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Were moments Chris and

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It's the PHP. Hey guys,

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welcome to the PHP. A booker. That's Perez.

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What's doing?

1:27

I feel like a death has

1:29

happened. Let me have a sip

1:31

of water. Literally

1:35

minutes before recording today's show, my

1:37

TikTok account was suspended. What

1:42

did you do? I don't know. That's

1:46

the thing. I don't know. You know, actually

1:48

I think I know. I

1:51

think I know what. I think I know what maybe

1:54

happened. But that

1:56

should be on them, not on me. It's

1:58

really weird. It got suspended

2:01

after I uploaded

2:04

a video that used

2:07

somebody else's sound. That's

2:10

one of the most common things people do on

2:12

TikTok's They make videos with other

2:14

people's sound. So I saw a

2:17

sound that I really liked. Somebody had

2:19

uploaded a mashup of the Black

2:21

Eyed Peas and the Spice Girls. I'm

2:23

like, that's so me. Let me dance

2:25

to this Black Eyed Peas and Spice Girls

2:28

song. And then after I

2:30

uploaded the video.

2:32

Who the hell wants to see that?

2:33

By the way, whatever, After I uploaded

2:35

the video, it said this sound is

2:37

not available. I'm like, that's weird.

2:41

I guess the sound, you know. I

2:43

guess they're like really cracking down

2:46

on copyright or whatever, like

2:48

if you're if you're using a song

2:50

that's not uploaded to the to the

2:52

TikTok system.

2:54

Right because they become liable short.

2:56

Yeah, but then why should

2:58

my account get suspended not the account that posted

3:01

it. I didn't know that I couldn't be using that sound.

3:03

I mean, and I don't even know if that's the reason. I

3:06

would love for them to be able to tell me, Okay,

3:08

this is why your account was suspended. Please

3:10

don't do Please don't do a B

3:13

and C again in the future.

3:14

Maybe it's for general annoyance.

3:16

Maybe that's what it's for.

3:18

Well, it's I'm I'm annoyed

3:20

because last weekend I was banned

3:22

from commenting for five

3:25

days.

3:25

Actually, you are such a pain

3:27

of the ass. I love it, but I don't know what

3:30

I did.

3:31

I didn't vio to my knowledge, I didn't

3:33

violate like what I did was I'm

3:35

funny and sassy, like I remember,

3:38

I got banned after I left the comment

3:40

on a Justin Bieber video. I didn't tell you this, m

3:42

h no. So Justin Bieber has been

3:45

spamming TikTok with his song

3:47

Yummy. So in one of the videos

3:49

I responded really profound

3:52

lyrics, which I just thought was funny.

3:54

I said that on the air the other day. I came out

3:56

of that and just said profound.

4:00

Ex that's all I said, profound.

4:02

So that's what I then. And then like

4:05

an hour after I left that

4:07

comment, I got banned from

4:09

commenting. And I don't think

4:11

that TikTok should work this

4:14

way. You should only be banned from commenting

4:16

if you actually violate rules like threatening

4:19

somebody with harm or

4:22

calling them derogatory names or

4:24

this that the other. You shouldn't be banned from

4:26

commenting because people don't like your

4:28

comments. If your comments don't violate

4:30

the guidelines, you shouldn't be banned from commenting.

4:33

But I'm guessing enough people maybe reported

4:35

my comment that it got me banned

4:37

from commenting for five days.

4:40

TikTok is awesome, but they're also

4:42

experiencing growing pains,

4:44

and they're and part of the growing pains is

4:47

a lot more people are using them now, and

4:49

a lot more older people are using

4:51

them now, and they need to improve

4:54

and fine tune their bots and their

4:56

automated systems that handle issues

4:58

like this. Because I have not viola.

5:00

I am pissed. My account is suspended

5:03

right now. That's bullshit.

5:06

What will the world do with that's your stupid dancing

5:08

video.

5:08

Oh I love TikTok too

5:10

much.

5:14

Oh you're so thirsty on that.

5:16

Whatever. Anyways,

5:19

let's talk about more, Megan

5:22

Markle.

5:22

Really, there's more. My god, I think we did thirty

5:25

minutes the other day.

5:26

Oh boy, there's way more, of course, and

5:28

I'm sure there'll be even more. This

5:30

is like an ongoing big story,

5:32

all right. As we spoke about and

5:35

I mentioned, I think,

5:37

and it's obvious one of the big

5:39

motivators for Prince Harry and

5:42

Megan Markle to make this

5:45

shift in their royal life

5:47

is for money and

5:50

to allow Megan Markle

5:53

to work. And she's already got a

5:55

job, you know what. Like the

5:58

rules of the Crown,

6:00

they're established for a reason,

6:04

or multiple reasons. Queen

6:06

Elizabeth is a lot older than Prince

6:08

Harry, like decades upon decades,

6:11

She's seen it all and she knows how things work.

