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It's pow trip after party Tuesday, June twentieth with Sauce. Max is somewhere.

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My name is Zach Corey Hawk will be here in just a little bit.

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Hawk is probably in the bathroom. And Corey he just walks law and

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kind of funny. He's got a nice little walk on in for him.

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Where did he go? I don't know? Here you here? Are you?

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Hey? There's Corey? Hi, Corey? How are you today?

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Car? Great? Thank you for asking great show this morning. Thanks,

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it was good to have you back right. That sounds since here? Did

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you listen to the yesterday's show? No? Okay? Why was it good

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or bad? Or why are you asking it like that? Well, I'm just wondering if you how you killed your your time yesterday? I did.

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I did two full games of Initials at the fucking airport nice, so I

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was product dive. Okay, two tournament games the Old about the Old Initials

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tournaments. So I have six of the nine tournament games done. I have

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the Detroit Lakes Major done. I have every other game before that done.

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So I'm like almost three months ahead. How many Initials games have you created

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in this calendar year? If you count the two board games. I have

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five min so sixty there plus another so yeah, I don't know, close

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to ninety maybe incredible. Yeah, I don't know. Are you getting good

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at it? Is it like? Are you faster at it now? Or is yes? Yes? Sir Chris walked in. He probably thought he probably

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thinks you're talking about sex? Yeah? Thanks, you're talking sex? Yeah?

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Yeah? What are we talking about today? What? What are we

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talking about today? What's going on the podcast today? Guys? Big podcast

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is here, Dan butteners on the show. I'm are excited to talk to

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him. We're gonna figure you out. Corey. Yeah, I'm a lost cause I just hope whatever I learned I can use it towards the old nine

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year old. I got a um an early look at the chapter that we're

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talking about about um your in particular food and has something to do with the

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size of your peatings. Really yeah, that's really that paragraph. That's what

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I said. So if you have this issue of a small and your name

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is that's just small, it's it's um balls. Yeah, it's oddly shaped.

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I think it's how we shaped cock Yep, whoa, I know that

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that's a that's a hard CE word. Yeah, let's see. And that

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was a little bit floor that Rosie didn't mention the golf at once. Yeah,

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yeah, I thought he was going to do a victory labs. Yeah,

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I would have. He didn't once bring it up. I'm shocked.

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Not with no, not with him. No, I brought no idea like

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off the area. I brought it up with him off the air, and I was like, dude, I thought your guy would get you to the

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finish line. And he said off the air he just couldn't make a putt

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and that was it. I thought he would bring it up. But you

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know, it's the how about when it's the first time in eight majors that

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it hasn't doubled um front runners. I don't know what you mean, like

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we yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Well that's interesting.

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Let's see what else is going on in the world. Oh, courty, did you get hit on anybody horse? And buy any horse? But

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we did, We did get the brow leaning. We were walking back to

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our room at Paris, and I don't know how well you guys know Paris

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at all, but like the elevators up to your rooms, there's a little

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like kind of kiosk with a bunch of snacks and stuff that are all crazy

3:47

overpriced, and there was a pretty long line there. But when we were

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walking past them to go to our elevators, this like twenty three year old

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dude did the lean around the corner of it, but like goes he wants

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to go gaine just just just almost like he was kidding, but he clearly

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wasn't right, but right, he did the full forty five degree leaning,

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just like he was in the fucking matrix. Or like you know, Michael

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Jackson and them Moonwalker video bits. You know, a cocaine. Now,

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I'm wondering, are you more likely to sell cocaine to poker players like and

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when there's a big tournament going because they want to stay awake and stay alert.

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Oh no, and cocaine does that, Wright Sauce, I've heard ya.

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Did you lean it into him? Did you lean into him and go

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can you make it one hundred? No? But if I could turn back

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time, I would do sure. If I could, I would I would

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lean forty five degrees the other way, just go No, they but want

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I'm just kind of mirror. So I thought that was kind of funny.

