0:00

Did you really? Spent $800. On what?

0:03

You anxiety booked a separate room? Yeah, no, no. Wait, for the one night?

0:06

No, no, no. An anxiety booked. For the two nights that we were there.

0:09

We walked into our hotel in New York and we're like, we walked into our room

0:13

in New York and we said, I said, fuck no. Why?

0:17

What was wrong with it? I would show you pictures, but. Describe it.

0:20

This is an audio medium. Are you familiar with the podcast? You walk in and

0:23

you look at one wall, it's just all graffiti. Oh, damn. What if that was the theme? What if you stayed at like a themed hotel?

0:29

Like a niche street art, yeah. Taste of the city. But we all know Dave. Dave would have stayed there. Brooklyn.

0:35

Dave would have stayed there and tried to fuck one of the locals.

0:38

I'll do anything for a story. And I said no, so I just booked us a nice Hilton in the downtown Brooklyn area.

0:46

Nice. You said the downtown metropolitan area. No, downtown Brooklyn.

0:49

800 for two nights? 800 for two nights. Did you get two beds? For two people? I did get two beds. Get one bed.

0:54

No, it was for me and Dave. Yeah. I'm familiar. One bed, two beds. That's what makes a difference.

0:59

Hey, to be fair, we can't talk. Big Mike got us a two-bedroom room.

1:03

We could have snuggled up. Listen, Big Mike has gotten me and Brian a room before.

1:07

Big Mike has hooked us up. No, I'm saying like, we only need the one bed. We're close.

1:11

Shout out Big Mike's hotel rewards. It always comes in clutch.

1:15

Me and Brian are stranded. Me and Brian's stranded in the middle of Idaho. It's like 1 a.m. in Idaho. Big Mike.

1:21

Whatever you need, Big Mike is there. Big Mike's got the juice.

1:26

I bet he's a platinum Marriott. Oh, he's gold. what's beyond platform 300 I

1:32

took the plunge this is plunger.

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Music.

2:07

Hey, Stu, do you mind? Yeah, quiet on set. Hey, do you want to do the intro?

2:12

No, I don't want to. Can you try? No, I'm not doing that. Please.

2:14

It's all fucking you, buddy. I don't even know it. No, no, no, no, no.

2:16

You do know it. You listen. You know it. You fucking edited it for however many episodes. 31 weeks.

2:22

How long ago was that, Hunter? The majority of the year. Hunter,

2:24

I think that was in 2017. It hasn't changed. It doesn't mean I remember it.

2:29

Give it a shot. No, I don't even know how to start. I'll repeat after me.

2:33

Okay what's up guys not doing

2:37

it no welcome to the plunge today's day joining me as

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always my lovely husband riley t say what's up dude this

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is plunger and for episode

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300 300 300 three

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stacks three stacks we got put it on red and

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put it on red we got put it on red hunt we got silly brain

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and will we got nikki smooches we got

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sb dubs sb dubs slurpee b

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slurpee b i always say brian we have

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a returning

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guest fable by many not believed to the centennial this it's the great the great

3:17

centennial it is the great centennial it's been a hundred weeks since you last

3:21

heard his voice it's got to be more than 100 weeks and there it is last actually

3:25

we did like it We had like a month where we did two a week. We're a little off.

3:29

It's fine. It's about cruising nowadays. Yeah.

3:32

It's too many. It's been 100 weeks. No, it's been 90. Riley edits them all,

3:36

and they're longer than an hour and 30. Is that how this is?

3:39

Yeah, but we don't fuck up anymore. Good. Nice. Do we go back to editing? Did we introduce him yet?

3:44

It's Stu. The OG producer. It's Drew York. I'm not Drew York. I'm not Drew York.

3:48

Music.

3:55

I don't know if that's the word. I think you're close. Come.

4:01

Welcome, Stu. Welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. I was talking to Nick about

4:04

this. I don't know who I was talking to earlier. Not me.

4:07

Joe, I was talking to Bin Bin. Rare Bin Bin occurrence today.

4:12

You were talking to him? Yeah, I drove him home from Enterprise Rent-A-Car.

4:16

Oh, what a boy. He hit me up and he went, you're my last chance.

4:20

I want you to know he didn't even hit me up. He didn't text me either. so

4:23

i don't think you're definitely not his last i

4:26

don't think i was his last chance but he hits me up and he's like hey

4:29

man i need a ride home are you out of

4:32

work in me i left work early today to watch basketball

4:35

and chill and as i just sat down joe's like hey man need a ride so i drove bin

4:41

bin home and i was like listen it's the centennial stew today it's like a fucking

4:46

solar eclipse like it's like the centennial stew with my presence i think we've

4:51

been building on it for three months. I said to Joe though, I was like, every time a centennial stook happens,

4:58

we probably have a whole new batch of listeners. Who have no idea. It's probably entirely recycled. No idea who I am.

5:04

Which makes it even funnier because the group who knew about the 200th centennial, no idea now.

5:10

The 300th, and when we get to four, whole new batch. Yeah. It's gonna be the

5:14

best. People are gonna be like. You're an enigma. Hey, that's what I am. Yeah. The thing is like, you'll

5:20

still come up i feel like i don't know once every

5:23

six weeks probably there's a there's a good yeah stew

5:26

sent us this thing stew sent us this and then random text

5:30

message stew sends things yeah two cents person is like the i just said this

5:35

earlier but it's like the uh the once time in hollywood though and people are

5:41

like i know him i know him and it comes to this week and People who have no

5:46

idea who you are Like oh it's new, He's new to like podcasting Part of the show but we've known you for I was sitting

5:54

behind The computer When y'all were just sitting on Davis' couch Well the thing with Stu is.

6:01

Stu's a Stu's a real throw The build up for the first centennial It was unlike

6:07

because Stu You guys might not even know this Stu's original role He would edit

6:12

and then we would speak to him. To have him in post-production add something, he would get to the point where

6:19

we would make him have to talk, but he wouldn't. He was like our force of journey.

6:23

He never said a word. So he would start adding Google Voice things,

6:28

make Stu that does not agree, and throw that in.

6:32

I remember that. So the first Centennial, Stu, he had left the show after episode

6:35

31 or something. I sat there. I sat there. I sat there. I was like, I'm not doing this.

6:41

But, yeah, you kind of got fired. it was a it was a it was

6:44

a mutual it was a mutual agreement wasn't you

6:47

it was a mutual agreement i was like hey man show

6:50

up it was an amicable party yeah it was kind of me

6:52

going hey man i can't wait four days for you to edit

6:55

this i could just do this three hours yeah and

6:58

you going i don't have to do this and i went i agree let's

7:02

let's i will take this because we're still

7:05

friends today this is true and they say never mix friends

7:09

with business or friends with business and pleasure how does

7:13

it feel to have nurtured this 300 episode

7:16

child what's going through your head I just kind of do it he tells me a date

7:22

and I'm like fuck Stu does respect the centennial two years ago I'm just saying

7:28

whenever he brings it up I don't know when the episode comes up just every two

7:32

years I just get a random text message saying hey Wednesday.

7:37

Plus 200 is that like the last text you have between each other.

7:41

It's just like two years ago. It's just two year gaps. Yeah, we're doing the pie. We need John.

7:46

Lunch 300, separate line. He knows his contract.

7:49

His contract is it's not to be breached, but it's very loose term.

7:54

It's like Sony with the Spider-Man movies. Stew's our Tom Holland. There you go. He was a main voice on the Patreon for

8:03

a hot second. Stewie? Bonk people with a stick.

8:07

He was a monk. What was your name? I have a fucking idea. Oh,

8:10

Punches and Dragons. I forgot about that. Punches and Dragons. Couldn't tell you the name. That's right.

8:13

Do you know the name? Yeah, your name was... I can find this.

8:18

Randall. Randall? Yeah, wasn't it like Randall? I think it was Randall.

8:21

It was like Randall something. Yeah, you were like... How creatives do. Yeah.

8:25

With the stick, you wanted a stick only. I remember you were like,

8:29

yeah, I just want a stick. So I could beat people with it. We're like,

8:31

okay, you can have a stick. He got flying boots and then Colford took his flying boots one day and that

8:37

was really the end of the show. No, that's what happened. I rolled a D100 and got it 100.

8:41

Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, he rolled D100, so we got magic flying boots that could take him anywhere.

8:47

And you left? Did I take him as a necromancer? I may have taken boots.

8:52

But then I brought you back to get your boots. I can't remember. That's a Colford thing.

8:57

Yeah, that was a very different D&D time. Very different D&D time.

9:03

I remember it like nothing against Dave or anything.

9:05

I just remember being more bored then, but maybe I care about D&D now.

9:08

No, this is it. Everyone has last names, and then there's just Randall.

9:12

It was Randall. Human monk. He should have been Randell.

9:18

He was a member of the Way of the Open Hand. That's an electric...

9:24

You denounce all your earthly possessions other

9:27

than stick see stew still has

9:30

it though it was just a bonk stick i gotta point this out bonk

9:33

will i would have not to slander you but you you will

9:36

talk and not have the mic oh i know i said something to stew and he took the

9:40

mic from will that's true fucking got it that's true there's a thing between

9:43

a carter that just happens they just they spurt out words excuse me we we we

9:49

use it a carter yeah still can you see the kitchen for a second Will,

9:55

you want to say something after I said that?

9:57

It was like a dog wanting to bark, but they can't bark.

10:03

That meme with a guy, like, it was like a lunch table and the veins pop out

10:07

of his head. Verbal meme. Riley's taking the annual photo. Put it in 0.5 mode.

10:13

Does he have the point? You're so trendy. You're so small. I don't know.

10:16

Our heads are tiny. No, it's not panoramic. Does it get everybody in? Brian, come in a little bit.

10:22

Yeah we're there this is funja no mike

10:26

so stew let me ask you what category

10:30

do you think slaw goes in okay coleslaw

10:34

no see coleslaw is a type of

10:37

slaw i didn't know that yeah i didn't

10:40

know that today i learned that so we know will isn't a sauerkraut a

10:43

slaw that's a great question i don't actually know no i

10:46

feel like a slaw has to have a liquid that keeps

10:49

it together yeah mayonnaise yeah i would think like a man

10:51

yeah so it's all is all i don't know it's in

10:54

coleslaw it's all insert protein salads a

10:58

slaw like ham slaw ham salad yeah what's that exactly you

11:01

know you got the ham slaw you got an egg salad that's that's also that's a salad

11:05

you're right but is a salad just a slaw you also put what is if you look it

11:09

up wait no it's true a dress a salad with dressing is a slaw i disagree yeah

11:14

you're not gonna put a caesar salad on a burger well then That might go crazy.

11:21

But what makes it different, though? So, like, egg salad and regular coleslaw,

11:24

what differentiates those from a salad and a slaw? Is it the relish?

11:28

Is it chopped or something? Is it the relish? I think if you can have it as its meal, it's a salad.

11:34

Is there something pickled in it? Slaw is a kind of salad. Bang.

11:37

Made from raw, chopped, or shredded. What's the source on this? Raw, chopped, or shredded? It's a debate.

11:42

This is www.vocabulary.com. Oh.

11:47

I want Gordon Ramsay on here. What is it?

11:50

Everything's a soup, a salad, or what? Someone brought up a new...

11:53

Sandwich. Sandwich, yeah. I heard a rare...

11:56

Side of the is it a sandwich debate here we go that really threw me it threw me off what is it

12:02

they kind of they brought up that a hot dog it's just

12:05

one bread correct oh yeah glad you brought

12:08

this up actually or like so then it came to the thing of like

12:11

yeah like sub that it's a sub thank you a

12:14

hot dog is a sub well that's what they were they brought up pita pockets but it's

12:16

also a sandwich but it's one but it's one

12:19

bread is it though because if sandwiches and subs

12:22

it completely do you want to go for a sandwich i might go for a sub for calzones

12:25

that's a pizza sandwich and that's when you get to the end it is one sandwich

12:29

one bread yeah so is pizza but a taco is not a sandwich taco sandwich uh no

12:36

i would argue that it's a salad this open soft taco is a sandwich

12:41

hard shell taco is not yes i will come yes yes and uh i agree with that yeah

12:46

so that makes it oh by the way this is every centennial episode as we go back

12:50

to this debate here we go to the the roots. Should we put the soup bowl back on the car?

12:55

The bread bowl? We have been. Can we try different soups? Is now a good time

13:00

to tell you guys I bought a motorcycle? No, it's not. Tune in next week. Now that you've said that...

13:06

Does the bread stay on the motorcycle?

13:11

Put it on his helmet. Put it right on the front. I'll put it on the GoPro and I will angle it at the

13:17

bread bowl. I'm just going to say no. You might kill another other motorcyclists behind listen brian you're an f1 person

13:23

you can probably speak to the aerodynamics of the car will

13:25

the bread bowl stay on the how did we get there oh

13:29

yeah we drove oh is it because i said i said you're

13:32

you misremembered this is no so i said when i drove home i left the bread bowl

13:36

on my roof and then i got home it was still there it was still there well yes

13:42

it was i called bullshit and now we've been in an impasse for three years our

13:47

our our our experience i do I do remember this.

13:51

So it stayed on the car.

