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Even a man who is pure at

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heart and says his prayers

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by night may become

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a wolf when he wolves , the inblowns

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and the autumn moon is bright

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is the Power's Point podcast's spectacular

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Halloween episode . Scott

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drop the beat .

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Well , hello , hello , welcome to the Power's Point

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podcast , season four , episode

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29 . I even have

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it right here on my paper S4

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, season 29 . All right , I

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just messed that one up . I'm

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your host , scott Powers , and with me

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, as always , is the

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one , and only Jim

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says the sign .

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Hello everybody in podcast listening

1:17

world .

1:19

Jim , today we

1:21

got a big episode . It

1:24

seems to be one of the most rowing

1:27

holidays around the world

1:29

because I know now it's

1:31

just a couple years old in Canada

1:33

, a couple years old in Australia

1:36

. It's starting to really catch

1:38

on to American

1:40

standards . Costumes

1:42

and candy and all that and

1:45

being at UNI are of age

1:48

, a long age

1:50

. We have lots of things that we

1:52

like and dislike on

1:54

this holiday , so we're going to talk

1:56

about it today .

1:59

Let's get into it .

2:01

So the first subject let's

2:05

drop , let's

2:07

say favorite classic horror

2:09

movies .

2:10

Okay .

2:11

Top three or top five , whatever you

2:13

want . Okay , top three , all right .

2:17

What's your top three ?

2:18

So let's go with the old 1930s

2:21

classic Dracula

2:24

with Bella Lagosse , because

2:26

, yes , there's no other vampire

2:29

movie if it's not

2:31

Bella .

2:32

Oh , yeah , that's . I mean , he's the gold standard

2:34

, the O , well , not

2:36

the OG , but probably

2:38

the most . When you think of Dracula

2:40

, the character , that is the person you think he

2:43

created that whole language

2:45

, that whole movement , that whole acting he

2:48

was . He is Dracula .

2:49

And you know , when he died , they actually buried

2:52

him in his outfit , Dracula

2:54

outfit . Yeah . So

2:56

go dig that up , you'll be , you'll get some

2:58

money .

3:00

And that movie . That movie also like , if you watch

3:02

it nowadays it's not like terrible

3:06

and like doesn't match up , it's still .

3:08

it gives that creep and ominous vibe and

3:10

stuff and you know if it holds

3:12

up to the today's standards with

3:14

with regular horror movies

3:16

. Yes , it's not all bloody and gory

3:19

, you know , like some people like

3:21

, except for like a little bite

3:23

mark , and yeah , and

3:26

and they would .

3:27

They'd also do stuff off camera or

3:29

like they would fade to black and

3:32

they would do stuff where you hear , hear

3:34

different things happening , screams and that

3:36

, or murders , and you didn't actually see

3:38

it . What was going on in your mind made it even

3:40

worse . People would think .

3:42

Right , right . So what

3:44

do you got for here ? For one .

3:48

My number one personally

3:51

is the Wolfman .

3:53

That's a good movie .

3:54

I mean that Lon Cheney Jr the

3:57

Wolfman . He he's just trying

3:59

to . You know , he's an everyday

4:01

guy . He's just trying to help out this

4:03

lady that's in trouble and he gets bit

4:05

by a werewolf and

4:08

then he becomes the werewolf not

4:11

too much spoilers and then

4:14

he is just a sad and character

4:16

. He doesn't want it , he doesn't , he didn't ask for

4:18

any of this and he just has to deal with what he's

4:20

become . Look at that

4:22

. That's awesome . That's got has

4:24

a Wolfman figure .

4:27

And you know what I

4:30

got ? The accessory of the head . You take

4:32

the head off and he put Lon Cheney's head on . So

4:35

I mean it's a cool movie and Bella La Colse is

4:37

in that too .

4:39

Yeah , I got that figure . I just got it

4:41

. Last month I got the black and white version

4:43

of that exact figure .

4:45

Oh , nice , nice .

4:47

The whole figure is like gray and black

4:49

and white , kind of looking .

4:51

And I like what Neck is doing , that they're

4:53

bringing their release and , like all the

4:56

all the universal monsters

4:58

and holy cow , like they

5:00

just released the creature of the

5:02

black lagoon and

5:05

he looks cool , I might even get him this week

5:07

.

5:08

I like a slow , slow collection of all

5:10

those , the main ones in that .

5:14

All right . So this

5:16

next one man I

5:18

have trouble pronouncing this

5:21

this one word in

5:25

the title was a nightmare

5:27

for me in like third , fourth

5:29

and second grade . That's

5:33

also from the thirties man and

5:35

it caused a lot of havoc in the US

5:37

in the early thirties

5:39

because Orson Wells took over

5:41

a radio station and created

5:44

this whole story and

5:46

ran it over to radio because it interrupted like

5:49

the Colgate Theater . I'm

5:52

talking about the war . The worlds and

5:54

people actually believed because

5:57

they didn't have media back then

5:59

to like internet

6:02

, the like fact check things

6:04

, so what they heard on the radio

6:06

was believable

6:09

. You know from the police

6:11

actors , the people dying to

6:13

these strange sounds coming

6:15

out of the ground , you know , just killing

6:18

everybody and wreaking havoc across the States

6:20

. And he

6:23

got in a lot of trouble for that .

6:25

you know , because yeah

6:27

, because the radio was the main thing to communicate

6:29

with everybody , because they didn't have , of course

6:32

, the internet or a lot of telephones

6:34

weren't around everywhere , and the radio

6:36

with the antenna was pretty much how people

6:38

communicated and got news . And for

6:40

him to put a radio show that

6:43

pretended to be like a new warning

6:45

newscast and that the world was being invaded

6:48

, people were losing their minds .

6:49

And I don't know if you've ever seen like

6:52

pictures and like some video

6:55

from that night . When he did

6:57

it it was like in

6:59

a huge like studio

7:02

room and he's surround , he's like standing

7:04

on a platform , and

7:06

then Orson Welles is staying on a platform around

7:09

them , all these actors , and

7:11

then around the actors were all

7:13

the sound effects guys , man , and

7:16

everything was just clicking , you

7:18

know . But the cool

7:21

thing is he took

7:23

over the radio stations as it went

7:25

from east to west . Yeah

7:28

. So for an hour and a half people

7:30

thought they were going to die , I mean

7:32

that had to be scary man .

7:34

They were calling people in the east coast . Is this true

7:36

? Is this true ? And it's like traveling in the Midwest

7:39

. They'd find out slowly and it was just it

7:41

. It seemed like it could have happened that

7:43

way because how it was going across America .

7:45

And don't forget , the phones were different back then too

7:48

. They had more party lines . They had

7:50

, you know , like hey , merrill

7:52

, can you connect me the 227

7:54

, you know .

7:56

And they were probably using a I

7:59

can't remember if they were using Morse code or like

8:01

a different communications

8:03

over to other countries and stuff . And they

8:06

were on radio signals and they were picking

8:08

it up too , Like what's going on and stuff .

8:10

Yeah , so he had a hefty fine , he had to

8:12

pay , and I

8:15

think also hold on .

8:17

Also , I'm sorry you can't . You

8:22

people would listen to the the

8:24

dang it , the rate

8:26

the radio show and they would hear

8:28

it . They wouldn't hear the beginning where he

8:30

was warning that this is just a radio play . It

8:33

was just in the beginning . They told you it was just a

8:35

play and people would just jump in a different part

8:37

to the radio thing if they were late listening to

8:39

it . So they were taking it as fact . That's

8:41

the key point of this whole thing .

8:44

And that's genius . Yeah

8:46

and yeah

8:48

. He got in a lot of trouble for the frenzy he caused

8:50

in the US . What

8:53

you got for number two man .

8:57

Number two Hmm , I

9:00

would have to go Right

9:05

, a Frankenstein All right , I

9:08

see what I mean .

9:09

I mean six .

9:11

Yeah , oh , I'm a universal monsters

9:13

classic guy . Yeah , I mean

9:15

, right , a Frankenstein

9:18

was like the second kind of the seat , equal

9:20

to Frankenstein . They made it better and

9:23

it also I mean it

9:25

includes a whole bunch of stuff that they couldn't

9:27

do and it was just . It's

9:29

a real good movie . It it plus

9:32

you introduce like a female character I

9:35

mean it was more toward the end that she came in

9:37

, but it's , it's

9:39

a real good movie . I think it holds up .

9:42

And you know these movies for

9:45

the time . They were pretty

9:47

scary . Yeah . They gave

9:49

kids who snuck in the

9:51

theaters nightmares . Couples

9:53

like you see them in like cartoons

9:56

, when they like hurried up and hugged

9:58

each other because he got scared , you know startle

10:00

, yeah , and

10:02

the bride was

10:05

crazy looking man and how to

10:07

tear her up with the monster . You

10:10

know , and the

10:13

movie is not long . None

10:15

of the universal horror movies are , but

10:17

they they're to the

10:19

point and

10:22

they have their moments when they're like , oh

10:24

, even I don't know how many times you and

10:26

I have seen these , this

10:29

collection , but it still gets

10:31

me sometimes , you know , like yeah .

10:34

Yeah , Because back then

10:37

you had , like you said , the radio plays and

10:39

the radio . That's where the only thing people had . And

10:41

then the silent movie era and then

10:43

all of a sudden they had talkies

10:45

which the 30s in that

10:48

started . The talkies and people and

10:50

kids actually saw Creatures

10:53

and monsters all the sudden on the screen , talking

10:55

and moving and coming at you . They were freaking

10:58

out like they've never seen that . They would just hear someone tell

11:00

a story with their ears .

11:02

Yeah , that's crazy .

11:05

What's your number two ?

11:06

Well , mine was war of the world , yeah , but

11:09

my number three , yeah , don't

11:11

laugh at this . I'm not laughing up

11:13

and listeners are gonna be like

11:15

she got hit in the head with a brick

11:17

. No wizard of eyes

11:20

.

11:21

Okay , I could see it . I mean , that's

11:23

your . There's no wrong answers

11:25

. Is what you like and what you ? You know what you take

11:27

she played .

11:30

I only know her last name , hamilton . She

11:33

played the wicked witch .

11:36

Dorothy Hamilton no no , no

11:39

, margaret Hamilton .

11:41

Yeah , something like that . But her

11:43

character Was

11:45

so crazy that she couldn't even go

11:47

to the , to the canteen

11:50

, or to actors ate lunch and everything

11:52

dressed like that , because they

11:54

it bothered everybody like

11:56

yeah , and then

11:59

you find out that you

12:02

know she has her flying monkeys , which

12:04

you know . This

12:06

movie gave me nightmares as a kid

12:08

and I never watched a full movie until

12:11

I was in the army and it still bugs

12:13

me this day that I don't

12:15

watch it , you know .

12:16

And it's worse than a slasher

12:19

to me . Yeah

12:22

, because , like we said , it was early

12:24

on in the 30s in that and people are

12:26

so desensitized nowadays with horror

12:29

and scary and that , but back then

12:31

this was . Flying

12:34

monkeys is a crazy concept and if you look

12:36

at the wicked witch , the

12:39

the basic of that in plot

12:41

. I mean she's doing evil things , trying to kill a

12:44

little girl and stuff and and just

12:46

it's real scary . Not

12:48

only the little girl , it's a lot of kids first

12:50

, first movie they see not only

12:53

the little girl , but her dog

12:55

too .

12:56

Yeah .

12:59

For dog lovers .

12:59

That's crazy and you know Her

13:03

character was

13:05

so crazy and she basically

13:07

went through hell because the

13:09

, I guess the , the paint

13:11

that she was wearing Caught

13:13

on fire , yeah , for

13:16

real , yeah , and

13:18

the thing . And then it's

13:20

the only episode of Sesame

13:22

Street that's never that

13:25

they never aired , because it was just

13:27

. You can watch it on YouTube

13:29

, which , it's crazy , that

13:31

lost episode . But she

13:35

played that character . Man , no one could play

13:37

that character like her .

13:40

They didn't do much prosthetics and the green paint was

13:42

almost like her whole shape of her face . And

13:44

whenever she went on public , kids

13:46

were screaming and crying and even adults

13:49

were like spit , not spitting towards her and stuff

13:51

and hating her . And she was , she was

13:53

.

