In a moment of clarity and freedom from the chains of his alter-ego Simon reflects on the carnage he has caused. Always one for seeing the bright side he does delight in the joy of getting a job which has real entertainment value. Hosted on Aca

Dispatch # 11

May 18th, 2020 12m 21s

Missing all normal social barriers at the best of times, Simon's state of permanent pissedistance proves unbearable for all the family and neighbours. Dragging his son Olly into his shenanigans on the pretence of celebrating his 18th is the las

Dispatch #10

May 12th, 2020 8m 51s

Against all the odds and in spite of no help from family back in Blighty, with vampiric hummingbirds seemingly round every corner our intrepid hero takes on the rise of Covid 19 in Oz with a breathtaking display of innovation and creative energ

Dispatch #9

May 5th, 2020 10m 44s

In this ninth dispatch the murky world of the illuminati is touched upon and Simon's experience of it is brought to bear. How it is responsible for Corona and his determination to prove it through Cousin David's help. Though David has not been

Dispatch #8

Apr 28th, 2020 10m 31s

Having got through another day in Paradise, Simon encounters some natural insect activity in his back yard whilst supping on his constitutional evening Pink Gin, immediately followed by another which horrifies and disturbs him. Hosted on Acast.

Dispatch # 7

Apr 20th, 2020 13m

Simon's achievement in attaining the coveted mobile eski handling license is celebrated at Dan Murphys alcoholic emporium thanks to his mentor and test assessor Wayne. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dispatch #6

Apr 13th, 2020 17m 10s

Having luckily avoided prosecution for operation of a mobile eski without the proper licence to do so on the previous night. Simon takes up the advice of his wife's cousin Aaron and attends Dan Murphy's alcoholic emporium for mobile eski compet

Dispatch #5

Apr 13th, 2020 16m 26s

After an incredible display of reverence and respect for Simon's eski by two Aussie strangers encountered on the way to Aaron's soiree, the pair arrive at the party where Simon holds court and some light is shed on his abilities to charm. Howev

Dispatch #4

Apr 13th, 2020 7m 18s

In this most confronting of dispatches Simon receives a guest in "Mick", where a few home truths are revealed and a heinous cultural blunder met head on. Two military warriors are first wary but slowly warm to one another after sharing tales of

Dispatch #3

Apr 13th, 2020 3m 23s

After more observations of the culture and its people Simon expresses his joy at receiving as a gift an icon of Aussie life, "The Eski!" He expresses delight at an invitation to a soiree at his wifes cousins and reveals his history in service t

Dispatch #3

Apr 13th, 2020 3m 23s

Dispatch #2

Apr 13th, 2020 2m 41s

Though clearly still suffering the effects of alcoholic pickling the previous year, some investigation of his surroundings reveals a possible cause for his famous inebriation. Some clarity of purpose brings much needed direction but confusion s

Dispatch # 1

Apr 13th, 2020 2m 14s

Having just surfaced from a stupor lasting a year due to alcoholic consumption the like of which he has not been accustomed to coming from leafy Hertfordshire, Blighty, Simon reflects on his first year in Oz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv

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