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group. Welcome to another episode
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of the Pat-Down. I'm Miss Pat, so
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I'm always here. And I'm here with
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Chris Bynum-Langa, cause he's here too. And
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my other co-host, Deon Currie. We all
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here cooking some jerk chicken. We got
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shit to talk about. We wanna talk
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about hot dick dick. The
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diddler. Somebody
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made the diddler, he's dressed up in green. Like
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the riddler from Batman. Baby,
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he on the run. He
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on the run like he, I thought he was shooting
0:45
a pod in first 48. How they playing,
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got up out of there. You
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know, really when I saw that plane tick off, I
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said, this is American green. Yeah.
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And they said, like, it's didn't play. I
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said, oh, okay. That's
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why I thought it was American green. I thought somebody had made
1:02
some money and ran off, but it
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just diddy. You don't want you to
1:06
see his pussy tapped to tattoos or whatever
1:08
he did. Nick. And
1:11
you look back at the tapes now, Diddy
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was talking to some blady. He said, this is
1:15
a pretty motherfucker. And I'm like,
1:17
what man called another man, Bernie? A
1:21
diddler. Stay tuned. Y'all at
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the music, we gon' see if Diddy fuck
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Deon. What? You
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better get up, get out, and tune into
1:34
this podcast. This cat spit the truth, spit
1:37
the real fact. Nothing but
1:39
the ugly classy at the same time. That
1:41
got the flavor, these are not your same
1:43
life. That's the politics, she's been
1:45
on the real grind. It could be pretty but
1:47
ugly at the same time. Just
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tune in, put your lock on the
1:52
spin dial. Ain't no need for the
1:54
way to turn up now. Where you
1:56
talkin' back? It's real
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though, it cut the game. You ain't no
2:00
playa like me, you ain't mad You ain't the
2:02
client, find the uck, nothin' but the ugly Straight
2:05
off the top, everything she say, you know it's
2:07
funny Full class, this a tight
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start of future Listen to all your
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alpha, all your desktop computers You ain't
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no way to beat it Nothin'
2:16
but the ugly, startin' up, it's all repeated Nothin'
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but the ugly, I ain't tell you what's up
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I ain't tell you what's up, we ain't up
2:22
We ain't in jail like we ain't on the
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run like plug, dad Recording in progress So
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what's up? So what's
2:29
up, this Pat? I don't know, nigga, I'm tryna
2:31
get back to the goal I
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can tell you one thing, we ain't on the run like pug, dad
2:36
What the fuck? I don't
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know if he give it to him but he show nothin'
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run like he give it to him I got a damn
2:43
pug, dad He-he-he-he Ain't stop They re-stop
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They let these kids get put in cuffs but then
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as soon as they raided his house He was like
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Fred Flintstone, Twinkle Toe These
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skedad and red-a-a-a-a-I don't know what,
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some Caribbean country Antigua
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Antigua, I guess he's supposed to be going
3:01
to some like It's some
3:03
country off the coast of Africa that
3:05
doesn't have any extradition treaty When
3:08
they say Antigua, I thought he went to a nigga house
3:10
and he might get locked Oh,
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he's going to jail Oh
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I-I But
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the-the He goin' to jail Oh Kelly,
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see he's like y'all ready I
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don't know what he was doin' or how he was doin'
3:29
it but a lot of people act like they knew he
3:31
was doin' it Cat
3:33
Williams said something in the interview of Shin Sharp
3:36
They did know he was doin' it This
3:39
thing is about to get blowed,
3:41
if he don't mysteriously kill himself
3:44
Yeah, he don't tell on a lot of
3:46
people He wasn't doin'
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this by himself all
3:51
this time Did you see his neighbor who
3:55
was sayin' that he had busloads of young girls
3:57
comin' in at night? No,
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no, of course this this person could be full of
4:02
crap but Son
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I went right next to him. He do too
4:11
much Buses like
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big ass busses He gets you
4:15
all the time and she hop out Especially
4:17
at nighttime like around three o'clock in the morning. It
4:19
gets wild I'm
4:22
his neighbor I just
4:24
got to speak cause I don't know what I'm gonna talk The
4:29
basketball goal thing was but okay I
4:33
don't believe that nigga. He's a basketball player, ain't
4:35
he? I
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don't know. I was trying to I was trying to copy
4:41
He is he is allegedly accused of
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sex trafficking Sex?
