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On today's episode we talk ice cream
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, from flavors to toppings . We cover
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it all . Then we blow off some steam
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and tell you what's grinding our gears . Next
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we peruse the news with some headlines
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, we discuss the upcoming Backbreaker
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Wrestling show and a little bit more .
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Hello , welcome to the Powers Point podcast , season
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4 , episode 26 . I'm
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Scott Powers and with me is
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James Banks III
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. What's going on , man ?
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Hold you a million times . Just Jim
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, or Jim Banks .
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So just Jim , how's it going ?
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Good , it is going good . I had a little bit
1:07
of problems with the old
1:09
technology nowadays which we
1:11
all are facing we're all controlling
1:13
our lives , but we
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got to muddle through it .
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I know that problem all too well , man
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. Throughout the years and updates
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and updates and more updates , man
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, and then on top
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of that , if you have a slow internet connection
1:28
, it just makes things that much worse .
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Exactly .
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And you know what , when you're sitting there
1:34
waiting for it to update , it
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goes slower . I think , yeah
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, as if you walk away , you ain't got nothing
1:41
to do . You come back and it's like , oh , it's already
1:43
done .
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You'll see the little spinning and then all of a sudden the
1:48
spinning will be stuck and stop and
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then you'll see the numbers start going up
1:53
more and then it will stop again for like two
1:55
minutes and you're like what's going on ? What the heck ? I
1:57
thought we had a nice little pace going .
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So last week we talked about
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80s video games . You
2:05
and I and one
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of our friends in Ohio dug
2:09
the nostalgia . He said it
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took them back to that place . And you
2:14
know that's what we aim to do we
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get you to think , we get you to , I
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don't know , transfix
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to another time when things were good
2:24
.
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Yeah , yeah . All
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the stress . You want to put your mind at a happy
2:29
place , back when it was simpler .
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And don't worry , in the next couple of weeks
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we will be covering 80s cartoons
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.
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We'll face it out a little bit .
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Right , right . And
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then another show would do like 80s music
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, because that was a good era too . So
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stay tuned for that nostalgic
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traveling fiasco
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. Trip , yeah , trip , thanks
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, man . See
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how that one word tripped me up , man . But
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you just have something to expect in the upcoming
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weeks . You know , I don't know when we're going
3:06
to do it . You know people also like
3:08
the dark meaning of music
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and they want to hear more of that . So we're
3:13
going to give it to you . We're going to give you everything
3:15
you want .
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Everybody likes , like different things . You know
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different flavors of life .
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If you could say and speaking of
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different flavors , I
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let you pick up the topic this week and
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you chose ice cream . I would have never
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thought that , I would have never like
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, came up with that ideal man , and
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this is why you are the brilliant person
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behind the scene here . So
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talk to
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us a little bit about ice cream man and
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what you have in .
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Well , we're a little late here . International
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Ice Cream Day is July 16th . It already
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happened , but it's the end of
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summer kind of falls just starting
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. We're going to talk , take a look back at summer
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and let's look back at ice cream . I
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have the list of
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the top 21 flavors of ice cream
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in the US . Also
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, I had that as of 2023
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. I also have 10
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unique ice cream flavors from around the
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world and 13
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wild ice cream toppings . So
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what do you want to hear ? First , the top 10 or
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the top 21 in America ?
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Well , I think I'm going to get diabetes on
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this episode , because you
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know what ? You don't have to have a national ice cream
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day , because I think for some it's
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national ice cream day every single
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day and it's a pretty
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sweet episode Right . It's
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a pretty sweet episode . So
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go ahead , man . You just hit me with what you got
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, and then we'll go right there .
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I'll start at the bottom , number
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21 , cake batter .
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Cake batter , yeah yeah .
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Yeah , I'm
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not . You could just go grab a can
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of cake batter . You don't need to put it in ice cream . Next
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is number 20 , butterscotch .
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Yeah , I had to get you know , but after a while
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you kind of like get
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that . Yeah , like I can't do no more
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of this .
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This tastes like the 50s , and
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then 19 raspberry .
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Yeah , I guess .
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Number 18 , birthday cake .
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Kind of a new one . Wouldn't it be like the same with , like
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the batter ?
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Yeah , the cake batter . Yeah , I
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didn't understand that Number
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17, . Peanut butter .
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All right , that's one of my favorites right there .
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Yep Straight peanut butter Number
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16 , peach .
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You know what I love peach . I
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don't know about ice cream , it would be very
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mild .
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And I don't know who did all the voting here or something . This
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is just . You know , you find it on the internet and it's not
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dirty , so let's talk about it . Number
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15 , cherry .
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That's 15 , huh .
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Yeah .
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Hmm .
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Number 14 , it's pistachio . I
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never got into pistachio .
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Yeah .
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Yeah , number 13 is coffee
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.
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Coffee .
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Yeah , coffee Huh . I'm
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not a coffee .
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This is American ice cream .
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Yeah , this is a USA
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. I'm not a coffee
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fan , so I don't want that . Number
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12 is chocolate peanut butter
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, maybe
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one of the most heavenly combinations in the world
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.
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See , but now we're getting into the almost
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too sweet .
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Okay , that's the two sweet halfway points to two
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sweet All
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right , a classic , a number
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11 , rocky Road .
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All right , I can see that .
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Number 10 is Neapolitan , okay .
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Those three flavors . Stop
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right there , man . So you're
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eating Neapolitan . You have your chocolate
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, your vanilla , your strawberry . Yes
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, it's a big controversy over the last couple
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years of Neapolitan which one do you go
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for first and which one's your least
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favorite of the three ?
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Well , okay , now let's switch
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it again . When you have a choice
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like that with three , do you pick
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your least favorite first and get it done with
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, and save the last one for your favorite
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?
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That's what I do .
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Yeah , that's what I usually do too
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, because the last bite is the best bite
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. The last bite is going to carry you to the next
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meal .
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You know , you're like you
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strap in and you're like , all right
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, let's get this over with . And then
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I kill the vanilla , because vanilla
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is my least favorite of the three . Wow
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.
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Okay .
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And then , hopefully , if my stomach's not hurting
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by then , because if
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you're talking about a quart or a pint you
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know big difference but I'm going
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to try to , yeah , kill the vanilla
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first , and you've got to , because if
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you leave it in the freezer then it gets a little freezer
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crystal burn on it , and then
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it tastes like Somehow vanilla .
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Does that Vanilla like ? It'll
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taste way different vanilla than any other
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flavor if it gets the crystals .
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It like , absorbs the flavor of the cardboard
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.
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Yeah .
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And that's why vanilla is my
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least favorite .
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Oh , okay .
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How about you ?
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Um see , I like if vanilla's
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done . Good , I like vanilla
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a lot , but for the Neapolitan
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I would probably choose vanilla first
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as the least , and
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then I'd probably go chocolate
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than strawberry All right .
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A lot of people don't like strawberry man . I
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don't know why . Yeah me either .
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Um , okay , let's go to the next one here . Number
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nine is caramel
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, or caramel . Tell however you want to pronounce
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it in your part of the world .
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Yeah , εν
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.
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I always thought that I didn't know that there was like
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that was a flavor . I know
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it was a flavor , but I usually think of that as
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a topping , not as much as a flavor .
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Right , I agree with that .
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Number eight is mint chocolate chip .
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See , I'm not big on that . You know
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like I'll take the mint .
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Yeah .
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But again , that's like
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the grandpa's where there's butterscotch
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. You know , you
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can only do so much before you're like oh
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God , I can't have another bite of this
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, you know . But
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you're a fan of it Huh .
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Oh , I love mint chocolate chip . Yeah , all right
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. Number seven is chocolate chip
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cookie dough .
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See , I know people , especially
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in my house , I love eating
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the cookie dough raw and
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I'm like why you know ? And they're like
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get big chunks , man , you know , and
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I'm like it's probably
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not good for you .
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Yeah , they're gambling being sick or something , I don't know
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.
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Raw cookie dough .
