never knew

16:39

what they were like, what they

16:41

liked, movie stars, nothing. It was

16:43

like they used to sell movie

16:45

magazines that was just movie stars,

16:47

nothing else. And it was a

16:50

mystery. It was romance. It was

16:52

romantic. It was romantic. This is right, let's

16:54

just do a

16:56

serial proclamation and

16:59

she'd get sort of like things

17:01

back for you. You wrote to Hayley

17:03

Mills. Oh yeah, yeah. And

17:06

she sent you back an autographed. No,

17:08

she didn't. She did, I had it. You

17:10

do? I had it, she absolutely did. I

17:13

love the dad wrote Hayley Mills of all

17:15

people. How old are you?

17:18

People won't know who Hayley Mills is. She English

17:20

people. How old did you get it? Because

17:22

I keep everything that you've ever

17:24

had and I framed it. He

17:26

wrote for an autograph from home.

17:28

She sent him a little picture.

17:30

Wow. How

17:33

did you get that kind of a guy? Gene

17:36

gave it me with some old photos. Wow.

17:39

Okay, as far as like film

17:42

directors or actors, who's been someone that you've

17:44

met and you were like, oh my God,

17:46

that's amazing.

17:48

I didn't meet him. I met

17:51

Robert De Niro. He was nice.

17:55

Yeah, we had him. Robert Downey

17:57

is fantastic. Nicholas Dade was fantastic.

18:01

Robert Downey, just the best. Robert

18:03

Downey, you know, he's just the best mate

18:05

in the couple of times. I think

18:08

Leonardo is lovely and me coming to meet

18:10

him. Leonardo, you still, every time he sees me, he says,

18:12

how you doing? I was like, really

18:15

nice. Also,

18:17

Billy Bob, I love Billy Bob.

18:20

Billy Bob's great. And I want to know,

18:22

just a short case, he's Johnny

18:25

Depp. Johnny Depp, yeah. Brilliant. Yeah.

18:29

He's a very generous guy.

18:31

I've met him, actually an actual friend. I've

18:33

met a lot of them, the English guy,

18:35

the Welsh guy. When we

18:37

were giving him an album. Oh, Rickon.

18:39

When we were in the 70s. And

18:42

all the actors were there, that part. Yeah.

18:45

Yeah. It was the Adam

18:47

Sandler film you did. The

18:49

Adam Sandler film you did. Yeah, Adam Sandler's

18:51

an amazing person. Really, it was so funny.

18:53

Years and years ago, it had

18:55

been a million years

18:57

since I'd seen him. I was driving down

19:01

right across from this, where Hamburger

19:03

Hamlet used to be on Doheny Road. And

19:06

he stood outside on the phone. And I drove by, I

19:08

was like, what's up Adam? And he looked and he recognized

19:10

me. He was like, oh, hey, Jack. And I was just

19:12

so weird. And I was like, oh, that was. He did

19:14

not. I went to England. I went to England. I went

19:16

to England. And that film, End of the World, what's his

19:18

name? Seth, uh,

19:20

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

19:23

uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I'm not a guy who's a very, very, very, very,

19:25

very good. I don't think I've met an actor that's been, uh. Well,

19:30

usually people aren't dicks to you

19:32

because you're more famous than they

19:35

are. No, I think that people

19:37

are intimidated because they don't know, quite

19:39

know how to deal with Ozzy. So

19:42

there's kind of like an intimidation. I'm

19:44

not so much,

19:48

um, terrible with names. It's

19:50

a guy who was in

19:53

that film with, oh,

19:56

forget it. Was it Harvey K. Tell? Harvey

19:59

K. Tell. Did you know that that's

20:01

what he was going to do? I'm just going through

20:03

the list of people that I've been around dad

20:05

when he's met and he didn't talk about the

20:07

time He met Harvey Cottrells a suit. He was

20:09

so nice The thing is when you see him

20:11

did but acting these heavy roles you think they're

20:13

gonna be so a lot But

20:15

he was so nice Do

20:18

you remember being a kid and? Like

20:21

wanting to meet certain actors. I

20:23

remember mine was always Richard

20:25

Pryor Because of

20:27

that one movie where he plays The

20:31

big kid do you do you remember? and

20:35

it's like he becomes like

20:37

a Something to do

20:40

with money a billionaire and oh Bruce Bruce

20:42

is millions. Is that it? Was that it?