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The only other thing that made me really laughed super hard over the four days

4:53

there is after on Saturday night, after the Vegas Nights Parade was starting to

4:57

die down and everybody was down towards Team O and the rest of the strip

5:00

was kind of getting cleaned up. They still hadn't let cars back on,

5:02

but so we were kind of walking Las Vegas Boulevard. First of all,

5:08

that's kind of kick ass, where it's almost like Bourbon Street, just gigantic

5:15

opportunities to just kind of like space out and not feel like your sardines walking

5:18

those Vegas paths. It was kind of nicely just walk down the middle of

5:21

Las Vegas Boulevard the wrong direction without cars coming down anyway, but there were

5:27

still a big chunk of people, and from the other direction, this guy

5:32

that was probably pushing seventy or eighty, I don't know hold he was,

5:36

was in a motorized cart, but he was full on nineteen seventy six Elvish

5:43

Yeah, Florin, Yeah, Florina right, and he's aimed right for me.

5:47

So I kind of start backing up, like, oh, I don't

5:49

think he's gonna deviate course. And I swear to god, I know it's

5:57

like seven or eight words, but he turned it into one because he was

6:00

probably ship paced and flooring it. He comes, he comes flying at me,

6:04

and I was slowly moving but not fast enough for him, and he

6:09

just goes, good, what one word and in his get the fuck out

6:18

of the way. But one word. Bit, I'm telling you, did

6:21

not slow down, did not even remotely threaten to change directions. If I

6:27

hadn't moved, this motherfucker was just gonna crash into me. But he gave

6:30

me a last second morning. My god, Elvis is ill tempered, a

6:41

terrible mood, and he died forty years ago. I am pissed too.

6:46

Everywhere. I'm sorry. Elvis was everywhere in Vegas when I first started going there in the finnies. Everywhere, every corner, every I mean he was.

6:53

It was like every casino had a Vegas impersonator off front of it.

6:57

Between that and them handed out pictures of horse, which I guess they saw

7:00

are doing again, by the way, they are doing that again, no doubt about it. They were doing that when we were there and uh whenever

7:05

that was Mars. Yeah, you know the only thing that I think has

7:08

has changed now essentially forever post pandemic and I just I'm just bitter about it

7:13

is pre pandemic. If you got like a cab from the airport, it

7:16

was about thirty bucks and you could get an Uber for about twelves. Now

7:20

ubers are about twenty seven or twenty eight, and it's like, what happened

7:25

to the wow? Naps are cheaper right now. It's it's the convenience of

7:30

the Uber. But if you don't have to wait in a cab line, you're probably saving money just jumping into a cab. That sucks. I love

7:35

the freaking convenience of an Uber. And then then we had this this uhum.

7:41

We had a gal that claims she had an Uber xcel car and then

7:46

there's five of us and she showed up and I go, can this hold

7:49

five? And she basically opened her trunk and she's like, yes, one

7:53

can go in there, and I'm like, excuse me, And so we

7:56

put my nephew basically in this little kind of bitch seat in the back and

8:01

he's probably six two. That did not But I'm like this, how does

8:07

Uber allow vehicles like that? Shouldn't they just know by making model like this

8:11

cannot count as an Uber x This you got to be four or less passengers,

8:15

but they just want the extra you know, get the old extra person

8:18

up charge and milk another like nine dollars out of you for a terrible,

8:24

terrible seat. Like a month ago, I took an Uber and the guy

8:28

told me, he's like, now they unless it's like an Uber xcel,

8:31

they're not really going to pick you up because it's not worth just a regular

8:35

Uber to pick you up with how much money Uber takes. By the way,

8:39

I didn't talk about the sing here. One of the things that I thought was super interesting that I hadn't thought of so about God, we were

8:46

we were at the Venetian about three o'clock that the so four hours before the

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Vegas Nights victory parade. Yep, we ordered an Uber and it was taking