13:53

She took it hard because she was a nice person really

13:55

and even when

13:58

she was dressed normal , when

14:00

, when the tornado first

14:02

came and Picked up Dorothy's

14:04

house and was spinning it and Dorothy

14:07

, like , looked out the window and

14:09

and she was riding the bike , you

14:12

know , like in normal part scared

14:14

me . Yeah , that was scary . And

14:16

then when they wake up it went from black

14:18

and white the color , and that

14:20

was the first movie to ever do that

14:23

like when you see the the

14:25

house owner and her legs underneath yeah

14:28

and then that that sound bite when

14:30

the legs curl up and stuff that .

14:33

That scared the crap out of me as a kid and

14:35

then the , the munchkins , you know

14:37

they were .

14:38

They were good at heart , but

14:40

, man , they were crazy too , like the

14:42

.

14:44

Many group of people dancing around that this lady just

14:46

got crushed by a house . They're like , yeah , I'm like

14:49

whoa , wait a minute .

14:51

So that concludes my

14:53

, my three . What's your

14:55

?

14:55

your last , third one my

14:58

last one , probably

15:02

the original Frankenstein .

15:05

See in it makes about this

15:07

movie it

15:09

so many people . It's a misconception

15:11

that the monsters name is Frankenstein , but

15:13

that's really the , the scientists

15:15

who brought him to life , and he's just

15:18

the monster . They just say Frankenstein's

15:20

monster and now

15:22

that movie is kind

15:24

of censored because

15:27

when Frankenstein's

15:29

, or when the monsters with the little girl

15:31

yeah little

15:33

, the little blind girl he

15:36

chucks her in the river , that

15:39

part of me laugh , even though

15:41

that's her , you know .

15:44

What . What's the scary part is when you see the

15:46

whole villagers and stuff and

15:48

the father of the daughter when he's carrying

15:50

her life was like wet body Walking

15:52

towards town and stuff . That is like creepy

15:55

watching that .

15:56

Yeah , the whole concept of grave robbing

15:59

fresh corpse and

16:02

some mad scientist in the castle

16:04

on top of the hit mountain or hill and

16:07

some hunchback guy like

16:10

being his His

16:13

helper yes , helper

16:15

, assistant .

16:17

and then they bring this dead guy

16:19

back and Give

16:22

him an insane , an insane brain , instead

16:24

of a normal one .

16:26

Right cuz he . He Stole

16:28

the wrong brain . Yeah . But

16:31

yeah , it's a . It's a crazy

16:34

movie and Again

16:36

, that classic holds up to this day

16:38

also .

16:39

We'll have to get these . I got a lot . I got

16:41

like a list of 20 that we can

16:43

somehow get to the fans on our page

16:47

or something , or like how

16:49

we could link a Link to show

16:51

, like the list of 20 movies , the

16:53

classics that everybody should try watching .

16:56

Right , right , I Just

16:58

don't agree . So

17:00

now that we talked about

17:03

Favorite

17:05

classic movie horror movies , let's

17:08

talk about the next

17:10

subject comedy horror

17:12

films . I Know

17:16

you got scroll through the papers there . I'll

17:21

kick this one off with one of my favorites

17:24

. Let's hear it Abbott and

17:26

Castel meet Frankenstein .

17:28

That movie is awesome .

17:30

They , they , they revived Frankenstein

17:33

, even though they used a different actor

17:35

in the movie , yeah , to

17:37

play the monster it

17:40

. It was awesome

17:43

, you know , and I think at the end

17:45

there was a big fight , or was that you

17:48

know , between yeah , bella , go see Frankenstein

17:52

and the Wolfman , I think . And

17:54

that was the last , yeah , bella , go

17:56

see dawned the

17:59

vampire outfit and

18:01

, and I think

18:03

that's the last time , lon Cheney played the

18:06

Wolfman and well , you

18:08

had the .

18:09

Uh , yeah , because you had . It's one

18:11

of the first , if not the first . I can't

18:13

remember that you had Dracula

18:15

, the Wolfman and Frankenstein

18:17

the major monsters all

18:19

in one movie and

18:22

it has the campiness of Abbott and Costello

18:25

and the goofiness . But also you

18:27

look at the story and you got those three characters

18:30

all like they were twined and that it

18:32

was . It's real cool .

18:34

You know , the whole concept is they

18:36

are like Modern

18:39

day UPS . Yeah

18:41

, and so they they

18:44

ship Dracula and the

18:46

monster over in crates to

18:48

to the states and and they get thrown

18:50

in the storage room and

18:53

that's where the shenanigans

18:55

starts happening , you know , and

18:57

.

18:58

And Lon Cheney is trying to warn them . He's like a morning

19:00

. You don't do this . Don't don't take

19:03

the Dracula and the Frankenstein . They're

19:05

gonna . Dracula is going to destroy

19:07

everything . He's you know plotting and stuff and nobody

19:09

listens to him and Lou Lou

19:11

Costello .

19:13

You know he always does a .

19:18

He's got two women wanting him in the movie .

19:20

We're right , and , and along

19:23

with the other , the , the monsters

19:25

man , you know , so he's

19:28

. He's always having a bad day . What

19:30

do you got for your top ? Your one ?

19:33

um arsenic and old

19:35

lace .

19:37

Oh , I never heard of that .

19:38

It's a carry Grant movie and

19:40

Peter Lorre's in it . It's , uh

19:43

, it's on Halloween night . Carry

19:46

your grants character , mortimer Brewster , gets

19:48

married and he goes to

19:50

his aunt's house . And you

19:52

put yourself as carry grants

19:55

character in the movie . You go to your aunt's house and

19:57

he discovers something at his aunt's house and

20:00

then chaos just happens around

20:02

him and it keeps Like machine

20:04

gun happening and you're , you're , you're seeing

20:06

it through his eyes , like what the heck is going on and he's trying

20:08

to Cover things up , figure

20:11

things out , trying to deal with situations . It's

20:13

a hilarious movie . I recommend

20:16

it to everybody listening arsenic

20:18

and old lace . It's a great Short

20:20

kind of movie , but it's it's . I think it's one

20:22

of carry grants and best arsenic

20:25

and old lace . Yes

20:28

, it's hilarious . It's a Halloween Movie

20:31

. It's not really it's scary

20:33

, but it's just a comedy and it's just it's funny

20:35

to watch . I know some people don't like watching

20:37

black and white movies . It puts them to sleep . But

20:40

trust me , this is the one movie you

20:42

got to watch .

20:43

All right , I'll check that out . Uh

20:46

, for my second movie

20:48

, I have a classic

20:50

, but from the 80s gremlins

20:53

.

20:55

Yep you know , that's a good movie

20:57

.

20:57

They go to a china shop and

21:00

and they're like oh , you can't have that , you

21:03

can't have that , you know the guy just

21:05

wants to buy his kid a gift . Right

21:07

, and it's at christmas time , yeah

21:09

, and and the

21:11

the china man says Can't

21:14

have it , you know that's

21:17

not for sale . And they're like , oh , it's

21:20

got rules and all the other stuff

21:22

and and they end up taking

21:24

just like a true american , he does yeah

21:26

.

21:26

Just like a true american , he doesn't take no for an answer

21:28

.

21:28

Well , I want it more now and

21:31

and things get screwed

21:33

up in the movie because , uh

21:36

, gizmo , who's the main

21:38

character , he

21:42

gets wet and

21:45

next thing , you know , he starts spawning

21:47

these demons and it

21:49

like the main , the main

21:51

crazy , what gremlin is stripe ? And

21:55

uh , you

21:57

get all these characters from his

21:59

, the gremlins , and I think

22:01

there's only two of them , the

22:04

uh movies in the franchise

22:06

.

22:07

Yeah yeah well , they just came

22:09

out with a cartoon on netflix or some streaming

22:11

service where it's like a cartoon

22:14

, uh , series of

22:16

gremlins . I can't remember when , the timeline , where it takes

22:18

place , but they just came out with it just

22:20

now this year .

22:22

And when you say animate it , is it like real

22:25

animation or is it like cgi

22:27

kind of like ?

22:27

no , it's , it's real animation , like

22:30

nowadays not come , not 3d

22:32

or is that , but it's like animation

22:35

, but kind of like cool kind of animation . All

22:37

right , but I looked at the trailer I said

22:39

man , it's not for me , it's not . It kind of Deviates

22:42

from the whole first two movies . But

22:44

I mean , the next generation will jump on it and stuff

22:47

.

22:47

And I remember sitting in the movie theater

22:50

during gremlins too , and

22:53

then , if you actually

22:55

seen it in the theater , the

22:57

film melts . Yeah , and

22:59

that's the best people legit like

23:01

they got mad .

23:04

And then they're like yell at the screen hey , hey and

23:06

then who comes to save today ?

23:08

Hulk Hogan , you know like , uh

23:11

, he puts the

23:13

film back .

23:14

They made you think the gremlins were loose in the theater

23:16

you're at and they're showing like backstage

23:19

. And so you're like hey , wait a minute , that's going on right now

23:21

, and like what's going on .

23:23

Yeah , it was crazy and

23:25

uh for that . That's one

23:27

of my comedy horror films , man .

23:30

It reminded me of back the classic

23:32

Horror movie the tingler with

23:34

uh Vincent Price .

23:36

Okay .

23:37

And , uh , they did that in the film . They they were at

23:39

a movies movie place and

23:42

, um , the only way

23:44

you could beat the tinglers to scream yeah

23:46

, the human voice , screaming

23:48

uh kills it . So they

23:50

were in the theater and Vincent Price gets on the screen

23:52

and it's like telling everybody in the theater the tingler

23:55

is loose in the theater , uh

23:57

, scream , scream for your lives

23:59

. That's the only way to kill them . We

24:03

now return back to the movie and

24:07

and at during the premiere , they they

24:09

would have uh buzzers underneath the

24:11

seats and the movie theater for the tingler

24:13

and they would shock the people in the theater and people

24:15

were Actually freaking out watching the movie man

24:18

, you know , we've mentioned Vincent

24:21

Price a couple times , but man

24:24

, he was in so many , so

24:27

much stuff . Uh

24:29

, and I don't have him down on uh on

24:31

any of these lists , but that is one of my favorite actors

24:33

of all time and he has his own list

24:35

of great , great movies .

24:38

I just found out that they

24:40

had like a ? Uh in canada

24:42

Like a tv show

24:44

for kids , like a frankenstein's

24:46

fun horror . Uh

24:49

, and vince Vincent

24:52

price did all his stuff

24:54

. He had like 400 , 400

24:57

things . Yeah , he did it in two days

24:59

because he wanted to get out there . Wow

25:02

, but it it . They're

25:04

like groovy monsters , dude , it's like

25:06

from the 70s . Uh

25:08

, and , of course , like , let's get Vincent

25:11

Michael Jackson , let's get Vincent

25:13

, you know Alice Cooper , let's

25:16

get Vincent , like he's everywhere

25:18

man .

25:19

He's . He had a second or third time as a career

25:21

and it started coming back . All that in the 70s

25:23

, all the campy uh , scary

25:25

movies .

25:28

What do you got for your uh second ? Oh

25:30

you , you said it , my second the tickler

25:32

, you said yeah , no

25:34

, not the tingler .

25:35

I was just using that as a reference . Oh , okay . Um

25:39

. My second comedy

25:41

horror movie would probably be Young

25:45

frankenstein .

25:46

Oh man , that's a great movie .

25:49

Jean Wilder and uh oh

25:51

, there's so many people in it .

25:53

I mean Wilder , the dad from

25:56

, uh , from , everybody loves Raymond

25:58

, uh , oh , uh . Peter boyle

26:00

yeah , he was the monster , uh

26:04

, and then he had , uh , uh

26:06

. I

26:10

had to sing this because in my

26:12

head , you know , like the song

26:14

, betty Davis eyes . Yeah

26:17

. Yeah so , my mom's neighbor before

26:20

he died . I used to work with them and

26:22

he always saying you

26:24

got Marty filming eyes

26:26

every time you see me . And

26:28

and for those that don't know , my . God

26:30

and he's their Igor . Yeah

26:33

, he says I go

26:35

and and when I had , and

26:39

when I was with Majors Mess Hall , we

26:41

got to talk to this voiceover

26:43

actor . His name is Carlos

26:45

Alex Rocky . He did

26:47

like Rocko's Modern Life and

26:50

he does the perfect

26:52

Jean Wilder

26:54

. Whatever I say , whatever

26:56

I do , you know , don't

26:58

open the door .

