I'm back! Back to make your ears bleed with my random nonsense which I try to cohesively shift together in the form of a downloadable podcast. I am Random J and I am the sex commander of this podcast. So you will listen to this.

This podcast is like a 4 course meal, without the bill, the trapped wind, and that awkward moment where you have to undo the top button of your trousers. Although you can undo your trousers to this podcast if you like. After all, I am the sex commander.

• That good month feeling
• The royal wedding #PippasPap #HarrysWilly
• I ♥ Mass effect so much that Shepard wouldn't even need a dialog wheel to get it from me.
• The smash (like a glass hit with noise) hit about lonely online gaming: None.
• Sony f**k up
• Random J radio plays...We are scientists
• Nintendo's new console: The Wii coffee cona deluxe blend machine HD
• I ♥ Mass effect so much that I don't even care that it's delayed

After months of trying really hard to scale the length of these podcasts down, I failed again. This podcast is long, but it just means there's more of me to enjoy.

I'm still waiting on the deal on my Deaf Jam recording contract to go through, so that I can release my debut album DEAFCOM 5. Until then I'll continue to put my shit out for free. Kinda like mixtapes, but not really.

Enjoy the podcast. And try not to laugh at my accent too much.

🎵 This podcast features the hit song "None". Pop perfection about what it is like to game alone on Xbox live.

🎧 Listen / stream the podcast on Spotify, Apple podcasts & Google podcasts