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betting? You're gonna check? You're just gonna give up? That's boring.

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Don't just check? Race raise race, go all in? Oh fuck off?

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Well yeah, period, go all in, you fucking fucker. Yeah,

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man, Yeah, I'm playing haveing poker right now. I'm just I'm

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just on here as hockey h a w k y, not hockey kfan,

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none of that. Jack. Let's see a Sauce butchers this flush straw.

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I don't know why you need to be Why are you butchering a flush straw?

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You bet it? Let's see if the guy he's looking you up,

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he's raising you. What's he raising him? As a Oh there you go.

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You turn the flush? But two aces on the board, Sauce,

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what are you gonna do? Just jam it? Just jam it in there, in there to keep jam it in there. Let's see if he calls

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he called finger, you're queen on the river right now. If he has

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ace queen race, Jack, you're screwed. You're going all in. I

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hope he has a full house. Hope you're come on, damn it,

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this guy just went all in and I've got a seven and a six. Do you know how to play? Do you know how to finger your butth

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hole? Yeah? Actually he does. He has said that on the air

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multiple times. And he doesn't mind a pinky once in a while, son

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of a bitch beat me. Okay, so I calmed down. You know, I I'm gonna be honest with you, as Zecho. I'm afraid of

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trying the pinky thing. I'm not gonna do it. I think it's too

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late. I'm not even gonna go into this. I'm saying. I know,

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I know. I mean, if you even talked to Max about it,

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like we we don't talk about Max sticking his finger in your butt hole

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that like our own butt holes or whatever. But like other there's like a

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lot of straight guys now and I know one of them and we gotta I

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think we may have to talk about this off air. Former uh, former

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Vikings player, um that are like getting into this now? It's crazy weet.

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How do you know that a former Viking fingers his own butt hole?

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Because we did an investigation yesterday and it came up with some fascinating results.

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I could not be more confused than I am. Who who is we?

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Who did this research? And how? What kind of research social media?

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By you were spurted on? Oh god, you loved spurted. That's a

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gross sword. Who did research? I did the research, but I was

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I was asked to do these on social media. Were asked to do the

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research by a person on the show yesterday. So Ben, yeah, and

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uh yeah, you just turn We talked about this last week. So but

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how do you know that guy fingers his own butthole, because there is well

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he does more than this finger there's videos from him do his own butthle o

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more than furing so he he's he's got his own only fans, but he's

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currently on the roster. No, no former oh so a former Viking.

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Yeah, I know who it is because I know who you guys were talking about yesterday. But you found out We'll tell you in a second. But

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that's some investigating journalism right there. You should be Yeah, yeah, he

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has an only fan where he does what um well, I don't know.

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It's forty dollars a month, but his Twitter is um was. It's a

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bit aggressive. I'm not gonna lie anything to offer me other than fingering his

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own butthole. Um does he have tips? Yeah? It was more than

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just the tip in there. Man, No, he's going, he's all,

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He's all. Is that right? Actually? Ask you a question?

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Yeah, would it surprise people to know that this gentleman I enjoys such things?

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Or is this common knowledge? If you know what I mean? Um,

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I think it would surprise people. I don't know how many people would

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remember him because he wasn't necessarily the biggest name. Um. He had some

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years though, but he's not. It's not like he uses he doesn't and

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I should not. He doesn't use a fake name, like is that right?

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So he all right? So I'm a little surprised had it come out.

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Then he still likes he likes women do. But I don't think.

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I just think he likes banging anything that moves or actually a lot of the

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stuff doesn't move, but even lizards and chickens like there's he's yeah, like

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I said, most actually most of the stuff on Twitter, the stuff he's

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banging, or actually the stuff he's banging is banging him and it's not moving.

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Got it pretty mass. The things that he's banging are moving. He's

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banging dead things. So he's just banging himself into it inanimate objects, So

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we're not just talking dildos. He's putting his mostly dildo. So is he

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putting it against the waller on looking up on the floor? Can you get

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I need hints, but I'm not asking you tell me the names. But

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this guy obviously is embarrassed by it if he's doing it on the on the

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line. Yeah, it's a little weird defense. He can't be embarrassed by

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it, right, you said he's not pretending to change names or anything.

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No. He a member of a political party. That would surprise me.

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Um, I don't know what his politics are. Okay, oh oh boy,

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how many kids? Brilliant? H I get it took me a while.

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Now, look, Zachary, the reason why I asked you If he

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does stock tips as well as I can only god, oh my god,

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let's see. I want to say I'm not afraid of Okay, so well

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boy, and he to be Lieutenant Governor Jack. That's real. That's that's

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him. Man, Zack. Here's like a little less explicit, but that's

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him. Why would you do that? Not that, I mean, why

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would you put that on the line? Um, well for forty bucks a

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month. I mean that got mean millions and millions and millions and millions of

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dollars an entrepreneur. He's got his own like line of d um like weird

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un so yeah, all right, I mean good for him. I can't

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tell who it is? Yeah? Oh really really? Yeah? Wow?

