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All rise. I'm Miss Pat,

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and I'm the judge of my new show, Miss Pat

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Settles It. The way you cut that wig, baby, you

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had glue coma. Because your eyes was

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glue shut. I will be bringing

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the realness with some off-the-wall cases.

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I think she got your rent money on her hands. And

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my own jury made up of friends

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and guest stars. Is there any way for us

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to see the video? He know

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Welcome to another edition of the Pat-Down.

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My name is Chris Spangle. That is,

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IKEA has gone away. Deon Curry's

0:51

here. Where did IKEA go? I

0:54

looked up to the camera, and I was like, what,

0:57

where'd he go? But

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this is a special edition of the episode. Look,

1:02

this is late, and we're probably gonna do a

1:04

Best of Tuesday, because Pat has been doing

1:06

a ton of media for Miss Pat

1:08

Settles It, and she's also traveling on Burt

1:10

Kreischer's cruise, and so this

1:12

was like, we got 15 minutes

1:14

of her time, and then IKEA, Deon, and I

1:16

had a chat, and so that's what

1:18

you're gonna hear. So it is a special edition, Deon.

1:20

Very special edition.

1:23

Hope you guys enjoy it. It's pretty funny, even though

1:25

it's quick. Yeah, so thanks for joining

1:27

us, and we'll see you again soon, and

1:29

I think this is where I insult your body.

1:33

Insert funny joke here. I

1:35

don't have anything. All

1:39

right, we'll see you right after these words.

1:42

You better get up, get out, and tune into

1:44

this podcast. Miss Pat spit

1:46

the truth, spit the real facts. Nothing

1:49

but the other classy at the same time.

1:51

Pat got the flavor, these are not your same

1:53

lines. It's the politics, she

1:55

been on the real grind. He could be pretty,

1:58

but ugly at the same time. I'm gonna

2:00

put the lock on the spin dial.

2:03

Ain't no need for the way to turn the up

2:05

now. What you talking about? It's

2:08

real, though. They cut the game. You can't

2:10

no play like Nintendo. You ain't

2:12

the crowd turn the up. Nothing but the ugly. Straight

2:15

off the top. Everything you say you know is funny.

2:18

Full class, this is taste of the future. Listen

2:20

on your iPhone or your desktop computer.

2:23

Very sweet. Ain't no way to

2:25

beat it. Nothing but the ugly. Nothing

2:27

but the ugly. Nothing

2:28

but the ugly. That's

2:30

what you mean. That's what I mean. You were like, you look like

2:32

me. No. I don't think you

2:34

have no resemblance. No, you look like Gary.

2:37

You have to say mom. Hey,

2:40

Chris, you stopped me with the word that I never heard you

2:42

ever say before. What? I

2:45

don't know. I didn't get home till 5.15. He

2:48

said, I'm running late. I'm like,

2:50

B, you turn on, B, you turn on two

2:52

outs. You don't have to fuck with

2:54

me. I

2:57

can see you retweeted

2:59

me. From a show

3:01

that I'm on, on BET. It

3:09

retweeted me.

3:10

Yeah. And that little shit don't wanna go on your body. Do

3:13

you squeeze that shit like it's Band-Aid?

3:16

This thing is in there for a long time.

3:19

Look at this.

3:21

What is that? Lotion.

3:26

It's dry about lotion. You leave the cap on, it

3:29

won't be like that. My hand

3:31

is ashy as

3:33

it

3:34

tells. Let

3:37

me do all the cussing right now before Pat get on. It

3:40

may, if she does. She said she was going to

3:43

dinner, I go, but you're going to be podcasting at five, right? Oh

3:45

yeah, we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. I

3:47

was like, we're not podcasting at five.

3:50

Oh, we're supposed to be there at 6.30. Okay.

3:53

Then she said she'd hop on. That's

3:58

why I'm rolling tape so we have something for Pat. I

4:03

Costume

4:06

party why are you going as Rick Ross?

4:12

No, they're custom party my new

4:14

glasses I

4:17

Like him

4:19

you like I do. Yeah, they look good on you.