8:54

forever and by the way, because my dad was with Otherwise we would have

8:58

watched what do we care? But my dad's so we're gonna Uber back comparently

9:01

right, and it says like, oh, six minutes away, We're like

9:05

perfect, But then the you guys, WO know the Uber area and Venetian

9:09

how it's in that parking ramp. Yeah, you gotta like be on level

9:11

three. Ye suck, But the area was like packed with people, like

9:16

one hundred people waiting for ubers, And I'm like, what is going on

9:18

here? It's like three o'clock. This isn't like peak ubertime. What's the

9:22

deal? Took forever took, forever took forever. We finally look, we

9:26

look off the back of the ramp. They were searching the trunks of everybody

9:31

coming into the ramp, just to take an extra step in case somebody brings

9:35

guns into the ramp and then has an angle at the parade. And I'm

9:39

like, well, and I think the Venetians actually too far down, but

9:43

I think the across the board the strip was basically saying we have to take

9:48

extra steps about anybody that has access to higher floors. So they were there

9:54

were a couple of casinos. When you would walk onto the strip, it

9:58

basically would say like no, no backpacks or blah blah. I think forget

10:01

the list of three or four things that they weren't allowing you to take in

10:05

or out. Basically after three o'clock they were trying to do like something more

10:09

than just going well, let's hope for the best. Yeah. So I don't know if it was a deterrent enough, but I mean, nothing happened,

10:16

But yeah, I don't know what else you can do because I could

10:20

have had a gun on I mean, there was no way of stopping me.

10:22

But they were trying to make sure people didn't get up on parking ramps

10:24

with wow with angles and guns in their trunks. So they had to stop

10:28

every uber from going into the ramp and do a quick in car search.

10:33

And then they'd made everybody open up their trunk and they had security going through

10:37

every single vehicle entering the ramp. So it took four ever and then our

10:41

guy canceled after he was in the f ramp, so we waited almost thirty

10:45

minutes almost, and then the guy canceled, and I'm like, you're already

10:48

in the ramp, dude, you went through security. Why are you canceling on us. Somebody might have jumped in his cab or his car maybe somebody.

10:54

Yeah, I've had people do that. Somebody probably said I'll give you

10:56

fifty bucks cash, just cancel. I'd do that before I was actually um

11:01

in Saint Paul Um we played remember when we played I don't think you were

11:05

with us actually now? And I say that Zacho well, we played um

11:09

Saint Patrick's Day outdoors in Saint Paul on the stage right by the Xcel Energy

11:13

Center. After the show, we got in an uber. As we were

11:18

in the uber, this drunk bastard walks up and knocks on the door a

11:22

window. The lady rolls down the window. He says, Um, if

11:24

you give me this uber and kick them out, I'll give you one hundred dollars. Yeah, and I was like, get the fuck out of here.

11:28

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that, yeah yeah,

11:33

yeah, especially in Vegas. Yeah. Um, I was getting around

11:37

by the way down there's the track coming in. I didn't I didn't see

11:41

it, to be honest with because I didn't go all the way down to that side because it's on the it's on the north end, right by like

11:46

Resorts World and stuff. Isn't that the side that it's on. Well,

11:48

it runs right Vegas Las Vegas Boulevard is the is the front stran completely reopened

11:54

back up again. I saw traffic both ways the whole time. It's a

11:58

freaking nightmare. Oh really repay they have to repave. They have to pave

12:03

it down town right formula there was there was toffic going both ways and the

12:07

Yeah, the farthest I went was Venetian I think. Interesting, that's most

12:11

of the way down. And yeah, outside of the parade, it was absolutely wide open both times. Yeah. The pit area, the paddock they

12:18

call it, is behind the planet Hollywood back over the Yeah, fucking ug

12:22

Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be something else, man Cray. They're gonna

12:24

use it like once a year, right, but it'll be a lot of

12:28

money coming in that that weekend. My goodness. You know one place I'm

12:31

done with in Vegas and yeah, it's not for me, but I'm just

12:35

in and out so overrated. I'm done with in and out. Yeah. No again, I'm a fries and shake guy, so I'm the wrong guy

12:41

to ask, but I the fries are super super super average and the shakes

12:46

are just okay. I'm done within and out good. Yeah, the burghers

12:52

incredible and but the thing within and out though, is is it's like culvers.

12:56

People out there don't get calvers, so when they come to town, they want culvers. If we had in and out every day, or it'd

13:01

be the same thing in and out it's incredible twice a year. Yeah that's

13:07

it. Maybe, yeah, maybe it every day, No way, I

13:09

don't know, and it's just printing money the lines like out the door day

13:15

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the only one near the strip, and

13:18

there's one on the other side of the drive through and stuff. I think,

13:24

oh, maybe it's you, But I mean how that you went to

13:28

the one and you've been doing like when you lived in La Oh. Yeah,

13:31

it's been around forever for sure. Yeah. Man, Yeah, Like

13:35

gms of that place make like one hundred and seventy five grand a year.