20:44

Where? Where he like

20:46

swaps with the guy. Yeah. Yeah thing was

20:48

Bruce and I absolutely loved that

20:50

movie and Always

20:53

wanted to meet him and I didn't think is

20:55

when you make when you make actors always

20:58

have certain role you say

21:01

you're You

21:03

think you're gonna be like that? Not

21:07

that actors I tell you

21:09

who's a really nice guy Michael McConaughey

21:15

McConaughey No,

21:18

I don't know mom all

21:20

right the home is waiting You

21:26

know that I'm always I

21:28

never get anyone's name right

21:31

ever never has like your favorite

21:33

man Ashton What

21:39

movie has impacted your life and why I Was

21:44

just gonna say that I had to walk out

21:46

I couldn't take it I walked out I

21:50

think every but every every position

21:57

It's like it's done in a

21:59

way that he has such an

22:02

impact on. Not

22:05

the Phil Good hit of the summer. No, no,

22:07

no, no. And

22:10

I've met people who were there during those periods

22:12

of time, the guys fired

22:14

from the record company. And

22:16

he said, in reality,

22:18

Schindler's List was

22:21

nothing to what it was really like. There's

22:23

one scene in that movie that plays out in

22:25

my head, rent free all the time because it

22:27

was just like when

22:30

they were hiding in the. The

22:32

outhouse. The outhouse,

22:34

yeah. When the kid jumps in the.

22:36

That's what I'm talking

22:39

about. The

22:42

little girl with the red coat and it's black and

22:44

white and the only color with her

22:46

red coat. It

22:48

means it's such an important movie. And

22:51

also a Godfather was brilliant. You

22:54

have to. I know I will. I

22:57

can tell you during what time seeing movies

22:59

changed my life. Like when I

23:02

was a kid, I saw hook and that changed my

23:04

life. I was obsessed. And

23:06

then I got to a point where

23:08

I saw Rocky Horror Picture Show and that changed

23:10

my life. And

23:12

then it was like Forrest Gump.

23:16

Forrest Gump was a fantastic. Like

23:18

when you watch it and you see a

23:20

movie that has such like a profound impact.

23:23

Those lines, those one liners still.

23:28

I mean, that's so many one liners. Yeah,

23:32

great. Brilliant. Yeah.

23:35

Do you think there's something to be said for the way that

23:37

they used to make films versus how they make them now? Absolutely.

23:40

Absolutely. And I think a

23:42

lot of it has to do with the fact that they

23:44

don't use real film anymore and everything is on a chip

23:46

and it's not as. No, it's just

23:48

that. It's just that

23:50

they always do amaze me. Every Hollywood

23:52

actor spoke with an English accent. Back

23:55

in the day. Why? Why

23:58

was that? Because they were. and

24:01

they thought that it would be more

24:03

of an actor to speak with an

24:05

English accent. Do you think England makes

24:07

better actors or America? Oh, no.

24:11

It's so hard to say. It's a different

24:13

kind of acting. Yeah, you can't. If

24:17

you're going for a big blockbuster, then

24:19

it's America. If you're

24:21

going for it, let me finish. Where's the buzzer? But

24:25

if you're going for like an artsy, independent movie,

24:28

nobody does it like the UK. But

24:31

there's some big

24:33

box-hours English actors. Huge.

24:36

Huge, yeah. Huge. Listen,

24:39

talent is talent. It's not defined

24:41

to a person. Do you

24:43

like, what do

24:45

you like, just cowboy films and he

24:48

just... Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. Yeah.

24:50

No, I saw the funniest thing.

24:52

Who was it that

24:55

said he was the

24:57

worst actor? Who was it? But

25:00

who doesn't love Clint Eastwood? I

25:03

literally don't hate anyone, but I

25:05

wouldn't go and see a Clint

25:07

Eastwood movie. You're boring. I

25:10

think he's a boring actor. That's

25:12

the word I would use. It's

25:14

Clint Eastwood, Mum. He doesn't

25:17

have to be good anymore because he's Clint

25:19

Eastwood. He's 90 fucking nine or something.

25:21

He looks like Snarl at the camera and

25:23

it's good. Yeah. All

25:26

right. Do you like the Arnold Schwarzenegger

25:28

films? They're funny. Do

25:31

you like, well, he doesn't really act anymore. No. But

25:34

I tell you what, when I saw that documentary

25:36

on Arnold Schwarzenegger, if you didn't already love him...