27:00

Open the door . He's open

27:02

the door . Let

27:04

me out . Let me out . You done shit . He's like

27:07

. That movie is so quotable

27:09

. It's one of the greatest movies Everybody

27:12

watch Young Frankenstein also .

27:14

Yeah , I have to agree with that man , mel

27:16

, it's directed and wrote by Mel

27:19

Brooks and

27:21

yeah , every , every character

27:24

in there . I mean if you see one

27:26

movie with all the characters , it's

27:28

always the same actors in all his

27:30

movies , because he guy was

27:32

a genius . But this movie , especially

27:35

the candle back

27:37

Like

27:43

, yeah , man , there's so many memorable

27:45

quotes .

27:47

What's your movie now ?

27:49

So my third comedy

27:51

is a

27:54

cult classic , even though I'm not big on

27:56

it . But Killer Clowns from

27:58

outer space . Yeah . Yeah

28:01

, these . So the clowns come and

28:04

their , their weapons are crazy . They

28:06

shoot popcorn balls at people and

28:09

that's how they cake them out , man .

28:11

And yeah , it's , it's a was

28:14

it that the movie was based on ? Like invasion

28:16

, the body snatchers or something ?

28:18

Yes , and then ?

28:19

they just turned it to a carnival and clowns

28:21

.

28:22

And then from there , they made the invasion

28:24

of the killer tomatoes attack . Yeah

28:26

, killer tomatoes . He was getting worse

28:28

and worse . They're like what else can attack

28:30

tomatoes ?

28:32

It's such a beautiful 80s movie that just

28:34

does campiness with a carnival

28:36

clown from outer space theme . It's

28:38

just real funny and cheap cheap

28:41

effects . Oh yeah , they

28:43

just got these big cotton candy balls . That's

28:46

where everybody your body's put into and stuff .

28:49

Hey , just I

28:51

was talking about that Canadian show

28:53

. It's called the Hilarious House of Freightonstein

28:56

, oh OK , and

28:58

it's got Vincent Price , 400

29:01

things on . You know so , and

29:04

if you want to dwell on it , I know it's

29:06

on YouTube . Check

29:08

that out , for some crazy , Not

29:11

. You know , I started watching it and

29:14

I'm like whoa , this is trippy from 1971

29:17

. But

29:20

how about you ? What do you got for number

29:22

three ?

29:25

Um number three . I'd have to go with Clue . Oh , there we

29:27

go . It's

29:30

like a murder , murder mystery . The board

29:32

game movie made by , based on the board game , with

29:37

Tim Tim Curry and Leslie

29:41

Ann Warren , Christopher Lloyd

29:43

tons of actors , Mike McKeehan .

29:46

The one person you said his

29:48

name . I can't get behind him , though . Man

29:50

Tim Curry . Who Tim

29:52

Curry ?

29:53

Oh Tim Curry .

29:54

And people think I'm like the anti-Christ

29:56

because I don't like Tim Curry .

29:59

Yeah , he's one of those actors

30:01

. He's done so many different types of movies

30:03

that you can . It's

30:05

safe to pick any one kind of movie he did

30:08

and like that's your type of Tim Curry

30:10

you like .

30:10

You know he's like the Vincent Price

30:12

. He's in damn near everything . He's in comedy

30:15

, horror dramas , rose

30:18

.

30:18

Yeah , serious Everything

30:20

.

30:21

Yeah , so yeah , I mean great movie

30:23

though .

30:24

Yeah , it's , it's a who done it . And at the end

30:26

they take one

30:29

, the one ending , and then they show you but this

30:31

could have happened and this could have . They did two or three

30:33

other alternate endings and it's

30:35

just get real camp . The whole movie

30:37

is hilarious and then they show you

30:39

but here's what really happened , and then it's

30:41

just real funny movie .

30:43

So check it out . These

30:46

are all great movies and

30:49

I think it's like some of our favorites .

30:52

You have any scary movies ? Scary

30:54

movies , I'm

30:57

telling everybody , sorry if we're not hitting

30:59

all the big notes with the scary and the gore

31:01

and those kind of Halloween and Friday

31:03

the 13th . Well , I can't much

31:05

of a gore kind of guy .

31:07

I got a couple .

31:09

All right , I'll jump on it too , Come on .

31:11

So for the first one , remember banana splits

31:13

, the TV show for kids back in the 70s

31:16

. It's one banana to

31:19

three . So in 2019

31:21

, they lost the copyright for this

31:24

and the

31:26

studio and the amusement

31:28

and Kings Island . They no longer needed

31:31

the banana splits , so they got fired , canned

31:33

, so then they had

31:36

, they became disgruntled and

31:38

then they came back and they started

31:40

killing all the all

31:42

. Like it's called banana splits , the

31:44

movie .

31:46

Oh yeah , I remember seeing that or the trailer in there .

31:48

Yeah , and they all come back and they just

31:50

start hacking up people and

31:53

it's it could be kind of classified

31:55

as that comedy because it's so cheap . But

31:59

yeah , these guys Just

32:01

go . Cycle is funny .

32:04

I can see that because back in the banana

32:06

splits TV show it was that psychedelic

32:09

, crazy , anything goes romper

32:11

room kind of like trippy

32:13

, insane , insanity stuff and I could see them going nuts

32:15

and just all the characters going crazy , killing people .

32:18

Oh , because they got fired . How

32:22

about you , man ? Yeah , well

32:24

, just say you have any of this

32:27

for like Of

32:29

scary , scary movies . Oh

32:31

, I can slap .

32:32

Probably , oh

32:35

, like Probably

32:39

Halloween would be my number one kind of you know what no matter

32:42

how fast you ran , Jason .

32:43

Yeah , that's the whole thing . He didn't

32:45

have Michael .

32:46

Michael he didn't have no like famous lines

32:49

or I'm going to get you , or nothing . He would just

32:51

be there and it's like , ok , I killed him . And you see his body

32:53

like distorted in the background

32:55

and the person's like , oh my God , I got away . And

32:59

all of a sudden you just see a shadow , just him sitting up , and it's like holy

33:02

crap , and he would just not go down .

33:06

The thing that made me mad about that movie so let's

33:11

do it in the check are are like getting it

33:13

on , oh yeah , and he wants a beer . He

33:18

stops and he goes to the kitchen

33:20

or whatever , and he comes across Michael . So

33:23

Michael picks him up by

33:25

his throat , like up , yeah , and then sticks a butcher

33:27

knife right through him and the dude's

33:29

body stays up on the wall with

33:32

one butcher knife , do

33:34

you like ? That makes me mad . And then Michael goes and puts on

33:36

the ghost sheet and she's like hey , baby

33:38

, hey

33:41

. And he's just holding , like his beer can , and she's

33:43

like , hey , you know . And

33:45

then he ends up killing her , you know . So

33:48

to me that's comedy , but it pisses me off

33:50

because , no matter how much , how

33:53

strong , monstrous strong he was .

33:55

there's no way his weight could be held by

33:58

that knife in the in the wall and

34:00

they , they bring that one thing to the table

34:03

.

34:03

And they , they bring that one thing

34:05

back several times throughout

34:08

the whole , the whole series , and

34:10

I'm like they better not do it again . And

34:13

then next time , when he picks him up , sticks

34:16

the and it's not even the whole knife , it's

34:18

just the point in the wall , like

34:20

holding them up . That pisses me

34:22

off , dude , you know . Oh

34:24

, how about another yeah . How

34:28

about this one you mentioned on my side , and

34:30

like him , tim Curry , is

34:32

the original it

34:34

.

34:36

Oh yeah . You know that that's

34:39

bad , that's scary .

34:40

The original is great and

34:43

then the remake is great With

34:47

all the special effects and everything

34:49

in modern day CGI they

34:52

like enhanced it and it got

34:54

scarier to the point where

34:56

the number two movie for

34:59

it made just like

35:01

two years ago , two and a half years

35:03

ago I can't even watch more than 10

35:05

minutes of it and I'm out . You

35:08

know , because if I get startled

35:10

or whatever , I'm like man , I'm by myself

35:13

.

35:14

My wife just my wife can watch that because

35:16

I watch the first it and

35:18

I got through that . But I can't

35:20

like rewatch it . She read the books and then she

35:22

gets real into

35:24

the books about them and then she said that first

35:27

part of the second or the new ones that came out

35:29

. She saw that and she said it was hard

35:31

watching that because it got more like

35:33

the book to where she has

35:36

to do it Watch this part two . But

35:38

she's hesitant on doing it . She knows she has

35:40

to do it alone .

35:41

Yeah , it was . It

35:44

was bad man . So

35:46

do you have a number

35:48

two ?

35:49

I have another one , the

35:51

Shining .

35:52

Good movie . The original

35:55

and the remake are good yeah the

35:57

originals is classic that I like .

35:59

The second , the remake , was my

36:01

, like my wife said , more true to the book

36:03

. But the second one tells

36:06

parts that really tie it more together

36:08

. But the first one with Jack Nicholson , that

36:11

thing scared the crap out of me . You're abandoned

36:13

and by you and your family

36:15

at this hotel . You're watching and the wind

36:18

blizzard and then the

36:20

place is haunted and then just stuff to

36:22

creepiness goes on , like the bathtub

36:24

scene with that old lady . Yeah

36:26

. I can't watch that , that's

36:29

. I look down , I look around . I can't watch it because

36:31

that scared the crap out of me as a kid .

36:34

Well , how about the crazy twins ?

36:36

Yeah , the kids on his power wheels going

36:38

down the hallways and then he just stops

36:40

and then he comes around a corner and there's just two

36:42

twins at the end just looking at him like it's

36:45

like what the heck ?

36:46

And I'm only going to say it one time . But

36:48

Red Rum , I

36:54

didn't say it , so

36:56

don't say no more , because then it would be

36:58

three . Yeah

37:01

, that movie , that movie was

37:04

crazy and

37:06

Jack was an awesome actor and that

37:08

how he went from , like the

37:10

author , the nice guy , you know

37:13

family love , and to here's

37:16

Johnny . Yeah , and that's

37:18

a famous poster , you know that picture

37:20

.

37:21

And then his wife has to deal with him losing

37:24

his mind and trying to kill his

37:26

, her son and him , her

37:29

. And then her son is like

37:31

little possessed and stuff running around

37:33

like just going crazy . It's

37:36

, it's nuts .

37:38

And then for my third one . This

37:41

one's crazy man , but I

37:43

got to add it to it . Never

37:45

ending story . Yeah

37:48

.

37:50

You have the darkness coming

37:52

.

37:53

You have the , the

37:55

rock eater , you

37:58

know . You have elves , you

38:01

have flying creatures , you have bad

38:04

guys , good guys , you

38:06

know , like there's so much going on in that

38:08

movie , and I do believe there's

38:10

three and that's that series

38:13

. It's original 1979

38:16

novel and then 83 they made the movie

38:18

, first movie . So , but

38:21

that movie for its time , with

38:23

the special effects .

38:26

Oh it's , it's , nuts , it's it's

38:28

. There's a lot of

38:30

movies that are scary , but that one , and that's

38:33

bad too , I mean because if you don't , you don't

38:35

think about it as a . I mean it's a scary

38:37

movie because the scene where the

38:39

whole horse in that yeah , my

38:42

wife , I mean I don't know if she's seen

38:45

pictures on the Internet she , she's not watched it

38:47

as a kid . There's some movies your wife

38:49

or husband didn't watch as a kid and you're like , how did you

38:51

survive the seventies or eighties without watching that

38:53

? And she's heard a little bit

38:55

from everybody about that movie and she refuses

38:58

to watch it .

38:59

Well , it's like . You

39:01

see , it is probably one of those saddest moments

39:04

in movie history , if that scene Well

39:06

, you see , the warrior has to run , not

39:08

the ultimate warrior , but the warrior at

39:11

first has to run through towards the light

39:13

and the . The statues

39:16

shot the lasers , fried them and turned

39:18

them to ash , you know . So

39:20

that's the end , or whatever . He

39:22

had to make that run and then I

39:24

had to bully him on top of that in the

39:26

modern world , and

39:29

he totally did . School

39:31

went up to some abandoned store , stole

39:34

a book and that's where we start reading

39:36

it , you know , and it's

39:38

a good movie . Yeah . But

39:41

it's a , it's crazy

39:43

.

39:44

And it's like some , the

39:46

big , ominous , bad is nothing

39:48

, coming at you and taking away everything , the

39:50

nothing . It's like , how do

39:52

you deal with that ? You can't stop it . It's

39:55

like , oh , it's just , it's a mental craziness

39:58

.