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I liked raw cookie dough a little bit . Now
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that's the one where if you eat too much
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of it , you're going to like throw up or something . True
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, Unless you build up your stomach like your
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house must build up a stomach tolerance
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.
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Yeah , they do .
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Okay , number six . We're getting close here . Butter
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pecan .
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You know what I kind of dig that , especially
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with Baskin Robbins , they
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got a good butter , pecan or pecan
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, wherever you're from .
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I forgot .
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But yeah , it's okay . Yeah
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, it's not my favorite , but
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it's okay .
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All right . Number five is chocolate
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chip .
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Yeah , again , that's a lot of vanilla
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.
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So that's like mostly vanilla
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, and then you're just throwing chips periodically
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and stuff Like break up the monotony
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. Next
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is number
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four strawberry .
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Strawberry is good , especially when
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you have like the big chunks of strawberry in
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it . Oh , yeah . To authenticate
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that it's a real , you know , like real
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flavor , not some chemical based .
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Because your parents would buy those strawberries that was all
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mixed in without the chunks . Back in the day
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, Like , yeah , I like strawberry
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, but then if you got ones with chunks it's
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like a treasure . You're like , oh my God , I don't believe I just
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got this and you're like savoring it . Number
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three is cookies and cream .
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No , I'd pass on that one .
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Oh my gosh , See now , here's me , the weirdness
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of me . I love cookies
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and cream , but I don't like
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Oreos Really .
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I was going to say the bigger
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the Oreo than that would cover
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up the vanilla aspect of it again
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.
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But I don't know , I don't know , I'm weird like that . I
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don't like Oreos , but I like it , like in
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stuff or stuff like that .
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Right .
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Number two is chocolate .
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Straight chocolate , or we add like , like
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floods in there and
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everything else .
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According to the list , it's just straight chocolate ice
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cream .
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It's doable .
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And then you know number one , vanilla
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.
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Who comes up with this list ? That that , that
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right there , just ruined the whole list
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for me , because it's
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horrible man , and they just , they just
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ruined their reputation on a vanilla
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ice cream because you think
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they're vanilla .
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You're lit your face , you were like looking
12:52
and waiting , Okay , they're going to get to it and they're getting
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to just the basic . You know whole
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hallmarks of ice cream and you're like faces
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, like no , no , no .
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Oh , come on . Yeah , yeah , that
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was a disheartening and
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what is your top ?
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one or two or three ?
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I dig the peanut butter . But
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yeah , here's
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one up and I do this when I go to Dairy
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Queen , I'll get like a
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peanut butter blizzard . It's
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not even on the menu . Yeah you
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just tell them and then you tell them to add
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, like the strawberry topping
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on it and it becomes like peanut butter
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and jelly blizzard oh my gosh
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, I didn't even think of that . Yeah , it's
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super good and I also like
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the strawberry cheesecake
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blizzard .
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Okay .
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And it's got like big chunks of cream cheese
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in it and it's amazing . And
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then they have like a Hawaiian that's got like coconut
13:48
pineapple . It's
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good stuff , man .
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How about you ? I didn't Me . I
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love strawberries
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, probably one of my favorites . Like you said
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, everybody , nobody , picks it , and I'm the one I'll be
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like I want strawberry , I want strawberry , and
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it just tastes real good . And
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my number one is probably chocolate , peanut butter
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, the both of those , those
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two together .
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How about milkshakes ? Because we can combine
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that in with the ice cream .
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Yeah .
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Again , peanut butter milkshake from
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Dairy Queen's Good .
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Yeah .
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They won't . I never had a peanut butter
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jelly . You know that's more of
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a treat to me . But
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one that you didn't even mention is
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blueberry , and blueberry
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ice cream is good too , especially when it's homemade
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by the Amish .
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Yeah . And it's got like
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I didn't , I never see , I never had that .
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Yeah , it's good , it's good . I
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didn't see any ice cream on the list for , like
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moose tracks or whatever it's
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called , and
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I don't even know what's in it . It's
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, it's , but I see that A
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lot of fudge and that
15:02
wasn't even on the list . But yeah
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.
15:05
I mean it looks like everybody
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pretty much was . This was the list and then I
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don't know what official , if there's an official website
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, but
15:15
there are a lot of flavors like moose tracks and all that
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other stuff that you know . I mean I don't know if
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it's availability , if everybody
15:21
can get it and how many
15:23
people they actually survey
15:26
in that .
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Right , right and let's , let's
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soup up that Neapolitan . One more
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step .
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Okay , I'm always listening .
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Let's add whipped cream bananas
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and some peanuts in on
15:39
that , with some like the
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strawberry syrup on top and
15:43
the chocolate syrup , and
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I forget what the third one is . I
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add it , but it's . I
15:50
love banana splits too , so
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you want to make .
15:53
TV show but yeah
15:55
, you want to name it a powers split
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or something , or powers float and heavier
15:59
.
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You know , people say I add powers in
16:02
way too much . But
16:06
yeah , I like
16:08
banana splits man . How about a good
16:10
hot fudge Sunday ?
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Yeah , I haven't had one of those in years .
16:16
And McDonald's make a good one .
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Yeah , what we need , want
16:20
now , is for the listeners of this
16:22
podcast to tell us and let you
16:25
know how , tell them their
16:27
favorite flavors and what they like .
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All right , and I'll get that info
16:32
and I will get back to you on that .
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And do you want to go right now to
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unique flavors of ice cream ?
16:40
Is this , like , like around the world , ice
16:42
cream or ?
16:43
yeah , around the world . These are different
16:45
countries .
16:46
Okay , that sounds good .
16:49
All right , let's see . Let's
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start the bottom again . You
16:54
know what a Durran is ?
16:55
Yes , the fruit . Yeah
16:57
, that smells really bad .
16:59
Okay , number 10 , durran ice cream
17:01
. It's from Singapore .
17:04
See , I've had Durran fruit and it
17:06
is like puke , like very putrid
17:08
smell . I thought
17:11
you were going to say puke . It's like if
17:13
you ran over a skunk a few times and
17:15
the spray kept going up inside your car
17:17
as you're running it over .
17:19
And this is going through your mouth and nose .
17:21
Yes , and that's how it tastes too . Man , I
17:23
would imagine that .
17:24
Oh , I'm not sitting there drinking skunk
17:26
oil , but well , no , they probably add
17:29
stuff to this ice cream , I'm sure .
17:31
But that's one of the worst things on
17:34
earth that was voted by people
17:36
to actually consume .
17:38
Well , maybe they love it in Singapore , I don't
17:40
know .
17:41
They've got to love the Singapore .
17:44
Number nine , all the way
17:46
from Italy , is olive oil
17:48
ice cream .
17:51
Hmm , that's I
17:54
mean . Oil doesn't mix with things
17:56
, man , so is it like become syrupy
17:58
?
17:59
They probably it's probably like I
18:01
said . All these are probably how they prepare it and
18:04
what little things they add to make the taste
18:06
not be so direct
18:08
. But yeah , olive oil
18:10
ice cream in Italy they love it . All
18:14
right , here's another one , number eight lavender
18:17
ice cream from France .
18:19
Lavender like the flower .
18:21
Yeah .
18:23
So I can go to my parents house
18:25
with like some vanilla ice cream and and
18:28
take the lavender plants and just like start
18:30
dipping the lavender
18:32
into it .
18:33
Or , better yet , let's make this new American
18:36
flavor . Let's go outside and get some weeds and
18:38
pick the weeds and make a weed ice cream .
18:40
Hey , this is 2023 . What kind
18:43
of weed are we talking about ? Are we talking
18:45
?
18:45
about crabgrass and stuff . I'm
18:47
not talking about pot .
18:48
There you go .
18:50
Okay , number seven is black
18:53
. Sesame ice cream . Black
18:56
sesame ice cream from
18:58
Japan , like
19:00
the sesame , seeds and stuff .
