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Plan your trip at ococean.com. Hi

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1:32

I'm Eddie

1:34

Winslow. And

1:45

I am almost done with grad school. And this is

1:47

the read. Thanks for coming back. Thank

1:49

you. Who do you? Thanks. Thank

1:54

you. Well,

1:59

Ness. How are you? Fine,

2:02

just extremely tired. This has been the busiest week

2:04

of my life. I have so much to do

2:06

and the stress of everything

2:08

and trying to get this show done

2:10

is really, really overwhelming. So just trying

2:12

to power through and finish it anyway.

2:14

What about you? Pretty

2:17

much the same about the grad school. I

2:21

get it. I'm so

2:24

drained. I woke up 20 minutes

2:30

ago. When we were supposed to

2:32

start. Yeah. And

2:36

I'm having a hard draining

2:38

week. I also have

2:41

a show tonight. So. Well,

2:44

do we need to skip recording? Do we need

2:46

to just not do this? Oh, okay. Do you know

2:48

the week that's taken place? I'm just

2:50

saying. No, just

2:53

saying. Figure it out anyway.

2:57

All right. Let's just already black excellence this

3:00

week. I'm going to give to Luke

3:02

James. Just

3:08

personally, I recently

3:10

finished the second season

3:13

of Amazon's them.

3:16

A horror series

3:20

that I enjoyed quite a bit

3:22

this season. I liked the first

3:24

season, even though I thought it

3:26

was a bit too

3:28

graphic. Oh, yeah.

3:30

You thought that. Yeah.

3:33

Not like in terms of

3:35

violence simply just in terms

3:37

of like traumatic triggering imagery.

3:41

Got you. But

3:45

I still really enjoyed the acting and story of

3:47

divine law that is stuff. And that exists as

3:49

well in the second season. But the reason I'm

3:51

giving it a little James because he did an

3:55

excellent job with

3:57

the acting in this season. If

3:59

you haven't watched. and you can

4:02

power through horror. I suggest

4:04

you watch them season two.

4:07

And I think that Luke James deserves all of

4:09

the awards. I was little, I know

4:11

that he has acting experience. I

4:14

can't think of the last thing I saw him

4:17

act in. It was probably one of the

4:19

shows on Fox or something

4:22

like that, but wow,

4:24

he blew me away with

4:26

this performance. And

4:28

he deserves all the awards, even

4:31

though horror doesn't necessarily

4:33

get a lot of nominations

4:36

and stuff in big

4:38

time awards. Right. But

4:42

this is great, and I think it was a

4:44

perfect lane for that. Especially like supernatural horror and

4:46

stuff doesn't seem to get it. But if you

4:48

kind of dip into like true

4:51

detective territory, where it's like,

4:53

ooh, mystery and a little

4:55

more grounded, which the season

4:57

is, that's typically songs of

4:59

the lambs, Oscars, and that

5:01

kind of thing. Oh, yeah.

5:04

So yeah, I

5:06

want Luke James to win all the awards, because he did a

5:08

really, really, really good job. Everyone on this season did a good

5:11

job. But I mean, I know Pam

5:13

Grier eats it up. Deborah

5:16

from the first season, the main, main

5:18

character, I know she eats

5:20

it up. So that wasn't really that much of a

5:22

gag. The whole

5:25

series was great. OK. I'll

5:27

never ever see it, but that's nice.

5:30

Yeah, I don't think so. Nope,

5:32

nobody does. You

5:35

could watch some clips of Luke James' performance

5:37

in it, because most of it probably won't

5:39

be super scary. Like

5:42

some of the clips you watch, because I doubt they're

5:44

going to put a bunch of spoilers and stuff on

5:46

there like that. But a lot of his performance isn't

5:49

immediately like, oh, no, with

5:52

violence. Copy. Got

5:55

you. Give an idea of what he was doing. Anyway, congratulations

5:57

to everybody on the second season of that show, a little

5:59

Marvin. and all them. Great job. I really

6:01

enjoyed it. And Luke James should get all

6:04

of the awards and more roles. Now, let's

6:06

jump into a pop culture segment that

6:09

we call Hot Tots

6:14

Meet the Bottoms. One

6:19

by one, address each bottom in the

6:21

family. Yeah,

6:23

that's very good. This

6:26

has been, can I just say, like,

6:29

I knew it, like, when I heard the line in

6:31

Euphoria about back to back, I knew we were going

6:33

to get another one. You pointed it out pretty much. Yeah.

6:36

However, I wasn't ready for

6:38

the onslaught. This

6:41

nigga did not let it. At one point, I was actually

6:44

asking Kendrick to leave us alone. Yeah, I

6:47

got exhausted at a point where I was

6:49

like, I don't want it anymore. I'm tired.

6:51

My feelings are hurt. I

6:54

can't take it. And I'm tired even thinking about

6:56

it. You did a lot, sir. I mean, it

6:58

was all excellent. But it was a lot. I

7:02

think we left off at Euphoria, right?

7:04

Yeah, we did. My

7:06

god, there's so much music. OK, let's

7:08

get started. A month has happened, right?

7:12

The next day? I

7:15

woke up. It was Thursday or Friday. I

7:18

believe I woke up on the reed day.

7:22

And the girlies were like, well,

7:24

psychic. Here's another

7:26

piece of music. So

7:28

yeah, I was going to say on Friday. But then he released a

7:31

song called 616 in LA, Kendrick. My

7:35

god. And honestly, I

7:38

think 616 is a little

7:41

underrated. Oh,

7:47

it does. It is. And I think

7:49

that's because it's not on streaming. Oh, yeah. That's

7:51

fair. So people don't get to play it as much.

7:53

They have to go find it on YouTube or Instagram or whatever.

7:55

So I think that's why. This

8:00

one felt like it was mostly centered

8:02

around the fact that he's essentially saying

8:05

like, you

8:08

know, the usual, you suck, but

8:10

also, also

8:14

you lack morals, all your friends hate

8:16

you, every single body, like

8:18

all these OVO niggas can't stand your

8:20

motherfucking ass. And a part of

8:22

it is because you want to stop fucking their

8:24

bitches and stealing their music and not letting them

8:27

excuse you. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

8:29

Yep. Can't you slide up out of

8:31

this one? I

8:35

mean, oh, it was

8:37

good. Let me see what I want

8:39

to. God, my

8:41

confession is yours. But who am I if

8:43

I don't go to war? This opportunity when

8:45

living with law, if I discover myself when

8:48

I fall short, raise my hands, so fall

8:50

in the sky, fantasize, need you up and

8:52

playing it tomorrow. The lives I correspond. The

8:55

angels watching me all the time for my children

8:57

to sleep with a prayer. It goes my eyes.

8:59

Definition of peace. Tell me you're gonna stop me.

9:02

I come from love. For

9:06

me, it was the have you ever

9:08

cried with OVO? Yeah, it was the

9:10

have you ever thought that OVO is working for me?

9:12

And that was when I really gagged. Have

9:18

you ever thought that OVO is working for me?

9:20

Fake bully, I hate bullies, you must be a

9:22

terrible person. Everyone inside your team is whispering you

9:24

deserve it. Can't you see slides

9:26

above this one is just gonna resurface

9:28

every dog that I have and stay

9:30

and I'll live in your purpose. It

9:32

was fun to start to put money in

9:35

the streets, then lost money because

9:37

they came back with no receipts. I'm

9:39

sorry that I live a boring life. I

9:41

love peace. That one

9:44

really strikes record. But

9:46

war ready if the world is ready

9:48

to see you bleed the Elohim. KTW.

9:51

No, you can't sleep these in

9:53

this trouble you know the wires in

9:56

your circles. Street

10:00

smart now you have caught that

10:02

your entourage only the hustle you

10:06

I think he does now That

10:08

whole part this whole next part a hundred niggas

10:10

that you got on salary 20 of them want

10:12

you as a casualty one is actually next to

10:14

you To

10:17

them tracking tired About

10:20

the audited to tell you but let

10:22

me tell you some game cuz I

10:24

can see you my little homie you

10:26

playing dirty with Propaganda it both on

10:28

you you playing nerdy with Zac Villa

10:30

into the box But

10:33

your reality can't hide behind Wi-Fi

10:35

your little memes lose esteem that

10:37

figures you out The

10:39

forced opinion is not convincing y'all need a

10:41

new route It's

10:43

time to look around on who's

10:46

around you before you figure that you're not alone

10:48

ask what Mike would do This

10:59

was just like another little like

11:01

when the waiter comes back over to a wooden was like

11:03

you need some more water Finished

11:08

you finished a glass real quick. Yeah, it was

11:12

it felt like as much as Euphoria

11:14

was a warning like and

11:16

really when you go back and listen to euphoria now

11:18

He very Kendrick very clearly laid

11:20

out everything that has happened in the last

11:23

week like he Completely

11:25

saw it coming and he if this

11:27

was almost like Trying to be

11:29

a nice and worn Drake like nigga I

11:31

know what you're trying to do like I

11:33

know it and I'm telling you it's

11:35

not just me talking big shit I know what you

11:38

about to do because your niggas have already sent me all

11:40

of it I

11:43

got your daddy's luggage. I got like

11:45

I I know what you about to

11:47

try to do Don't

11:49

do it yourself You

11:52

cannot trust the niggas in your own home,

11:54

please listen to me why they're saying that's

11:56

why I said don't tell me I'm

12:00

begging you not to do this to you. Like

12:02

I know you think you got, you

12:05

think you cooking with a big joker. I'm telling

12:07

you right now I got the bigger one.

12:09

Don't do it. You're putting money

12:11

in the streets to try and bring it like,

12:14

you know, pull some

12:16

sort of like gag out of the

12:18

streets in terms of my business or

12:21

you know, what's going on. And you've wasted

12:23

your money a lot, a

12:25

lot like when you gamble consistently.

12:27

It's just, you

12:29

know what I mean? It makes sense that you

12:31

would just throw money to nothing because you know,

12:34

we see what's at stake, but at the same

12:36

time, girl, you

12:39

need to be worried about all the niggas around

12:41

you because they hate you. They

12:43

don't like you very much. And they tell me a lot. I'm

12:47

actually really sick of you. And yeah,

12:49

I just really hope you take heed

12:51

niggas. Like you, this doesn't have to

12:54

happen. Don't do it. But did Drake

12:56

listen? No. And you know why he

12:58

didn't? Cause Drake is not like us. He

13:00

is not of the culture. He really

13:03

thinks that his, his

13:05

biracial hijinks will get him through anything

13:07

because they mostly have. And

13:09

he decided to push through anyway. And to be

13:11

fair, Family Matters

13:14

is probably the

13:16

best Drake song ever. It's

13:19

excellent. It's great writing.

13:22

I really do think it is. I think it

13:24

is his best rapping. I can't say writing. God

13:27

only knows how many niggas wrote it. I'll give it. This

13:29

is the best rapping he has done in ages,

13:31

if not ever. I

13:37

think that's separate of it being his best

13:39

song. Okay. Maybe

13:41

his best rap song. That's

13:44

supposed to be his best R&B. I

13:47

mean, that's not, is that not on the table? That

13:49

he's a nigga. He

13:52

makes rapping for beast and R&B.

13:55

You're right. You're right. You're

13:57

right. My favorite Drake song is not. Okay,

14:01

that's fair. Okay.

14:03

Yes. I think it

14:05

strikes a best rapping ever. I don't think

14:07

you ever taught it. And in any other

14:09

beef, this would have been enough to shut

14:12

everything down. You

14:15

just went up against the wrong nigga. You went up against

14:17

the wrong nigga. I'll be honest

14:19

with you. I really like family

14:21

matters and it's because he

14:24

is rapidly rapping. Some

14:26

of the bars are very funny, but the reason I

14:28

like it the most is

14:30

because it is

14:32

hilariously tone deaf.

14:36

The amount of swings and

14:38

misses that are on here

14:40

just by virtue of you

14:43

missing or not training

14:45

for this fight or

14:47

whatever is really funny.

14:50

So it's a great rap song

14:52

and I don't even know if I can

14:55

say it's a great response because first

14:57

of all, Kendrick, the thing about this is

14:59

Kendrick is the one who is on your

15:01

ass for these two songs, right? We have

15:04

not been talking about what a step Rocky

15:06

said on that song. We have not been

15:08

talking about we have measured like we are

15:10

talking about Kendrick Lamar, 18 you two songs

15:16

deep in just the past

15:18

couple of days and like maybe half

15:20

of this song is about him. And then he's talking

15:23

about Rocky and Rick Ross and all these other things

15:25

that he, you know, I felt like he did the

15:27

whole 20 versus one thing already. If

15:29

anything, it should have been Kendrick and OVO that

15:32

you came on here addressing since he was like,

15:34

Oh, by the way, I have this picture and

15:36

all of this other information because of your friends.