39:59

How about you Do ? You got a last one .

40:01

Last one I'd have to go with Nightmare

40:04

on Elm Street .

40:05

Man , I knew you're going to say that for some reason .

40:07

Because it's it's messed up If you think about

40:09

it . It wasn't he like killing

40:12

kids and stuff .

40:14

Yeah , he was the product of a thousand

40:16

, like loonies raping his mom

40:19

. And then he was yeah , and

40:22

he came , they all

40:24

killed them Dream .

40:26

Yeah , they all killed him . But he

40:28

came back and he kills

40:30

you , these teens and

40:32

everybody in your dreams , and

40:35

everybody's trying to stay awake and to avoid him

40:37

. But you're going to . The thing is

40:39

, you're going to go to sleep , you're going to fall asleep , you don't

40:41

know . You're falling asleep and that's when he's going to kill

40:43

you and you're already tired .

40:44

Through different deaths .

40:47

Oh yeah , every way creative

40:49

. He could change , shape , shift and do all this stuff

40:51

. That is insane to think . I'll

40:53

just outlast him , I'll run him . Guess what you got

40:55

to lay down sometime . Close your eyes .

40:57

Right , so he didn't go chasing you like

41:00

Michael or or Jason

41:02

. He

41:04

just waited till he slept .

41:06

And I didn't watch many of the like Halloween

41:08

and Nightmare on Elm Street . I didn't watch a lot

41:10

of the sequels . I just watched the first one of all these

41:12

back in the day , but that pretty

41:14

much was it . I mean , the basic

41:17

concept of that is insane .

41:19

I mean iconic character , you

41:21

know , yes , I'm

41:23

just going to throw this up there . Oh

41:26

, one of the the

41:28

movies horror movies that pissed

41:30

me off Hellraiser

41:32

.

41:34

Yeah , you know I didn't watch that . I just I

41:36

heard about enough of it and seen little

41:38

bits and pieces over the years where I can't watch

41:40

that . That would be too much for me .

41:42

The main characters . In his pinhead right

41:44

he's the icon , he's the poster child

41:47

. But

41:50

he's only in the movie for a damn

41:52

near two minutes . You know

41:54

, he was like John Belushi in Animal

41:56

House .

41:57

Well , also like the Bride of Frankenstein

41:59

Everybody thinks the Bride of Frankenstein . She's

42:01

in the movie the last three to four minutes of the movie

42:04

, that's it .

42:05

And that's all you need .

42:06

Yeah .

42:07

Yeah , that's crazy . So

42:10

we've gone from classic

42:12

movies , horror movies , to

42:14

comedy horror movies to

42:16

favorite slasher films , kind of

42:18

let's throw on just for shits

42:21

and giggles .

42:22

We're going to do porn parodies of Halloween . Oh wait

42:24

, no .

42:25

How'd you know , man ? Oh , let's

42:28

add in favorite Halloween cartoons

42:31

. Oh OK . I'll

42:33

throw my first one out there , all

42:35

right . Yeah , you

42:38

know , there's something about sitting

42:41

at home and

42:43

in and man , unless you were a child

42:46

of this age , you don't know but

42:48

like the peacock it's spun on

42:51

the TV , letting you know that there was a cartoon

42:53

special coming , you know . And

42:55

and then you hear the you

42:59

know if that Albert Halloween special

43:01

dude's one of my favorite all time Halloween

43:04

cartoons . I

43:06

know . Yeah , I know Bill's

43:08

got a bad rep over the last couple of years

43:10

, but he's still . He's

43:12

still my childhood

43:15

, you know . Yeah , and he voiced

43:17

all the characters in Fat Albert

43:19

and I love Fat

43:21

Albert man , you know that

43:24

Halloween special is a little weird because it's

43:26

the the .

43:27

The scary monster in

43:29

that movie is

43:31

spoilers that pretty much that old man .

43:34

No , a lady . It's the lady and

43:36

she's in the cemetery . Oh

43:39

yeah , that's right and I

43:41

was like OK

43:43

. The old man is

43:45

as mudflap he . He runs

43:48

the backyard .

43:50

I remember this one scene where the old man's like

43:52

warning them or telling them something and he's

43:54

like , yeah , just , and he's like eating all their candy

43:56

and he doesn't stop talking and

43:58

eating .

44:01

And nobody . And he ain't taken a piece man , he's

44:03

taking handfuls and sticking in his pocket

44:05

.

44:06

He's taking , he's like yeah , I'll tell you

44:08

more about this . And and when he's talking

44:10

with his mouth full , I'm like you , frickin , and they're

44:12

just staring at him like you , jerk .

44:14

And then they're like hey , what happened to my candy

44:17

? You know , like the

44:20

whole cartoon and makes me laugh . I

44:24

love Cosby in this era . Again

44:27

Got a bad rep now , but you

44:29

know what , when I met him , man , he was cool to

44:31

me . So , yeah

44:34

, he's always cliffhux

44:36

to me . Oh

44:38

, but what

44:40

do you got , man , what was like a childhood cartoon

44:42

for you .

44:44

It'd have to be . It's the Great Pumpkin

44:46

, charlie Brown .

44:48

That was my number two , and

44:50

that is that is by

44:53

far has to be the

44:55

classic cartoon for

44:57

the season .

44:59

The benchmark .

45:01

Right , right , and I do believe

45:03

that was the first Charles

45:06

Schultz cartoon for Charlie Brown

45:09

that he put out , because then he put

45:11

the Christmas episode on right after

45:13

that . Yeah . And

45:15

I just posted

45:17

it on my Facebook the other day because that

45:21

cartoon man , I'll still sit with a big

45:23

bull cereal and

45:25

my inner child comes out on me man

45:27

Like because you lived for that episode

45:30

.

45:30

You there were a lot of us couldn't afford , our parents

45:32

couldn't afford VCRs to record it , yeah

45:35

, so you had to know when that was coming

45:37

on , at what time , and you had to be ready

45:39

to watch that . And there was no

45:41

, it was once a year , that was it . You had to watch it

45:43

.

45:45

And it even came out before VCRs

45:48

. So again it

45:50

was like one of those CBS specials

45:52

and and they had the or

45:54

NBC with the peacock , you know , spinning

45:57

and doing like tie dye , motion

45:59

like tracking , but

46:03

man , I mean , it's a staple

46:05

for our house .

46:06

It has to be watched every year .

46:08

Right and same here , but now

46:10

you can only watch it on Apple TV

46:12

. Yeah . If you don't own a DVD

46:14

.

46:15

Well , they have that Plexa app , yeah

46:17

, where you could record , burn

46:20

your movies onto your computer

46:22

and then stream them onto the Plexa app and then

46:24

you could watch them anytime , anywhere . Oh

46:26

and my brother . He

46:28

takes a lot of my movies and his and puts

46:31

it on his Plexa account and then

46:33

I could watch it . It's from his computer

46:35

and I could watch it like through the app

46:37

at our house and stuff .

46:39

Nice , nice . So

46:41

for me , my next

46:43

one would be

46:45

the Bugs Bunny Halloween special

46:48

. Yeah , and

46:50

for those , we

46:52

have the witch in that and

46:55

she keeps turning , trying

46:58

to turn bugs into some like food

47:00

. He keeps like

47:02

using her spells and turning her

47:04

into like a bat , you know

47:06

, a pocus . Focus Cadabra

47:09

and the whole time like the

47:11

vampires , like smacking the ceiling

47:13

and then hitting the floor and it's back in the

47:15

ceiling .

47:16

He's like Wiley Coyote Everything keeps going wrong

47:18

and he keeps getting hurt .

47:19

Right , and he don't even , and bugs don't even

47:21

know he's doing it . You know , and

47:23

then you think he knows he's doing it because

47:25

he's mischievous like

47:28

that . Yeah . But that

47:30

, that concludes my cartoons

47:33

man . I do believe he man

47:35

has a Halloween special too .

47:37

But I think I know he had a Christmas one

47:39

. Yeah , I know a nightmare

47:42

before Christmas . That's pretty much my

47:44

third one . Did I say third one ?

47:48

Yeah , that's your third one , because just that

47:50

. Well , that would be your second .

47:52

Because pretty much that's like that

47:55

could be a Halloween movie . It could be a Christmas movie

47:57

, but it's really a Halloween really

47:59

because that's when they they

48:02

pretty much it's a classic . I mean

48:05

, me and the wife were Starting

48:08

to date back then when it came out and

48:10

it's just all through

48:13

us . So just we loved classic

48:15

. That hits number one pretty much right

48:17

underneath peanuts .

48:18

I went to music straight in it the

48:22

whole they have the making

48:24

. They have the making of that on Netflix

48:26

and what it took

48:28

to make in .

48:30

Because they go back to the claymation from

48:32

the 80s and stuff they like brought it back

48:34

in the 90s , the early 90s , and it just it

48:37

hits great .

48:39

Right , right , and it holds up . Oh

48:41

yeah . It's still like a big seller

48:44

in the in the states

48:46

and the stores for for Jack and

48:50

his dog Zero . All

48:52

right , so that's we talked

48:54

all movies . We could throw that over a shorter

48:56

now . Cool , let's

48:59

talk about the real nitty gritty man . Ok

49:01

, let's talk about the candy , the

49:04

best candy . Yeah

49:06

, you Well , you

49:09

know what Before the ? Yeah , let's do

49:11

candy , you know the best

49:13

candy . You look forward to

49:15

taking your pillowcase . And I

49:17

couldn't afford a pumpkin . You know

49:19

the plastic pumpkin . So I always had a pillowcase

49:22

and it held more

49:24

candy anyway . And

49:27

as long as I got one I'm going to send you something ?

49:29

Hold on , hold on , hold on .

49:31

As long as I got home before the bag stanchors

49:33

got me , I can

49:35

.

49:37

And the bag snatchers .

49:39

Do you remember bag snatchers ? Because

49:41

.

49:41

I've had . Oh yeah , that was real back then , yeah

49:45

, my niece , my niece's and nephew they're like

49:47

in their 20 or 30 and 20s

49:49

. They like don't believe me that like

49:51

back in the day in the 70s and 80s , they

49:54

freckled kids will go around stealing bags

49:56

, your bags . They would

49:58

shove you , smack you like , spin your

50:00

mask around and they would take your

50:02

bag and run and you lost

50:04

all your candy , all of it , and then you'd have to go back to a couple

50:07

of houses . Yeah , you'd have to go back to a couple

50:09

of houses just to make up enough to go back home .

50:11

And then people would be like didn't

50:13

you come up here already , you know yeah .

50:15

And you're like no , someone just took my bag , yeah , right .

50:18

You know there's only a thousand caspers walking through here . How

50:21

do you pick point ? Pinpoint me that I

50:23

was already here . But the best part .

50:26

Yeah , nobody felt sorry for either of them . The best part

50:28

was back then , trick or treating

50:30

. For us it was several

50:33

hours , like almost the whole night .

50:35

Now it's like two hours .

50:37

Yeah , Now it's like , oh , from five

50:39

pm to fricking like seven pm . It's

50:42

like no , it was all

50:44

the way to like 10 or 11 or something . It was like crazy

50:46

hours .

50:47

And so I know you have a list

50:49

of best and worst candy .

50:51

Yeah , I gave you a little information there

50:53

for your best candy

50:56

.

50:57

What did you like as a number one

50:59

? As for what did Jim like

51:01

, Mine is Reese's peanut

51:04

butter cups . All right , we

51:06

talked about that , the peanut

51:08

butter chocolate stuff on the ice

51:10

cream episode .

51:11

Yes , reese's is pretty much

51:13

the gold standard with candy and

51:16

me .

51:17

That's good stuff too , but I can't eat too much

51:19

of it because it gets too rich . Oh

51:23

, you're so sweet already but

51:27

that's a classic , you can't go wrong on

51:30

the seas . And they

51:32

started becoming like the Reese's pieces

51:35

. Those were great

51:37

. Then they had my number two

51:39

. Oh , and then they had the

51:41

chocolate bar with the Reese's pieces

51:44

in it , and yeah

51:46

, it's just that they're just sticking Reese's pieces

51:48

anywhere they can

51:50

figure out , you know like , oh hey

51:53

, let's cook .