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Oh, he's going jail. Come on get this trash. Oh,
4:47
he's going So
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this girl He
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just puts this randomly up on twitter
4:56
on instagram live Nobody
4:58
knows where this girl went her
5:01
name is ava barone in
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april of 2020 And
5:05
here's the video Last I'm
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a scorpion. No, what's your last name? Ava
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Combs What's your other
5:12
last name? Ava Barone Combs.
5:14
Yes, it's breaking news. Diddy
5:17
adopted a white child I
5:20
want you to tell them the story
5:22
about how I adopted you But
5:25
you still have beautiful parents that
5:27
mature my child also, but please
5:29
please so On
5:34
street And then
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papa combs decided That
5:39
he was like to be a caring
5:41
man so then saw
5:44
me and decided to
5:46
pick me up And
5:48
said to come inside and play with the
5:50
fish This
5:56
girl's probably like what dion 18?
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18? Did
6:04
you wish that girl looked fucking 12?
6:08
She can be, she can look like that, but
6:10
she can actually be a man. But
6:12
the internet is hunting for this girl, like she got
6:14
traffic. Man, the way she was talking, she didn't sound
6:16
like she was 18 to me. If
6:19
she was on the street telling the person, they usually
6:21
don't get educated for this. I don't
6:23
think he's accused of buying it. I think
6:25
he's accused of stealing it. She
6:28
didn't sound like someone who had
6:30
an adult mind. Yeah. She
6:33
didn't sound like, you know how adults
6:35
form sentences, even the ones who don't.
6:38
Not killing stories. And
6:42
he thinks the honey bear makes the honey. He
6:45
don't speak like a child, he speaks like a
6:47
dummy. That's a good
6:49
point, Deion. Somebody going to
6:51
jail. Somebody about to be
6:53
our killer roommate, and
6:56
they're going to make some fuck. Can you imagine a
6:58
hit that's about to come out of prison? I
7:00
don't think there's going to be any. Where are they going to record? Because
7:04
those walls are soundproof. People
7:07
in prison are crafty. They'll make something. Yeah,
7:10
they're giving out. I hate to have to smuggle
7:12
in a boom bite for the video. Have you
7:14
ever seen toilet wine? I've
7:17
heard of those. I've been to jail.
7:21
What was the craziest thing that you ever saw
7:23
smuggled in, where you were like, how did you
7:25
get this in here? I didn't do drugs. I
7:27
wasn't with those people. I was always on the
7:29
phone. The crap I
7:31
ever seen them do is soak M&M and
7:34
take the color off and get it for
7:36
mascara lipstick. Oh,
7:39
what? Okay. Use the M&M eye
7:41
shade and lipstick. They
7:44
would take the putty away from around the wonders
7:47
and glue their weed back in. So
7:49
now all the air is coming in the one of them. This
7:51
got in full of hair. Game
7:56
be ball for the widows. Can
7:58
you imagine If R. Kelly, Diddy and Trump? we're
8:00
all together. And
8:03
that be a douche. I would. Imagine
8:06
a about okay Buddy comedy where are the
8:08
alien around the greatest guys are tell him
8:10
shrub become friends and then they did. He
8:12
is the head of the other gang and
8:14
trump and did he have a war. Put.
8:18
That in the production is that right away. Ah,
8:20
you're white may. Choose.
8:25
One how he the team's gonna be accused
8:27
of trips. Fits. Trafficking Girl
8:30
those chat now now Max or that
8:32
series of articles. Many to me laugh.
8:34
About B C is more vulgar feed to
8:36
see some I. Am I alive
8:39
and seventy of falcons? Richard
8:41
Pryor somebody the oh wait
8:43
no time he told me
8:45
need for meal. of this
8:47
same way to the five six state
8:49
and see what the fuck is oil
8:51
william been made me or of appointed
8:54
a streak puppy or for everybody. You
8:57
thought you say you been sought. Some
9:00
sort of. Be A somehow.
9:03
Is the same. Way it
9:05
was crazy still when losing. Weight.
9:08
When I will we don't really lose
9:10
arm be seeing the we lose raffles
9:12
to the streets or when losing. The.
9:15
Arm be people. Causing.
9:17
Alarm be am I right? Yeah.
