It’s Great to Have My Country Back by Luke WrightThe dream of ’45 is deadunited Europe full of leaddivision reigns but SHIT THE BEDIt’s great to have my country back!The markets shake like Georgie Bestas Farridge thumps his flabby chestand struts about like Kayne WestIt’s great to have my country back!Boo sucks to you Miss Merkel Frauno Englishman will ever bowour pound is worth a penny nowIt’s great to have my country back!And here they come the dull and drabthe clumsy, half-pissed power grabAngela Eagle! Stephen Crabb!It’s great to have my country back!It’s great to have my country backwell some of it at leastas Sturgeon whips her scalpel outand Belfast calls the priestAuf Wiedersehen controlling Krautsbehold our future - mapped by louts -where Brussels only come with sproutsIt’s great to have my country back!Experts? Pah, what total toshthey take backhanders off the BoschNah, I trust Boris, cos he talks posh.It’s great to have my country back!Chin-up Charlie, don’t get misignore the racists popping fizz.Look how straight this banana is!It’s great to have my country back!At last our plucky nation’s freeHurrah for Bojo sipping teaand laughing: Me me me me me me!It’s great to have my country back!