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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream

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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream

Monday, 9th October 2023
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0:01

On today's episode we talk ice cream

0:03

, from flavors to toppings . We cover

0:05

it all . Then we blow off some steam

0:07

and tell you what's grinding our gears . Next

0:10

we peruse the news with some headlines

0:12

, we discuss the upcoming Backbreaker

0:14

Wrestling show and a little bit more .

0:46

Hello , welcome to the Powers Point podcast , season

0:48

4 , episode 26 . I'm

0:51

Scott Powers and with me is

0:54

James Banks III

0:56

. What's going on , man ?

0:58

Hold you a million times . Just Jim

1:00

, or Jim Banks .

1:02

So just Jim , how's it going ?

1:05

Good , it is going good . I had a little bit

1:07

of problems with the old

1:09

technology nowadays which we

1:11

all are facing we're all controlling

1:13

our lives , but we

1:16

got to muddle through it .

1:17

I know that problem all too well , man

1:19

. Throughout the years and updates

1:22

and updates and more updates , man

1:24

, and then on top

1:26

of that , if you have a slow internet connection

1:28

, it just makes things that much worse .

1:31

Exactly .

1:32

And you know what , when you're sitting there

1:34

waiting for it to update , it

1:37

goes slower . I think , yeah

1:39

, as if you walk away , you ain't got nothing

1:41

to do . You come back and it's like , oh , it's already

1:43

done .

1:44

You'll see the little spinning and then all of a sudden the

1:48

spinning will be stuck and stop and

1:51

then you'll see the numbers start going up

1:53

more and then it will stop again for like two

1:55

minutes and you're like what's going on ? What the heck ? I

1:57

thought we had a nice little pace going .

2:00

So last week we talked about

2:02

80s video games . You

2:05

and I and one

2:07

of our friends in Ohio dug

2:09

the nostalgia . He said it

2:11

took them back to that place . And you

2:14

know that's what we aim to do we

2:17

get you to think , we get you to , I

2:19

don't know , transfix

2:22

to another time when things were good

2:24

.

2:24

Yeah , yeah . All

2:27

the stress . You want to put your mind at a happy

2:29

place , back when it was simpler .

2:32

And don't worry , in the next couple of weeks

2:34

we will be covering 80s cartoons

2:36

.

2:37

We'll face it out a little bit .

2:38

Right , right . And

2:41

then another show would do like 80s music

2:43

, because that was a good era too . So

2:45

stay tuned for that nostalgic

2:48

traveling fiasco

2:51

. Trip , yeah , trip , thanks

2:55

, man . See

2:57

how that one word tripped me up , man . But

3:02

you just have something to expect in the upcoming

3:04

weeks . You know , I don't know when we're going

3:06

to do it . You know people also like

3:08

the dark meaning of music

3:11

and they want to hear more of that . So we're

3:13

going to give it to you . We're going to give you everything

3:15

you want .

3:17

Everybody likes , like different things . You know

3:20

different flavors of life .

3:21

If you could say and speaking of

3:23

different flavors , I

3:25

let you pick up the topic this week and

3:27

you chose ice cream . I would have never

3:30

thought that , I would have never like

3:32

, came up with that ideal man , and

3:34

this is why you are the brilliant person

3:36

behind the scene here . So

3:39

talk to

3:41

us a little bit about ice cream man and

3:43

what you have in .

3:45

Well , we're a little late here . International

3:48

Ice Cream Day is July 16th . It already

3:51

happened , but it's the end of

3:53

summer kind of falls just starting

3:55

. We're going to talk , take a look back at summer

3:57

and let's look back at ice cream . I

4:00

have the list of

4:02

the top 21 flavors of ice cream

4:04

in the US . Also

4:07

, I had that as of 2023

4:09

. I also have 10

4:11

unique ice cream flavors from around the

4:13

world and 13

4:16

wild ice cream toppings . So

4:19

what do you want to hear ? First , the top 10 or

4:21

the top 21 in America ?

4:24

Well , I think I'm going to get diabetes on

4:26

this episode , because you

4:28

know what ? You don't have to have a national ice cream

4:30

day , because I think for some it's

4:33

national ice cream day every single

4:35

day and it's a pretty

4:37

sweet episode Right . It's

4:39

a pretty sweet episode . So

4:41

go ahead , man . You just hit me with what you got

4:44

, and then we'll go right there .

4:46

I'll start at the bottom , number

4:49

21 , cake batter .

4:52

Cake batter , yeah yeah .

4:54

Yeah , I'm

4:56

not . You could just go grab a can

4:58

of cake batter . You don't need to put it in ice cream . Next

5:01

is number 20 , butterscotch .

5:04

Yeah , I had to get you know , but after a while

5:06

you kind of like get

5:08

that . Yeah , like I can't do no more

5:10

of this .

5:11

This tastes like the 50s , and

5:14

then 19 raspberry .

5:19

Yeah , I guess .

5:21

Number 18 , birthday cake .

5:25

Kind of a new one . Wouldn't it be like the same with , like

5:27

the batter ?

5:28

Yeah , the cake batter . Yeah , I

5:31

didn't understand that Number

5:33

17, . Peanut butter .

5:35

All right , that's one of my favorites right there .

5:38

Yep Straight peanut butter Number

5:40

16 , peach .

5:43

You know what I love peach . I

5:45

don't know about ice cream , it would be very

5:48

mild .

5:50

And I don't know who did all the voting here or something . This

5:52

is just . You know , you find it on the internet and it's not

5:55

dirty , so let's talk about it . Number

5:59

15 , cherry .

6:02

That's 15 , huh .

6:04

Yeah .

6:05

Hmm .

6:06

Number 14 , it's pistachio . I

6:10

never got into pistachio .

6:12

Yeah .

6:15

Yeah , number 13 is coffee

6:17

.

6:18

Coffee .

6:20

Yeah , coffee Huh . I'm

6:23

not a coffee .

6:24

This is American ice cream .

6:26

Yeah , this is a USA

6:28

. I'm not a coffee

6:31

fan , so I don't want that . Number

6:35

12 is chocolate peanut butter

6:37

, maybe

6:40

one of the most heavenly combinations in the world

6:42

.

6:42

See , but now we're getting into the almost

6:45

too sweet .

6:48

Okay , that's the two sweet halfway points to two

6:50

sweet All

6:52

right , a classic , a number

6:54

11 , rocky Road .

6:58

All right , I can see that .

7:01

Number 10 is Neapolitan , okay .

7:05

Those three flavors . Stop

7:07

right there , man . So you're

7:09

eating Neapolitan . You have your chocolate

7:11

, your vanilla , your strawberry . Yes

7:14

, it's a big controversy over the last couple

7:16

years of Neapolitan which one do you go

7:18

for first and which one's your least

7:20

favorite of the three ?

7:23

Well , okay , now let's switch

7:25

it again . When you have a choice

7:27

like that with three , do you pick

7:29

your least favorite first and get it done with

7:31

, and save the last one for your favorite

7:33

?

7:34

That's what I do .

7:34

Yeah , that's what I usually do too

7:36

, because the last bite is the best bite

7:39

. The last bite is going to carry you to the next

7:41

meal .

7:42

You know , you're like you

7:44

strap in and you're like , all right

7:46

, let's get this over with . And then

7:49

I kill the vanilla , because vanilla

7:51

is my least favorite of the three . Wow

7:54

.

7:55

Okay .

7:56

And then , hopefully , if my stomach's not hurting

7:58

by then , because if

8:00

you're talking about a quart or a pint you

8:03

know big difference but I'm going

8:05

to try to , yeah , kill the vanilla

8:08

first , and you've got to , because if

8:10

you leave it in the freezer then it gets a little freezer

8:12

crystal burn on it , and then

8:14

it tastes like Somehow vanilla .

8:16

Does that Vanilla like ? It'll

8:19

taste way different vanilla than any other

8:21

flavor if it gets the crystals .

8:22

It like , absorbs the flavor of the cardboard

8:25

.

8:25

Yeah .

8:26

And that's why vanilla is my

8:28

least favorite .

8:30

Oh , okay .

8:30

How about you ?

8:32

Um see , I like if vanilla's

8:34

done . Good , I like vanilla

8:36

a lot , but for the Neapolitan

8:38

I would probably choose vanilla first

8:40

as the least , and

8:43

then I'd probably go chocolate

8:46

than strawberry All right .

