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real story about what happened to him when he went abroad. We're looking for

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abroad. UM, good to have you as always, max O. There,

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you are good to have you, max O. UM, can you

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just, first of all, if you wouldn't mind, um break it down

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for me, what was it like to on your first stop. Where where

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did you stop? My first stop was in San Juan, Puerto Rico,

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right right right. I fell in love approximately seven hundred and fifty eight times

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on my first day there, did you There were so many just just loads

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of beautiful all I was the whole two weeks. I was rounded by beautiful

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women and oceans and it was just, I mean so beautiful. They just

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stopped your sentence. I would be talking to my little broth and then I

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just I don't even remember the hell I was saying. It was for randing

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me a bunch of beautiful pregnant women. Oh they're not that pregnant women aren't

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beautiful around the world, but like, just like gorgeous, like to the

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point where I don't even I will raise that baby. Yeah, why I

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don't care. I'm not the stepped at him, the dad that's stepped up.

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Yeah, but I love that. But yeah, just it was it

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was gorgeous. I wrote, wrote jet skis out there for the first time.

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I know it was pretty regular for some people, but that I didn't

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grow up. I never rode a boat before or anything like that. So I just saw some jet skis chilling in the water. They were just blank.

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I was like, Hey, I'm gonna go fucking take him. Why

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not. They're just chilling in the waters, Like you can't do that, that's illegal. And so we looked into it and they yeah, it was

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like forty bucks. Wow, just right around on the jet ski and I was I was super pumped until like a little voice in my head right when

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I was about to get on the jet ski was like remember Sarah Jay Yeah,

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And I was like, oh my god, oh my god. Yeah,

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I got him really a real intense anxiety. But I wouldn't know where

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the sharks in the water down there. Uh No, I didn't see it.

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The water was as clear you could if there was, you could see

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him from a mile away. It was. It was the clearest water I've ever seen in my life. That's San Juan Rico. Yeah, that's the

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first stop. That was the first time. Did you in fact nail?

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And he tends inert I didn't, because my little brother will talk himself out

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of more pussy than he'll ever get in his life. So he's like a

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horrible wing man. Yeah, horrible right out of it, talks himself right

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on. The handsome guy. He can sing, he can cook, yeah,

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he just he's not good with the ladies. He's just getting he's had.

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He's been in a relationship. I hope he was. He's been a

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relationship for like three or four years. They do not have sex, but

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they just recently opened it up. Oh okay, So now he's getting back

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into the floor, getting back in the game. It's a game that we

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need to play. Yea as human. Yeah, he's got some tokens in

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his After you leave San Juan, Puerto Rico with a nutsack. I just

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I went to Bogata, Columbia, and that was a plane, right,

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I'm guessing yeah, that was a plan, A regular sized plane. H yeah, pretty normal plane. I felt like a dick because I was so

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tired, and I find like I got a row to myself and I was just about to lay down in. This dude's like, hey, can I

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hop in your row? And I just straight up told him no. I

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just wanted to lay down. I was so tired. But Bogata was amazing. Elevation is a no joke though people were not playing about that went up

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some stairs and I felt like like when a defensive lineman runs back in ninety

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nine yard a reception like it was. It was intense there, but just

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beautiful women. It was just a party. I mean I I stepped out

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of my door and I literally hear the beat to the Fine Will countdown the

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first thing I hear, and I'm like, Okay, I know people say

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Bogata's dangerous, but I'm literally hearing your final countdown? Is this it for

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me? But there's just a fully like instrumented band, electric guitar drums,

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just playing right there on the street. Keep walking down the street. I've seen about five or six other bands, and I'm like, like Tuba's trumpets,

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saxophones, like whole orchestrated actual bands. There's b boys everywhere, people

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spinning on their heads, breakdance, and there's a live comedy show that was

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out there for free. And this is my first thirty minutes walking out in the street. Wow, I've seen a lama and a fucking sombrero. It

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felt like I was in a beaver dream. I couldn't believe people are selling

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you food left and right. People are trying to sell you other things left

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and right. Squirtshit on your shoes so they could clean shoes off, and

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all types of stuff. But it was. It was a party there the whole time. How long is the flight? It was. I flew from

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Puerto Rico and I had a layover in Fort Lauderdale and then from Fort Lauderdale

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to Bogata, I think it was like three hours. So you came that

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long from Puerto Rico. He came back to the United States, well you

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know what I mean. Yeah, came back to the mainland and then flew

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to Bogata. Yeah. Wow. And there's like much like pretty much everywhere

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else I went, not a whole lot of English speakers there, so I'm

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literally just making friends and talking to people purely off Google Translate, which I

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made a friend later on that said I shouldn't be taking out my phone in public like that because it's that serious. People will just snatch your phone right

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out of your hand. Um yeah, but yeah, but I was.