25:38

Every time I leave the industry, it's just like

25:40

I'm coming. Some films are like, let's give you

25:42

the one. Oh, God, I'm going to let you

25:45

throw up. You're like, brambo films. Stallone?

25:47

You're like, no. I like both

25:49

of them. I love his movies. Come

25:52

on. His movies that he makes are hugely

25:54

and plainly. I mean, the body chemistry is really... I

25:56

love that. He kills the planet.

26:01

But like who doesn't love if you have if

26:03

you like Arnold Schwarzenegger Great,

26:05

but then you watch the documentary on him and

26:08

you end up loving him and seeing him with

26:10

his donkeys and Just

26:12

like it. Oh, so

26:14

we're not talking like the old Schwarzenegger movie

26:16

No, I'm talking about I thought you're talking

26:18

about like the one from like back in

26:20

the 70s where he's like a power Let

26:23

me know. No, no, no, I'm

26:25

talking about the one that they just did.

26:27

Okay, it's a great documentary and I did

26:29

hear it was good What's

26:31

the worst film you've ever seen? Oh

26:34

Okay, so any worst film ends

26:36

up becoming something like I love

26:38

like cult classic worst films like

26:40

showgirls and What was

26:43

that Paris Hilton movie that made

26:45

like 18 dollars in the

26:47

box office when it came out? I

26:49

have no idea like the worst least

26:51

successful movie ever made I

26:55

love anything Paris Hilton does what

26:58

so I'm probably the worst 100

27:03

million to make and it literally made 11

27:07

million dollars which in the movie will

27:09

oh, yeah That's

27:11

like that doesn't even cover your TV spots

27:13

to like promote it It

27:19

was so bad review

27:21

do you guys Like

27:23

black and white films. Yes. Yeah, very much.

27:26

So no They

27:28

drive me a bit nuts. The world isn't

27:30

black and white anymore It

27:33

has to be suit The

27:35

movie. Yeah, you won't you don't want

27:38

to watch something like Titanic in black

27:40

and white Yeah, you

27:42

know sad when he passed away.

27:44

Just recently born on anything I

27:47

know neither. Yeah We

27:50

missed out the best guy ever Robin

27:53

Williams Robin, oh, how can we forget?

27:56

Robin million my my hat goes

27:58

after Robin goblet I'll

28:00

never ever forget what he did for mom.

28:02

Yeah, I got a horrible human

28:04

being he Arrange

28:07

I went to the agent. I've

28:09

seen a patch Adam Phil. Yeah Brilliant.