9:20
But. He fought kids you get some be deserved
9:22
to be last year will lose a not
9:24
like him And are you know that when
9:26
Rb. Roof was he. He.
9:29
Was a rap for a produce them are
9:31
be groomed spoke. Oh. Couch
9:34
A you might be around he never
9:36
say. Who.
9:38
That so fifty cent? apparently? And
9:41
Diddy don't get along and he deleted
9:44
a couple of my favorites. But
9:47
he think he did he like F
9:49
B I da and homeland couldn't catch
9:51
me bitch you have to good use
9:53
isn't. that
9:55
he's making fun of our he's got all
9:57
that is kids a locked up Did
10:00
his kids get arrested or were they just detained? They
10:02
were detained. I don't think they got arrested. He's
10:08
talking about Jay-Z. He's got Jay-Z on a
10:10
missing milk carton. Ask him when he's going
10:12
to talk about it. He's not
10:14
answering his phone. Oh,
10:17
this one. I said 51. That one
10:19
was so funny. This one?
10:22
Yeah, that's nasty. I told you, stop fucking
10:24
with R. Kelly. I said, grab them in
10:26
the pussy. Don't kidnap the pussy. They raided
10:28
your shit, I see. I got a courtesy
10:31
call when they raided my house. You really
10:33
fucked up my nigga. Can I get a
10:35
copy of the Meek Mill sex
10:37
tape? Please, nigga. Puffy. You stupid ass
10:39
nigga. I told you, stop fucking with
10:41
R. Kelly. I said, grab them in
10:43
the pussy. Don't kidnap the pussy. They
10:45
raided your shit, I see. I got
10:47
a courtesy call when they raided
10:49
my house. You really fucked up up my
10:51
nigga. Can I get a copy of
10:54
the Meek Mill sex tape? Please,
10:56
nigga. I
10:58
love A.I. It
11:02
sucks he's going to be president again, but it
11:04
is going to be funny. He said, please, nigga.
11:06
I nigga, please,
11:10
my nigga. I told you, stop fucking with that
11:12
nigga, R. Kelly. Oh, man.
11:14
Pray that y'all going to shoot him after
11:17
where I have late time. Yeah,
11:19
he's not leaving again. Well,
11:23
he's going to get up out of there
11:25
if we had to come get him. He
11:27
apparently is angling to get Don Jr. to
11:29
be his successor. He's going to—the theory that
11:31
some Democrat floated was that he was going
11:33
to nominate Kerry Lake, have
11:35
them resign because they
11:37
have dirt on them, and then put
11:40
Don Jr. in as vice president, and then
11:42
continue making Don Jr.
11:44
the puppet. Stop saying,
11:47
y'all ain't never stood up to save America.
11:49
Please stand up. Come November
11:52
when we vote. I
11:55
know me and my eight people here on vote. I
11:58
Heard you're taking quite the— Massive amount
12:00
of people. The Disney. Been.
12:04
Easy but it's way as India actually
12:06
saints and is com he can you
12:08
to say how many people don't. Only.
12:11
One Mississippi. How
12:14
many t shirts have you made? Seventy.
12:20
Six Seven, a d from forty was
12:22
his book as. And
12:25
night. And case of my
12:27
that he they are the spring or summer day of I got
12:29
it. Us you know what that? yeah know how
12:31
much I loved it. I. Spot
12:33
Give love the it with these. Leaks I
12:35
don't really write an enemy does
12:37
any our really an appointed Disney.
12:39
Two. Years ago. I go to
12:42
universe cause I love the Vip so sorry
12:44
but I see. The I got
12:46
a sprint. The happy Endings was. When.
12:49
You go on true. And I know as
12:51
hot air both parties would be a. But.
12:54
Even. If you have a plan a trip
12:56
to me as an innovative and leave. At
12:59
once as. Least once a
13:01
splurge. They. Put the
13:04
bear see. The. They get.
13:07
Sport. Like. A
13:09
Vip. And
13:11
U S What. you would never go to
13:13
university. he is that away. I'm going to
13:15
have kept the happy with once and discover
13:17
co the happy. With. Who and and
13:19
they thought was crazy and say hey guys. I'm
13:22
telling you, do you want that? His pants.
13:25
And is something about when you stay
13:28
on a Disney property. Is.