19:02
Right , right
19:05
, you know I don't mind
19:07
, like sesame seeds on , or
19:10
that's more , poppy seeds on a
19:12
hot dog bun , but yeah , but
19:14
man , a lot of people at dinters are
19:16
going to get pissed off because it's going to go up .
19:18
No , I saw people making it
19:20
in a video . They were crunching it or
19:22
like smashing it up and stuff and
19:24
then adding cream and this other stuff to it
19:27
, but it's mainly black sesame
19:29
ice cream . It's all like it's
19:31
all black and stuff it's . It looks
19:33
weed wild .
19:36
All right , I have to look at that stuff .
19:39
Okay , the next one , Number six , again
19:41
from Italy balsamic
19:44
vinegar ice cream .
19:46
You know , I don't mind it on salads , but
19:48
the acid
19:50
in the vinegar , I
19:52
can't see it mixing . You know
19:54
what I say ? I can't see it
19:57
. But I'm going to go get some vanilla ice
19:59
cream and I'm going to start dumping the stuff in it
20:01
, but then , watch , I'm going to over
20:03
dump it in there and I'm like
20:05
, oh , this is crap . And so
20:07
I get mad at you and I'm like James
20:10
or Jim or JB , whatever
20:13
you want to call them .
20:14
But he put me off . Well
20:18
, I mean Italy . They look
20:20
like they like the oils and the vinegars and stuff
20:22
. I mean that's what they're
20:24
raving about . Okay
20:27
, number five . Number five red
20:30
bean ice cream from China
20:32
. Red bean like
20:35
red beans like you eat . Yeah
20:38
, it's , it's . I
20:40
guess this is like thousands of years they've been
20:42
making red bean ice cream in China .
20:45
You know what ?
20:45
It's probably good , but
20:48
then that's why I'm saying , I
20:50
keep saying all of these . I would try at
20:53
least a spoonful or two of all of these
20:55
.
20:55
But then that's the same place you
20:58
could buy a toad on a stick , I
21:02
don't know man , and they say
21:05
toad for a topping in China .
21:07
I'm going to just turn this computer off , so
21:09
Okay , hold on
21:11
, I got to scratch something off here . Okay
21:15
, number four this is the one I would
21:17
not try because I don't like this
21:19
stuff . Number four from Japan
21:21
wasabi ice cream .
21:24
You know what they're
21:26
. America like the sushi that we
21:28
eat and all that . It's not
21:31
true wasabi , but the
21:33
stuff that's more horseradish
21:36
here , you know , and
21:39
holy cow , I had wasabi
21:41
chips the other day . Yeah it's like
21:43
burning my tongue , man , it
21:46
was . It was horrible . So
21:48
they had that on ice cream and the guy
21:52
, yeah , horrible .
21:53
Because the guy had it on a cone and
21:56
the wasabi was in the ice cream was all green
21:58
and then they had like wasabi
22:01
toppings , like right on the cone next to it
22:03
. So you like , your spoon hits that
22:05
and the ice cream . The
22:08
guy was like no , no , no , this was a mistake . No , no
22:10
, no .
22:11
I mean , man , I couldn't have burned a
22:13
whole one , your tongue dude Like exactly
22:16
.
22:17
Because I hate horseradish and if that's like wasabi
22:19
, I don't want any part of that wasabi is hotter
22:21
than horseradish , so yeah
22:24
. Okay . Number three this
22:26
is the most wildest one . Okay
22:29
, this has to be explained how they did this
22:32
Spaghetti
22:34
ice cream .
22:37
You better explain yourself , Jim .
22:39
Okay , it and it . Here's the kicker
22:41
it's not from Italy . Spaghetti
22:45
ice cream from Germany . Okay
22:50
, okay , here's the here it
22:52
is . They take whipped
22:54
cream like on a plate , like
22:57
a base .
22:57
Yeah .
22:59
A real big , tall whipped cream . Then
23:01
they put vanilla
23:03
ice cream in a potato masher and
23:07
it comes out the little holes , and
23:09
it looks like spaghetti , it looks like noodles . So
23:13
vanilla ice cream goes on top of the whipped cream
23:15
and then they take strawberry
23:17
sauce and pour it on top of the , the
23:20
new , the vanilla looking noodles
23:23
, and that looks like the spaghetti
23:25
sauce . And then they take
23:27
white chocolate sprinkles
23:31
and they shred it on top to look like the Parmesan
23:33
cheese .
23:34
Okay , I was really about to get mad
23:36
because I was thinking of like
23:39
marinara on ice cream with
23:41
with some
23:44
weird ass pasta
23:46
like little meatballs and stuff
23:48
and like , like , like , like
23:51
Rocky Road ice cream with what it's meatballs
23:53
and stuff . Right , and you know I'm
23:55
a person that I hate floaters
23:57
and cups .
23:59
Yeah .
23:59
So like when I see like
24:01
ice cream mixed with like thinking
24:04
in my head spaghetti , I'm thinking of
24:06
floaters and I come to it it's like , oh
24:09
, I can't do it .
24:11
My wife will throw some across the room at my son
24:13
if she sees like any kind of floaters
24:15
, because when he was a baby used to leave floaters in the
24:17
drink . We're like that's gone . She would get
24:19
so mad . Yeah
24:22
, but this is more spaghetti . Ice cream in Germany
24:24
is more like a visual
24:26
. Your think , your mind is thinking I'm
24:28
eating spaghetti , and then you taste it . It's just
24:30
vanilla ice cream with strawberry
24:33
sauce and white chocolate on top .
24:34
It might be good .
24:36
Yeah , that's why everybody's loving it over there
24:38
. Number two is
24:40
corn ice cream from Mexico
24:42
.
24:43
Are we talking about , like the street corn ? Yeah
24:46
, talking about lady .
24:47
The lady had a ear of corn and she's like
24:49
shaving off the kernels
24:52
and they're , and then they just make it in with the ice and
24:54
make it ice cream again floater
24:57
.
25:00
No , no , no .
25:02
Does that mean , like how , when you go , when you , when
25:04
you drop a deuce and
25:06
you have sometimes corn floats up , does
25:08
that mean the ice cream is going to float up because it's corn ice
25:10
cream , that's ?
25:12
possible man . I mean , if you eat a lot of peanuts
25:14
in the , in the , and you
25:16
take a crap , it looks like a milky way
25:18
. I meant our Snickers . Oh
25:22
, I'm waiting here . Number one am I going to
25:24
get mad here ?
25:25
No , you are going to love it . You are going to go right
25:27
over there now to the other country and get this
25:29
.
25:30
Okay .
25:31
You are going to go to Ireland . Okay
25:33
, you know , the Irish number one ice
25:35
cream is Guinness ice cream
25:37
.
25:38
Oh , Guinness stout .
25:40
Yep .
25:41
And they poured in like a root beer
25:43
float .
25:45
No , somehow I didn't see a video on
25:47
how they make that , but the Guinness ice cream in Ireland
25:50
is the number one , most unique , that everybody
25:52
loves over there .
25:54
Oh , that'd be different
25:56
.
25:57
Yeah , if they could somehow alcohol
26:00
freezing kind of kind of freezing thing
26:02
or something , I don't know .
26:03
Have to try it out , and that's weird , because
26:05
alcohol don't freeze , yes
26:08
, so how does it mix in with
26:10
the ice cream without ?
26:12
Or they get to the point of freezing , to where it's
26:14
kind of like the spaghetti one . It's technically
26:17
other stuff , but it's not . I mean
26:19
, I don't know . And
26:22
here again we have to ask the listeners in
26:24
other countries . We want to hear what your ice
26:26
cream is in your country .
26:29
That'd be good . I'm talking
26:31
, we're talking to you , Denmark
26:34
, and all the Scandinavian and
26:36
Germany , especially Germany , Australia
26:39
and Scotland if they got some haggis
26:43
. We just had a new country pop
26:45
up on our on the thing Brazil
26:47
last week . So only
26:50
one person in Brazil and
26:53
in Nigeria , in the
26:55
middle of nowhere , like
26:57
do they even have ice cream there
26:59
? Because it's so , they got ice cream . I
27:01
don't know , man , you see their house .
