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Hey, it's White Boy Chris. If the Pat-Down's

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group. Welcome to another episode

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of the Pat-Down. I'm Miss Pat, so

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I'm always here. And I'm here with

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Chris Bynum-Langa, cause he's here too. And

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my other co-host, Deon Currie. We all

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here cooking some jerk chicken. We got

0:26

shit to talk about. We wanna talk

0:28

about hot dick dick. The

0:31

diddler. Somebody

0:35

made the diddler, he's dressed up in green. Like

0:37

the riddler from Batman. Baby,

0:40

he on the run. He

0:43

on the run like he, I thought he was shooting

0:45

a pod in first 48. How they playing,

0:47

got up out of there. You

0:50

know, really when I saw that plane tick off, I

0:52

said, this is American green. Yeah.

0:55

And they said, like, it's didn't play. I

0:58

said, oh, okay. That's

1:00

why I thought it was American green. I thought somebody had made

1:02

some money and ran off, but it

1:04

just diddy. You don't want you to

1:06

see his pussy tapped to tattoos or whatever

1:08

he did. Nick. And

1:11

you look back at the tapes now, Diddy

1:13

was talking to some blady. He said, this is

1:15

a pretty motherfucker. And I'm like,

1:17

what man called another man, Bernie? A

1:21

diddler. Stay tuned. Y'all at

1:24

the music, we gon' see if Diddy fuck

1:26

Deon. What? You

1:32

better get up, get out, and tune into

1:34

this podcast. This cat spit the truth, spit

1:37

the real fact. Nothing but

1:39

the ugly classy at the same time. That

1:41

got the flavor, these are not your same

1:43

life. That's the politics, she's been

1:45

on the real grind. It could be pretty but

1:47

ugly at the same time. Just

1:49

tune in, put your lock on the

1:52

spin dial. Ain't no need for the

1:54

way to turn up now. Where you

1:56

talkin' back? It's real

1:58

though, it cut the game. You ain't no

2:00

playa like me, you ain't mad You ain't the

2:02

client, find the uck, nothin' but the ugly Straight

2:05

off the top, everything she say, you know it's

2:07

funny Full class, this a tight

2:09

start of future Listen to all your

2:11

alpha, all your desktop computers You ain't

2:13

no way to beat it Nothin'

2:16

but the ugly, startin' up, it's all repeated Nothin'

2:18

but the ugly, I ain't tell you what's up

2:20

I ain't tell you what's up, we ain't up

2:22

We ain't in jail like we ain't on the

2:25

run like plug, dad Recording in progress So

2:27

what's up? So what's

2:29

up, this Pat? I don't know, nigga, I'm tryna

2:31

get back to the goal I

2:34

can tell you one thing, we ain't on the run like pug, dad

2:36

What the fuck? I don't

2:39

know if he give it to him but he show nothin'

2:41

run like he give it to him I got a damn

2:43

pug, dad He-he-he-he Ain't stop They re-stop

2:46

They let these kids get put in cuffs but then

2:48

as soon as they raided his house He was like

2:50

Fred Flintstone, Twinkle Toe These

2:52

skedad and red-a-a-a-a-I don't know what,

2:54

some Caribbean country Antigua

2:59

Antigua, I guess he's supposed to be going

3:01

to some like It's some

3:03

country off the coast of Africa that

3:05

doesn't have any extradition treaty When

3:08

they say Antigua, I thought he went to a nigga house

3:10

and he might get locked Oh,

3:13

he's going to jail Oh

3:16

I-I But

3:20

the-the He goin' to jail Oh Kelly,

3:23

see he's like y'all ready I

3:27

don't know what he was doin' or how he was doin'

3:29

it but a lot of people act like they knew he

3:31

was doin' it Cat

3:33

Williams said something in the interview of Shin Sharp

3:36

They did know he was doin' it This

3:39

thing is about to get blowed,

3:41

if he don't mysteriously kill himself

3:44

Yeah, he don't tell on a lot of

3:46

people He wasn't doin'

3:49

this by himself all

3:51

this time Did you see his neighbor who

3:55

was sayin' that he had busloads of young girls

3:57

comin' in at night? No,

4:00

no, of course this this person could be full of

4:02

crap but Son

4:08

I went right next to him. He do too

4:11

much Buses like

4:13

big ass busses He gets you

4:15

all the time and she hop out Especially

4:17

at nighttime like around three o'clock in the morning. It

4:19

gets wild I'm

4:22

his neighbor I just

4:24

got to speak cause I don't know what I'm gonna talk The

4:29

basketball goal thing was but okay I

4:33

don't believe that nigga. He's a basketball player, ain't

4:35

he? I

4:37

don't know. I was trying to I was trying to copy

4:41

He is he is allegedly accused of

4:43

sex trafficking Sex?