28:12

I said you wouldn't get asked Robin to

28:14

go and see my wife. He's a sure

28:16

will then he get into bed Yeah, he

28:19

did Yeah Remember

28:21

the movie he made where? It

28:25

was like painting. It was

28:27

like after life and everything What

28:30

dreams may come is one of my favorite movies I've

28:32

ever seen great movie because I love the idea that

28:35

you get to Imagine

28:37

your own heaven When

28:40

you see him in them sets and he leans

28:42

and I think and the pint runs on his

28:44

sleeve Sitting

28:47

on these flowers and he leans

28:49

on his toes and he's not real Big

28:53

meadow, it's beautiful. I love

28:56

that That's a movie Some

29:00

fucking great films and

29:03

he was a great actor as well But

29:06

that is a movie they could never read because he

29:08

come it's like Jim Carrey Jim Carrey

29:10

is a great actor Well, he's my

29:13

some great film because he's made the

29:15

car. He's easier for a Straight

29:18

act to go comedy than a comedy

29:20

actor to go straight. Yeah I

29:23

think so. Anyway Do you

29:25

think though now, you know, the Academy

29:27

is putting forward all these regulations for

29:30

like diversity and inclusion and There's

29:32

a there's a lot of emphasis on that now Having

29:36

a more diverse cast

29:39

and crew But

29:42

it comes a point when

29:44

that when you're doing a historic film

29:46

about certain people that If

29:49

you're doing an African film or if you're

29:52

the chosen film or you're whether you

29:54

got a the role to go with the film

29:56

I mean, you know You know

29:58

I'm saying like if you we're gonna do

30:02

a tribal film as Africa you know

30:04

you wouldn't get white people to be in

30:06

the tribe like it's not it doesn't make sense

30:09

kind of like when they cast Jake

30:11

Gyllenhaal as the prince of Persia what

30:20

about what's his name the

30:23

good young Sartre and

30:25

he was like uh you know

30:27

oh Brad Pitt he wasn't

30:30

even in the kiddo world

30:33

yes in the Troy film yeah I

30:35

remember the skirt a leather skirt yeah

30:37

but that was more about seeing Brad

30:39

Pitt in the skirt than anything wrong

30:43

wrong yeah yeah I do I listen

30:45

wrong I'm all for it when it

30:47

absolutely when it makes sense but I

30:49

do think it's a slippery slope when

30:52

you start saying you can't rewrite his

30:54

I mean okay yeah when they do

30:56

the when they when they do the

30:59

crucial fiction of Troy's film they

31:02

have like some fucking blonde-head Swedish

31:04

looking Jesus Jesus the

31:07

one thing I must say

31:09

is about that that Jesus

31:12

should have always been portrayed

31:14

by somebody that is from

31:16

the Middle East from the Middle East

31:19

why would they get these Bob

31:21

and Jill off until I clean

31:23

American actors up until is

31:25

it that film made by the guy

31:27

who got he's got busting for it racial

31:32

oh uh Mel Gibson Mel Gibson

31:34

when he made these that was

31:36

pretty good that actually

31:39

was a great film passion of the Christ

31:41

yeah he made great movie what

31:43

was the one apocalypto brilliant

31:45

that movie was did you

31:47

ever see it apocalypto was

31:50

the Aztec film it's

31:52

like set in like Central America yeah I've

31:54

seen it that was that was fucking what

31:57

an intense film the ending of that film

31:59

was brilliant perfect. He

32:01

could have done another movie

32:04

from that. I was

32:06

at a charity event and he was

32:09

there and we walked out at the

32:11

same time as him and everybody was

32:13

stood there waiting for their cars and

32:15

my car came and as the car

32:18

drove off I put down the window

32:20

and I went hey

32:22

Mel, Shabbat Shalom! and

32:25

he goes, mom.

32:28

Good one mom. You really

32:30

got it. But

32:37

can I tell you back

32:39

to the inclusion question? I

32:42

think that

32:45

it, how do I

32:47

say this? I actually think differently to

32:49

you guys. So like let's

32:51

say they did a movie about Queen

32:54

Elizabeth and they decided to pick

32:57

Kate her as black. It's

32:59

still a history lesson because they'd follow her story.

33:03

But it's not historically correct. I don't

33:05

think it's trying to fucking be historically

33:07

correct. I get what

33:09

I would say if it warranted

33:11

like hey we're doing like

33:14

an abstract telling of Queen

33:17

Elizabeth's life. This actress is amazing. I mean who

33:19

was the actor that played Richard? Was

33:22

it Richard the third? He was

33:24

the first black theater actor

33:26

in England and he was like

33:29

King Richard in some

33:31

Shakespearean play and it was kind

33:33

of hailed as like a phenomenal. I know

33:35

who you're talking about but I can't remember his name. I'm

33:38

trying to remember yeah. I

33:40

just for me where I think it gets

33:42

weird is how they're saying oh

33:44

if you're LGBTQ you can't

33:49

have a straight guy playing someone

33:51

who's from the LGBTQ community.

33:53

I think that's what it

33:55

all gets a bit weird for me. I

34:00

think if the role is trans. I fancy the

34:02

point when... Should

34:04

be a real trans person. Did you work both ways?

34:08

To do straight people on both

34:10

sides? Well

34:12

that's, I mean the argument that I think

34:14

is had is well there's more opportunities for

34:16

straight roles than there are gay roles so

34:18

you shouldn't, you know, a straight

34:20

guy shouldn't take a role that's for someone from, you

34:22

know... Wait, what's the point if it's two ways straight?

34:25

I mean... Did

34:27

you show them to the acting

34:29

quality, I suppose, or the director?

34:57

What's the politics in the director?

34:59

I think the director

35:02

thinks one, but certain guys have got

35:04

a better acting quality than another guy.

35:07

It should be, but it's not. That's the way

35:09

it is. But

35:13

the thing that was

35:15

going on in the world now, you

35:17

gotta go, oh well that would have caused

35:19

me trouble. Look

35:22

at this guy. It must be

35:24

so fucking every year it's getting

35:26

more and more difficult to work

35:28

because you're trying to step

35:31

on this one at a time. Well,

35:33

since we're on the subject, okay, you

35:35

know, obviously blackface

35:37

in movies is like a

35:39

fucking no-no, but Robert Downey

35:41

gets a pass for... How the fuck would

35:44

he get the pass for it? Because he's

35:46

a brilliant actor. But

35:48

it's the craziest thing because, yeah,

35:50

but fuck that. Like, hell no.