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That's that's how I wanted to talk like the people talking on you know.

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Part of the reason I go places to interact with people. So I was trying my best Spanish, and everybody really really appreciated it, like the joy

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on their face, because some countries like France, they're like just yeah,

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fucking don't you know, but they really appreciated me trying to speak Spanish,

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and there's just same like everywhere else, just beautiful women everywhere. I went

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on a date with a woman, we made out. Whatever, She's cool.

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She's called me old though, Yeah, so that wasn't cool. How

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old was she? She's twenty four that much a few years older. It

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was kind of weird because she was like, yes, I love Johan Denver

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and the Beach Boys. I'm like John fucking Denver. Yeah. I was

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like, what am I back in Minnesota? Wow? But it was crazy

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out there. Like I was telling you that there's people pretty much everywhere I

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went they thought that I was them, Like in Puerto Rico they thought I was Puerto Rican, and Columbia they thought I was Colombian. But the interesting

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thing about actually getting to South America is there'd be a guy like looks like

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me, and then to be a guy that looks like Corey, but they're

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both just as Colombian. Like nationality kind of comes first. Not to say

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racism isn't a problem out there, but everyone is whatever, you know,

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Colombian first and then maybe your race later. But it was just super confusing,

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like what do you mean, your name's want Mark Marquez. You know

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you look like white as the guys on the Big Bang Theory, you know,

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like, um, so that was cool. It was just everywhere.

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It was just kind of a mix of like the freed African slaves that were

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there, the indigenous people that were there, which they are very visible out

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there, which was really cool to see, and then like the European colonizers

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and stuff. So did you uh close the deal in Bogata? Um?

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We just made out really because she lived in Yeah, she lived in a

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dorm and she had like a curfew or whatever. But yeah, I climbed

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him mountain ye maybe old Yeah, did she the remnants of the cartel at

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all? No, it wasn't nothing. The only thing I even remotely saw

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about cartels that they were selling like escobar merch and stuff like that, which

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makes sense, I mean for like trying to profit off of it, you

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know, but it's something that people don't really talk about there, And to

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the extent that I heard it, they were just saying they like, Okay,

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that's not really a thing that people do like that anymore out there.

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It's just such a foregone thing in the past that people really don't like bringing

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it. I mean, it'd be like if we constantly talked about nine to eleven or something like that. You know, like it's like one of the

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worst things that's ever happened there, So people don't really like talking about it

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very much. Is there any part of it that you felt safer would have

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skipped if you knew you went back when I was in like the you you

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could tell when you're in like the poorer parts of town in Brazil are called

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the favelas, basically the ghetto, and uh, I mean literally the ghetto

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is place I've ever seen in America looks like the fucking Hampton's compared to the

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favelas. I mean, like, actually, I'm like scared. As soon

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as I walk into that part of town, broken glass everywhere people live in.

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I saw a guy who had like a there's a subway logo as a

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doormat and that was his roof. That was his roof, And these are

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like houses quote unquote, and it's just some of the worst poverty you've ever

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seen in your life. And like, even when I was in Brazil was

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just kind of striking because, like I said on the radio, you're one

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street away from heaven. Two streets away from hell, you'll you'll see Copacabana,

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you see Ipanema Beach, all these songs that are or you know,

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beaches that are legendary, they're in songs, they're in music, they're immortalized.

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And then you go to the favela and it's some of the worst poverty

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you've ever seen in your life, to the point that even locals, it's

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not just foreigners, like I had a local tell me, in Brazil,

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you have as much of a fifty percent chance of getting rapped every time you

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step outside, like almost everybody there has been robbed at some point or another.

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Like it was so eventually I just started. Once I learned the streets,

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I would just leave my stuff at home. I would go out at

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night sometimes still because I'm like, hey, life is show prep. I

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got stabby, robbed. That's kind of a good story. Yeah, we

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were a little disappointed. You didn't. I thought about, you know,

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just giving myself a pope. Just good. But so you left Bogaton went

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where I went to Rio? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And what was

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that the best part of the trip, Yeah, I would say, so.

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There was just so much to do there. The beaches are just incredible.

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The people there just live with such passion. Like I said, I got to go to soccer game, and soccer means everything to people in Brazil.