6:13

Harry and Megan have really opened

6:16

up the most massive can of

6:18

worms because now everything

6:20

that they do actually is

6:23

going to come under greater scrutiny.

6:25

For example, over

6:28

the holidays and actually still they've

6:30

spent time in

6:33

Vancouver Island at the

6:35

home of some really rich Russian

6:38

person and they have refused

6:41

to reveal the name of

6:43

whom. That is their

6:46

new role that they want to take part in. They're

6:49

not abdicating. They don't want to

6:51

abdicate. They still want to keep their titles,

6:53

and they still want to be a part of the royal family.

6:56

They still claim to want to go

6:58

on engagements for Queen and Elizabeth

7:00

and represent her in the UK

7:03

and abroad. So I

7:05

would think that they should then still

7:07

be transparent. Right So right

7:10

now they're not even living up to what they say

7:12

they want to do. They're not being transparent.

7:15

They were flat out asked by the media

7:17

to name that rich Russian person

7:19

and they refused. So tying

7:21

that into what I was starting with, Megan Markle

7:24

just got a gig with Disney.

7:26

She signed some kind of voiceover

7:29

deal. She's gonna do some some voiceover

7:31

project with them in exchange

7:34

for a donation to charity.

7:37

However, as soon as I heard that the

7:40

biggest red bulb is that the

7:42

expression red bulb?

7:43

That is that a flashing bulb?

7:45

Whatever, it doesn't matter.

7:47

You know what I mean? Right, The biggest like light

7:49

bulb, the biggest light bubble or the biggest warning

7:52

whatever went off of my brain. I'm like, let

7:55

me break it down for you all. Yes,

7:57

Disney's going to make a donation to the Elephant

7:59

charity and they're gonna

8:01

pay her. Duh. It's

8:04

like pay me, but I come with

8:06

strings. I'm not gonna do this for free.

8:09

You're gonna pay me, but you also have to give a big donation

8:11

to this charity. And if that's the case.

8:14

If that's the case, I think they need to

8:16

be transparent as well. Right, given

8:20

how they are positioning their

8:22

new role, I think they're still

8:24

public figures like politicians,

8:27

and they need to be transparent. And if

8:29

they don't and they're not, and

8:31

then if it does become public

8:33

knowledge in the future, because Disney is

8:35

a public company, it will come

8:37

to bite them in the butt. This is going

8:39

to backfire. In so many ways,

8:42

and I cannot wait to see it all go

8:44

down.

8:45

I don't think it matters. They decided that they don't

8:47

want to take the royal family money or money

8:49

from the people there, and they want to earn their own

8:51

money, and they're still doing a little

8:53

bit of both. They're giving money and taking

8:55

money at the same time. I'm not really sure how

8:57

that bites them. It sounds like they're being transparent.

9:00

They're just not telling you

9:02

everything, as most people don't. You don't tell

9:04

us everything of how your money comes

9:06

in, nor do I. I just think they want to be more

9:09

normal in that regard, and yet they're

9:11

still giving money.

9:12

But they're also like a politician. And if a politician

9:14

is straight up asked about something

9:16

and then straight up refuses to

9:19

answer, that's not being transparent.

9:21

However, they are being

9:23

transparent because they're saying, we're it's

9:26

tip protect. We are not

9:28

taking the money from the

9:30

Crown any longer, but we are

9:32

taking money from other people. We don't have to tell

9:34

you. We'll continue to work for the Crown,

9:37

we just won't take their money.

9:38

We'll just do it.

9:39

Free when we want to do it. So

9:41

they're just basically hired work.

9:43

Well this also that does bring up other

9:45

and this is why I forgot.

9:47

I didn't even mention this last episode.

9:50

This is why it is such a complicated issue

9:52

because in America there

9:54

are all sorts of rules around

9:56

this, like and you see that with the Trump children,

9:59

you know those is that like the Russian

10:01

whomever, or like Disney, there

10:04

could be undue influence

10:06

and access to the

10:09

royal family, to the crown, to the Queen

10:11

bought through Harry and Megan.

10:14

That's a stretch.

10:15

It's not a stretch, it's absolutely accurate.

10:18

Yeah, but they're not Americans. I mean, she's

10:20

not filing taxes in America.

10:22

She is not living here, right is she. I thought

10:24

they were going to live in Canada or something.

10:26

But she's still filing taxes in America. She

10:28

has to legally. She hasn't renounced her American

10:30

citizenship. That's how being an American

10:33

works.

10:33

If you make money, you have to report your money, right.

10:35

Yeah, Yeah, it's interesting. I also saw

10:37

this video that was wild last

10:40

year. What did that movie come out?