27:03
If there , if somebody's in the hot heat , they're
27:06
going to figure out a way with someone else . Hey , we got to
27:08
make some ice cream , let's go . Let's go get
27:10
some internet and look up how to make it .
27:13
Internet .
27:13
Well , I meant they listen to us here , so
27:15
they might have cities or something , or a town
27:18
over that has a village that has like a satellite
27:21
.
27:21
You know , when I Google map this thing
27:23
, it's in the middle of nowhere
27:25
, like like . I don't even
27:27
know how they're going to churn it in a bucket
27:29
with some dude . I don't know man , the
27:31
cattle .
27:33
All right , let me get these ice cream
27:35
toppings .
27:35
Okay , okay , I'm straight off here
27:37
. I got a couple to okay
27:40
.
27:40
Why 13 wild ice cream toppings
27:43
? Number 13 cereal
27:46
.
27:48
What kind of cereal are we talking ?
27:50
Well , that's what they just . They just said broadly like
27:52
, um , captain
27:56
Crunch , or
27:58
maybe Cocoa
28:00
Puffs or stuff , like like I seen
28:02
it all the time , like those little
28:04
squares or some checks or something .
28:06
I could see like cinnamon toast crunch
28:08
, like ground up on the Import
28:11
on it .
28:11
I think that would be all amazing , you
28:13
know , but if we're talking about Grandma's
28:17
whole wheat , no , yeah
28:22
, I don't know but they got a Captain
28:25
Crunch or something like that , maybe those little peanut butter
28:27
bombs or something used to break your teeth . Maybe
28:29
put that on ice cream .
28:31
Oh , to make them even harder .
28:33
Okay , next one is old donuts
28:35
. Like stale old donuts pass
28:38
. Good
28:40
, be a little bit . That would distract me from the ice cream . I'm
28:42
eating all right right , popcorn
28:45
and pretzels on ice cream as
28:47
a topping .
28:48
Popcorn ? No , because it
28:51
would get soggy and
28:53
but the pretzel would be , the salt
28:55
on it would be Bring
28:57
out the flavor , I think .
28:59
But they said that these toppings , these
29:01
wild toppings , mix with the flavor
29:04
of ice cream and other stuff and it so
29:06
the popcorn might like make with certain
29:08
kind of ice cream , make it taste good . All
29:11
right , next one is bacon
29:14
.
29:15
You know I've had bacon ice cream . I
29:18
mean I love , I love bacon
29:20
, you know . So hey , let's just throw
29:22
this in with some ice cream and it
29:24
wasn't bad . And I know some
29:26
people that have taken that bacon ice cream
29:28
and added maple syrup and on top of
29:30
that , wow , which
29:32
made it like almost too sweet , but
29:35
it was enjoyable for the first couple bites
29:37
.
29:37
Yeah , until you had to go the bathroom an hour later
29:39
right , right , but then it would smell lovely
29:41
. Okay , next one
29:44
is french fries .
29:46
Yeah , I can't say nothing , because when I go
29:48
to Wendy's and I get our frosty , I always
29:50
dip my french fries in the frosty .
29:53
Just what he seems to do .
29:54
Yeah , brings out the flavor of the fry .
29:56
Here's a throwback people are using pop rocks
29:59
candy from the 80s .
30:00
I love pop rocks . Man , you
30:03
could do a lot of things with pop rocks . So
30:05
I heard but no
30:08
.
30:08
I mean that for another episode .
30:10
But like if you're eating the ice cream of pop rocks
30:12
and it pops and hits you in the pupil , I
30:14
meant then they're kind of pissed , you know , because
30:16
it has like a little explosion . But
30:19
that would be pretty good I think .
30:21
No , next one , these aren't any . Order
30:23
Is like a cracker
30:26
snack , like ritz goldfish or
30:28
cheez-its .
30:29
All right , again that . That's the salt
30:32
that's gonna bring out the flavor .
30:34
Yeah , yeah not to mention
30:36
, is it Mexican ice cream ? When you go to a Mexican
30:39
restaurant , don't they have like corn flakes on
30:41
on the outside of the ice cream ? That's how they fry
30:43
it .
30:43
Yeah , they like deep-fried in the
30:45
corn flakes .
30:47
So I could see there . Next
30:50
one is ground coffee .
30:52
Like grounds of coffee , I I I can't
30:54
say nothing , because when I was an army
30:57
and I I was on guard duty and I
30:59
needed to stay awake , I used to take
31:01
that the instant folders pack and just swallow
31:04
them , just because energy drinks
31:06
Wow , energy drinks weren't big
31:08
back then , you know . So
31:10
I would like keep just born
31:13
the folders down my mouth , man . And my god
31:15
and they dare me to do it at
31:17
work , because they thought that was weird . And then
31:19
they put , like they filled up
31:21
a cup with like a half a thing of grounds
31:23
and I just slammed it . Oh
31:25
my god but it like coated in my throat and everything
31:28
, and so when I coughed it looked like a dragon breathing
31:30
fire . It
31:32
was pretty cool , oh .
31:34
My god , so the our country never felt safer
31:37
when you were down in coffee grounds
31:39
on the duty .
31:40
It was pills or coffee grounds , so which
31:42
one any going to go for ? What's
31:45
the least addicting ?
31:47
next one is oh
31:49
, next one is Boba , that new
31:51
Boba , those little ball things
31:53
, or whatever that they put in . Oh , I thought
31:55
you said oh
32:09
what , how
32:11
dirty is this list getting .
32:15
It must have been a bad internet connection
32:17
. I was like I was trying
32:19
to figure out .
32:21
Next one is I know what ? What did he say ?
32:27
It's good tea . I don't know about
32:29
ice cream , because you figure , yeah , who's
32:31
gonna break them before they get to your mouth . Anyway
32:33
, or somehow they don't freeze
32:36
and what the hell are those things made out of anyway
32:38
?
32:39
I don't know it's
32:42
plastic .
32:42
It's gonna come out as plastic .
32:44
Yeah , they'll say eggs and that are bad for us
32:46
. In about five years , Right right
32:48
.
32:49
Okay , the next one is potato chips again
32:53
with the salt , and
32:55
yeah , it may
32:57
Be okay
32:59
, but I just keep thinking ships
33:01
get soggy .
33:03
Yeah , how about that Dorito ice cream ? Um
33:08
, okay , here we go . Last three
33:10
are weird , okay
33:12
pickles .
33:15
I've heard of this , especially from pregnant
33:17
women on ice cream .
33:19
Whoa , that's where you might have to just
33:21
have vanilla on some of these . F*** that
33:23
vanilla , all right , wow
33:26
, okay . Next one is shredded
33:29
cheddar cheese On
33:31
top of ice cream .
33:34
Anyways .
33:36
I'd have to really try only one spoonful
33:38
of that . I tell you that where's my cricket button
33:41
?
33:41
add on here .
33:41
Oh my god . Okay
33:44
, the last one is uncooked
33:47
ramen noodles .
33:49
I've seen this , and again when
33:51
I was in the army . I used to eat it like
33:53
a rice crispy treat because I didn't have
33:55
boiling water by me all the time , and
33:58
then I take the packet of powder and sprinkle
34:00
it in my mouth . But I
34:02
could see it , I could
34:04
. I could see it , man .
34:06
Wow , we learned a lot about
34:08
you today .
34:10
Right , right , oh yeah , so
34:14
I got a couple here that that
34:16
you kind of like
34:19
touched on , but okay , crushed
34:21
wasabi peas .
34:23
Oh , yeah , oh .
34:25
Again , man , that's like straight , 100%
34:28
, pure hotness right there .
34:30
And if they're you can . They're all over the place
34:32
. My god , that would like .