35:53

But he's so good in it.

35:56

And he's fucking hilarious. But they think because

35:58

it was done... He

36:00

was a tongue in cheek. In a

36:02

way that people saw the humour in

36:04

it and it was meant to be stupid.

36:06

It was meant to be a stupid guy

36:09

doing that. Yeah, poking fun at it.

36:11

Back in the day, back in the day, the

36:13

boy was always white guys

36:15

acting black. It was far of the longest.

36:18

Listen, not just that, Marlon

36:20

Brando playing an Asian guy.

36:22

Yes. That was insanity. And then what was

36:24

it? Was it Rooney? Mickey

36:27

Rooney? Didn't he do? Who was... He

36:30

played in... Someone... God,

36:32

it was like the worst Asian

36:34

stereotype. Yeah. Marlon Brando.

36:38

With Audrey Hepburn. Yes. Yeah.

36:41

Was it Mickey Rooney? Was that Breakfast at Tiffany's?

36:43

No, it wasn't Mickey Rooney. Was it Breakfast at

36:45

Tiffany's? Oh, it was... The

36:48

Comic, Comic guy. Wait,

36:50

what? Lee

36:53

Francis. No, the Comic... The

36:57

American... Fuck, here

36:59

we go again. The

37:01

guy that... I would... He

37:04

had it, he was a white kid and he was... Ali

37:07

G. No, no. He was the

37:09

Comic guy. The

37:12

Comic guy, what else was he? Okay, that's... Charades.

37:15

Sam Plas. Sam Plas. So he...

37:18

The con guy from... He was a... A

37:21

con guy. Morocco. Boris?

37:24

Oklahoma. Oklahoma. What?

37:28

Oh my God, don't fucking know.

37:31

With the English accent, he was in... Fuck,

37:34

Boris. Okay, English actor,

37:36

Oklahoma. He was in it and he

37:38

was... He's

37:41

got like a fork in his mouth and

37:44

a cork and a... Who

37:48

was he meant to... What was the movie

37:50

about? Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. No,

37:52

it meant about a con guy

37:54

in the universe. Yeah, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Dirty

37:57

Rotten Scoundrels. The guy that was in Dirty

37:59

Rotten Scoundrels. Thank

38:02

you, thank you, can we just give

38:04

me some credit here? We

38:07

made a movie and he was like a

38:10

white kid. Oh

38:14

you're talking about Steve Martin and

38:16

he was the kid? He

38:23

was one of his first movies. And

38:26

he lives with a black family. Yeah,

38:30

I mean you want to

38:32

talk about a movie which would never

38:34

get fucking made today, Blazing Saddles.

38:37

Oh my god. Like it's

38:40

so crazy to me when you look back and you go, The

38:43

script is like you cringe, you cringe watching

38:46

that. What about the later on in the

38:48

Capri movie when he was a slave owner?

38:56

Oh, Jango Unchained.

39:00

It's okay then when... No,

39:05

I think that it was a brilliant movie. It

39:08

was a brilliant movie, but it's okay to

39:10

use the N word then. I

39:13

think the point of that movie

39:15

was to highlight how fucking just

39:18

atrocious. It was. Do

39:21

you know I walked out

39:23

of that movie, I was so disturbed I couldn't

39:25

watch it. My whole life was to

39:27

have these films all over the fucking thing. Yeah,

39:30

it was very disturbing. We

39:33

should talk about your guys' movie. Who

39:36

do you want to play you guys? By

39:39

the time we took this adventure to the film, I'll

39:41

be dead or anything. Movies

39:44

take forever to make. Forever.

39:48

I want to be alive for fucking seas. Florence

39:52

Pugh would do a fantastic movie. Florence

39:55

Pugh or The Little Girl From

39:57

Game Of Thrones? Which

40:01

one? But you know the

40:03

man for dumb questions. What

40:05

period of a shit mum and

40:07

I's married? I think it's... Young

40:10

or old or an old? I think

40:12

currently now it's between what? 79

40:15

to 90s? Is that kind of where we're at right now? 99,

40:20

yeah. So 20 year span. But

40:24

it's still... Listen, I'm excited that it's still... Still rocket

40:26

and roll. I thought it was just... No.