13:54

Was in our test or in my original original story

13:57

stayed on the car because i forgot i put it there and then

14:00

you tested it shout out jiggity jared i

14:03

was we're we're just on the phone with him on the way here he messages

14:06

me on when i put something weird on snapchat randomly like

14:09

i put uh the super smash brothers on the movie theater on my

14:13

snapchat and he slides up he's like your stories never fail

14:16

to confuse me and the most so out of time yes well

14:20

yeah because i never give any context visceral yeah i hear

14:23

from jared every like four months and it's just him being confused and

14:26

like thanking me for it yeah checks out but when

14:29

he went to military school that's when it happened we

14:33

went out it wasn't it was in high school yeah oh yeah

14:36

you're right maybe i would all right yeah no it was i think it was your senior

14:40

year so yes brian i left it on the hood of my car and then it was there that

14:45

was the original story it was the roof yeah the roof of my car i think it would

14:48

stay I'm going to go ahead and say I think it was day I need to know the route

14:52

home I need to know the max speed, I need to know the g-forces of the turns So that was what we did We did a controlled study.

15:02

Yeah we did No but you can attest That I drove normal,

15:07

Because I didn't want to skew. I didn't want to skew. I think we should have

15:10

had Jared drive your car. Okay. Jared has no... So we did a... You know the route home to my old house.

15:17

From like Panera. You go like past the school and up by that stop sign.

15:21

You go past this road. Yes. We made it to that place where the two bridges are.

15:27

Yeah. On Mammoth. And then I kind of spaced out and hammered the throttle.

15:33

Okay. And it flew off there. So there was manipulation.

15:37

No well yeah but yeah it really was i zoned out which you know i would i would

15:42

do that normally yeah but i would do that normally so that was and it fell off

15:45

there but the fact that it got there tells me it's a plausible it's not if this

15:49

is mythbusters i think that's a plausible that it got,

15:52

60 of the way i think that we need to retest this and have someone who isn't

15:58

you or me or aware of yeah we have will go and then when he gets there he gives

16:03

him a bread bowl and he returns with my My shirts.

16:07

Oh, dude. So this is going to be weird, but sometimes when I'm in the shower,

16:11

I think about things like that. And I thought about that the other day, and it's not okay for me still.

16:16

Well, you got to stop thinking about going back there. Wait, hold up. Hold up. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.

16:21

It's not okay that you did that or that they took it? It wasn't resolved and that they took it.

16:27

See, I think it's not okay that you did that. I sent you there as a joke.

16:31

No, that's fine, dude. It's fine. I'm back on it now. I need background. This is the most unhinged act of- Terrorism.

16:39

No, guilty. Call it that too. Okay, so Stu, for the live stream, I ordered like five custom shirts. Of Jack's ass.

16:47

Yeah, so two of Jack's ass. You don't even know Jack. Two of Jack's ass.

16:51

Okay. Two of me and Hunter throwing up milk.

16:54

Yeah. And then I got just a couple plunge ones for me to throw on. Cool. Cool.

17:00

I ordered them on accident to my old house. So people live there now?

17:04

People do live there. Correct. Do you know them? No. Okay.

17:07

So the order got delivered, and then it was probably a week, and I was like, why?

17:13

They're not delivered. And then I went and looked, and I was like, shit.

17:16

Sent them to my old house. Let me add, there was a picture that showed where it was delivered.

17:21

Well, yeah. I didn't know this. So I went, I'm busy with the live stream because

17:25

I have a fuck ton to set up. And I go, hey, Will, could you stop over at my old house? and see if they have

17:31

those t-shirts do you remember the snowstorm it was like $70 of t-shirts we

17:34

had that bad snowstorm too early January the last bad storm and Riley asked

17:41

me a week before the pod I just completely forgot,

17:44

it was probably 4 or 5 days after he asked me I went and finally did it because

17:49

I completely forgot about it and then, I went after work it was like 6 o'clock at night so Will goes it's dark at this point Yeah, Will goes.

17:59

He has a crazy door. He knocks on the stranger's door and goes,

18:02

hey, I'm Riley. Do you have my t-shirts?

18:07

So, listen, I mean, what are they going to do with those shirts,

18:10

first off? And second of all, what do you got to lose? I mean, you know. Your life if they pull out a gun?

18:16

Do you really think so? The castle doctrine? Do you really think so?

18:20

No, actually, under the castle doctrine, they would have been guilty.

18:23

And let me just say, dude. Oh, because he's not in the house. He's not in the house, and he has no visible weapon.

18:27

Nope. and i know i had my i made sure my hands like

18:30

wearing my pockets didn't look weird should have brandished a nerf gun

18:33

just had like one of my back pocket

18:36

just in case but also there was like seven cars

18:39

yeah no they're always loaded up they have 20 people living there whoever moved

18:43

in was like it's trash yeah trash think how think how think how green that hot

18:48

tub is with all those losers dude they're probably wearing those shirts right

18:52

now listening to this yes it does what if if you just saw one out,

18:58

You just saw Jack's ass from afar. What if you saw... What if you saw... Me and Riley were out.

19:05

We see us on a shirt. I would let it be. Would you really?

19:10

Is that a four-point shot? No, but Florida just tied the game with nine seconds

19:13

left. Yeah, we are 100 even. That's nutty. Let's go Colorado. Let's call it a timeout. Please just do it, Colorado.

19:21

Make my bracket suck more. 100 each, there's no defense on this game.

19:25

Yeah, that's crazy. That's a crazy score. In college, it's nuts.

19:28

We got a couple games coming down to it. Who has the ball in Yale-Auburn?

19:33

Don't know. No idea. Who do you think is the biggest head on the court?

19:37

That guy, Shaw. Number one for... The guy who just cashed it?

19:41

Yeah. Did we finish the story? No. No, we didn't. So, Will? We were freaking out. Oh, yes.

19:45

Sorry. Yeah, so... Thank you, buddy. Basically, you guys did...

19:49

It was like, yeah, I don't have your shirts. Sorry. And it was a quick... This was like a quick exchange. And so I left.

19:55

Very dismissive. He's guilty. so after will left right after i left riley sent

19:58

me the picture of the fact that they actually was delivered on the certain part

20:03

because they said no we never got that we never got it so i sent will the photo

20:08

i went no they got it so we'll return to the next day.

20:12

The day of the live stream the night of the live he like came from the lives

20:17

from there to the live stream yeah it was it was because it was like it was

20:21

early too i remember it was like like right before 10 o'clock I got there and

20:25

somebody different answered the door and they said they didn't have it and then

20:29

I pulled the picture on them and I was like, well, it shows it was delivered here.

20:34

Confronting a stranger with evidence is crazy. Yeah. With your possession.

20:38

The most dangerous thing you could do. Yep. He blamed Amazon, which, I mean, Amazon's pretty reliable.

20:42

Amazon wasn't even, it wasn't even Amazon. Oh, really?

20:45

Yeah. We blame the shipping service, whatever it was.

20:49

The USPS, the United States Postal Service. Yeah, he said, yeah, things get stolen a lot.

20:55

Yeah, things get stolen a lot, which you, frankly, might have stolen that.

20:58

They did steal it. Yeah, Bozo. Is it really stealing if they dropped it off at your house?

21:04

It's not addressed to them. Well, it is addressed to the night.

21:07

Yeah, you're right. But by name. Is anyone there live by insert Riley's full government? Let's go.

21:13

Let's do. Why are you celebrating that? I have Colorado. I have Colorado as well.

21:18

Oh, it's so close. My bracket. That's heartbreaking. breaking

21:21

did you have Florida going far no no I had Colorado winning this game sorry

21:28

Nick I just I do have Auburn going far though I just like how tense that was

21:31

it was great so great game Yale's winning about to beat oh not about to beat

21:36

it's close game we got 32.9 seconds in a 30 second.

21:40

That's how that works. I don't watch basketball. Do you know how it is in the NBA?

21:45

I lied. I have Auburn winning next round. I don't care if I lose.

21:48

This actually will probably benefit me if they lose.

21:51

15. Up more. 25. One lower. 24?

21:55

Nice job. That's a weird number. It's always been that. It used to be 35 in college.

22:00

Really? Far too long, yeah. Wait, that ball didn't go in the net?

22:03

I thought it went in the net. That was even a foul? Wait, is there any silly rules this year What do you mean,

22:10

the silly rules? In basketball? No, changes to March Madness. No, they don't change that.

22:14

They don't do goofy shit? No. I mean, the refs... People were mad. What?

22:18

They want to expand it, right? Yeah, they want... Full game?

22:21

So what happened this year is a bunch of teams... So if you win your division

22:27

tournament, your conference, you get an automatic bid, right? Okay.

22:32

So what a lot of teams need to do is win their tournament to get in.

22:37

There's like six teams this year that won their tournament that were never touching yeah the,

22:43

real tournament the bid stealer yes which means six

22:46

teams who on the bubble

22:49

where should have been in the tournament just got kicked out all from the big

22:53

east basically yeah okay so there's a bunch of like really good teams that didn't

22:57

make it because a bunch of mid teams went on wasn't good but like went on hot

23:00

run i would say yeah they're called the bid stealers and a bunch A bunch of

23:06

them have won because they're hot right now, which makes it even funnier.

23:09

NC State won. Yale going to win probably.

23:12

How are the penis teams doing? Not good. What does that mean? You have one.

23:15

Penis teams? The penis teams. The last three years, a penis team has beaten a 15, a 2C.

23:22

What's that? Oral Roberts. Oral Roberts, yep. Longwood. St. Peter's. St. Peter's.

23:26

Yep. Those two. I like the penis teams. Something Dickinson. Double entendre names.

23:31

Farley Dickinson. Nearly. Yep. That was the 16 that beat Purdue. in son gotcha.

23:38

I get it. I like Oral Roberts. Oral Roberts is crazy.

23:44

Do they have Colgate? Colgate's in it. They lost this morning.

23:48

They have never won a tournament game before.

23:50

They're in it every year. Hunter, are you going to like Nebraska?

23:54

They have this Japanese Steph Curry. Did you see the video they posted of him?

24:00

Where he just yucked the ball behind his head and cashed it?

24:03

He's like a Japanese Steph Curry. Is he a freshman? I have no idea.

24:06

I want to see an unfortunate hairline right now.

24:09

I'm sure you'll find one. That was a big miss. Make it. Still a two-point game.

24:12

Make that shot. I am so happy. That's Da Silva.

24:15

Oh. Da Silva. Did you guys see Black Dick?

24:19

Black Dick. Yes, Grady Dick and Black.

24:24

Is it Terrence? I don't know. I don't watch basketball, but I saw Black Dick. Orlando Magic.

24:31

It's so funny. Isn't that a Disney-owned company? White Dick James Harden Harden

24:37

Dick Dick Harden Kevin Kevin Love Love Dick,

24:42

That's good He's like memes And Tentacumbo Dick,

24:47

They're saying like What Grady Dick Who Grady Dick should like Swap jerseys

24:51

Oh Everyone I think he should join There's a guy His last name is Dick So he

24:55

should He should join the NFL Cause that opens up A whole new world We would

24:59

have Dick Dicks That's not Ha ha Clinton Dicks Clinton Dicks Dicks Yeah Clinton Dix Dix. Whoa.

25:05

Ha ha Clinton Dix Dix. Dix Smallwood? Dix. Oh, yes. I like that one.

25:10

Dick Hurts? Dick Hurts is good. What about Boobie Dixon?

25:14

Dixon Dixon again. Boobie Dixon Dixon. Boobie Dixon's name is already fun. I don't know. Higgins Dick just sounds good.

25:22

Dick Higgins. Dick Higgins. Dick Higgins is a relief pitcher on the Orioles in 1978. Absolutely.

25:30

Dick Higgins comes in the panchayat. You also get White Dick,

25:33

Zemir White. You got Chase Dick. Chase Dick, yeah. Chase Dick. The Dick Chase. Dick Chase.

25:39

Dick Hill. Dick Hill. I like that. So 300 episodes. 300.

25:45

What a ride, huh? Tell us your thoughts. How are you feeling?

25:48

You ride on breath. I want to hear your thoughts. Dick ride.

25:51

What is Riley's thought? Why does the world not know who Tony Hawk is yet?

25:55

That's not thought. Wait, what? Tony Hawk. Yeah. Sorry.

25:57

Why is Tony Hawk never? That's what I imagined, Brian. What do you mean?

26:00

That man dropped in two big half pipe with a glass of milk.

26:03

Two big half pipe. Then drank some milk. Milk dig. Big milk, man. Milk dig.

26:07

It's really bothering me how I have a controller laying like that.

26:11

Sorry, I was checking my bracket to see where Auburn was.

26:14

Are you guys paper bracket guys? It's a sin. No, I'm not. I'm a paper bracket guy. Every tournament.

26:20

Have you made fun of my wife for having a paper shopping list? That's crazy.

26:24

I do paper shopping. Wait, did you? Exactly. Have you made fun of me for using

26:26

a paper bracket? That's way more practical. The only way a paper shopping list

26:29

is good anymore is if it's one of those that's on your fridge and you fill it

26:33

out as you go and that you have. I don't use it. Ours has had the same stuff on it for years.

26:37

It has one item, and I look at it every time I go to the fridge.

26:40

It probably might be sour cream. Can't forget sour cream. This man permanently needs sour cream.

26:48

I can feel how slighted Nick feels by that sour cream.

26:54

Shower cap. No, I've had it like 15 years now.

26:58

Every March Madness, I do my two brackets, one with North Carolina and then

27:02

just another one. and I always have used to be a crayon,

27:07

I always have my red and green marker pen or crayon.

27:11

Yeah. The brainiacs. That hurts, right? That hurts. Don't you have Auburn winning

27:16

next? I have Auburn. We can get Dick Wolf.

27:20

Dick Wolf. Dick Wolf is the writer of. Someone on Yale. The writer of.

27:24

Oh, yeah. Of Law and Order. Yeah. It's already Dick Wolf. I thought you were talking about who's like the last

27:30

name Wolf. Now, Wolf Dick. That guy. Number one.