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A twenty minute ride to the stadium turned into an hour and twenty minute

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ride because it was that packed. And those weren't even the two most popular

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teams in Brazil. And uh, you know, took a cable car up

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to Sugarlof Mountain like a so there was such a I was sending it off

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there. There's such a beautiful view. A guy I said three sentences two

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gave me a hug and told me be safe man like that. It was

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when the sun finally like peeked below the clouds, everyone like erupted into a

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fucking applause, Like people were crying, hugging each other, and it was

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awesome. It kind of sucked because every time I was at a beautiful view

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type area reminded me of that that picture of the NBA game where everybody's on

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their phones, like almost nobody's actually watching it your eyes and people are telling

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you get out of the way. I'm like, shut the fuck out,

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blake, And this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen,

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you know. Um, but yeah, Brazil was just it was just incredible

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and probably yeah, like I said, if asked was cash, Brazil would

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be the richest country in the world by a landslide. I mean, if

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I was an alien and I came to Brazil, I would think that Megan

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the Stun and the michelin Man were Adam and Eve, like it was the

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most beautiful place on planet Earth. And actually, I mean the sun is

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just so different now. They actually got sunburned for the first time. I

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really think that was possible. Yeah, wellcome aboard, right, I know.

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I was like I could finally say I understand my little brother's like,

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you know, we need san skin. I'm like, what are you talking about? Man? We black, like the sun loves us and sounds like

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no, I don't you black, motherfucker suf Yeah, I got burned like

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them, mug. Yeah. Like, but um, yeah, Brazil was

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incredible. There's so much cool stuff to do out there. People a pairglider

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or whatever you called it, and Lima, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Brazil don't. The only bad part of our Brasil was staying in that dude's

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house. I had to leave. I've stayed in some places, but the Spider House, Yeah, there, I killed twelve spiders in one night.

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I had basically like a tarzan loincloth as a blanket, and even that had

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a hole in it. I pillows had holes in them and smelled like bo.

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How does your face smell like bo? I have no idea. Um,

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half of my window was just tape, not even glass, just just

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duct tape. The sink was duct taped together, and whenever you flushed,

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something sprayed back at you. I don't know if this doodo juice or whatever,

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but like, um, something dripped on me in the middle of the

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night. And finally I was just like, okay, I can't, I

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can't just left. Yeah I left. Did you give him a good review?

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No? I got my money back and I and I messaged him on what's happened and said, you probably shouldn't even be allowed to have people at

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your house. Wow, like not to go full caring on it, but

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I was that was just unacceptable. That was That was one of those ones

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where I'm like, yeah, I gotta I gotta call my mom and ask her to help me find a new place, like because that was Yeah,

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I just left. I didn't even say a word to him. He was

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and he just kind of was a weird guy. He just he talked to

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me for an hour about phones that he fixed. I'm like, dude,

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let me go. He's like yes, and then they fixed the phone for

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the security guard and then he recommend me to his friend and then they fixed

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that the phone and he was acting like it was the most incredible thing. And I'm like, he's like, let me show you a picture. I'm

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like, I know what an unbroken phone looks like. But thank you man.

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Um. So that was yeah, But after that, my trip to Brazil was just incredible. People super kind there. Um. I went through.

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I hiked through the rainforest to see the giant Jesus statue, one of

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the seven Wonders of the World. And even that, like the rainforest so

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big, it's connected to some of the favelas, so people from the ghettos

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sneak into the rainforest and people get robbed there all the time. They stayed

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within sixty days. One time there was one hundred and about one hundred eighty

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robberies. Wow, tourists, locals whoever. So I had to sign a

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way for that, basically said I know I'm in danger by being here case

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and they get I had to give an emergency contact and everything's not it doesn't

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even cost any money, you know, It's just that you have to let

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them know. Like the police are just they're only at the beginning, and then after that you're on your own. So I can't. I was walking

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through like my pick was a lightsaber. It's just like ready, ready to

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defend myself. But I ended up meeting up with some really nice Brazilians that

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weren't from They were from a different part of Brazil. They were in town and they're playing like Bob Marley and Michael Jackson and stuff. So we started

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talking about music and kind of just joined their group and became friends with them.

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So I felt a lot safer. And they clearly weren't worried about it.