13:39

You can't believe how packed that especially one in Hollywood. The one in Hollywood

13:43

is walking distance from Sunset Boulevard and it's always fucking packed, always packed.

13:48

Yeah, it's pretty cool. Machine twice three a couple of times a year.

13:52

It's incredible. Yea, yeah, I like it. A couple of

13:54

things the birthday wise, I did and we didn't get to on the show. First, I want to wish my guy from Aquarius Mike Irvin also known

14:00

as Mervin Irvine Mike Irvine the Birthday I Wish Today. Listened to the podcast

14:05

Thank You Happy Birthday Brother. Nicole Kidman Birthday Today, Younger than I thought

14:09

she was going to be. Hell, do you think she is forty nine.

14:11

Oh, she's got to be older than that, because she was in

14:15

Thunder was like ninety right. Days of Thunder was thirty two years ago,

14:20

and she must have been in her mid twenty Sorry, I'll guess again,

14:22

eighty four, So she's got to be close to sixty fifty six fifty six

14:26

okay, yeah, fifty six said seven, I heard you over there.

14:30

You were close. Bass player for Van Halen. Michael Anthony is sixty nine

14:33

today. Yep, John Goodman, how do you think he is today?

14:37

Six seventy eight, seventy something Walter's from Yeah, yeah, I did yea

14:43

yeah, are you seventy one? Ye? Lionel Richie it pointed its house

14:50

out during the US Open about eighty thousand times. You were very bitter.

14:54

But but but like if you live there, Yeah, you would be too,

15:00

wouldn't you if like people are like, now I know where fucking Lionel

15:03

Richie live. Yeah, maybe that was It probably wasn't national knowledge before Sunday,

15:09

but I'm sure it was local knowledge. Everybody knows he lives on the Linel Richie is too busy, fucking yeah man, Yeah, he's lying a

15:16

Richie. Yeah, he's fucking on the ceiling, a fucking massive crank.

15:18

He's seventy four. Oh yeah. During his expirations in fifteen forty two,

15:24

conquistador Francisco Day or Alana, reported encounters with formidable tribes of women warriors.

15:33

The encounters reminded him of the warrior women of Greek mythology, of course,

15:37

the Amazons, so he decided to name the river the Amazon River. Do

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you guys know that? No mean either, bitch, But the website Amazon

15:46

dot com is not named after the river. It's named after the Amazon and

15:50

from the Nintendo game Pro Wrestling. Yeah, that is very true. And nobody beats the Amazon. Nobody beats the Amazon. That one kid got punched

15:56

in the face of the birthday good memory, That is Correctn't that your buddy?

16:00

Yep said, nobody beats the Amazon. I was eight years old and

16:06

my parents hated him for about ten years, basically until he was an adult.

16:08

They thought he was just a shitty kid because he came to my birthday

16:11

party. Him and another kid were playing Nintendo's Pro Wrestling. Eric lost as

16:17

the Amazon. I believed the King Corn Karn or whatever his name was,

16:21

or Star Man or some and he just locked and loaded a punch and punched

16:27

Tom Henkle right in the face while he was saying, nobody beats the Amazon.

16:32

I can see Eric doing that. Yeah, I can see him doing that. Funch kid right in the face. It was funny. But my

16:37

parents and like this kid's ship and then they ended up loving him when he

16:41

was an adult, but they did not care for him when he was eight years and was funny or no. Yeah, a couple of times i've nobody

16:47

beats the Amazon. According to a new poll, half of us miss going

16:52

to the mall. I do like cruising the mall. Same yeahzel they got

16:59

picking up weight, but now pick it up bitches. In all seriousness,

17:03

That's one of the reasons why I love Mall of America is their food court

17:06

isn't trash. It's like legit, you have options. The rest of the mall food courts now it's depressing because it just looks like somebody meat sauced the