27:33

Wolf Dick is good. Nat Wolf, too. too. Nat Wolfe from the Naked Brothers band.

27:37

You know those guys are like serious actors now? One of them is.

27:40

No, but they both are. One of them's in Jumanji.

27:43

They both pop up all the time. And Patriot's Day.

27:46

The drummer literally is Joe

27:50

Carlsson. Not Nat, Alec Wolfe. He plays the Boston Bomber. Yeah, he does.

27:56

From Nickelodeon to Boston Bomber. He was in something recently that I watched.

28:01

He's in the Jumanji movies. Every time I see him, I'm just like I'm like oh Jumanji

28:06

Jumanji What is that You're saying Jumanji Just look up

28:09

Wolf brother I did I think it's two F's

28:12

I think they all say it differently In the stupid movie Do you

28:14

know One's in Hereditary Oppenheimer Alex Wolf was

28:17

in Oppenheimer What He was Yeah He's the In the beginning He's one of like the

28:22

students In like the first 30 minutes A little Austrian boy Yeah he's in Jumanji

28:27

He's in Hereditary Yeah he's in Hereditary Oh wow really Let me see that What

28:31

is he in Hereditary Also a student I don't know And then Nat Wolf.

28:35

Nat Wolf is very ugly these days. The Fault in Our Stars, The Intern.

28:39

He's in this new... The John Green book? Yeah.

28:43

I've seen zero of Nat Wolf's movies, apparently.

28:46

Nathaniel Marvin. That's his real name? Yeah.

28:49

You haven't seen Paper Towns, Riley? No. You haven't seen The Fault in Your

28:53

Stars? I haven't. I should. Add to the wheel. These are things that I would expect Riley to watch.

28:58

I'm working on it. He became a movie guy last year. Yeah, but... Give me a break.

29:02

Oh, Alex Wolfe is in A Good Person, which that's the Zach Braff movie I've been

29:08

big on telling people to watch. What is it? A Good Person. It has pubes.

29:13

Pubes. Florence Pugh pubes. Oh, yes. I've heard that's good, too.

29:17

Morgan Freeman. Great movie. He plays a heroin addict who tries to get Florence Pugh to do some more H.

29:23

Whoa. Big H. Patriot State. He's in My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 as the love interest

29:28

because he looks very Greek.

29:30

Okay. That's true. He's in The Sitter starring Jonah Hill That's an old movie

29:35

You know what I've also been thinking of A lot lately What would your stage name be.

29:41

Del Shrimps Unless it's taken A stage name has to be like Like meta world peace

29:50

Oh god That's a stage name Chad Ochocinco Drew,

29:56

Drew the period Drew York Drew period Drew last name period In Oppenheimer Starring

30:04

Drew period Can it be A capital D In Oppenheimer.

30:08

No. What are you? A teenager's signature in 2003?

30:12

I wanted to. Remember when signatures on your texting was a thing?

30:16

Yeah. I just want to get out. I would be Alakine. Why?

30:19

It's a nice name. Why? It's a good stage name. No, no, but there's got to be

30:22

a reason. There's not. No, it's just an easy reason. Because he's a lover boy. Good for acting.

30:26

That's pain. Is there a reason Bruno Mars goes by Bruno Mars?

30:30

Yeah, dumbass. You hear Bruno Mars? Oh, he has a Bruno Mars?

30:33

He has $50 million in debt with MGM. That can't be. It has to be inflated. It can't be true. That's the number though,

30:38

right? No, that's when they start murdering.

30:41

No, that's when they start murdering you. No, because he... They start breaking legs at like 12.

30:47

Correct. So there's no way.

30:50

I imagine they're just... Let's call in our expert. I think he's getting like

30:55

a $90 million deal. Are you calling him for free?

30:59

We're calling in our expert on casinos.

31:02

Oh, I got you. Who our expert is, Will?

31:05

Oh, yes. Our eyes on the inside. Wasn't he supposed to come? mr big

31:08

daddy d he said he wanted to but he

31:11

didn't he's got he's got things you know i'm gonna i don't trust him when mgm

31:15

literally denied it yeah oh there you go i don't trust what he's gonna say when

31:19

i hey hey thank god you're on plunge 300 bruno mars this bruno mars situation

31:26

can't be a correct number right. It's more dude they own his they own his life essentially there's been going

31:35

on for about a decade is this like the the Elvis thing like they just own him now in Vegas,

31:40

uh yeah essentially MGM owns him don't they start like breaking legs or is he

31:45

too profitable for them to do that no breaking legs,

31:48

they're kind of over what they'll do now is they'll be like hey Bruno we want

31:52

you to play a concert or sorry we don't want you you're playing a concert this

31:55

weekend at this venue we're taking all your money by the way so essentially he's a,

31:59

indentured slave so it's 50 million considered

32:03

low for for debt

32:06

yeah well no i mean it depends on who

32:08

you are but no no i mean like on the estimation so does he have an out like

32:12

he in theory he does have an amount he can pay off but they're going to keep

32:15

lending him so they can keep owning him then right essentially yeah i mean they're

32:19

gonna this is how it's going to go down so let's say rally you uh okay right

32:23

so you're gonna come to you with two pulls we're gonna say He's a short man

32:26

that likes that bullshit. You can pay the $50,000 in 60 days, which we both know he doesn't have.

32:32

Or, you know what? You only do a solid because I like you. You could just do

32:36

free concerts for the rest of your life. And we'll give you a million a week stipend. Whenever I call you,

32:45

you need to do that concert. And if you don't do that, you're breaching the contract.

32:48

And it just kind of goes like that. Do they kill him? No.

32:52

No, they don't. Right. Do you know what this tells me? It tells me we might

32:55

get a second Silk Sonic album Because that boy needs money Wow Anderson.

33:04

Have fun Thank you for your input Hi Dave It's Drew Drew York.

33:15

Dave I wish you good luck Hey buddy,

33:19

Do you think he's going to make a hit sequel to Versace on the Floor called FUBU on the Floor?

33:24

FUBU on the Floor? Do you know what FUBU is? No. That's the footwear brand.

33:28

Isn't it Shaq's? No, isn't that the guy from Shark Tank's clothing brand?

33:32

No, it's the four of us by us. Huh? You're right. It's Damon John. It's Damon John. It's sold in Walmart and

33:38

stuff. Yeah. He loves Walmart. Shaq sells the Shaq diesels. Yes. We've got FUBU on the floor.

33:45

That sounds like a heater. Bruno does. Apparently, his residency show is incredible. I'm sure it is.

33:50

I'm sure it's great. It's phenomenal. Here's some boogaloo show, though. Do a show.

33:53

Yeah, they're probably giving, they're like, here's a million chips.

33:57

Here's a grand in Coke. A grand.

34:01

It's not bad, but it also kind of sucks. It's kind of sick. Your whole life

34:05

is like... The things that you love. Gambling and performing.

34:09

Cocaine. That could be your whole life forever, though. He probably likes it.

34:13

He probably has a new five women. yeah every night

34:16

yeah vegas is just a different plan i'm sure everything is

34:19

also almost paid for really yeah like yeah everything yeah

34:23

he just well for the residency people so a normal residency yes but then it

34:27

gets into this weird waters yeah yeah when you owe a life to a company mgm also

34:33

calls it a mutual partnership ah

34:36

sure for contractual review for the media yeah it's a It's a weird road,

34:41

though, because those residencies, those people do get paid. Katy Perry gets paid.

34:46

Adele gets paid. They said after everything, he probably makes about one and a half mil.

34:52

Because I think his contract is like 90 mil a year. Yeah. At NMG.

34:56

That money is going towards. Right back into the casino.

35:00

That's crazy. They're like, hey, do you want to perform for free?

35:04

And he said, yes, I very much would like to do that. I don't think he has a choice. I think he's just like. Not anymore.

35:09

At the beginning, he was probably like, yeah, sounds great. How long is this

35:12

contract word? Did it say? I don't think it did. It's probably. No, it didn't have a year.

35:16

It's probably like a four to five. They're probably pretty big ones.

35:19

Yeah. because it's a whole it's not like a

35:22

normal concert it's a whole production I don't

35:25

think it would just be like a house of blues yeah so how does

35:27

that work so he performs like every week every night every day not every day

35:32

but like every both weekends multiple shows and probably probably like Thursday

35:36

through Sunday at what point are you like ah it's fucking Bruno Mars again I'm

35:42

sure people are always filtering it's Vegas people filter in constant I saw

35:46

him he's talented very good, yeah The people in Vegas who live in Vegas aren't going to shows.

35:52

It's the people traveling to Vegas. Yeah, you're right.

35:55

Very true. It's just another thing to do in Vegas.

35:59

I want to go to Vegas so bad. It's so fun. I really want to go.

36:02

Dude, the sphere looks more real than real life. I want to go to the sphere so bad. I swear.

36:06

People are mad at you. People are mad at you too. I don't give a fuck that it's you too. I would go.

36:10

That would be so awesome. You don't want to go sit down with us and watch football?

36:16

Slots fun. Just have them sit there for a few hours. I just don't,

36:19

it's not. Stu, have I showed you the, what the fuck is it?

36:22

Dude, I bet they have the craziest barcade of all time. You don't have to drink.

36:26

Have I showed you the Circa? Wait, what doesn't, the Circa gaming area?

36:30

I don't think Vegas would be fun. Gamble and drink. I don't drink or gamble. I get that.

36:35

No, I understand that. I don't know. Just sit by the pool. No,

36:37

but Corey doesn't really either. Corey hates gambling. So like he'll put, Corey's the type of person to put like

36:43

$10 on black, win, and then go, cool, I'm good.

36:48

I don't gamble for reasons You'll see I put like $25 in DraftKings One night

36:55

A year ago Yeah you go off with the money You get $300 and then you put like

37:01

$100 On two pick parlays for first buckets Why are you doing that?

37:05

That's exactly my experience To be fair Brian I did tell you to stop doing Very

37:12

over the top parlays But see I didn't care Because I like Stu I was like, I'm going to put $100 in.

37:18

If I lose it, it's gone. If I gain, this is going to be fun.

37:22

Two different games, I picked the first. Who's going to score the first bucket? That's the worst bet.

37:29

But if it does, I'm a millionaire. But the thing is, a 10% chance.

37:36

No, it's way less. It's a point, a point, point, zero, zero. All right, all right.

37:40

Technically, you're right. Thank you. Okay. Times two, you're now at 100. One at 100. First.

37:46

Yes. If you're doing a parlay of two, you're now to 1%. Wait,

37:51

a parlay of two first buckets? Yeah, of two different games. Why are you doing that? I thought you meant just

37:55

two. So, Stu's a high chaser when gambling.

37:57

Yo, because you put a dollar, and it just, like, says 200 bucks.

38:01

You're like, ooh. Yeah, right? Your unit is, like, 250. So Stewie's brain goes, bump it up a hundredfold.

38:08

Dude, and then it's dumb. And then it's just dumb. It just gets from, oh, I'll put $1.

38:12

It's so funny because I'll go into those modes and drain my account.

38:16

Yeah. And then I'll go be like, okay, time to be conservative.

38:19

I'm just making bets I like. Not even $10, $15, but I'll do my normal unit, but I'll just be like,

38:24

okay, just ones I like and just straight ups.

38:27

And then I'll get my account back up and I'll be like, oh, now I have money

38:30

to get. I'm going to get a big. I see no fun in just doing a straight up. It gives you interest.

38:34

I don't know, Riley. I agree. I did not get any enjoyment. I have interest in the sport already.

38:38

That's fair. Are you kidding me? You don't like free money?

38:41

Riley sees a minus 110 for Jalen Hurts over 222 yards.

38:49

I'll make easy money on that. It gives you something to root for, though.

38:52

I'm already rooting for a game if I'm watching. To me, the payoff is not enough, though.

38:58

Put down $10 to get $14. Oh, I'm never making those bets. But you know what

39:03

I mean. Like, that's how... That's kind of where I'm with Stu on that, though. But it gives you a team to root for.

39:08

I'm already rooting for something. But what if you're not? You just want them to have fun.

39:13

You're watching the Giants versus the fucking Broncos. I'm not watching the

39:17

Giants. Oh, shit, guys, we've been missing.

39:20

Oh, Japanese. Yeah, we've been missing Japanese Steph Curry.

39:24

I mean, I'll do that, but I just like watching football.

39:26

But regardless, I'll make a nice bet. It's Steph Curry.

39:30

No, Curry. Oh, Curry, yeah. It's Steph Curry. No, but you guys know,

39:33

though, at DraftKings that you can see how much money you've bet and how much money you've won.

39:38

Yes. And I'm scared to look at mine because I don't win a lot of bets.

39:42

I don't either. I'm not going to look at that. Yeah, because your amount placed

39:44

all time. Yeah, you don't want to see that.

39:47

Figure even if you're a 40% person.

39:50

Dude. You're just going. What do you mean 40%? Like you're winning like 40% of your bets. I wish.

39:56

So you don't notice at the amount you've put in.

40:00

Like every Super Bowl. Yeah, I'm for sure. you can

40:02

check it actually i might not going to i checked it a

40:05

few years ago should i there he is no i have a buddy that's in a 20k pension

40:10

i think i'm at least that all right yeah you're gonna really i think i'm at

40:13

least that what 20k no i can't release the numbers release it the numbies hunter

40:19

how what do you feel about 300 what about you will what do you guys think about 300,

40:24

uh plunger well i'm probably one of the only other people who is known other

40:29

than you i feel like we've done we did a bunch of solo episodes banked up and

40:33

we're like yeah we got 300 coming up so i kind of forgot about that before the crew,

40:38

it was well we haven't had a big cast on the show in quite a while i remember

40:43

that one we did late at night one time at your old place it was awesome yeah

40:48

200 was it 200 was that b street was it 200 no it was probably 200 yeah that

40:53

was a good one that was really fun yo, Is that when we called Alan and we prank called Artie and about with Brian?