15:38

So like that to me

15:40

is funny that you're still trying to read these

15:42

other girls that like really ain't said dick in

15:45

weeks. And then the other part is just like,

15:47

okay, let's go over some of it. Okay. All

15:49

right. So I'm assuming, yeah, like

15:51

the first book he hears his white

15:53

mama and she says, maybe

15:55

in the song, you shouldn't start by saying

15:58

immediately. I said it. you mad

16:00

I didn't do the clip of a friendlier in jabs you mentioned

16:02

my seed and I deal with his dad I got to go

16:04

bad I gotta go bad and so then the

16:06

beginning of it is the end of push-ups?

16:11

Oh yeah I guess so.

16:14

Which it was like I'm not surprised by

16:16

that so much because push-ups definitely ended on

16:18

like a beat change and like you still

16:21

rapping it and it ended with trying to

16:23

kick a PG. So when it

16:25

started up I'm like okay well here's the rest of

16:27

that song so you clearly had this like in the

16:29

pocket for you know when this

16:31

continues type thing let's see what you do with

16:33

it. He

16:37

goes you know who really banged and set my nigga

16:40

YG you know who really banged and set my nigga

16:42

Chuck T you know who really banged

16:44

and set out there is CB and near

16:46

closed loose cold losing sleep on this it

16:48

ain't me. I found this part

16:50

interesting for reasons I'll bring up later. Okay.

16:53

But I can't say

16:55

you know obviously he made sure to say

16:57

nigga nigga. Right we

16:59

knew you we knew you were gonna do we knew

17:01

you were. Yeah. Nobody really thought you was gonna stop

17:04

saying it nigga. Okay

17:07

and again it's like to

17:10

the hilarious tone deaf nature of it. Even

17:15

if you're saying you know who bangs

17:17

set all of these other people and

17:20

you don't Kendrick. Neither

17:22

do you. I

17:25

was just about to say and your set is

17:28

wet exactly like what where are

17:30

you going with this? The shit is

17:32

fake team. Who

17:36

brought that for you? Phaedra. I

17:39

wanted a real house life. Like

17:42

just because Kendrick like

17:46

openly and unabashedly says that

17:49

I like to go home

17:51

to my kids and

17:53

stay out of trouble as

17:55

best as possible. Does

17:57

not mean that this is not a nigga from

17:59

Compton who Okay, but

18:02

here's the thing about this right and I'm getting to it

18:04

and I'm probably gonna put my read here. Okay Like

18:09

all of this is for the gas. It doesn't have

18:11

to be It

18:13

all doesn't have to be like a hundred percent

18:17

Some of it is a key. I'll

18:19

get to that. Okay So

18:21

the next thing he says here is you

18:23

better have some paperwork or this shit fake

18:25

tea Can't be rapping about no writing

18:28

that we can't read So I would

18:30

just like to say this now Actually, I'll

18:32

start the read in a few lines down

18:34

where it becomes even more ridiculous, but fake

18:38

Team that's what I said soon as I heard

18:40

it as soon as I heard it wait

18:43

away Thank

18:49

Hmm I Mean it's true

18:51

a nigga saw me from my AP just how Metro

18:54

nigga slimed him for his main squeeze I

18:57

hear begging for attention niggas say please Always

19:00

rapping like you about to get the

19:02

slaves freed Aubrey

19:07

Graham Aubrey Drake Graham biggest

19:10

rapper container on the planet in 2024

19:13

in response to nigga saying you don't

19:15

care about the culture You don't identify

19:17

as a black person or give a

19:19

fuck about the advancement and progression of

19:21

this community You responded

19:24

to that on a song by saying

19:26

you be rapping trying to get the

19:28

slaves freed Like

19:31

present day so who was saying What

19:35

are you talking about? And with this

19:37

somehow be a bad thing free in

19:39

the place like you rapping like you About

19:43

to get the slaves free sounds like and as opposed

19:45

to what sounds like you're doing the best rapping of your

19:47

life What do you mean? Talking

19:50

about Kendrick acting like an activist how

19:52

by calling you out for your culture

19:54

vulture ways That's activism.

19:56

It very is not What

20:00

a dumbass. Just

20:02

saying anything. Even

20:05

if you take the subject matter and

20:07

direction of a lot of Kendrick's albums

20:11

and so on and so forth and try and say

20:13

that that has anything to do with activism.

20:16

Girl. Yeah.

20:18

Google it. Like read. And

20:23

this is it. Like you're a rapper

20:25

and so words, right? Like, you

20:27

have to. You're a rapper

20:30

and so words and they really do matter

20:32

but especially Oh my gosh. So much in

20:34

beef. Beef

20:36

with a person who has a Pulitzer

20:39

Prize for words. This is how you

20:41

lost and I hope you don't take it out

20:43

on the OBL niggas because they did their

20:45

very best work. Okay, the girls actually deserve

20:47

a raise. They did a good job

20:49

putting no, they don't

20:51

know the fuck they don't fire. Every

20:54

one of them. No, don't fire. Firing squad.

20:56

Firing squad. Firing squad because you

20:58

put always rapping like you about

21:01

to get the slaves freed on

21:03

a song and them niggas was

21:05

like, get hit up low, mix

21:07

it and send it to the DSP's

21:09

girly. She's gonna eat that

21:12

one. No, the fuck they don't deserve

21:14

a motherfucking black ass goddamn thing. They

21:16

wrote it. You put

21:19

they and if that

21:21

is not evidence then even more to 616.

21:24

Them niggas were like, yeah, we gonna make him play. He

21:28

didn't even go see our understanding. That's fucking

21:31

ridiculous and dumb as shit. They sent that

21:33

to Kendrick and I know they just cackled.

21:35

Kendrick and three OBL niggas. I wanted him

21:37

to be like, oh my gosh, he pointed

21:40

about on the next one. Like girl, the

21:43

amount of setups here and you're doing

21:45

he's doing his rapping and at the

21:47

same time, it's like you,

21:50

you said, okay. Okay.

21:55

Don't even go back to your hood and plant on money

21:57

trees. So you hate the girls. I fuck, but what's your.

22:00

I've been with black and white and everything

22:02

that's in between. This

22:05

song is so long. Oh my God. It's

22:08

seven minutes and something. Jesus Christ. Which

22:10

is like Euphoria was long. And

22:14

it's like the whole episode to get through Euphoria

22:16

by itself. Yeah. But

22:19

no, why? No shade. Because Euphoria

22:21

was well-written and there was a lot to talk about. It

22:24

has more depth. This

22:27

song taught me that Drake

22:30

is talented. He is like

22:32

his pocket is flow and

22:35

like literal rhyme, right?

22:38

He can have like an excellent, impressive,

22:40

unique flow on almost any beat. And

22:42

he's good at like getting stuff to

22:44

rhyme together right now. But

22:47

a lot of it is like, it doesn't

22:49

go over my head. It's pretty like right

22:51

there, what he's rhyming about. Whereas Kendrick is

22:54

like, you said, I listen to this song

22:56

and I catch a lot of it and

22:58

then an hour later I catch something else

23:00

and then the next day I'm like, Oh

23:02

shit, this means like it has, you know

23:04

what I mean? Yeah, I do. It's more

23:06

complex. Right. Um,

23:09

so black and white and everything in between

23:12

to me, it was a weird response when

23:14

this person is saying, Oh yeah, you

23:17

date children. Nobody

23:20

said that you had a racial preference. We

23:22

know that you'll fuck anything. We know

23:24

that that's not new. You,

23:27

the black Messiah, wife enough of

23:29

mixed queen and hit vanilla cream to

23:31

help out with yourself. It seems so I

23:33

guess big, this is the beginning of the

23:35

allegation or, you know, um,

23:39

that accusation of him not being

23:41

faithful, uh, really an accusation,

23:45

Kendrick has been very open about that. So

23:49

great job. I'm

23:53

some Barbie shit. I didn't want

23:55

to know what Whitney name also.

23:57

Then that was not the first time that he did

23:59

a. Bobby with me thing.

24:04

This is against Millie Bobby Brown. And that was

24:07

ridiculous. Anyway, all the

24:09

puppy love is over in your late teens.

24:11

Why you never hold your son until and

24:13

say cheese. That coming from you is crazy.

24:17

Right, like push it to force. Force

24:20

you to acknowledge that child, that white one.

24:23

We could have left the kids out of this. Don't

24:25

blame me, you a dog, you know it. You

24:28

just play sweet. You see what I'm saying?

24:30

Like all of these things rhyme quite nicely.

24:32

And I'm not even, I'm just reading it

24:34

and you can still kind of catch the

24:36

flow. But it's like, what are you saying?

24:40

Are you accusing Kendrick of being a bad

24:42

dad? Because that is rich. Ain't

24:44

no way that's coming from you. Your

24:47

very mama captions always screaming save me. Dude, they're

24:49

dirty all your life. You're trying to make peace.

24:52

I heard that one of them little kids might be day

24:54

free. So

24:56

then he accuses, he says one of

24:59

these kids is not Kendrick and

25:02

actually he was niggadee free. Cause

25:04

if your GM is your BM, secret beat

25:06

even it's all making plenty of fucking sense

25:08

to me. Aye let that shorty breathe. Shake

25:10

that ass bitch, hands on your knees. That's

25:13

a bad thing. Yeah, shake it

25:15

for free. That's cute, we get it. That's a great

25:18

song. Well not that kind of free. I'm

25:20

talking about my niggadees. I hate that. My

25:22

guy. We know what

25:24

you meant. Just let

25:27

me have it and feel smart.

25:31

I hate what rappers do. Oh

25:35

my God. Kendrick has said when you

25:37

just said, I

25:40

heard one of them kids might be day free. And then you say,

25:42

shake that ass with Drake. Now shake that ass for free.

25:44

We know what you're talking about

25:46

nigga. Well not that kind of

25:48

free. I'm talking about my nigga day. I mean I

25:50

guess he's trying to do another rhymes team here. I

25:53

guess. I guess. Yikes. Your

25:55

man a little K we caught that. We called that shit

25:57

a mini Drake. He always said I overlooked him. I was

25:59

doing. these bars go over Kenny here

26:01

no matter what I say I doubt it

26:03

I know you like to keep it short

26:06

so let me paraphrase you with smoke when

26:08

Abel hit us with the serenade niggas say

26:10

I almost started to reach for my waist

26:12

stop that to do what to do what

26:14

so maybe like his belt off to take

26:17

all this belt to adjust his waist beads

26:19

you weren't gonna do nothing stop this then

26:21

the hook from the song comes back around and I think this is

26:23

where the beat changes and a lot

26:25

of this is dedicated now to other people

26:27

that's not Kendrick so I'm gonna go over

26:29

it I mean I will say

26:32

fine the ones that are

26:34

funny the Olympic

26:37

part about I get actually when it's wartime

26:39

I ain't even really let my dick drop

26:42

nigga what the fuck I heard rate drop

26:44

nigga talking about a nose job nigga oh

26:46

zimping got a side effect of jealousy and

26:48

doctor never told y'all niggas couldn't

26:51

wait where's the plane line

26:54

that's where the plane line was no

26:58

no no that was it's the Malaysia why

27:00

not this one uh

27:03

is it I did that might be the other one

27:05

that might be the take

27:08

it to the heart part six or whatever no it's

27:10

not because I didn't listen to that oh not

27:13

you just said fuck it I'm

27:15

like crazy I don't think there's a line

27:18

about Malaysia in this song you mean the

27:20

country reference person they're

27:22

gonna someone is screaming at their fucking car

27:25

speakers right now it's still he

27:28

made a reference to um Rick

27:30

Ross's plane crashing or plane having to make

27:33

an emergency landing recently um hold

27:36

on this

27:43

was on I don't know

27:47

I know I'm not crazy okay

27:51

but yeah he mentioned the um ozempic

27:54

or whatever in there which I thought was

27:56

kind of crazy I mean oh it

27:58

is in the heart part I

28:01

told you especially considering you have your own

28:03

prescription for a zimpic why you would talk

28:05

about somebody else's wild But

28:08

I switch your heart throat with the raisin do

28:10

regret air like that one flight from Malaysia I

28:13

told you I'm not such a theme that scroll

28:15

down my timeline cuz I promise you I never

28:17

hit play on this. Uh anyway

28:22

The Olympic line was funny Is

28:25

where he goes which one of my so-called niggas which

28:27

one of my so-called niggas I guess Poked

28:31

you in a in a sensitive place, you know

28:33

drinks a little paranoid I didn't think it was

28:35

kind of cool that they like shot visuals for

28:37

the song. It was that might have explained a

28:39

little bit of The

28:42

delay, I don't know but the cinematography for

28:44

the video was really cool They went to

28:46

New Hall King the same record restaurant with

28:48

my favorite line Tell me Alright

28:54

so back to Kendrick Kendrick's over to the mouth someone

28:57

go handle my Grammy right now, thanks Where's

29:00

your uncle at cuz I want to talk to the

29:02

man of the house West Coast niggas do fades, right?