51:53

Do you want ? Do you want ? Do you want Nugget in there too ? Do

51:55

you want pretzel in there ? They're just putting every combination

51:58

with Reese's .

52:00

Right , right . So I got one

52:02

.

52:02

OK .

52:04

I love fun dip . Oh

52:06

, classic , and you know it

52:09

has to . You don't see it no more . But

52:11

it was a three pack , it was the apple

52:14

, it was oh yeah , and it was grape

52:16

, and now you just get a two

52:18

pack and one stick , you

52:21

know , whereas you got the three pack with the two

52:23

sticks . But my favorite

52:25

was , like the Kool-Aid powder . And

52:28

still to this day

52:30

, man , I love fun dips . Man , and

52:33

I think it's blue and that was good stuff and

52:36

all it was was pierced sugar , 100

52:39

percent .

52:40

The stick was it was sugar , yeah

52:44

, the sugar wafer stick . And it's like here put

52:46

the stick in your mouth , get it wet and then dip it in

52:49

the little little kid dust and then just

52:51

more sugar , more

52:53

sugar . Oh , how

52:56

are we going to solve these kids problem ? Let's give them sugar

52:58

and more sugar . Let's give

53:00

them straight sugar and just color it .

53:02

Maybe kids nowadays need to start chucking

53:05

the suckin down some heavy

53:07

sugar like that man and get off the

53:09

pills , they'll start .

53:10

they'll start really living .

53:13

So what's your next one man ? That that

53:15

you looked forward to ?

53:18

Um , I

53:20

said , Reese's pieces is probably my second

53:22

one .

53:24

All right .

53:24

And we pretty much covered Reese's in that first

53:26

part . Reese's pieces too , I'll say

53:28

it . My next one , I'll say Snickers

53:30

.

53:32

All right , that's another one . You can't go wrong

53:34

. You know , in the commercials they have

53:36

like it's a quick pick me up , it doesn't

53:38

pick me up .

53:40

Something with the combination in the peanut and

53:42

the . Was it caramel

53:44

, caramel , yeah , and the chocolate

53:46

? It just it always like , whenever I have

53:48

one , even the bite size , it just it does

53:51

pick me up . It's like , oh my God , that's so awesome .

53:54

Yeah , I like those man when I'm like

53:56

super hungry and I just throw

53:59

one down . Yeah . So

54:02

for my number two Grape

54:05

nerds . Oh

54:07

yeah . You know , when nerds

54:09

first came out they

54:13

had two different flavors and when

54:15

you're done you slide the other , the

54:17

opening open , and you got

54:19

a whole new box of nerds . You know , and

54:22

when Halloween came along , the

54:25

boxes they had like smaller

54:27

boxes . You know , you didn't

54:29

get as much , but you still

54:31

got that two pack .

54:33

Yeah , the double .

54:34

Yeah , and I love

54:36

grape nerds and now nowadays

54:38

they have a chewy

54:41

nerds it's , it's the

54:43

nerds casing

54:45

. Yeah with like the soft

54:47

nerd stuff inside

54:49

.

54:50

It's really science , that up .

54:51

Yeah , it's man . It's so dang good

54:53

Like it brings back .

54:57

Nerds was always the like , the great

54:59

cleanser between all that , because most

55:01

of mine is like chocolate , chocolate , candy

55:03

bar , candy bar , sweet , or

55:05

, and then all of a sudden the nerds would be like would

55:08

reset , reset your mouth with good

55:10

and then it would help you to the

55:12

next flavor and stuff . It was real good

55:14

.

55:15

Yeah , how about you , man

55:17

? What's your ?

55:18

thumb , my third Peanut

55:21

M&Ms .

55:23

Oh , dude , I love when

55:25

I see the yellow pack in

55:27

the , in the bag or the

55:30

bucket , whatever you're carrying . Yeah

55:32

, you know , you got some goodness right

55:34

there , way better than

55:37

just the plain melts

55:39

in your mouth , not in your hand . M&ms

55:41

, you know .

55:43

And yeah

55:45

, because I can do peanut and then regular

55:48

and then peanut butter M&Ms in those order

55:50

, but peanut is pretty much . You

55:52

can't go wrong with a peanut M&M unless

55:54

you have allergies .

55:56

And nowadays they gone crazy

55:58

with the M&Ms and everything in the

56:00

in the shell pretzel

56:02

.

56:03

Chris , crispy pretzel , caramel

56:06

, lukewarm . I don't know what else they have .

56:07

Coffee beans . Yeah

56:10

it's , it's

56:13

too much man .

56:16

What's your third one ?

56:17

I got . I actually have three more

56:19

. All right , so my next bottle

56:22

caps . I love bottle caps , man

56:24

. You have the sweetness and

56:26

it turns Well . At first it's like tart

56:28

, you know , but then the sweet

56:30

kicks in , you know . So it's kind

56:32

of like sour patch kids . But

56:35

you had , you know , the

56:37

sweetness came because it's pure sugar

56:39

, you know . So again

56:42

, I love the great bottle caps

56:44

. You know I

56:46

had a choice with them . But

56:49

how about you ? Add

56:51

.

56:54

I said Reese's

56:56

peanut butter cups , Snickers and peanut

56:58

M&Ms . Those are my three . You want another one ?

57:01

Yeah , if you got it , man , I got two .

57:03

Kit . Kats .

57:06

Again , they overkilled it right now

57:08

, because in Japan James , you're killing me In

57:11

Japan there's over 250 flavor

57:13

Kit Kats .

57:14

I didn't see , I don't know that . How's that ?

57:16

Is it , man ? They got like wasabi flavor Kit

57:19

Kat . They got look it up

57:21

, man , how many Kit Kats .

57:22

I'm gonna have to see how send it with the chocolate . Melt

57:24

it without melting . I wonder how they send them .

57:26

I don't know , but classic

57:28

Kit Kats are good stuff

57:30

, man , and I like the extra large pack

57:33

. Oh yeah , just

57:35

cause I'm a fan of that , I see that at the store

57:37

.

57:38

At the store they sell that sometimes those monster

57:40

sized Kit Kats or candy bars . Yeah

57:43

. That's insane . I mean , you'd have a diabetic

57:45

coma if you did that .

57:47

Yeah , I agree with that one . So

57:51

for my fourth one , Okay

57:54

. All right , chuckles

57:57

.

57:59

Chuckles huh .

57:59

So like they're like these jellies and they

58:02

are red , they're green , orange the

58:04

black , and

58:06

red and yellow . A

58:08

lot of people hate the black cause it's got the

58:10

black licorice flavor . Yeah

58:12

. But if you read my notes , I got

58:15

chuckles , especially the

58:17

black ones . All right

58:19

, I love them , man , to this

58:21

day I find like the mini

58:24

chuckles at Albany's , and

58:26

even though they're not normal , but

58:29

those five little pieces of candy has just

58:31

disappeared so quickly .

58:34

I don't think I really ever had chuckles . I'm gonna have to get

58:36

a box now and see what Scott's talking

58:38

about .

58:39

And they're just like jelly man , the sugar jelly

58:41

. And Okay , how

58:45

about you ? You got any more on the list ?

58:47

Uh yeah , A classic

58:49

Hershey's bar , just plain chocolate

58:51

.

58:52

Plain chocolate .

58:53

Although I don't mind an almond with almond in

58:55

it . I don't mind that too , but pretty much a

58:57

plain Hershey's bar . I just want

59:00

chocolate .

59:01

That's good stuff , but you know a lot of people in

59:03

other countries they absolutely hate our

59:06

chocolate because our chocolate

59:08

is bitter . Yeah

59:10

. But a

59:13

good , I like almonds as

59:15

well . With the Hershey bar Plain

59:18

, like you said , man , if

59:20

you drink it or if you eat it with like some coffee

59:22

, it like melts that in

59:25

there and hell , just open

59:27

the Hershey bar , throw it right in . That's called Hot

59:29

McDonald's coffee and

59:31

you got some new flavor , man . You got like

59:33

syrup , chocolate syrup , in it . Yeah

59:36

. So that's some good

59:38

stuff and I

59:40

am finishing up my favorite list

59:42

with classic

59:44

Mike and Ike's . I

59:47

like that , that's good . It's a candy

59:49

coated licorice . They

59:52

look like pills . I

59:54

really dig that . I

59:56

dig the original flavor . But

59:59

now they got like five or

1:00:01

six of those you know like tropical

1:00:03

Mike and Ike's and and you know

1:00:06

what . You could throw any of those at

1:00:08

me , man , I'll be a little happy fat kid

1:00:10

.

1:00:11

That pills reminded me my dad used to do back in the 80s

1:00:13

to mess with people's mind and make them laugh

1:00:15

. He would have

1:00:17

one of his old pill bottles that were empty and

1:00:19

it would still have the label with his medication on it , but

1:00:22

he would put like M&Ms in there and

1:00:25

whenever he'd go somewhere he'd say , oops , time for my

1:00:27

medicine . He pulled it out and put it

1:00:29

out and it looked like his medicine was M&Ms and stuff and

1:00:32

then he'd just get people laughing and stuff or break the ice

1:00:34

.

1:00:35

Yeah you look like

1:00:37

a pill popper , Just like . What's this guy ? Oh

1:00:39

my God , is this guy's crazy .

1:00:41

It's freaking medicine , m&ms . I got

1:00:43

to throw one more in . I got to throw one more

1:00:45

.

1:00:45

Snow caps . I love

1:00:48

snow caps . Oh , I had , though . Yeah , I haven't had those

1:00:50

in years .

1:00:51

Those are pretty good . You could buy them at Dollar General big box for a buck

1:00:53

.

1:00:55

Or you can go to Albany's and buy them for 4.99

1:00:58

a pound .

1:00:59

It's like that chocolate circle disc with

1:01:01

the white white , white , white , white , white

1:01:04

, white , Snow or something on it , yeah

1:01:06

my wife .

1:01:07

She actually takes like when she makes

1:01:09

popcorn she pours the

1:01:11

snow caps on top of it .

1:01:14

There we go and we're going to have to have an episode

1:01:16

where we have , like , theater

1:01:19

, theater , concessions

1:01:22

yeah , concessions , different

1:01:25

things people do and tips and

1:01:27

tricks .

1:01:30

Do you have any more favorites or are we moving on

1:01:32

to the next category ?

1:01:34

Pretty much . Butterfingers and Payday are the bottom

1:01:36

two with the peanut butter type and the salty

1:01:39

peanut type with that .

1:01:41

Yeah , I'd take a good payday .

1:01:44

That's about it . I mean everybody . Listeners

1:01:46

, tell us what your favorite candy is

1:01:48

.

1:01:49

So moving on , because this episode's

1:01:51

going to be long , I know .

1:01:53

Yeah , we're warning everybody .

1:01:55

But we're moving on . You know we're moving

1:01:57

along , we're trying so from our

1:02:00

favorite candy . When

1:02:02

you looked in the bag or bucket or hand

1:02:05

or pocket , whatever you put it

1:02:07

in what did you

1:02:09

see in there ? And they're like oh man , I

1:02:11

hate that stuff . Or those cheap

1:02:13

asses . You know

1:02:16

I'm talking about like dumb , dumb

1:02:18

suckers . I'm

1:02:21

people like like them , but I I

1:02:23

hated them . I personally hate suckers

1:02:25

.

1:02:26

Jimmy , jimmy like dumb dumb as a kid . So

1:02:29

we pretty much got little dumb dumb as rewards

1:02:31

and stuff . But he kind of grew out of it

1:02:33

. He doesn't unless you know you

1:02:35

. It's kind of that thing like at a doctor's office

1:02:37

back in the day they have dumb dumb . So okay

1:02:39

, I'll take a dumb dumb Right . It's not

1:02:41

a preferred choice .

1:02:43

And then they get all sticky anyway . Yeah

1:02:45

. I'll

1:02:48

start this one out here . Okay . Oh

1:02:50

, dumb dumb is up there , but it's not on my list

1:02:52

.

1:02:54

Candy corn yeah , that's

1:02:56

pretty much the universal number one .

1:02:58

And then I find out that candy corn may

1:03:01

have been made like 10

1:03:03

years back and they just keep like recycling

1:03:06

the candy because nobody is buying

1:03:08

it .

1:03:09

Every 10 years they make a batch .

1:03:12

And , and there's different flavor

1:03:14

corn candy . Well , it looks like

1:03:16

it , but it all tastes the same .

1:03:19

You know , $1 store candy corn .