40:59

Yeah. That was an independent episode.

41:02

That was just two people on the podcast. Okay. All time? That was on 200. I'm up.

41:09

I'm up. You had a couple of monster cash outs. Remember that?

41:13

I'm up. You went in a recent tear.

41:16

How is he up when he put so much money in? I put $100 on Lamar Jackson.

41:21

Yeah, but. Plus $1,600. Well, how many did you put on Justin Fields at?

41:25

Whatever that was at. Lamar paid that off and some.

41:30

It was a net game. I will say, the first four weeks of the season,

41:36

I saw the odds for Justin Fields.

41:39

I had 27 units on Justin Fields MVP. Disgusting.

41:44

No, last year. Yeah, right now. Oh, now. Double down again. I should.

41:49

I should. It's probably like plus $100,000 probably. I put a dollar on it.

41:54

Don't do it. I might put a regular unit.

41:57

I feel like I have to. Yo, I could say do a dollar. It's probably a dollar or

42:02

a hundred thousand. Yeah, Daisy. That's a stupid. Do a dollar.

42:04

I'm up. It's like Kenny Stock. I'm up.

42:08

Wait, actually, hold on. If you put a dollar on all of the top candidates,

42:12

one of them is going to hit. What's wrong with that? Of what?

42:16

MVP? For MVP. I did that last year. Damn. Literally, one of them is going to

42:20

hit, and it's going to pay off a million fold for all the money you put in.

42:24

I put five on a bunch of the guys who had good teams. What's also the timeline of this?

42:31

Season-wise. That's all time. Since DraftKings came out. When did you make your-

42:34

2020 was when it was legal in Miami. Yeah. Which was great for COVID.

42:39

It was. I remember that. That's when I got mine. Yeah, but you also don't have

42:43

a ton of outstanding debt. So I guess you have generally more in- Well, no.

42:48

You can see how much you've put in and taken out, too. No, no,

42:51

no. I'm saying that over what? Four years. for three and a half four years yeah four years yeah,

42:56

That's not bad. It's not too bad. And being up too, I mean. It's mostly with house money.

43:02

That's mostly in and out of house money. That's true. That's how they keep you

43:05

in too. It's the freaking house money. You deposit a hundred, you get up like.

43:10

Will's face. The percentage bonuses you get. The boost. Yeah, the boost.

43:16

Sick bitch. They tell you how much boosts you have too. I love a good boost.

43:20

It did feel nice the day after Lamar won MVP that all of my slips of shame disappeared.

43:28

Because those were haunting me. It just don't matter.

43:31

They're all in my open and they're haunting.

43:35

At some point, they should just remove me. This ain't going to happen.

43:37

There was one day where I put so many units on too and I was like,

43:40

what was I doing that day? What was I doing? It's been the post-draft high. Yeah. Dude, I hear you.

43:46

Sometimes I go back at my losses and I'm just like, why did I bet this and what was I thinking?

43:51

I was like, why did I put a bunch of money on Padres to defeat the Blue Jays in the World Series.

43:57

What was I thinking then? Or like you put a bunch of money on like you do like

44:01

a five leg parlay and four of them hit but the stupid one that you pick to go

44:05

with it doesn't and you're looking at yourself like you're stupid.

44:08

I feel like when I do that I'm most confident it doesn't win. Oh yeah.

44:14

Dude I almost hit one the other night for UFC. I had a ten leg parlay I got

44:17

eight out of ten. That's not bad. How much you down?

44:21

$610. All time? I don't know. That's not too bad. We'll you deposit like 50 bucks.

44:25

It is very funny that with all of that money, I'm up $100.

44:32

That's crazy. Mine's nowhere near as close. That's not bad. No.

44:37

You were doing baby bets for years too. Yeah. You know what's also crazy?

44:42

That would have been way lower. 25 is a lot.

44:45

Will met $2 on deal. Nice. Straight up. He won $21.

44:50

Forgot I did that. It was $2 for $21? I think my first bet ever was like a Milwaukee

44:54

Bucks money line. And like $10 on it. I was like, yeah. It's pretty good.

44:58

Marcus Smart first buckets. The Super Bowl saves me every year.

45:01

Marcus Smart first buckets and Marcus Smart over six assists.

45:05

They're on right now. Yeah. But they're playing the Pistons,

45:08

so it does not matter. Should be a way. I got asked to go to this game and I went, I'm good.

45:13

My boss was like, you want to buy these tickets? And I went, no. no

45:16

i don't thank you though thank you for the offer please keep me in

45:19

mind for future yes good games brian

45:23

300 how's it feel you're now part of the cast

45:26

how's it in your first it's been about what six months since you've been around

45:30

now in new hampshire yeah like next week is a year is it yeah that's right oh

45:36

yeah we did a whole summer of disc golf yeah it came in the last last week of

45:40

march how does it feel to your first year it's good it already feels like normal again.

45:46

I'm just back where I'm supposed to be.

45:48

Did it ever feel weird at first? I mean, coming back, it was a lot of nostalgia.

45:53

A lot of like, this is different. I went to Southwell. I don't know what the hell happened here.

45:58

When I'm driving Joe home, I don't go to my old side of town anymore.

46:02

It just felt weird to be on those streets. But at the same time, there's so much that still just hasn't changed.

46:08

You ever think about from the other perspective?

46:11

You came back and everyone's like, Ryan's back. back what

46:14

and then you just got like you're just back into the oh

46:17

like how nonchalant it was everyone it was like

46:20

obviously glad you're back but it was just like yeah brian's

46:23

back hi brian i would prefer it that way i would prefer

46:26

it no other way like seamless transition i don't

46:28

like the pomp and circumstance man scares me yeah scares the pomp scares you

46:33

stew do you think stew would re-assimilate the same way brian did no stew hasn't

46:39

assimilated drew hasn't assimilated Sorry You were the one who looked up something

46:45

on dictionary.com How is your rebrand going?

46:47

I don't have a rebrand Yeah you do Hey his social relations manager Scooter is not here to Scooter.

46:58

It's forced Forced rebranding Does Drew want bitches?

47:03

Forced rebrand Drew gets bitches

47:06

Drew gets bitches did you see him

47:09

with a period wedding dripping dripping dripping

47:12

dripped the fuck out kyle was dripped out of my wedding who's gonna be dripped

47:18

out of the next wedding will you're the next wedding i put myself up in that

47:20

you're gonna go hopefully i have an eye in suits actually i made a mistake and

47:24

i went dripped out to a non-bro league wedding which not a mistake not a mistake

47:27

at all was not a mistake i had it all.

47:33

I was also Willie Wrinkles that day, though. I was so Willie Wrinkles.

47:36

The issue with my Willie Wrinkles was it was a black shirt, so you could not tell.

47:39

Smart. Well, I was going to fix the wrinkles, but- Yeah, but you didn't.

47:42

I was going to fix the wrinkles. You know who fucking dripped out?

47:45

Bobby Light. Bobby Light, dude. Did you? You know Adam Simmons? The Simmons and Moore podcast?

47:52

I know you talk about him. I don't know him. His little brother,

47:56

Bobby Light, Bobby Simmons, Robert Simmons. Robert Simmons Jr.

48:00

Okay. okay dripped out nice he

48:04

had like the did he he just had like braids right

48:07

he had two braids yep oh man he had real real

48:10

versace on oh aside from my fake versace chain

48:13

for versace that's what you had i didn't even know what i did i bought a belt

48:17

with a tiger on it and then i ripped the belt i took apart the belt and then

48:21

took off the medallion and then went to my workshop and like smoothed it out

48:25

and then put my connected it with my chain so i had a giant tiger medallion,

48:30

Isn't that a lion for some of you? You also had the cobra ring. I had the cobra ring.

48:34

I had the three blind mice glasses.

48:36

Two weeks before this wedding, and he sends me a picture. Ryan's?

48:40

No, no, of Riley's wedding. He sends me a picture. My wedding?

48:43

He sent me the picture of the shades. He goes, I'm coming in like Drew or some

48:47

shit like that. And I go, nice. Dude, I got to get sick shades for the summer. Prescription.

48:52

I've started wearing sick shades to every wedding. I think it's a nice move.

48:55

I went to my cousin's wedding in Portland. I need another pair. I had a nice flowery outfit going on.

48:59

I got some nice rose tint shades.

49:03

Shades is just a nice accessory to add to a fit. I can't do that easily.

49:07

Well, this is for Will and Skylar. I'm still growing my hair out.

49:11

Is that going to be a problem? Why would it be? I'm officiating your wedding, so I just want to make sure.

49:16

I don't even know how that would be an issue. Okay.

49:19

Are you worried about having a bullet or something? Yes.

49:23

Yes, I will. Dude, I want you to understand. Okay, yeah.

49:27

Riley, I want you to understand the bar. you're gonna set literally just

49:31

about to say dude the bar you're gonna set you won't even be near

49:34

it's a backyard wedding it's it's gonna be fun all

49:37

right all right you know you don't have to worry about breaking any rules i'll

49:40

probably clean up the mullet so it's like an aggressive only back party mullet

49:43

going on too so i have wanted to do a mullet for so long do i just send it yeah

49:48

i'm doing it you guys should grow my hair all do mullets what you got yeah to

49:51

do what you got to do to keep it work professionals just grow your hair out,

49:55

in general and kind of hide that it's a mullet for a little

49:58

exactly right now i'm almost yeah right now i'm in

50:01

i'm in hidden mullet right yeah that's nice yeah that's a that's a knife i have

50:06

a hidden mullet my long hair days are over you should try you should try what

50:10

did you chop your hair huh was it long throughout high school my my hair is

50:15

low-key super long right now oh man.

50:21

Lauren loves it because i'll put my hair down just look at her go my name's

50:25

damian I hate corporations can you flick it yet oh yeah put it over one eye

50:34

it's not a phase mom one direction,

50:37

whoa whoa whoa yeah hold on you say Kendall from one direction oh what's the big time rush sorry,

50:47

yeah all you're missing is like the red streak that's

50:51

all you need get a blue one blue highlight light oh

50:54

geez you should put a feather in it a flower

50:57

mom go to the store we need some more monster have

51:02

you guys seen the uh the emo dudes like canton ohio

51:05

sucks there's no emo or goth bitches in canton ohio we should transport them

51:14

we should transport some emo bitches to canton transporting emo bitches you

51:20

know how like all the west sends their homeless to like to LA,

51:24

we should send the homeless. Or the goth. Can we import some goth bitches up here? Because we don't have any either. Yeah.

51:33

Where are all the goth bitches? How down bad is Hunter right now? Pretty down bad.

51:37

I feel like New York has some goth bitches. Hey, fuck New York.

51:41

New York sucks. Just go to a Creed concert.

51:45

You might find a couple there, right? Is that not goth? I think Three Days Grace

51:49

is more your speed. Is that Christian Rock? I think Three Days Grace is more the goth speed. Guys, I do have an important

51:54

update, though. I hate coke.

52:00

That, too. I would have loved that.

52:05

Wait wait i have a request before your big announcement yeah can you just do the episode,

52:11

does dame have a last name and oh can i have a goth alter ego that's like and

52:17

joining me as always my not so lovely husband damien we're not gay though we're

52:24

like we don't identify as anything i think it's episode of south park we don't even love,

52:32

We're just together The goth kids in South Park This is my life partner But

52:37

I don't believe in partners, Because I'm a lone wolf,

52:44

Your sweatshirt's a little too bright to be goth It's the color of blood.

52:52

Dirk Yo this dude on the TV in the bottom right Has the biggest schnoz I've

52:56

ever seen That's Bob Huggins No.

52:59

Yeah, is that the coach that said they're not going to lose anymore? It's Bruce Pearl, yeah. He's like, yeah, we're not going to lose anymore.

53:04

That's Alabama's coach, right? That's Auburn. That's Auburn. Sports are an enigma.

53:10

They're still fascist. I don't like that every time I've looked at you,

53:14

your hair has been over the opposite. Yeah. I look away.

53:17

He changes. That's what makes him mysterious.

53:21

Make it in a big point, but have it between your eyes.

53:26

We should film a music video my name's Aang.

53:32

I'd say my name's Aang but I don't bend earth I bend pussy,

53:38

the water tribe thanks Will hey yo the guitar could have made Aang throb at a moment's notice,

53:46

dude and then hey guitar kid no no you're still there he was like I'm still

53:50

watching the live action series give me a break Aang can go Aang can go in raw

53:54

and then Katara can take it out. Katara. Hey, Katara teased him for three seasons. What about Toph?

53:59

She's pretty goth. Secret puddle. Toph is blind.

54:03

Blindness is like so metal. Okay, I'm over Damien. Put him back in the cemetery. Put him away.

54:11

Damien's not over you. My niece likes me now.

54:17

That's my opt-in. Is that Latin? I don't know where to go from here.

54:22

Make your announcement. Yeah, put him away. What is it now? Yeah, put him away. You requested.

54:27

That is true. I did. I didn't know what I was going to get to.

54:31

Hey, welcome back. Hey, how are you? Hey, Riley. Guys, great news.

54:34

My niece loves me now. Oh, that's great. That's great.

54:36

What'd you do? What's different? Just hung out with her for a weekend.

54:39

Yeah, we went to Disney World. Land, sorry. Disney Land.

54:43

My dad made the fatal mistake. Disney Land. My dad did the worst thing you can do. Did he forget socks?

54:47

No, he bought my niece and nephew a fucking bubble machine.