34:34
Let them in arson by like wasabi
34:36
peas in the snack aisle and people just
34:38
chew on them Too spicy
34:41
man . Or then we got the chocolate
34:43
and a lepo pepper . It's a Mexican
34:46
. It's like a creamy , sweet
34:48
vanilla and the pepper
34:50
kind of work together .
34:52
Yeah .
34:53
I don't know man or
34:55
people like pouring hot sauce on
34:58
the ice cream .
34:59
Okay .
35:00
I like hot sauce and
35:03
I might go get a bottle of Frank's and
35:05
pour it on there to taste it . But
35:07
yeah , I can almost bet that I'm not gonna
35:09
like it and get mad at this at
35:12
this episode . So
35:14
the next one we got sriracha it's
35:18
on that it's on that hot one . But
35:20
yeah it's
35:23
, I don't know man , you gotta
35:25
likes ratcha , I guess yeah
35:27
, I mean we are not responsible .
35:29
I should have said in the beginning of anyone getting
35:31
sick or anything from these flavors or suggestions
35:33
on these lists .
35:35
So this next one might be okay . So
35:38
you got your Snyder's honey
35:40
mustard pretzel . Okay
35:42
so you have your saltiness , and then
35:44
you have the backup of that like
35:47
honey , mustard powder With
35:49
the sweetness of the ice cream . Yeah
35:52
it may work , man
35:54
, I'm not sure , or
35:56
Gorgonzola
35:59
, the beads that
36:01
they may come us out of like chickpeas . Okay
36:03
, yeah along with olive oil and
36:06
almonds .
36:08
Hmm , I never thought of that stuff either
36:10
.
36:11
So we got the cinnamon toast crunch which I
36:13
said . I said salt
36:15
and vinegar potato chips .
36:18
I can only have a couple of those . I can't really just
36:20
start down in those things .
36:22
No , and then just the wheatgrass
36:25
and salt . Yeah , wheatgrass
36:27
and and Fritos
36:29
.
36:32
If you like it . I mean , oh , Fritos , yeah
36:34
, I love Fritos .
36:36
So add them to those , we'll
36:38
hold up , I think , in the ice cream , because they're
36:40
they're kind of solid , I mean they're yeah , they
36:42
get curves and they like stability . Right
36:44
, right , even in your mouth . Those things don't get soft
36:47
, man . They just cut the hell
36:49
out of your roof , of your mouth .
36:51
That's an audio clip you can save .
36:54
They don't get soft in your mouth . Oh
36:58
that's the Viagra of the chips
37:00
man
37:02
. I'm taking that all to a whole new level .
37:05
Oh man , speaking of things that are
37:07
not gross , Is it commercial
37:10
time ?
37:11
It is commercial . I was trying
37:13
to see where you're going to take a segue to how
37:15
you're going to that build up
37:17
to the commercial there .
37:18
I was trying to think of that . Last one through me Got
37:21
a little blue there for a second
37:23
.
37:25
So , all right , when we come back
37:27
, we're going to do some grind my gears
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37:31
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, James , where
38:26
Jim that's going to be on your
38:28
grinding gears ? Yeah , stop
38:30
calling me James . My town to call me Jim
38:32
.
38:33
People don't call you by your real name , hi , jim .
38:37
So one of the listeners' favorite
38:39
stuff is because everybody has
38:41
this . Everybody has some kind
38:43
of like things
38:46
that piss them off in life , as we should
38:48
say . So we can do
38:50
grind my gears . Or in
38:52
some countries , in
38:55
some great , it's called what rumbles
38:58
, my jumbles .
39:02
That's awesome .
39:04
So what do you got for your first one
39:07
man ?
39:08
My first one is
39:10
Wifi
39:12
. I got excellent reception
39:14
any other time , but when I want to record
39:17
for the podcast , crap
39:19
People at Xfinity
39:21
. What are you trying to do ? Why
39:23
are you punishing the listeners ? You
39:26
don't want them to be happy . You don't want them
39:28
to listen to us and have a good time . Get
39:30
with it , Xfinity .
39:33
All right , get with it Xfinity . So
39:37
yeah , and I'm sure everybody
39:39
like , come on , come on , you know like I got to
39:42
download this , I got to download it , come
39:44
on , you know like it
39:47
really like grinds
39:49
people's gears , man , so that's a good
39:51
one .
39:52
I mean , if I had , if I had money
39:54
, I would have totally great undisturbed Wi-Fi
39:57
. But no , I got to
39:59
be born poor instead of beautiful
40:01
, you know .
40:02
And speaking of poor , how
40:04
about this ties in
40:06
with my first ? Grind my gear . Kim
40:09
Kardashian does nothing and makes $30
40:12
million a year .
40:13
Exactly .
40:14
Like you know , she
40:17
appears on TV , so they get money and all
40:19
she does is she's being herself . You
40:22
know she was known
40:24
as the chick with the big ass and and
40:26
, and , like all the sisters
40:28
out there , all of them in on
40:30
the grind my gears . But , oh like
40:32
, let some video cameras in my house
40:35
. We'll . We'll try to give a little show , but
40:38
yeah , $30 million to
40:40
do nothing .
40:42
When you , when I myself , I usually
40:44
get someone , I get $30 million . No
40:47
, I get someone telling me sir , you can't stand there , get out of here .
40:50
Sir , you have to pay for that . Sir , come back .
40:52
You're disturbing everyone sir , you look menacing
40:54
, would you stop ?
40:56
Sir , would you stop shouting in the library
40:58
, sir .
41:01
No , sir , we don't talk in the bathroom . Stop
41:03
it , Get out .
41:04
Oh man , that's another one on my grinding
41:06
gears , dude . It
41:08
just came to me All right . So
41:11
this will be grinding my gears too . So
41:14
you're sitting on that , that porcelain throne , you're
41:16
trying to do your business . You're trying to do your
41:18
business , man . Maybe you're on the phone scrolling
41:21
and then the guy next to you is like , hey
41:23
, how's it going ? It's like
41:25
I'm all right , man , you
41:28
know , and at first you're hoping he's not talking
41:30
to you , but you realize he's
41:32
the only one in there . Yeah
41:34
, so yeah .
41:36
I mean there's an unwritten rule in
41:38
men's bathroom all around the world . You
41:40
don't talk . I mean some
41:43
people will allow a stray whistler
41:45
, like some of the whistle . It'll get annoying
41:48
after a while and you want to just like throw poop at
41:50
the guy . But don't
41:52
talk , Don't have conversation .
41:54
You know , though , that was my downfall
41:56
on Indianapolis , though , for not talking
41:58
back , because
42:03
I was in a truck stop bathroom . Right , I
42:05
was doing my business , and you
42:08
know it has the two
42:10
row toilet paper holder , and
42:13
when one's done , the other side's
42:15
supposed to just slide All right , you
42:17
pull the latch yeah . So things are getting a little
42:19
messy , and the first one
42:22
was gone , right . The second
42:24
row was locked behind the sledge
42:26
, so , being that I'm just sitting
42:28
there , I put my foot up on it , right . Oh
42:30
my God , to like pull the latch and
42:33
I'm still on the throne , dude . So
42:35
I push on it and the thing comes off the
42:37
stall wall and slides underneath
42:40
the door . And
42:42
I said I heard somebody wash her hands , I'm
42:45
like , hey , can you , can you kick that back under ? The guy's like
42:47
Tough luck buddy
42:49
. And I heard the door and
42:52
I'm like , no , I got to go run around bare
42:54
ass trying to get the damn toilet paper holder . You got to
42:56
, you got to do the dirty walk , yeah , man . Well
42:59
, I feel sorry for the dirty floor but
43:03
I think you're done and
43:06
you think you're done , but after
43:08
like stretching and putting your leg
43:10
up , pushing , you know you
43:12
still like create things .
43:15
I would have wished someone would have walked right in
43:17
and watching you like , bent down , trying
43:19
to pick it , doing the penguin dirty walk , and
43:22
they see your beard dirty .
