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One, two, three, go. My

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baby don't mess around because she loves me

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so and this I know for sure. That's

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mud. That is so mud. That's

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the only way, that's the only thing

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to do after you hear. One, two,

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three, four. Absolutely. That is a bloody

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banger. Hi, guys. Hello. Welcome

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to a brand new full fat episode.

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of the Receipts podcast. Yeah, we

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are back. Episodes 194. Happy to

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be here as always, Miss Talani.

0:33

Hey, she girl Tolly T.

0:35

And just call me Audrey. Hello.

0:39

Do you call me Tolly or Tolly? I

0:42

don't... Tolly, Tolly, I have

0:44

you in my phone saved as Tolly. Yeah.

0:47

I only hear you call me Tolly when you're talking to somebody else about me.

0:51

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Tolly, yeah, yeah. It's

0:53

true, it's true. Yeah, yeah, that's facts. You're actually

0:55

not in the habit of saying people's names. I'm

0:57

not, I call everyone babe a lot.

1:00

And yeah, I don't really say people's names every often. Even

1:02

Nick, when Nick says my name, I'm like, what's true? I'm

1:05

like, what did I do? I never hear

1:07

my name very often. But yeah,

1:09

Tolly T. I say your name all the time, I think. You do. Yeah,

1:12

I use people's names quite often. It's funny

1:14

because in your... When you message me, it's

1:16

always in caps. Always. Even

1:19

when it's not the intention because I spent so much

1:21

of my time reacting to Audrey by

1:24

shouting her name. Like,

1:26

what are you doing? Like, automatically I put A,

1:28

caps. Yeah, so it'll be like, Audrey, it'll be

1:30

like, where are you? Because

1:34

my finger's so used to consistently shouting

1:36

at you. Because she does the wildest

1:38

things in my WhatsApp messages. Mads. I'm

1:41

going through a lot, guys. Mads. Okay,

1:43

how are you? How are you doing? I'm

1:45

good, honey. I'm really, really well. I'm

1:49

trying to answer that in a more deep manner.

1:51

No, I'm fine. There's no deepness. There's no deepness

1:53

to it. I'm good. That is

1:55

good to know. I'm all right. I'm all

1:57

right. I am... The news has been

1:59

up. a lot in the past week or

2:02

so and every single, do you

2:05

know what I'm like, I'm a sense this all. In

2:08

a sense that like, like

2:10

things can happen that makes me think so

2:12

massively. You know what I mean? Like

2:15

there's something like for a very long time, like

2:17

since last year in the bembras I came back from Nigeria, I've

2:19

been like, I don't want to be in England. Like

2:21

I've had this, it's yeah, like I just I just don't

2:23

really know if I want to be here. I

2:26

don't think where I want to settle. I

2:28

don't. So now everything about England, it just

2:30

kind of makes me feel uncomfortable. I think

2:32

there's something so much of it

2:34

that's like, feels like I'm

2:36

not wanted here. And

2:39

news stuff happens,

2:41

of course, as we said, that kind of

2:44

shows you consistently that like, you know, as a

2:46

black woman, it's actually so long to be in this country.

2:49

And I'm really big on like,

2:53

being joyful by force by fight. It's like,

2:55

you know, I'm not going to take it

2:57

from me. Like you're not going to snatch

2:59

my, this is my job. I will not

3:01

remove. Like you're not. Oh my God. You

3:03

know, I need to get there. No,

3:07

I didn't have internet till late in my life. I

3:10

can't remember what was happening. But this girl, I think

3:12

she went through my phone was like, she had to take off the hijab. She

3:14

was like, this is my hijab. I

3:17

will not remove. And it's forever. Such

3:20

a good shot. But it's like, this is

3:22

my joy. Like you don't get to take this

3:24

from me. And I think it just works super

3:26

hard. Like you see some bullshit in the news.

3:28

You just sit and it's just like, oh my

3:30

God. Like again, and like, I saw this say

3:32

with the whole everything with Diana. And

3:35

before I start the conversation about this whole

3:37

dynamic situation, right? I want to like say

3:40

that Diana is 17 years old.

3:43

What? She looks very sad. I

3:45

thought she was in her 50s. She's

3:48

actually an elderly woman. Like,

3:50

and I think maybe because people mistake

3:52

her youth for the fact that, oh,

3:54

she's young, she can take this. So

3:57

when people that give her abuse and

3:59

all of the that you're talking to a

4:01

70 year old woman. You would not

4:03

do that to your now. You would never do that for a

4:05

70 year old white woman. Obviously,

4:07

everything you're doing is wrong anyway. But the

4:10

fact that you're talking to a 70

4:13

year old woman, she looks great.