54:51

That's nuts. At Didney. What's wrong with that? They just don't stop.

54:56

They use it. Yeah. Non-stop. All the time. And right on Bubbles, they want more.

55:00

He bought it on Friday, Stu. You can see the problem. We didn't leave till Monday.

55:05

Riley's still sleeping Bubbles. Did it play music?

55:12

It just sang fucking under the sea

55:15

while she blew bubbles non-stop it was

55:18

a little also my dad my dad my

55:21

dad pronounces ariel really weird he'd be like yeah i have the ariel what do

55:32

you think is worse name 40s another

55:35

character that isn't ursula ariel or sebastian Flounder. Sebastian.

55:39

Dude. Flounder. Prince. Eric.

55:42

King Trident? King Trident. Wow, that's good. I was trying to think of the prince's

55:46

name. What's the seagull's name? Quack!

55:49

I named... You heard all the people I know. I know Flounder.

55:52

That's the... Flounder's good. I probably could have got that one. Knight? Not Nigel.

55:58

Disney movies shut the fuck up put them away i'm damien the eel damien can't

56:08

stay i couldn't hold back my laughter i was trying hunter looked away and as he looked away i went.

56:16

But then i was fucking dying laughing nick's asking

56:19

me flounder what's the seagull's name Disney

56:23

movies suck There's too

56:27

much color I did start watching the Matrix movies That boy had it on Keanu Keanu

56:34

had that shit on The Matrix 2 That suit That fucking full body trench coat All black Bad movie,

56:45

No they're good movies Have you watched them At all modern or not remotely. I can't remember.

56:55

The Matrix 1 holds up well. Most of the way through 2, the story's ass.

57:03

The fight scenes don't hold up, but they are entertaining.

57:07

They're like 20 minute long him versus like 700 people fight scenes.

57:12

What's the dude in the suits name? Which one?

57:14

Agent Smith. That boy also had it on. Everyone in those movies has it on.

57:21

Just the name Morpheus. Wait, Morpheus is nice. Trinity is nice.

57:24

Lawrence Fishburne? Yes. Yes. Okay. Got the right black guy. He wasn't racist.

57:30

Who else were you going to say? No one. Oh, nice.

57:33

Oh, I forgot his first name. Michael Clark Young. The classic is like,

57:37

if it's not Lawrence Fishburne, it's Samuel L. Jackson.

57:40

Samuel L. Jackson got mistaken for him in an interview. Samuel L.

57:43

Jackson's in everything. I feel like it's either him or Lawrence Fishburne. Yeah, but interviewers fuck

57:48

that up all the time, apparently. Really? I was like, I don't want to be one of those. That's Laurence Fishburne.

57:56

Riley's doing a search of something. He's calling out... He's got to get some more people involved.

58:01

Jack the Bag Haggler. It's episode 300. It's time to celebrate.

58:04

We got to come to the next live stream. Stu, will you come to the next live stream? Brutal. Stu, will you two up on my bike with me? What?

58:12

Will you sit in the back of the bike? Yeah. I wanted me and Dave to do that

58:16

in New York and just find Dave with a bike.

58:19

No, not a... He's talking a motorcycle. Wait, are you serious?

58:22

Oh, fuck that thing. Wait, Hunter, you actually bought a bike? Oh, I'm not doing that. What'd you get? You know Corey has a tandem bike? Really? No.

58:30

It's like the Ninja, but it's naked. It's a naked bike.

58:35

Hunter, motorcycles scare me. I'll never be on one. I think that's fair.

58:39

I got my license and then I was like, I don't want one. Dude, in LA, it's the worst.

58:45

It's bumper to bumper traffic and they go like 70 through the lanes.

58:49

I can imagine. It's terrifying. I'm more than aware of that, but they drive super fucking wrecked

58:55

and it's extra annoying there because like you're in two and a half hours

58:58

of traffic to go like six seven miles but just

59:01

think about it there's definitely some like 19 year old who's listening to careless

59:05

careless whisper just like if i die i die i did listen that's the trade-off

59:10

you get in la you want to go things fast you kind of just have to you accept

59:14

you're writing it that you accept you might die i think that's a fair trade

59:18

though yeah i think I think that's a good even trade.

59:20

If I was there... You can get anywhere in 40 minutes, but you might die. Fair trade.

59:26

A motorcycle is on just a jet ski, on the back of a jet ski.

59:29

That's the closest you... I fucking hate that thing. You won't even go on the

59:32

jet ski? No, I will go on the back of a jet ski, but I hate it. Why?

59:35

What if you get to drive it? Driving's different. Will you drive a jet ski?

59:39

Do you have your boating license? Will you drive a jet ski? If I had a boating

59:41

license. Do it. It takes four hours. I don't have a boating license.

59:44

Dude, it takes 400 hours. No, it doesn't. It's four. It takes four.

59:48

Yeah. With Spongebob Spongebob I would never use it No but it's a lifetime expiration,

59:57

Couldn't all Naz blue waters Is it Naz blue or Naz blah Naz blah Coast guard

1:00:03

waters Naz blah approved Will do you have a movie in mind A movie Are you familiar

1:00:09

with the new Will's movie. I got a movie for you,

1:00:17

it's a fun segment it is fun yeah for the first five we'll give Stu the first

1:00:23

five guesses so yeah Will came when did you get your concussion?

1:00:27

What did you get a concussion from? Oh jeez Skyler remember?

1:00:32

Yeah and I flipped over the bed and whacked my head yeah so he

1:00:35

had a bad concussion but he came to podcast so we just

1:00:38

had him describe movies dude this was like a year

1:00:41

and a half ago this was last no like three years ago it

1:00:44

was after covid no it was not three years ago covid it

1:00:47

was like 2021 maybe a year ago no it was

1:00:49

like end of 2022 than that okay it was probably it

1:00:52

was my first winter back which was the end of 2022 yeah okay

1:00:55

no you're probably right then yeah dude i remember i came here though because

1:00:58

i was like committed to it and i was like i'll just i'll just go do the podcast

1:01:01

whatever forget you told us i'm not smoking weed because i think i have a concussion

1:01:06

and i was like i have not seen that really no you're gonna love that i need

1:01:10

to watch I watch more movies. I really do. It's so good.

1:01:13

I do have one in mind, though. I think I know what it is, then.

1:01:16

Huh? He's going to vaguely describe a movie via the plot. Tell all of us,

1:01:21

but yes. Did you see the movie, Stu? Did you see what Riley showed him? No, but I don't know the movie.

1:01:26

That's fine. That's part of it. Should we think of one? Oh, you want me to guess what the movie's about? Yeah, sure.

1:01:31

Here, give Stu the mic. You too, Stu. Oh, man. I don't know if I can do that.

1:01:34

I think I'm pretty decent at this. I know the ins and outs of Carter Brain.

1:01:38

Yeah. I don't think you understand. No, I think he's primed for this,

1:01:42

actually. Yeah, I think he will do well. Yeah. Okay.

1:01:45

I have two, actually, in mind after this. All right. I'll try to do Riley's first.

1:01:51

I'm the Stu guest counter. I gotcha. All right, here we go. Have you seen this movie? No.

1:01:56

Normally, I've seen them, or I remember them from a while ago,

1:01:59

and I do my best. He's using trailers and cover art. Yes.

1:02:04

Okay, so... This is an AI-generated... Riley, I'll be honest with you,

1:02:06

man. My name is Will. All right, so...

1:02:09

This movie it's a really great movie that starts

1:02:12

out i haven't seen it's great and i'm i'm assuming

1:02:15

you know it's it's one of those movies that really touches

1:02:18

the heart and in this

1:02:21

movie it probably teaches you a lesson stop

1:02:24

saying probably you know this man is this man is saying every

1:02:28

movie it's gonna teach you something about life welcome

1:02:30

to this segment and i told you

1:02:33

i don't think he he was primed for it and so

1:02:37

i i bet this takes place in a very

1:02:40

nice i bet you've seen

1:02:43

the movie i think i know no no no

1:02:46

will you've seen the movie i've seen the movie yeah i've seen the

1:02:48

movie like 17 there you go and and

1:02:52

in this movie you have a you know a plot just like any other the movie has and

1:02:59

stalling this is this is quite the plot that involves a this is like i'm writing

1:03:06

a book report you need like a certain amount of words but what's the plot about the plot.

1:03:11

It's about a it's about a family and not any any type of family a family that

1:03:18

lives in a place where you can do really fun things if you practice do has the

1:03:25

blankest look on his face yeah because Because he's given zero details. What's the plot about?

1:03:29

What's the plot about? Do you know? Do you know it? Yeah, I gave him the movie.

1:03:32

He just needs to give me something that's not just generic movie.

1:03:36

No. This is the whole segment.

1:03:38

But at least he had given me some detail. No.

1:03:43

He's literally going, this has a plot? It has a plot, Stu.

1:03:47

This has a lesson? It's a family that probably wants to get better at this thing

1:03:51

that they do, and they live in this certain area, so they probably should get

1:03:55

better at it. I'm better at. Transformers, Dark of the Moon Nope And in order to do this They have to get

1:04:05

into this Into this groove And if they don't get into the groove They might not be able to,

1:04:12

Survive Well you can use more details I don't know this movie No you do, you can use more details,

1:04:18

How about I do a movie I know Keep going I don't know how to keep going I don't

1:04:24

know anything about this movie Is it Emperor's New Groove?

1:04:27

No, but you're kind of like weirdly close. You saw Groove, right?

1:04:30

I feel like you're kind of close. Crunk.

1:04:34

You can ask questions, Stu, too. Lion King. That's Crunk. You haven't seen this. Ask questions.

1:04:39

Have you seen it? Yeah, he's seen it. It probably takes place in Hawaii.

1:04:44

After I've seen this movie like a long time ago, I think it takes place in Hawaii.

1:04:48

Yes, there is. There's a family. Is there a very large man with muscles?

1:04:54

Yeah, actually there is. Does he have a hook? No, he's got a,

1:04:58

he's got not a hook, but he's holding something.

1:05:02

I bet. Is it like a, it's kind of like a hook.

1:05:06

Is it a dick? He needs to use it in order to do the thing. That's actually correct.

1:05:11

In order to do the thing for them.

1:05:15

Oh my God. Yeah. There's a hook.

1:05:19

There's a chicken. There's a big dude with a hook. Yeah. Is there a small girl?

1:05:23

Yeah. Yeah. Is it Moana? Yeah.

1:05:26

How did you do that, though? I don't know if I gave a lot. It was the Hawaii.

1:05:31

Hawaii gives it away. The Hawaii, and then you said fam. Wait,

1:05:36

real quick. Jack is available. Oh, yeah, interject, please. Get ready for your new movie, though,

1:05:41

Will. Oh, I have it already on deck. Jack, you're live on Plunge 300. We just wanted to call you in briefly. How you doing?

1:05:51

I'm good. I'm eating a Philly cheesesteak Domino's pizza in my car as i drive

1:05:55

home how far is your drive today 20 minutes and i couldn't nothing couldn't

1:06:02

wait to get home nope i was starving okay jack what does 300 episodes of plunge mean to you,

1:06:10

A whole bunch of bullshit and good laughs and good friends.

1:06:17

Yeah. That was the pizza. Yeah, that was the pizza.

1:06:21

Fucking delicious. You know what? I actually did kind of fuck up,

1:06:23

though, because I had this meeting for two and a half hours on a Friday.

1:06:26

What a stupid, stupid thing to schedule.

1:06:29

But there's a CC's right by the office. And for the same price,

1:06:34

I could have just gone to CC's and crushed like 28 slices.

1:06:37

Wow. Yeah, but then you'd have to eat a CC's pizza.

1:06:40

Yeah, but like for $8, I mean, that's pretty good. You didn't get Philly cheesesteak, though.

1:06:46

Yeah, why don't you just get two Philly cheesesteaks for $13.99?

1:06:51

Well, they don't do the thin crust, you know, Philly cheese.

1:06:55

So I did the 50% off online order, anything on the menu. So I did $10, $10.

1:07:01

Then the store called me while I was in the store.

1:07:04

And I walked out and I said, hello. And they said, did you just walk out the

1:07:07

store? I was like, yeah. Did you mean to order a few pizzas? I'm like, oh yeah.

1:07:17

Just for me. What is it? Amateur hour? I ordered the coupon and then I did it

1:07:23

immediately again. Second order. That's a March Madness order. They should ask no questions. Yeah, seriously.

1:07:30

Oh no, Jack. We actually got that one live on the show.

1:07:37

It's tough. I had Auburn in the office bracket I had Auburn as my winner ESPN

1:07:42

bracket I have Tennessee winning Hell yeah Hey Jack real quick Yeah of course,

1:07:49

Listen I'm a fan of one team I have to at least stick by that one,

1:07:54

Yeah, USC it is. That was mean. Hey, Jack, is one of those pizzas a Hawaiian

1:08:01

pizza? They're both steak and cheese. Both Philly cheesesteaks. You got both? He didn't want to do one or the other?

1:08:07

You wanted 16 slices of Philly cheesesteak. What aren't you getting? I respect that.

1:08:11

Yeah, I got 28 total inches.

1:08:15

Philly cheesesteak pizza. Are you a Hawaiian guy, though, just in general?

1:08:20

If you put something on a piece of bread with cheese, I'm going to eat it.

1:08:25

You put pineapples on there, I'll eat it. Shit goes crazy. I love pineapple on pizza.

1:08:31

I have no problem with pineapple on pizza. I think it's kind of refreshing.

1:08:35

It's not my go-to, certainly. And certainly, it's apparently kind of a divided subject there.

1:08:41

If you just order pizza, you go like cheese pepperoni, right?

