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hair. Liga.

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or years ago. on the robot side, I've

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never fired at for having a second once.

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get the Pacific defeated. Agree

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with a robot when it's on a

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Nike. have now moved to a Nike.

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a bad job. I will call. The.

25:47

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out here in Missouri. Where.

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Decent. Amount every month.

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good. If

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you do for that way every job I get

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I had. Said. Be

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t at right me some jokes. In

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the style of Miss Pat. Or.

26:25

I'd So it says that you blend tough

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with funny and very in a very authentic

26:29

way. And. It's candid,

26:31

our observations, no holds barred approach to

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taboo topic. Let's see if it does.

26:36

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26:38

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Siblings and I used to play a game called

26:45

guess That Dinner. If you

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could guess what it was in the pot, you didn't have

26:50

to eat it. My.

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seek, we played. Guess who moved out last one

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a notice. had to pay their share of the

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rent. Dieting.

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In my house. Please.

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27:10

my frying pan filed for unemployment. Going

27:15

to the Dmv as like attending a family reunion

27:17

you don't have. You don't want to be there,

27:19

but you gotta show up or else you can't

27:21

legally drive away from your problems. When.

27:26

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wrote them as A B C just

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now. Who. Is this is

27:34

the you don't know? Who said Cbt

27:36

is. Now I've

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been married so long I look at my

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husband and thank you again. He's like a

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rerun of a show you only have one

27:45

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keep watching. Church

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he received Like the big A I

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writing system that it's hard to explain.

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Oh Yes No Yes. see here.

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I. Told my kids I'm living proof that you

28:12

can overcome anything. When I was younger, I had

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more records than a Dj. Now I use my

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past as material. Who. Knew being a hot

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mess could be so profitable. A

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R T of Feel. Good.

28:28

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they'll say I wrote else I

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a young adults is a I right now so

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you're sitting in right to yeah, They.

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back of his. Videos. Know

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I grew up sober with our group so

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poor when I found a p and I

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thought I made it into forwards know. If

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hide and seek. We play guess who moved

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didn't see you again. He

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what it says. Seeds

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computer racists onto our own. I

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some in a to me out

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the growth Would. Sometimes.

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what they're doing. Resign and

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39:02

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39:04

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doubt about it. He's funnier than a

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40:10

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40:12

legal system. Compete

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40:19

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40:21

second time. in a third time, in a

40:24

fourth time. And a lot of people said

40:26

that's why the black people like me because

40:28

they have been hurt so badly and discriminated

40:30

against. and they have actually viewed me as

40:32

I'm being discriminated against. I'm being indicted for

40:35

you, The American People. I'm being

40:37

indicted for you'd the black population. I'm being

40:39

indicted for a lot of different groups by

40:41

sick people. These are sick people. He

40:45

won face indictment. Jesus. Glad I'm

40:48

glad Conservative Federation gave him the

40:50

champion a Black America award. Never

40:55

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41:02

who embrace the more than anybody else so

41:04

black population. You. See, black people walk

41:06

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why they lead dismantled. A

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quality with his shadow. He

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