10:42

I don't remember, but whenever the Lion King movie

10:45

came out, Harry and Megan

10:47

went to the Lion King premiere in London,

10:50

and video just surfaced

10:53

that a fan took of Prince

10:56

like, oh my god, this is how successful

10:59

people do shit, and

11:01

not even having to do with like being the one

11:03

percent of the one percent, which Prince Harry

11:05

is, but a lot of successful people

11:08

they just ask for things. And when

11:10

you're that successful, when you're that privileged,

11:12

if you ask for things, people

11:15

don't want to tell you no. So

11:17

at the Lion King premiere, Prince Harry

11:20

had a conversation with the

11:22

head guy at All of

11:24

Disney, Bob Iger, and

11:26

you could hear him say, did

11:28

you know she does voiceovers? He's

11:31

like, no, I didn't know that. He's like, you didn't know, Like

11:33

he said it twice, yeah, and then

11:35

and then he's like, she'd love to do voiceovers.

11:38

Like month, like way before

11:40

this was all announced, they

11:43

were already working on these things.

11:49

I love it. I love it, I love everything about

11:51

it. I can't wait to see how this continues

11:53

to play out. All right, Selena

11:55

Gomez, I'm still obsessed with her new

11:57

album. Every time I listen

12:00

to it, I discover something

12:02

new. I should have written the name of the

12:05

song down, but I forget the name of the song. But in one of

12:07

the songs, she straight up

12:09

confesses and admits to

12:11

drinking alcohol. Did you catch that?

12:14

Na?

12:14

She's like something about drinking or drunk

12:17

or whatever. And if I'm that

12:19

friend that donated the

12:21

kidney, I don't know. I mean,

12:23

I think it's honest and brave and

12:26

really cool of her to be so transparent

12:29

in this body of work. But

12:32

then it also then does concern me

12:34

that she's not taking the best

12:36

care of herself. She also did open

12:38

up in the new issue of The

12:41

Wall Street Journal about

12:44

changes that she's made in her life

12:46

and taking medication.

12:49

She revealed, quote, I found

12:52

out I do suffer for mental

12:54

health issues, and honestly,

12:57

that was such a relief I

12:59

realized is that there was a way

13:01

to get help and to find people

13:04

that you trust. I got on the

13:06

right medication, and my life

13:08

has been completely changed.

13:11

That's good. I mean, it also

13:14

alarms me, like, Wow, she was

13:16

really that bad. She's happy,

13:18

though, and that's what matters. I genuinely

13:20

love Selena Gomez and I

13:23

want her to succeed and

13:25

continue to be happy. Speaking of

13:27

Selena, her ex Justin Bieber,

13:29

whom we also talked about last

13:32

episode, is so

13:35

desperate to be number

13:38

one. Charts really

13:40

matter to Justin Bieber. They don't

13:43

matter to you, but they matter to him. He

13:45

is doing everything possible to try

13:48

to get to number one. He

13:51

even asked his fans

13:54

to create a playlist and

13:56

at LA playlists

13:59

and yummy on it and listen

14:02

to it while they slept on

14:04

mute, not on mute, but on low,

14:06

because apparently if you listen on mute, those dreams

14:08

somehow don't count. He's

14:11

been spamming Instagram, story,

14:14

spamming TikTok, doing

14:18

so much try to get to number one, and

14:20

I don't think he's gonna get it. Actually, this

14:23

other song, the

14:25

Box or Box, Roddy Rich, are you playing

14:28

that? You're not playing that?

14:30

No, I don't even know what you're talking about.

14:31

Roddy Rich the Box. That song

14:34

is predicted and thus far expected

14:36

to be number one on the Billboard Hot one

14:39

hundred. He's a rapper. And actually

14:41

I didn't know the song either, and it makes me feel

14:43

better that you, who works in radio doesn't

14:45

know that song. But I

14:48

listened to it and it's a slapper.

14:50

It's fire. That song's hot. Roddy

14:53

Rich the Box. Check it out

14:56

so we'll see what happens there

14:59

all. Oh did you get a chance to see that?

15:02

I don't even want to. I don't. I don't want to give an adjective

15:04

to it until I hear your thought.

15:06

Right, you want me to give the adjectives? Okay, yeah,

15:09

Bill?

15:09

You did you see that video of

15:12

Kim Kardashian taking

15:14

people on a tour of her

15:16

fridges and pantries.

15:19

Well, I saw the initial post when

15:21

people were saying, why is there nothing

15:23

in your refrigerator? And my response was

15:26

because she probably has refrigerators

15:28

in the back kitchen, and you

15:30

know, she just keeps the necessities like water

15:32

or things you're gonna grab quickly in

15:35

there. And then I hurt.

15:37

I didn't see the video, but it was as I

15:39

assumed because I've been in rich people's houses

15:41

before, so I wasn't shocked even one

15:43

percent. But yeah, typical Kardashian

15:46

gloating whatever. I mean, that's that's

15:48

how the rich live, folks.