1:03:20

You're like candy corn chocolate , all right

1:03:22

. And then you eat it , man . It tastes like regular

1:03:25

candy corn .

1:03:26

So much should make like a recipe book with just

1:03:28

what to do with candy corn to make it into

1:03:31

ingredients in a food or something .

1:03:33

Yeah , you open up a bag and throw it away

1:03:35

.

1:03:35

Dump in garbage .

1:03:37

Dump it , man . How about you ?

1:03:39

Um , I'd say circus peanuts

1:03:41

have to be underneath . Candy

1:03:44

corn is one of the worst .

1:03:45

Man , see , I love those as a kid , I

1:03:48

don't like them now , you

1:03:50

know , uh , my grandparents

1:03:53

, they were poor , so like

1:03:55

they would always say , oh , if

1:03:57

it wasn't a Werther's , it

1:03:59

was that circus peanut , you know , and

1:04:01

I can't stand Werther's , but

1:04:03

the peanut man it was

1:04:05

a weird kind of like packing peanut kind of

1:04:08

taste .

1:04:09

It was just sugar . It

1:04:11

was weird . Yeah .

1:04:13

Yeah , it was like a porous

1:04:15

textured .

1:04:16

Uh , I think now , now

1:04:19

it stays . I don't see a lot of people with the list

1:04:21

I have , we have here . We have a lot of people

1:04:23

handing any of these out , but back when you

1:04:25

and me were a turk or treating back in the day

1:04:27

, this is what they would hand out . You

1:04:30

, you , you were rare to see the good stuff

1:04:32

. It was a staple .

1:04:34

Yeah , I think what it was was people were

1:04:36

cleaning out their cupboards from the year

1:04:38

before that they bought too

1:04:40

much of , you know , at Harvey's

1:04:42

Dime Store or uh

1:04:46

, or Zare or Kmart .

1:04:48

Or they give you , like they give you pennies , and then they

1:04:50

would give you these bad things You're like oh my gosh

1:04:52

, come on .

1:04:53

Yeah , so how

1:04:56

about next one man ?

1:04:59

Um wax Coke bottles .

1:05:01

Oh dude , I eat those still to this day

1:05:03

.

1:05:04

Oh those are . It was never enough . It was

1:05:06

like you bite off the cap

1:05:08

, like the top , and spit it out , and then

1:05:10

you're like you drink and it's like two

1:05:12

or three drops and you're like , well

1:05:15

, that was nothing you know I need , like I need to

1:05:17

have 10 of them just to fricking even get a taste .

1:05:19

See , for me , I , I would just like

1:05:22

throw the whole bottle in and just

1:05:24

keep chewing , yeah , like , if

1:05:26

you like , in the military you

1:05:29

don't always have access to a teeth toothbrush

1:05:31

right off the bat , so , like when I see

1:05:33

the wax , it cleans my teeth also .

1:05:37

See you're talking survival . I agree

1:05:39

with the survival .

1:05:40

Yeah , but you get that one drop of juice .

1:05:43

Like this . This reminds me of Afghanistan

1:05:45

. I'm , I'm , I'm , you know , on on wax . Now

1:05:48

I need someone to shoot it . Someone just

1:05:50

shoot at me . I feel at home .

1:05:53

Put the gun down , scott . All

1:05:56

right , dude , my number two . This

1:05:58

may be controversial . All right

1:06:00

, I cannot stand whoppers oh

1:06:04

wow To this day . I hate

1:06:06

those malted chocolate balls

1:06:08

, dude .

1:06:09

I hate whoppers too .

1:06:12

I don't know what kind of chocolate they use , but

1:06:14

I hate it . I hate that , the

1:06:16

flavor of whatever the hell

1:06:18

, that that mulch , the

1:06:21

whatever that crap .

1:06:22

It was like . It was like an explosion of like , like

1:06:25

powder , mall , malls

1:06:27

, and it would just in your mouth . You're like what

1:06:29

the heck did I do ? And you're like spitting

1:06:32

it out .

1:06:32

Right , Right .

1:06:33

It's like and he had that lingering taste

1:06:35

.

1:06:36

It made your mouth drier than Gandhi's sandal

1:06:38

. It just like absorbed . It

1:06:41

was like a chamois on your mouth .

1:06:42

It was just like suck , you need a

1:06:44

drink , you need a drink with it . And my wife

1:06:47

, she said , yeah , I like whoppers and I'm like no

1:06:49

, I don't , I never liked whoppers . No

1:06:51

, no , the only thing as

1:06:53

bad as a whopper if a candy thing

1:06:55

I would put on my list which it's not

1:06:58

on my list , but it's probably

1:07:00

Heath bars .

1:07:02

You don't like .

1:07:03

Heath bars , no , it kind

1:07:05

of like ranked with whoppers to where it tasted

1:07:07

weird and I'm like I don't like this . This

1:07:09

tastes so weird .

1:07:10

See , I don't like Heath , but I like score

1:07:13

. Now I kind of

1:07:15

right there to that hard nugget , yeah

1:07:18

, but the chocolate's

1:07:20

a little bit better . Okay , what

1:07:23

do ? You have for your next one .

1:07:25

My worst . Next one is

1:07:28

probably those Neco wafers .

1:07:32

Like the space looking one

1:07:35

.

1:07:36

It's like a church

1:07:39

, the Holy Communion wafers

1:07:41

, but it's like a flying saucer disc

1:07:43

and it have like a

1:07:45

confetti , rainbow confetti

1:07:47

inside , just like the cake topper

1:07:50

or muffin topper

1:07:52

kind of stuff .

1:07:53

Right right .

1:07:54

That's inside , you like , bite it open

1:07:56

and it's hollow and these , like little beads

1:07:58

would just go all over . And you're like , look , the head is this

1:08:00

? And you're chewing

1:08:03

it . And you're like it feels like I'm tasting a piece

1:08:05

of plastic that just fell on the floor . I don't understand

1:08:07

. It

1:08:10

was real complex .

1:08:12

So for my next one , I hated

1:08:14

them because they are the destroyer of teeth

1:08:16

. Oh , jolly Ranchers

1:08:19

, yeah . And

1:08:21

then they tried to up

1:08:23

it back in the day . These

1:08:26

are no longer around and I don't know

1:08:28

why . But you had the Jolly

1:08:30

Ranchers but then they came out with the Jolly Rancher

1:08:32

sticks and you

1:08:35

don't ever see those no more . So

1:08:37

were they that bad that they

1:08:39

had to get rid of them .

1:08:41

But nothing like biting down in

1:08:43

a Jolly Rancher at first and

1:08:45

you can't pull your teeth apart or

1:08:48

pulls your feelings , or pulls the feelings

1:08:50

, or Because Jolly Ranchers

1:08:54

used to scare the shit out of you back in the day because you

1:08:56

would chew on it or suck

1:08:58

on it and it would stick to the roof of your mouth or stick

1:09:00

to a tooth or something . And you're like freaking

1:09:03

out your tongues , like trying to whip it like a loose

1:09:05

and you're like what the hell's going on ? It's stuck

1:09:07

forever and you're like freaking out .

1:09:09

And then a toothbrush . Yeah

1:09:12

, a toothbrush won't even like like

1:09:14

brush it out . No , I really stick like your

1:09:16

fingernail or toothpick or four .

1:09:18

Your brother's trying to lodge it out with a stick or something

1:09:20

like what the hell Told you never to eat

1:09:23

these , then you go to the emergency room ? No

1:09:25

, but the stick's probably got stuck in someone's

1:09:27

mouth and like choked or something back in the day

1:09:29

.

1:09:32

Could , be .

1:09:32

Those little cubes of death were like bad

1:09:34

back in the day . They'd stick to anything

1:09:36

.

1:09:37

I know , I know one person . He

1:09:39

still loves the sour

1:09:41

apple . Jolly Ranchers eats

1:09:43

them like he's

1:09:46

, like one after the other , is a chain eater

1:09:48

of Jolly Rancher .

1:09:50

I remember now that the Jolly Ranchers you had

1:09:52

to keep it on your tongue when you're sucking it . That

1:09:55

sounds dirty and like it

1:09:57

would . You'd have to keep it in the center of your mouth

1:09:59

. You couldn't touch any of your teeth or the other roof or

1:10:01

nothing , until it like got down a

1:10:03

little bit and then you could like have it roll around

1:10:05

your mouth .

1:10:08

Are we talking about the candy Jim ?

1:10:09

Oh , my God you're going to take . You're going to take this audio

1:10:12

and make it sound real bad for me . The

1:10:18

next one I would have to have is We'll

1:10:23

see . On the list it says peanut butter kisses .

1:10:25

Yeah .

1:10:26

I think those , those would have to be

1:10:29

probably right up there , because they

1:10:31

were the weird blobs

1:10:33

of a peanut butter

1:10:35

and it would be in a black or orange

1:10:37

twist waxy paper . Oh

1:10:43

yeah , they're really .

1:10:44

Came in like an orange or black wrapper

1:10:46

.

1:10:47

Yeah , and waxy . And then you you'd

1:10:49

taste it Choo , choo , choo and

1:10:51

the flavor is gone in a second and it's just this

1:10:53

glob kind of left over

1:10:55

and you're like this is you'd have to

1:10:57

eat 100 of them just to get a taste .

1:10:59

It's like it's not the real . What

1:11:02

paper bag dude .

1:11:03

Yeah , exactly , and it's not like equality

1:11:05

peanut butter tasting .

1:11:08

My last one on my list . It

1:11:12

has . It means something different

1:11:15

, but it's the name of the candy Mary

1:11:18

Jane's . I don't like

1:11:20

. Mary Jane's . Those are another ones that stick

1:11:23

to your teeth .

1:11:24

Yeah , like Jolly Ranchers , those were like holding

1:11:27

on to you .

1:11:28

And they're meant to be soft .

1:11:30

Yeah , you know , and it would take

1:11:32

a long time before that thing was chewable . I

1:11:34

mean you would like Jolly Ranchers that

1:11:36

break your teeth . You had to wait

1:11:38

half an hour to suck on it . But Mary

1:11:40

Jane's right there too .

1:11:42

Yeah , I wasn't taking those

1:11:44

.

1:11:45

I mean I I'd take them because grandma offered

1:11:47

them . But there's no way . I mean

1:11:49

, those were like you know , you're in for it .

1:11:53

So we got our candy

1:11:55

. We threw away the bad candy

1:11:57

or gave it to our brother or sister . Yeah

1:12:00

. But the

1:12:02

whole thing for the night , is

1:12:06

that the one thing that

1:12:08

kids look forward to every year ? To

1:12:11

get that candy they

1:12:14

had to dress up . Yeah

1:12:16

, and back in our

1:12:18

day . Back in our day .

1:12:20

Yeah , tell them Scott .

1:12:22

We had like nowadays

1:12:25

, everything looks really

1:12:27

cool . I meant with like the , the

1:12:30

latex that looks like like skin

1:12:32

and all that . But not in my day

1:12:34

, right , damn it . No

1:12:37

, they had to go to Harvey's and

1:12:39

go to the rack and

1:12:42

pick out , like the Hard

1:12:44

, either Frankenstein

1:12:47

or Casper mask , and

1:12:49

the mask was held on by two staples

1:12:51

, with a piece of rubber band that

1:12:54

always hurt when you pulled it off your head

1:12:56

, yeah . And then a

1:12:58

nonfire proof plastic

1:13:02

outfit that if you walk

1:13:04

by any heat you're going to be hurting

1:13:06

because it's stuck to you , yeah

1:13:08

.

1:13:09

But I like it's like a plastic

1:13:11

paper bag you were wearing .

1:13:13

Yeah , it's like no , ma , please don't tell

1:13:15

me where it is . You know , and then you like

1:13:18

.

1:13:18

I just costumes to tear so easily

1:13:20

.

1:13:21

Yeah , or the rubber band pop on the staple

1:13:23

and you're like you

1:13:25

know .

1:13:26

So it was so your kid , your

1:13:28

kid , walking up holding you're holding it by your

1:13:30

chin because it broke off and you're

1:13:32

still trick or treating .

1:13:34

Right , right , you know , or or

1:13:36

you have to like shorten

1:13:38

the rubber band and make like a little

1:13:40

hole and tie the rubber bands . Now

1:13:43

it's , it's like even

1:13:45

tighter on your head .

1:13:47

Or your brother or cousin , like pulls the back string and

1:13:49

breaks it .