8:49

A lot of people don't like strawberry man . I

8:52

don't know why . Yeah me either .

8:56

Um , okay , let's go to the next one here . Number

8:59

nine is caramel

9:01

, or caramel . Tell however you want to pronounce

9:03

it in your part of the world .

9:05

Yeah , εν

9:09

.

9:11

I always thought that I didn't know that there was like

9:13

that was a flavor . I know

9:15

it was a flavor , but I usually think of that as

9:17

a topping , not as much as a flavor .

9:19

Right , I agree with that .

9:22

Number eight is mint chocolate chip .

9:25

See , I'm not big on that . You know

9:28

like I'll take the mint .

9:30

Yeah .

9:30

But again , that's like

9:32

the grandpa's where there's butterscotch

9:35

. You know , you

9:37

can only do so much before you're like oh

9:39

God , I can't have another bite of this

9:41

, you know . But

9:44

you're a fan of it Huh .

9:46

Oh , I love mint chocolate chip . Yeah , all right

9:49

. Number seven is chocolate chip

9:51

cookie dough .

9:54

See , I know people , especially

9:57

in my house , I love eating

9:59

the cookie dough raw and

10:02

I'm like why you know ? And they're like

10:04

get big chunks , man , you know , and

10:06

I'm like it's probably

10:09

not good for you .

10:10

Yeah , they're gambling being sick or something , I don't know

10:12

.

10:12

Raw cookie dough .

10:16

I liked raw cookie dough a little bit . Now

10:18

that's the one where if you eat too much

10:20

of it , you're going to like throw up or something . True

10:23

, Unless you build up your stomach like your

10:25

house must build up a stomach tolerance

10:27

.

10:27

Yeah , they do .

10:30

Okay , number six . We're getting close here . Butter

10:32

pecan .

10:34

You know what I kind of dig that , especially

10:36

with Baskin Robbins , they

10:39

got a good butter , pecan or pecan

10:41

, wherever you're from .

10:43

I forgot .

10:44

But yeah , it's okay . Yeah

10:47

, it's not my favorite , but

10:49

it's okay .

10:53

All right . Number five is chocolate

10:55

chip .

10:58

Yeah , again , that's a lot of vanilla

11:00

.

11:00

So that's like mostly vanilla

11:03

, and then you're just throwing chips periodically

11:05

and stuff Like break up the monotony

11:07

. Next

11:11

is number

11:13

four strawberry .

11:15

Strawberry is good , especially when

11:18

you have like the big chunks of strawberry in

11:20

it . Oh , yeah . To authenticate

11:22

that it's a real , you know , like real

11:24

flavor , not some chemical based .

11:28

Because your parents would buy those strawberries that was all

11:30

mixed in without the chunks . Back in the day

11:32

, Like , yeah , I like strawberry

11:34

, but then if you got ones with chunks it's

11:36

like a treasure . You're like , oh my God , I don't believe I just

11:38

got this and you're like savoring it . Number

11:43

three is cookies and cream .

11:47

No , I'd pass on that one .

11:49

Oh my gosh , See now , here's me , the weirdness

11:52

of me . I love cookies

11:54

and cream , but I don't like

11:56

Oreos Really .

11:57

I was going to say the bigger

12:00

the Oreo than that would cover

12:02

up the vanilla aspect of it again

12:04

.

12:05

But I don't know , I don't know , I'm weird like that . I

12:08

don't like Oreos , but I like it , like in

12:10

stuff or stuff like that .

12:12

Right .

12:14

Number two is chocolate .

12:17

Straight chocolate , or we add like , like

12:20

floods in there and

12:22

everything else .

12:24

According to the list , it's just straight chocolate ice

12:27

cream .

12:27

It's doable .

12:29

And then you know number one , vanilla

12:31

.

12:33

Who comes up with this list ? That that , that

12:35

right there , just ruined the whole list

12:37

for me , because it's

12:42

horrible man , and they just , they just

12:44

ruined their reputation on a vanilla

12:46

ice cream because you think

12:48

they're vanilla .

12:50

You're lit your face , you were like looking

12:52

and waiting , Okay , they're going to get to it and they're getting

12:54

to just the basic . You know whole

12:57

hallmarks of ice cream and you're like faces

12:59

, like no , no , no .

13:01

Oh , come on . Yeah , yeah , that

13:04

was a disheartening and

13:06

what is your top ?

13:08

one or two or three ?

13:10

I dig the peanut butter . But

13:12

yeah , here's

13:15

one up and I do this when I go to Dairy

13:17

Queen , I'll get like a

13:19

peanut butter blizzard . It's

13:21

not even on the menu . Yeah you

13:23

just tell them and then you tell them to add

13:25

, like the strawberry topping

13:27

on it and it becomes like peanut butter

13:29

and jelly blizzard oh my gosh

13:32

, I didn't even think of that . Yeah , it's

13:34

super good and I also like

13:36

the strawberry cheesecake

13:38

blizzard .

13:40

Okay .

13:40

And it's got like big chunks of cream cheese

13:42

in it and it's amazing . And

13:45

then they have like a Hawaiian that's got like coconut

13:48

pineapple . It's

13:52

good stuff , man .

13:53

How about you ? I didn't Me . I

13:56

love strawberries

13:59

, probably one of my favorites . Like you said

14:01

, everybody , nobody , picks it , and I'm the one I'll be

14:04

like I want strawberry , I want strawberry , and

14:06

it just tastes real good . And

14:09

my number one is probably chocolate , peanut butter

14:11

, the both of those , those

14:13

two together .

14:14

How about milkshakes ? Because we can combine

14:17

that in with the ice cream .

14:18

Yeah .

14:20

Again , peanut butter milkshake from

14:23

Dairy Queen's Good .

14:25

Yeah .

14:25

They won't . I never had a peanut butter

14:28

jelly . You know that's more of

14:30

a treat to me . But

14:33

one that you didn't even mention is

14:35

blueberry , and blueberry

14:38

ice cream is good too , especially when it's homemade

14:40

by the Amish .

14:41

Yeah . And it's got like

14:43

I didn't , I never see , I never had that .

14:46

Yeah , it's good , it's good . I

14:48

didn't see any ice cream on the list for , like

14:51

moose tracks or whatever it's

14:53

called , and

14:55

I don't even know what's in it . It's

14:58

, it's , but I see that A

15:00

lot of fudge and that

15:02

wasn't even on the list . But yeah

15:04

.

15:05

I mean it looks like everybody

15:07

pretty much was . This was the list and then I

15:09

don't know what official , if there's an official website

15:11

, but

15:15

there are a lot of flavors like moose tracks and all that

15:17

other stuff that you know . I mean I don't know if

15:19

it's availability , if everybody

15:21

can get it and how many

15:23

people they actually survey

15:26

in that .

15:27

Right , right and let's , let's

15:29

soup up that Neapolitan . One more

15:31

step .

15:32

Okay , I'm always listening .

15:34

Let's add whipped cream bananas

15:36

and some peanuts in on

15:39

that , with some like the

15:41

strawberry syrup on top and

15:43

the chocolate syrup , and

15:45

I forget what the third one is . I

15:48

add it , but it's . I

15:50

love banana splits too , so

15:52

you want to make .

15:53

TV show but yeah

15:55

, you want to name it a powers split

15:57

or something , or powers float and heavier

15:59

.

16:00

You know , people say I add powers in

16:02

way too much . But

16:06

yeah , I like

16:08

banana splits man . How about a good

16:10

hot fudge Sunday ?

16:14

Yeah , I haven't had one of those in years .

16:16

And McDonald's make a good one .

16:18

Yeah , what we need , want

16:20

now , is for the listeners of this

16:22

podcast to tell us and let you

16:25

know how , tell them their

16:27

favorite flavors and what they like .

16:29

All right , and I'll get that info

16:32

and I will get back to you on that .

16:35

And do you want to go right now to

16:37

unique flavors of ice cream ?

16:40

Is this , like , like around the world , ice

16:42

cream or ?

16:43

yeah , around the world . These are different

16:45

countries .

16:46

Okay , that sounds good .

16:49

All right , let's see . Let's

16:51

start the bottom again . You

16:54

know what a Durran is ?

16:55

Yes , the fruit . Yeah

16:57

, that smells really bad .