29:04

Come get this ass whooping. I'm handing him out. Do

29:06

you want to take a furov and come get his

29:08

legacy out of my house? See

29:14

this is what Kendrick said you lie about

29:16

everything you lie about

29:18

everything These

29:20

home hours change them the same change you

29:22

said you melted down you was wearing in the video So

29:25

what is the truth? a Season

29:29

desisters for hoes can't listen to lies that come

29:31

out of your mouth You

29:34

call the two pockets stayed and begged them to

29:36

sue me to get their shit down So he

29:38

never placed the cease and desist on a

29:40

fucking in French Montana song. I Don't

29:44

know but somebody had to get the two pockets state

29:46

to to force you to stop doing that because that

29:48

was horrendous I Don't

29:51

think anybody That

29:57

was a public service if he did that he did

29:59

that for the greater good. Yeah, it's

30:02

not Kendrick Lamar alone was not grossed

30:04

out. Like many people

30:06

thought that was kind of icky. So, but

30:08

again, this is what I'm saying. When you're

30:10

talking, when you pulling out fake tea and

30:13

all this other stuff is when it's like, okay,

30:17

what are we talking about? And so that

30:19

effect, you actually just reminded me, I have

30:21

to go back because my read

30:23

is in this previous part. He

30:27

has a part in here. Here

30:30

we go. He was running down my

30:32

cheek, laughing at you pussy dying. It's a

30:34

war cry. We can't music getting played in

30:36

all the spots where boys got a little

30:39

more pride. Oh Lord. That's

30:41

why your friends dip into Atlanta. Forgot

30:44

about that. What happened

30:46

to honestly, nevermind. You

30:52

have a nerve to just talk

30:54

about somebody needing receipts. Otherwise

30:57

it's fake tea. I

31:01

mean, you call them just a few

31:03

bars later, gaggie trying

31:06

to insinuate that music

31:10

being played at pride is some

31:12

sort of a dig. Furthermore,

31:15

you did just

31:17

release an album, a

31:19

whole album, which was

31:21

strictly a bunch of ketamine,

31:24

poppers sniffing, dark

31:27

room hunching, cross-eyed

31:29

drunk mess mouth, white,

31:32

red, circuit party. You

31:34

just released a

31:38

faggot album. It was FTF.

31:43

You just did. You just

31:45

did it. Do

31:49

you think they're not playing that where the

31:51

boys got a little more pride? Do you

31:53

really think this is what I'm

31:56

saying? Like, it's so like he, this

31:58

song is almost. hilarious

32:02

and yeah

32:06

but the audacity of being I'm gonna

32:08

need for you straight niggas I don't

32:10

know if it's tick-tock if it's you

32:13

know the girls that y'all are dating now

32:15

because they're all 20 or what it is

32:18

but I'm a need for you straggle

32:20

to come up off of our word

32:23

phrases and cultures and shit like that

32:25

because you motherfuckers I have something slick

32:27

to say if we're talking about saucy

32:29

Santana's visibility or a little nazis releasing

32:31

a motherfucking song but now you bitches

32:33

are out here addressing real niggas talking

32:35

about face T say something

32:37

else come up say something else

32:40

I don't want to hear no and it's not

32:42

just this nigga I've seen clips of a whole bunch

32:44

of other niggas that claim to be straight talking about

32:46

T this and T that oh yeah this is T

32:48

and that's T come off it back up

32:50

giggle us our things and get out of

32:52

our house what are you doing here yeah

32:55

what are you get out big

32:57

grown niggas being homophobic and talking

32:59

about it's giving that

33:03

was a read how you giving girl oh

33:07

that's T mama this

33:11

clock get out get out who

33:14

the fuck invited these punk get her

33:16

out of my house anyway

33:20

so that was my I'm just feeling like

33:23

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then he goes back to him. I see some, this is

35:59

Rho. I'm losing perspective on beef,

36:01

but I wanted to send beat and I'll

36:03

kill you for fun. Your daddy got robbed

36:05

by top. You stun it and Wayne like

36:07

father, like son. Anthony said that the plays,

36:09

Kojib, you charge you double for nothing. They

36:12

shook about what I'm saying, but texting your

36:14

phone like we already won. You

36:16

tell me what I shouldn't say, but fuck it. My

36:18

nigga is already done. We

36:20

already know it's a 20 B one. We already know

36:23

why you went number one. It's clearly because

36:25

of the boy. The honorable thing is to

36:27

give me the loot. You ride about, fuck

36:29

the big three. It's only big D

36:31

and there's video proof. Her

36:35

son should go play at the park to light skin

36:38

kids. That shit would be cute. Have

36:40

you seen what Kendrick Lamar's son looks like? Your

36:43

son is white. I'm actually you. Oh no, I

36:45

have. Yeah, yeah. Of course I'm

36:48

saying them little children. So first

36:50

of all, uh, are

36:52

you sure? Are

36:55

you sure these kids are light skinned? I don't, that's

36:57

not the word I would use to describe them. They

36:59

own the cover of the album. That's not the word

37:02

I would use to describe that

37:04

little boy. He's, I would not say

37:06

that, but also acting like you, your

37:08

child and Kendrick's child or anywhere near

37:10

the same color. They not

37:12

even the same race. You need to quit playing. I

37:16

think it's adorable. I have nothing negative. Oh no.

37:19

Stan Adonis. Stan Adonis. We're

37:21

talking Kendrick's children

37:24

from the photos I've seen outside of

37:26

that cover. I don't even

37:28

know if them his kids, but I

37:31

have seen that they posted

37:33

those kids are on

37:36

like no one would confuse them

37:38

for anything besides black. Adonis

37:42

is incredibly fair skinned, literally wider

37:44

than you. Mostly

37:48

white. He's white. White.

37:51

I don't know why. Okay. Anyway,

37:54

he tried real hard on this and

37:56

the thing is he sounds really good, but

37:58

my problem with these. Beast is always

38:01

or with most, you

38:03

know, diss records or whatever is always that

38:05

you can sound great. But if you just

38:07

making shit up and just saying

38:09

shit, then it don't get the same. It

38:11

don't, it can still sound good, but it's

38:13

not gonna get the same as if what he

38:15

was saying was true. I know not to you and not

38:17

to a lot of people. But

38:19

here's the thing. I process

38:22

it different. I don't believe like, man, shit,

38:24

and none of these niggas are talking about

38:26

to be honest with you, except for the

38:28

stuff that's like, playing this day or kind

38:30

of in my face or stuff that's been

38:33

addressed. The quote unquote, T for me, it's

38:35

all a key. Like this is not, you

38:38

can write for drugs. I don't

38:40

like none of this stuff needs

38:42

to really be 1000%. You know what

38:44

I mean? Like a first course go, you're

38:47

gonna come on here and say, whoop, think

38:49

about sheath or oh

38:51

yeah. Okay. You know what I mean?

38:53

Like, I didn't believe everything that Remy Ma was

38:55

saying on Nicki on that song. It was a

38:57

gag and it rhymes and it was brutal. And

38:59

from there you can come on here if you

39:01

want to and be like, girl, you lying, you

39:03

know that we can put that

39:05

shit to bed. I'm not finished up here and hold

39:08

too much of anything over anybody's

39:10

head. Do I believe that this nigga has an

39:12

11 year old daughter somewhere? I don't fucking know.

39:14

I fully

39:16

believe it's possible. Of course

39:19

it's possible. I think the chances

39:21

of that being true are about as

39:24

close to the chances that Kendrick is beating

39:26

up his wife and one of his kids

39:28

and his. Like this is just, this is

39:30

gaggery. It's

39:32

part of the key to me. I'm

39:35

not, what I say, the difference for me

39:37

though is like I'm not gonna run to the internet

39:40

or any conversation about this

39:42

beast acting as if

39:44

these things are legitimate. You know

39:46

what I mean? Like I can have a key

39:48

about it and be like, oh my God, not

39:50

a whole verse to a daughter girl. I laugh.

39:53

But like, that's it. So

39:56

you're right in that you

39:59

should have real shit to say and

40:01

not just stuff that you're pulling out of

40:03

the sky. Cause then anybody's beef with anybody

40:05

and just say anything. At

40:08

what point do things matter? I

40:11

guess maybe I just don't picture myself to be better. Well,

40:17

I would not have thought this many

40:19

people were, nevermind. That's not true. I knew

40:21

Drake had a lot of fans, but the number

40:23

of full grown men who are

40:25

like falling all over themselves to, to dick

40:27

ride Drake right now is insane to me.

40:29

Like I, I did not see that coming.

40:32

I didn't. And I think it's much easier

40:34

to believe the shit Kendrick is saying about

40:36

Drake because the shit Kendrick says about Drake

40:39

is stuff that the rest of us have also

40:41

seen play out when

40:43

Drake, when Kendrick talks about you going to Atlanta

40:45

and taking elements from different niggas so you can

40:47

stay relevant. We saw that happen when he

40:49

calls you a pedophile. We've seen stories

40:52

and videos of you being weird

40:54

with teenagers over the years. Nigga,

40:56

like it's much easier to believe

40:58

that because we can also see

41:00

it. But you talking about you,

41:02

you clowning Kendrick cause what? He

41:04

didn't marry somebody. Are you kidding?

41:07

Like, that's what I mean.

41:09

It's like when we're talking about this stuff that

41:12

we, like, there's, we've

41:14

seen or we have like whatever

41:16

around that and you're, you

41:19

know, beating that up, which I think is

41:21

mostly what Kendrick has done. Yeah. Right.

41:23

He's, he's really sucked

41:26

the thing that we believe or

41:28

know to be true just by our

41:31

own perspective. Um, so

41:34

that's why that's what hits hardest than when

41:36

you're like, oh yeah, girl. And you also

41:38

got a nose job and a, a, a

41:40

facelift. I'm just kind

41:42

of like, that's hilarious. I don't need

41:44

to be sure. And of all the,

41:46

Drake did not deny that BBL. He

41:49

did not deny that BBL. No,

41:51

he's gotten worked.

41:54

He denied the nose job and

41:56

it doesn't look like he has

41:58

a drastically different. knows than he

42:01

ever did, which makes me feel like,

42:03

okay, he ain't got no nose on

42:05

me. It's just funny. But he ain't

42:07

saying nothing about that waistline. He said

42:09

nothing. And girl, let's... Don't

42:13

play real curvy. No

42:15

etch-in. No etch-in. But even when he denied

42:17

the daughter, he said, you know, like, I dare

42:19

somebody to find proof that I have an 11-year-old

42:21

daughter. Okay, so what, she's 10, she's 12, she's

42:23

13. Like, I just

42:25

feel like Drake is that type of nigga

42:27

who will deny it using very specific words,

42:29

so that is true. Like saying Drake is not

42:32

a name you'll see on a sexist times list.

42:34

Yeah, because that's not... Your

42:36

name is Aubrey. That's what... Your legal

42:39

name. Right. It's stuff like that, where I'm like,

42:41

okay, so how old is she then? Black

42:45

and Berry's Souter juice, we get that you like to

42:47

put ginny-er juice. We get that you think that you

42:50

bishopen juice. That was funny.

42:52

That was. That was a great one. That was...

42:54

That was hilarious. That was really funny. Shout-outs to

42:56

whoever wrote that line. Is

42:58

it self-defense because she's bigger than you? Your

43:01

back is up against the curb. You digging for

43:03

dirt. Should be digging for proof. Why did you

43:05

move to New York? Is it because you live

43:07

in that bachelor life? Proposed in 2015,

43:09

but don't want to make her your actual life.

43:11

I'm guessing this wedding ain't happening right, because we

43:13

know the girls that you actually like, your darky

43:16

secrets that come in the light, it's only your

43:18

face like what happened in life. This

43:21

is another thing, like many people have seen Whitney

43:24

in that penthouse apartment back and forth

43:26

in New York and stuff like that.