1:13:50

Oh yeah , or just pops you in

1:13:52

the head with it , but

1:13:55

you know .

1:13:56

You know , my cousins did Well . We had a lot of homemade

1:13:58

costumes . They , our parents , wouldn't even let

1:14:00

us buy the cheap bad masks they would

1:14:02

like I can make you something or I'll make that

1:14:04

, and it would never look like what

1:14:06

you wanted .

1:14:07

No , no , back when you could be a whole

1:14:10

back .

1:14:10

When you could be a hobo or a bomb , they would just , you

1:14:12

know , take dirt on your face . What's

1:14:15

that ? Man oh oh

1:14:18

, oh , we were all hobos

1:14:20

.

1:14:21

Yeah , I had like a old man's

1:14:23

rubber mask . It again

1:14:25

came from Harvey's but it was a full

1:14:27

fledged mask but it never

1:14:30

matched up with .

1:14:31

Gary too .

1:14:32

But they didn't match up with the eye holes or

1:14:34

people . So many people like put

1:14:36

it on back in the day that the mouth

1:14:38

was .

1:14:41

But it's the only one left .

1:14:43

Yeah , you know , and you got that from Spencers

1:14:45

and and and that was cool

1:14:47

. But now I got to look like an old

1:14:49

man , but I'm only like four

1:14:52

foot tall and and

1:14:54

they would have only small , like rectangles

1:14:56

for the eyes that didn't line up Right

1:14:58

.

1:14:58

And then the mouth rectangle was a little bigger

1:15:00

. But you knew every kid that tried it on put his

1:15:02

tongue through it , going out .

1:15:04

You're like oh , and then

1:15:06

what With that rubber mask

1:15:08

and the lice filled hair , because

1:15:11

everybody put it on ? I

1:15:14

had oversized , oversized flannel

1:15:16

, you know like didn't

1:15:19

, couldn't even get me one my size , you

1:15:21

know . I got to wear my brothers and then

1:15:23

a broomstick with like a handkerchief

1:15:26

on the end of it Go get a stick .

1:15:28

Go get a stick from the yard and make a bindle and stuff

1:15:30

and put it yes .

1:15:31

So , like I'm like walking around like this

1:15:33

and they're like all the people are like

1:15:35

what are you supposed to be ? I don't know , I'm

1:15:37

just being to my normal self , you

1:15:39

know , like got goatee and

1:15:41

like it's , it's horrible

1:15:43

man . That was like one of my memorable

1:15:46

Halloween costumes . Man , how

1:15:48

about you ?

1:15:50

Um , a lot of

1:15:52

my like back in the day

1:15:54

. You like Spider-Man , you would just wear

1:15:56

like the pajamas Spider-Man , or

1:15:58

?

1:16:00

not , you're right .

1:16:02

No , not that they

1:16:04

would just have like long

1:16:06

like blue , long johns kind of bottoms

1:16:09

, yeah , and then like

1:16:11

a Spider-Man t-shirt or

1:16:13

something and then or a long sleeve shirt

1:16:15

, and then you just have . They would might

1:16:17

get you the good , the good Spider-Man mask , or make

1:16:19

or sew one , or somebody yarn or something . Or

1:16:23

. Yeah

1:16:26

, pretty much . I was Spider-Man one time . I remember that

1:16:28

that was fun .

1:16:31

I was a stripe from Grimlins

1:16:33

. Oh my God , they gave me like

1:16:35

a hoodie .

1:16:37

You just graduated college .

1:16:39

That was probably like 12 . I

1:16:42

had the stripe mask that

1:16:44

came off .

1:16:45

Oh yeah , the horn , yeah yeah .

1:16:47

And there was a full fledged mask

1:16:50

, a hoodie , because

1:16:54

there's no upper

1:16:56

body part for it , so I just covered up with a

1:16:58

hoodie they do in a movie . And

1:17:01

then these rubber fingers that weren't

1:17:03

even the same color as the face , you

1:17:06

know . It was like oh , those witch's hands

1:17:08

are great with that green mask

1:17:10

.

1:17:11

And as a kid I remember my mom

1:17:13

like pairing me and my older sister who was like

1:17:16

a year , two years older than me . They'd

1:17:18

make us like couples costume . Like she would

1:17:20

be raggedy and I would be Andy and

1:17:24

I like yeah , and I know

1:17:26

I didn't like it and stuff , but I had to wear it , yeah

1:17:28

. And then , or else she

1:17:30

would be like a cheerleader

1:17:33

and I would be a football player

1:17:35

, a blank football player , with like the

1:17:37

white generic helmet and the

1:17:40

black smears on the eyes . Yeah

1:17:42

. But it wasn't nothing

1:17:44

extravagant and stuff , but

1:17:47

that's what that was later in like my twenties and stuff where I would be like

1:17:50

one year I was mankind

1:17:52

, the wrestler . Yeah . I

1:17:55

had a great mask and then one year

1:17:57

I was Jason With the hockey mask . I had my

1:17:59

dad's snowmobile suit and

1:18:02

I would just walk around real slow and not say

1:18:04

nothing and scare people .

1:18:07

That's . Those are classics .

1:18:10

And then the one thing we did back in the day I want to

1:18:12

tell everybody it's an old concept

1:18:14

, nobody does Cause . We said we used

1:18:16

to trick or treat real long

1:18:18

all night . Me and my cousins

1:18:20

went there was like six

1:18:23

or eight of us and we would take a whole

1:18:25

neighborhood in Portage and then we would go

1:18:27

to like Chesterton and do a whole neighborhood

1:18:30

. We all night would do different neighborhoods

1:18:32

and what we would do we go through the neighborhood

1:18:34

and we get to the end of the neighborhood . We

1:18:36

would switch costumes and

1:18:38

go back through the neighborhood the

1:18:41

same neighborhood with everybody wearing

1:18:43

a different costume . So they couldn't say we

1:18:45

came because we're different heights and sizes

1:18:48

.

1:18:48

On that , so

1:18:50

, so would you like to go

1:18:53

to all like the rich neighborhoods ? No

1:18:55

, there was back in the day , was .

1:18:58

Yeah , it was pretty up there . But no

1:19:00

, we would just basic neighborhoods

1:19:02

and we would just a

1:19:04

block or two and then go to another town

1:19:06

, and go to a block or two and then go another town and

1:19:08

we had these huge

1:19:10

pillowcases just full of came . I

1:19:13

mean , we used to hit a lot .

1:19:17

Now when you say hit a lot , you weren't wearing those

1:19:19

bag stanchers , you weren't hitting . No

1:19:21

, no , okay .

1:19:23

There was a lot of us , so we were in this group

1:19:25

where there was . I mean , we didn't get attacked

1:19:27

or nothing stolen , but because we

1:19:29

were in a gang mentality , but

1:19:33

we saw a lot of kids get their stuff stolen , stuff . And

1:19:36

yeah , here's a couple of candies from us and

1:19:38

that's it . Yeah .

1:19:43

From there I used to

1:19:45

be my favorite and

1:19:47

I still do it to this day Soldier

1:19:50

, Soldier . I still wore

1:19:52

the camel , wore

1:19:55

a little little army hat , you

1:19:57

know , like the old , cheap

1:20:00

Harvey green bucket

1:20:02

. Yeah , I did an army one on one time

1:20:04

and I still

1:20:06

dress up in it Like not green

1:20:09

bucket , but I became

1:20:11

the All-American .

1:20:12

You did it as a kid , you lived it , and

1:20:14

then you do it again . Man , it's easy , it's a go to .

1:20:17

Right , right People like it . There was Sharon

1:20:19

.

1:20:20

What are they going to expect ? Scott powers the chef

1:20:23

or Scott powers the plumber ? No , we

1:20:25

want the soldier .

1:20:30

That , looking over my notes , man

1:20:32

Looks like we've

1:20:34

hit every category now .

1:20:37

Real quick . The top five costumes

1:20:39

this year on this list I

1:20:41

got is Barbie number one

1:20:44

, princess number two

1:20:46

, spider-man three which

1:20:49

a witch four and

1:20:52

a fairy five .

1:20:54

A fairy's still up in there , huh .

1:20:57

Yeah , and then it goes like Wednesday Adam

1:20:59

six and the

1:21:02

usual standards like dinosaur , cowboy

1:21:04

, ninja , bunny , just regular stuff

1:21:06

. But I guess because that Barbie movie

1:21:08

and recent Spider-Man

1:21:10

they're the popular ones .

1:21:13

I got some

1:21:15

Halloween trivia . I want you to answer

1:21:18

. Oh , yes

1:21:20

, all right . If

1:21:22

you like history , if you like social

1:21:25

stuff , all right . So

1:21:28

who was the first lady to decorate the

1:21:30

White House for Halloween ?

1:21:31

Hmm , I'm

1:21:35

going to say Uh

1:21:40

, uh , fords

1:21:43

wife .

1:21:46

Uh , it's Mami Eisenhower , 1958

1:21:48

.

1:21:49

Oh oh well , I

1:21:51

thought they were a little more prudish than that . I guess back yeah

1:21:53

, 58 . Okay .

1:21:55

I mean , what kind of name is Mami , mami ?

1:21:58

Well , they had a lot of weird names and

1:22:00

stuff back then .

1:22:01

Okay , here's another one . What state

1:22:04

produces the most pumpkins ? Hmm

1:22:08

.

1:22:10

Probably down south , I'm

1:22:12

going to say because the I

1:22:16

don't know which one .

1:22:18

Illinois .

1:22:20

Oh really .

1:22:21

Yeah , wow , they also hold

1:22:23

the annual pumpkin chunk

1:22:25

in .

1:22:27

Oh yeah , they did . To see that .

1:22:30

So what

1:22:32

do you call fear of Halloween ?

1:22:36

Uh Gora

1:22:39

phobia no .

1:22:41

It's Sam Hain old phobia , oh Sam .

1:22:43

Hain . Yeah , I

1:22:45

could see that because that's the Sam Hain

1:22:47

thing . I can't remember what that is . That's like the Original

1:22:53

original

1:22:55

old in Halloween name for the season or something . Right , right

1:22:57

Uh .

1:23:03

Where do real mummies originates

1:23:05

? Uh , original mummies .

1:23:08

Resonate from Original

1:23:10

. I don't know . Probably

1:23:18

I'll say Egypt , what everybody was thinking

1:23:21

Ding , ding ding . You got it , man . Yes , I got something right

1:23:23

. I had to give you something there .

1:23:24

Uh , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I

1:23:27

don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't

1:23:29

know , I don't know , I don't

1:23:31

know , I don't know . There's something

1:23:33

there , uh . The

1:23:39

song trying to think of a joke . The most played traditional Halloween song Monster

1:23:41

Rash .

1:23:43

Who are the guests ? Yeah , hmm , hmm

1:23:46

, frankenstein , the

1:23:49

wolf man Um the bride , I

1:23:54

can't remember the rest .

1:23:55

He says three names . Oh

1:23:57

you said one

1:24:00

. Okay .

1:24:04

So it's Dracula's host in it , because I remember in Igor's

1:24:06

.

1:24:08

No , it would be Frankenstein hosting it . Oh

1:24:11

yes , the scientists .

1:24:15

I can't think of the song now .

1:24:17

Help me out here , so Wolfman's one .

1:24:19

Wolfman and .

1:24:23

Dracula .

1:24:26

Yeah , Dracula is in the song and

1:24:28

his . Bride

1:24:31

.

1:24:32

Son .

1:24:34

Oh , it's son , Son of Dracula , dang it

1:24:36

. Oh , unless you , unless

1:24:38

you sing it . I was working in the lab , I can't

1:24:40

think of it that fast .

1:24:43

What are the Halloween colors ?

1:24:47

Black and orange and green

1:24:50

.

1:24:52

Not green .

1:24:53

Uh , puke I would .

1:24:56

So started with the letter .

1:25:01

Black and orange and I'm

1:25:04

going to blank .

1:25:05

Purple .

1:25:06

Purple .

1:25:08

I knew , I knew , you knew that man . All

1:25:11

right , one more

1:25:13

, you got to get this man .

1:25:15

Oh no , the whole thing rests on me .

1:25:17

Who wrote the horror book Frankenstein ?

1:25:21

Uh Mary Shelling .

1:25:23

There you go , man .

1:25:25

Oh , thank God .

1:25:26

So you're two for 20 .