13:30
You will be. So Why does is make you
13:32
happy all the time? This is a
13:34
young be a white in America. Has
13:38
been Playing field is imagine playing
13:40
field what masses it will. Work
13:45
for the last one one of us. And.
13:47
In his visits I am I always liked
13:49
the plane trip. Always sale
13:51
people We are do have a travel agent
13:53
who have for me but I always feel
13:56
peaceful. Do. Try to boot sale
13:58
hold cereal or five percent. It was willing
14:00
to make sure your money go a long way and
14:02
I tell you what I mean about it. A
14:05
book or ten about both A on flights. Awful.
14:07
I built the i don't know if you
14:09
guys notice when you fly built a new
14:11
book A ticket effectively drop. You.
14:14
Can go back and get a crate. Salt.
14:17
Gary now that you love him.
14:19
Ticket dropped. To. One of
14:21
these animals. Well. I
14:24
suppose I get hours over to. Take.
14:27
That credit embark some bought family
14:29
members up until. Seal.
14:31
Dealt a concert. Or.
14:33
Did you say to for your notes through. Our
14:35
just stroll into by Farmers are memory
14:38
of an incredible It's Allies. And
14:40
out of Fifteen on A are critically Garrett
14:42
Jr. And. Nacchio. It was
14:44
like six Six six of us. Hey,
14:46
what's the last? Three the they just
14:48
put a bag on for you automatically
14:50
know they actually smart. So see some
14:53
three sixty are called and be okay
14:55
with the give me a question I
14:57
didn't realize I don't realize it had
14:59
expired. But. We all I
15:01
could get on the Disney property this year
15:03
and is because I couldn't the last minute.
15:06
I. Just how they are. But as a yoga answer
15:08
yachts was more. that's a gathered. Throughout his sock.
15:10
In one day we're gonna go. Swimming with sharks
15:12
and go forward and das is a will get
15:15
a swim with the the same way. Somebody's.
15:18
Gotta take video that for this. By
15:21
gotta see this You know what the hardest
15:23
part is is. That a
15:25
lot of. With
15:27
a little of us have seen Bert
15:29
Crisis show of know what this is
15:31
gonna look like. A third part of
15:33
the bell said i can't wait to
15:35
see what a Disney Fluids are channel
15:37
for her arms up on the surface
15:39
follow the he said and I got
15:41
a video of the of i didn't
15:43
go be mad to your hotel loser.
15:47
To sit a big A video Nike have
15:49
some fat new play Basketball onset was lucky
15:51
of and I would stop laughing about it
15:53
when he. Quickly for the video of it
15:56
and so I've known as it is not
15:58
happen or not fucking threat. When.
16:01
You know, What?
16:04
He. Did would at least. You. Have.
16:09
With. Me: Or you wanna say. I.
16:12
Don't know. Why You?
16:14
yeah? You
16:18
know how hard that is for hims. Did
16:20
you send a text message? That.
16:24
He calls for cats. I'm I'm. Okay
16:26
with it. it. Wouldn't a video
16:28
or know yelping video. Record
16:31
holder. Poland.
16:34
It up right now. Let's see here.
16:38
Cause. You to join us next year. Oh
16:40
I will. Yeah goal is to go to
16:42
Disney the hope maybe we're gonna try to
16:44
go this year and was going to you
16:46
and my friend Andrew up a good like
16:48
four times a year. just have figured out
16:50
as Eleanor goes to school at the end
16:52
of the year because the kindergarten so we
16:54
just want to go and go on. she's
16:57
young I so here's the video bro didn't
16:59
read the instructions as was titled at. First.
17:04
With. This
17:07
suffer. Some
17:14
of the suspects. At. That.
17:29
Spot this. That's. A
17:32
clear path. So
17:34
basically what's going on is the first videos
17:37
like this was a slim woman getting on
17:39
like this hover board with this guy and
17:41
then it cuts to like Kim Jong own
17:43
here. getting on a have reported it could
17:45
be goes right into the what. You
17:51
gotta help. Nice of you. Terawatts is
17:53
eg. version assists. It's it's it's it's
17:55
some sort a hover board attached or
17:57
pose. As novel.
18:00
The part Kim Jong Il gets hundred
18:02
and have a book and as it's
18:04
just it's sunset is apparently a right
18:06
not to spell. A
18:08
Pussy. Pussy are about like the I take
18:11
the think we perhaps asked this is
18:13
the Fcc so know what survey looks
18:15
like it either They arrived as ago.