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Did you use that yesterday when you went home? No? No, I

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um even I was a little. Uh, I'm gonna use Apparently you can

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get a lot in there. The reason why I asked you if he also

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does stock tips is because I can only on one hand name the number of

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vikings I would like to know who stick fingers in their own buttholes. Maybe

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three or four, five at the most, and he's not one of them.

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Again, I would be cool if it was just I mean, I'm

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cool either way, but I'm shocked at it that it's more he's using dicks.

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Oh yeah, that's incredible. He's just going for it. I'm completely

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cool with him doing whatever he wants to do. I'm just shocked that he's filming it and putting on do whatever you want? Yeah, for sure,

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man, But hey, you know what good he's making money? Would you

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finger your own asshole on only fans. If everybody paid you forty dollars a

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month, nobody, if everybody in this room, if you made one hundred

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and sixty a month yourself finger in your own ass, your own asshole.

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How much money would it take? Though? What if? What if we got a thousand people to pay forty dollars a month for how long? Uh?

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Six months? Get any length? He couldn't do it for six months,

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He's got to work. Yeah, myanus would get out. I'd pink

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sock myself. Would you do it for six months? If we got a

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thousand people to pay that at forty bucks a person? Yeah, how much

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money is you tell me it's at forty grand a quarter of a million.

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No, it's four grand month, Okay, fuck off, it's forty grand

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a month, right, forty times a thousand is forty thousand? Yeah?

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Sure shit, yeah man, no way, dude, forty grand free And

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yeah, everybody's gonna have video of you sticking you're in your ass for the

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rest of the time. But I wouldn't show my face. There are people and only fans that don't show their face, but your face, you gotta

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show the face. If you did, you pay forty bucks to see that.

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I didn't pay forty bucks to see that that you No, that's that's

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not my thing. Man, How did you find that? Then you found a league version? Oh what, No, it's he he's got two Twitter

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accounts. No, he did not on Twitter. That was free on Twitter.

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Down on the thing is on Twitter? Yes, on Twitter, he

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put that on Twitter. I thought that that was against the rules. Twitter

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is free for a man that changes everything. Yeah, I gotta go film

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some shit guys. Uce, Why don't you to start fingering your asshole on

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Twitter? Just like a drug deal that lets their clients try some coke for

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the first time for free. I'm gonna go the ops. Would you please

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stop finging your asshole on Twitter? I don't finger my asshole on not on

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Twitter. You were God damn. I hate catching you on Lake men a

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tonk on somebody's random boat. Just fingered your own asshole, fingered uranus.

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Yeah, that's what we're asking you to do. Any So, that that was incredible. That was not what I thought I was gonna say. I

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did not think we would start the podcast with a former Viking banging themselves.

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But okay, yeah, man, let him. Let him do it.

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Let them do it. Everybody's allowed to do anything they want in the privacy of their own home and apparently on Twitter, which is just fine. Pat

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Bixler, that's how I say. I thought that was the former Viking that

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didn't I thought you were outing them, Pat Bixler, Yep, that's how

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you say the name, right, Yes, sir, you've got a game

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for us A little before and after? Wow, wow before I ran out

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of content. I have too much time on my head. Yeah, such

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that is not true. I know how many jobs you have. Pat's a

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friend of the show. I've been coming in on Tuesday's works everywhere, does

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everything good kid, And he's going to be a radio star someday, uh

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if radio still exists. Uh. And you want to do before and after?

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So do you guys remember how to play this, because I guess I

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don't. Yeah, core Old dominant, Marvin Harrison Ford bit, oh yeah,

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okay, gotcha, gota okay cool gives two things that combined with a ward in the middle. I haven't want to us against Corey started. No,

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I don't want to be on your team. You might finger my asshole

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without permission again. All right, whoever loses this game has to film themselves

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fingering their own butthole on Twitter for free. Whoever, whoever watermission, whoever

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loses this game, Okay, then I'll walk out of the room, all

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right. So um, the topic is gonna be either song lyrics, slash

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titles and movies. So um, we have to yell at our name right

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correct, yell at her name, and yeah, that is my live stream

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true right there that you're diddling around the studio. Just I believe in the

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last sixty seconds saw his credit carded Zach with your vinyl Rocket Club vinyl,

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and it looked like he either did it or faked farted and then waved it

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with your rocket Club vinyl. He may like, like I'm the like he's

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a fucking jester. He may have just been kidding, but right now he's doing it. He's pretending that it's a Donkey's tale swatting away flies from Zanas,

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which at some point here in the next ten minutes his finger will be

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inside. Honestly, if you don't want it, you don't have to have

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it. No, I'm sorry. By the way, I wonder outside of

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Haven, I wonder why this podcast hasn't accumulated other sponsors. I mean,

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these are good topics. You can tell we put in a lot of work.