15:49

Well, I would once again,

15:51

I want to I really want to hear from our listeners

15:54

like is this aspirational

15:57

or is this off putting? Because

16:00

I don't know. I don't know. For me, I guess

16:03

I'm just a different school

16:05

of thought like, I don't know, Like I

16:07

wouldn't want to be bragging or

16:09

boasting or just showing how

16:12

rich I am, even if I'm that rich.

16:15

Yeah, I think it's both. To answer your question,

16:18

yes, it's aspirational. You would love to have

16:20

that kind of life and to have a walk

16:23

in refrigerator. Sure, you'd love to have

16:25

that. But the second amount there posting it and

16:27

showing it to everybody and rubbing it in.

16:29

You become a giant dick. But that's what

16:31

they are. They're giant dicks. That's how they make money.

16:33

And you know, it gives us stuff to talk about

16:35

and it keeps them on the U in

16:38

the ether. So smart.

16:40

Yeah, well, my favorite thing

16:42

from that whole thing was she

16:44

mentioned how she was going to be planting

16:47

organic trees. Did

16:49

you see that?

16:51

I know I missed that one.

16:53

Organic trees, God bless

16:55

her.

16:56

As opposed to what plastic trees?

16:58

I don't know.

17:00

Mmm, gotta love.

17:01

She's all about being organic. She's also all.

17:04

About there's a giant rock

17:06

rolling between those two ears.

17:07

She's also, you know, all about trying not to

17:10

use it or consume as much plastic.

17:12

However, her refrigerators

17:14

had so much plastic. I

17:18

wasn't mad about that. A lot some people were

17:21

like calling her a hypocrite and this and the other, but I

17:23

wanted to point that out. But I wasn't mad at it, just because

17:25

I did see she was making a big effort. She

17:27

did have a lot of plastic, but then she also

17:30

did have a lot of glass jars

17:32

and glass containers, So good

17:35

on her.

17:35

It's very expensive to be completely

17:38

eco friendly, it is, and when you have

17:40

that kind of money, I expect people

17:42

that rich to be because they're not doing

17:44

the work to make themselves eco friendly,

17:47

their staff is, and so

17:49

it is all very hypocritical if you ask me.

17:52

All right, well onto Lori

17:54

laughlinn We haven't heard much from her

17:56

in a in a bit, but oh

17:59

my god, this is what

18:02

really expensive lawyering

18:05

can do for you. I'm

18:07

starting to think she might

18:10

be able to get away with this

18:12

and might be able to not have

18:15

to serve any jail time

18:17

for a few reasons, according to multiple

18:20

stories that were leaked. First

18:22

of all, those alleged

18:25

rowing photos of her daughters

18:28

allegedly were

18:30

never sent to USC

18:34

so which that would clearly

18:36

show that they all knew it was a scam.

18:38

And blah blah, blah blah.

18:41

Second and it didn't influence her getting

18:43

in. And secondly, allegedly

18:47

Lori Lochlin and her

18:50

husband the

18:52

five hundred thousand dollars

18:54

that they gave. Their

18:57

argument is going to be that they were

18:59

giving that money to.

19:00

The school, as most rich people do.

19:02

Yeah, everyone does that. It's not like that's

19:05

a weird thing.

19:06

Yeah. So I don't know. I don't

19:08

know. We will see what happens

19:10

there. But as the days

19:14

leading up to her trial,

19:18

I'm starting to think maybe she does have a chance

19:20

at all of this.

19:21

So Yeah, like I've always said, I don't know the

19:23

details, and none of us do. And

19:26

if she's dragged this on

19:28

for this long, there's something

19:30

that we don't know. And I've said that over

19:32

and over, there's something that we don't know. Maybe

19:35

that's it. I don't know.

19:36

All right, Well, I will keep you guys posted on

19:38

that. Also, I gotta give Gwyneth

19:40

Paltrow credit so

19:43

much.

19:43

Should have talk about this the other day. It's so good,

19:45

Right, So.

19:46

Many people have been

19:48

talking recently about this new item

19:50

that she's selling in her Goop shop, and

19:53

so many people think she's crazy in this that or

19:55

the other. I actually just think it's

19:57

smart and calculated to

19:59

get tension. And it worked. Gwyneth

20:02

Paltrow's Goop is selling

20:04

a candle from her

20:07

with the name this smells

20:09

like my vagina. Genius,

20:12

brilliant, brilliant. It

20:14

really is, it really is. I

20:16

mean there are some people,

20:18

probably, but you and I are not

20:20

those kinds of people. The really we're

20:22

not the really puritanical people.

20:24

They're really like, ugh, do you need to use

20:26

your vagina to sell candles?

20:31

Well, yes, she does, and she and

20:33

why not? And it worked? And these really damn

20:36

expensive seventy five dollars candles

20:38

now are all sold out.

20:40

If I could get one, I would totally get

20:42

one if I could afford it seventy five bucks.