43:28

There's no evidence that like he's

43:31

living separate of her in New York, but... And

43:33

I don't care if they broke up. I don't.

43:35

I care if he hit her. What is that?

43:37

But I don't care if they broke up. Drake acts

43:39

like he never broke up with somebody. Like he with

43:42

his baby mama. Be serious. Right.

43:46

Also, it's just like the whole... What

43:50

are we doing with the... What

43:53

are we doing with the like, oh, domestic

43:55

violence. That's not okay. You just shouted out

43:57

Chris Brown at the time, but it's got...

44:00

Damn song he only like you I'm

44:02

not I don't think none of

44:05

these niggas are particularly stand-up guys So

44:08

and this is why I say out of

44:10

boy rap for the most part anyway Cuz

44:12

most of y'all are misogynistic as shit when

44:14

it comes right down to it even be

44:17

very talented ones like Kendrick Be and and

44:19

I appreciate mr. Morel and honestly, I'm glad

44:21

it re-entered the billboard charts or whatever

44:23

cuz I mean a lot of you Niggas

44:26

who need to hear what he was rapping about

44:28

on that album are listening to it But yes

44:30

niggas be misogynistic. They be fucked up They be

44:32

really invested in patriarchy and they let that shit

44:34

out all throughout their music Which is why I

44:36

don't even get into it until y'all actually start

44:39

getting fun like this. I Leave

44:41

boy rap alone. Otherwise a lot

44:44

of people feel Alone

44:48

in New York City is that supposed to hurt

44:50

my feelings? I

44:54

See I'm not Michael Jackson. Oh, yeah, you're

44:56

really not part of the culture Mike was

44:59

praying his features with chains so people would

45:01

believe he's actually white What

45:04

I don't you said that about the

45:06

Michael Joseph Jackson. That's what you think

45:09

Yeah, I heard this. I was like, I don't want him to

45:11

say nigga anymore Before

45:16

I felt like you were not being fair but now

45:21

It's almost like he knew we should like watch out

45:23

he cut like how he comes back to what's the

45:25

matter just you just watch now Yeah,

45:28

yeah, you say nigga. It feels to taste different

45:30

my girl and it's not cuz another Kendrick Say

45:33

it's because you can't with his motherfucking song by

45:35

way of all the OVO Fellas

45:37

and say now he brat like he's trying

45:39

to get the slaves free as

45:43

opposed to worry in keeping

45:45

them in bondage Stealing from

45:47

them and they're pacifying them This

45:53

was like I said

45:55

the content aside lyrical content

45:57

aside this was some of the best work has

46:00

ever done as far as I'm concerned and

46:02

the video really helps sell it especially

46:04

for the I need a

46:07

visual generation and

46:09

had Kendrick not good luck with

46:11

that had Kendrick not

46:13

pulled out meet the ground 20

46:15

minutes later I

46:17

want you to understand the experience

46:20

that took place for

46:22

me on this evening this particular

46:25

evening that this happened yeah I

46:29

got no time to

46:31

breathe I listen to this motherfucking

46:33

song I went on the internet and

46:35

sort of reacted to the fake t-line

46:38

because I still so

46:43

now it's like there are GL niggas over there

46:45

too for sure but like

46:48

I didn't

46:50

even get to react to it I should have

46:52

been no no T thing and it was getting

46:54

ready to say well you know the rapping is

46:56

great but that is right and

46:59

somebody responded to that initial tweet it was

47:01

like girl Kendrick already responded to what

47:03

to the song

47:05

that just came out 20 minutes ago

47:07

that I just finished girl here's the

47:10

link Hendrick already heard it like

47:12

he told you you have a leak

47:14

there's a mole in the house I've

47:17

already heard this I've been preparing for it

47:19

meet the grams been ready it's been ready

47:21

as a response to family matters been

47:25

ready nigga why

47:27

didn't you listen oh Lord

47:30

baby I was we went

47:32

to DC this weekend for kids bridal

47:35

shower Nakia Nakia's bridal shower

47:37

and so it was just you

47:41

already knew that but and

47:43

so you know it's

47:45

just me and the

47:47

girls and we were

47:49

gay ginga I mean we sat

47:52

there play family matters was like okay I don't like that nigga

47:54

but this is good you know like I can't I can't front

47:56

this is good child did

47:58

not even get up to

48:00

wash my face before I meet

48:02

the grams came out. There's

48:05

a traitor amongst us. There's

48:14

a traitor amongst us. Okay,

48:18

so it was

48:21

just like, I think I was going, a

48:24

friend of mine was having his birthday was

48:26

his weekend and he invited me out. So

48:29

the throttle skating thing. And

48:33

so I was literally like, I had

48:35

listened to the song after I got

48:37

out the shower and stuff like that. To meet the,

48:40

not meet the grands, to family matters. And

48:42

it was just like, oh wow, you know, the video's good.

48:45

The video has some opinions on

48:48

some of the lyrics. But again, it was like, boom,

48:51

boom, boom. I put all my little jeans

48:53

on for the fuck. We

48:55

looked at the response to

48:57

the thing I treated three

49:00

minutes ago. And

49:02

the girls were like, here, here, here's the

49:05

link. Just,

49:07

I don't even know what to say.

49:09

And so I pulled the, mind

49:11

you, I watched the video, the family matters video

49:14

song, whatever, through YouTube on my big TV with

49:16

the sound bar. I could

49:18

get like it off. So then I put on meet

49:20

the grands the same way as I'm

49:22

getting dressed. This

49:25

song started off,

49:27

this nigga says, dear Adonis, I'm sorry

49:29

if the man is your father, let

49:32

me be honest. Chris,

49:34

I fell. I fell. I

49:37

fell. It was a strong

49:40

wind. I just lifted me

49:42

off of alternative. I

49:44

was just like, it felt like I

49:46

had been gut punched like anime style where

49:48

the spit just comes flying out

49:50

of you. That's

49:53

like, what?

49:56

Like immediately I was just

49:58

like. Oh my

50:01

God. And you gotta think. I'm

50:04

thinking like, okay, he clearly said on

50:06

you for gay and shit, you bring

50:08

up my family. It's like, it's

50:11

that. And so a lot of what

50:13

Drake does on family matters, specifically that

50:15

last part is talking about, you know,

50:18

his relationship with, his, with Whitney, the

50:21

legitimacy of one of his kids. Uh,

50:24

you know, all of this other stuff. So

50:26

it was literally like he was sitting there.

50:28

He heard the song went lies. That

50:32

nigga rolled a blank. Struck

50:34

a mess, not even a lighter. He

50:37

lit that bloke with a, with a

50:40

harsh match and

50:42

pressed a red button. I

50:44

could not take it. He was like, okay,

50:46

so let me start. You're a

50:48

Don is I'm sorry that the manager father, let

50:50

me be honest. It takes a man to be

50:52

a man. Your dad is not responsive. I look

50:54

at him and wish your grandpa would have wore

50:56

condoms. I'm sorry that you got to grow up

50:58

and then stand behind him. Life is hard. I

51:00

know the challenge is always going to beat us

51:02

home. Sometimes our parents make mistakes or effects until

51:04

we grown. This is the thing that like, not

51:06

even just eating you. He

51:09

it's like his perspective. You

51:12

were so right that like, you can't trust none of

51:14

these niggas. I don't know them. I don't know, you

51:17

know, what they'd be doing in the dark. I

51:20

know that I like music. I

51:22

love my culture. And it's

51:25

like he's sometimes our parents

51:27

make mistakes that affect us until we grown, which

51:29

is a lie. That

51:31

is a line for Adonis and for Aubrey.

51:34

Hey, you're a good kid that

51:36

needs good leadership. Let me be your

51:39

mentor since your daddy don't teach you

51:41

shit. Never

51:45

20 minutes later, 20 minutes.

51:50

Never let a man piss on your legs,

51:52

son. Either you die right there, pop them

51:54

in and a hit, son. Never fall in

51:56

the escort business. That's bad religion. Please remember

51:58

you could be a bitch. even if

52:00

you got big. God, this is so good. I'm

52:02

like, okay, what's wrong with that? I

52:05

scored the naked asshole. Absolutely. Just

52:08

saying. Why the sex worker leave that straight?

52:12

The way that I was holding my breath. Yeah,

52:17

same. I was like, please

52:19

don't say nothing. Please not.

52:21

Don't say anything homophobic. Please

52:24

don't say anything transphobic. Please don't say anything

52:26

transphobic. I've been asking for that the whole

52:28

time. The whole time. Ever since you mentioned

52:30

it, I was just like, when I heard

52:32

this, I was just literally holding my

52:34

breath hoping he didn't. He skated pretty

52:36

close when he told Sandra that Drake

52:38

grew a beard because he understood that

52:42

being a beard is more of his speed. I'm like,

52:44

you're getting close. You're getting close, but I'm going to let

52:46

it rock. You're getting close.

52:50

Never close to which whether right or wrong, girl.

52:52

No, this was literally this line where he called

52:54

the daughter so black, man. Never

52:56

close to which whether you're whether right or wrong,

52:58

you're a black man. Even if it don't benefit

53:01

your goals, do some pushups, get some discipline. Don't

53:03

cut them corners like your daddy did. Fuck what

53:05

those epic did. Don't pay to pay to pay.

53:07

Mind you, the cover of Meet the Grams is

53:09

the cover of 660 or was

53:12

the cover of 616 LA zoomed out. Right.

53:16

Seriously, seeing in LA was just a Maybach

53:19

glove on. I

53:21

don't even think I realized it was a shirt at the time. Right.

53:24

But zoomed back, it seems to be his

53:26

dad stuff. There's

53:29

like his pill, his ozempic

53:31

prescription with his name. Drake's.

53:34

Drake prescription with his name

53:36

on it. All these

53:38

like sleeping pills. Oh,

53:41

okay. For sleeping pills. Yeah. And

53:44

I said when when this came out, I saw

53:46

being Kia and Jade were like

53:48

analyzing it. And I was like, well, maybe

53:50

Drake has diabetes. And that's why he

53:53

has the sozempic prescription. Jade made that

53:55

same face and said, bitch, no. I

54:00

like do we all forget a zim big did

54:02

have a purpose before all y'all decided you really

54:04

wanted to lose 20 pounds A zimpic really does

54:07

have like medicinal quality like it's a medicine. It's

54:09

really it does something For

54:12

people that it's for it

54:14

should be it should be for people that Need

54:17

it medically. Yes So

54:20

I said maybe he has diabetes and Jay

54:22

said bitch. Don't play with me that

54:24

nigga. Do not have diabetes I think

54:26

people who are also have like who

54:30

have health complications due to their

54:32

weight or something like that take

54:35

it sometimes but like I've

54:39

only ever seen it marketed as a diabetic

54:41

drug, but it probably does yeah But

54:45

then it is just it does now seem

54:48

to be like yeah This

54:53

is me trying to be fair I'm

54:55

like maybe you know, I

54:57

think it's beautiful that she tries But

55:01

nobody else thought that that didn't even cross

55:03

nobody else's mind it would have never come

55:08

Yes Kendrick

55:11

told a dot is to stay away from

55:13

the zimpic stay away from

55:15

them ab surgeries don't pay membership

55:21

Understand no throwing rocks and hiding hands. That's

55:23

law. Don't be ashamed about who you with. That's

55:25

how he treats your mom So

55:28

have a kid to hide Don't

55:31

have don't have a kid to hide a kid

55:33

to hide again Be sure five percent

55:35

will comprehend but 95 is lost Be

55:39

proud of who you are your strength comes

55:41

from within all the superstars That's real, but

55:43

your daddy ain't one of them and you

55:45

nothing like him. You'll carry yourself. It's king Can't

55:48

understand right now. Just play this for you You

55:53

imagine regardless of whatever the fuck

55:56

Relationship you have with your dad and how you look

55:58

at him for the rest of your life of the

56:00

most scathing hip hop disc records of

56:02

all time. So I have a verse

56:04

that is simply dedicated to you and

56:07

how shitty your daddy is as men.

56:09

And even in specifically as it relates

56:11

to his relationship with you and your

56:13

mother. Yeah. Yep. My

56:16

God. It was pretty iconic. And then he went

56:18

right to Drake's mama. And

56:23

actually went pretty easy on Sandra. Just said, I

56:25

hope you not. I'm glad. So

56:27

you said, I hope you not co-signing his fuckery.