4:45

Oh, he's going jail. Come on get this trash. Oh,

4:47

he's going So

4:50

this girl He

4:53

just puts this randomly up on twitter

4:56

on instagram live Nobody

4:58

knows where this girl went her

5:01

name is ava barone in

5:03

april of 2020 And

5:05

here's the video Last I'm

5:07

a scorpion. No, what's your last name? Ava

5:10

Combs What's your other

5:12

last name? Ava Barone Combs.

5:14

Yes, it's breaking news. Diddy

5:17

adopted a white child I

5:20

want you to tell them the story

5:22

about how I adopted you But

5:25

you still have beautiful parents that

5:27

mature my child also, but please

5:29

please so On

5:34

street And then

5:36

papa combs decided That

5:39

he was like to be a caring

5:41

man so then saw

5:44

me and decided to

5:46

pick me up And

5:48

said to come inside and play with the

5:50

fish This

5:56

girl's probably like what dion 18?

6:01

18? Did

6:04

you wish that girl looked fucking 12?

6:08

She can be, she can look like that, but

6:10

she can actually be a man. But

6:12

the internet is hunting for this girl, like she got

6:14

traffic. Man, the way she was talking, she didn't sound

6:16

like she was 18 to me. If

6:19

she was on the street telling the person, they usually

6:21

don't get educated for this. I don't

6:23

think he's accused of buying it. I think

6:25

he's accused of stealing it. She

6:28

didn't sound like someone who had

6:30

an adult mind. Yeah. She

6:33

didn't sound like, you know how adults

6:35

form sentences, even the ones who don't.

6:38

Not killing stories. And

6:42

he thinks the honey bear makes the honey. He

6:45

don't speak like a child, he speaks like a

6:47

dummy. That's a good

6:49

point, Deion. Somebody going to

6:51

jail. Somebody about to be

6:53

our killer roommate, and

6:56

they're going to make some fuck. Can you imagine a

6:58

hit that's about to come out of prison? I

7:00

don't think there's going to be any. Where are they going to record? Because

7:04

those walls are soundproof. People

7:07

in prison are crafty. They'll make something. Yeah,

7:10

they're giving out. I hate to have to smuggle

7:12

in a boom bite for the video. Have you

7:14

ever seen toilet wine? I've

7:17

heard of those. I've been to jail.

7:21

What was the craziest thing that you ever saw

7:23

smuggled in, where you were like, how did you

7:25

get this in here? I didn't do drugs. I

7:27

wasn't with those people. I was always on the

7:29

phone. The crap I

7:31

ever seen them do is soak M&M and

7:34

take the color off and get it for

7:36

mascara lipstick. Oh,

7:39

what? Okay. Use the M&M eye

7:41

shade and lipstick. They

7:44

would take the putty away from around the wonders

7:47

and glue their weed back in. So

7:49

now all the air is coming in the one of them. This

7:51

got in full of hair. Game

7:56

be ball for the widows. Can

7:58

you imagine If R. Kelly, Diddy and Trump? we're

8:00

all together. And

8:03

that be a douche. I would. Imagine

8:06

a about okay Buddy comedy where are the

8:08

alien around the greatest guys are tell him

8:10

shrub become friends and then they did. He

8:12

is the head of the other gang and

8:14

trump and did he have a war. Put.

8:18

That in the production is that right away. Ah,

8:20

you're white may. Choose.

8:25

One how he the team's gonna be accused

8:27

of trips. Fits. Trafficking Girl

8:30

those chat now now Max or that

8:32

series of articles. Many to me laugh.