40:30

It's not being a shit ganno. Too good of a story. I

40:33

am staying out of it. What's

40:36

happening in... No, meaning like everybody's got something to do with

40:38

the movie and I'm staying out of it because... Well, you know who

40:40

I want to play, Dad. Who? Bill

40:43

Hader. Who? Yeah, I think

40:45

he'd be brilliant. That's my like... Who's Bill

40:48

Hader? He was... You know him when you

40:50

say him. Everyone thinks I'm fucking crazy until...

40:52

No, you're not. Until I show a side

40:54

by side picture and then that guy's ability

40:57

to like... More character.

40:59

More... He's brilliant. Yeah.

41:02

I can show your picture, Kelly, and then you'll see it. Wanna

41:05

see? I think that Dad needs to

41:07

be played by an unknown actor that is very good.

41:11

Hold on. I'll be fine. I do. I

41:14

don't think there's anybody that you can think of now that

41:16

would be able to do it. Okay, that's you in a kind of 80s time period.

41:20

Fuck off. No.

41:24

Let me have a look. Daddy?

41:31

No, Jack. I think... I think

41:33

he could nail it. I think he could too. Because

41:35

that's gonna be the hardest thing is that

41:37

with an unknown actor is that so much

41:39

of Dad is the physically being

41:42

able to act. But look at the

41:44

kid that played Elvis. Yeah,

41:46

but the physicality was very different. But

41:48

it's very... It's a very... Yeah, it's very different. Yeah,

41:51

he has mannerisms and body language. He wasn't an

41:53

unknown actor though. He was like a known Disney

41:55

guy. Yeah, he wasn't unknown at all.

41:58

Yeah, he was like... had been on shows for years. years

42:00

and have you

42:02

watched that new World War two show with him in it

42:04

the guy who played Elvis? I haven't started yet

42:06

I was going to. Is it

42:09

good? It's okay it's not bad. Oh

42:11

okay so it's gonna be actually pretty good if you're

42:13

giving it the not bad. It's

42:15

not bad. Do you remember what movie?

42:18

Pacific campaign mostly. Do

42:21

you remember how many times we watched Memphis

42:24

Belle? I loved Memphis Belle. It's a

42:27

great movie. We watched that movie probably

42:31

me and Jack did on repeat probably.

42:34

And great cast too. When

42:36

you look at you're like holy shit there's like

42:38

really good people in that movie. I remember when I

42:40

met Sean Astin I was asking him about it. Oh

42:43

you were? Yeah. I remember when I

42:45

was a gladiator. Great

42:48

movie. I came out of the movie theater

42:51

and I was talking to someone I saw into

42:53

somebody. You went into the bookstore that's where

42:55

you met him. I said you've got a lot of things in

42:57

gladiator. And this guy goes yeah I'm

42:59

in it. I'm like what? Black

43:02

guy. What was

43:04

his name? He's really good.

43:06

He's amazing I forget it.

43:08

I mean he's a fucking

43:10

fine actor. I

43:13

can't think of his name. I've

43:16

seen him in a few films. Alright

43:19

this is the okay this is what we need to wrap

43:22

up with. Dad have you

43:24

heard about the new Beatles biopic? I'm

43:27

dying to see. I'll be the first of

43:29

them. So you know that

43:31

they're doing a movie on each

43:33

individual member and they're not sure

43:35

right now how they're gonna release the movies

43:38

and in what order

43:40

it's gonna go in. But

43:43

they're also individual and different

43:46

and their stories

43:48

are also different. I mean the George Harrison

43:50

story in itself is

43:54

I think very interesting. They better not

43:56

start with Ringo then. Mum,

44:01

fucking, come down. What is wrong with you? No,

44:05

but when you're doing a trilogy, you've

44:08

got to start with your strongest story. I

44:10

just can't afford you the Ringo, Ringo's

44:13

got an interesting life. Tell

44:17

us how you really feel about Ringo. No, no,

44:19

no, he's great. Listen,

44:21

who can put Ringo's style down? You

44:23

can't. You just did. No, I did, did. No, I

44:25

didn't. Listen,

44:28

he's had a very interesting life. Look,

44:30

to be in a beetle, that's just

44:32

enough. To be a beetle is more

44:35

than enough. But the thing

44:37

is, when you think about John

44:39

Lennon's life, his story, it's the

44:42

way he was born as a kid and, you know. And

44:46

Ringo had as good a life

44:49

as anybody. It's

44:52

not good a life, it's your

44:54

storyline. Compelling. Your storyline, Eddie. Are

44:58

you, well, okay, of what you

45:00

know, which film would

45:03

you most be excited to go see? Of

45:05

the Beatles. Yeah. All of it. Yeah,

45:08

but like... All of them. Each

45:10

and every one the same. You

45:13

know, I think they've got... You

45:16

can't replace anyone. It's

45:19

like, they're all

45:22

as powerful as each other in their own right. Yeah.