4:22

Everything else is off You

4:42

You came out of your mama that size Wonder

4:46

she needs a panty liner Now

4:48

she was paying like a huge up on top of cars

4:53

Now loosen up all the tools It

4:57

is funny she's played a judge if you think about it

5:04

She looks really good in the TV show I guess she's

5:06

not playing cuz these are actually real cases these

5:08

are real people Yeah,

5:10

it was fun. You know what they started to find me

5:13

on the damn family. I'm not one of the hell One

5:16

of the guys he said what my he said, I

5:18

guess I posted the advertising. He's like what

5:20

my what my scene is I'm

5:22

look like I don't know I Think

5:26

you could do it

5:28

He was the guy that like the slow mother that do hair

5:31

long dress Yeah,

5:34

yeah All four

5:37

of you are funny.

5:38

Like I think what's that all you

5:40

and your brothers your brother and sisters are

5:42

all funny like

5:44

professional comedian funny Yeah,

5:49

but it's funny

5:50

you're funny intentionally and unintentionally Which

5:54

is the best kind of comedy?

5:56

Just like Pat Tom Griswold just funny

5:59

unintentionally

5:59

and on purpose. He

6:02

looks like he didn't understand what he said. Thank

6:05

you. What

6:07

does this man mean, unintentionally,

6:10

on purpose? You

6:13

say things like flabida. What

6:15

was I looking at, dude? What was he

6:17

looking at? He was looking like, what is this man

6:20

really trying to say? I

6:22

wasn't being racist that time, I promise. I

6:27

understand.

6:28

Oh, man. Are

6:31

you down in the... Yeah, I'm going

6:33

on a cruise, right? The bird cruise? Yeah, we in Miami right

6:35

now.

6:37

All the hookie daddies!

6:39

Is Quisha with y'all?

6:42

No. Okay. Because she posted

6:45

on Instagram yesterday. Was it yesterday?

6:47

No. It was

6:49

yesterday, the day before she was on a boat, so

6:52

I didn't know if it was the same boat y'all about to

6:54

go.

6:54

No. We'll

6:57

leave tomorrow.

6:58

She said there's a lot of unseasoning

7:01

on that boat that she was on. It

7:03

looks pretty. Yeah, it looks pretty dry. Dry.

7:10

It looks like they probably

7:12

booked by 30 people on that boat. Does that mean old?

7:16

That means nobody. Oh, that

7:18

sucks. It

7:21

looks pretty dry. I'm ready for tomorrow.

7:23

It's going to be... I'm not a cruise

7:25

guy. Just not my thing. I don't suck with boats

7:28

like that. Y'all do boats?

7:32

I don't want to be on the water. What

7:34

do you do? You don't do nothing, do you? I

7:37

chill, man. That's all I be doing.

7:39

I be chilling. You say chill like they have been. You

7:41

a sex toy. Are

7:44

you saying he's a kept woman? Please

7:47

explain your logic on that one. Let

7:50

me just sit around and be telling the fuck. He's

7:52

gotcha. When

7:55

the man's right, he's right. That man's logic

7:57

is undeniable. That's

8:00

his outfit right there. You fucking with

8:02

him right the way he got on. Yep,

8:05

pull this shit over my head. Hahahaha

8:08

Hey We come walking in with

8:10

some Uggs and shorts on. You know what time it

8:13

is. I've

8:15

never had a pair of Uggs the day of my life. My

8:19

man, not Uggs Crocs. I bought

8:22

a pair of Timbalands. I haven't put them on yet. I've

8:24

had them for two years. They

8:26

still in the box. What

8:29

size do you wear?

8:30

11 and a half.

8:32

Damn, almost. What

8:34

do you wear? What do you need? 13?

8:37

Yes

8:38

sir. Yeah, you look like a 13.

8:41

Yeah, I can't do no suit. It's

8:44

between 13 and 14 depending on what it is.

8:47

What are you talking about?