8:34

About B C is more vulgar feed to

8:36

see some I. Am I alive

8:39

and seventy of falcons? Richard

8:41

Pryor somebody the oh wait

8:43

no time he told me

8:45

need for meal. of this

8:47

same way to the five six state

8:49

and see what the fuck is oil

8:51

william been made me or of appointed

8:54

a streak puppy or for everybody. You

8:57

thought you say you been sought. Some

9:00

sort of. Be A somehow.

9:03

Is the same. Way it

9:05

was crazy still when losing. Weight.

9:08

When I will we don't really lose

9:10

arm be seeing the we lose raffles

9:12

to the streets or when losing. The.

9:15

Arm be people. Causing.

9:17

Alarm be am I right? Yeah.

9:20

But. He fought kids you get some be deserved

9:22

to be last year will lose a not

9:24

like him And are you know that when

9:26

Rb. Roof was he. He.

9:29

Was a rap for a produce them are

9:31

be groomed spoke. Oh. Couch

9:34

A you might be around he never

9:36

say. Who.

9:38

That so fifty cent? apparently? And

9:41

Diddy don't get along and he deleted

9:44

a couple of my favorites. But

9:47

he think he did he like F

9:49

B I da and homeland couldn't catch

9:51

me bitch you have to good use

9:53

isn't. that

9:55

he's making fun of our he's got all

9:57

that is kids a locked up Did

10:00

his kids get arrested or were they just detained? They

10:02

were detained. I don't think they got arrested. He's

10:08

talking about Jay-Z. He's got Jay-Z on a

10:10

missing milk carton. Ask him when he's going

10:12

to talk about it. He's not

10:14

answering his phone. Oh,

10:17

this one. I said 51. That one

10:19

was so funny. This one?

10:22

Yeah, that's nasty. I told you, stop fucking

10:24

with R. Kelly. I said, grab them in

10:26

the pussy. Don't kidnap the pussy. They raided

10:28

your shit, I see. I got a courtesy

10:31

call when they raided my house. You really

10:33

fucked up my nigga. Can I get a

10:35

copy of the Meek Mill sex

10:37

tape? Please, nigga. Puffy. You stupid ass

10:39

nigga. I told you, stop fucking with

10:41

R. Kelly. I said, grab them in

10:43

the pussy. Don't kidnap the pussy. They

10:45

raided your shit, I see. I got

10:47

a courtesy call when they raided

10:49

my house. You really fucked up up my

10:51

nigga. Can I get a copy of

10:54

the Meek Mill sex tape? Please,

10:56

nigga. I

10:58

love A.I. It

11:02

sucks he's going to be president again, but it

11:04

is going to be funny. He said, please, nigga.

11:06

I nigga, please,

11:10

my nigga. I told you, stop fucking with that

11:12

nigga, R. Kelly. Oh, man.

11:14

Pray that y'all going to shoot him after

11:17

where I have late time. Yeah,

11:19

he's not leaving again. Well,

11:23

he's going to get up out of there

11:25

if we had to come get him. He

11:27

apparently is angling to get Don Jr. to

11:29

be his successor. He's going to—the theory that

11:31

some Democrat floated was that he was going

11:33

to nominate Kerry Lake, have

11:35

them resign because they

11:37

have dirt on them, and then put

11:40

Don Jr. in as vice president, and then

11:42

continue making Don Jr.

11:44

the puppet. Stop saying,

11:47

y'all ain't never stood up to save America.

11:49

Please stand up. Come November

11:52

when we vote. I

11:55

know me and my eight people here on vote. I

11:58

Heard you're taking quite the— Massive amount

12:00

of people. The Disney. Been.

12:04

Easy but it's way as India actually

12:06

saints and is com he can you

12:08

to say how many people don't. Only.

12:11

One Mississippi. How

12:14

many t shirts have you made? Seventy.

12:20

Six Seven, a d from forty was

12:22

his book as. And

12:25

night. And case of my

12:27

that he they are the spring or summer day of I got

12:29

it. Us you know what that? yeah know how

12:31

much I loved it. I. Spot

12:33

Give love the it with these. Leaks I

12:35

don't really write an enemy does

12:37

any our really an appointed Disney.

12:39

Two. Years ago. I go to

12:42

universe cause I love the Vip so sorry

12:44

but I see. The I got

12:46

a sprint. The happy Endings was. When.

12:49

You go on true. And I know as

12:51

hot air both parties would be a. But.