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Listen, I don't know. People are working and we're figuring it out.

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Maybe this is the thing. Maybe Pat's the missing ingradingo Pat. All

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right, So I will say some of them are a little obscurer, obscurer

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than others. So I do apologize, and we'll start. We'll start easy

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and we'll get harder. That's like the video I just watched, all right,

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A personal villain foe of American territories, personal villain, oh of American

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territor, Corey arch enemy of the state, and um m hm say it

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again, a personal villain foe of enemy or American territories. I haven't got

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a clue on this one. If you know, again, Corey, feel free to jump in. Are they all song lyrics? And then the second

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half is movies? Is that what you're saying to either song lyrics or a

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song title and then a movie or vice versa. But it rivals McDonald's.

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Is he right? I will give you a hint, Corey, you are

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very close. I don't know. I don't know my own worst enemy of

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the States. Yeah, I got it, my own worst thing. Get

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it? Yeah, I get it. Get it? Okay. Arch Enemy

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isn't a name of a song I could think of, but it just fitted. So that's why I want with it. That's why I tried to say

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personal, so like your own self, but got it again. I do

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apologize, all right. Number two, sir, mix a lot drives a

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DeLorean. Maybe got back to the future. There you go, look at

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that. Okay, all right? Number three, Johnny Utah skydived and surfed

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while body was doing this. Uh, Paul Forward Viking fingered his asshole.

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All right, Oh that's right, Johnny Utah. Johnny Utah skydive and surf

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while body was doing this. And again it can go either uh title first,

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then movie or movie then I all mhm point break dance. I don't

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know, man, Paul, is it point? No? That's right,

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Johnny Utah skydived and surfed while body was doing this. He was robbing banks.

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So mm hmmm, you let me know when you give up, and

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I'll I'll lead you to the water. No idea? Um okay, So

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Johnny Utah, the what's the movie? WoT break? Okay? Bodie was

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doing what robbing banks? Which is doing something he was breaking, break heist,

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point breaking the law. Yeah, yeah, yeah, now I get

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it. Yeah, breaking is the hard part because it's not point breaking.

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See what you just that's tricky. That's that's the that's tricky. I was

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trying to think of points, break the bank or something. I got again,

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they're not perfect point breaking. That's that's what we just saw, all

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right. Yes, that was an aggressive video, Zachary. That was really

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something. Yeah, why don't keep showing it to us? Yeah? That's

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uh, that's one of those two girls in one cup things that I will

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never be able to unsee. Why is it the background on your phone?

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Number four? Fire or Carpenter left left, left right left, flightless birds,

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buyer or Carpenter left ants marching of the penguins. There you go,

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wow, oh wow. Fuck Number five. I'm gonna screw this word up.

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Anna flomorphic mouse, tiny scary creature, Stewart Little Things, Stewart Little

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This one is probably the hardest one, and Corey might only get it.

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Go try again, Anna flomorphic mouse, tiny scary creature. And I have

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a hint with this one for you. When you tap out Stewart Little Monsters.

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Now there you go a little monster royal blood got it? Are you

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gonna Are you gonna say? Former Viking finger in his asshole? Obvious?

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Think it was that mouse in the fucking chucky cheese place. Chuck cheese,

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chuck e cheese. All right, Um, young Bob Seeger's physical description weight

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of a Heart? Um uh, I don't get the first it's like a

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rock, No, he says, Is that what it is is like a

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rock? No? Okay, it's when that one party says I was a

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little too tall, could use yeah, exactly a little too tall? And

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what was the second part, Weight of a Heart? It's a movie title?

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What they fucking won? They got, um A little too tall weight

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of a Heart? Anybody too tall? Tall? I don't. I don't

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know any no idea, No Zachary got anything. No, a little too

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tall? Could have used seven pounds? Oh seven? Okay? Yeah,

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oh yeah, that's very obscure. Yeah, right, As like I said,

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they do get harder. Nobody saw that Will Smith movie I did. It was very average. I think that broke his streak, right, wasn't

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that the first movie that he had? U didn't open to one hundred million

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in like a bazillion straight there's a movie about a former viking. Right now,

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that's gonna get a lot of It's called seven pounds. Here's the first

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pound. I think here's the second pound. It looked like it, didn't

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it. Go ahead, baby, it's all about the he said, ceased,

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he said, she said. Matthew McConaughey keeps getting older, but they

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keep staying the same age. Yeah, let's break stuff into days and confused.