16:59

Okay , number 10 , durran ice cream

17:01

. It's from Singapore .

17:04

See , I've had Durran fruit and it

17:06

is like puke , like very putrid

17:08

smell . I thought

17:11

you were going to say puke . It's like if

17:13

you ran over a skunk a few times and

17:15

the spray kept going up inside your car

17:17

as you're running it over .

17:19

And this is going through your mouth and nose .

17:21

Yes , and that's how it tastes too . Man , I

17:23

would imagine that .

17:24

Oh , I'm not sitting there drinking skunk

17:26

oil , but well , no , they probably add

17:29

stuff to this ice cream , I'm sure .

17:31

But that's one of the worst things on

17:34

earth that was voted by people

17:36

to actually consume .

17:38

Well , maybe they love it in Singapore , I don't

17:40

know .

17:41

They've got to love the Singapore .

17:44

Number nine , all the way

17:46

from Italy , is olive oil

17:48

ice cream .

17:51

Hmm , that's I

17:54

mean . Oil doesn't mix with things

17:56

, man , so is it like become syrupy

17:58

?

17:59

They probably it's probably like I

18:01

said . All these are probably how they prepare it and

18:04

what little things they add to make the taste

18:06

not be so direct

18:08

. But yeah , olive oil

18:10

ice cream in Italy they love it . All

18:14

right , here's another one , number eight lavender

18:17

ice cream from France .

18:19

Lavender like the flower .

18:21

Yeah .

18:23

So I can go to my parents house

18:25

with like some vanilla ice cream and and

18:28

take the lavender plants and just like start

18:30

dipping the lavender

18:32

into it .

18:33

Or , better yet , let's make this new American

18:36

flavor . Let's go outside and get some weeds and

18:38

pick the weeds and make a weed ice cream .

18:40

Hey , this is 2023 . What kind

18:43

of weed are we talking about ? Are we talking

18:45

?

18:45

about crabgrass and stuff . I'm

18:47

not talking about pot .

18:48

There you go .

18:50

Okay , number seven is black

18:53

. Sesame ice cream . Black

18:56

sesame ice cream from

18:58

Japan , like

19:00

the sesame , seeds and stuff .

19:02

Right , right

19:05

, you know I don't mind

19:07

, like sesame seeds on , or

19:10

that's more , poppy seeds on a

19:12

hot dog bun , but yeah , but

19:14

man , a lot of people at dinters are

19:16

going to get pissed off because it's going to go up .

19:18

No , I saw people making it

19:20

in a video . They were crunching it or

19:22

like smashing it up and stuff and

19:24

then adding cream and this other stuff to it

19:27

, but it's mainly black sesame

19:29

ice cream . It's all like it's

19:31

all black and stuff it's . It looks

19:33

weed wild .

19:36

All right , I have to look at that stuff .

19:39

Okay , the next one , Number six , again

19:41

from Italy balsamic

19:44

vinegar ice cream .

19:46

You know , I don't mind it on salads , but

19:48

the acid

19:50

in the vinegar , I

19:52

can't see it mixing . You know

19:54

what I say ? I can't see it

19:57

. But I'm going to go get some vanilla ice

19:59

cream and I'm going to start dumping the stuff in it

20:01

, but then , watch , I'm going to over

20:03

dump it in there and I'm like

20:05

, oh , this is crap . And so

20:07

I get mad at you and I'm like James

20:10

or Jim or JB , whatever

20:13

you want to call them .

20:14

But he put me off . Well

20:18

, I mean Italy . They look

20:20

like they like the oils and the vinegars and stuff

20:22

. I mean that's what they're

20:24

raving about . Okay

20:27

, number five . Number five red

20:30

bean ice cream from China

20:32

. Red bean like

20:35

red beans like you eat . Yeah

20:38

, it's , it's . I

20:40

guess this is like thousands of years they've been

20:42

making red bean ice cream in China .

20:45

You know what ?

20:45

It's probably good , but

20:48

then that's why I'm saying , I

20:50

keep saying all of these . I would try at

20:53

least a spoonful or two of all of these

20:55

.

20:55

But then that's the same place you

20:58

could buy a toad on a stick , I

21:02

don't know man , and they say

21:05

toad for a topping in China .

21:07

I'm going to just turn this computer off , so

21:09

Okay , hold on

21:11

, I got to scratch something off here . Okay

21:15

, number four this is the one I would

21:17

not try because I don't like this

21:19

stuff . Number four from Japan

21:21

wasabi ice cream .

21:24

You know what they're

21:26

. America like the sushi that we

21:28

eat and all that . It's not

21:31

true wasabi , but the

21:33

stuff that's more horseradish

21:36

here , you know , and

21:39

holy cow , I had wasabi

21:41

chips the other day . Yeah it's like

21:43

burning my tongue , man , it

21:46

was . It was horrible . So

21:48

they had that on ice cream and the guy

21:52

, yeah , horrible .

21:53

Because the guy had it on a cone and

21:56

the wasabi was in the ice cream was all green

21:58

and then they had like wasabi

22:01

toppings , like right on the cone next to it

22:03

. So you like , your spoon hits that

22:05

and the ice cream . The

22:08

guy was like no , no , no , this was a mistake . No , no

22:10

, no .

22:11

I mean , man , I couldn't have burned a

22:13

whole one , your tongue dude Like exactly

22:16

.

22:17

Because I hate horseradish and if that's like wasabi

22:19

, I don't want any part of that wasabi is hotter

22:21

than horseradish , so yeah

22:24

. Okay . Number three this

22:26

is the most wildest one . Okay

22:29

, this has to be explained how they did this

22:32

Spaghetti

22:34

ice cream .

22:37

You better explain yourself , Jim .

22:39

Okay , it and it . Here's the kicker

22:41

it's not from Italy . Spaghetti

22:45

ice cream from Germany . Okay

22:50

, okay , here's the here it

22:52

is . They take whipped

22:54

cream like on a plate , like

22:57

a base .

22:57

Yeah .

22:59

A real big , tall whipped cream . Then

23:01

they put vanilla

23:03

ice cream in a potato masher and

23:07

it comes out the little holes , and

23:09

it looks like spaghetti , it looks like noodles . So

23:13

vanilla ice cream goes on top of the whipped cream

23:15

and then they take strawberry

23:17

sauce and pour it on top of the , the

23:20

new , the vanilla looking noodles

23:23

, and that looks like the spaghetti

23:25

sauce . And then they take

23:27

white chocolate sprinkles

23:31

and they shred it on top to look like the Parmesan

23:33

cheese .

23:34

Okay , I was really about to get mad

23:36

because I was thinking of like

23:39

marinara on ice cream with

23:41

with some

23:44

weird ass pasta

23:46

like little meatballs and stuff

23:48

and like , like , like , like

23:51

Rocky Road ice cream with what it's meatballs

23:53

and stuff . Right , and you know I'm

23:55

a person that I hate floaters

23:57

and cups .

23:59

Yeah .

23:59

So like when I see like

24:01

ice cream mixed with like thinking

24:04

in my head spaghetti , I'm thinking of

24:06

floaters and I come to it it's like , oh

24:09

, I can't do it .

24:11

My wife will throw some across the room at my son

24:13

if she sees like any kind of floaters

24:15

, because when he was a baby used to leave floaters in the

24:17

drink . We're like that's gone . She would get

24:19

so mad . Yeah

24:22

, but this is more spaghetti . Ice cream in Germany

24:24

is more like a visual

24:26

. Your think , your mind is thinking I'm

24:28

eating spaghetti , and then you taste it . It's just

24:30

vanilla ice cream with strawberry

24:33

sauce and white chocolate on top .

24:34

It might be good .

24:36

Yeah , that's why everybody's loving it over there

24:38

. Number two is

24:40

corn ice cream from Mexico

24:42

.

24:43

Are we talking about , like the street corn ? Yeah

24:46

, talking about lady .

24:47

The lady had a ear of corn and she's like

24:49

shaving off the kernels

24:52

and they're , and then they just make it in with the ice and

24:54

make it ice cream again floater

24:57

.

25:00

No , no , no .

25:02

Does that mean , like how , when you go , when you , when

25:04

you drop a deuce and

25:06

you have sometimes corn floats up , does

25:08

that mean the ice cream is going to float up because it's corn ice

25:10

cream , that's ?