4:15

And it looks sexy, like she

4:17

looks absolutely brilliant. So for those

4:19

who don't know, I don't live

4:21

in the UK. Welcome

4:24

to England's mainland. Do you know what? If I was one

4:26

to evade a country, this would be a perfect time to

4:28

do it. Because so many

4:31

things are going wrong. Yeah. So this would be a

4:33

great time to evade England if you're into that kind

4:35

of thing. But

4:37

there is a donor, like a

4:40

Tory donor. And I think

4:43

in last year he gave the Tory party 10 million.

4:45

10 million. So, you know, and

4:47

I want to say his company out. So if there's

4:49

any one of you that can make it film, it's

4:51

called the Phoenix Partnership. I don't know if anybody has

4:54

that kind of power, but the Phoenix Partnership, he's a

4:56

chief executive there. And

4:59

anyway, he's a top donor for the Tory. Like, you

5:01

know, and for what I assume is that these top

5:03

donors kind of get to have a say on what's

5:05

on things. Because

5:08

it's like, it's a private school. They'll be

5:10

like, well, my dad paid for the school. So therefore

5:12

I'm never going to teach you. Yeah. Or

5:15

my dad did this so that I can do whatever I want.

5:17

And nothing can happen to me. So

5:19

that's why I've seen the donors as

5:22

well. Anyway, he says about side of it.

5:24

And I quote. It's

5:26

like trying not to

5:28

be racist, but you see Diane Abbott on

5:30

the TV and you're just like, you

5:32

just want to hate all black women because she's there. And

5:35

I don't hate all black women at all. But

5:37

I think she should be shot. Boy,

5:42

that's very triggering. I don't, I don't. That

5:45

bothered me to my, it's scary.

5:48

Especially when you think about the connotations of

5:50

being shot and stuff like that. Very, very,

5:53

very triggering. Do you know who you value up and

5:55

you say things like this? Yeah, it's actually nuts.

5:57

And the thing is, I just want to know what

5:59

Diane Abbott is. that has done, apart from just merely

6:01

existing, and just warrant. And that's the

6:03

thing, having the fucking audacity to

6:06

just be, irritates, because this

6:08

man is not alone in this. No, definitely

6:10

not. Just to be confident, to

6:12

be out there, they can say,

6:15

your presence alone irritates me so

6:17

much. That's very scary. That

6:19

I hate poor black women. Yeah,

6:21

for the sheer fact that she hasn't actually done anything and

6:23

you conjure up these emotions about

6:26

someone, that is very, very

6:28

scary. And when, you know, to premise

6:31

it by saying, oh, it's not racist or whatever, I'm

6:33

like, that is the epitome of racism. You

6:35

hate someone for no reason, and you put their

6:37

skin color in. Yeah, exactly. You've already told us

6:39

it's racist. Exactly, and it's like, you don't

6:42

like someone purely because of their skin color.

6:44

That is racism. And the cheek of that,

6:46

because the Phoenix partnership now said, it was

6:49

rude and they're deeply sorry, but it was nothing to

6:51

do with her gender or her color. You

6:53

said black and woman in the same sentence. You

6:55

fucking half-wits. What the

6:57

hell? Like,

6:59

what? No, the gaslighting

7:01

is actually insane. Like, the gaslighting

7:04

of saying something very,

7:07

very incredibly racist and then trying to tell us that

7:09

it's got nothing to do with, it's not victim and

7:11

it's not racism is fucking scary. And

7:16

that's what I kept on seeing afterwards. Like, I'll

7:18

be so real, the statement doesn't necessarily shock me.

7:20

Like, the audacity does, do you know what I

7:22

mean? Like, that's mad. You

7:24

know, it doesn't shock me in a sense that

7:26

I'm surprised by it. It

7:29

was such a sad reminder. But

7:32

like, especially if you happen to be a black

7:34

woman who is, who is what, she's

7:36

resilient. She's gonna talk, she's gonna be out

7:38

and about. And I

7:41

think, I know it's true, I know it

7:43

to be true, but I forget how just

7:45

you existing like that. Yeah,

7:47

people, yeah. Like,

7:50

so much so they hate your whole race. Yeah,

7:53

it reminds me of what Liam Neeson said. Like,

7:55

that's a common thread about one person, this person,

7:58

I've even done it. Like, Diane Abbott is... completely

8:00

innocent, she hasn't done anything apart from existing and

8:02

fighting the good fight and having done her job

8:04

for as long as she's done it and that

8:06

actually that much that you think that she, death

8:09

is the only thing that's really existing. And

8:11

it makes you head for black women. I'm sorry,

8:13

if that isn't racism then what do they, I

8:15

think people actually think that racism is like lynching.