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They're playing music all loud off their phones and stuff like that. But

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I was pretty concerned about it. That's why I was to wait until it

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was a Saturday, so it was more packed and stuff like that, because

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I, I mean, someone steals my phone in my wild, then I'm

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done, you know. Yeah, like yeah, so that there's kind of

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always you're on the precipice of the time of your life and the end of

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your life at all times in Brazil, So like that was that was really

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interesting. But people are you know, generally really kind there and really nice

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and like I said, just I mean just the most gorgeous one. When

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you went to the beach, did you see the really expensive resorts and stuff

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like that. Yeah, you could see the resorts. You could see like

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fancy boats and stuff like that, and that was just that's also startling to

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see such opulence when you see like the worst poverty you've ever seen in your

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life. Like it wasn't there a picture from was it the World Cup where

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it was like opulence and just five star hotels and then just yeah, no,

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even I went the stadium and I went to the soccer game at was

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at the Olympic Stadium, which state of the art, amazing, But the neighborhood around it and the neighborhood on the way get there, you'd never you'd

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never believe it. You wouldn't you wouldn't walk around there at nighttime. And

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that's the thing is like it's not it's even locals like I was trying to

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just look as like crusty and bummy as possible, like just wore no logos

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or anything like that. As apparently at work because some people were crossing the

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street from me. I'm like, wait, hold on, yeah, I'm

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not the robber. And your last stop then was Peru. Was Peru?

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Yeah, um that's when. And people were actually just shocked in general,

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because I think most people just stopping Lima on the way to Machu Picchu.

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So people were like, oh, you're just here for Lima, you know.

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That was pretty shocking to them, and they were super kind. Um,

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everybody there was really nice. And I got to go paragliding, so

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I had a lot of fucking anxiety about that. But the coolest guy on

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planet Earth was my instructor guy. He just got his paragliding. I don't

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remember. Um it's I was basically in like a go kart type thing and

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there's like a little motor on the back and then they have the parachute going

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um, and that's it. Like, but it was nice because I was super anxious on the way there. But I was there for maybe three minutes

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before I was in the sky. They don't even give you a chance to

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be scared. They're just like oh if your max fuller, okay, cool

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boop, here's your helmet STRAPPI in, let's go, Like did take off

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like a stripperty right off a cliff. It's just up on a flat surface.

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Really yeah, and just and you just start going and yeah, they

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give you a selfie stick with a GoPro at the end, so I have

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my whole ride like filmed and everything like that. I was like, what do they charge? It was seventy five dollars, so wow, not bad

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for freaking perilighting, you know. Um and yeah, this guy just wearing

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the full outfit, he had a toothpick in his mouth, got up, didn't say a fucking word to me, just got in, just started it

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up. And I was like, oh, this is the coolest motherfucker on

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planet Earth. Like I'm not even concerned anymore. As soon as I got

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strapped in, I didn't. I wasn't worried. I'm like, these people do this dozens and dozens of times a day. Like he landed and just

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he didn't wasn't even on the ground for two minutes and took my friend up,

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So like, wow, that's just how they do it out there. Yeah. But it was like I set off there, I just I couldn't.

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I was like, man, I could have been born in the time like fighting saber tooth tigers, living in a fucking cave, but I happened

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to be born of the time where humans can do cool shit like this.

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Like fly was very relaxing up there. You could see the whole city, the whole They turned you towards the ocean at some point so you could do

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just a full view of the ocean. You could see things that you could

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never see on the ground, and it was incredible. Yeah, that's pretty

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crazy. Man, that's incredible. And then you flew home from there.

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Yeah, and that's that's the only time I like encountered any kind of fuckery.

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It was just Thelema airport was so stupid, Like I took my liquids

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out of my bag and the lady yelled at me to not, But then they checked people's bags for liquids when you're boarding, and so I only and

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I only had fifty five minutes in between that and my connecting flight, so

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I was super just anxious. But they ended up holding the flight for just

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one guy. People were acting a fool on the flight. I was in

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the middle seat, and this guy was pushing my arm and I'm like, dude, come on, I'm in the middle seat. Man. He's like,

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I have an equal right to this armor as as much as you do.

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I'm like, all right, fucking Martin Luther King calm now, and like this is like, shut the fuck up, man, Like um,

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and yeah, they were just doing shit ass backwards of Spirit. So there's

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lots of fuckery involved with flying with Spirit. They tried to tell me that

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my care They're like, I was like, because I'm rushing through the airport

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because I have my flight. My flight is boarding while we were landing,

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and so I'm sprinting through the airport. I try to call a spirit because I'm like, hey, they held the flight for that guy, maybe they'll

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hold it for me. And they're like, nope, your flight left on time. I was like, no, it didn't, Like you have flight

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logs. Why would I lie about that? You know, They're like, nope, it left on time. If you miss it, it's your fault.