25:12

possible man . I mean , if you eat a lot of peanuts

25:14

in the , in the , and you

25:16

take a crap , it looks like a milky way

25:18

. I meant our Snickers . Oh

25:22

, I'm waiting here . Number one am I going to

25:24

get mad here ?

25:25

No , you are going to love it . You are going to go right

25:27

over there now to the other country and get this

25:29

.

25:30

Okay .

25:31

You are going to go to Ireland . Okay

25:33

, you know , the Irish number one ice

25:35

cream is Guinness ice cream

25:37

.

25:38

Oh , Guinness stout .

25:40

Yep .

25:41

And they poured in like a root beer

25:43

float .

25:45

No , somehow I didn't see a video on

25:47

how they make that , but the Guinness ice cream in Ireland

25:50

is the number one , most unique , that everybody

25:52

loves over there .

25:54

Oh , that'd be different

25:56

.

25:57

Yeah , if they could somehow alcohol

26:00

freezing kind of kind of freezing thing

26:02

or something , I don't know .

26:03

Have to try it out , and that's weird , because

26:05

alcohol don't freeze , yes

26:08

, so how does it mix in with

26:10

the ice cream without ?

26:12

Or they get to the point of freezing , to where it's

26:14

kind of like the spaghetti one . It's technically

26:17

other stuff , but it's not . I mean

26:19

, I don't know . And

26:22

here again we have to ask the listeners in

26:24

other countries . We want to hear what your ice

26:26

cream is in your country .

26:29

That'd be good . I'm talking

26:31

, we're talking to you , Denmark

26:34

, and all the Scandinavian and

26:36

Germany , especially Germany , Australia

26:39

and Scotland if they got some haggis

26:43

. We just had a new country pop

26:45

up on our on the thing Brazil

26:47

last week . So only

26:50

one person in Brazil and

26:53

in Nigeria , in the

26:55

middle of nowhere , like

26:57

do they even have ice cream there

26:59

? Because it's so , they got ice cream . I

27:01

don't know , man , you see their house .

27:03

If there , if somebody's in the hot heat , they're

27:06

going to figure out a way with someone else . Hey , we got to

27:08

make some ice cream , let's go . Let's go get

27:10

some internet and look up how to make it .

27:13

Internet .

27:13

Well , I meant they listen to us here , so

27:15

they might have cities or something , or a town

27:18

over that has a village that has like a satellite

27:21

.

27:21

You know , when I Google map this thing

27:23

, it's in the middle of nowhere

27:25

, like like . I don't even

27:27

know how they're going to churn it in a bucket

27:29

with some dude . I don't know man , the

27:31

cattle .

27:33

All right , let me get these ice cream

27:35

toppings .

27:35

Okay , okay , I'm straight off here

27:37

. I got a couple to okay

27:40

.

27:40

Why 13 wild ice cream toppings

27:43

? Number 13 cereal

27:46

.

27:48

What kind of cereal are we talking ?

27:50

Well , that's what they just . They just said broadly like

27:52

, um , captain

27:56

Crunch , or

27:58

maybe Cocoa

28:00

Puffs or stuff , like like I seen

28:02

it all the time , like those little

28:04

squares or some checks or something .

28:06

I could see like cinnamon toast crunch

28:08

, like ground up on the Import

28:11

on it .

28:11

I think that would be all amazing , you

28:13

know , but if we're talking about Grandma's

28:17

whole wheat , no , yeah

28:22

, I don't know but they got a Captain

28:25

Crunch or something like that , maybe those little peanut butter

28:27

bombs or something used to break your teeth . Maybe

28:29

put that on ice cream .

28:31

Oh , to make them even harder .

28:33

Okay , next one is old donuts

28:35

. Like stale old donuts pass

28:38

. Good

28:40

, be a little bit . That would distract me from the ice cream . I'm

28:42

eating all right right , popcorn

28:45

and pretzels on ice cream as

28:47

a topping .

28:48

Popcorn ? No , because it

28:51

would get soggy and

28:53

but the pretzel would be , the salt

28:55

on it would be Bring

28:57

out the flavor , I think .

28:59

But they said that these toppings , these

29:01

wild toppings , mix with the flavor

29:04

of ice cream and other stuff and it so

29:06

the popcorn might like make with certain

29:08

kind of ice cream , make it taste good . All

29:11

right , next one is bacon

29:14

.

29:15

You know I've had bacon ice cream . I

29:18

mean I love , I love bacon

29:20

, you know . So hey , let's just throw

29:22

this in with some ice cream and it

29:24

wasn't bad . And I know some

29:26

people that have taken that bacon ice cream

29:28

and added maple syrup and on top of

29:30

that , wow , which

29:32

made it like almost too sweet , but

29:35

it was enjoyable for the first couple bites

29:37

.

29:37

Yeah , until you had to go the bathroom an hour later

29:39

right , right , but then it would smell lovely

29:41

. Okay , next one

29:44

is french fries .

29:46

Yeah , I can't say nothing , because when I go

29:48

to Wendy's and I get our frosty , I always

29:50

dip my french fries in the frosty .

29:53

Just what he seems to do .

29:54

Yeah , brings out the flavor of the fry .

29:56

Here's a throwback people are using pop rocks

29:59

candy from the 80s .

30:00

I love pop rocks . Man , you

30:03

could do a lot of things with pop rocks . So

30:05

I heard but no

30:08

.

30:08

I mean that for another episode .

30:10

But like if you're eating the ice cream of pop rocks

30:12

and it pops and hits you in the pupil , I

30:14

meant then they're kind of pissed , you know , because

30:16

it has like a little explosion . But

30:19

that would be pretty good I think .

30:21

No , next one , these aren't any . Order

30:23

Is like a cracker

30:26

snack , like ritz goldfish or

30:28

cheez-its .

30:29

All right , again that . That's the salt

30:32

that's gonna bring out the flavor .

30:34

Yeah , yeah not to mention

30:36

, is it Mexican ice cream ? When you go to a Mexican

30:39

restaurant , don't they have like corn flakes on

30:41

on the outside of the ice cream ? That's how they fry

30:43

it .

30:43

Yeah , they like deep-fried in the

30:45

corn flakes .

30:47

So I could see there . Next

30:50

one is ground coffee .

30:52

Like grounds of coffee , I I I can't

30:54

say nothing , because when I was an army

30:57

and I I was on guard duty and I

30:59

needed to stay awake , I used to take

31:01

that the instant folders pack and just swallow

31:04

them , just because energy drinks

31:06

Wow , energy drinks weren't big

31:08

back then , you know . So

31:10

I would like keep just born

31:13

the folders down my mouth , man . And my god

31:15

and they dare me to do it at

31:17

work , because they thought that was weird . And then

31:19

they put , like they filled up

31:21

a cup with like a half a thing of grounds

31:23

and I just slammed it . Oh

31:25

my god but it like coated in my throat and everything

31:28

, and so when I coughed it looked like a dragon breathing

31:30

fire . It

31:32

was pretty cool , oh .

31:34

My god , so the our country never felt safer

31:37

when you were down in coffee grounds

31:39

on the duty .

31:40

It was pills or coffee grounds , so which

31:42

one any going to go for ? What's

31:45

the least addicting ?

31:47

next one is oh

31:49

, next one is Boba , that new

31:51

Boba , those little ball things

31:53

, or whatever that they put in . Oh , I thought

31:55

you said oh

32:09

what , how

32:11

dirty is this list getting .

32:15

It must have been a bad internet connection

32:17

. I was like I was trying

32:19

to figure out .

32:21

Next one is I know what ? What did he say ?

32:27

It's good tea . I don't know about

32:29

ice cream , because you figure , yeah , who's

32:31

gonna break them before they get to your mouth . Anyway

32:33

, or somehow they don't freeze

32:36

and what the hell are those things made out of anyway

32:38

?

32:39

I don't know it's

32:42

plastic .

32:42

It's gonna come out as plastic .

32:44

Yeah , they'll say eggs and that are bad for us

32:46

. In about five years , Right right

32:48

.

32:49

Okay , the next one is potato chips again

32:53

with the salt , and

32:55

yeah , it may

32:57

Be okay

32:59

, but I just keep thinking ships

33:01

get soggy .

33:03

Yeah , how about that Dorito ice cream ? Um

33:08

, okay , here we go . Last three

33:10

are weird , okay

33:12

pickles .