20:44

I'm not going to pay seventy five bucks for a candle. But

20:46

if it was a gift, like if I was giving you a Christmas

20:48

gift to get you that candle, I know

20:50

you'd appreciate the fuck out of it. It's funny,

20:53

it's topical, it's smart, it's a

20:55

very very smart item. Why not, it's

20:57

commerce?

20:58

Why not? Ratulations,

21:00

Gwyneth Paltrow. She's also doing a Goop cruise.

21:03

If anybody really is all about the group. You can

21:05

go on a ship. She's only on

21:08

it for one day though, it's a wellness

21:10

day as part of a larger cruise. Blah blah

21:12

blah blah blah. I personally

21:15

am bored with Aaron Carter,

21:18

but nice finally, But

21:20

I'm just gonna do a quick little update on

21:22

him. He continues to

21:25

ask fans for money. Apparently

21:27

he's broke, and he

21:30

apparently not confirmed or

21:32

not that he's not

21:34

that he's taken

21:37

ownership of this. Yeah he's not confirmed.

21:39

Yeah, yeah. He has two

21:42

secret daughters and a

21:45

third child allegedly on the

21:47

way, So he's expecting a child allegedly

21:50

not confirmed by him.

21:51

The other two are the secret children

21:53

are different?

21:54

Well, yes, how desperate

21:57

must you be yet

22:00

pregnant by Aeron

22:02

Carter? Like

22:07

I understand, I understand

22:10

that fame is alluring and

22:13

appealing, but I

22:15

mean, if you're gonna get pregnant,

22:17

at least try and get pregnant by a celebrity

22:19

that can pay child support.

22:21

This is coming from the King of Desperation

22:23

too, folks. That's what makes this so funny.

22:26

But did you not listen to what I said?

22:28

No? I did. That's why it's so great coming

22:30

from you, is what I'm saying.

22:32

Yeah, No, I like, you

22:34

know, at least here we go, here's an example.

22:36

At least, like, oh god, but

22:38

what I hope this is a couple. Okay Screech

22:40

from Saves by the Bell. At

22:43

least he has a paycheck

22:45

that he'll always have because of syndication

22:47

money.

22:48

Yeah.

22:48

I don't know if Aaron Carter does. You

22:50

know, I doubt many or any

22:53

people are going back and streaming

22:55

his old music. And if they

22:57

are, he's not making much because

22:59

he didn't even write those songs.

23:01

Listen, if you have any level of fame, girls

23:04

will line up to sleep with you. I wish,

23:06

how I know? I ask me how I know?

23:09

I wish I was heterosexual.

23:11

Damn it, what do you mean

23:13

you're gay? Gay guys could just hook

23:15

up with like no consequences, and they

23:17

usually do, and that seems like a

23:20

lot of fun to me.

23:21

Yeah, but I have a little bit of fame and I can't

23:23

get anything.

23:24

You're not trying.

23:25

I am trying right now. I'm not.

23:27

If you're a gay male who lives in

23:29

Los Angeles and listens

23:31

to this podcast.

23:33

And this is a show. The real

23:35

Perez, the guy that I know off

23:38

of the microphone, is not out

23:40

there trying to hook up. Okay, he's not.

23:42

But I watch kids.

23:44

Well you know I want to win the lottery. You gotta

23:46

play to win.

23:46

Well, all right, I'm playing right now.

23:49

If you are, you're playing on the microphone. This is a

23:51

show. This is this is a real Is.

23:53

It not a show? I'm serious?

23:55

No, no, no, this is a show. You wouldn't be here

23:57

talking. It's a show for consumption, Just

24:00

saying if the real Perez got

24:02

out there into the world.

24:03

Well, I'm trying right now. If you are

24:05

a gay male who listens

24:08

to our podcast, who lives

24:10

in Los Angeles, who would

24:12

have sex with me, who is

24:15

who is decent looking yourself?

24:18

Slide into my DNS.

24:20

This is a show.

24:22

What do you mean it's not a show? I'm serious.

24:24

The real way to hook up is not via

24:27

this dumbash show.

24:28

What's the real way to hook up. I'm not going to go to bars

24:30

or clubs and get drunk and do that.

24:32

Get yourself out there in other ways is all

24:34

that I'm saying. Find out where your gay community

24:36

that's not drunk is hanging out

24:39

and go there. Well, okay, let's

24:41

stop bitching, because that's how you got.

24:42

To hook up. That's that's

24:45

work.

24:46

I love that you don't want to put work into

24:48

sex.

24:49

I want it to be easy. It should be.

24:51

Let me say, you, heterosexual guys, even the

24:53

famous ones, we still have to put work in to get

24:55

sex. Okay we really do.

24:56

Oh yeah, yea, Well that's annoying.