1:25:28

Great , I can't get nothing

1:25:30

right .

1:25:31

I'm getting respect .

1:25:33

Hey , I wanted to run this theory by you .

1:25:35

Okay .

1:25:36

It's the Gilbert Godfrey universal monsters

1:25:38

theory . Sadly

1:25:40

he passed , but on his podcast years ago

1:25:43

he said the universal monsters

1:25:45

are A

1:25:47

theory , like uh , they represent life

1:25:49

. Frankenstein

1:25:52

represents a baby . When

1:25:56

you're a baby , you're confused , you just want

1:25:58

to be , uh , loved and accepted

1:26:00

and you're thrown into life , just

1:26:03

like Frankenstein . Yeah , the

1:26:05

wolf man represents adolescents your

1:26:08

body , your body , your voice , everything

1:26:10

is changing and

1:26:13

you have no control over it . Dracula

1:26:17

represents young adults . You

1:26:21

want , you want , oh

1:26:23

, hold on , every guy wants to

1:26:25

. You want to be , every guy wants to be Dracula

1:26:27

. You want to control women and be charming

1:26:30

, just like Dracula's

1:26:32

power . The

1:26:35

mummy represents old age . You're

1:26:37

slow , you're feeling dead

1:26:39

, you're trying to resurrect an old love .

1:26:44

Okay .

1:26:45

Okay , and I threw . I threw in . That's his

1:26:47

uh four , but I threw in

1:26:49

. The invisible man represents

1:26:52

middle age between Dracula and the mummy

1:26:54

Cause . The invisible man became

1:26:56

invisible . Nobody pays

1:26:58

attention to you , you go insane

1:27:00

and the police try to hunt down and kill you , just

1:27:03

like when we're all in middle age . Yeah

1:27:08

, yeah . So it's like stages of

1:27:10

life each monster represents and where

1:27:12

you fall . It's

1:27:15

just an interesting theory .

1:27:17

And the creature trying to get to the

1:27:19

, trying to get to the Olympics , is

1:27:21

that that's stage when you're like workaholic

1:27:24

, uh , buff guy .

1:27:27

I couldn't think of the . Yeah , they

1:27:30

try to resurrect the earth , uh , this ancient creature

1:27:33

, and then the creature goes crazy .

1:27:35

Yeah , I got . I got one more

1:27:37

question man . Okay

1:27:39

. What was Beetlejuice almost

1:27:42

called .

1:27:44

Uh , crazy

1:27:48

dead guy , I don't know .

1:27:49

Scared sheetless . Uh

1:27:54

, it's terribly beautiful

1:27:56

. It's a . There

1:27:58

you go there's . We hope you

1:28:00

had fun on this episode

1:28:02

. Uh , I

1:28:04

always like sitting with the man , just because

1:28:06

me , yeah , yeah , because

1:28:08

we're so close to age man , we've had

1:28:10

almost we've had a lot of the same experiences

1:28:13

. Uh , other planets growing up and

1:28:16

we . I

1:28:18

really like this memory lane stuff

1:28:20

. You know , like Lynn was good , but

1:28:23

she's like 13 years younger than

1:28:25

me and and it don't seem like

1:28:28

a lot .

1:28:29

Yeah , 13 years is a lot , you

1:28:31

know on that note , I'd like to announce

1:28:33

I am no longer with this podcast

1:28:35

and I'm throwing

1:28:37

my resignation in there . I don't

1:28:39

want to be loved .

1:28:40

No , I

1:28:42

mean my wife's older than

1:28:44

me . So it's

1:28:47

not much , but it's still

1:28:50

big enough that our

1:28:52

differences yeah

1:28:55

.

1:28:55

Yeah , you're a man stuck in between time

1:28:57

. You don't know you have to relate with something .

1:29:00

Right right .

1:29:01

You're between generations .

1:29:02

So if people have any

1:29:05

kind of like holiday or Halloween

1:29:07

traditions , we

1:29:09

always say and

1:29:11

I gotta have Jim threaten you a little bit

1:29:13

because we've asked you several

1:29:15

times to like

1:29:18

relay us and there's only a couple

1:29:20

people One of them is Keith in Ohio , how

1:29:23

you doing ? He's going to be on

1:29:25

the show with us again , just

1:29:28

like a round table discussion . Okay

1:29:30

, just random stuff , man and

1:29:32

having fun , and that'll be coming

1:29:34

up in a couple weeks .

1:29:36

We want you , you want you listeners to let us know

1:29:38

, tell us , we gotta

1:29:40

get a hold of you somehow . We have to know

1:29:43

.

1:29:44

And the longer you guys hold out on telling

1:29:46

us information , the longer Jim's

1:29:48

going to stay on this program . So

1:29:50

he's going to be like

1:29:53

that bodyguard in the background

1:29:55

, man who's ready to go beat somebody's ass

1:29:57

because they can't make the payment

1:29:59

Well , your payments . Responding to

1:30:01

us .

1:30:02

Exactly . I mean , I was bad

1:30:04

for years not responding to podcasts

1:30:06

. I listened to . They were asking . But since

1:30:08

it's me now , let me know . Everybody , let

1:30:10

us know .

1:30:12

But we appreciate you guys all the time

1:30:15

just tuning in . Yes , we're

1:30:17

getting more people in Melbourne

1:30:19

, australia I

1:30:23

think I've seen Italy pop

1:30:25

up on there and

1:30:27

we're rocking

1:30:30

and rolling and we're not always getting the

1:30:32

same countries every time . Yeah

1:30:35

, like the Australia ones growing , the

1:30:37

one in Germany , we're growing and

1:30:41

we appreciate all you guys . If

1:30:43

I could say in German , I appreciate you

1:30:45

, I would . But yes

1:30:48

, I don't have a translator on me and

1:30:50

I'm not even going to try

1:30:52

. So , thank

1:30:55

you , thank you guys every single weekend . If

1:30:57

you like us , man , please tell

1:30:59

your friends and family about us . Like , hey

1:31:01

, there's these crazy American guys . They

1:31:05

like to have fun . Because , man , we don't talk religion

1:31:07

or politics here , because

1:31:09

you get enough of that Like

1:31:12

depressing stuff

1:31:14

Anywhere , anywhere

1:31:17

.

1:31:17

We're depressing . We're depressing enough . We don't need that

1:31:19

stuff on top of it .

1:31:21

Right . So , and we're not experts and

1:31:23

we don't claim to be in , we don't want to talk about

1:31:25

that stuff . So , again , there's plenty

1:31:27

of other places . So you

1:31:29

know what ? We had a listener

1:31:31

. He listens to us religiously

1:31:34

every single

1:31:36

week . Man , his name is

1:31:38

Armageddy , he's up in Michigan , right

1:31:40

, all right , he

1:31:42

was having a bad day the other day

1:31:45

, like most of us , you know . But

1:31:48

yeah , he told

1:31:50

me that he turns the power's point

1:31:52

on just to like

1:31:54

he concentrates on us , he

1:31:56

laughs and it brightens his day

1:31:59

, it like for however , however

1:32:01

long we talk , we kind

1:32:03

of like take that away from

1:32:05

them . You know what I mean ?

1:32:07

Yeah , and put your mind elsewhere

1:32:09

.

1:32:09

Yeah . So to me , man , that's worth a

1:32:11

thousand bucks . Man , you know

1:32:13

to know that we gave somebody that laugh

1:32:16

, or you know and speak speaking

1:32:18

of a thousand bucks .

1:32:19

Please send us all the money you have .

1:32:24

But yeah , we appreciate

1:32:27

those comments so much , man , because

1:32:29

that makes me feel like we're

1:32:32

doing something good you know Speaking

1:32:34

of doing good .

1:32:35

if you want to help out other ways people . We

1:32:37

have something else to tell

1:32:39

you about .

1:32:40

So tomorrow night , if

1:32:42

you are in Northwest Indiana or

1:32:45

you're just a couple hours away , come

1:32:49

out to St Mary's Hill , to Brent Hall , for

1:32:51

Mega Clash Six Backbreaker Wrestling's

1:32:53

biggest event

1:32:56

of the year . Bell

1:32:58

Time starts at five or

1:33:00

doors open 530 . Bell

1:33:03

Time is six o'clock . Tickets are $10

1:33:05

for adults , $7 for 10 and under

1:33:07

Concessions are

1:33:09

cheap . Everything on the show is cheap

1:33:12

. It's not going to break you , but it'll

1:33:14

entertain you .

1:33:15

We already went over the card last couple episodes

1:33:18

. It's going to be great folks .

1:33:20

So I won't be there

1:33:22

, because I got prior commitment .

1:33:24

I will be there .

1:33:25

You will be there , yeah , okay

1:33:27

, so we'll be getting the results next week

1:33:30

.

1:33:30

I will probably be at Yield

1:33:34

House of Toys . Tim his toy

1:33:37

table with the wrestling

1:33:39

action figures He'll be selling

1:33:42

on the kids and stuff . I'll probably be there . We'll

1:33:45

be doing a little unrecorded commentary

1:33:47

between us .

1:33:49

Man , I wish I knew that because I

1:33:51

would some way get my recorder

1:33:53

to you . I got a nice like

1:33:55

audio recorder man . It hooks up in

1:33:57

the mics and you

1:34:00

and Tim Toy

1:34:02

Tim could

1:34:05

commentate hey , and also

1:34:07

speaking of Yield Toys

1:34:09

, man , he's got some amazing

1:34:12

toys that are hard to find that you

1:34:15

may like . If you're a wrestling figure

1:34:17

collector man , he has some stuff that

1:34:19

I've never seen . He's

1:34:22

got GI Joe's on the table . He's got

1:34:24

some monster stuff . He's

1:34:27

got a little bit of everything , but he's

1:34:29

got like two tables worth and

1:34:31

you know what . He's not going to break you either

1:34:33

. Check

1:34:36

it out , though , man , and buy something for

1:34:38

a minute . It's kind of like supporting your local community

1:34:40

. You

1:34:43

know , with the holiday , with the holidays

1:34:46

are right coming up on us , you know

1:34:48

we all need that little extra cash , but

1:34:50

check it out , hey

1:34:53

, jim .

1:34:54

And he has a

1:34:57

place in Crown Point Antiques

1:34:59

Mall . I'll have to get the information next week

1:35:01

for you guys . I'm sorry , but I'll

1:35:04

get more information on how to get ahold

1:35:06

of Tim and his toys .

1:35:10

Hey , jim . Yeah , since you've

1:35:12

been on the pod with me , you

1:35:15

brought back something that I haven't

1:35:17

had since . Like the first season , I

1:35:19

used to give the quote of the week .

1:35:21

Oh , is it a rash oh .

1:35:23

Yes , yes , I was wondering , man

1:35:25

, you got another quote this week .

1:35:27

I have a quote . It's a quote , it's not really

1:35:29

words of wisdom . I'm trying to like

1:35:31

veer different ways , but it

1:35:34

is from Vincent Price . It

1:35:37

is just as much fun to scare

1:35:39

as it is to be scared

1:35:42

.

1:35:45

We really hope you enjoyed this show . Kind

1:35:47

of like a memory throwback for us

1:35:49

and , you know , like modern

1:35:51

day stuff going on in Halloween

1:35:53

, it seems

1:35:56

like the one holiday where traditions

1:35:58

aren't broke . You go get your candy . You

1:36:01

know , no one does tricks anymore for treats

1:36:03

, no , it's just give me candy

1:36:05

. And hopefully , don't forget

1:36:07

kids . If you're

1:36:09

listening to this , say

1:36:12

thank you to the people that

1:36:14

spent their 50 bucks for a

1:36:16

bag of candy that

1:36:18

the give you the fact that someone is even giving candy

1:36:20

? Right that much money

1:36:23

. Say thank you , man

1:36:25

, because that goes a long way

1:36:27

and it shows that you have a little respect

1:36:30

.

1:36:30

So and it makes an old person smile

1:36:32

when you say old manners , thank you , and

1:36:35

please . And don't forget people

1:36:38

giving candy . If you see a teenager

1:36:40

or an older kid or even an adult , you

1:36:42

know they're dressed up or you

1:36:44

know not much of a costume , give them candy

1:36:47

. I mean , just give candy . Who

1:36:49

cares ? Don't be a stickler at the door

1:36:51

and don't give nothing . Come on .

1:36:53

Right , right , and don't put 50 dum-dums

1:36:55

in from one house in the bag , because that's