56:29

Because you know, he do women wrong. You

56:31

a woman. So you know, I hope.

56:33

I mean, she literally, if all the other

56:35

folks, maybe you shouldn't start.

56:38

Yeah. I

56:40

don't leave that suburban white lady alone.

56:43

She'd really just be looking like she at

56:45

home brewing, post-it, and then just like. He

56:47

saved that smoke for Dennis. Shoot

56:51

Dennis the fuck up. But to

56:53

your point, I really like that.

56:56

Never close to which whether you're right or wrong, you're

56:58

a black man line. It's like for all the girls

57:00

who try to run up on here and act

57:02

like Kendrick is shooting

57:05

on him, on Drake, simply for being

57:07

half white. And that

57:09

is why he is that is like. He's

57:13

made it clear. I think if you listen

57:16

to anything before that, that

57:18

that's not the issue. So if you

57:20

didn't catch that before, just you

57:23

know, with sense, him referring to

57:25

Drake Fun, who is white,

57:28

or far whiter than him at

57:30

least. I call

57:32

that boy white. I know y'all don't. But I don't.

57:34

He still has the 5% or whatever, the 5 drop,

57:37

the 1 drop there. That was a nation of Islam thing.

57:39

But you know, what can all of us do? Two

57:45

things can be true. That's what makes it clever. I

57:49

thought that that was like a solid point. Like

57:51

ain't nobody trying to take this like points from

57:53

this bigger because his mom is white. We

57:56

take the points from this bigger because he's

57:58

white. I'm like, yes. It's

58:01

his behavior and the choice of words and things

58:03

that he does. You move like a colonizer. You

58:05

are literally not one of us. Like,

58:08

you just are not. You didn't grow

58:10

up with niggas. Dear

58:13

Sandra, your son got some habits I hope you

58:15

don't undermine them, especially with all the girls that

58:18

hurt inside this climate. You a woman so

58:20

you know how it feels to be in

58:22

alignment with emotion. Hoping a man can see

58:24

you. Imagine this versus like, this nigga hates

58:26

you and he has a verse

58:28

to your mama. Like, your mama. Like,

58:30

like a girl. Keep

58:34

it real cute. You a woman

58:36

so you know how it feels to be in

58:38

alignment with emotion. Hoping a man can see you

58:40

and not be blinded. Moving on. Dear Dennis. You

58:45

gave birth to a master manipulator, even

58:47

using you to prove who he is

58:49

with a huge favor. No.

58:53

Shame. No

58:56

shame. Yes, because you

58:58

need Dennis real bad. Dennis was your-

59:01

He helped. Like,

59:03

he did from a heavy lifting

59:05

in an early no beard days.

59:09

Without Dennis, you just Jack Harlow. So

59:14

I think you should ask for

59:16

more paper and more paper and

59:19

more, more paper. I'm

59:24

blaming you for all his gambling addiction,

59:26

psychopath, intuition, the man that likes to

59:28

play victim. You raised a horrible fucking

59:30

person. That is

59:32

so good. The nerve of you, Dennis. Right?

59:35

Like, I wasn't even like, he just, I

59:37

love that line. It's so good. It's just

59:39

right there on the nose. Like yeah, I'm

59:41

gonna do triple entendre like this bitch nigga

59:43

asked me to. But ultimately, you raised a

59:45

horrible fucking person. Right there. Then

59:47

and there. So I'll just sit down. What I'm

59:49

about to say is heavy. Now listen. Your

59:52

son's a sick man with sick thoughts. I think

59:54

niggas like him should die. Him and

59:56

Wyeth's son should get fucked up in the cell for the

59:58

rest of their lives. hates black women, hyper-sexualize

1:00:01

them with the kinks of an info fetish

1:00:03

for facial hair because he understood being a

1:00:05

beard just to fit him better. There

1:00:07

you go. He has sex offenders on ho-vio

1:00:10

that he keep on a monthly allowance. A

1:00:12

child should never be compromised and he keep

1:00:14

his child around him. We gotta raise our

1:00:16

daughters knowing that predators like him lurk in

1:00:18

fuck a rat battle. He should die. So

1:00:20

all these women can live with a purpose.

1:00:23

I've been in the industry telling beers, I'm telling all

1:00:25

the secrets, some weird shit going on, some of the

1:00:27

artists here, we'll police it. They be

1:00:30

streamlining victims all inside of their home and

1:00:32

calling them Tinder. Then

1:00:34

leaked videos of themselves to further push

1:00:36

their agenda. Like somebody's

1:00:38

dick video that came out a few weeks back. I

1:00:41

was like, oh yeah, a Megan Thee Stallion

1:00:44

song comes out where she's talking about his

1:00:46

etched abs and being shaped by

1:00:48

a girl and everybody's making fun of him and all of a

1:00:50

sudden his dick comes out. Cat

1:00:52

Williams said, get you the truth, so I'm getting my eyes,

1:00:54

the empathy about the girl that's only a matter of time.

1:00:58

Hey LeBron, keep the family away. Hey Curry, keep the

1:01:00

family away. Anybody that embodies the love for their kids,

1:01:02

keep the family away. If you're looking at you too,

1:01:04

if you stand by them, keep

1:01:06

the family away. I'm looking to shoot. Do

1:01:09

any perverts that live, keep the family safe.

1:01:12

And then last, well, verse

1:01:15

three, sorry. Sorry. Verse

1:01:19

three is for quote

1:01:21

unquote baby girl. It is an entire verse

1:01:23

that is directed towards

1:01:28

an alleged 11 year old girl

1:01:30

that Drake fathered and has not

1:01:32

publicly acknowledged. And does not raise.

1:01:36

Yeah, and allegedly doesn't raise. And it's

1:01:38

basically directed at him as if like,

1:01:40

damn, must suck to

1:01:43

hear this nigga's music all the time and

1:01:45

like get no acknowledgement from him, but that's

1:01:47

okay. You know what I'm

1:01:49

saying? You're beautiful and valid and I can't.

1:01:52

Not your fault, your daddy is not in your

1:01:55

life. I actually thought this was, I mean,

1:01:57

it's disrespectful as shit, but it's pretty nice. If

1:01:59

you are the. 11 year old girl hearing

1:02:01

it. Like the message of,

1:02:03

you know, baby, it's not your fault that

1:02:05

your daddy is not there because children internalize

1:02:07

shit like that. When adults don't

1:02:09

show up for kids, kids don't think something's wrong

1:02:11

with that nigga. They think something's wrong with me. And

1:02:14

so I, yes, this

1:02:17

was highly disrespectful, but

1:02:20

for him to say, you know, I made Mr.

1:02:22

morale so that babies like you can cope and

1:02:25

get your confidence up. Yeah. You got

1:02:27

a gift to change the world and

1:02:29

to change your father's mind. It's

1:02:31

probably, they're probably didn't care, claim him neither.

1:02:34

Like, yeah, if this person exists and

1:02:36

somewhere heard this song, yeah. Nice

1:02:39

thing to hear. And the last person is

1:02:41

a dear Arby verse. I

1:02:43

mean, you're probably thinking I wanted to crash a party, but

1:02:45

truthfully I don't have a hate and bone in my body.

1:02:47

This is supposed to be a good exhibition within the game.

1:02:49

But you fucked up the moment you called it my family's

1:02:51

name. Why you had to stoop

1:02:54

so low to discredit some decent people and I

1:02:56

guess integrity is lost in the metaphors, don't you?

1:02:58

And I like to understand, cause your house

1:03:00

is never a home, 37, but you

1:03:02

showing up as a seven year old

1:03:04

with not being able to problem, strengthen

1:03:06

problems, pill popping and spending problems, bad

1:03:08

with money, whore house, soliciting the women

1:03:10

problems. Therapy is a lovely start. But

1:03:13

I suggest some ayahuasca. Yeah. I

1:03:16

try to empathize with you cause I know that

1:03:18

you ain't been through nothing. Crazy problem. I

1:03:20

want to be like so bad that it's puzzling. No

1:03:23

dominance, there's three cat moments we didn't fit in.

1:03:25

No secret chain shake with your friend.

1:03:27

Just culture, cajade of bands just disrespecting

1:03:30

your mother. Identities on the fence don't

1:03:32

know which family will love you.

1:03:34

The skin that you live in is

1:03:36

compromised in personas. Can't

1:03:38

channel your masculine even when standing next

1:03:40

to a woman. You a body shamer,

1:03:43

you gonna hide. Them baby mamas ain't

1:03:45

just. I mean, well, the

1:03:47

BBL jokes. You

1:03:50

embarrassed of them, that's not right. That ain't

1:03:52

how mama raised us. Take that mask off,

1:03:54

I want to see what's under them achievements.

1:03:56

Why believe you never gave us nothing to

1:03:58

believe that you lied about. religious

1:04:00

views. Thank you. You lied about your third

1:04:02

dream. This, I absolutely

1:04:05

lived for the last part of this

1:04:07

verse. The whole song really, but especially

1:04:09

this. Well, I believe you, you never

1:04:11

gave us none to believe in. Yeah,

1:04:13

this whole part. You lied about religious

1:04:15

views. You lied about your surgery. You

1:04:18

lied about your accent, your past and all

1:04:20

of the previous. You lied about your

1:04:22

ghost writers, you lied about your crew members, they all

1:04:24

pussy, you lied on them, I know they all got

1:04:26

you in them. You lied about your son, you lied

1:04:29

about your daughter, you lied about the other kids that's

1:04:31

out there. You lied about

1:04:33

the only artists that can offer you some help.

1:04:35

Fuck a rap battle. This is a long life

1:04:37

battle with yourself. Thought

1:04:40

that was really well done. This

1:04:43

song like felt like a heart moving. Yes,

1:04:45

it was the beat. It

1:04:48

was the creepy ass beat. And then he came in

1:04:51

with that low ass voice.

1:04:53

Like, I hate to have

1:04:55

to do this. I really do hate to have to. All the

1:04:57

songs are very different.

1:04:59

They're all expressed very

1:05:02

different. A lot of the subject matter

1:05:04

and the like direction of an angle

1:05:06

of each of them is pretty specific.

1:05:09

Even when it kind of does repeat some

1:05:11

of the themes from, you know, maybe another

1:05:13

song. But girl, he

1:05:17

wasn't done. Like I listened to this song and

1:05:21

I'm like, OK, Euphoria could literally

1:05:23

just chop this up and we could have just

1:05:25

been done. Then six sixteen and the light came

1:05:27

and blew my wig off out of nowhere. Then

1:05:30

the singer put off any matters. Kendrick

1:05:32

responded with one of the meanest yet

1:05:35

like profound and considerate.

1:05:39

Yet like. I

1:05:41

don't give a fuck ass diss records

1:05:43

ever again within the

1:05:45

hour. Literally,

1:05:49

nigga was not even had not even

1:05:51

got through the video. Emmy

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1:06:18

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1:06:34

then the next day... Drake,

1:07:04

this is the worst possible timing for me. I

1:07:07

wish one of y'all had asked me was this a

1:07:09

good time for y'all to be doing this, but... So

1:07:12

they, you know, it had been so much and

1:07:14

I felt like Kendrick

1:07:17

had easily... Well, not... Okay,

1:07:19

let me not say easily, because again,

1:07:21

Family Matters was excellent, but

1:07:23

the combination of Euphoria's 616 in

1:07:25

LA and Meet

1:07:27

the Grams, I thought that's it. Like, girl, you

1:07:29

cannot. There's nothing you can do. Family Matters is

1:07:31

good, not good enough. But the

1:07:34

actual nail in the coffin was mustard on

1:07:36

the beat hole. Because

1:07:39

one thing that the OV Hoes have

1:07:41

been crying about for

1:07:43

the past week online is that

1:07:45

they can't shake ass to none

1:07:47

of these diss records and they don't

1:07:49

have no replay value. And for whatever

1:07:52

reason, this is what Drake stans care

1:07:54

about. And so what y'all got was

1:07:57

something to shake your ass to in the club.

1:08:00

got that. I mean, you asked for

1:08:02

it. Shaking has come in. Oh, the

1:08:04

entire data. Tell you someone

1:08:06

who is currently living in Los Angeles.

1:08:09

I mean, you're someone who is currently present on

1:08:11

the West Coast of the United States. You're in

1:08:14

trouble, bro. They

1:08:17

are going. And

1:08:20

it makes all the sense. It

1:08:23

is a DJ mustard produced beat.