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What comes right before that lyric or after? I guess m masturbation?

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No again, that's what we saw before this with Ray who figured out it

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gets on Twitter. It's not like I mean, we could say it.

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You're giving him more business, you know, you're giving him. Yeah,

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he is giving himself to business back. Do you want it again or do

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you give up? I give up? Uh, just one of those days

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and confused? Oh yeah, man, you forgetting it can be le rick.

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Yeah, you think of the song titles. I don't know, I

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don't care if you get big tits Jesus, Well, it's true. These

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two are by far by the way, don't forget to Maybe I'll I have

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to tell you guys this off air. You know we always joke about how

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like, oh, guys, don't realize it. If you follow porn on

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Twitter, it'll say like Mark Rosen follows so and so I found somebody else

21:07

on Instagram that happens to like a very specific genre of gals. And it

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keeps making me laugh because every time I'm like followed by blank, like,

21:18

Jesus, do you know who it is? Let me see if you show

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me the same name, I know. I just let me just say I know somebody's genre for sure. Based no, not that person is no.

21:30

No, somebody w work with no. No but to your boys. Oh

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really yeah? Yeah. So apparently Twitter added this feature where you double click

21:42

a video it likes the tweet. So yesterday, while I was in my

21:48

investigation, I went to like to get out of it because I was truly

21:52

a gas taken aback by it. Like that was ridiculous. It's pretty expressive.

21:55

I accidentally liked the video os Dental likes. Oh sure, but if

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anybody saw Zach Halverson liked that videos, okay, everybody gets it. I

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didn't like it. Oh yeah, sure, okay, yeah like thing.

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I mean, you could do whatever you want. I'm not. But the

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other thing I don't get about people who follow people is that's not even liking.

22:26

Right, Like if I if I go on any of your profiles, I can see who follows you and who you follow right, So this person

22:33

has a very specific genre of gals that they're following, and it's just out

22:37

there in the publics. I don't know if this person knows that. Are they chubby? Uh? Partially? Yeah? Okay? Oh do they have

22:42

big old butts? I'm sure you guys in a second podcast almost that it's

22:48

almost over. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well, I hate when

22:53

you guys don't tell me this the answers to the question. I just don't

22:56

want to. I don't want to say it on the air. We're not

22:59

on the air because I love this person. I just fascinated. But so

23:03

it was Chad Abbott. Oh everybody knows what that's true. You're right,

23:07

man, I got a poop um. Okay. So here's the thing.

23:11

The NFL Draft is on Thursday. Are you going to do another big time

23:17

podcast on Thursday about the NFL Draft? Yeah? Ben and I could,

23:19

sure, Yeah you don't have to, but we're doing Yeah, we could.

23:22

We're doing Norder and Iron tomorrow night from seven to eight on All the

23:26

cafe and social media channels. But yeah, we it bends up for Oh

23:32

and you know what one last thing I did, I forgot to do it yesterday. I want to say it again, Man, I loved still Hanskis

23:37

movie. In fact, I would say, yeah, we forgot to get to that. I would say, in a lot of ways, not funnier,

23:41

but it is a better movie than super Bad, really super Troopers than

23:45

Supertroopers. Um, it's just it's a it's a really well done movie.

23:49

It looks great. You can't. I mean, it is absolutely one percent

23:53

a real big time movie. If you know what I'm saying, you got

23:56

you know what I yeah, Um, I think the story's great. The

24:00

acting is really good. Eric does a great job. Um the girl from

24:03

the one show where she's out in the space with seth um from Oh God,

24:10

McFarlan McFarland. Yeah, what his name that show Deep Space Guardians?

24:12

No Opal, Yeah, she's his co star on there. Yeah, she's

24:19

in the movie as the as the hot babe. There's some very funny things

24:23

in there. Man, I encourage you to watch it on Hulu. It's

24:26

called Quasi and it's worth your time. I like it well done. Eric

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Stolhansky, all right, hey, thanks for trying. Appreciate it. That's

24:33

a good way to play. Yeah, no, I appreciate it. Man.

24:36

Do you know what, Sometimes you gotta swing for the fences like Martin Moistu. Yeah, right, which great, thanks slut horror man. No,

24:42

he sits. It's hard doing bits with you. Made me laugh so

24:47

hard. He just teared on the fourth Wall and he's hard doing bits with

24:51

you. God damn that. I'm fucking sorry. Oh just go finger,

24:55

you're you know what, Yeah, he's right. Goodbye, everybody, thank

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you for listening to this stupid ass goddamn podcast. We love you, Haven

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Poker. Bye,