8:49

We want to talk about when you use 13 and 14. Hahahaha

8:56

Fuck out of here with that dollar sign I cut. Hahahaha

9:01

He does look like a velociraptor. Hahahaha

9:05

You mean a velociraptor? Nigga

9:07

sitting there looking like a fat MC Hammer. Hahahaha

9:12

Not tomorrow. Hahahaha

9:16

Hahahaha Yeah Too

9:19

little dick, too little dick quick, eating gas,

9:21

taking food. Hahahaha

9:25

What did you say earlier? We've been recording for 8 minutes

9:27

Pat.

9:27

And what did Nikea say? His weight

9:30

what?

9:30

Been shaky. Hahahaha

9:35

Wait, what's that?

9:37

What Pat? Nigga don't try to make

9:39

up no excuse Nikea while you go eat it. It's

9:43

his own vacation. Hahahaha

9:46

Yeah, where you at Miss Pat?

9:48

We in Miami. We getting ready to

9:50

go on Burt's Crashy Crew. You see I'm, I

9:52

got my fucking, I'm mad at him. Is that a braid

9:54

in your hair?

9:56

Yeah, you don't like it? No, I do

9:58

like it. You look like

10:00

you said teen. That's

10:02

cute. You around my crochet net? No,

10:05

but you trying to crochet

10:06

you in some dick because I know his eyes. We

10:09

got a delivery? What

10:11

did they say here? Yeah, deliveries. For

10:13

what? What's

10:16

that? Who's this from? Yeah,

10:18

it's from your manager, somebody at Burke. I said,

10:20

I hope this is what I was like. Just set him up here.

10:23

They ain't going to let somebody call.

10:26

Set him up.

10:29

It's the car. Oh, call Jasmine. Ask

10:32

your call Jasmine. Call Jasmine. Tell

10:34

her, send her up. I don't know if she's fucking on or off. You

10:36

have people around you all day, every day? Not

10:41

for protection. No, I just mean I'm

10:43

alone most of the day in my office. But

10:46

every time I talk to you, you got five people around you.

10:49

When have you ever used protection, nigga? You

10:51

was pregnant at 12. Yeah,

10:54

I was putting the same thing in my head.

10:57

Do I have a different part coming?

11:00

I like that little braid. Set

11:02

him up.

11:03

There's no sense in trying to do this, Podcat. Well,

11:06

that's a big-ass croissant. It's nice.

11:08

Miss Pat, what do you think of Nikea's glasses?

11:11

Looks like a said your brain looks like a croissant.

11:16

Is that what he's saying? Everything's

11:19

fuso. Ooh,

11:20

your pussy look like sushi.

11:22

They a mother McGriddle.

11:27

I'm loving it.

11:28

I don't watch them loving you. Motherfucker

11:32

hoodie dick ass. Yeah, they a piggy

11:34

behind you. When

11:37

it dick go to piss, the skin just automatically roll back like

11:39

elevators. Like them automating

11:41

those. She say

11:43

your dick like the Black Plansmen. So tomorrow we get on Birdcrasher

11:45

Cruise. I am so fucking

11:47

excited. It's

11:50

going to be awesome. I can

11:53

see sloppy drunk people everywhere.

11:55

It's about much of ancome to say like crease

11:58

look like. I can do Needs man.

11:59

like Chris act like Nike.

12:03

All people that look like Chris to Chris.

12:06

How many days is the cruise?

12:09

We come in next. Uh, five, four,

12:11

five. You take out from

12:13

Miami. Where y'all going?

12:15

I don't know. I was on.

12:18

You got on a boat. You don't know where you go. I'm

12:21

just asking what was that? I ain't getting kids.

12:24

That wasn't funny. Too

12:27

many white people over there. Wait a minute. You've

12:31

been on cruises, right? Disney

12:34

and column. Column is for the niggles and

12:37

broke white people. Then

12:39

there was the infamous Tom Joyner cruise.

12:41

Yeah,

12:44

they took out my money. I was allowed to go on that

12:46

one.