33:15

I've heard of this , especially from pregnant

33:17

women on ice cream .

33:19

Whoa , that's where you might have to just

33:21

have vanilla on some of these . F*** that

33:23

vanilla , all right , wow

33:26

, okay . Next one is shredded

33:29

cheddar cheese On

33:31

top of ice cream .

33:34

Anyways .

33:36

I'd have to really try only one spoonful

33:38

of that . I tell you that where's my cricket button

33:41

?

33:41

add on here .

33:41

Oh my god . Okay

33:44

, the last one is uncooked

33:47

ramen noodles .

33:49

I've seen this , and again when

33:51

I was in the army . I used to eat it like

33:53

a rice crispy treat because I didn't have

33:55

boiling water by me all the time , and

33:58

then I take the packet of powder and sprinkle

34:00

it in my mouth . But I

34:02

could see it , I could

34:04

. I could see it , man .

34:06

Wow , we learned a lot about

34:08

you today .

34:10

Right , right , oh yeah , so

34:14

I got a couple here that that

34:16

you kind of like

34:19

touched on , but okay , crushed

34:21

wasabi peas .

34:23

Oh , yeah , oh .

34:25

Again , man , that's like straight , 100%

34:28

, pure hotness right there .

34:30

And if they're you can . They're all over the place

34:32

. My god , that would like .

34:34

Let them in arson by like wasabi

34:36

peas in the snack aisle and people just

34:38

chew on them Too spicy

34:41

man . Or then we got the chocolate

34:43

and a lepo pepper . It's a Mexican

34:46

. It's like a creamy , sweet

34:48

vanilla and the pepper

34:50

kind of work together .

34:52

Yeah .

34:53

I don't know man or

34:55

people like pouring hot sauce on

34:58

the ice cream .

34:59

Okay .

35:00

I like hot sauce and

35:03

I might go get a bottle of Frank's and

35:05

pour it on there to taste it . But

35:07

yeah , I can almost bet that I'm not gonna

35:09

like it and get mad at this at

35:12

this episode . So

35:14

the next one we got sriracha it's

35:18

on that it's on that hot one . But

35:20

yeah it's

35:23

, I don't know man , you gotta

35:25

likes ratcha , I guess yeah

35:27

, I mean we are not responsible .

35:29

I should have said in the beginning of anyone getting

35:31

sick or anything from these flavors or suggestions

35:33

on these lists .

35:35

So this next one might be okay . So

35:38

you got your Snyder's honey

35:40

mustard pretzel . Okay

35:42

so you have your saltiness , and then

35:44

you have the backup of that like

35:47

honey , mustard powder With

35:49

the sweetness of the ice cream . Yeah

35:52

it may work , man

35:54

, I'm not sure , or

35:56

Gorgonzola

35:59

, the beads that

36:01

they may come us out of like chickpeas . Okay

36:03

, yeah along with olive oil and

36:06

almonds .

36:08

Hmm , I never thought of that stuff either

36:10

.

36:11

So we got the cinnamon toast crunch which I

36:13

said . I said salt

36:15

and vinegar potato chips .

36:18

I can only have a couple of those . I can't really just

36:20

start down in those things .

36:22

No , and then just the wheatgrass

36:25

and salt . Yeah , wheatgrass

36:27

and and Fritos

36:29

.

36:32

If you like it . I mean , oh , Fritos , yeah

36:34

, I love Fritos .

36:36

So add them to those , we'll

36:38

hold up , I think , in the ice cream , because they're

36:40

they're kind of solid , I mean they're yeah , they

36:42

get curves and they like stability . Right

36:44

, right , even in your mouth . Those things don't get soft

36:47

, man . They just cut the hell

36:49

out of your roof , of your mouth .

36:51

That's an audio clip you can save .

36:54

They don't get soft in your mouth . Oh

36:58

that's the Viagra of the chips

37:00

man

37:02

. I'm taking that all to a whole new level .

37:05

Oh man , speaking of things that are

37:07

not gross , Is it commercial

37:10

time ?

37:11

It is commercial . I was trying

37:13

to see where you're going to take a segue to how

37:15

you're going to that build up

37:17

to the commercial there .

37:18

I was trying to think of that . Last one through me Got

37:21

a little blue there for a second

37:23

.

37:25

So , all right , when we come back

37:27

, we're going to do some grind my gears

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37:31

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38:23

, James , where

38:26

Jim that's going to be on your

38:28

grinding gears ? Yeah , stop

38:30

calling me James . My town to call me Jim

38:32

.

38:33

People don't call you by your real name , hi , jim .

38:37

So one of the listeners' favorite

38:39

stuff is because everybody has

38:41

this . Everybody has some kind

38:43

of like things

38:46

that piss them off in life , as we should

38:48

say . So we can do

38:50

grind my gears . Or in

38:52

some countries , in

38:55

some great , it's called what rumbles

38:58

, my jumbles .

39:02

That's awesome .

39:04

So what do you got for your first one

39:07

man ?

39:08

My first one is

39:10

Wifi

39:12

. I got excellent reception

39:14

any other time , but when I want to record

39:17

for the podcast , crap

39:19

People at Xfinity

39:21

. What are you trying to do ? Why

39:23

are you punishing the listeners ? You

39:26

don't want them to be happy . You don't want them

39:28

to listen to us and have a good time . Get

39:30

with it , Xfinity .

39:33

All right , get with it Xfinity . So

39:37

yeah , and I'm sure everybody

39:39

like , come on , come on , you know like I got to

39:42

download this , I got to download it , come

39:44

on , you know like it

39:47

really like grinds

39:49

people's gears , man , so that's a good

39:51

one .

39:52

I mean , if I had , if I had money

39:54

, I would have totally great undisturbed Wi-Fi

39:57

. But no , I got to

39:59

be born poor instead of beautiful

40:01

, you know .

40:02

And speaking of poor , how

40:04

about this ties in

40:06

with my first ? Grind my gear . Kim

40:09

Kardashian does nothing and makes $30

40:12

million a year .

40:13

Exactly .

40:14

Like you know , she

40:17

appears on TV , so they get money and all

40:19

she does is she's being herself . You

40:22

know she was known

40:24

as the chick with the big ass and and

40:26

, and , like all the sisters

40:28

out there , all of them in on

40:30

the grind my gears . But , oh like

40:32

, let some video cameras in my house

40:35

. We'll . We'll try to give a little show , but

40:38

yeah , $30 million to

40:40

do nothing .

40:42

When you , when I myself , I usually

40:44

get someone , I get $30 million . No

40:47

, I get someone telling me sir , you can't stand there , get out of here .

40:50

Sir , you have to pay for that . Sir , come back .

40:52

You're disturbing everyone sir , you look menacing

40:54

, would you stop ?

40:56

Sir , would you stop shouting in the library

40:58

, sir .

41:01

No , sir , we don't talk in the bathroom . Stop

41:03

it , Get out .

41:04

Oh man , that's another one on my grinding

41:06

gears , dude . It

41:08

just came to me All right . So

41:11

this will be grinding my gears too . So

41:14

you're sitting on that , that porcelain throne , you're

41:16

trying to do your business . You're trying to do your

41:18

business , man . Maybe you're on the phone scrolling

41:21

and then the guy next to you is like , hey

41:23

, how's it going ? It's like

41:25

I'm all right , man , you

41:28

know , and at first you're hoping he's not talking

41:30

to you , but you realize he's

41:32

the only one in there . Yeah

41:34

, so yeah .

41:36

I mean there's an unwritten rule in

41:38

men's bathroom all around the world . You

41:40

don't talk . I mean some

41:43

people will allow a stray whistler

41:45

, like some of the whistle . It'll get annoying

41:48

after a while and you want to just like throw poop at

41:50

the guy . But don't

41:52

talk , Don't have conversation .