1:08:45

Yeah, we've had that debate. Five cheese, two beef. Yeah, cheese, two beef.

1:08:50

My sister-in-law, for their party, they were getting pizza. And she's like,

1:08:54

what do we get? Like four cheese, four pepperoni. I was like, four pepperoni.

1:08:58

They're vegan. So they're like, well, I don't know. I was like,

1:09:01

no, the four cheese, you nailed it. Perfect. I was like, do one pepperoni, maybe two, but then throw in some variety in that other.

1:09:09

Yeah, that's what we ended up with. We ended up with a veggie and a meatloaf.

1:09:14

Nice hot that's the way to do it yeah i think the first episode i came on was

1:09:17

like episode i'm gonna guess i think it was like 121 i think yeah because you

1:09:22

were for you were here for 200, that's why we needed to get you in here for three we're not even doing

1:09:27

video we're just hanging out in the living room right now what we haven't even

1:09:30

said that we're just in the living room watching basketball we got the the recording

1:09:33

equipment up here it's a vibe but i think i think when i first met you guys

1:09:37

i think you guys hadn't hit 100 yet i think you were like in the 90s when I

1:09:41

first met you I feel like I've been a part of Yeah probably,

1:09:49

Brian and Stu are here They're excited to meet you,

1:09:52

Very verbally I feel like I've met Stu Didn't Brian and Jack play in the trivia thing?

1:09:58

Yeah I faced off with Jack They've been met though We had to COVID again.

1:10:09

For the first time? I texted you almost two weeks ago And you did respond Damn

1:10:16

I just tried to call him out What did you say?

1:10:20

Hey, talk into a mic over there I texted you Hey BB boy, question for you And

1:10:26

you didn't answer And then on March 10th you sent me a TikTok That said,

1:10:30

that was just girl dinner, Which very quickly turned into boy dinner Boy dinner is just to fill a cheesesteak

1:10:41

pizza. That's boy dinner right there. Jack, do you want to play Fortnite tonight?

1:10:49

Hunter, how old are you? I was playing with my old roommate before I left.

1:10:54

Sarah's really into Fortnite right now. I can't learn another...

1:10:57

I can't learn another battle. I'm too old. I'm looking at 30.

1:11:01

I can't be learning a new system. I can't be that. Yeah.

1:11:07

Yeah, no. yeah no I just play offline WWE 2k now that's my life,

1:11:16

Jack, I wanted to text you about the new Final Fantasy. Which one? You still can.

1:11:21

Well, he never fucking answered me, so no, I can't. Well, you can try again.

1:11:24

He wants to talk to you about Final Fantasy. That's why he initially texted you.

1:11:28

That's cool. I haven't been waiting for 7 Rebirth to hit PC, but I'm pretty stoked.

1:11:33

I haven't played Nier Automata, and so Riley, I'll stop on this video game topic,

1:11:38

because I know you're like, whatever, this sucks as far as the topic goes.

1:11:42

It's a great topic. And the whole plot is basically this guy falls in love with

1:11:47

a pink goth girl and then... That sounds awesome. He's not wrong. It's a great game.

1:11:53

...and everyone else. Dude, I've... Have you heard about the mass exodus of

1:11:58

goth bitches to Canton, Ohio? Oh, man, dude.

1:12:02

Are you saying she were from? She and we're transporting them.

1:12:09

Wouldn't a mass exodus be from somewhere? It wouldn't be an exodus to somewhere

1:12:14

Well it's an exodus from somewhere to Canton, Ohio No we need to manufacture

1:12:17

goth bitches To exodize them to Canton, Ohio Why Canton, Ohio?

1:12:24

Well they love football Big football teams Goth bitches or Canton, Ohio?

1:12:30

Yes Well Jack we have to get back to Will's movies concussed now But we love

1:12:34

you and thank you for being part of The Plunge and The Plunge 300 And Plunging

1:12:38

5 A Cause And we can't wait for Plunging 6 A Cause and the sixth birthday episode,

1:12:43

which you will for sure be on. Woo-hoo.

1:12:46

On Six of Caws, I'm very excited about. PSAC is going to be fun. PSAC? PSAC. You guys do better than that, right?

1:12:52

PSAC stands for Plenty of Seth. We've been four years together since COVID we met.

1:12:57

Poop sack. I think around this month in COVID.

1:13:01

That's true. It sure has. Well, Jack, you enjoy your two pizzas.

1:13:06

Enjoy your heartburn, and we'll catch you on the flippity side.

1:13:10

Died bye jack bye jack i love you love you

1:13:15

bye love you bye love you bye love you bye love you bye love you bye i don't like

1:13:17

when i call jack because his for some reason his contact

1:13:21

alphas what i have for his contact

1:13:24

info weird so when i call him it goes it initially shows what i have is his

1:13:29

contact which is his ass which i like when i'm calling him and then it just

1:13:32

warps to a baby staring at me the baby goes the baby not a baby i know either

1:13:38

which is the concerning part that That whole time calling me,

1:13:41

there was just a baby staring at me. That's not my contact. I think Hunter has the same one. Yo, Vermont coming back a little bit.

1:13:47

So, Will, you had another movie for all of us. Got another movie for everybody. Hell yeah. Let's do it.

1:13:53

All right, this would be a little better because I know this damn movie.

1:13:56

You knew the last movie. I knew the last movie. All right, blind shot coming

1:13:59

here, Shawshank Redemption. No. No. You have to go off what Will has seen.

1:14:06

Wayne's World. He's seen some movies. Wayne's World. I've seen more shows than

1:14:08

movies. Wayne's World 2. No So this movie starts off.

1:14:13

That wasn't picked up I said the band Fountains of Wayne The band Fountains

1:14:18

of Wayne That band is so That band is so Fucking,

1:14:23

Mainstream Keep the same energy You want to go deep For this one Really Pulls

1:14:28

Damien's voice From that really Boils my Bands Boils my bands It's my It's my Tom DeLonge voice,

1:14:35

Where are you Where are you And my bones boil Wait Next karaoke You get up there

1:14:42

Like I already do this at karaoke, dude. No, no, no, but you have to be Damien.

1:14:46

All right, so the movie starts off, and like any other movie,

1:14:51

it's quite the scene they set for a nice, awesome area to be able to do some stuff.

1:15:00

I don't want to give it away, so I'm going to really... Okay,

1:15:02

should Impossible fall out? No.

1:15:06

Is it Dog Days, the skateboarding documentary?

1:15:09

No. What? Documentary? are you so true like

1:15:13

anything like anything you got you know you got a fam is

1:15:16

it are we there yet daddy daycare is gas daycare no and like i said cool area

1:15:25

and this family college road trip starring raven simone no no no is it martin lawrence is it snow day.

1:15:38

Is it snow day though no it's not snow day okay what are these guesses,

1:15:47

will guesses all right so cool it

1:15:50

is a cool place if it does actually

1:15:53

it does get colder because if you

1:15:56

if you will weather is a big factor in

1:15:59

this cloudy with a chance of meatballs balls nope twister no

1:16:02

it's actually not like anything not that not that

1:16:05

weather because it's not it's not like it's 2012 the

1:16:09

whole movie and it's not hot the whole movie either tremors you

1:16:12

know so it's a little bit of both in the movie but let's

1:16:15

go back to the family elf living in this cool place nope not elf and this family

1:16:20

tv read there's the star there's one guy in the movie that you really want to

1:16:25

pay attention to for like big time pay attention to and then there's there's

1:16:29

There's somebody that he really admires from...

1:16:34

You know, you could say his fam and the movie as well. So he is a big fan.

1:16:39

And you could say what he does in his free time.

1:16:43

Was it the Ed and Eddie movie? Nope. What he does in his free time,

1:16:48

his person in his family that he really likes supports him and does it with him. Step Brothers.

1:16:55

Kind of sounds like a hint that they're doing drugs, but I'm not. Is it Holes?

1:16:59

No. Oh, that's funny. It's a brother-buddy comedy. No. Salt burn.

1:17:06

Wickerious. Stand by me. Let's go a little bit further here.

1:17:11

In the movie, the parents are not doing well.

1:17:18

Financially, health-wise, not doing well.

1:17:21

Relationship-wise, they're not doing well. The parent. It doesn't actually cause

1:17:27

them to do anything drastic.

1:17:30

Is it 17 again? again what is it 17 again no

1:17:33

that's funny though but matthew perry do

1:17:36

you have any guesses over there stew nothing yet you don't give us anything

1:17:39

yet keep going there's a family they've

1:17:42

just gone through and go through a lot of movies it's awesome it's not max keeble's

1:17:47

big move no okay no that's but he's million dollar cook-off the motocross you

1:17:53

could say this that mighty ducks There's somebody in the family that decides

1:17:57

we need to we need to go somewhere else because our V.

1:18:01

Nope Are we done yet?

1:18:04

No if I guessed are we there yet and it was actually are we done yet? I'd be so bad No.

1:18:13

But that's good That's kind of yes a lot of these are good guesses.

1:18:17

They're not like bad which a lot of similar movies out there I guess but,

1:18:21

Agent Cody Banks. No. A sequel. I was literally, before he started talking,

1:18:26

I was going to be like, Agent Cody Banks 2. That's a good guess. But he started talking. Those are good movies.

1:18:31

You can just cut them off with guesses. No, it's like right before he started saying the movie.

1:18:37

So then they decided, they go. They go and they do what the guy in the family

1:18:42

said we need to do because it's important for him because his,

1:18:46

you could say his career brings them there.

1:18:50

Is it grownups? Nope. But it's a big change for the fam, especially going back

1:18:56

to the whole... No, it's not. But going back to the whole... Is it Sandler? No.

1:19:00

Okay. No, it's not. And he does this thing with the person in the fam that he

1:19:05

really likes, and now he can't do it anymore.

1:19:08

That was a big hint. Like I said, you got to dig deep for this one, guys.

1:19:13

You should know it. This was after the move? After the move? Is it animated?

1:19:17

Is this animated? I want you to know, you're in the ballpark with the guesses

1:19:20

like Air Bud and not grownups, but going back to the snow, whatever.

1:19:27

Snow Day. Snow Day, yeah. What's the movie with Zach Galifianakis where they're skiing and snowboarding?

1:19:32

It's not that movie, but I want to watch it. Due Date? Ice Out?

1:19:35

No. What movie? Due Date. No. That was on the top of the RDJ as well.

1:19:39

So now they're in a new place. Brothers, they did something and now we can't.

1:19:42

Like I said, the weather. The weather. The weather.

1:19:45

Snow. Important. Something with snow. Before Christmases. So now they're doing something different.

1:19:51

We said this isn't Sandler, right? No, not Sandler. Now they're doing something different.

1:19:54

Him and his... So, oh, oh, big part of this is the guy he used to do the thing

1:19:59

with doesn't, like, go with them. He doesn't move.

1:20:04

So he's the guy, the main character now is pissed, sad, hates his parents because

1:20:10

they brought him here. The entourage movie. He's giving a lot of hints here now. And then now he starts doing this thing,

1:20:16

He goes to this new school with his sister and shit And gets made fun of a lot

1:20:21

Because he's not He's not in with the people around here Cheaper by the dozen

1:20:26

You guys are really close though

1:20:28

You can't guess this right now Is it a Fucking yours, mine, and ours No.

1:20:37

Go back Go back more to their thing Think about Who makes it It's a Disney original

1:20:44

movie Stu is getting very warm Oh fuck What?

1:20:48

He's Stu is absolutely correct Is it Flicka? So There's a big thing Is it Full

1:20:53

Court Miracle? Story of the Judah Maccabees? Fuck of the Irish?

1:20:57

So good No Smart House Smart House So then there's So there's a big event At

1:21:03

the end to basically Like show like the The coolness And like to see if he fits

1:21:08

in enough Meet the Robinsons? Nope Oh Yeah it is isn't it? Is this High School Musical? No.

1:21:16

No, but at the end, basically faces off against this dude.

1:21:20

It's got to be an animated Disney. It's not animated. I will give you that.

1:21:25

It's like a Disney original movie. It's like a... Not motocross. It's like a Minutemen or like a...

1:21:32

Camp Rock? Holy crap right now. Lemonade Mouth?

1:21:36

What's the other one? They're snowboarding. It's Johnny Tsunami.

1:21:39

No, you're right there. What? You're right there.

1:21:42

It's Johnny... Yeah, Johnny... Johnny Capahalla back on board? Yes, it is.

1:21:47

Never seen it. Never seen it.

1:21:49

They're not snowboarding in Johnny Capahalo back on board. Yes, they are.

1:21:52

No, Johnny Tsunami is the one where they... Oh, okay. Then you had Johnny Tsunami

1:21:55

then. Yeah, Johnny Tsunami. Is that only spiky hair? I can picture the color. I can't believe how close I was joke-guessing Disney Channel Originals.

1:22:02

In the beginning, I was like, oh my God, it's a Disney Channel Original movie. Yeah.

1:22:05

That's a deep cut. No, I've never seen it. Johnny Capahalo...

1:22:08

I thought you knew that one, Stu. Johnny Capahalo back on board is a crazy pull. I just want...

1:22:12

It really is. I just want that acknowledged. acknowledged his

1:22:15

crazy pull i i had minute men in my head for

1:22:18

so long starring jason dolly and mitchell

1:22:21

musso it was just

1:22:24

there i was like i know it's a digity original movie he's shitting holy crap

1:22:28

yeah that one was fun there's a wild these are fun i

1:22:31

like the inside wills you got another

1:22:34

i want one more i get another one

1:22:37

going talking to mike big dogman this is the best segment on the show i love

1:22:41

it lifetime accumulation it's great for the listeners because they're screaming

1:22:45

at the yeah no i don't think anyone was yeah that no one was yelling at johnny

1:22:50

tsunami i remember one time he did holes after like the second like it's holes you idiot.