45:25

You know, the TV stuff's different. They all went in

45:27

the same way. And they're still

45:29

doing it. The living mamas are

45:32

still doing fantastic. I mean, Paul

45:34

McCartney came out of a billionaire,

45:36

but the restaurant didn't. So

45:38

who would you put anyone higher, Ross? It's

45:41

not about money, it's about the

45:44

interest of somebody's life story. Take

45:46

you on a journey. Did you

45:48

see the movie yesterday? I

45:51

didn't like it. Oh, I really liked it. You did? Yeah,

45:54

I thought it was fun. I thought that the world would

45:56

outbeatle me then. Yeah. You scored

45:58

the beat. Yeah. I

46:00

thought it was an interrupting take from the Beatles.

46:03

Yeah. Tressed down John Lennon

46:05

and a bucking beat. Fuck

46:08

off. That guy did look like him though. He

46:10

did. Yeah. Um,

46:14

alright. Which

46:16

one are you most excited for? Well,

46:18

I have the most unpopular opinion when it comes

46:20

to the Beatles where I'm just kind of like,

46:23

I don't really care for the Beatles. The

46:27

music. You mean, musically? Yeah, I

46:29

just don't like I. You weren't invested

46:31

in it. It's never really like struck

46:35

a chord with me. I've tried.

46:37

I just don't. I

46:40

respect it. I think it's great understanding the time

46:43

period of music and how, you know, they changed

46:45

a lot of the game. But I've

46:48

never been a huge Beatles fan. Daddy

46:50

always comes up with the best line about

46:52

the Beatles. He said that I'm

46:56

talking for you. But what's

46:58

the line that you always say they did to your

47:00

life? So go to

47:02

bed in a black and white world

47:04

and waking up in a two-tone to

47:06

color. That's exactly what it felt like.

47:10

That was my line. Somebody

47:12

else did that. They did. They

47:15

made life that was quite mundane

47:17

into such. But you don't

47:19

forget, we come out of World War II and

47:22

the fucking drafting and the whole

47:24

thing. And when that and it

47:27

was that we had strict rules to live by and

47:29

it was that broke the fucking doors

47:31

down for so many people and

47:34

might give freedom to the world.

47:37

Our world. And it

47:39

was never seen what they did.

47:41

You're living in there. What was

47:44

it? What the fucking German

47:46

and the Nazis and World War II

47:48

did. They

47:51

enabled our

47:53

world to be free. Yeah,

47:55

to be fun again. But you are free now. So

47:57

you don't know what it's like. to

48:00

be not free. Yeah, it was culture. It was

48:02

a cultural revolution. Yeah, it was. People today don't

48:05

realize what went down in it then. Well,

48:07

yeah, there's that classic line, right? And

48:17

it's, what is it? Hard times

48:19

create strong men. Strong men create good times.

48:22

Good times create weak men. Weak men create bad

48:24

times. And

48:27

it was- So right now we're in the bad times. We're

48:29

about to get real fucking bad. But post

48:31

World War II, Europe, people

48:34

had experienced such just

48:36

like the word that

48:38

it created something good because they had to

48:40

in order to get out of it. You

48:43

imagine this, you were sitting

48:45

there now and somebody's going to

48:47

go, you know, we've all got

48:49

a good chance of being killed or

48:51

fucking fined. You

48:55

had no choice. You said called you up to fine.

48:57

You fucking had to

49:00

be fucking strong up for being a coward. You

49:02

could pull what mom's dad did, just

49:04

pretend he was crazy for a little bit. But

49:07

they're studying give a fuck at the

49:09

end. Now

49:12

they were taking kids. They were taking 13 year

49:14

old little boys to fight. That's

49:16

disgusting. But anyway, don't let's get down

49:18

on a Debbie downer. Um,

49:21

they still made movies. True. True.

49:25

They did. Hollywood, Hollywood was

49:27

trying its best to cheer people

49:29

up. But that guy

49:31

was gruff. Now

49:34

I didn't know it volunteered a lot.