12:54

Even. If you have a plan a trip

12:56

to me as an innovative and leave. At

12:59

once as. Least once a

13:01

splurge. They. Put the

13:04

bear see. The. They get.

13:07

Sport. Like. A

13:09

Vip. And

13:11

U S What. you would never go to

13:13

university. he is that away. I'm going to

13:15

have kept the happy with once and discover

13:17

co the happy. With. Who and and

13:19

they thought was crazy and say hey guys. I'm

13:22

telling you, do you want that? His pants.

13:25

And is something about when you stay

13:28

on a Disney property. Is.

13:30

You will be. So Why does is make you

13:32

happy all the time? This is a

13:34

young be a white in America. Has

13:38

been Playing field is imagine playing

13:40

field what masses it will. Work

13:45

for the last one one of us. And.

13:47

In his visits I am I always liked

13:49

the plane trip. Always sale

13:51

people We are do have a travel agent

13:53

who have for me but I always feel

13:56

peaceful. Do. Try to boot sale

13:58

hold cereal or five percent. It was willing

14:00

to make sure your money go a long way and

14:02

I tell you what I mean about it. A

14:05

book or ten about both A on flights. Awful.

14:07

I built the i don't know if you

14:09

guys notice when you fly built a new

14:11

book A ticket effectively drop. You.

14:14

Can go back and get a crate. Salt.

14:17

Gary now that you love him.

14:19

Ticket dropped. To. One of

14:21

these animals. Well. I

14:24

suppose I get hours over to. Take.

14:27

That credit embark some bought family

14:29

members up until. Seal.

14:31

Dealt a concert. Or.

14:33

Did you say to for your notes through. Our

14:35

just stroll into by Farmers are memory

14:38

of an incredible It's Allies. And

14:40

out of Fifteen on A are critically Garrett

14:42

Jr. And. Nacchio. It was

14:44

like six Six six of us. Hey,

14:46

what's the last? Three the they just

14:48

put a bag on for you automatically

14:50

know they actually smart. So see some

14:53

three sixty are called and be okay

14:55

with the give me a question I

14:57

didn't realize I don't realize it had

14:59

expired. But. We all I

15:01

could get on the Disney property this year

15:03

and is because I couldn't the last minute.

15:06

I. Just how they are. But as a yoga answer

15:08

yachts was more. that's a gathered. Throughout his sock.

15:10

In one day we're gonna go. Swimming with sharks

15:12

and go forward and das is a will get

15:15

a swim with the the same way. Somebody's.

15:18

Gotta take video that for this. By

15:21

gotta see this You know what the hardest

15:23

part is is. That a

15:25

lot of. With

15:27

a little of us have seen Bert

15:29

Crisis show of know what this is

15:31

gonna look like. A third part of

15:33

the bell said i can't wait to

15:35

see what a Disney Fluids are channel

15:37

for her arms up on the surface

15:39

follow the he said and I got

15:41

a video of the of i didn't

15:43

go be mad to your hotel loser.

15:47

To sit a big A video Nike have

15:49

some fat new play Basketball onset was lucky

15:51

of and I would stop laughing about it

15:53

when he. Quickly for the video of it

15:56

and so I've known as it is not

15:58

happen or not fucking threat. When.

16:01

You know, What?

16:04

He. Did would at least. You. Have.

16:09

With. Me: Or you wanna say. I.

16:12

Don't know. Why You?

16:14

yeah? You

16:18

know how hard that is for hims. Did

16:20

you send a text message? That.

16:24

He calls for cats. I'm I'm. Okay

16:26

with it. it. Wouldn't a video

16:28

or know yelping video. Record

16:31

holder. Poland.

16:34

It up right now. Let's see here.

16:38

Cause. You to join us next year. Oh

16:40

I will. Yeah goal is to go to

16:42

Disney the hope maybe we're gonna try to

16:44

go this year and was going to you

16:46

and my friend Andrew up a good like

16:48

four times a year. just have figured out

16:50

as Eleanor goes to school at the end

16:52

of the year because the kindergarten so we

16:54

just want to go and go on. she's

16:57

young I so here's the video bro didn't

16:59

read the instructions as was titled at. First.

17:04

With. This

17:07

suffer. Some

17:14

of the suspects. At. That.