41:54

You know , though , that was my downfall

41:56

on Indianapolis , though , for not talking

41:58

back , because

42:03

I was in a truck stop bathroom . Right , I

42:05

was doing my business , and you

42:08

know it has the two

42:10

row toilet paper holder , and

42:13

when one's done , the other side's

42:15

supposed to just slide All right , you

42:17

pull the latch yeah . So things are getting a little

42:19

messy , and the first one

42:22

was gone , right . The second

42:24

row was locked behind the sledge

42:26

, so , being that I'm just sitting

42:28

there , I put my foot up on it , right . Oh

42:30

my God , to like pull the latch and

42:33

I'm still on the throne , dude . So

42:35

I push on it and the thing comes off the

42:37

stall wall and slides underneath

42:40

the door . And

42:42

I said I heard somebody wash her hands , I'm

42:45

like , hey , can you , can you kick that back under ? The guy's like

42:47

Tough luck buddy

42:49

. And I heard the door and

42:52

I'm like , no , I got to go run around bare

42:54

ass trying to get the damn toilet paper holder . You got to

42:56

, you got to do the dirty walk , yeah , man . Well

42:59

, I feel sorry for the dirty floor but

43:03

I think you're done and

43:06

you think you're done , but after

43:08

like stretching and putting your leg

43:10

up , pushing , you know you

43:12

still like create things .

43:15

I would have wished someone would have walked right in

43:17

and watching you like , bent down , trying

43:19

to pick it , doing the penguin dirty walk , and

43:22

they see your beard dirty .

43:26

But the look on my face , man , I know I

43:28

had that look like , like

43:30

I seen it . It was like slow motion

43:32

slide and it didn't stop right on the

43:34

other side of the door , that thing , and

43:37

I think it's shot out to the wall to

43:39

like across .

43:40

Yeah , Whenever you drop , whenever you

43:43

drop something , all of a sudden physics change

43:45

and stuff , just it goes a little farther

43:47

out of your fingers reach or like

43:49

come on stop .

43:50

And I don't want to be on all fours in the store

43:52

, dude , and I've still got business to do and

43:54

growing tails .

43:57

Somebody's going to be like there's some weirdo in

43:59

there . He's on all fours pooping all over

44:01

the place chasing toilet paper . I don't

44:03

know what's going on .

44:05

All you got to do is get back out of the throne .

44:09

Guy comes back and shit , I should have kicked it at you .

44:11

But I know the guy washing his hands was the one that

44:13

was talking to me and because I refused to acknowledge

44:16

him and because I was very unfriendly

44:18

neighbor , he wouldn't help me

44:21

.

44:21

He just said well , what does he think you're

44:23

going to do ? Help wipe . I mean , you don't need to have a

44:25

conversation .

44:26

True , true . Hey , it

44:29

makes you see those videos where they

44:31

like getting a teller and they like

44:34

like put it on their fingers

44:36

and they like shake their hand and it goes to

44:38

the guy next to the guy's freaking out . That's

44:41

good stuff .

44:42

Another way or why we're on the bathroom when grinds

44:44

my gears is when you're in the bathroom

44:46

, say I'm in like the family bathroom , where it's

44:48

just you by yourself and it locks . Yeah

44:50

at the place I work and

44:52

I'm going to the bathroom or even the stall in

44:55

the men's room where there's several stalls , and

44:57

I'm going and someone comes up and like jiggles

45:00

the handle or tries to like shoulder

45:03

to get in , like throw their shoulder

45:05

on the door Right and I'm like somebody's

45:08

in here . It's obviously locked and

45:10

then you flush the toilet

45:13

or you finish it flushes

45:15

. All of a sudden they start jiggling the handle

45:17

again . Where do you think I went ? Do you think

45:19

I went down the damn toilet ? Unless

45:22

you're going to come in here and help wipe , or

45:24

you know you could just wait .

45:26

I didn't disappear . How about the people

45:29

that are too scared to sit bare ass on toilet

45:31

seats so they hover above it and shit on the back

45:33

of the seat and they leave it ? Like

45:36

you go in there , it looks like a cobra perched

45:38

up on the seat , like ready to strike

45:41

, I mean

45:43

. Or you find shit like stuck to

45:45

the wall . How does it get to the wall

45:47

, dude ?

45:48

Exactly Am I . It's on

45:50

the ceiling , it's on everywhere .

45:52

Like man . What did you eat ?

45:55

It looks like they write all of a sudden . You see these brown

45:57

letters , help me . And then it just like sprays

45:59

down .

46:00

It's like a fuzzy caterpillar climbing a

46:02

wall .

46:03

You're looking there and it's all over the place and it says

46:05

on the wall help me . I went chasing for

46:07

a toilet paper roll and I can't . I

46:09

haven't come back .

46:13

All right , man , I don't know how we got on shit talk , but

46:15

that stinks . It's

46:17

the new podcast . Shit talk one on one

46:19

, all right .

46:22

I got one more .

46:23

Yeah , me too .

46:25

All right , the lottery .

46:28

Oh boy .

46:29

That's what's grinding my gears . I keep playing

46:31

for years and years . What's wrong

46:33

? Lottery officials ? You don't want me to win . I've

46:36

given you money for years . You don't want

46:38

me to have happiness . I can't buy things

46:40

. You just want me to keep playing and not win

46:42

. Shame on you , lottery .

46:45

You invest half your life saving

46:47

so far .

46:48

Exactly , it's my retirement plan . I

46:51

have a plan .

46:52

And you're helping keep people employed

46:55

through the lottery , and

46:57

they can't even cut you a break and give you like

46:59

even it Don't have to be all of it

47:02

. No but like 500,000

47:04

winner . Oh good , you know

47:06

, it's like the lottery now is up

47:08

to one point five million or

47:11

billion billion . You

47:13

can't just like slip out like a hundred

47:15

grand , I'll be happy . Nobody

47:17

will even know it's gone .

47:19

Any anyone complains when you tell

47:21

them , yeah , but you have to give half to

47:23

the state or the government ? I'd be like I'm

47:25

still getting a hundred million

47:27

or 200 million , I am not going to

47:29

complain . Even if it was 50 million , I wouldn't

47:32

complain .

47:32

No , no man Give me 25

47:34

bucks for some food . I'm happy .

47:37

I'll go . But if I win the lottery I'm

47:39

going to the buy some property out

47:41

in the woods and stuff and hide from everybody

47:43

and be like I got my , I got my money , I'm good

47:45

here .

47:46

You know I was going to ask you , if

47:48

you win the lottery , would you continue

47:50

to work , just so

47:53

you're not bored ?

47:55

That's what my wife says . She says she couldn't just stay

47:57

home and not do nothing .

47:58

But you could figure something out the

48:01

way I think I would

48:03

. I would work , and if I got pissed off

48:06

I'd buy the place and fire everybody .

48:09

I'll show you .

48:11

No , if I won something like that much

48:13

man , I'd open up something around here

48:15

that's not around here , a comedy

48:17

club , you know , and and just

48:20

have different like you're making money

48:23

again from you know . Hopefully

48:25

, you know , do good , but I honestly I think I'd work . I

48:30

wouldn't be one of those people who bought

48:32

like 18 cars , 20 cars

48:34

, 20 houses and then in a couple of years

48:36

I'm broke , well , well

48:39

that's on you , right , right . Or

48:42

you've got like all these neighbor relatives showing up

48:44

out of nowhere like

48:46

hey , my grandma told me to come see you

48:48

. She needed surgery money .

48:50

You could be so rich you could have like 10 dogs

48:52

on your lap or something you know and you wouldn't care , I

48:55

just keep the blind one man .

48:58

He can't see what's going on .

48:59

dude , oh they give you , the one with the eye problem

49:02

, in the whole house . I see I got

49:04

two blind ones .

49:04

Yeah , they're like like father , like son .

49:08

Is one blind and the other can't see ?

49:11

Maybe , maybe All right . So

49:15

here's my last gripe , okay .

49:17

Okay .

49:18

When I leave someone a message , when I call somebody and I leave a message

49:20

telling

49:23

them to call me back , they

49:25

turn around and call you and say did you call ? Oh my

49:27

God , I just left the

49:30

message buddy . Yeah , you

49:32

know , so did you call . It's

49:34

the obvious stuff .

49:37

Yeah .

49:39

That just drives me crazy . As you

49:41

could tell , these things really affect

49:43

me and just make me shit every time .

49:48

And we got more to give it another episode

49:50

.

49:50

I mean , see , that's why I like about us . We break

49:52

things up , we don't throw everything at

49:54

everybody at once . You know

49:56

we leave them wanting more . Hopefully

49:58

people want more . Maybe that grinds people's

50:01

gears that we keep , even for

50:03

the next one or the next one . So

50:05

if that is so , tough

50:08

luck . Exactly . So

50:11

that concludes our

50:13

Brian's my gears this

50:16

week . Now on

50:18

to next weekend . What is

50:20

that ? Or not next weekend , but the 28th

50:24

of October . So we got

50:26

like three weeks .