18:17
I got off with a says acids
18:19
looks like the decisive. Said.
18:23
That he said, I own a big
18:25
new fifty two other half of them
18:27
mercilessly of it's it's to have a
18:30
says awesome as Matthew that would not
18:32
be used. As a. Circle.
18:38
So I am will go with forty one
18:40
people. And it's go me but
18:42
I got it all planned out. I
18:44
got buses to take us to the
18:46
park a we going to Epcot will
18:48
go to University gone into Denver Coal.
18:51
Lot of debate and next year as a
18:53
summer's london and having his Dekalb wanted to
18:55
do i want to go to Cancun Mexico
18:58
thought to see to. What?
19:00
Is it legal? Load your back in a game?
19:02
Teacher needs are you want to see historical sites?
19:05
Know. I was the Nickelodeon Nickelodeon
19:07
result over there. Really? Are you
19:09
sure be? so you have. The
19:13
as many my did it is,
19:15
it is that's what everybody says
19:17
you see, one of the supplies
19:19
you de este lauder topic, but
19:21
matter what. Man. The,
19:23
you know, everybody made so much fun of
19:25
Amanda Bynes back in the David, now you
19:27
realize how fragile good sad that whole story.
19:30
What? Would he doesn't that she got
19:32
molested and impregnated and than the had
19:34
an abortion at thirteen by this guy.
19:38
When I read. This. Day and whatever
19:40
Nickelodeon guy and then you know he's all
19:42
into feet and the old logo when he
19:44
was in charge of it was a foot.
19:47
And. Then there was another Nickelodeon and it was the
19:49
same outlined his Epstein Island. There are clues we just
19:51
were too young to see it. Let.
19:53
Me see let me see if I can
19:55
find it To her is pretty gross. What
19:58
was going on Nickelodeon. Men
20:00
the back of a mental. Amanda
20:02
Bynes. And see a
20:04
really popular so I'm a better.
20:08
Our member. or
20:10
liberally sources to pursue. She got
20:12
pregnant by and. Yeah. I.
20:17
Guess had an abortion. She.
20:20
Has a twitter account. By.
20:22
Was actually heard telling all the t. V
20:25
found it. And some people. Associate
20:28
of Faith Associates Own. Said.
20:32
The Insider says for comedy was. In
20:35
Nickelodeon was totally innocent. Issues.
20:37
with the logo look like. I'm
20:40
I'm it. Yeah, And
20:43
I'll see if I can find the Epstein Island
20:45
once. to those like a d definitely have slipped
20:47
say this. Did you
20:49
hear about Drag Bill? Through
20:52
that and that is just right. Yeah,
20:55
uma, somebody molester Skyn one. I
20:57
mean was a Brian Packers? The guy named. Sales.
21:01
And Garrett. Sale.
21:03
In jail right? Who. See.
21:08
Why? Keep.
21:11
K I are A W O.
21:14
Cara. Won't miss on Twitter. posted
21:16
it. First,
21:18
crazy is crazy is
21:20
that bridge? You. Just see
21:22
the bridge collapse. Needed
21:27
a set of power went out on a both. I
21:30
see the power to Oh yeah, so
21:32
the. Of by the video
21:35
of it. So the not baltimore up
21:37
on some of the unawares there and
21:39
see what almost feel a. Bit the
21:41
bridge one even in a fucking well and
21:43
I'm quite sure the impact was like. Really?
21:47
Are lit. I'm like. Ya
21:50
didn't seek dead a bulk or run
21:52
into fucking breeze. So my friend who's a
21:54
truck driver said I drove over once. I'd never
21:56
drive over again. It was is waiting to fall
21:58
down and they kept. The never get there
22:00
was actually that think the people who are missing or guys
22:02
that were working on it. But.
22:04
This. Oh. It's an.
22:07
Indian boat. And
22:09
it was leaving the poor and then at last
22:11
power which steers the boat. Now they don't have
22:13
a big pirate wheels so the path you can
22:15
see that the video the power goes out. And
22:18
then it starts looking towards the
22:21
one of. Looks. Like for
22:23
supports on the bridge than the power comes
22:25
on. And it starts to steer
22:27
away and then it goes out again. and then
22:29
it hits the bridge. But Jasmine lives about in
22:31
Baltimore. A sock in her today. As
22:33
he said, none of the cars. Or
22:36
nobody was driving across the bridge when it actually
22:38
went down all the com once in a hippie.