17:29

Spot this. That's. A

17:32

clear path. So

17:34

basically what's going on is the first videos

17:37

like this was a slim woman getting on

17:39

like this hover board with this guy and

17:41

then it cuts to like Kim Jong own

17:43

here. getting on a have reported it could

17:45

be goes right into the what. You

17:51

gotta help. Nice of you. Terawatts is

17:53

eg. version assists. It's it's it's it's

17:55

some sort a hover board attached or

17:57

pose. As novel.

18:00

The part Kim Jong Il gets hundred

18:02

and have a book and as it's

18:04

just it's sunset is apparently a right

18:06

not to spell. A

18:08

Pussy. Pussy are about like the I take

18:11

the think we perhaps asked this is

18:13

the Fcc so know what survey looks

18:15

like it either They arrived as ago.

18:17

I got off with a says acids

18:19

looks like the decisive. Said.

18:23

That he said, I own a big

18:25

new fifty two other half of them

18:27

mercilessly of it's it's to have a

18:30

says awesome as Matthew that would not

18:32

be used. As a. Circle.

18:38

So I am will go with forty one

18:40

people. And it's go me but

18:42

I got it all planned out. I

18:44

got buses to take us to the

18:46

park a we going to Epcot will

18:48

go to University gone into Denver Coal.

18:51

Lot of debate and next year as a

18:53

summer's london and having his Dekalb wanted to

18:55

do i want to go to Cancun Mexico

18:58

thought to see to. What?

19:00

Is it legal? Load your back in a game?

19:02

Teacher needs are you want to see historical sites?

19:05

Know. I was the Nickelodeon Nickelodeon

19:07

result over there. Really? Are you

19:09

sure be? so you have. The

19:13

as many my did it is,

19:15

it is that's what everybody says

19:17

you see, one of the supplies

19:19

you de este lauder topic, but

19:21

matter what. Man. The,

19:23

you know, everybody made so much fun of

19:25

Amanda Bynes back in the David, now you

19:27

realize how fragile good sad that whole story.

19:30

What? Would he doesn't that she got

19:32

molested and impregnated and than the had

19:34

an abortion at thirteen by this guy.

19:38

When I read. This. Day and whatever

19:40

Nickelodeon guy and then you know he's all

19:42

into feet and the old logo when he

19:44

was in charge of it was a foot.

19:47

And. Then there was another Nickelodeon and it was the

19:49

same outlined his Epstein Island. There are clues we just

19:51

were too young to see it. Let.

19:53

Me see let me see if I can

19:55

find it To her is pretty gross. What

19:58

was going on Nickelodeon. Men

20:00

the back of a mental. Amanda

20:02

Bynes. And see a

20:04

really popular so I'm a better.

20:08

Our member. or

20:10

liberally sources to pursue. She got

20:12

pregnant by and. Yeah. I.

20:17

Guess had an abortion. She.

20:20

Has a twitter account. By.

20:22

Was actually heard telling all the t. V

20:25

found it. And some people. Associate

20:28

of Faith Associates Own. Said.

20:32

The Insider says for comedy was. In

20:35

Nickelodeon was totally innocent. Issues.

20:37

with the logo look like. I'm

20:40

I'm it. Yeah, And

20:43

I'll see if I can find the Epstein Island

20:45

once. to those like a d definitely have slipped

20:47

say this. Did you

20:49

hear about Drag Bill? Through

20:52

that and that is just right. Yeah,

20:55

uma, somebody molester Skyn one. I

20:57

mean was a Brian Packers? The guy named. Sales.

21:01

And Garrett. Sale.

21:03

In jail right? Who. See.

21:08

Why? Keep.

21:11

K I are A W O.

21:14

Cara. Won't miss on Twitter. posted

21:16

it. First,

21:18

crazy is crazy is

21:20

that bridge? You. Just see

21:22

the bridge collapse. Needed

21:27

a set of power went out on a both. I

21:30

see the power to Oh yeah, so

21:32

the. Of by the video

21:35

of it. So the not baltimore up

21:37

on some of the unawares there and

21:39

see what almost feel a. Bit the

21:41

bridge one even in a fucking well and

21:43

I'm quite sure the impact was like. Really?