12:47

I'm going to do a crack baby cruise because

12:50

now before we can get all the crack babies on a cruise

12:52

and just show the ass like we do at a party. Oh

12:54

my God. Do

12:57

I have to go? Yeah,

13:02

you gotta go. You see this Jerry look,

13:04

you like a goddamn Jerry. I'm like,

13:07

oh, that's my earpiece, my inner

13:09

pierce. I am. I am a jury. I

13:11

can't be on a jury. I'm ready. All

13:14

white. I'm on

13:16

a jury on BET. Did you

13:18

say that? Hello, what's up?

13:22

I didn't hear you. I

13:24

thought you said J.R. Y. He

13:29

said I'm a jury on BET. Hey,

13:34

never thought I would be on black entertainment

13:37

TV. I never thought I would be retweeted

13:39

by black entertainment television. Only

13:43

if you probably did something stupid, but you're

13:45

there for a fine degree. I'm

13:47

on one of their shows. I still can't believe it. It's

13:50

ridiculous. And concert rays. I

13:54

think Hey, I bet you white changed.

14:01

Oh, that didn't happen. But I guarantee

14:03

thanks to Bob and Tom and you and me

14:06

and my dad last week,

14:08

when the show premiered, he goes, you're

14:10

never going to believe it. We have BET in Putnamville.

14:14

I was like, yeah,

14:16

they have BET in rural Indiana, dad.

14:21

Never occurred to him that he could watch BET. Yeah,

14:26

that it was. We're after him. You seen Chris on

14:28

the call of people chat? I

14:31

don't want to call people

14:34

challenge. He's

14:38

proud that you're on BET Chris. He was.

14:41

My whole family's very excited. My Christian

14:44

conservative home of schooling in-laws all thought

14:46

it was great and loved the show and I haven't

14:48

heard that my aunt Lisa thought it was very nice.

14:51

And then one guy, when

14:54

they say like, they make me super crazy. And

14:57

then one guy wrote in

15:00

to Bob and Tom and he said, I watched the show.

15:02

Miss Pat's new show is hilarious. And

15:05

while Chris Bangle's performance was not

15:07

Oscar worthy, he did a good job

15:09

being white. It's like,

15:11

what were you shocked for? I'm

15:14

when I first met you, I think black

15:16

African-American people made you uncomfortable. Yeah.

15:18

But you just, you was very uncomfortable

15:21

when I first met you. You was profusely sweating.

15:24

Like we were skilling out the stove. I was like,

15:26

why is this one fucking white boy sweating? You

15:28

would leave out my house and the back of your

15:31

pants be weird. That's because you're pissed on

15:33

yourself. No, it's because we

15:35

were recording in a tiny room and it's 80 degrees.

15:38

It was summertime and you'd have the window open.

15:41

And to be 105 when we were recording

15:43

those first episodes, that's why my ass

15:45

was wet. You had a heater

15:47

on. Oh, wait. Nothing

15:50

makes you uncomfortable. You just...

15:52

And that's what's wrong. That's what's

15:55

wrong with a lot of

15:55

people. Black, white, all races, when you don't

15:58

mix, then you really don't know how to deal. with

16:00

you only hear what you hear in the news

16:03

and what you learn about a group of people.

16:05

You don't realize we all the fucking same

16:08

once you peel back them stereotypical bullshit.

16:11

If

16:11

you talk to an average Asian

16:14

person who works in the black community,

16:17

they just black Asian.

16:18

They won't fight you if you steal

16:20

them weed.

16:21

And they'll do it with that fan nigga

16:24

in English. They won't elaborate.

16:30

They might say nigga in their

16:32

language, but they never gonna let nigga

16:34

slip out in

16:36

our language. I

16:40

had two other shows with black co-hosts, Abdul

16:42

and Harry. We never really talked

16:44

about race. And you also scared

16:47

me. You

16:50

still scare me. Anybody named Hadoop,

16:53

ain't no real nigga. What's

16:56

his name? Oh, dude and Larry. Real

16:59

niggas don't have a friend and they gonna do

17:01

it later. They been raising one of you, Chris.

17:07

You need some Dior and some Nottons.