50:28

Yeah .

50:29

The backbreaker wrestling returns

50:31

home to Griffith , indiana , for

50:34

mega clash six , which

50:36

is their biggest show of the year . Uh

50:39

, lots of things happening

50:41

. Uh , jim promised

50:43

that there would be a C , I'm there .

50:47

That's what I heard , all signs of pointing

50:49

to it . I have not heard anything deviate

50:51

from that fact that there will be . That

50:54

rumor is a wrestler with the initial C

50:56

M . We'll be there .

51:00

Hold on , alexa , stop

51:03

, there's a grind . My gears

51:05

right there . It just started like I

51:07

heard . I heard a male voice standing behind

51:09

me and I'm

51:11

the only person home , man , and

51:13

so maybe it's one of your dogs . Put

51:17

my ALEXA

51:19

kicked on and it

51:21

was the news .

51:23

What is that ? I don't know . Abcd , what did you just

51:25

say ? I ?

51:26

don't know Okay .

51:32

I don't probably do another man's religion .

51:36

So I can't say the name , otherwise

51:38

it'll kick back in again .

51:40

Oh , okay , see , that's

51:42

my education . I was slow spelling . I didn't know

51:44

I had to spell . I thought it's .

51:45

That freaked me out , when I had a male voice

51:48

standing behind me . I'm not

51:50

like .

51:51

Hey , did you still need that toilet paper ?

51:55

Tough luck bud Did

51:57

you find it yet . All

52:00

right , so back to mega class

52:02

six . What we know so far

52:05

is Louis

52:07

Rojas , who is the defending

52:09

heavyweight champion of

52:12

Backbreaker . He's the guy , he's the

52:14

top of the tier . He's

52:17

going to be going against the winner

52:19

of On the Ropes , dave

52:21

Allen . And you

52:24

know I went to the butcher shop the other day to

52:26

get some like pork chops , ban and and

52:29

they like Scott Powers . But

52:31

then they started getting in

52:33

a debate about who

52:35

should win this match because a lot of them

52:38

didn't like Louis or

52:41

Louis . Every pronounces name

52:43

Louis , louis . You

52:46

know a lot of people don't

52:48

like him . But then you had guys were

52:50

like , oh , louis is going to kick the crap

52:52

out of Dave Allen . So I

52:55

don't know , man , it's in the air .

52:59

All I got to say is , from what I've seen , dave

53:01

Allen has everything

53:03

and he has been champions and

53:06

many titles , and

53:08

when he is determined he can

53:11

get things done . But on the other hand

53:13

, I have seen Louis Rojas do

53:15

some amazing things

53:17

when you don't think he can do it , and

53:20

he always has that back plan in

53:22

the back of his mind and he

53:24

somehow comes a

53:27

presser or what is it called Presser veer

53:29

.

53:30

Yeah , presser veer .

53:31

Yeah , he gets , he gets the job done and he

53:34

. He didn't think he was going to do

53:36

it and he does it a lot of time , so it

53:38

could go either way .

53:40

And see Rojas looking at him

53:42

, you wouldn't think that he

53:44

would be anything . But

53:46

man , he can move , he knows

53:48

his moves , he knows what he could

53:50

do . And then if I

53:53

mean he'll cross that line to get

53:55

, keep that belt .

53:58

Exactly .

53:59

You know so .

53:59

I mean , while you're standing there staring and judging

54:02

him , he's going to grab your wrist or

54:04

your arm or something and like break

54:06

up to the ground . Yeah , break it .

54:08

So , and he doesn't care , does

54:10

not care .

54:11

He'll pick up . He'll pick up a someone's

54:15

coat or something and start strangling

54:17

you with it . He'll start grabbing a

54:19

pencil or something and start stabbing you . You don't , I

54:21

mean , he knows anything

54:23

. Everything around him is a weapon , not only

54:25

his hands .

54:26

Right and right here in

54:28

his mind is a weapon .

54:30

The most deadliest weapon .

54:32

It's like chess . He's like two steps ahead

54:34

of people . So , but I think Dave

54:36

Allen could pull this off , maybe because Dave's

54:38

been in that , in that he's

54:40

never been a backbreaker heavyweight champion

54:43

, but , like you said , he's been a

54:45

champion in other promotions and he

54:47

is a champ in other promotions . So

54:49

, yeah , I mean he kicked the shit

54:52

out of cancer . So he's going

54:54

to look at Louis Rojas

54:56

as that and kick the shit

54:58

out of him , you know . So

55:00

, as you can tell

55:02

, it's getting a little bit more . Our

55:06

rating level has gone up a little bit

55:08

.

55:08

So well , when

55:11

you got cancer talk and grinding

55:13

gears , it's all going to get angry .

55:15

Right , right . And then

55:17

another match . We have the tag

55:19

team champions Richie

55:21

Rothschild and Rancid Joey

55:23

Rack going against

55:26

D&D , nick

55:28

Dallas and diesel

55:31

. Yeah , diesel . I'm sorry , I

55:33

don't know what I'm thinking . This

55:37

is going to be a good match too , because Nick

55:41

has been tag team champs and other

55:43

feds .

55:44

Yeah .

55:45

When he teamed with the Punisher back in the day and

55:48

they held the belts for a long time .

55:50

They wreaked a lot of havoc .

55:52

I know because he kicked the crap out

55:54

of me . You know I feuded

55:56

with him for a long time and

55:59

and diesel

56:01

, or he

56:04

is another one like like Ross

56:06

he's like a diesel , is like

56:08

a ball of energy .

56:10

You don't know what he's going to do . He just goes taking

56:12

off and he starts going like a mad person

56:15

. Like a mad person

56:17

, just going crazy , and you don't know what he's going

56:19

to do .

56:20

And then when he's yelling it sounds like Cartman on

56:22

South Park . So you're like

56:24

looking around for him . He's like he

56:26

like pulls in the power of Cartman

56:28

and this

56:31

is going to be another hard hitting match . But

56:33

I think on top is

56:35

going to be Rack and Rothschild , because

56:38

they've been champs for well over a year

56:40

now when they when

56:42

they beat the Wild West outlaws

56:45

and back in under

56:47

lights one yeah

56:49

. So this is going to be an interesting match

56:51

. It'll be fun to watch

56:53

. And I'm sure there's

56:55

more matches and and

56:59

you know what else is fun , what ? I'm

57:02

going to go through these tickets because they're not going to

57:04

break you . They're $10

57:06

and I think it's $7

57:08

for kids eight and under

57:11

. There's

57:13

going to be toy toys being

57:15

sold there , there's going to be concessions

57:18

there and

57:21

honestly , I think for a hot dog

57:23

and a pop it's only like a buck

57:25

50 , two bucks , you know . So

57:28

you're not going to break the bank by

57:31

going to a backbreaker show . So check

57:34

it out . Go to the best family friendly , family

57:36

fun show .

57:38

Yes .

57:39

And check them out . Like we've

57:41

said in the past , if

57:43

you got something you know going

57:46

on that week and you just need

57:48

to like vent and you don't know who to

57:50

vent , to go to a wrestling show

57:52

, because you could say anything and everything

57:54

and

57:56

get off your show . Yeah , no swearing , of

57:59

course .

58:00

Maybe not go too crazy like Tourette's or something , then

58:02

they kick you out .

58:04

But just try to get an excuse .

58:06

Yeah , time you're yelling at the bad guys , or something

58:09

.

58:09

Right , right , don't touch them . But

58:12

you know it's fun and

58:14

nobody's going to care really about

58:17

your yelling , because they're going to be yelling too

58:19

.

58:20

Just go up to just see a bad guy in the ring and

58:22

just go . Why didn't you kick me that toilet paper

58:24

? I needed it .

58:26

So you go bring and make me have flashbacks again

58:28

, but

58:32

I think this concludes

58:34

our episode this week . Man , I

58:36

think it went good . I can't

58:38

wait . I don't know if you paid attention

58:40

, but after the

58:42

money I can't pay attention after

58:46

the show it goes to AI , right . So

58:50

AI comes up with like

58:54

different titles . You don't have to use

58:56

them , but it gives you like eight options

58:59

. But then it transcribes

59:01

and it comes up with a whole

59:04

summary of the show . And

59:06

the transcription is

59:09

funny . Man , it's separate issue

59:11

for me , but you're

59:13

like I didn't say that . Or if I stutter

59:15

the AI stutters too

59:17

, Wow .