24:59

It should be easy. It should

25:01

be anyways. Rob

25:04

Kardashian, we spoke about him earlier

25:06

in the week. In addition to

25:08

trying and getting his daughter

25:11

to be his full time and get

25:13

full custody, he also, according

25:15

to reports according to People

25:17

Magazine and E News,

25:20

both of which are reputable, especially when it comes

25:22

to the Kardashian Jenners, Rob

25:24

is very serious about

25:26

his health and wellness. This year, has

25:29

continued to lose weight and

25:31

get healthier and maybe

25:34

even checking himself into a weight

25:36

loss facility. He is that committed

25:39

to it. More TV

25:42

News Reality TV

25:44

related Denise Richards

25:47

apparently is no longer going to

25:49

be a part of Real Housewives of Beverly

25:51

Hills. The drama was too

25:53

much for her, especially

25:56

there was like some recent drama with

25:58

her. She

26:01

denies it having some lesbian

26:04

affair with Brandy Glanville.

26:07

Nice that will be playing itself out

26:09

on the coming season of Real Housewives

26:11

of Beverly Hills, so be able to look out for that

26:14

more TV news. Fox

26:17

has confirmed that Jesse Smullett

26:20

will not be returning

26:23

to the show at all, not even once

26:26

for the final season. Even though the showrunner

26:29

wanted him back, Fox

26:31

mixed that idea and said, Nope, not

26:33

gonna happen.

26:34

Huh, I'd put him on what the hell? Yeah,

26:37

nobody cares about Empire anymore. It hasn't been good

26:39

for a long time.

26:40

That first season, though it got crazy.

26:43

Rating phenomenal, it was good. It

26:45

was a very very good television

26:47

show. I enjoyed it, and then it's all season

26:50

too. Season three, I guess it

26:52

kind of got a little better and I watched a few episodes,

26:54

but not good enough to keep me.

26:56

Wow.

26:57

You know what else I'm watching? And I think somebody

26:59

called in about this. I probably should save it for the call.

27:01

But I'm watching Shit's Creek. Oh

27:04

Shit, I love that show.

27:05

Oh.

27:05

I'm like halfway through season two.

27:07

It's so goddamn good. Eugene Levy's

27:10

son, Oh

27:13

he is Okay, he is so fucking good in

27:15

the show. I love that dude, and I love

27:17

the sister the mother. It's just it's

27:19

a fantastic show. What a fun watch,

27:22

So I'm going through that. Also, vander Pump

27:24

is back. I didn't think it was gonna be good. There's

27:26

no James Kennedy, which pisses me off, but

27:28

he'll be back. I could smell it. His girlfriend's

27:31

now working at pump Jack's is still a giant

27:33

dick. They've got some new people on the show who

27:35

I already hate, so I think I'm gonna like

27:37

it. I think I'm liking vander Pump so far. But

27:39

you know, episode one looks good. They all moved

27:42

out to the valley. They're out like Valley Glen.

27:43

Now.

27:44

It's hilarious, but it's a good show so far,

27:46

pretty good.

27:46

I still think it's hilarious that they're all still

27:49

pretending to work at that restaurant,

27:51

even though I'm sure.

27:52

It is funny.

27:53

None of them work at that restaurant.

27:55

And well, I do think at

27:58

Tom Tom, because the two you

28:00

know, their name is in it, and I believe they're

28:02

there, I think, and I haven't been yet.

28:05

I keep meaning to go. Boy, that's my old

28:07

neighborhood. I drove through it the other day, Wes.

28:09

Hollywood is changing so fast. It's

28:12

just they're growing up and up

28:14

and up. I probably should have kept my place, but it's

28:17

but Tom Tom looks really nice. It looks like it's

28:19

a cool place. And I think they're there. I really think they're

28:21

there. But you're right, like Stassy and all them,

28:23

they're not working at Pomp. Not a chance. Yeah

28:25

on camera only?

28:27

Yeah? Uh? All right, back

28:29

to the Bachelor for a second. We spoke

28:31

about that earlier of the week. If you missed that, check

28:34

it out on that or last show.

28:36

Yet another Bachelor

28:39

spinoff is heading our way. Have you heard

28:41

about this? No? What? All

28:43

right? I personally liked

28:46

the idea of a Bachelor network

28:48

where you could have a Bachelor World, but

28:51

I was thinking of that as more of like just

28:54

reality shows, like following some of

28:56

the alums instead, because

28:59

a doesn't really do reality

29:01

shows. They do formatted

29:04

competition shows. They're doing

29:06

a new Bachelor related formatted

29:08

competition show, which honestly

29:11

sounds so stupid.

29:15

I'm out already. I mean, just that sentence,

29:17

I'm out. I don't want to see them compete.

29:19

You're not gonna like this at all.

29:21

When they do the competitions on

29:23

The Bachelor, that's when I fast forward. I

29:25

hate that. I fast forward through that every episode,

29:28

and it sounds like they're just going to take the competitions

29:30

from the show and have them compete with each

29:32

other. Do I have that right now? No?

29:33

No, no, no, even worse, even

29:35

worse and dumber. I have to read

29:37

you, guys this because it's so stupid.