1:08:26

It's so L.A. You can crazily

1:08:28

catch it. It is so

1:08:30

early. And more. This could have been a song

1:08:32

that had nothing to do with Drake. It could

1:08:34

have just been a celebratory laugh. You know, like

1:08:36

this could have just been like, all right, I'm

1:08:38

gonna make a hit record just because no,

1:08:40

no. Must

1:08:43

on a BOD bow and you rap nigga.

1:08:45

He a free throw man down, calling Amber

1:08:47

Lamb's tail and breathe road, nail a nigga

1:08:49

to the cross. He walk around like Tzo.

1:08:51

What's up with these jabroni ass niggas trying

1:08:53

to see Compton? I

1:08:56

just love bringing your brain back. Why

1:08:58

not? Why not? Why

1:09:00

not? Do

1:09:03

the kids even know what that means? No. The

1:09:06

industry can hate me. Fucking mall and a

1:09:08

mama. How many apps you really got? I

1:09:10

mean, there's too many options. I'm going to

1:09:13

pass on his body. I'm shocked. And

1:09:16

my favorite beat your ass and hide

1:09:18

the Bible of God watching. Sometimes

1:09:21

you got to pop out of your shoulder. But

1:09:24

you know, one of the school with him, walk him

1:09:26

down. Oh, no, no, no, no. Extra

1:09:30

shit. I

1:09:32

heard you like me. You better

1:09:35

not go to work. Danny

1:09:37

Bishop talks to me in love. Make

1:09:40

sure you hide your little sister from I thought

1:09:42

that was a better way to get. Oh, no,

1:09:44

no, no. They tell me Chas

1:09:46

only want to get your hand me down and party

1:09:49

at the party playing with his nose. Oh, I got

1:09:51

a weird case. Well,

1:09:55

I see. And we've been to back and not nice

1:09:57

a weird case. And I guess now we're talking about

1:09:59

it again. Certified lover

1:10:01

boy, certified pedophiles. While

1:10:10

you're trolling like a bitch, ain't you tired trying

1:10:12

to strike a cord and

1:10:14

it's probably a minor. And

1:10:20

then goes into an incredibly patchy

1:10:23

hook, which has been stuck in

1:10:25

my head since our hair day and also

1:10:27

has fulfilled my desire. I'm like, girl, it's

1:10:29

May. Where are the summer bops? And there

1:10:31

it is. It's supposed to be hot girl

1:10:33

summer. Like, you know what I mean? Like

1:10:35

where, where, where's the summer music? Like

1:10:37

the girlies should be putting out summer

1:10:39

songs in like April-ish. Where, where,

1:10:42

what's, what's T? What's going on? Careful, it

1:10:44

was like, don't worry. Don't worry about it.

1:10:46

I got it. There's

1:10:50

three verses on this song

1:10:53

too. Like, you think the bagel let

1:10:55

you disrespect cock nigga? I think that Oakland show

1:10:57

gon' be over with cock nigga. I'm very curious. I

1:11:00

would cancel my Oakland show. I was just like, I

1:11:02

would not even go. Oakland San

1:11:04

Diego, San Francisco. I wouldn't go nowhere

1:11:06

in California if I was you. I'm

1:11:08

not going to Phoenix. I'm not going

1:11:11

to Vegas. Like, I don't want to

1:11:13

go nowhere. I'm not going to Seattle,

1:11:15

bitch. I'm not going nowhere. Seattle

1:11:18

should be safe. I don't want

1:11:20

to go. Dick

1:11:23

Hofow, I don't know why you still pretending. What

1:11:25

is the aisle? Bird niggas and bird bitches. Go.

1:11:28

The audience not dumb. The story's how you

1:11:30

want. Hey Drake, they not slow. Which I

1:11:33

felt like was very dedicated to me as

1:11:35

I'm saying. Like, I'm not. Girl,

1:11:37

I feel like I can kind of listen to these things. Okay.

1:11:40

Yeah, that is there because of this.

1:11:43

And then be like, oh, well, that's

1:11:45

probably not true. But does it rhyme?

1:11:47

Is it presented funny? Moving on. Gotcha.

1:11:50

Rivalhose still deep. I can go further. I

1:11:52

promise. Ain't there something B-Razz stay up a

1:11:54

bitch and you now do I

1:11:58

love being in this area. This is so

1:12:00

fun. This is

1:12:02

very much like high school. I'm

1:12:12

like, girl, what she thought this was. What

1:12:16

LBL for the other vaginal option

1:12:18

puts these niggas better straighten they

1:12:20

posture. Got famous all up in

1:12:22

content. Might write this for the

1:12:24

doctorate. Tell the pop stars behind

1:12:26

me. Fuck a caption. Want action.

1:12:28

No accident. And I'm hands on. He

1:12:31

fucked around, get polished. Fucked a wing girl

1:12:33

when he was in jail. That's connive. And

1:12:35

then got his face tatted like a bitch all the time. So

1:12:39

that's a reference to someone named Tammy Torres.

1:12:42

He's a legend. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1:12:45

Drake fucked after Wayne went to prison back in like 20

1:12:47

seconds. I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure I heard about

1:12:50

that and just didn't think. Yeah, a couple of people. It's

1:12:52

been a long time. Right. How

1:12:54

many Drake fucked so

1:12:56

and so stories. I'm glad you rose came

1:12:58

home. You're

1:13:03

gonna serve the neither from

1:13:05

a laundry down a central nigga better not

1:13:07

speak on Serena. I'm

1:13:09

just like, love that. There are

1:13:11

Compton girls and he did try

1:13:13

it. And we will

1:13:15

remind you not to play with

1:13:19

our black queens will remind you to keep it

1:13:21

very fucking cute when it comes to icons.

1:13:23

I heard Alexis got a key out

1:13:25

of that. I didn't see that. He did. Alex.

1:13:28

He's a boxer. Alexis is

1:13:31

on Twitter like, yeah, do it again. Whacking for me.

1:13:36

We didn't even get to

1:13:39

be the L. The other

1:13:41

song in summer. That

1:13:44

nigga Metro said that's

1:13:46

very like my dad gets a freebie. Have

1:13:49

you heard some of them? Some of them

1:13:51

are so goddamn good.

1:13:54

Did you see the. So niggas

1:13:56

have been doing like TikTok

1:13:59

where. I saw one where one

1:14:01

was like pretending to be Drake's doctor, like

1:14:03

his cosmetic surgeon or whatever. A

1:14:05

lot of them are really, I saw one with a

1:14:07

white boy on like the electric guitar and he's just

1:14:10

basically adding the guitar to the beat. It's

1:14:12

so good. I saw one with a saxophone. That might have

1:14:14

been my favorite. So

1:14:17

not only, so I guess the response to this

1:14:19

has been so overwhelming that Metro

1:14:21

was like, all right, first prize get a

1:14:23

beat and 10K. And

1:14:26

then we also don't give a free beat center round. So

1:14:29

runner up, I'm just like, you

1:14:31

got the whole goddamn

1:14:34

internet. You got BBL

1:14:36

Drizzy as a sound. I hate you Drake. Why

1:14:40

are all the producers trying to

1:14:42

send shit to cancer? People

1:14:45

don't like you. And

1:14:47

then verse three, he kind of outlines a

1:14:50

big part of the reason why niggas

1:14:52

have issues with you. But

1:14:55

yeah, this whole Oh,

1:14:59

let me get some, let's get home. Boy

1:15:01

need a subpoena. That predator booms in flocks.

1:15:06

All y'all, all y'all, all y'all. The

1:15:10

cover of this one is, is this nigga

1:15:12

like an aerial view of Drake's house with

1:15:15

a whole bunch of sex offender,

1:15:17

red, like neighborhood watch. Like

1:15:21

13 of them niggas. I

1:15:26

lean on you. Yeah. It's all

1:15:28

on me. And I was like, oh, I know. Being honest,

1:15:30

I ended up a pot eight put it on label. I

1:15:33

mean, I'm like, I don't got a free. He's

1:15:35

gonna have many thoughts. Do

1:15:38

I really have a one, two, three, four,

1:15:40

five, like he just freaky ass niggas need

1:15:42

to say to

1:15:47

five. Oh,

1:15:54

God. It gets so much better. It

1:15:56

gets so much better. When, when he

1:15:58

started. another

1:16:00

verse after this host like Hendrick, he's dead.

1:16:04

He's dead Hendrick stop he's

1:16:06

dead. This is going into

1:16:09

like serial killer route. This is going

1:16:11

into like the detectives get to their

1:16:14

crime scene and they're shocked. They never

1:16:16

saw a crime scene. They've

1:16:19

never seen a murder this bad.

1:16:21

Come on city back up it's

1:16:23

a month we outside. And

1:16:26

they are Cinco de

1:16:28

Mayo weekend. I know

1:16:30

they was acting up. Can you even go outside

1:16:32

without hearing this song in LA? I feel like

1:16:35

no. The

1:16:37

girls have taken flight. They got

1:16:39

their nigga power their nigga superpowers late.

1:16:43

But they got them and they are soaring through

1:16:45

the air. Yes. This I love

1:16:48

this verse. Once upon a time all of us

1:16:50

have been changed. Homies still double down calling us

1:16:52

some slaves. Atlanta was the Mecca building railroads and

1:16:54

trains. Bear with me for a second. Let me

1:16:57

put y'all on game. Again you set

1:16:59

yourself up with the slaves line. I don't know

1:17:01

why you put that on here. But now this

1:17:03

nigga gets to do what he does. Excellently we

1:17:05

just talk about a culture that he is

1:17:07

incredibly familiar with and submerged in and

1:17:09

cares about in a manner that he's

1:17:11

very very gifted at. Right. And so

1:17:15

he goes the

1:17:17

settlers was and I love that he even says bear

1:17:19

with me for a second. Let me pull it y'all.

1:17:21

Because I know you don't like history. Less as it's

1:17:23

a poke right poke at you niggas like yeah I'm

1:17:26

going to do this thing that I do. And give

1:17:28

me a second since you bitches just want to dance. Because I

1:17:30

know y'all hate learning so give me a minute. The

1:17:35

settlers was using townsfolk to make them

1:17:37

richer. Fast forward 2024 you got the

1:17:39

same agenda. You're in Atlanta where you

1:17:41

need to check balance. Let me break

1:17:43

it down for you. This a real

1:17:45

nigga challenge. And again he's doing slow

1:17:48

on this this song and

1:17:50

Ryan scheme on this song. Is

1:17:53

what I gifted Drake to. So he's like girl what do you

1:17:55

want to do because I can do it. And I'll do it

1:17:57

better than you. So do you want to make a tough one.

1:17:59

You call. featuring when you didn't see the

1:18:01

club. Lil Baby helps you get your lingo

1:18:03

up. 21 gave you false

1:18:06

street cred. Thugs make you feel like you're

1:18:08

a slime in your head. Quavo said you

1:18:10

can be from the north side. 2jain

1:18:12

said you good, but he lied. You

1:18:15

run to Atlanta when you need a

1:18:17

few dollars. No, you're not a colleague.

1:18:19

You a fucking colonizer. The family matter

1:18:21

and the truth matter, it was God's

1:18:23

plan to show you. Y'all the liar.

1:18:25

So this nigga

1:18:27

literally just walked down at

1:18:29

lantern a credible like so good.

1:18:31

This thing is just

1:18:33

walked down Atlanta names. He's like, I guess since

1:18:35

we're, since Metro booming kind of kicks a lot

1:18:38

of this shit off, let's

1:18:40

just talk about Atlanta. Yeah. And why them niggas

1:18:42

might hate you. But you know, I, if I

1:18:44

could have done this, you want to bring up

1:18:46

Atlanta. I could name the

1:18:48

LA rapper niggas. But you already

1:18:50

did that. We can do that. We can talk

1:18:53

about all of the artists. And in fact, people

1:18:55

have been running down the long

1:18:57

list of artists that Drake has

1:18:59

absolutely just snatched a swag. So

1:19:01

they moment yank they song or

1:19:03

whatever else. And like, it, I

1:19:07

don't know why you played with this nigga.

1:19:09

Like the warnings were so clear. He told

1:19:13

you, he told you,

1:19:15

what happened to

1:19:18

Smiley? Like, he

1:19:22

a fan. He a fan. He a

1:19:24

fan. He a fan. He a freaking

1:19:26

ass nigga. And

1:19:40

I was like, like, Kendrick,

1:19:43

this, this is a celebratory life. Kendrick

1:19:45

just is like, he pulled up to

1:19:48

the club the night he

1:19:50

caught the body. You know what I'm

1:19:52

saying? And he spent, he's throwing ban. Yep.