17:15

name of the restaurant, the graphics of the restaurant. It looks like there's

17:18

three meat sauces working back there. They don't want to. Yeah, it's

17:22

just like, does anybody care? Can somebody put a little effort and you

17:25

go to the Mall of America. The food courts have legit options a plus

17:30

neon signage, digital signs. We're ever going to come to the like this

17:37

area, it would be the Mall of America. It's where they would put yeah, right, ye, I don't know how because they're pretty know,

17:42

they're pretty well known for their drive through. I think if they just dropped

17:47

a drive through, it would crush. Yeah, if they I would say Bloomington would probably be or Maple Grove because Maple Group has to have everything they

17:53

do. Just don't do what Sonic did right and putting ninety billion stores up

17:57

and then have it backfire. You're almost there's almost two left. I thought

18:03

there was one. Well, there's one that happens bloom, there's one in

18:06

Elk River. Oh is there really? Yeah? Oh, never mind.

18:10

Then I did not realize I've a handful of them holding on. But man,

18:12

they were a bunch. They didn't make it. Yeah, because they

18:15

habanded Sonic. Yeah, it's the same thing that I think their drinks are

18:18

super good, their slushies are awesome. Food's just okay, but it's just

18:22

so it was just so cool when it pops up. You're like, this

18:26

is awesome. Finally some new stuff. Yeah, new stuff is always good.

18:30

M hmm yeah. The rollerblading, yeah people, Max's awesome. Yeah,

18:36

it's pretty good. Well roller Girl sixty people. The people surveyed do

18:41

want the malls to come back? Things people miss the most convenience window shopping,

18:48

the food court and picking up bitches. Yeah, that that was one,

18:52

but it was number one. Foot Court's number one for me. Yeah. Well that's what they held the media day for the Super Bowl at the

18:56

Mall of America when the Cousins went a shack yeah, shake jack also good

19:03

yeah, yeah, the one in Vegas. In fact, that's the funny

19:06

thing about Vegas is every chain restaurant is like the best version of that chain.

19:11

Yeah, that's Vegas is the best. All the greatest restaurants in the

19:15

world are in one two places where they originate in Las Vegas, like Raising

19:19

Canes. You know those rich ass stores that you and Carli go to.

19:22

Yeah, and what's the name of that crystals? Crystals? Yeah, yeah,

19:26

how do you like? I walked through there? Yeah, and I

19:30

never seen anybody in the stores, or do you see like one person in

19:33

the stores. They must sell ship for a shitload of money in order to

19:37

pay the rent to stay in there. And like the Louis Vattan store is

19:41

two stories. I think it's the biggest one in the world except for the

19:45

one in New York goddamn, but that one, like you go at the

19:48

right time, it's packed, really people, Yeah, because people the only

19:52

time stores when we had like a super good day gambling. That's what a

19:56

lot of people do, is they just win big or they have fucking carly

20:02

money and or like. But you know that, you know that the walkway

20:04

from Cosmo to Aria or Crystals, right, and it's for the last year

20:08

and a half, it's been like coming soon and so and so that's mostly

20:11

done now and a lot of those stores are starting to open up. Massive

20:15

step down from Crystals. There's a Vegas souvenir shop that looks like it's should

20:19

be in some shitty strip mall. Sure, and then the I cannot believe

20:23

this is gonna last is this does not make any sense to me. Somebody

20:26

would have to explain to me why they've didn't. But you know what, I'm gonna say, what Marshals it's Ross or Ross. Oh, there's there's

20:32

a giant Ross store on the on the bottom. Now you can take the

20:36

stairs down underneath kind of crystals, a giant Ross store. So you have

20:41

maybe the ex most expensive stores in the mall or in the in the area,

20:45

one level higher than you. Who the fuck is going anywhere near Crystals

20:51

to shop at Ross? No? No, but that's not even closed to

20:55

Excalibur, right, people from Excalibur, the same way some of us are

20:59

allergic to Excalibur. Yeah, Excalibur folks ain't going to Crystals. No,

21:03

right, They're gonna be like, I can't go in there. Yeah across,

21:07

yeah, across the way. But think of the rent that that place

21:10

costs. How are they going to sell enough shitty T shirts or whatever they're sell? How is it? It's a gigantic space, It's huge. Wow,