22:40
yeah, I was watching it like routing on the
22:43
cars. Go and get off the bridge. And
22:47
then there are some crazy and
22:49
it just completely collapses into the
22:51
sea. Imagine you're driving
22:54
towards that New Jersey The bridge. disappear. And.
22:58
One thirty am when this
23:00
happened it been sort up
23:02
the him suckers was boy
23:04
cat was on that Brits
23:07
spike of Dell bag baddest
23:09
ssssss Turbines America that's all
23:11
I'm saying is that? Feel
23:13
bad better Babes Plaza. Joe Biden.
23:15
America would. Be
23:17
stupid this. This is what to have An
23:20
Under Donald Trump. I'm just saying. Is
23:22
that would have this fucking breezes old and
23:24
a his to pick. Out
23:27
of all. Smiles on thin
23:29
in the fuck out. I want to know
23:31
how this bridge collapse was orchestrated by the
23:33
Deep State in order to help Joe Biden
23:36
get elected that his own of the flat
23:38
Madison Park and Deep State. Cyber.
23:40
That low with the this is moon howler
23:43
two point oh says this is sketchy is
23:45
a yes. I
23:49
don't know that these people make up anything.
23:53
Is ridiculous. I mean that never very
23:55
lucky staring. I
23:58
go on across or it's priceless. Oh
24:00
all ones we will find a new modem
24:02
may. Add a. Fucking
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24:08
The name on. Other
24:11
any people were fighting fit into they disappear
24:13
as she would a latte or like a
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panic that. The question. Of
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how about. A
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week be mediums. You.
24:24
Can handle. I know what you're talking about. A
24:27
good. Thing
24:30
with a flick of you grubby seeing the fuck
24:32
out he about what does that have to do
24:34
The bridge. He built
24:36
them or it. Is
24:38
a loser Beavers. Statical
24:41
civil leave no theory is that
24:43
favored say oh this is I
24:46
don't think the homemade sale so
24:48
out a little i they were
24:50
cause. Of assault on one time
24:52
when you know sponsor grab like they got
24:55
something in a table for protection. And.
24:59
The I say about. The have a
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poisonous by. Make a pretty weird.
25:03
Angle. Rather by the sale and then niggles
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losses will be an odd say. Why?
25:07
why people young knows yelling out
25:09
till next month So. Thought would
25:11
as nine. Oh I thought when I
25:14
say. We we
25:16
awesome! Man, I'll be below the for.
25:20
Me on gifts like They got this scene
25:22
where our seen resided done. so far as
25:25
the want to go to sleep with the
25:27
last bit school only was the will a
25:29
legal disputes. And.
25:32
Lie and Crazy.
25:35
Our sleep with Ally a bigger.
25:39
Oh. Tons of venom. doesn't afford it. Looks like
25:41
they have like little say that I'm a snake.
25:43
Teeth in their fingers. Yeah.
25:46
And. He grabbed the it is to be See that
25:48
are you. Due
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to. Ill. Advised.
25:55
Let. Their. Blind They are.
25:58
At. He noted. Why do
26:00
you know so much about Platypus? As. I.
26:02
Used to love animals when I was a kid. I'll
26:05
go elaborate. read up on audits. Yeah, What?
26:08
A nice anything. He has.
26:12
The right so with a nice it's. A
26:20
Don't give a Beaver Day. What
26:22
They have A flight. I. Don't like watching
26:25
their down those Discovery channel with the
26:27
Alamo they have to each other. On.
26:30
And we'll wait. A
26:32
long. So. Once a day I.
26:34
Was. Watching on out t thought it was
26:36
a big and brown bear and it was
26:38
is lucy the lack of go mountain. Accountable
26:41
a mouse and go the okay.
26:44
over there isn't a mountain of
26:46
goats right? People
26:48
have been a photo runoff. O'neill is a.
26:51
Big horns. No malice
26:53
to. Eat. He was
26:55
fabulous. Be likable. What? I heard the
26:57
books on a run on Iraq the
26:59
your endorsements for creating a mountain goat
27:01
measure. Our like
27:04
bear. To you please fan a
27:06
treated not all don't see it as
27:08
fuck him baby. Thirty eight See. A
27:11
to get to getting stuck on Iraq
27:14
but as out is. Fairly be
27:16
alligator. The A Bad: As
27:18
big as night. But.