17:10

Them niggas are like testy-cad drivers. That's

17:14

not their name. But okay. Deon

17:18

knows Abdul and Harry. He likes one of them. Oh,

17:22

yeah, definitely not a nigga named Harry. You don't

17:24

hang out with nobody named Harry when you black. Nah,

17:26

Harry's cool as hell. Abdul, fuck

17:28

him. What'd I do with Abdul? I

17:31

don't like Abdul's politics, that's all. I

17:34

thought you were gonna put him on your whitey. What'd

17:37

you say? I do think he's white. Chris,

17:40

you know him better than I do. He

17:43

ran as a Republican in the most

17:45

recent mayoral primary. Oh,

17:48

Lord Jesus. You

17:50

said that shit like there wasn't no more. Abdul was in

17:53

my first wedding. He was my first mentor.

17:55

I've been very fortunate to have Pat as a

17:57

mentor. Abdul. Nigga,

18:00

you got a real as Miss Pat as

18:02

your mentor. That's true I

18:06

do They

18:08

like I do like that is black. Oh Well,

18:11

you gotta why do you have to be why do you have

18:13

to be why do all blacks have to be Democrats?

18:15

Nikea They

18:18

don't have any of them care. She's a Republican

18:25

I did not make no demo cat

18:28

Vote

18:31

Democrat

18:33

mama voting for

18:36

You want to keep your Medicaid? Didn't you nigga?

18:39

Everybody got a

18:41

D by their name,

18:42

but you lived in Hendrix County so there wasn't anybody Nice

18:48

to only vote Democrats shut the fuck up you don't make

18:51

enough money

18:52

You ain't got no Republican views you ain't

18:54

joined no military and you don't even know how to fold

18:57

a flag, right? So you ain't know how to say the flags

18:59

and leave you So you're different

19:01

Democrats don't pledge allegiance

19:07

You do say the pledge of allegiance I pledge Hold

19:13

on To

19:23

the flag with nice face of America

19:26

Hey But to the Republic

19:28

for which we stand one nation under

19:30

God

19:32

individual amen

19:40

To

19:42

the flag 90 states

19:43

of America to the Republic for which

19:46

and one nation under God independent

19:49

indivisible What's

19:52

indivisible? You

19:54

can't divide it. Yeah You're

19:56

not allowed to see In

20:00

the middle fucking words

20:04

in the pledge that you definitely that you don't actually

20:17

Thank

20:18

everybody for watching miss Pat

20:20

settles it come on y'all next week Let's kick

20:23

ass again the

20:24

first week. We got 1.3

20:25

million views on BET

20:28

We came in second behind sisters,

20:30

but sisters in their second season So that's

20:32

not bad for a little new court

20:34

show and it's a hundred court shows out here

20:37

But we out here we gonna hang we

20:39

gonna do the right thing and crack baby

20:42

next week Let's get together and ship

20:44

this motherfucker down. We're gonna call it. Shit

20:47

this much shit BET down

20:49

one good thing I did here last night. I heard the app

20:51

was skipping really bad

20:53

both weeks. It was really bad So

20:55

that mean a lot of people was on

20:57

the app Yeah The

21:00

same way when the miss Pat show like so he

21:03

just keep helping me We got about eight more

21:05

episodes to get through let's tell

21:07

this bitch up every week so I can get a second season

21:10

And keep you know Twitter

21:13

Okay, make sure y'all join me on Twitter

21:15

every Wednesday night Oh, we will be there talking about

21:17

show also We

21:19

got a thing for the party and

21:22

the tickets are gonna go on sale within a week

21:24

dang This year

21:26

because I just this year next

21:28

year I'm gonna sponsor three people

21:31

but I'm gonna pick those three people the

21:33

raffle will be open Can I just say

21:35

something to y'all cuz I'm a real nigga stop

21:37

fucking asking for your money back because you didn't

21:40

win the raffle I don't want to blast nobody

21:42

but nigga you spent 14 dollars on a raffle

21:47

And I'm gonna fight

21:49

you and you know who the fuck you will you not

21:52

get my motherfucking money back outside I'm through a hell

21:54

of a party. What the fuck is $14 you alone neck nigga

21:58

somebody

22:00

claim fraud on $14. We

22:02

know it's not me and you Chris.