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And so yeah, just at that point I just started just I couldn't

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lie. I'm budging people, I'm cutting in line and everything. This this

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lady I was I was just so anxious. This lady behind me was like,

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we're all in the same situation. What's the difference between me and I said manners. I guess I don't give a fuck. I'm not lucking stuck

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here. I don't think anybody's ever tried to get to Detroit as hard as

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I was. I was sprinting through the airport out of breath, but eventually

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I made it. But yeah, that was the only time I encountered any

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type of fuckery at all. There was no attempted robberies or anything. There's

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always the threat of it because even locals are telling you, yeah, it's

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it's dangerous. It's not a lie like but nothing like that ever happen.

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The last thing, and then I got a story about a penis for you

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scare. What if you were to live in one place on the trip,

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where would you live? I would probably I would have to say Bokata or

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Rio, because I mean San Juan would just be paradise living. But like

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Bokata, it was just like I said, it was just such a party all the time kind of atmosphere, and there's such a community aspect to everything.

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You actually see people gathered outside, which is just like you don't see

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that here. I mean, even if you're at the park, your neighborhood

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park too long, people will call the police on you in America, you know, but you see people like actually like gathered around watching two guys play

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chess, like on a chess table. It's just such a community aspect there.

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And like I said, while I was, everybody thought I was them. So I didn't like Stick. I wasn't like Europe, where I'm a

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fucking sideshow. Might as well be a clown in Denmark. But um,

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there was just such a community aspect that I really appreciate it and really like.

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So I'd probably say Bogata or Rio, just because Rio there's so much

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to do. But yeah, I felt a lot. I felt a lot

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safer in Bogutar than in Rio. Actually, there you go, he's bad

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guys who before you get to your penis story. Sure, so the show

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ended this morning, and obviously Marnie and Max won in the box, right

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right, So me and U and Rosie are trying to Venmo everybody, and

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Rosie venmos Marni. Then he Venmo's Max and he goes so just at Maxwell

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Fuller right now, Well, wait, well, it's actually like at Maxwell

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Dash Fuller Dash six and he goes, oh God, damn it. He

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apparently Rosie Rosie venmong just a random max full of twenty five bucks. He

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goes, how do I do this now? I'm like, well, you

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gotta, you gotta. You're gonna have to contact him and ask for money

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back. But I'm like, that person doesn't have to give you anything. So it made me reminded me though, when Robbie freaking Rosenhouse won the golf

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but a couple of weeks ago. I don't know if it was a complete

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coincident or not, but I saw a whole bunch of like at Robbie Rosenhouse.

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At Robbie Dash Rosenhouse not a super common name, And I'm like,

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I wonder how many of these are just rubes just hoping one of us?

21:37

Yeah, because wow, if you get one person like Rosie to accidentally send

21:41

you two hundred bucks, is that worth spending time to? Yeah, do

21:45

a fake account with a bank account. I don't know if it's worth.

21:48

It was it Marty that paid the wrong Mark Parrish, Yeah, but then

21:52

got got refunded. He was like a college kid, but Rosie was like,

21:56

well, I guess that guy just made twenty five bucks. I'm like,

21:59

well, you gotta lead, you know, try to get your money back of us. I know he really is. He is, and he

22:04

was not at because they apparently lost uh twice to Max. I guess this

22:08

morning. So did he actually pay you or not? Yeah? You know,

22:11

okay, he paid somebody out and you, But I don't understand asking

22:15

for the correct address after you've already h yeah, he just goes so it's

22:18

at Maxwell Fuller dy go well no, well hang on down. Goddamn it.

22:26

He's not great with names. Oh oh yeah, real quick, say

22:33

one last thing about Brazil that I forgot to bring up that I wish I

22:36

knew beforehand. Apparently Brazilians use k k K instead of LLL oh my,

22:41

so uh yeah. I thought I was talking to this girl and tender and

22:45

uh. I thought we were having a good time, laughing, enjoying ourselves,

22:48

and then she just responds k k K laughing stopped. I thought I

22:55

was about to be a political prisoner. I'm like, oh my god, I'm the next Brittany grinder like the Klan and followed me below the equator and

23:02

I'm not nearly as good at basketball as her. So I'm stock over here. Somebody called them to see somebody called fucking Joe Biden. I'm I'm done,

23:08

Like it's over for me. And then I googled it really quick and

23:11

I found that out. I was like, well, that's something you guys

23:14

should put in the fucking pamp Yeah. Maybe so. Yeah, that was

23:18

a that was a cultural difference that I was not prepared for. All right.

