Welcome to the PODDY MOVIE JAM where we rewrite your favorite movies based on watching the first 30 minutes!

In this episode we dive into the poorly-thought-out Disney rendition of THE LONE RANGER (2013). This movie should not have existed. In the fever madness to reboot anything, we reach back into the GOOD OL DAYS when white men were white and native americans were also white. Based on this, lets just not reboot our favorites from the 50s. Sorry Lassie, Mr. Ed, you're problematic at best. Johnny Depp reprises his famous "Captain Jack" character, a little less androgynous and more racist indian magician. Enjoy!