43:26
But the look on my face , man , I know I
43:28
had that look like , like
43:30
I seen it . It was like slow motion
43:32
slide and it didn't stop right on the
43:34
other side of the door , that thing , and
43:37
I think it's shot out to the wall to
43:39
like across .
43:40
Yeah , Whenever you drop , whenever you
43:43
drop something , all of a sudden physics change
43:45
and stuff , just it goes a little farther
43:47
out of your fingers reach or like
43:49
come on stop .
43:50
And I don't want to be on all fours in the store
43:52
, dude , and I've still got business to do and
43:54
growing tails .
43:57
Somebody's going to be like there's some weirdo in
43:59
there . He's on all fours pooping all over
44:01
the place chasing toilet paper . I don't
44:03
know what's going on .
44:05
All you got to do is get back out of the throne .
44:09
Guy comes back and shit , I should have kicked it at you .
44:11
But I know the guy washing his hands was the one that
44:13
was talking to me and because I refused to acknowledge
44:16
him and because I was very unfriendly
44:18
neighbor , he wouldn't help me
44:21
.
44:21
He just said well , what does he think you're
44:23
going to do ? Help wipe . I mean , you don't need to have a
44:25
conversation .
44:26
True , true . Hey , it
44:29
makes you see those videos where they
44:31
like getting a teller and they like
44:34
like put it on their fingers
44:36
and they like shake their hand and it goes to
44:38
the guy next to the guy's freaking out . That's
44:41
good stuff .
44:42
Another way or why we're on the bathroom when grinds
44:44
my gears is when you're in the bathroom
44:46
, say I'm in like the family bathroom , where it's
44:48
just you by yourself and it locks . Yeah
44:50
at the place I work and
44:52
I'm going to the bathroom or even the stall in
44:55
the men's room where there's several stalls , and
44:57
I'm going and someone comes up and like jiggles
45:00
the handle or tries to like shoulder
45:03
to get in , like throw their shoulder
45:05
on the door Right and I'm like somebody's
45:08
in here . It's obviously locked and
45:10
then you flush the toilet
45:13
or you finish it flushes
45:15
. All of a sudden they start jiggling the handle
45:17
again . Where do you think I went ? Do you think
45:19
I went down the damn toilet ? Unless
45:22
you're going to come in here and help wipe , or
45:24
you know you could just wait .
45:26
I didn't disappear . How about the people
45:29
that are too scared to sit bare ass on toilet
45:31
seats so they hover above it and shit on the back
45:33
of the seat and they leave it ? Like
45:36
you go in there , it looks like a cobra perched
45:38
up on the seat , like ready to strike
45:41
, I mean
45:43
. Or you find shit like stuck to
45:45
the wall . How does it get to the wall
45:47
, dude ?
45:48
Exactly Am I . It's on
45:50
the ceiling , it's on everywhere .
45:52
Like man . What did you eat ?
45:55
It looks like they write all of a sudden . You see these brown
45:57
letters , help me . And then it just like sprays
45:59
down .
46:00
It's like a fuzzy caterpillar climbing a
46:02
wall .
46:03
You're looking there and it's all over the place and it says
46:05
on the wall help me . I went chasing for
46:07
a toilet paper roll and I can't . I
46:09
haven't come back .
46:13
All right , man , I don't know how we got on shit talk , but
46:15
that stinks . It's
46:17
the new podcast . Shit talk one on one
46:19
, all right .
46:22
I got one more .
46:23
Yeah , me too .
46:25
All right , the lottery .
46:28
Oh boy .
46:29
That's what's grinding my gears . I keep playing
46:31
for years and years . What's wrong
46:33
? Lottery officials ? You don't want me to win . I've
46:36
given you money for years . You don't want
46:38
me to have happiness . I can't buy things
46:40
. You just want me to keep playing and not win
46:42
. Shame on you , lottery .
46:45
You invest half your life saving
46:47
so far .
46:48
Exactly , it's my retirement plan . I
46:51
have a plan .
46:52
And you're helping keep people employed
46:55
through the lottery , and
46:57
they can't even cut you a break and give you like
46:59
even it Don't have to be all of it
47:02
. No but like 500,000
47:04
winner . Oh good , you know
47:06
, it's like the lottery now is up
47:08
to one point five million or
47:11
billion billion . You
47:13
can't just like slip out like a hundred
47:15
grand , I'll be happy . Nobody
47:17
will even know it's gone .
47:19
Any anyone complains when you tell
47:21
them , yeah , but you have to give half to
47:23
the state or the government ? I'd be like I'm
47:25
still getting a hundred million
47:27
or 200 million , I am not going to
47:29
complain . Even if it was 50 million , I wouldn't
47:32
complain .
47:32
No , no man Give me 25
47:34
bucks for some food . I'm happy .
47:37
I'll go . But if I win the lottery I'm
47:39
going to the buy some property out
47:41
in the woods and stuff and hide from everybody
47:43
and be like I got my , I got my money , I'm good
47:45
here .
47:46
You know I was going to ask you , if
47:48
you win the lottery , would you continue
47:50
to work , just so
47:53
you're not bored ?
47:55
That's what my wife says . She says she couldn't just stay
47:57
home and not do nothing .
47:58
But you could figure something out the
48:01
way I think I would
48:03
. I would work , and if I got pissed off
48:06
I'd buy the place and fire everybody .
48:09
I'll show you .
48:11
No , if I won something like that much
48:13
man , I'd open up something around here
48:15
that's not around here , a comedy
48:17
club , you know , and and just
48:20
have different like you're making money
48:23
again from you know . Hopefully
48:25
, you know , do good , but I honestly I think I'd work . I
48:30
wouldn't be one of those people who bought
48:32
like 18 cars , 20 cars
48:34
, 20 houses and then in a couple of years
48:36
I'm broke , well , well
48:39
that's on you , right , right . Or
48:42
you've got like all these neighbor relatives showing up
48:44
out of nowhere like
48:46
hey , my grandma told me to come see you
48:48
. She needed surgery money .
48:50
You could be so rich you could have like 10 dogs
48:52
on your lap or something you know and you wouldn't care , I
48:55
just keep the blind one man .
48:58
He can't see what's going on .
48:59
dude , oh they give you , the one with the eye problem
49:02
, in the whole house . I see I got
49:04
two blind ones .
49:04
Yeah , they're like like father , like son .
49:08
Is one blind and the other can't see ?
49:11
Maybe , maybe All right . So
49:15
here's my last gripe , okay .
49:17
Okay .
49:18
When I leave someone a message , when I call somebody and I leave a message
49:20
telling
49:23
them to call me back , they
49:25
turn around and call you and say did you call ? Oh my
49:27
God , I just left the
49:30
message buddy . Yeah , you
49:32
know , so did you call . It's
49:34
the obvious stuff .
49:37
Yeah .
49:39
That just drives me crazy . As you
49:41
could tell , these things really affect
49:43
me and just make me shit every time .
49:48
And we got more to give it another episode
49:50
.
49:50
I mean , see , that's why I like about us . We break
49:52
things up , we don't throw everything at
49:54
everybody at once . You know
49:56
we leave them wanting more . Hopefully
49:58
people want more . Maybe that grinds people's
50:01
gears that we keep , even for
50:03
the next one or the next one . So
50:05
if that is so , tough
50:08
luck . Exactly . So
50:11
that concludes our
50:13
Brian's my gears this
50:16
week . Now on
50:18
to next weekend . What is
50:20
that ? Or not next weekend , but the 28th
50:24
of October . So we got
50:26
like three weeks .
50:28
Yeah .
50:29
The backbreaker wrestling returns
50:31
home to Griffith , indiana , for
50:34
mega clash six , which
50:36
is their biggest show of the year . Uh
50:39
, lots of things happening
50:41
. Uh , jim promised
50:43
that there would be a C , I'm there .
50:47
That's what I heard , all signs of pointing
50:49
to it . I have not heard anything deviate
50:51
from that fact that there will be . That
50:54
rumor is a wrestler with the initial C
50:56
M . We'll be there .