49:37

Yeah, of course they did. But

49:39

they were still making a lot of movies. We'll

49:42

go back to Mickey Rooney. He was a he didn't

49:44

get wounded in World War II. No,

49:46

I didn't fight. No, I think one of

49:48

what was his, uh, what's the note? He

49:51

was a part of her. And then one of them was

49:53

like a tank guy. There was

49:55

one of them. James. of

50:00

that. I'm

50:02

sorry one day. So who's the British actor Lee

50:04

who was in Star Wars? Oh, Christopher

50:07

Lee. He was he worked for he was

50:10

a desert rat. Oh, I didn't

50:12

know that. Yeah. And James was who

50:14

that Christmas film. Oh,

50:17

God, it's a wonderful life. James

50:19

Stewart. James Stewart flew bombers. Yeah,

50:22

we blow a crew. Yeah. I

50:24

see. And and and what

50:26

you do. Oh, here we go again. Right.

50:30

Give us some clues that sounds

50:32

like. He

50:35

was like a he was in

50:37

that. Was he an actor? Actually,

50:39

it was film or TV. It

50:41

was film. OK,

50:44

so film about about

50:46

cotton. Cottons,

50:52

frankly, my dear, I don't give a dog. Gone with the

50:54

wind. Oh, he

50:56

had false teeth. Mustard.

50:58

Yeah. We made it. Yeah.

51:02

Clark Gable. Clark Gable. He was he was

51:04

in the military. There's

51:06

a I've read something somewhere and it was Chris

51:09

Christopher Lee was in Lord of the Rings. And

51:12

when they were making Lord of the Rings, I

51:14

forget. He was quoted in

51:16

saying he's like he said to Peter Jackson

51:18

when like someone got stabbed, he went up

51:21

to Peter Jackson and said something along the

51:23

lines of, you know, actually,

51:25

people don't sound like that when they

51:28

get stabbed. I would know. Because

51:32

he fought in World War II and was

51:34

he did like he was like

51:36

in the predecessor to the S.A.S. I

51:39

mean, the thing is, in the

51:41

real in the real deal, people, people, lots

51:44

of bad shit happens in them.

51:46

So I didn't get up

51:48

and go, oh, the mic off that. They

51:51

were fucking dead for good. OK, let's

51:53

end the show on a happy note.

51:56

If you could be in one movie, what

51:59

movie would it be? If

52:01

I could be in one movie, yeah. Um...

52:07

Oh man. Ghostbusters. See,

52:10

I would have thought Star Wars. I'd

52:12

have ruined it. Alright,

52:14

Alien. Alien, yeah. I think it

52:16

would be an Alien film. What

52:19

would be in? What one would I be in?

52:22

I'd like to feel nice. A footage

52:26

film, I suppose. And what would it be?

52:29

Um, what would I be in front of you? Would you

52:32

be sat on a bench? No, I'd spend

52:34

a lot. Um... What

52:37

about Life of Brian? What about

52:40

Life of Brian? We haven't

52:42

talked about any Monty Python here. And that's like

52:44

your bread and butter. I'm kind of over

52:46

it now. Oh. Impossible.

52:51

It's just on slow occasions. I've

52:54

watched so much on Python. It's

52:56

become like... It's a bit cheesy

52:58

in there. You don't think

53:01

it stood the test of time? No, it's definitely

53:03

not. I mean, I mean, Brian...

53:06

Life of Brian is the best one of the lot, without

53:08

a doubt. I mean,

53:11

after seeing it for 80,000 times... If

53:15

I could be in... Would have done

53:17

a movie... Oh, you

53:20

would have... Bad Santa. Bad Santa was fucking

53:22

great. The movie where he

53:24

played a doctor. We just doomed

53:26

Carrie where he played a vet. Ace

53:29

Ventura. Ace Ventura. Mom,

53:32

he was a pet detective, not a vet. Sorry.

53:36

I said the Glee's Red Bear's such a scummy. I'm not a glee. Glee's...

53:42

Loves Chris. Stop

53:44

laughing at me. I'm

53:47

terrible with names. He

53:49

was a detective that happened to be a vet. He

53:52

wasn't a vet. Mom, he wasn't a fucking vet.

53:54

He never cared for an animal. He

53:57

never rescued an animal from death. He

54:00

put his arm up a cow's ass. No. No,

54:02

it wasn't a cow mom. It was a rhino.

54:04

He was inside a robotic rhino and he came out

54:06

of the robotic rhino's ass. That's right.

54:09

Same thing. For this movie that you

54:11

want to be in, mom, you sure know it well. Um,

54:15

alright.