21:47

Are lit. I'm like. Ya

21:50

didn't seek dead a bulk or run

21:52

into fucking breeze. So my friend who's a

21:54

truck driver said I drove over once. I'd never

21:56

drive over again. It was is waiting to fall

21:58

down and they kept. The never get there

22:00

was actually that think the people who are missing or guys

22:02

that were working on it. But.

22:04

This. Oh. It's an.

22:07

Indian boat. And

22:09

it was leaving the poor and then at last

22:11

power which steers the boat. Now they don't have

22:13

a big pirate wheels so the path you can

22:15

see that the video the power goes out. And

22:18

then it starts looking towards the

22:21

one of. Looks. Like for

22:23

supports on the bridge than the power comes

22:25

on. And it starts to steer

22:27

away and then it goes out again. and then

22:29

it hits the bridge. But Jasmine lives about in

22:31

Baltimore. A sock in her today. As

22:33

he said, none of the cars. Or

22:36

nobody was driving across the bridge when it actually

22:38

went down all the com once in a hippie.

22:40

yeah, I was watching it like routing on the

22:43

cars. Go and get off the bridge. And

22:47

then there are some crazy and

22:49

it just completely collapses into the

22:51

sea. Imagine you're driving

22:54

towards that New Jersey The bridge. disappear. And.

22:58

One thirty am when this

23:00

happened it been sort up

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the him suckers was boy

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cat was on that Brits

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spike of Dell bag baddest

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ssssss Turbines America that's all

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bad better Babes Plaza. Joe Biden.

23:15

America would. Be

23:17

stupid this. This is what to have An

23:20

Under Donald Trump. I'm just saying. Is

23:22

that would have this fucking breezes old and

23:24

a his to pick. Out

23:27

of all. Smiles on thin

23:29

in the fuck out. I want to know

23:31

how this bridge collapse was orchestrated by the

23:33

Deep State in order to help Joe Biden

23:36

get elected that his own of the flat

23:38

Madison Park and Deep State. Cyber.

23:40

That low with the this is moon howler

23:43

two point oh says this is sketchy is

23:45

a yes. I

23:49

don't know that these people make up anything.

23:53

Is ridiculous. I mean that never very

23:55

lucky staring. I

23:58

go on across or it's priceless. Oh

24:00

all ones we will find a new modem

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24:08

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any people were fighting fit into they disappear

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as she would a latte or like a

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panic that. The question. Of

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how about. A

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week be mediums. You.

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Can handle. I know what you're talking about. A

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good. Thing

24:30

with a flick of you grubby seeing the fuck

24:32

out he about what does that have to do

24:34

The bridge. He built

24:36

them or it. Is

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a loser Beavers. Statical

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civil leave no theory is that

24:43

favored say oh this is I

24:46

don't think the homemade sale so

24:48

out a little i they were

24:50

cause. Of assault on one time

24:52

when you know sponsor grab like they got

24:55

something in a table for protection. And.

24:59

The I say about. The have a

25:01

poisonous by. Make a pretty weird.

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Angle. Rather by the sale and then niggles

25:05

losses will be an odd say. Why?

25:07

why people young knows yelling out

25:09

till next month So. Thought would

25:11

as nine. Oh I thought when I

25:14

say. We we

25:16

awesome! Man, I'll be below the for.

25:20

Me on gifts like They got this scene

25:22

where our seen resided done. so far as

25:25

the want to go to sleep with the

25:27

last bit school only was the will a

25:29

legal disputes. And.

25:32

Lie and Crazy.

25:35

Our sleep with Ally a bigger.

25:39

Oh. Tons of venom. doesn't afford it. Looks like

25:41

they have like little say that I'm a snake.

25:43

Teeth in their fingers. Yeah.

25:46

And. He grabbed the it is to be See that

25:48

are you. Due

25:51

to. Ill. Advised.

25:55

Let. Their. Blind They are.

25:58

At. He noted. Why do

26:00

you know so much about Platypus? As. I.

26:02

Used to love animals when I was a kid. I'll

26:05

go elaborate. read up on audits. Yeah, What?

26:08

A nice anything. He has.

26:12

The right so with a nice it's. A

26:20

Don't give a Beaver Day. What

26:22

They have A flight. I. Don't like watching

26:25

their down those Discovery channel with the

26:27

Alamo they have to each other. On.