51:00
Hold on , alexa , stop
51:03
, there's a grind . My gears
51:05
right there . It just started like I
51:07
heard . I heard a male voice standing behind
51:09
me and I'm
51:11
the only person home , man , and
51:13
so maybe it's one of your dogs . Put
51:17
my ALEXA
51:19
kicked on and it
51:21
was the news .
51:23
What is that ? I don't know . Abcd , what did you just
51:25
say ? I ?
51:26
don't know Okay .
51:32
I don't probably do another man's religion .
51:36
So I can't say the name , otherwise
51:38
it'll kick back in again .
51:40
Oh , okay , see , that's
51:42
my education . I was slow spelling . I didn't know
51:44
I had to spell . I thought it's .
51:45
That freaked me out , when I had a male voice
51:48
standing behind me . I'm not
51:50
like .
51:51
Hey , did you still need that toilet paper ?
51:55
Tough luck bud Did
51:57
you find it yet . All
52:00
right , so back to mega class
52:02
six . What we know so far
52:05
is Louis
52:07
Rojas , who is the defending
52:09
heavyweight champion of
52:12
Backbreaker . He's the guy , he's the
52:14
top of the tier . He's
52:17
going to be going against the winner
52:19
of On the Ropes , dave
52:21
Allen . And you
52:24
know I went to the butcher shop the other day to
52:26
get some like pork chops , ban and and
52:29
they like Scott Powers . But
52:31
then they started getting in
52:33
a debate about who
52:35
should win this match because a lot of them
52:38
didn't like Louis or
52:41
Louis . Every pronounces name
52:43
Louis , louis . You
52:46
know a lot of people don't
52:48
like him . But then you had guys were
52:50
like , oh , louis is going to kick the crap
52:52
out of Dave Allen . So I
52:55
don't know , man , it's in the air .
52:59
All I got to say is , from what I've seen , dave
53:01
Allen has everything
53:03
and he has been champions and
53:06
many titles , and
53:08
when he is determined he can
53:11
get things done . But on the other hand
53:13
, I have seen Louis Rojas do
53:15
some amazing things
53:17
when you don't think he can do it , and
53:20
he always has that back plan in
53:22
the back of his mind and he
53:24
somehow comes a
53:27
presser or what is it called Presser veer
53:29
.
53:30
Yeah , presser veer .
53:31
Yeah , he gets , he gets the job done and he
53:34
. He didn't think he was going to do
53:36
it and he does it a lot of time , so it
53:38
could go either way .
53:40
And see Rojas looking at him
53:42
, you wouldn't think that he
53:44
would be anything . But
53:46
man , he can move , he knows
53:48
his moves , he knows what he could
53:50
do . And then if I
53:53
mean he'll cross that line to get
53:55
, keep that belt .
53:58
Exactly .
53:59
You know so .
53:59
I mean , while you're standing there staring and judging
54:02
him , he's going to grab your wrist or
54:04
your arm or something and like break
54:06
up to the ground . Yeah , break it .
54:08
So , and he doesn't care , does
54:10
not care .
54:11
He'll pick up . He'll pick up a someone's
54:15
coat or something and start strangling
54:17
you with it . He'll start grabbing a
54:19
pencil or something and start stabbing you . You don't , I
54:21
mean , he knows anything
54:23
. Everything around him is a weapon , not only
54:25
his hands .
54:26
Right and right here in
54:28
his mind is a weapon .
54:30
The most deadliest weapon .
54:32
It's like chess . He's like two steps ahead
54:34
of people . So , but I think Dave
54:36
Allen could pull this off , maybe because Dave's
54:38
been in that , in that he's
54:40
never been a backbreaker heavyweight champion
54:43
, but , like you said , he's been a
54:45
champion in other promotions and he
54:47
is a champ in other promotions . So
54:49
, yeah , I mean he kicked the shit
54:52
out of cancer . So he's going
54:54
to look at Louis Rojas
54:56
as that and kick the shit
54:58
out of him , you know . So
55:00
, as you can tell
55:02
, it's getting a little bit more . Our
55:06
rating level has gone up a little bit
55:08
.
55:08
So well , when
55:11
you got cancer talk and grinding
55:13
gears , it's all going to get angry .
55:15
Right , right . And then
55:17
another match . We have the tag
55:19
team champions Richie
55:21
Rothschild and Rancid Joey
55:23
Rack going against
55:26
D&D , nick
55:28
Dallas and diesel
55:31
. Yeah , diesel . I'm sorry , I
55:33
don't know what I'm thinking . This
55:37
is going to be a good match too , because Nick
55:41
has been tag team champs and other
55:43
feds .
55:44
Yeah .
55:45
When he teamed with the Punisher back in the day and
55:48
they held the belts for a long time .
55:50
They wreaked a lot of havoc .
55:52
I know because he kicked the crap out
55:54
of me . You know I feuded
55:56
with him for a long time and
55:59
and diesel
56:01
, or he
56:04
is another one like like Ross
56:06
he's like a diesel , is like
56:08
a ball of energy .
56:10
You don't know what he's going to do . He just goes taking
56:12
off and he starts going like a mad person
56:15
. Like a mad person
56:17
, just going crazy , and you don't know what he's going
56:19
to do .
56:20
And then when he's yelling it sounds like Cartman on
56:22
South Park . So you're like
56:24
looking around for him . He's like he
56:26
like pulls in the power of Cartman
56:28
and this
56:31
is going to be another hard hitting match . But
56:33
I think on top is
56:35
going to be Rack and Rothschild , because
56:38
they've been champs for well over a year
56:40
now when they when
56:42
they beat the Wild West outlaws
56:45
and back in under
56:47
lights one yeah
56:49
. So this is going to be an interesting match
56:51
. It'll be fun to watch
56:53
. And I'm sure there's
56:55
more matches and and
56:59
you know what else is fun , what ? I'm
57:02
going to go through these tickets because they're not going to
57:04
break you . They're $10
57:06
and I think it's $7
57:08
for kids eight and under
57:11
. There's
57:13
going to be toy toys being
57:15
sold there , there's going to be concessions
57:18
there and
57:21
honestly , I think for a hot dog
57:23
and a pop it's only like a buck
57:25
50 , two bucks , you know . So
57:28
you're not going to break the bank by
57:31
going to a backbreaker show . So check
57:34
it out . Go to the best family friendly , family
57:36
fun show .
57:38
Yes .
57:39
And check them out . Like we've
57:41
said in the past , if
57:43
you got something you know going
57:46
on that week and you just need
57:48
to like vent and you don't know who to
57:50
vent , to go to a wrestling show
57:52
, because you could say anything and everything
57:54
and
57:56
get off your show . Yeah , no swearing , of
57:59
course .
58:00
Maybe not go too crazy like Tourette's or something , then
58:02
they kick you out .
58:04
But just try to get an excuse .
58:06
Yeah , time you're yelling at the bad guys , or something
58:09
.
58:09
Right , right , don't touch them . But
58:12
you know it's fun and
58:14
nobody's going to care really about
58:17
your yelling , because they're going to be yelling too
58:19
.
58:20
Just go up to just see a bad guy in the ring and
58:22
just go . Why didn't you kick me that toilet paper
58:24
? I needed it .
58:26
So you go bring and make me have flashbacks again
58:28
, but
58:32
I think this concludes
58:34
our episode this week . Man , I
58:36
think it went good . I can't
58:38
wait . I don't know if you paid attention
58:40
, but after the
58:42
money I can't pay attention after
58:46
the show it goes to AI , right . So
58:50
AI comes up with like
58:54
different titles . You don't have to use
58:56
them , but it gives you like eight options
58:59
. But then it transcribes
59:01
and it comes up with a whole
59:04
summary of the show . And
59:06
the transcription is
59:09
funny . Man , it's separate issue
59:11
for me , but you're
59:13
like I didn't say that . Or if I stutter
59:15
the AI stutters too
59:17
, Wow .
59:21
The AI says stuttering guy crawls around
59:23
in bathroom for toilet paper .