8:17

Yeah, they think it's like if you're not

8:19

lynching, if you're not actually physically going and

8:22

grabbing people by their necks and killing them,

8:24

like just the thought alone or just to

8:26

express the thought that's not racism. You think a

8:28

70 year old woman should get shot. For what? For

8:32

what? Like, what are you saying?

8:34

And you know what makes it even

8:36

worse? What they have now done

8:38

is they have now willed out the coon.

8:41

The coon brigade, they're always ready to come

8:43

out and play. They have, well whatever producers,

8:46

whatever TV show has called them up and

8:48

said, hey would you like to make a statement about this?

8:51

And them and their coon of yourself have gone to their

8:53

coon of the lit and then got on television to be

8:55

like, oh I don't actually think he was being racist. That's

8:58

the thing that scares me you know. Like

9:00

what he said doesn't necessarily shock me. I

9:02

mean it does kind of because like you said it's so

9:04

easy to just be living your life and forgetting

9:06

that people have these thoughts. Like it really is. I don't

9:09

live my life like that, do you know what I mean? And

9:11

then you get these like really mad

9:14

reminders that actually it's not like that. But it's the

9:16

doubling down after. Like it's the gaslighting

9:18

after. That's what bloody bothers me. Like

9:20

you've got these people that will never

9:22

experience racism a day in their life,

9:24

because it takes what racism is. And

9:26

people are on these news platforms and these channels

9:28

saying it's not actually racism because dot dot

9:30

dot. It's not actually, what the hell

9:32

do you know? What is racism in? What the hell?

9:35

Like how do you know? I don't think it's for the people that face the

9:37

thing, the people that are the oppressors of

9:39

the thing, to take what the ism is. It's

9:41

not even micro. It's so maxi. It's so

9:44

maxi pad. It's not subtle. It's

9:49

not micro. It's

9:52

not wow. It's just in

9:54

your face blatantly. I

9:56

want to know what would have to happen

9:58

for people to admit that it's racism. Why

10:00

did they shoot you? You nigger!

10:02

No, but otherwise people have been shot and

10:04

they have still not called it that. What

10:07

in these people's eyes needs to happen before

10:09

you can admit it's racism? The first thing

10:12

to say, I'm killing you because you're black. Yeah, I

10:14

think. And they were like, I'm

10:16

fine. But maybe he meant because

10:18

you're wearing black. Yeah, exactly. I think

10:20

it will be danced around. It

10:22

doesn't really mean that. And it's like,

10:24

why are you having all these old white

10:26

men talking about racism on these platforms? I've

10:29

seen it come up on the news. The black people

10:31

have gone on to say it's not racist. If people

10:34

that don't suffer

10:36

from it, if people that will never face it,

10:38

it's so insane. And then like you said, they

10:40

wheel out the coons to come and

10:42

do their dirty work. And it's like, you motherfuckers, don't you realise

10:44

on a normal day, no one wants to hear what you've

10:46

got to say unless you're beveiling a good,

10:48

good fight. The man who just sizes, it's like,

10:51

you're not, Jo, try not to be racist. He knows

10:53

it. Yeah, yeah. In

10:56

fact, it's because he had very racist intentions. And I

10:58

don't know that when we recorded this, Rishi Sunak

11:00

has said it's unacceptable, but it hasn't said it

11:02

was racist yet. I don't know if he has

11:04

now said it's racist, but initially it was just

11:06

unacceptable, but not quite racist. Rishi,

11:10

it might be news to you. You

11:12

wasn't elected. Like, no one would pick you.