29:40

It's called The Bachelor. Listen

29:43

to your heart. It premieres

29:46

in April. End quote.

29:48

The new series will unite

29:50

music and love as twenty

29:53

I'm not making this up.

29:54

Yeah, I'm out already. It just sounds awful.

29:56

It's awful and like a joke.

29:59

When I read this, I thought it was a joke. But it's not

30:01

a joke. Okay, you guys have to read

30:03

it. The new series will unite

30:05

music and love as twenty

30:08

single men and women embark

30:11

on a journey to find love

30:13

through music. Singing well

30:16

known songs, both individually

30:19

and as couples. They will

30:21

look to form attractions through

30:23

melodies, find and reveal

30:26

their feelings, and ultimately

30:28

fall in love. Once the

30:30

couples commit to each other. They

30:32

will be tested through musical challenges,

30:35

including live performances

30:38

judged by some of the biggest names in the

30:40

music business. Ultimately,

30:42

the couple whose performances reveal

30:45

their love and devotion to one another

30:47

will continue to be given a chance

30:49

to further their relationships until

30:51

only one couple is left standing.

30:54

I mean, maybe it could be fun. Because it could be such

30:56

a hot.

30:57

Mess, they should call it canceled after two

30:59

weeks a horrible idea. Nobody's

31:01

gonna watch that crap.

31:02

People don't want to watch bad singers.

31:05

I don't watch The Bachelor for that, and I

31:07

get that we've made them famous for nothing already.

31:09

Do you hear me talk about Hannaby the other day. Once

31:11

I'm done with them, I'm done with them, You're out. I

31:14

need a new, fresh pack of

31:16

idiots to look at. I don't need to see them

31:18

competing in songs or for each

31:20

other's love or pre duo. Shut

31:22

up sounds, dump, get out of here. I'm not watching

31:25

canceled after two episode

31:27

unless they want me to host, then it's a great idea. I

31:30

love the show. I will just say it's

31:32

the greatest show I've ever ever heard

31:34

of.

31:34

You're not getting that call now, No,

31:36

probably not. Oh

31:39

well, And finally wrapping

31:42

up our TV news based

31:45

on a TV show and featuring

31:48

the talents of multiple TV stars,

31:51

A Nanny the Musical

31:53

is in the works. Fran Dresher

31:56

is developing it alongside Crazy

31:58

Ex Girlfriend's star and creator

32:01

Rachel Bloom. I'm excited

32:03

for that. I love the Nanny.

32:04

Yeah, that actually sounds like it could

32:06

be good. I really think that could be good. I could I

32:08

as you're explaining it, I'm it's playing

32:10

out in my head. I think I would like that.

32:12

And I really enjoyed Crazy Ex Girlfriend

32:14

too, even though it wasn't a huge hit.

32:17

But you know those musical shows,

32:19

they're very hit or miss for people.

32:22

Uh. Anyways, that's that. Let's take some

32:24

calls.

32:25

Eight hundred and seven to two one one one

32:27

eight five. That's our phone number, and

32:29

here we go.

32:30

Call number one.

32:31

Hey, Perez, Hey Booker, this is Sophie

32:33

A calling from Chicago.

32:34

I don't have a question.

32:35

I just wanted to offer some constructive criticism.

32:38

As a very very loyal listener

32:40

since the beginning of the podcast and a fan

32:43

of both of you, I'm just

32:45

not a slately that Perez, you are

32:48

so stuck in your ways and in your

32:50

opinions, and there's not really

32:52

that sort of funny.

32:54

Banter between the two of you because

32:57

you're not even willing to entertain any

32:59

other opinions without you

33:01

know, responding in well I'm

33:03

right and he's wrong. In

33:06

other words, and

33:08

I just really really missed a lighthearted,

33:11

funny side of both

33:13

of you in the podcast from when

33:15

it started.

33:17

It seems a little more organic.

33:18

I don't like the fucking tone of this call. I

33:21

think Perez all the time

33:23

he asks me what I think, and I think

33:25

there are a lot of times when he'll pause afterwards

33:28

and say, well maybe or

33:30

that's a good point where I didn't see it that way.

33:33

So I don't know if I agree with you on that.

33:34

Now.

33:35

If you're saying the show is not as good as it used to be, well,

33:37

I don't know what to tell you. I

33:40

all, it's fucking great.

33:41

Well, thank you, I agree, it's fucking

33:44

great. Look at us. Oh my god, we're agreed.

33:46

There, we're agreed, and it's lighthearted. See

33:48

we're having lighthearted fun. Can leave

33:51

us alone.

33:51

Hey, pres Hey, Booker, I'm calling you from

33:53

San Diego. Love your show. Thank's Christine.