21:18

I didn't know that it's it's it's not open yet because the store is

21:21

empty. But it's in there and the signage is up and stuff. But they haven't filled it yet. But man, I just can't believe that's gonna

21:26

last. But go ahead, Ross, prove me wrong. Yeah, looks

21:30

it looks like is there ridiculous? Wrong, say Corey Cove. We wouldn't

21:37

be here. Yeah. It is crazy though, how how much that changes

21:41

just to have something in that little walkway instead of just kind of weird construction

21:45

sites. Over the last half of the years, it feels new and that

21:49

kind of nice, brightest shit. All of the screens. Man, ever,

21:52

seems like everybody has gigantic new digital screens. They all had, you

21:56

know, congrats Vegas nights the whole weekend. My room in March blazing brightness.

22:02

My room in March at at pH was facing that. You know,

22:04

there's a great view and everything. But man, at night, when that

22:07

screen would fire up and it would be in the full brightness, like my

22:11

whole room was, it was lit up. I mean. The nice thing

22:15

is most of those those windows are tinted, but that's gonna be an issue

22:18

if they keep making these things brighter and gigantic. Is this yeah, you

22:32

know, Yeah, Sauce, you've never stuck around and listening it gets good

22:37

man. No, that guy's so loud and there everywhere now and there's that

22:42

one area now just south of Planet Hollywood. It's like nothing that they're doing,

22:48

and they just camp out there because nobody's Yeah, there was a there

22:51

was a guy with a sign that said free bibles, but he wasn't doing the speech bit. He wasn't didn't have the megaphone, just sitting there And

22:56

I'm like, you have no inventory? Did you give him all away?

23:00

Now you're just sitting here. Yeah, Like this is a weird, Like

23:03

if you're homeless, saying free bibles is an interesting stret Are you asking for

23:07

free bibles or are giving them away? There were a few people who needed

23:11

toilet paper. Maybe maybe you know honestly, so, I don't know,

23:18

Kenny. I can't understand what he said, but I think that's what he

23:22

said. I'm going to hell anyway. I'll see their core whoever gets there

23:32

first, save you. I don't want to see it. Correct shotgun, shotgun new ill have newer equipment down there. Yeah, well now you're going

23:41

there. Yeah, but we're gonna have to listen to all those podcasts new

23:45

from the iHeart Radio app. Jesus lives the Houston Rockets. He lives for

23:56

the Houston Rockets. He loves Rocket basketball. Why wouldn't he? I don't

24:00

know. Fuck off? Okay, whatever. Man an aggressive way to end

24:03

the podcast ended on a softer note. You just pushed the microphone away.

24:07

Yeah, say something nicer. Say Please, how about say happy birthday,

24:11

Irvin? Happy birthday Mervin. Now say something positive that uplifts, queer aspires

24:15

people. Okay with that too, But did you get your shitter fixed yet?

24:18

I got what's wrong with your shitter? You haven't heard about shithole problem?

24:22

Tell about your shiitthole? What's going on? Uh? Oh, man,

24:26

you gotta tell him the whole story. I don't want to talk.

24:29

I'll tell him. So. So Nordo came over his house and took a

24:33

gigantic shit and then when he left there was shit and sauces bathtub like all

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over bath and your bath on the back. Oh sorry, So wait,

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did he shit in the bathtub or it back up into the Yeah he might,

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honestly, by the way, brand new house. Hey, normoll, come over, let's watch golf. Just shits in it fantastic, goes right

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to the tub. So it turns out that his sewer line has got tree

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roots going through it. So he's got to replace his dire sewer lines for their ship all over his house. WHOA, how expensive is that going to

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be? About thirty thousand dollars? There's no there's no pushback on the old

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previous owners or in direction. Yeah, M is that right? Man?

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You don't know something's in the work, something's up. Yeah, you know

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a guy smell a lawsuit? I know a guy. I smell shit in

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your bath down? Yeah, your dad's over there spraying it like he's laid

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in the fall. Hey, Paul, Paul, I can ask you a

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question. You ever you ever run a nice, warm bath full of noo

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shit for your gal? And then read fifty shades a Greater love? Thanks?

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Or all right? Bye everybody, peace out after party. I love you.