11:16

Don't ever get assisted by that. Don't think

11:18

these white people love your brown ass. You

11:20

wasn't elected. Give them the power. But

11:23

who was the other koon they got out of here,

11:25

P.T. Patel? I mean,

11:27

look, where does koon get you? I just wanted to say,

11:30

give them the power. These white

11:32

people, they're not going to vote

11:34

for you. You

11:36

have not been elected. You was put there by

11:39

force, by fire. No. Like,

11:42

come on. It's insane. It's

11:44

insane. But do you know what? I've

11:46

got the utmost respect for Diana, but I mean, I don't

11:48

know how she's been doing this I

11:51

just want her to have a say on you. I want her to

11:53

just resign from politics because she's not even part of... She has, really.

11:56

Like, she's okay. She's not an MP anymore. I

11:58

just... And do you know what? She

12:00

said something about her safety. Yeah, oh God,

12:02

that really got to me. She

12:05

can't even be out in public. Because she

12:07

said that she's like, I'm from Hackney, she

12:09

was the MP of Hackney. She's like, I

12:11

live in Hackney, I live by myself. And

12:14

you're saying these things, but I have to consider

12:17

that someone might have just got a bit gassed about what

12:19

you're saying and things. Don't you worry, I'll do the job

12:21

for you. And that's what happens. People

12:23

make these outlandish statements, but they're never the ones

12:26

that are gonna, God forbid, pull the trigger for

12:28

lack of a better phrase. You're

12:30

gonna galvanize other people that are gonna go and

12:32

do the dirty work for you. Do you know what

12:34

I mean? The people that have got a lot less

12:36

to lose and all the rest of it. So it's

12:38

just scary to have time. And even at the

12:41

Black women, they have to consistently support Diane

12:43

or talk about this. It's

12:46

so, let's have a day

12:48

off. Just keep us a year. Let's

12:51

have a laugh. We too, we like joy, we

12:53

like laughter. We like to be so unserious. I

12:56

would love to consistently be on stage. I'm

12:58

a fun girl. I

13:01

am a fun girl. We love enjoyment. I

13:03

love enjoyment. I love feeling this, but you're

13:05

not just, you

13:08

just make it serious all the time because

13:10

we don't get like, your joy has to

13:13

be so stubborn. But then we get told

13:15

we're playing the race cards. Like, guess what?

13:17

We don't wanna play the race cards, you know?

13:19

We just wanna coexist, live our lives, earn our money,

13:21

pay our taxes. I wouldn't want to pay my taxes.

13:23

I don't wanna pay my taxes. But you know, we

13:25

just wanna face our fun and just live our lives.

13:28

Like, no one wants to step on your territory and

13:30

do nothing. We just wanna exist, like have

13:32

a day off. Yeah, and just to black them in,

13:36

do you know the resolution to this is your stubborn

13:38

joy? The resolution to this

13:40

is like payback times, late trade. Like, as

13:42

in, they

13:44

can't hold us down. You

13:48

have to be so determined to be like, no.