33:57

I wanted to call him with this question

34:00

statement about Megan and Harry. They've

34:02

announced they're leaving the Royal family and

34:04

the world has exploded. I

34:06

just want to say, how come they are getting all

34:08

of this negative attention, horrible

34:11

attention, and everyone is just

34:13

hanging them out to dry. Meanwhile,

34:15

the pedalphile in that family, Prince

34:18

Andrew, only got a fraction of that negative

34:20

attention.

34:21

Sometimes nobody cares about him.

34:23

And they're the stars, they're the youth,

34:26

they're the young people. It's Princess Diana's

34:28

kid. That's why, you know, all the other

34:30

stuff like that's always going to be there. But

34:33

people like young and new and fresh

34:35

stories. That's my take.

34:36

Anyhow, Yeah, you're right, hyper hyperker.

34:40

This is that in Galvis. I'm

34:42

calling from Canada and

34:44

I actually wanted to comment on a

34:47

Booker is a benon Off on pres

34:49

and videos the timing to

34:51

be you. I actually kind of like them. I'm

34:53

not a big YouTube user at all, but

34:56

for some reason, I am sitting

34:58

there for the twenty twenty five minutes

35:00

however long it takes, just listening to press.

35:03

You know, I

35:06

absolutely love it. It's a great time.

35:08

For me to just disconnect. And yeah,

35:10

I folutely love them. So keep on it, don't

35:12

you there? Cut them off? Please keep

35:14

on them. Love the show. You guys are amazing.

35:17

Bye. That's nice. And I get that too,

35:19

because my mom will sit there and watch QVC for hours

35:21

and just listen to those people sell whatever

35:24

toothpaste. It doesn't even matter if you like

35:26

Perez. Sometimes you just like Perez. I get

35:28

that.

35:28

It's a different experience when

35:30

I make YouTube videos people,

35:33

and I feel this way because I feel like even

35:35

when I watch back my own videos, it's like

35:37

this. People feel like I'm talking

35:40

directly to them, and on the

35:42

podcast, we're talking to each other, we're

35:44

not talking to the listeners.

35:46

I still feel like they feel like they're in the car with

35:48

us, though they just they just can't comment,

35:50

you know. But all right, one we're when we're Hey.

35:52

Pres and Booker.

35:53

It's Kat come in from Dirty Jersey,

35:56

Fred's longtime fan. I have to say, I

35:58

do miss the drawings and your celebrity pic. Sure

36:00

as you post, even you know when Booker

36:02

got a laugh when he first interviewed you. Everyone

36:05

misses the drawings.

36:05

On the slavery picture.

36:07

I'm glad you guys are actually working together through this podcast

36:09

because you work so well together.

36:11

Actually, I listen to you every.

36:12

Time, like when I'm going to work, when you finally

36:14

come out with your podcast. Anyway, So I

36:16

just wondering a couple of points on your last

36:19

cast, but don't come me out. Just wait for it,

36:21

because that's a lot of good points. Justin

36:23

Baber's yummy is incredibly stupid.

36:26

Have you seen his pictures like that?

36:29

Yeah? I think we both said.

36:30

That, but I still like it.

36:31

It's kind of grown on me a little bit. There's

36:33

a lot of things that sucks.

36:34

That I like.

36:36

The Bachelor, you know, so all rights

36:38

this.

36:38

He kind of looks exhausted if I dare

36:41

on drugs.

36:42

The sca worst thing to Beyonce.

36:44

Who runs the world where it

36:46

just repeatsself over and over again. There's

36:48

a thing flowing around where it's just Beyonce needs

36:50

a few writers for that one for

36:53

that stupid song, and then being Boheman

36:55

Rhapsody only needs one something

36:57

to think about.

36:58

I'm done thinking about it. One hundred. This

37:01

was a great show. I had a lot of fun. Hopefully

37:04

we had some light hearted fid as. If we

37:06

didn't fucking bore people to death with arguing

37:09

and not agreeing. And you're so closed minded

37:11

and funck off.

37:13

Don't insult our listeners, jeez.

37:16

Insulting her. We have fun every week. I

37:18

have a good time with you, and I'm pissed when I hear that.

37:20

Otherwise.

37:21

Thanks, I have a great time with you too, all

37:24

right. I mean that I almost

37:27

added insincere. I have a hard

37:29

time taking a compliment. That's where

37:31

it came from.

37:32

Is that what it is?

37:33

Truly?

37:33

I really have a heart when you say something nice,

37:35

you made it, so I kind of can cut through it with you.

37:37

I know when you're full of shit when you're not. But yeah,

37:40

I get it.

37:40

Yeah, like if I remember, if I remember dating, like

37:42

we're kind of dating. If I'm ever dating

37:44

anybody, like and they give me a compliment,

37:47

I like, shrivel up. I don't know. I can't

37:49

take compliments.

37:50

I'm not good at it either out in the real world and really

37:53

not self deprecations my things.

37:54

All right, Well, thank you guys, and we will

37:56

see you soon. Have a great

37:59

day. Tell your friends about our podcast please.

38:01

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38:03

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38:09

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