59:25
Well , the last episode it said that Lynn
59:28
said three things on it and I'm like Lynn
59:30
only does the commercial . And
59:32
then Lynn said this Lynn said that and
59:34
I'm like Lynn didn't say squat
59:36
. And yes
59:39
, so it's fun to read
59:41
that , you know , because we had people
59:44
ask for transcriptions . That might be hard
59:46
of hearing and
59:48
I was going to sit there and type
59:50
out everything that I heard because
59:53
God take forever but
59:55
the computer does it in like 20 minutes
59:57
and yeah
1:00:00
, man , it's interesting . And then the
1:00:02
summary is fun and that
1:00:05
it's fun to see what the computer thinks
1:00:07
. And speaking of computer AI , I
1:00:09
kind of question before we leave . All
1:00:12
right , I got two questions
1:00:14
to two . Oh
1:00:16
, how many more so if you have sex with
1:00:18
an AI robot .
1:00:20
OK .
1:00:21
Is that cheating If you're married
1:00:23
? Hmm , there's
1:00:25
no motions .
1:00:27
It doesn't , doesn't have a soul , so
1:00:29
it's not a technically a person .
1:00:32
But would your spouse consider
1:00:34
that cheating ? I
1:00:37
mean , they have their toys and
1:00:39
I do believe that there's a brothel in Toronto
1:00:42
. That is all just sex styles
1:00:44
.
1:00:45
Yeah . I don't think all that
1:00:47
up , but I don't think it's cheating , hmm
1:00:50
, and because if they
1:00:53
, if they have , if women
1:00:55
use vibrators , guy
1:00:58
, they're not cheating on their husbands with the vibrator
1:01:00
, but that's
1:01:02
kind of like there's no face behind
1:01:05
the vibrate . Oh yeah , yeah , then you got . Yeah
1:01:07
, the one is human size and
1:01:09
they got the AI
1:01:11
ones .
1:01:12
That that like moan
1:01:14
, yeah , but
1:01:17
again , there's no emotion attached
1:01:19
behind it . We're just there to release
1:01:21
the poison and walk away .
1:01:23
Well , that's what the Okay
1:01:26
. Okay , so someone's some single
1:01:28
guys needing a poison the grabber
1:01:30
or something . Look , I'd
1:01:33
love to know what the listeners would think about
1:01:35
that little question right there .
1:01:38
And then I got another question .
1:01:40
Okay .
1:01:41
So this one's maybe a little
1:01:44
darker .
1:01:45
Oh good .
1:01:46
All right , so that's why I left it towards
1:01:48
the end of the show here and then a dark
1:01:50
note . So I've seen , I've
1:01:52
been watching and reading about these conjoined
1:01:55
twins , abby and Brittany . Right
1:01:57
, okay , they're 30 years old . Okay
1:02:00
, so it's not like they get to go out
1:02:02
and like go
1:02:04
on double dates , yeah , but If
1:02:07
you're getting ready to do the deed with one
1:02:09
, yeah and she's all for
1:02:11
it , but the other one , who has a mind
1:02:14
of her own , says no . Is
1:02:16
that rape ?
1:02:19
Oh Well , it depends . Is
1:02:21
she like what ? While , though , while
1:02:23
the two are getting added , is she like stuck
1:02:25
on there , going now ?
1:02:29
There's like hitting you with one arm
1:02:31
and yeah like go
1:02:33
like that , I mean I . Sit
1:02:36
there and I wonder . They
1:02:39
talk about dating . You know
1:02:41
like Brittany fell in love with this guy
1:02:43
. Well , what about any ?
1:02:48
She just wants to take a nap and she's like her . Do
1:02:52
they like wedge a pillow so the other one can sleep , and
1:02:54
then she's just like trying to sleep , like .
1:02:59
Like like . That's where my dark mind went this
1:03:01
week , man , because I sit there and that's
1:03:03
the first thing I think because they share , that
1:03:05
they got different organs , but they share
1:03:07
a same colon . They each operate
1:03:10
one leg and one arm , which is
1:03:12
amazing in itself .
1:03:14
But I think nowadays it would be
1:03:16
considered rape . You
1:03:19
have to have the other one , sign a consent form
1:03:21
. Yeah , every , all , everything nowadays
1:03:23
is consent . Do stupe people give
1:03:25
permission ?
1:03:26
and if she doesn't , I mean man
1:03:30
, she could be a real crack blocker .
1:03:34
How are you gonna arrest the one who did , because
1:03:37
she's connected to the other one . If she
1:03:39
goes to jail , so is she right
1:03:41
right . Oh , it's all , it's messed
1:03:43
up so I . Say
1:03:46
if we have topics like this , we're gonna get more ratings
1:03:49
. Let's keep this up .
1:03:51
If you 69 . Yeah
1:03:54
but you like make a Z , so
1:03:57
it's like a three .
1:04:01
One more . You're gonna make a swastika or some , I Don't
1:04:07
know . It's now you're getting
1:04:09
into real positions . Wow , well
1:04:11
, you're gonna put my mind subword today .
1:04:14
So I can't wait for AI to come up and
1:04:16
see what they say .
1:04:18
They're trying , I mean they're trying to get it out and all
1:04:20
sudden , because it's technically a threesome
1:04:23
, then Right and then , and
1:04:25
then the sex robot comes walking
1:04:27
into the room saying what the hell , I just went to get
1:04:29
chips .
1:04:30
And they share one vagina . So
1:04:33
, yeah , I have one an orgasm
1:04:36
and the other one's trying to sleep , but she's over
1:04:38
there moaning . Are you the man
1:04:40
?
1:04:41
That's a wet dream . She's
1:04:45
just later .
1:04:45
Hello biter Dude
1:04:48
. This , this got taken
1:04:51
to a whole new level then . I've
1:04:53
ever been on this podcast sounds
1:04:56
more like the mess hall , but
1:04:59
yeah these are questions that plague
1:05:02
mankind before we
1:05:04
leave yes , people
1:05:07
are glad we brought it back . And
1:05:10
what's the quote of the week ?
1:05:13
The quote of the week All right , actions
1:05:17
prove some , but wait , okay
1:05:19
, let me start over . Okay , actions
1:05:21
prove who somebody is , words
1:05:24
just prove who they pretend to be .
1:05:26
I Could see
1:05:28
that because you could be a big talker I'm gonna
1:05:30
do this and this and then never do it .
1:05:32
but then when you do it , you
1:05:34
prove that your words , yeah , cuz
1:05:37
I mean , and
1:05:39
Pretty much that goes for all act
1:05:41
, all parts of life , actions speak
1:05:44
louder than words is just you know . It
1:05:46
proves that they , there's , there's
1:05:48
somebody who they say they are right , right
1:05:50
.
1:05:50
So that's
1:05:53
another great quote . Do you know who
1:05:55
? Who it came from ?
1:05:58
No , it is unknown really
1:06:00
I'm not . I
1:06:04
don't know who anon I mean on Emonimus
1:06:06
is , but there was no name
1:06:08
attached to this one .
1:06:10
All right . Well , people can look up this stuff themselves
1:06:13
.
1:06:13
So I'm gonna say Scott Powers said
1:06:15
it and they'll stay . Who ? And I'll say you don't
1:06:17
know , scott Powers .
1:06:18
No , no , no . Nobody
1:06:21
knows me , man , but my mom and
1:06:23
and a few people that listen to this podcast
1:06:26
.
1:06:27
So restraining order is already coming out .
1:06:29
Right , right . But that's for Scott Powers but not
1:06:31
for my real . Which I
1:06:33
never use so , but Anyways
1:06:36
, that's all I got . I got a new song for you guys
1:06:39
this week and I don't have a title
1:06:41
for it , so we're just gonna roll right into it and
1:06:43
we will talk to you next week . James
1:06:46
, jim , jb , whatever
1:06:49
you're going by , thanks for
1:06:51
popping in and well , you're well shade
1:06:53
it again , so
1:06:56
bye .
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