13:50

Because these things, even if it doesn't wear you

13:52

down in the most obvious way, it just cracks

13:54

at you every single day. That often you just

13:56

be like, you know what? Let me just go

13:58

for a smaller life. easier and we see

14:00

it happens all about parents let me just be grateful

14:02

to be here let me be quiet let me not

14:05

make a fuss it's just easier yeah

14:08

and you dim so much of yourself because it's

14:10

just easier yeah

14:13

and that's how they

14:15

wish yeah yeah all the

14:18

approaches win they just chip at you every single

14:20

day until you've got nothing left you know in

14:22

them rooms that the light goes on like this

14:24

and everybody just keeps doing stuff that your dial

14:26

just keeps getting dimmer and dimmer and dimmer and

14:29

so you're just kind of like walking around and

14:31

then you get to see this joy every couple

14:33

of months when you go to Jamaica or Africa

14:36

and then you come back and then you're

14:39

sad again yeah and it's hard because you don't want

14:41

to because you can like switch all of this stuff off

14:43

and just live your life and just pretend it's not happening

14:45

it's almost dangerous to do that but if you but you

14:47

also can't because then you're gonna miss the blind spot yeah

14:49

do you know what I mean and it's just like yeah

14:52

out of nowhere something just comes and hits you like a

14:54

ton of bricks yeah

14:56

I don't know what the answer is but

14:58

it's just yeah it's scary

15:00

that's all I can say and just shout out Diane

15:02

Abbott man and I hope she's hope

15:04

she's well as well as you can be

15:06

given the circumstances like someone wanting to threaten

15:08

your life just for existing she's appointed to

15:11

the police and I really hope

15:13

there's something about it I'm not gonna

15:15

hold my breath but I just think

15:17

yeah report things all the time yeah

15:20

man what a shitty little country yeah

15:22

what a shitty note to start on

15:24

what a shitty little country I'm to

15:26

white people's business oh

15:29

the royals the the the

15:32

biggest of the whites the royal

15:34

family where is

15:36

Kate where is Kate where's Kate do you

15:38

know what I'll be so real usually

15:40

I love a conspiracy theory and all that

15:43

I haven't been that invested in this one but I've

15:45

seen it I've seen it like I know that there's

15:47

all kinds of mad speculations from bbl to death

15:50

to running running away to affairs like all

15:52

sorts of things but where is she like

15:54

hey where you at girl if you're listening

15:57

to this come and talk to us let's

15:59

see Like, come, exactly, come

16:01

tell us about your experience. First,

16:03

this is the most interesting thing Kate has ever

16:05

done. Yeah. Yeah, for

16:07

real. So for that, thank you. Like,

16:09

for just, like, garnering some interest and

16:11

just adding a bit more to your

16:13

plotline. Because for now, your plot mileage

16:15

is very, like, married soon to be

16:17

king and just lived a very mer-mer

16:19

ever after. So thank you for adding

16:21

some Genesis Aquatic to your plot. I

16:24

really, really appreciate that. I was to

16:26

write this, and I've been told people have said this,

16:28

but she's doing a gong girl on him,

16:31

is what I think. Right. So, for

16:34

years, allegedly, William

16:36

has been cheating for years. Right. Like,

16:39

that's, like, he's been cheating for years and years

16:41

and years. And apparently,

16:43

all press have kind of, like, said it apart from the

16:46

UK press. The UK press kind of stays away from it.

16:48

They don't talk about it, blah, blah, blah. But it's all

16:50

very apparent and alleged. Anyway, so I think that, like, Kate

16:52

knows this, just like the gong

16:54

girl thing, she knows this. And she's sick

16:56

of it. So now she knows that, since

16:58

Lillie Burt died, right, the popularity of the royals has

17:00

gone down. Right. Like,

17:02

as in that Lillie Burt was holding, well,

17:05

her, if old age was

17:07

thinking her back painted, because she was

17:09

carrying, she was carrying that family. So

17:12

now that Lillie Burt is not around

17:14

no more, the popularity of the royal family is

17:16

very much different. Like, as in that child is not the most

17:19

liked. So I think she's like, this is my

17:21

perfect time to strike. You lot are in

17:23

shit. So what I'm going

17:25

to do is I'm now going to do

17:27

this to finish the reputation of

17:29

the public eye. Like,

17:32

I'm going to, I'm going to, like, I'm just not

17:34

going to say anything. I don't even think we know

17:36

where she is. I think she fucked off. And she's

17:38

just watching this laugh and thinking that. And then when

17:40

his reputation is at the bottom, it's going to pop

17:42

out. She will rise like a phoenix

17:44

and bash you. On Good Morning America and do an

17:46

interview. And that's what I think she's going to

17:48

do. Do you know what? That would be fucking

17:51

interesting if that was... That is one for the history book.

17:53

Yeah. If that was to

17:55

be the story that happens. I've got

17:57

no idea where Kate could be. You're

18:00

so real. Yeah,

18:02

I've got no idea. And I know dodgy shit

18:04

is going on because normally... It's definitely dodgy. So, boy, your

18:06

family don't dispute rumors, just like I let you say what

18:09

you want to say and carry on. You do all the

18:11

stuff with the pictures being... That was spooky. That's

18:13

what spooked me out a little bit. So,

18:15

they released some pictures on Mother's Day of

18:17

Kate and the kids, allegedly. But then

18:19

people had detected that it was basically all

18:22

AI. And they'd kind of like...

18:24

They'd realised that the facial expression was the exact

18:26

same facial expression. It was from her Vogue magazine

18:28

cover or something. And they'd realised that it actually

18:30

had been edited. And I think it's

18:32

actually true, but they've admitted that the picture was doctored

18:35

in Photoshop,

18:37

which is insane. Like you said, they

18:39

don't really address things like that. Especially

18:42

not mad, like online rumors and stuff like that.

18:44

But it was actually true. Like,

18:47

you detectives are really fucking good. I mean, I

18:49

could have never looked at that and known that

18:51

was Photoshop. I don't even see them in close

18:53

enough. I don't even see them when the girls do

18:55

it on Instagram. Because I don't see them. Yeah, exactly.