26:30

And we'll wait. A

26:32

long. So. Once a day I.

26:34

Was. Watching on out t thought it was

26:36

a big and brown bear and it was

26:38

is lucy the lack of go mountain. Accountable

26:41

a mouse and go the okay.

26:44

over there isn't a mountain of

26:46

goats right? People

26:48

have been a photo runoff. O'neill is a.

26:51

Big horns. No malice

26:53

to. Eat. He was

26:55

fabulous. Be likable. What? I heard the

26:57

books on a run on Iraq the

26:59

your endorsements for creating a mountain goat

27:01

measure. Our like

27:04

bear. To you please fan a

27:06

treated not all don't see it as

27:08

fuck him baby. Thirty eight See. A

27:11

to get to getting stuck on Iraq

27:14

but as out is. Fairly be

27:16

alligator. The A Bad: As

27:18

big as night. But.

27:21

A h any with swallow the little baby I'll

27:23

get our will be was. Rest in the beginning.

27:26

Dad's it. That. Mama smelt that

27:28

mother fucking snake. To say you

27:30

ain't my baby middle the of

27:32

alligator grab their snake matter here

27:34

in recent months old and. eighteen?

27:37

be nice. Yeah.

27:40

We're. Documentary was this own was. As

27:43

as you some shit all the i

27:45

hate those galloping because unlike we the

27:47

people should see them. So Dental eighty

27:50

silva. Are we getting as

27:52

each other? the other the fuck they are.

27:54

Feed them but it's ago gone from oatmeal.

27:56

They are so that the me big alligators

27:58

walk around good. Me

28:01

to sit. Editor:

28:03

so say. Is is

28:05

so and the way be. The wages

28:07

repeat til the fuck him his vows.

28:10

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28:12

pretty gross me the look at

28:14

we watching those polar bear hunt

28:16

we're watching Living Plane and on

28:19

Netflix United Little Polar Bears Hunting

28:21

Seals. Rooting for that

28:23

polar bear they see about. Even so

28:25

the gruesome said they use to yeah

28:27

back him and ninety's I've never watched

28:29

and scary tell when seen as of

28:31

such a rip. Antelopes open all goddamn

28:33

night. I love this. Kids these days

28:35

are too sensitive. Oh.

28:39

I was as crabby just crack. don't

28:41

run baby ruff. I saw each. See

28:43

the looking tiger look and feel safe in

28:45

this thing. Like like

28:47

a moose. My. No one else like a

28:49

move. So what if. That. Motherfucker.

28:51

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28:54

Football players caught he like he

28:56

was given a lot faced. With

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fucking T the test out loud.

29:01

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29:03

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29:07

ever seen. As

29:09

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29:11

he was animals. Are they Roman

29:14

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29:17

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29:19

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29:22

I ever see them voice overs of

29:24

the does alligators when they smashed through

29:26

like zebras when they get water for

29:28

some do did a bunch of voice

29:30

overs fakes. Out

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of he was in a bag of those who smoke

29:35

or drink the water. Now I'm at a birthday I

29:37

get this water into. Practice. Sleep

29:39

without any do. the voice of he

29:42

todo esto good death like a water

29:44

in it for me. See

29:47

the report about you to bear see what

29:49

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29:52

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29:54

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29:56

a bunch of voice overs for is so funny I

29:58

don't own ads. I'll do my. I

30:01

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30:03

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30:05

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30:07

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30:09

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30:12

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30:14

some say Nana Tire came about

30:16

hand. He. Still, have you been playing

30:18

some lot of fucking playing the beach as need.

30:25

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30:27

guides us have like a bear.

30:30

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30:33

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30:35

corner he saw him and the bear costume.

30:37

he just took off. Running. Yeah.

30:42

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30:46

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30:48

hold on. A

30:51

festival. The visual of it is

30:53

fully assess. assess the early really

30:55

early and s it. And

31:00

so it's as a belittling. Literally looks like a

31:02

bear hiding about a big transformer on a construction

31:04

site. And the

31:07

construction managers walking towards the

31:09

bear. And. The Bears going to

31:11

jump around the corner. And

31:13

everybody's hide margin. Of error

31:15

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31:18

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