27:21
A h any with swallow the little baby I'll
27:23
get our will be was. Rest in the beginning.
27:26
Dad's it. That. Mama smelt that
27:28
mother fucking snake. To say you
27:30
ain't my baby middle the of
27:32
alligator grab their snake matter here
27:34
in recent months old and. eighteen?
27:37
be nice. Yeah.
27:40
We're. Documentary was this own was. As
27:43
as you some shit all the i
27:45
hate those galloping because unlike we the
27:47
people should see them. So Dental eighty
27:50
silva. Are we getting as
27:52
each other? the other the fuck they are.
27:54
Feed them but it's ago gone from oatmeal.
27:56
They are so that the me big alligators
27:58
walk around good. Me
28:01
to sit. Editor:
28:03
so say. Is is
28:05
so and the way be. The wages
28:07
repeat til the fuck him his vows.
28:10
And I have. We have a
28:12
pretty gross me the look at
28:14
we watching those polar bear hunt
28:16
we're watching Living Plane and on
28:19
Netflix United Little Polar Bears Hunting
28:21
Seals. Rooting for that
28:23
polar bear they see about. Even so
28:25
the gruesome said they use to yeah
28:27
back him and ninety's I've never watched
28:29
and scary tell when seen as of
28:31
such a rip. Antelopes open all goddamn
28:33
night. I love this. Kids these days
28:35
are too sensitive. Oh.
28:39
I was as crabby just crack. don't
28:41
run baby ruff. I saw each. See
28:43
the looking tiger look and feel safe in
28:45
this thing. Like like
28:47
a moose. My. No one else like a
28:49
move. So what if. That. Motherfucker.
28:51
See you there. Could have a he could have a.
28:54
Football players caught he like he
28:56
was given a lot faced. With
28:58
fucking T the test out loud.
29:01
Karma Jumper know and war ending was I
29:03
yeah. like he had to be glad. I've
29:07
ever seen. As
29:09
I'm aware of dating. Yeah, yeah,
29:11
he was animals. Are they Roman
29:14
A boy? Yeah.
29:17
And he was. surreal. To.
29:19
Censor Email. Who's.
29:22
I ever see them voice overs of
29:24
the does alligators when they smashed through
29:26
like zebras when they get water for
29:28
some do did a bunch of voice
29:30
overs fakes. Out
29:33
of he was in a bag of those who smoke
29:35
or drink the water. Now I'm at a birthday I
29:37
get this water into. Practice. Sleep
29:39
without any do. the voice of he
29:42
todo esto good death like a water
29:44
in it for me. See
29:47
the report about you to bear see what
29:49
is. There's a series of. Crocodiles,
29:52
Snatches see it. Into.
29:54
The water. And as do made
29:56
a bunch of voice overs for is so funny I
29:58
don't own ads. I'll do my. I
30:01
for the last nature documentaries that
30:03
I cannot stand out. His lips
30:05
neo Nazi salute to see them
30:07
and they will stop killing the
30:09
bases is that while banal the crocodile
30:12
I saw I saw run ouster
30:14
some say Nana Tire came about
30:16
hand. He. Still, have you been playing
30:18
some lot of fucking playing the beach as need.
30:25
Jesse that video to structural workers
30:27
guides us have like a bear.
30:30
And you'd be fine, but around a corner.
30:33
And. Know the supervisor or walked around a
30:35
corner he saw him and the bear costume.
30:37
he just took off. Running. Yeah.
30:42
I've seen a video over Tic Toc.
30:46
Of. The on the back line on adding I got
30:48
hold on. A
30:51
festival. The visual of it is
30:53
fully assess. assess the early really
30:55
early and s it. And
31:00
so it's as a belittling. Literally looks like a
31:02
bear hiding about a big transformer on a construction
31:04
site. And the
31:07
construction managers walking towards the
31:09
bear. And. The Bears going to
31:11
jump around the corner. And
31:13
everybody's hide margin. Of error
31:15
he comes. You walk in, This
31:18
is why med Diurnal City is. it's all
31:20
of it. As flat guy he sat in
31:22
paved the way it is. A
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have get. A. Legal. And
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31:32
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31:35
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31:37
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