18:57

They care about it. Yeah, same. I don't care. I

19:00

don't care. I don't care. So,

19:03

the fact that people actually did that, like you people are really, really invested.

19:05

But that's mad. That's mad that they had to come out and say that

19:07

it was like an old

19:09

picture. And it's mad because they never came out to tell us

19:11

that it wasn't Kate that made Megan cry. Do

19:14

you know what? I

19:16

just like the story. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, I like

19:18

the speculation about it. I'm not invested in a

19:20

tiny way bit of... I just like the

19:23

story. I like that it allows me to

19:25

like, you know, flex my storytelling skills. I

19:27

don't give a flying fuck where Kate made it to this. Yeah,

19:30

I'm not particularly... Don't distract me. When a big donor,

19:32

the government is telling us that we should get shot, you think

19:34

I should give a... Yeah. I

19:37

think she's absolutely fine. I don't give an ex. She

19:39

just doesn't want to be pictured right now. There probably

19:41

is some stuff going on in their marriage. I

19:45

think that's as far and as interesting as it gets. Can

19:47

a divorced man be king? I mean... I don't

19:49

think they can. But can a divorced man be king? But

19:52

can a divorced man be king? I think Charles was king now

19:54

and he was divorced. He got married before he became a king.

19:57

But he divorced Anna. Yeah, but

19:59

he was. king. Oh okay

20:01

yeah yeah. I've

20:04

got a wife. Can you

20:06

be divorced and be king? There's many roles to being a king.

20:08

Can you be a single king? Can you be a bachelor king?

20:11

Yeah! An

20:15

eligible bachelor and a king at the same time.

20:17

Yeah and then we can make every TV show

20:20

about it. Do you know what really surprised me

20:22

about William? I have never seen someone's

20:24

looks fall down. William used to

20:26

be a good looking boy. I

20:29

can't. It's someone's reputation that's like because I

20:31

always thought he was really sweet like they're

20:34

Diana's boys isn't it? Yeah, let me

20:36

be a small boy. And then as

20:38

more and more stuff started to resurface

20:41

with Megan and stuff it's like damn he's actually got

20:43

a sinister side to him. But so it is I

20:45

think that he just takes it very seriously. He wants

20:47

it. I think he wants it. He you

20:50

know yeah he takes it very very seriously. He

20:52

wants to play by the rules. He believes in

20:54

the tradition. He believes in all of that. Oh

20:56

he just can't wait to be king. No one

20:58

says to me. No one says to me here.

21:01

No one says to me king. Oh

21:13

gosh yeah but quite frankly I don't care what's happening

21:15

with Cape Coditin but like the stories are fun. The

21:17

stories are hilarious. I'm having a good time.

21:19

Yeah no because I was just

21:22

gonna say like it's mad how

21:24

this can be something that's kind of bringing people

21:26

together because everyone's chiming in with the speculation

21:28

like black white whatever I like and

21:30

then something like that goes and happens with

21:32

fucking Diana and then you realise how

21:34

divisive everything actually is. Yeah. Everyone was chiming

21:36

in like it was banner for

21:39

a long time. What was the other thing that we all chimed in

21:41

on? Everybody. Do you remember? Oh it's bad but when the people went

21:43

missing under the sea. Do you

21:45

remember? And everybody and it's not funny because obviously people

21:47

died but like people were really trying we were

21:50

all involved like we that's when we were a

21:52

world kind of thing. So yeah it's

21:54

just a shame. Do

21:57

you have any hypotheses on where Cape Coditin is? Do

22:00

you know what? I don't. I think, I don't

22:02

think this is as interesting as what we think.

22:04

I do think there's some dodgy stuff going on.

22:06

Do not get it twisted. I think there's something

22:09

very mad because a public person, the whole job

22:11

is to be public and you haven't been public.

22:13

So yeah, I feel like the

22:15

public have the rights to be interested. I

22:17

remember when I was doing my journalism course

22:20

and it was like, is this in the public

22:22

interest or is it interesting to the

22:24

public? And I always remember that. And that's

22:26

how they kind of determine what they put

22:29

in the news and what we

22:31

should know and what we shouldn't know. Say that

22:33

again. Is it in the public interest or will

22:35

the public be interested? Or is it in the

22:37

interest of the public? So if it's in the

22:39

interest of the public, then we

22:41

have the right to know. If it's something that the

22:45

public are interested in, it's because we just want to know. I

22:47

guess you don't have to know. Yeah, exactly.