23:22

The last story of the day on the after Party podcast is a warning

23:26

for you, in particular Max. A man in Tanzania was sent to the

23:30

hospital after hearing a snap during sex with his partner. Oh no, no,

23:36

I've got the Did you have you heard a stamp? It might have

23:41

been the find snap occurred when the penis slipped out and lost its way.

23:52

The puppy who lost its way it struck the woman as he was trying to

23:56

reinsert it. Oh no. By the time the unlucky man arrived at the

24:00

hospitalized penis no longer erect, was swollen, painful, and bloody, looked

24:06

like a boomerang. Though the penis contains no bones, it's referred to as

24:11

a fracture when it's fibrous connective tissue called the tunica albuginia is ruptured. An

24:21

MRI revealed that the man had injuredous penis in three separate places and the pair

24:30

of a rectile tissue bodies known as Corporea carvinarsa, and in another area as

24:37

well, called the corpus spongenosum. Additionally, he had Additionally he had sustained

24:45

a partial tear in his urethra oh God damn. Penis fracture is usually considered

24:51

an uncommon condition, but nobody knows how often it really occurs because many men

24:55

are too embarrassed to seek medical treatment for it. However, cases of penis

24:59

fract sure are rising, according to statistics revealed a thirty eight percent increase in

25:03

the condition from twenty fourteen to twenty twenty UM. The growth and penile breakage

25:11

maybe due to an increase and the use of erectile dysfunction drugs such as viagra,

25:15

or the viewing of peni I should say, the viewing of online pornography

25:21

that encourages unusual sexual positions. Penis breakage usually occurs during sexual intercourse, thank

25:26

you. It has also occurred during energetic masturbation. Also, it's happened when

25:37

someone rolled over in bed Jesus Christ God relaxed Linda Blair or banging or by

25:48

banging an erect penis into a door or wallon. The Brazilian study also revealed

25:59

that the risky is sex position for penis fracture is I gotta think missionary,

26:06

gotta be girl on top. The girl on top, that's exactly right,

26:10

the most dangerous position, followed by doggie style. Uh. The penis can

26:15

also be fractured by practicing to quindon makes By the way, the reason why

26:21

I guess that does it makes sense because if she's on top, you have

26:26

minimal control over where it's going, right. She is essentially she's controlling it

26:30

right, So it might be like, hey, what are you doing?

26:33

And then it's like, son of a bitch, I told you to follow

26:37

my lead. Yes, son of a bitch. Now I gotta now embarrassed.

26:41

I'm probably not going to report this. I got Tunica Canjenosa or whatever

26:48

called son of a bitch. You just wait, I'm not done yet. The reason I brought this story up and I did it on the after party.

26:55

The penis can also be fractured by practicing to quindon, a Kurdish word

27:00

meaning to click. To condon involves bending the top of it an erect penis

27:07

while holding the lower shaft in place until a click is heard. Click.

27:14

A fracture penis is usually accompanied by a snapping, bleeding, an immediate loss

27:21

of erection, and a sharp pain. Uh. The injured penis, looking

27:23

swollen and purple with a severe bruise, may be referred to as having eggplant

27:29

deformity. There you go, Well, I'm straight now, so your penis

27:33

isn't quick clicking? Uh? Doctors the click doctor's one that a penis fracture

27:45

isn't something to ignore, zach as it can lead to erectile dysfunction, difficulty

27:48

urinating. Hey, hey, I'm the dude standing beside you at the jurnal.

27:53

Get it out of here, um, painting the penis with erections and

27:59

penile plow which is something you never want to earn. Like most men who

28:03

seek treatment for penis fracture, the patient from Tangania promptly had penis surgery.

28:10

Within three days. He was discharged from the hospital and a catheter in his

28:14

zurath was finally removed twenty one days later. There you go that happened to

28:19

a buddy of mine. Really, he was in Mexico with his I think

28:25

his girlfriend at the time, and it came out, went back in and

28:29

it hit her pelt or her butt bone, yeah, and just smack.

28:33

And he sat in like a I think it was a hospital in Mexico somewhere

28:40

for three hours in his sack was like yeah, he said, it was

28:47

horrible, horrible. I mean, even when you don't break it and that

28:51

happens, it's one of the worst feelings ever unless you're into it. Yeah.

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