59:21

The AI says stuttering guy crawls around

59:23

in bathroom for toilet paper .

59:25

Well , the last episode it said that Lynn

59:28

said three things on it and I'm like Lynn

59:30

only does the commercial . And

59:32

then Lynn said this Lynn said that and

59:34

I'm like Lynn didn't say squat

59:36

. And yes

59:39

, so it's fun to read

59:41

that , you know , because we had people

59:44

ask for transcriptions . That might be hard

59:46

of hearing and

59:48

I was going to sit there and type

59:50

out everything that I heard because

59:53

God take forever but

59:55

the computer does it in like 20 minutes

59:57

and yeah

1:00:00

, man , it's interesting . And then the

1:00:02

summary is fun and that

1:00:05

it's fun to see what the computer thinks

1:00:07

. And speaking of computer AI , I

1:00:09

kind of question before we leave . All

1:00:12

right , I got two questions

1:00:14

to two . Oh

1:00:16

, how many more so if you have sex with

1:00:18

an AI robot .

1:00:20

OK .

1:00:21

Is that cheating If you're married

1:00:23

? Hmm , there's

1:00:25

no motions .

1:00:27

It doesn't , doesn't have a soul , so

1:00:29

it's not a technically a person .

1:00:32

But would your spouse consider

1:00:34

that cheating ? I

1:00:37

mean , they have their toys and

1:00:39

I do believe that there's a brothel in Toronto

1:00:42

. That is all just sex styles

1:00:44

.

1:00:45

Yeah . I don't think all that

1:00:47

up , but I don't think it's cheating , hmm

1:00:50

, and because if they

1:00:53

, if they have , if women

1:00:55

use vibrators , guy

1:00:58

, they're not cheating on their husbands with the vibrator

1:01:00

, but that's

1:01:02

kind of like there's no face behind

1:01:05

the vibrate . Oh yeah , yeah , then you got . Yeah

1:01:07

, the one is human size and

1:01:09

they got the AI

1:01:11

ones .

1:01:12

That that like moan

1:01:14

, yeah , but

1:01:17

again , there's no emotion attached

1:01:19

behind it . We're just there to release

1:01:21

the poison and walk away .

1:01:23

Well , that's what the Okay

1:01:26

. Okay , so someone's some single

1:01:28

guys needing a poison the grabber

1:01:30

or something . Look , I'd

1:01:33

love to know what the listeners would think about

1:01:35

that little question right there .

1:01:38

And then I got another question .

1:01:40

Okay .

1:01:41

So this one's maybe a little

1:01:44

darker .

1:01:45

Oh good .

1:01:46

All right , so that's why I left it towards

1:01:48

the end of the show here and then a dark

1:01:50

note . So I've seen , I've

1:01:52

been watching and reading about these conjoined

1:01:55

twins , abby and Brittany . Right

1:01:57

, okay , they're 30 years old . Okay

1:02:00

, so it's not like they get to go out

1:02:02

and like go

1:02:04

on double dates , yeah , but If

1:02:07

you're getting ready to do the deed with one

1:02:09

, yeah and she's all for

1:02:11

it , but the other one , who has a mind

1:02:14

of her own , says no . Is

1:02:16

that rape ?

1:02:19

Oh Well , it depends . Is

1:02:21

she like what ? While , though , while

1:02:23

the two are getting added , is she like stuck

1:02:25

on there , going now ?

1:02:29

There's like hitting you with one arm

1:02:31

and yeah like go

1:02:33

like that , I mean I . Sit

1:02:36

there and I wonder . They

1:02:39

talk about dating . You know

1:02:41

like Brittany fell in love with this guy

1:02:43

. Well , what about any ?

1:02:48

She just wants to take a nap and she's like her . Do

1:02:52

they like wedge a pillow so the other one can sleep , and

1:02:54

then she's just like trying to sleep , like .

1:02:59

Like like . That's where my dark mind went this

1:03:01

week , man , because I sit there and that's

1:03:03

the first thing I think because they share , that

1:03:05

they got different organs , but they share

1:03:07

a same colon . They each operate

1:03:10

one leg and one arm , which is

1:03:12

amazing in itself .

1:03:14

But I think nowadays it would be

1:03:16

considered rape . You

1:03:19

have to have the other one , sign a consent form

1:03:21

. Yeah , every , all , everything nowadays

1:03:23

is consent . Do stupe people give

1:03:25

permission ?

1:03:26

and if she doesn't , I mean man

1:03:30

, she could be a real crack blocker .

1:03:34

How are you gonna arrest the one who did , because

1:03:37

she's connected to the other one . If she

1:03:39

goes to jail , so is she right

1:03:41

right . Oh , it's all , it's messed

1:03:43

up so I . Say

1:03:46

if we have topics like this , we're gonna get more ratings

1:03:49

. Let's keep this up .

1:03:51

If you 69 . Yeah

1:03:54

but you like make a Z , so

1:03:57

it's like a three .

1:04:01

One more . You're gonna make a swastika or some , I Don't

1:04:07

know . It's now you're getting

1:04:09

into real positions . Wow , well

1:04:11

, you're gonna put my mind subword today .

1:04:14

So I can't wait for AI to come up and

1:04:16

see what they say .

1:04:18

They're trying , I mean they're trying to get it out and all

1:04:20

sudden , because it's technically a threesome

1:04:23

, then Right and then , and

1:04:25

then the sex robot comes walking

1:04:27

into the room saying what the hell , I just went to get

1:04:29

chips .

1:04:30

And they share one vagina . So

1:04:33

, yeah , I have one an orgasm

1:04:36

and the other one's trying to sleep , but she's over

1:04:38

there moaning . Are you the man

1:04:40

?

1:04:41

That's a wet dream . She's

1:04:45

just later .

1:04:45

Hello biter Dude

1:04:48

. This , this got taken

1:04:51

to a whole new level then . I've

1:04:53

ever been on this podcast sounds

1:04:56

more like the mess hall , but

1:04:59

yeah these are questions that plague

1:05:02

mankind before we

1:05:04

leave yes , people

1:05:07

are glad we brought it back . And

1:05:10

what's the quote of the week ?

1:05:13

The quote of the week All right , actions

1:05:17

prove some , but wait , okay

1:05:19

, let me start over . Okay , actions

1:05:21

prove who somebody is , words

1:05:24

just prove who they pretend to be .

1:05:26

I Could see

1:05:28

that because you could be a big talker I'm gonna

1:05:30

do this and this and then never do it .

1:05:32

but then when you do it , you

1:05:34

prove that your words , yeah , cuz

1:05:37

I mean , and

1:05:39

Pretty much that goes for all act

1:05:41

, all parts of life , actions speak

1:05:44

louder than words is just you know . It

1:05:46

proves that they , there's , there's

1:05:48

somebody who they say they are right , right

1:05:50

.

1:05:50

So that's

1:05:53

another great quote . Do you know who

1:05:55

? Who it came from ?

1:05:58

No , it is unknown really

1:06:00

I'm not . I

1:06:04

don't know who anon I mean on Emonimus

1:06:06

is , but there was no name

1:06:08

attached to this one .

1:06:10

All right . Well , people can look up this stuff themselves

1:06:13

.

1:06:13

So I'm gonna say Scott Powers said

1:06:15

it and they'll stay . Who ? And I'll say you don't

1:06:17

know , scott Powers .

1:06:18

No , no , no . Nobody

1:06:21

knows me , man , but my mom and

1:06:23

and a few people that listen to this podcast

1:06:26

.

1:06:27

So restraining order is already coming out .

1:06:29

Right , right . But that's for Scott Powers but not

1:06:31

for my real . Which I

1:06:33

never use so , but Anyways

1:06:36

, that's all I got . I got a new song for you guys

1:06:39

this week and I don't have a title

1:06:41

for it , so we're just gonna roll right into it and

1:06:43

we will talk to you next week . James

1:06:46

, jim , jb , whatever

1:06:49

you're going by , thanks for

1:06:51

popping in and well , you're well shade

1:06:53

it again , so

1:06:56

bye .

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