1:22:55

What do i know somebody else guys send me some movies i'll pick one you know

1:23:00

i won't look like i can't think right now i don't know let it shine let it shine

1:23:05

is the best movie ever dude i almost I almost did that one.

1:23:07

There's more than a crush, more than a like, like, more than a love.

1:23:09

I think I did that one before. Catamount going down five against Duke. I think I have a good one. I will participate.

1:23:15

All right. You and Seek crushed Wagner. If he hasn't seen it,

1:23:19

it's going to be upsetting. That is upsetting. I haven't. I should have seen that, but I haven't.

1:23:24

Talking to the mic. I haven't, dude. Talking to the mic. What was it?

1:23:27

I haven't seen Bruce Almighty. You haven't seen Bruce Almighty? No. Hey, I need you to talk into the mic. You're a professional.

1:23:33

Bruce Almighty. Thank you. Even I've seen that.

1:23:37

I'm better than you to be fair Hunter is usually holding a mic yeah that's true

1:23:42

also we were going to share can I give you my mic give me back my fucking mic

1:23:47

no I haven't I have a good one Drew really said no like I said I haven't seen

1:23:53

a lot of movies which makes it even harder for me to do this segment.

1:24:01

That's the best that's the best lane of

1:24:04

will is kind of no i saw it

1:24:07

once i'm a guest have you

1:24:10

seen that movie i think okay go ahead go with riley's recent past this could

1:24:15

be anything that's true so but i know right i've watched 700 movies i'm a letterboxd

1:24:21

my recent my friends watch the list is just riley's feed all right i actually

1:24:26

watched this this last week, but I forgot to log it.

1:24:28

I have a pregame pick. Is it Dr. Doolittle?

1:24:32

That's a good guess. Is it Flubber? Another great guess. I wanted Mansion. If you didn't have a copy of Flubber

1:24:37

on VHS in your house, were you even raised?

1:24:40

Were you even born? Wait, I just thought of a really good one to do.

1:24:43

Should I do the other one then? Listen, Will. We can do as many as we want. I'm going to do the one Riley did.

1:24:50

I'm going to do the best I can with it, but this movie's going to start off like any other movie.

1:24:55

You got you know you got your main characters and you got a plot you got a plot

1:25:02

this one doesn't have anything to do with weather or you know there's definitely

1:25:08

an antagonist weather involved yeah. There's there's somebody what's uh no no that's funny though it's a christmas

1:25:16

there's there's somebody you want to focus on in this movie normally because

1:25:20

it's normally yeah it's normally about him,

1:25:23

Especially when you watch the movie. Is it wanted? It's not wanted.

1:25:27

Let's try it. But, so, I want to say, in this movie, it teaches a big lesson

1:25:34

that I don't think we, or he even knew was going to probably come about,

1:25:39

or they, if you want to identify as anything you choose. Big, good burger.

1:25:42

Wonka. No, wow, no.

1:25:46

And you kind of get sucked into this movie.

1:25:49

Brooks of being a wallflower. I don't get sucked into anything.

1:25:52

You get sucked into this movie real easily because you're like,

1:25:56

man, it's fun to look at what's happening. It's a Jumanji.

1:26:03

It's really fun to look at what's happening because it's actually kind of similar

1:26:07

to Jumanji. Don't use that to base your guesses. Is it Zathra?

1:26:10

No, but don't use it to base your guesses because it will throw you off to think that way.

1:26:14

But when you go back, we'll come back to it. I can't really remember the beginning,

1:26:18

but I just know. The Ben 10 movie. What? The Ben 10 movie.

1:26:22

What the hell was that? We gotta guess what's that. Is it Scooby-Doo trapped in the Cyberverse?

1:26:29

No, it's not. Great cyber chase. Thank you. That's a great movie.

1:26:33

Best Scooby-Doo, I think, out there. Really? I'm jealous.

1:26:37

Oh, yeah. All right. So you get, like I said, you get sucked into this movie.

1:26:41

There's basically some parts that I forget, but there's parts that you shouldn't

1:26:46

forget because it's important to know what happens in the end.

1:26:50

And so- Is it the first date? You want to go through levels To get past I might have just You know.

1:27:01

You want to go through levels Game 1 That's hilarious Will can I change it?

1:27:06

It has the same plot As what you apparently described Wait what?

1:27:10

What does he describe? Is it Ready Player One? No No.

1:27:16

Shut up, Drew. I literally got nothing.

1:27:20

I hate you, bees. Same exact plot. I literally got nothing. Carry on with that.

1:27:24

It's the same exact plot. But have you seen this new movie? Yes. Okay, good. A while ago.

1:27:29

A few times a while ago, though. Better advantage. Okay, yeah.

1:27:33

So, literally, basically the same exact plot, but a little different because

1:27:36

there's basically somebody... There's just two people you're focusing on.

1:27:40

There's two groups you're focusing on. Girl. No. This is... Yeah, it's two groups.

1:27:45

Grease. And in this group, this one specific group it starts with has a lot of help from friends.

1:27:51

And these friends, you know, Red Dawn, they have the power of friendship,

1:27:57

being able to do basically whatever you want.

1:28:00

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Nope. But then the other group. The Outsiders.

1:28:05

Nope. The other group basically has the capability of doing whatever they really

1:28:13

want to do. Is it Twilight? Is it Star Wars? Nope. And one of the guys is doing a experiment and accidentally

1:28:28

involves the other group.

1:28:30

And the other group doesn't really realize it.

1:28:33

And boom, fucking shit goes down.

1:28:36

And they're stuck dealing with each other's lives now.

1:28:40

Gamer. No, I thought you were going to get it right there. Really?

1:28:44

I'll be honest with you. I also thought he was going to get it based off the

1:28:46

excitement. Go the other direction.

1:28:50

And let me just say this. One of the benefits a lot, you know,

1:28:54

because both of them are very similar groups. They're both like groups that have families and friends.

1:28:59

And they have to now, they basically trade places, but it's not trading places. I'll say that.

1:29:07

Oh. Hold on. Freaky Friday came to him. Freaky Friday. No, not Freaky Friday.

1:29:13

That's two individual people. it's kind of like freaky friday yes two

1:29:17

main characters are guys i guess there's more than main

1:29:19

characters because it affects everybody the two main characters are guys yes

1:29:23

they are guys but it affects everybody and we're going to vr and the younger

1:29:28

kid plays the older guy no but no you're thinking there's a lot of these this

1:29:34

free guy is this free guy no no go like,

1:29:38

The two guys swap places. I don't want to give it away, but like, yeah, they swap places.

1:29:43

It's not really like a movie. Is it the change-up? That's the hint I'll give

1:29:47

you. It's not quite guys either. Is it the change-up? No. They are males.

1:29:51

Is it the new Jumanji with Kevin Hart and The Rock? No. One of them has power

1:29:57

and the next couple friends. They're both from totally separate universes.

1:30:01

Yeah. Is it the scumbag project? Is it a superhero film, Will? It's not, but it's Go That Direction, Stu.

1:30:09

Is this the very odd parents swap over? Is it Jimmy Timmy Power? It is!

1:30:17

That's not a movie! That's a movie. That's no way in hell that's a movie.

1:30:21

That's a TV special. But I got one more before we get into it.

1:30:24

Is it the Jimmy Neutron cyber chasers?

1:30:28

Or no, the fairly odd parents cyber chaser movie? What was the first one? Wreck-It Ralph.

1:30:36

As he was going i was like wait he's describing another movie

1:30:39

right now that i think would be very funny um the jimmy jimmy

1:30:41

power hour there's yeah i saw it

1:30:44

moving in his brain i was like he's got it he has it i count that

1:30:48

as a tv special is it that's a tv specials or

1:30:50

movies i got one more i want to do the cutest little fart he moaned all right

1:30:57

so there you go this is a good good one i haven't seen this in a while agent

1:31:01

cody bakes too nope who sent you this one no this is off off the dome for all

1:31:06

you guys yes i just made somebody said something that made me think of it,

1:31:10

all right so in this movie there's uh

1:31:13

there's a lot going on i'll say that no and definitely

1:31:17

i had to think why no shout out shout out

1:31:19

shout out the three spike lee joint

1:31:23

no so you got like a like a family just like any other movie there's a family

1:31:28

families in these movies good fellas and there's there's a they live in like

1:31:36

a nice place I'll say that it's like a really cool place monster house,

1:31:42

monster house eats the fries farts and then runs out of the building.

1:31:48

These uh there's these things in the

1:31:52

movie that are really important to these to this

1:31:55

family and to these to these people there's there's like

1:31:57

another family i think too is it

1:32:00

us no but there's there's

1:32:04

somebody out there that's really mean and mean girls and they want to stop whatever

1:32:13

is happening here is it star wars no the documentary of putin it's kind of funny

1:32:21

because I... Mein Kampf. Mein Kampf is a movie. There's a lot of these things. Oh, God. The zone of interest?

1:32:28

No, there's a lot of these things and one of them...

1:32:34

Is is just mean to these things and there's a

1:32:36

family that sees it and wants

1:32:40

to kind of help because they have

1:32:43

so is this the hunger games nope this

1:32:46

this one family has a the

1:32:50

same thing but it's different than the other people's

1:32:53

things because they don't have as many but it's the same thing is this

1:32:56

the incredibles nope and the other the

1:32:59

other people like i said are very mean to their things but 12

1:33:02

years i knew you were

1:33:05

going there and there's so i

1:33:08

actually i'm gonna i'm gonna change this because i'm remembering this movie

1:33:11

and i was saying this thank you it's not a family yet it's just two people that

1:33:16

are they go on a date and they combine their things blended nope and marley

1:33:22

and me nope is this yours mine and ours nope she about doesn't uh no Nope. Crazy Rich Asians.

1:33:28

It's not. Let me say the things are things that we all have too.

1:33:32

It's our phone. Some sort of dog thing.

1:33:36

Marley and me? Nope. I just guessed that. I don't listen to you. The Secret Life of Pets?

1:33:42

Nope. Good guess. Isle of Dogs? No. No. Trace was so bad.

1:33:48

Hang on one second. Stewie Stump.

1:33:52

Pujo. Old Yeller. How this How this happens.

1:33:57

Mad dog spot. There's, like I said, the mean person doesn't have really much

1:34:01

of, I don't think they have a family or whatever. That's not really. 101 Dalmatians?

1:34:04

Ah, man. There you go. Oh, Cruella. We were all about to say it. Yeah, 101 Dalmatians. Great movie, dude.

1:34:13

Throwback. I was about to say. The animated one or like? No, like the real one.

1:34:16

Yeah. Because I was going to get into the whole like how she buys the dogs.

1:34:20

Cruella. Cruella. I have to see. I haven't seen that. Very good.

1:34:24

Emma Stone has a great job. I fell asleep. Hunter, I did have a realization the other day before we get

1:34:30

out of here regarding the wheel. Stewie's familiar with the wheel. I am.

1:34:34

I like that you know what The Wheel is, but... I've seen most of the movies on The Wheel.

1:34:37

Do you listen to the... You don't listen to podcasts. I just know what The Wheel

1:34:40

is. No, that's what I'm saying. It's a phenomenon. That's a transcendent podcast.

1:34:44

Does anybody need to spin? Will hasn't watched Sharknado, so...

1:34:47

No, he hasn't watched Sharknado yet. You ever watch your movies? I watched the first one. I watched Lord of the Rings.

1:34:51

I don't like them. Oh, you want to spin? It's a tough one to watch, Nick. You want to spin?

1:34:56

Brian, you finish your movies? What movies do you want? I have one more Van Wilde.

1:35:02

What do you have, Brian? Van Wilde. Van Wilde. I don't want to spend right now.

1:35:05

I'm trying to watch Blade Runner and then EEO.

1:35:08

Actually, it's funny you say that. You should make a dolphin.

1:35:11

EEO. Everything everywhere all at once.

1:35:13

Hunt, I'm ready. I think it's time. We add duologies to the outstanding duologies.

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Outstanding. What? Duologies like two movies. Twos. I think we've already done

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that with Zorro. We have some. I think we have Zorro. Zorro was an accident. We thought there was like 15 of those. Wheel? No.

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Because right now Blade Runner. of directors yeah and right

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now blade runners on there which is a two but those

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are paddington was a two paddington what

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a great film no no standalone every movie

1:35:44

ever well i watch my own standalones yeah that's how that works so i have the

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list of duologies i haven't seen yet okay that will be wait can we do an in-person

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they're written down right i have them written down yeah can i we're gonna do

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a random number generator i already have i have two movies right I have two

1:36:00

franchises still. We're going to flip. Number, the top one's head, the bottom is coins. Is this third?

1:36:05

Read them first. Siri, flip a coin. Top is... For what?

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There's like 15 movies on here. Fucking pick a number, and I'm going to do random

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number generator 1 through 15. Yeah. Okay.

1:36:19

I'm not crazy, right? He's gaslighting me? It's 11. It's 11.

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Okay. We're going to do a random number drill. And this is for, do we want to list?

1:36:26

All right. No, no, no. Not yet. I don't want to know. I'll list the numbers

1:36:28

after as we go through them. All right. So you're doing a random number generator one through 11?

1:36:33

Yeah. You could just say, Siri, give me a number one through 11. Five. Five.

1:36:38

That is going to be 28 days later. Ooh, good one. Beautiful.

1:36:43

The good part about the duologies are some of them are just really good movie. Most of them are good.

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Yeah. 28 weeks and then... If I got number one, that was going to be it.