22:05

No. You said long

22:07

neck. I gotta go. I love

22:09

y'all. Y'all nicks go around. Alright. See

22:12

you Pat. Alright. Oh, before

22:15

I go to the intro,

22:17

just say special dishes. I will.

22:20

Alright, bye. Well, we got 10 more

22:22

minutes to talk here. I got a question

22:25

for you. Do you ever miss Indiana? I

22:27

love that hand there on the pen.

22:30

What do you miss about it? My

22:32

little spot. I used to eat it. You

22:34

missed the Midwest cuisine. Chichies,

22:38

chilies, applebees. No, the

22:41

eagle. Oh

22:43

yeah, the eagle. I live real close to that.

22:46

Fried chicken is really good there. Oh

22:48

man, I miss that. I've

22:50

been jaw dropped. And last time, a couple

22:53

days ago, I was craving wine castle. We ain't

22:55

got that much. Oh yeah, you got crystal with the mud on

22:58

it. I cannot imagine

23:00

you eating a White Castle. What?

23:03

With the jalapeno cheese? What's

23:06

your order at White Castle? The

23:09

number two. That's the double cheeseburger. The

23:11

double cheeseburgers? How many number two? It

23:14

is. Do whatever

23:16

you want with it. You eat the number two. You

23:19

can go number two. I like

23:21

the double white. It's real good

23:23

when you're nice and drunk. That's the best time

23:25

to eat it. I like the double cheeseburgers better than the regular

23:28

cheeseburgers. I agree with you.

23:30

Yeah, because the regular sugar, you can't really taste no meat.

23:32

You just taste some bread. Yeah, yeah.

23:35

It's like it is. But

23:37

think about

23:38

it down here. There's a song

23:41

about how it is. They just dried out.

23:45

Yeah, it's disgusting. I

23:47

didn't even know you had them down there. They

23:49

got crystals.

23:50

Yeah, I didn't see any when I was down there. Yeah, they down here.

23:53

They got they don't have White Castle.

23:55

It's nothing like White Castle. I miss the fries

23:58

too.

23:59

Yeah, they have a White Castle. White Castle now in Orlando.

24:01

I've

24:04

always wondered why there was White Castle and Crystal

24:06

if they have an agreement not to go in each other's territory

24:08

or something.

24:10

Are they not the same company?

24:13

I don't think so. Not like Hardee's and Charles Jr.

24:15

or whatever it is. Maybe because they sure

24:17

don't got the same meal. Because

24:19

Rallies and Checkers is the same thing. Rallies

24:23

is underrated. Rallies is actually really good.

24:25

Big Buford's a really good cheeseburger. They

24:27

got the same menu. They the same.

24:30

It's Checkers. That's what I thought

24:32

Crystals and White Castles was the same.

24:34

Yeah, Crystals and White Castles are not the same. I

24:37

have been to Crystals now that I think about it. Yeah,

24:39

I went to... The meat part is the same.

24:41

There was a Crystals around the corner from my hotel

24:45

when I was down there and I had Crystals a

24:47

couple of times. It is a lot

24:50

drier than White Castles. Yeah. Because

24:52

the Crystals is red. Their main

24:55

color is red, right? Yeah, red and gray.

24:57

Yeah. Yeah.

24:58

Yeah. And they put mustard on

25:00

the sandwiches. Yeah,

25:03

that too. So

25:05

you don't miss any people from here or you just miss

25:07

restaurants? I

25:09

do miss people. I got a lot of friends up there. So I do miss people.

25:13

I've been trying to find a way like, yeah, I'm

25:15

gonna come up there one day.

25:17

Yeah.

25:19

It hasn't been a day here. Just like you

25:21

go lose weight one day, huh?