1:19:54

He is throwing out ban. I love the

1:19:57

fact that the. 69

1:20:01

also sounds like 16 iron. Um, and

1:20:05

I didn't even make the initial connection. And

1:20:07

I longer people did. I guess Takashi

1:20:10

six nine, who also has

1:20:12

snitching and forgot all about

1:20:14

him. Thankfully,

1:20:19

right. Um, that let

1:20:21

me hear you. Let me hear you. It

1:20:30

was like, wait, perfectly Beyonce

1:20:33

on beat. The girls have been dancing.

1:20:35

They've been like, this

1:20:43

is, some

1:20:45

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1:20:47

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1:20:49

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1:21:41

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1:21:46

Drake did put out another song. Oh,

1:21:48

that's right. The Heart

1:21:50

Part 6. I told you

1:21:52

I didn't really listen to

1:21:54

this one, but obviously I heard something

1:21:56

because this is the Malaysia thing. on.

1:22:00

I can clearly forget about the song. It was not fully

1:22:03

directed at Kendrick,

1:22:05

but I know that on the song he

1:22:08

makes references to Kendrick

1:22:11

being molested at something or

1:22:14

something. Oh my God. Yes.

1:22:16

And kind of uses it as a bit of like

1:22:18

a dig or an insult. I guess

1:22:23

that's based on the

1:22:25

song Mother I sober,

1:22:27

but I don't believe

1:22:29

Kendrick. No,

1:22:32

he actually said that he wasn't molested, but

1:22:34

that his mother was having a hard time

1:22:36

with accepting that and was super paranoid because she

1:22:39

had been molested. So it's like

1:22:41

while you Drake, while you Drake,

1:22:43

we're telling Kendrick to fact check and not

1:22:45

fall for shit and you need to take your

1:22:47

time. Make sure you know what you're talking about

1:22:49

and all this. You literally are not listening deep

1:22:51

enough into the song to know that Kendrick is

1:22:54

not the one who got molested. And how

1:22:56

the fuck is somebody you, you, you

1:22:58

think I'm a predator because you got molested

1:23:00

is about one of the dumbest things I've ever

1:23:03

heard in my fucking life. A

1:23:05

lot of this is like, huh?

1:23:09

Like what are you? The Pulitzer

1:23:11

prize winner is definitely spiraling. He's

1:23:13

spiraling. Not you. You sure?

1:23:17

You got his lines tapped, but he knew everything

1:23:19

you was about to say way before you said

1:23:21

it and had a. He's

1:23:23

partying more than

1:23:26

spiraling. What a fucking dumbass.

1:23:29

Yeah. Like the sort of direction at

1:23:33

abuse or molestation was strange, especially cause

1:23:35

it, yeah, it doesn't seem like you

1:23:37

fully listened to it. Some of the

1:23:39

stuff that you're saying about how like,

1:23:42

Oh, I never been when nobody under

1:23:45

age Drake is not a name. You'll see

1:23:47

on sex with him to live. It's

1:23:49

like, okay. If

1:23:52

I was fucking young girls, I promise

1:23:54

I'd have been arrested. I'm way too

1:23:56

famous for this shit. You suggested. Have

1:24:00

you been paying attention? This is an old

1:24:02

song. At all, nigga, have you been

1:24:04

paying attention at all? You

1:24:07

never been with no one underage? Okay,

1:24:09

so again, very smart and

1:24:11

deliberate choice of words because the

1:24:13

age of consent is not necessarily the

1:24:15

same age as like what

1:24:18

it means to be a minor versus an adult.

1:24:22

You didn't say you never fuck nobody under the age of 18.

1:24:26

You said you never fuck nobody underage and I'm not even

1:24:28

sure I believe that, but it's what you said. However,

1:24:31

the rest of that, the rest of

1:24:33

that, if I was

1:24:35

fucking young girls, I would have been arrested since

1:24:37

when? Do

1:24:40

you think that's how it works? And there's a

1:24:42

lot of niggas that are quiet when it comes

1:24:44

to this conversation because of how many of y'all

1:24:46

are fucking young girls and haven't been. Yeah, yeah.

1:24:50

And also like, I

1:24:52

personally, like if he's

1:24:55

having sex with minors,

1:24:57

grooming people who are

1:25:00

underage and all of this stuff, that's

1:25:02

obviously heinous. However,

1:25:05

for me, for

1:25:07

just me, Drake is 37. I

1:25:12

don't understand why he got 20

1:25:14

year olds, 21 year

1:25:16

olds, 22 year olds at his

1:25:18

house. Is it illegal to fuck

1:25:20

them? No. Is it

1:25:22

gross? Is it a little gross to

1:25:25

meet as someone who is 36

1:25:27

years old will be 37 this year and

1:25:30

who has seen niggas in the flesh.

1:25:32

And I'm like, damn, that nigga is

1:25:34

fine. I want parts. And then it's

1:25:36

like, hey friends, they're 27. Nevermind.

1:25:40

Like, and that's me, that's me,

1:25:43

right? That's me. The

1:25:45

amount of niggas who I'm just like, 27

1:25:47

is almost a decade younger than me. And

1:25:49

I feel like it's gonna show and that

1:25:52

person's behavior and all of this. Let me

1:25:54

just, where's the niggas better? My age or

1:25:56

a little bit older? My preference.

1:25:58

Okay. it be like,

1:26:00

call the law necessarily if you're

1:26:02

37, you dating somebody who's 23. But

1:26:06

I think that that is questionable,

1:26:08

especially if it is consistent. Right.

1:26:10

No, it's obviously not illegal, but it's gross.

1:26:13

It's creepy. It's weird. And

1:26:15

I'm not going to not, and I'm not going to

1:26:17

not think that ever. And I've been that way.

1:26:20

This was just, you

1:26:22

tried, you really tried Drake, but I

1:26:24

don't think anybody was rocking with this.

1:26:27

When they said last year, they, and this

1:26:30

was, I think just a couple of months

1:26:32

ago that they saw someone who tried, someone

1:26:35

recorded Drake leaving a restaurant with Lotto's little

1:26:37

sister, Brooke, who's 21. Yeah.

1:26:40

I think maybe just turn 22 or something like that.

1:26:43

And you know, when you think about the line,

1:26:45

you know, anybody who talks

1:26:48

to them and it has got the line already, make sure

1:26:50

you hide your little sister from them. I

1:26:53

was like, girl, what

1:26:56

are you, what is

1:26:58

21 year old girls doing? Like bang two, like,

1:27:00

I don't know. You

1:27:03

don't think 21, what am I even doing

1:27:05

with this girl? No, cause you don't give a fuck about

1:27:07

not that. Savage wasn't enough. I

1:27:11

know. I,

1:27:14

I'm doing the Drake. We're talking about. Get

1:27:17

it. Do you get it? Yeah.

1:27:25

She do. She do. Maybe they get it from each

1:27:27

other, but you know, he said this

1:27:29

Epstein angle was the shit I expected. Why? Why

1:27:33

did you expect people to compare you to that? Why

1:27:36

did you, why did you, why did you expect

1:27:38

that? Is it because your own behavior backs up

1:27:40

these claims and accusations? Is

1:27:43

it because we have kind of been having

1:27:45

this conversation for a while outside of Hendrick

1:27:47

because of she thinks you be doing. Thank

1:27:49

you. Thank you. This is what I'm saying.

1:27:51

Oh, I don't want to diss you no

1:27:54

more. I bet you don't. Cause I think

1:27:57

because Kendrick Lamar is a freak. You need

1:27:59

to just. to make some

1:28:01

fun of Rick Ross's house and

1:28:03

wait and playing the

1:28:05

dozens with them motherfuckers because girl.

1:28:07

Somebody said Kendrick be working out

1:28:09

outside in jeans like in anybody

1:28:11

who was a real nigga would

1:28:13

know to leave that nigga alone.

1:28:16

This nigga be doing pull-ups in a

1:28:18

full suit. Here

1:28:22

it is. Kendrick was doing jail workouts fully

1:28:24

clothed in the park listening to 70s R&B.

1:28:27

There are just some people you got to leave alone. Drake

1:28:30

would notice if he grew up around black

1:28:32

American culture literally literally nobody would pick a

1:28:34

fight with a nigga in the park doing

1:28:37

pull-ups listening to fucking teddy panda

1:28:39

grass. Fully

1:28:44

clothed in jeans and sweatshirts. Work it

1:28:46

out. Leave that man alone okay. The

1:28:49

hard part six to me was just like girl. You

1:28:54

really should have just lacked this. You

1:28:56

tried. Alone or taking a few more

1:28:58

weeks to craft a better way to

1:29:00

address the fact that you

1:29:04

do have questionable people around you when it

1:29:06

comes to things that you've done, morals and

1:29:08

stuff like that. I know a lot of

1:29:10

niggas like Drake will put

1:29:13

criminals on their payroll because of

1:29:15

all of the things we've said

1:29:18

Drake does in terms of assimilating

1:29:20

and trying to blend in and

1:29:22

whatnot. But it's like girl

1:29:25

some of these lyrics even the

1:29:27

Drake is not a name you

1:29:29

go see in the sex offender

1:29:31

list. A, duh that's not your

1:29:33

name. B, I don't even it

1:29:35

doesn't even it's like I'm not

1:29:37

just questioning you texting a 14

1:29:39

year old about dating which is

1:29:42

weird. Gross. Right. I also think

1:29:44

you someone who is two and

1:29:46

a half years from 40, courting

1:29:49

girls. Yeah. No

1:29:51

Shay cause I'm just around the river. Yeah no and

1:29:54

I'm right here. What

1:29:56

are you doing with 21 year olds? It's fully gross.

1:29:58

If you take the You know

1:30:01

that kind I don't know who came up with it, but

1:30:03

your age divided by 2 plus 7 The

1:30:05

minimum age Drake should be fucking with is 25

1:30:07

and I actually think 25 is the minute I

1:30:10

don't know somebody told me somebody told me about it

1:30:12

a few months back I

1:30:14

heard that too, but right, but I

1:30:17

actually think 25 is the minimum age that anybody

1:30:19

over 30 should be fucking with

1:30:22

girl I don't want to do anything for a 25

1:30:24

row besides maybe by you see how even the

1:30:27

thought is gross You see how even

1:30:29

the not a gift card sky zone Mm-hmm.

1:30:32

Oh, no, most straight men don't

1:30:34

have those kinds of Most

1:30:37

straight men don't have those kinds of morals. I don't

1:30:39

have those kinds of like moral.

1:30:41

Um There's

1:30:44

just nothing pushing them to like be a

1:30:46

good person. It's the law It's

1:30:48

a whole lot of men out there who

1:30:50

if they could legally fuck kids, they absolutely

1:30:53

would do it. Oh literally But

1:30:57

people going back through because he said

1:30:59

I only fuck with Whitney's Not

1:31:03

Millie Bobby Brown not Millie Bobby Browns No

1:31:06

one say that girl. I never looked twice

1:31:08

that no teenager first of all like nobody

1:31:11

brought her up Yes Secondly, you

1:31:13

absolutely would look twice at a teenager

1:31:15

and why would you say that because

1:31:17

now everybody is pulling the receipts in

1:31:19

your own lyrics Talking

1:31:22

about Sierra Canyon parking lot looking like

1:31:24

the strip club let out. Oh

1:31:27

brother gross Here

1:31:29

Canyon is a high school Even

1:31:31

high school pick even high school pigs you

1:31:34

was even bad band which I didn't even

1:31:36

like you didn't even hit like it should

1:31:38

have Honestly, it didn't wasn't paying attention like

1:31:40

I should have been but I was having

1:31:42

a full night for what summer to Yeah,

1:31:45

that's that is kind of

1:31:47

that's a little But

1:31:50

since 2018 when that

1:31:52

little girl Innocently on

1:31:54

the Emmy's red car. He was like Drake and I

1:31:56

are best friends and he texts me other day I

1:31:58

miss you so much I thank

1:32:01

God that baby said what she said when

1:32:03

she said it. I'm so glad because since

1:32:05

then I said, what you won't do is

1:32:07

pull our Kelly on my goddamn watch. That's

1:32:09

exactly what you want to do. That situation was the

1:32:12

time I was kind of like, huh?

1:32:15

Because you like, you

1:32:17

have to really be careful with, you

1:32:20

can't just assume by it because like,

1:32:22

again, the assumption a lot of times,

1:32:24

like this person is so famous, you

1:32:26

know what I mean? Or

1:32:29

and or like this person could fuck whoever they want to.