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Which actually we can say kind of is three because they're going to come out

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with a third one. Well, I'm going to watch the old one too. I'm going to watch the Tim Curry one too.

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There's two new ones and then there's an old one.

1:37:06

Oh no, the second one is when they're adults, right? I don't watch scary movies.

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I don't watch scary movies. I watch thrillers.

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We have The Hustler. Nice, yes. Kill Bill. Kill Bill's getting crazy. Hellboy. Hellboy's good.

1:37:21

28 Days Later, which I will now be watching. I have the Blank of Thieves franchise.

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The Band of Thieves. The Army of Thieves. Those ones. The guy with the fucking safe cracking.

1:37:35

Gremlins. Nice. The Raid. I don't remember what some of these are,

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but I looked up best duologies. Blade Runner. Yep. Train Spotting. And Old Boy.

1:37:45

Old boy old boy is good yeah so those

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are the boys is that what i'm thinking of the japanese not

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japanese yeah that that one i think might be a

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trilogy too i'll watch all three if there's three but i've seen i

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know there's at least i know there's two i know there's directly two

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they have different names a lot of the duologies don't even directly call themselves

1:38:05

i've seen old boy has one of the coolest fighting sequences yeah it has like

1:38:09

a side scroller it's fucking awesome so those are the new movies to go on the

1:38:13

wheel i finally have cranked off a enough cranking that hog to add these on.

1:38:20

I watched the first Die Hard at Mikey's house because I was like,

1:38:23

I don't want to pay for these. We watched it the night we flew in. Is it a Christmas movie?

1:38:31

Yeah, it is for sure a Christmas movie. A thousand percent a Christmas movie. I agree with that.

1:38:35

I was awake for enough to take away. I would come in and out every five minutes or so.

1:38:39

Also add on to your wheel. So I'm probably going to watch Die Hard again.

1:38:42

You should add on to your wheel the old Dunes.

1:38:45

No. It's one. It's just one. The old Dune. No. When Twisters comes out, add Twister.

1:38:51

That's fair. You got to do that. That is fair. Do you have the Equalizers out

1:38:54

there? They're on the real wheel. Okay. What is it?

1:38:58

Equalizers. Two old dudes. Yeah, but they're each Dune and Dune.

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Two different Dunes. Yeah, but they're not the same franchise.

1:39:05

I petitioned to add Sherlock Holmes with RDJ. Is there both? There's two.

1:39:10

Sherlock Holmes and then Game of Shadows. Okay, yeah. Those are good. Can I switch mine to Saw?

1:39:16

No, you can't switch yours, Will. Well, you can't switch. Just watch the Sharknadoes. Fine.

1:39:22

Can you hit me with a wheel right now? I don't have the wheel with me. It's kept safe at home.

1:39:26

We'll get you a wheel ASAP. I mean, I just want to know what it is.

1:39:29

You don't have to watch them right away, but you can't spin again until you watch those.

1:39:33

Once I finish my Van Wilder. I'll just watch them again. Hopefully it's still

1:39:36

on Van Wilder. Whoever gets Sharknado. The wheel is a phenomenon. What's yours?

1:39:40

I don't remember. I took one with Brian.

1:39:44

I don't remember what it was. I'm on Van Wilder. What was his?

1:39:47

His wasn't Van Wilder. What was mine? It's not horrible.

1:39:50

No. Well, I had to watch all of the Family Vacations. And then Van Wilder was

1:39:53

like an addition to that. Nick, what was your recent one? Can I watch a shitty one to replace,

1:39:58

like, a known? Yeah, you want Tremors? I have the set.

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If I watch Tremors, can I watch Riddick?

1:40:05

Yeah, you can watch Riddick. Isn't Cloverfield the duology? Three.

1:40:09

I guess there was a third, right? There's three, yeah. There's Cloverfield, Cloverfield Paradox, and 13 Cloverfield Lantern.

1:40:15

Yes. Something like that. what's a what's a franchise that has about five movies

1:40:18

because i feel like that's fair to give me five movies to watch if i ever want

1:40:21

another matrix has four i'll do the matrix yeah i'll watch the matrix hunger

1:40:26

games has five now the new one john wick have you seen hunger games.

1:40:32

That's a good one. Do Hunger Games now. I feel like I'm committing a cardinal

1:40:36

sin because I don't remember what it was. That's not your fault, though. It kind of is, but you don't remember.

1:40:41

Pirates? It wasn't Pirates. Pirates is the first spin in the history of the wheel. I haven't seen that.

1:40:47

No. Four. Pirates? There's five. How many Terminators? I don't know. Three? There's three.

1:40:52

Terminator, Terminator 2, Judgment Day, Terminator 3.

1:40:56

There's Salvation. There's a lot. I can look this up. The golden one.

1:41:00

Is he really? Really? Christian Bale is in one of the Terminators.

1:41:03

That's crazy. I didn't know that. Rocky. You could do Starm.

1:41:06

He already watched Rocky with me.

1:41:08

He's the first three, and I watched four, five, and half of six with Riley. Damn, dude.

1:41:13

Oh, Fast and Furious. Oh, there is a lot of fucking Terminators.

1:41:17

I believe that all the Rockies were like an hour and a half. Just do... On the peak cinema. Be on a Matt Damon.

1:41:22

Just the Bourne identity. He just plays Matt Damon. That's on the wheel.

1:41:25

All right, so there's Terminator, Terminator 2, Judgment Day. It was mine.

1:41:28

Terminator 3, Rise of the Machines. I think you did get Bourne,

1:41:30

actually. I've seen them, though. I saw the last... No, the latest one, Born 4, the ultimatum, in theory.

1:41:39

Jason Bourne. How about Shrek? I watched the Shrek movies. Shrek 1,

1:41:44

2, 3. They're coming with the fifth one.

1:41:49

Last Wish. Did I inadvertently see mine, then? I don't think so.

1:41:53

You may have gotten Bourne. I think you did get Bourne.

1:41:57

I doubted familiar. Brian did get the Bourne series But I'd seen it I don't

1:42:02

know if I spun again for me though I think you I don't know I don't remember

1:42:05

I don't remember I watched You listen And I I listen like weekly Yeah,

1:42:10

I watched the entire Star Wars original trilogy waiting for my flight.

1:42:15

Not even waiting for my flight, waiting to leave. Our flight,

1:42:18

we had to leave the house at 2 a.m., so I went, I'm not going to bed.

1:42:21

Isn't that a combined like nine hours? Four, five, six, right?

1:42:24

Yeah, it's probably seven and a half. The original trilogy? Yeah. It's four, five, six, right? It's seven and a half.

1:42:30

They're all like two to two and a half. Can I add to your duology list? Yeah. Have you seen Train to Busan?

1:42:36

No. All right, so there's a- Duality of Bam. So that one, and then there's one

1:42:39

called Peninsula. Peninsula. What about Death on the Nile?

1:42:42

Murder on the Orient Express and Death on the Nile. Are those movies? Yeah.

1:42:48

Sure. You could add that, yeah. I don't remember what... I know those two,

1:42:51

and I know that you're right. They're based off of Agatha Christie. How many Indiana Joneses are there?

1:42:59

So many. That's on the wheel. There's five. I hope you get that one. No, the new two? With the two new ones?

1:43:05

Skull and then Dial of Destiny. Oh. Seven. Indiana Jones? Jones?

1:43:09

Yeah, I thought there were seven. He's on there. Yeah, but Trained Busan has become one of my favorite movies.

1:43:15

Should we make a wheel group chat? I know it's the movie.

1:43:18

We already have a wheel. Do you just want to be added to the wheel? Yeah.

1:43:22

You won't talk, but I won't talk, but if you do my name and go,

1:43:27

hey, I need a wheel spin, I'll give you a wheel spin. Sure.

1:43:32

Will I do? Get in there. You don't have to. You can also just text me independently.

1:43:36

I'm going to change your contact name to the wheel the

1:43:39

wheel the wheel no just wheel wheel wheel

1:43:42

right now instead of the hunt you're just the wheel or just

1:43:45

wheel there's way more diehards than i thought so what movie

1:43:49

i watch hunger games treasure planet yeah hunger games treasure planet my um

1:43:55

that's a good one last thing my i looked at my stats my letterboxd stats for

1:43:59

the year is that like a pro thing yes i think they do money for that they do

1:44:04

a year in review for everyone yeah I got like a weekly email too.

1:44:07

Yeah, they do a wrapped at the end of the year, but I can look at my stats at

1:44:10

any time. It tells me my favorite actors.

1:44:13

Because of the wheel. It's out of

1:44:16

control this year. I have a feeling it's Sylvester. Fuck, what's his name?

1:44:22

Sylvester's in the lead. No, it's Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel was 2023. Fuck. 2024.

1:44:30

I don't know what you've watched. Tyler Perry. 2023, my two favorites were Tyler

1:44:36

Perry and the guy who voices Kermit the Frog. I'm trying to think.

1:44:41

What you've watched so far. 2024 is Sylvester. It's 19. It tells you how many

1:44:46

films they're in that you've watched. Oh, Expendables, yeah. Sylvester is 19.

1:44:51

And then in second place right now with 13, it's going to be 16 next week.

1:44:57

Is it Statham? Do I have to find out who it is?

1:45:00

You'll know if you go look at my page. Is it Keanu? It's for sure Keanu. Oh, Matrix, yeah.

1:45:04

John Wick. John Wick, Bill and Ted.

1:45:08

Yeah. And Matrix. And then Matrix. tricks you're just like

1:45:11

an actor's vibe right i fucking love keanu and

1:45:13

i love no you know what's nice because last year

1:45:16

i hated my top actor and this year i love

1:45:19

the both of the two tyler perry that's dia

1:45:23

ruined his life media did ruin my life for like two like two months two months

1:45:28

it was probably a month how many movies there a lot i think it was 16 i think

1:45:34

it was 16 medina i hated that's not because that took forever it was just the

1:45:38

whole episode yeah they're so hard for me to get through.

1:45:41

Muppets I did in a week. One clean week. Muppets Christmas Carol.

1:45:44

Best movie ever. Did them all.

1:45:48

Did I stutter? Did I stutter? Yeah, Keanu.

1:45:51

Love Keanu. Cannot act. It's the funniest thing. So stoic.

1:45:54

It's the funniest thing in Hollywood. You would argue that he can though because

1:45:57

you keep going back for more. I can't. Oh no, I love him.

1:46:01

It's like Sweeney. Sweeney can't act.

1:46:05

Oh, she's got big humbadungadoo. Dude, her Humbadungadoos were on display in Anyone But You.

1:46:12

They have a shower scene where she's just getting railed. It was hot.

1:46:16

I've watched the one episode of Euphoria.

1:46:20

It's literally the first episode. Bungabingos. First episode.

1:46:24

She has this movie called The Voyeur.

1:46:28

She's got a chest full of Oromungudungu, and I want a feast.

1:46:32

Is that the one where there's a peeping Tom? She has this movie called The Voyeur where it's just softcore porn.

1:46:36

Not even it's just porn is that just the.

1:46:40

I don't even know. I've only seen it in clips on other websites.

1:46:43

Don't. Don't do any busy Oscar nights.

1:46:46

Wild. The one I think about it, it's clips.

1:46:50

She and her boyfriend are in a new apartment and they're overlooking two people

1:46:54

that like fight, but then they, when they fight, then they have sex and then

1:46:58

they just, they just watch these people. That sounds nice.

1:47:01

It becomes their thing. Dude, did you say she gets, do you see her tits like

1:47:04

the first episode of Euphoria? Yes. They really knew how to draw on the audience. For sure.

1:47:08

It's not even, it's, It's the first episode is just everything.

1:47:12

They're going back to record season three now. It's so funny that every actor.

1:47:15

I want them to make a flavor of Skittle that is just the color of her nipple.

1:47:20

Because that's what it looks like. I don't know if that's sending me to horny jail or what. I don't have a big

1:47:26

enough stick to hit everybody. You got to write that one down, dude. My stick needs to be bigger.

1:47:31

Or the mongoose. Or a mongo-dongoo. That would be the flavor. Or a mongo-dongoo.

1:47:37

Mongoobites. It's Sidney Sweeney pink. You're done.

1:47:39

That's it Mungu A little hint of milk Dude, Hunter just wants Mungu dungu Hunter

1:47:44

just wants some Mungu bites, dude Dude.

1:47:47

I might be going to like State horny prison Yeah, dude You go to the state penitentiary

1:47:54

We have a cell right there Tuba's with us State penitentiary Skittles is gonna

1:47:58

hit you up Tuba is criminally horny At all times,

1:48:01

Dude, Tuba needs to be stopped With the Vegas Yeah Dude, he has had Vegas changed

1:48:06

him I think he's had enough Or mungu dungu Thank you guys for listening to episode

1:48:10

300 of The Plunge. This is Plunge-er.

1:48:14

Thank you, Drew, for coming on. Drew, we'll see you in two years.

1:48:17

Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew. Any parting words?

1:48:23

Drew the stew. All right. Well, boys, cheers. Here's to another 100 episodes.

1:48:29

Here's to another 300, as I said to Adam. Yep. Another 300, guys.

1:48:34

We got to be surpassing Sam PC pretty soon, which is funny.

1:48:37

How long did they start before us? Just episode wise I don't know what they

1:48:42

got to Imagine when we get to 364 Did we go to Sam PC 300 or 200?

1:48:47

What? Did we go to Sam PC 300 or 200? 200 I think we may have surpassed everyone,

1:48:55

Episode wise Did we change the podcast name to Oramungu Dungu?

1:48:57

Yeah What's up guys welcome to Oramungu Dungu Stay more.