25:23

Yeah, we played this week on Pat's

25:25

Instagram. The best of clip was you

25:28

talking about taking her to a bonfire

25:32

and how she... I don't know if you

25:34

remember this, Dion, but she said, I won't

25:36

eat s'mores. One

25:38

of us goes, you used to eat chicken out

25:40

of the chimney. Why are you bougie? That

25:44

was my first time experiencing a bonfire. I think

25:46

your brother took me to a couple of them and that was like,

25:48

what the fuck is a bonfire? I didn't know

25:50

what it was. Yeah, just people

25:53

sitting around hanging out drinking. It was like a

25:55

laid back. I ain't got to worry about getting

25:57

shot at. I ain't worried

25:59

about...

25:59

I get robbed.

26:01

You can't have bonfire on the line.

26:03

You probably get your bonfire, I get robbed too. This

26:06

nigga gonna steal you in the fire. I wanna

26:09

know what's going on down there because Rudy

26:11

put like a sad post. It was happy,

26:13

but it was also sad. He was like, I've

26:15

never been to a party where

26:18

I didn't feel like I was about to get robbed or stabbed

26:20

or shot. And I've been to parties where people lay

26:22

in their dead cause they've just been shot. It was so nice

26:25

to be around people who were like, nice

26:27

and nobody was trying to steal anything. I was like,

26:29

what the fuck is going on Rudy? He

26:32

been living in LA for too long. I don't

26:34

know where he from. But

26:37

hey, that's how Atlanta can be like that. You

26:39

gotta be careful where you at.

26:41

That's the only thing about it. That's the main reason why

26:43

I don't like it down there. There's no zone.

26:45

Cause I don't know the area that you gonna...

26:47

In the end, so small, no area

26:50

out there.

26:52

Like, Deon, you know where I live. Like

26:54

you go six blocks either direction and it's

26:56

dangerous, but I've walked through there, rode my bike. Like

26:59

you're not in any danger or anything.

27:01

It's just, you just don't want to be... Atlanta,

27:03

it pop up on you. You don't even know. One

27:06

minute you cool, the next minute you like, I don't

27:08

think we in Kansas anymore. I

27:11

mean, I made friends in Atlanta. Cause I'm making friends.

27:13

They gonna bite. They gonna turn it back on you in

27:15

a heartbeat.

27:16

Trust me. My gosh. That's what

27:18

I keep to myself

27:20

and to myself. Have you like made any friends

27:22

down there? Do you hang out with anybody? No,

27:24

I don't need no friends. You need friends.

27:27

We're your friends, but our internet friends. You

27:30

don't have anybody you go hang out with?

27:33

No.

27:34

Oh, you're tracking me. I didn't.

27:37

You said no. I can hear that. Cause

27:39

me and this racetrack pizza. If

27:42

it ain't my brother or my siblings or things

27:45

like that, no. Yeah,

27:47

I do. You guys are really close. You're like my wife's

27:49

family. Where you all friends with each other.

27:51

That's pretty much how it is.

27:54

I like the light bit.

27:56

That's safe for sure. Other than that.

27:58

Yeah. So people could

28:00

be thinking you got something you really

28:02

don't yeah, that's how

28:05

they do it alone. They quit the plot on you

28:07

Yeah, new scams be quick

28:09

and in every

28:13

We should wrap it up we want to thank everybody for

28:15

joining us Nikea do you have any final words of wisdom?

28:18

Oh

28:18

Absolutely, I

28:21

find the words of wisdom is they help love

28:24

yourself Whatever you know

28:26

is the wisdom not hypocrite I'm going to

28:28

win because you got a lot of hypocrites. I'm helping them

28:30

out, too Nikea's

28:34

hypocrite Now

28:36

my criticism is a great criticism. Love yourself.

28:39

Yeah, whatever you want to be Don't

28:43

be it

28:44

Silly we usually end with past

28:46

dates, but Deon. Where are you gonna

28:48

be performing? What's your day? I'm

28:51

in Phoenix. My buddy Sydney is recording

28:54

a special in November 11th. So I'll

28:56

be in Phoenix. That's my next day Thanks

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