1:32:31

There's no way. And like, oftentimes

1:32:33

there is not only a way

1:32:36

they'll get a way because of that.

1:32:39

Right. So I'm

1:32:41

not going to famous to fuck

1:32:43

minors. That's not how are

1:32:46

you paying any attention? Something would have

1:32:48

happened by now. Are you sure? Are

1:32:51

you sure? Look at how many decades some

1:32:53

of the most famous richest predators get away

1:32:55

with they shit fame and riches is

1:32:57

what helps them get away with it.

1:32:59

I saw the Epstein shit coming. That

1:33:02

don't tell you something about yourself. I'm

1:33:04

just like, what are we talking about? Nobody. I

1:33:07

never anticipate somebody accusing me of some

1:33:09

shit like that. I'll never anticipate that

1:33:11

because I've never done nothing remotely close

1:33:13

to being that goddamn repulsive in my

1:33:16

life. I'll never anticipate somebody saying shit

1:33:18

like that about me. Because

1:33:22

I don't know like that. There's no reason to

1:33:24

think that you're gross. You're a freaky ass

1:33:26

nigga. I'm going to say that. I am. I'm

1:33:29

sorry. It's not looking great. Oh, I

1:33:31

had so much fun with this. I

1:33:33

really had a good time. Drake

1:33:36

needs to just go ahead and make a

1:33:38

biracial album. He's just, you

1:33:41

know, go dark for a

1:33:44

little bit and then come back and

1:33:46

dedicate a whole album to the biracial

1:33:48

experience and, you know, opine to that

1:33:50

community and,

1:33:52

you know, because they might

1:33:54

lift him up just through relatability and stuff

1:33:57

like that. Woo,

1:33:59

girl. leave them in alone. Leave

1:34:01

Henshika Mar alone. I'm not going to

1:34:03

say anything else because I'm full. I

1:34:06

am. Thank you, Kendra. Thank you so much. Thank

1:34:09

you so much. Not like us is all

1:34:11

I could have possibly asked for in

1:34:13

this situation. I'm not kidding. It was,

1:34:15

this is, and that's really the

1:34:18

gag. What's going to be, what

1:34:20

seems to be anyway, the number one song

1:34:22

of the summer is

1:34:24

a song in which you are being blatantly

1:34:27

explicitly called a pet pho. Like

1:34:30

you're going to have to hear that specifically.

1:34:32

You're going to have to see this nigga

1:34:34

debut at number one or number two in

1:34:37

front of or behind euphoria with

1:34:39

lyrics talking about you being a

1:34:41

sexual predator and targeting

1:34:44

children of people dancing to it

1:34:46

while also chanting O V Hoe

1:34:49

and calling you BBL. We're

1:34:51

going to

1:34:53

A.I. Let's A.I. Talking

1:35:02

about your fans are celebrating because they think

1:35:04

it's my final lap or whatever. Nobody thinks

1:35:06

that nobody thinks your career is going to

1:35:08

die behind this. First of all, men don't

1:35:11

get in trouble for being sexual predators. You

1:35:13

have to get into a lot of trouble

1:35:15

for it to really be a problem. Right

1:35:17

now, this is mostly just rumors and people

1:35:19

putting pieces together based off, again, your own

1:35:22

behaviors. So you're fine. White

1:35:24

men bounce right back from shit like

1:35:26

this. White people still love your shit.

1:35:28

All you got to do is put out something

1:35:30

fun for the hose to dance to. That's all

1:35:32

they want. That's all they want.

1:35:34

Literally, that's going to happen. But also,

1:35:36

but this is a great time for

1:35:38

me. Okay. 1000%.

1:35:41

Not just because of things Kendrick

1:35:43

has said or insinuated, but because

1:35:45

of the way that you also

1:35:47

particularly participated in this. Aside from

1:35:49

the fact that it seems like

1:35:51

a number of people in the

1:35:54

industry outside of Kendrick Lamar really

1:35:56

don't like you for one reason

1:35:58

or the next. Yeah,

1:36:00

Phil continued to have successes because he's

1:36:02

great at making catchy music. People want

1:36:04

to hear it to just kind of

1:36:06

escape. Um, you know

1:36:08

what I mean? He's adjacent.

1:36:11

Right. So you'll be fine. Yeah.

1:36:14

I'll be fine. But I don't hear him saying

1:36:16

that. Good. Again, this was a jolly good time

1:36:18

for my black ass. I had big fun. You

1:36:21

know what I didn't understand. Did

1:36:24

you say that Russell Simmons pipe

1:36:26

in just decided to

1:36:29

chime in about this whole situation

1:36:31

from his safe house in Bali? Are

1:36:34

men okay? Because it feels like, go

1:36:37

ahead. How I forgot to

1:36:39

mention that jerk house got shut up too.

1:36:41

Oh yeah. But I don't think this was

1:36:43

related to, no, yeah. The cops are saying

1:36:45

it doesn't seem to be related, but we'll

1:36:47

see what happens. Well, I actually could not even

1:36:49

get through the, I got through about 90 seconds. It's

1:36:52

about a five minute long, five and a half minute long video.

1:36:55

And Russell Simmons of Russell Simmons sitting

1:36:57

down and you know, a yoga pose

1:36:59

or something with that red ribbon tied

1:37:01

around his wrist. It has to be

1:37:03

awful. Talking about how y'all are, you know, doing too

1:37:05

much and going too far. And you calling this man a

1:37:07

pedophile and you saying this and all that. And it's like,

1:37:10

you are the absolute last

1:37:12

nigga who should be typing

1:37:14

up. Do

1:37:18

you understand your triggers? Okay. But

1:37:20

like mind your Bali business. You

1:37:24

stay right over there. You not in, and

1:37:26

why aren't you in a, why don't you come back over to

1:37:28

American and let's talk about it. If

1:37:30

that's how you feel, why are you in Bali? Can

1:37:33

you explain that? It

1:37:39

just feels like there's so many, there's been a

1:37:42

lot of opportunities for niggas specifically to just be

1:37:44

like, Oh, I'm not going to say anything. Cause

1:37:46

that's the best for fashion. And then

1:37:48

they, then they do the opposite. Yep. They

1:37:51

not like us. They not. And

1:37:53

I take pride in that. I take

1:37:55

pride in not being like you creepy

1:37:58

ass weirdo niggas scheming on kids. and

1:38:00

very young adults. I'm

1:38:02

proud to not be that way. I

1:38:04

am. And just

1:38:06

what a song. This

1:38:09

was such a, this was

1:38:12

a monumental moment in rap. One

1:38:14

that I'm glad I was alive to witness and old

1:38:16

enough to remember. I feel the same way. This

1:38:18

is, we're gonna be telling the youth about this

1:38:20

one day. Sit

1:38:23

down. It's gorgeous to have the perspective that

1:38:25

we have. Yes. Being from

1:38:27

the time period we're from. And

1:38:30

firmly on the right side of history because I don't

1:38:32

know Kendrick Lamar. I don't know if he beats his

1:38:34

wife. I don't, and I would never cosign no shit

1:38:36

like that, obviously. But

1:38:38

the same way Drake was talking about you don't have no paperwork. You

1:38:41

don't have no receipts. You also don't have no receipts about

1:38:43

that. So what are we supposed to do with it? I

1:38:46

ain't never heard it. Get into this music. Until

1:38:48

Whitney say something, it's no reason for me to

1:38:50

believe it. This shit about

1:38:52

you being gross and creepy to kids though, it's

1:38:55

a lot of reasons to believe that. You already talked

1:38:57

about that. No. So

1:39:00

now what? Now what do we do? Everybody

1:39:03

say thank you Kendrick. Thank you

1:39:06

Kendrick. We appreciate it.

1:39:08

Kendrick please just, please

1:39:12

don't break my heart. I'm

1:39:15

asking and I feel like maybe you're

1:39:17

listening. Somebody, a

1:39:19

bunch of people tagged me on Instagram and Twitter

1:39:21

and was like, I want you and Kid Fury

1:39:23

to go back and listen to y'all's last episode because y'all

1:39:25

called a lot of this. And like, yes

1:39:27

we do be kind of like, you know,

1:39:29

psychic, Creole, third eye-ish we are. If

1:39:32

you just read the lyrics, the

1:39:35

story told itself. Yeah it did. Euphoria

1:39:38

told, he said, I'm

1:39:40

telling y'all right now, this nigga has been

1:39:42

rooting around like

1:39:45

a stray dog looking for

1:39:47

information about me and my family. I see what you're

1:39:49

doing. I predict your angles. You lying on me. I'm

1:39:52

gonna suggest that you not do it because I would

1:39:54

hate to tell the truth about you. That's how

1:39:56

he started it off. So

1:39:59

it was very, very easy to see the rest of this coming

1:40:01

from there. And I'm just glad it played out like I

1:40:03

thought it would. And

1:40:05

yeah, I've been on Drake's ass about these

1:40:07

kids. I've been on Drake's ass about

1:40:10

being weird. And

1:40:12

I'm a stator. I'm a stator. What

1:40:17

a time this was. Yeah, we

1:40:19

enjoyed ourselves. I think that's the show for today.

1:40:21

Yeah, once again, we have run out of time

1:40:23

and we only talked about rap boys.

1:40:25

I'm gonna need them to leave us alone so we

1:40:28

can get back to our regularly. Just

1:40:30

wait by hand. Like

1:40:35

I said, I plugged my read earlier into

1:40:37

the show anyway. And

1:40:41

I might expand on that at an end of time

1:40:43

because you straightening it again a little too brazen for

1:40:45

me, but that's for another

1:40:47

time. Yeah, we only have a few

1:40:49

minutes left. I have a big, long, hardy

1:40:51

cussing out for Tiffany Haddish coming up and I

1:40:54

don't wanna rush it. What could...

1:40:57

Oh my gosh, that's a cool story. Gilbert

1:41:00

Arenas also talking

1:41:02

shit about Ruby. She is a...

1:41:06

Yeah, Tiffany has, you know, talking shit about

1:41:08

these college students protesting what Israel is doing

1:41:10

to Palestine, talking about a huge, shitty college... I was

1:41:13

like my girlfriend when I said she was a... No,

1:41:15

I know, but I'm just... How

1:41:18

you gonna make fun of a man from missing a basketball

1:41:20

game to attend the birth of his first child? It

1:41:24

doesn't shock me that he has very... Right, no, I mean, like you're

1:41:26

a warble man. You're a really

1:41:28

terrible person. The kid will be there and basketball won't?

1:41:32

The Timberwolves didn't need no help beating the

1:41:34

nugget's ass. Also,

1:41:36

being present for child's birth is...

1:41:40

Even if it's not your first child. A lot of that

1:41:42

is supporting the person who has a

1:41:44

baby being snatched out of them.

1:41:46

It isn't just... You have

1:41:48

to actually give a fuck about the person you impregnated for that

1:41:50

to matter to you. Bingo. But

1:41:54

we'll get deeper into that. Next

1:41:56

week when we have a little more time. But

1:41:59

yeah. I think that's gonna wrap it up. Anything

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1:42:11

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1:42:14

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type very, very fast for the last

1:42:45

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1:42:47

Yes, but that's a group paper, and all

1:42:49

I really have to do is edit it

1:42:51

because I edit it. We

1:42:53

had to do like a preliminary version and everybody

1:42:55

had put their pieces in and I went in and edited it

1:42:58

because I was like, I'm not putting this in. I'm not turning

1:43:00

this in with money. I'm only looking like this. You said. I'm

1:43:03

not doing that. I'm not doing that. So after this paper

1:43:05

and that paper, you're done. Well, I have a really big

1:43:07

paper to do. And then I have that one. And I

1:43:09

told the girls, I'm doing less work on the group paper because

1:43:12

they were like, can you edit it again? And I was like,

1:43:14

I sure can. I sure can.

1:43:16

Don't worry about that part, sweetheart. So they're

1:43:18

doing most of the writing and I'm gonna

1:43:20

make sure that it makes

1:43:22

sense and it's cohesive in a way it should.

1:43:25

That I can turn it in with my name on it because

1:43:28

anyway, anyway, I'm very

1:43:30

excited to not be doing this type

1:43:34

in homework, school shit no more, very hyped

1:43:36

for that. But yeah, I

1:43:38

do still have to power through these next couple of days.

1:43:40

So I'm gonna go do that. But

1:43:42

you slurs listening to the show, take

1:43:46

care of yourselves, be better than

1:43:48

Drake. Yeah, and I

1:43:50

guess we'll see y'all next week. Goodbye.

1:43:55

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