22:49

You don't have to know, but we just want

22:51

to know for whatever entertainment value, whatever. But I

22:53

do think because she is a public figure, it

22:56

is within the public interest that we know. What's

22:58

her royal surname? It's not Middleton, is it?

23:01

Isn't it? Isn't their

23:03

surname Windsor? No, Windsor's where they live. Sorry.

23:05

I actually don't know their surname.

23:08

Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no. These are the kind of questions

23:10

that I think they ask you before you get your

23:12

British citizenship, please. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I've

23:15

got no idea what they're saying. Varn Mabel is somewhere.

23:17

That's where the Queen dies. That's not where they live.

23:20

Windsor? No, it might be Windsor. What's the royal family

23:22

surname? What's

23:25

like Charles's surname? Prince Miss? Charles

23:28

Windsor. It is Windsor. You're right.

23:30

It is Windsor. It's Windsor. Do

23:33

you know what I really want to do? I want to

23:35

ask you a question that they asked people to prove

23:38

that extra-biblicousism. Okay. Because

23:40

if you guys are born here,

23:42

like me, you wouldn't know

23:45

this. But when you apply for

23:47

British citizenship, yes, that was it.

23:49

You smashed it there. But you

23:52

had to do a test to kind of prove

23:54

like you're British enough. And like, can I just

23:56

do that with you quickly? Okay, cool. I won't

23:58

answer all the questions for you. Which

24:00

king was executed in 1649? I

24:04

already... when you said which king, I

24:06

was already King Edward.

24:09

That man ain't even on the list. Oh, damn it,

24:11

madam. Was it Charles I? No, James

24:13

I, Charles II, James V or Charles I? Charles

24:17

I? I don't know,

24:19

I was just guessing. Yeah, you were right.

24:21

Charles I. I went and

24:23

edit this so that I just get it right. Who

24:28

built the Tower of London? Is

24:31

it William the Conqueror, Queen Victoria,

24:34

Queen Elizabeth, Olivia Cromwell? Yes, it

24:36

is. Queen?

24:38

What are the options again? William

24:41

the Conqueror, Queen Victoria, Queen

24:43

Elizabeth I and Olivia Cromwell.

24:46

Queen Elizabeth? You think she built

24:48

it? I thought it was

24:50

more like he was in rain when it was built. William

24:53

the Conqueror. William the Conqueror. Oh, mm-hmm.

24:57

I was going to go with him as well. I was

24:59

going to go with him. Which

25:01

territory is not part of Great

25:04

Britain? Wales, Northern Ireland, England, Scotland?

25:07

Northern Ireland. Yeah, you're right. That should be

25:09

right. I know we're wrong. What? No, we're

25:11

right, we're right. Yes, England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales,

25:13

inside, outside, inside, on. Yeah, yeah,

25:15

I remember, yeah. Okay, last

25:18

question. How often are Prime

25:20

Ministers' questions held in Parliament?

25:25

Once a week. Let's

25:27

try that. That

25:29

will be correct. So you might actually have put this in. You

25:32

might have given me a passport. If

25:35

you didn't get it by birth, you might have put it

25:37

by a pass-by-n-a-test. Okay. I

25:41

thought my button was a place. Oh,

25:46

damn, imagine being that rich. Mountbatten,

25:49

Windsor. I've never heard the Mountbatten thing. Because

25:51

that's when the Queen died, isn't it? Yeah,

25:53

she was chilling there when she was announced. I mean, I

25:55

thought they got to chill. That's for the holiday, girl. Right.

25:59

Yeah, but I didn't realise it was. like named

26:01

after them. But yeah, in case you're not British,

26:03

those are the fun facts about the British Empire.

26:05

Did you not enjoy that history lesson? I had

26:07

no clue about any of that. I

26:10

hope Kate is alive, but

26:12

I pray the story standards for the plot. But I

26:14

do feel like they've probably seen it and

26:17

like now they're just doing the most.

26:19

Because I just think they probably, because let's

26:21

be real, like you were saying, they haven't

26:24

had attention for a long time apart from

26:26

Meghan, which I guess they would consider Meghan

26:28

to be bringing them negative attention. Yeah, yeah,

26:30

definitely. Outside of that and the

26:32

Queen's there, the PR's not been PR-ing.

26:34

Totally great. I think that they're probably kind of

26:37

like enjoying just being front pages again

26:39

and just

26:41

getting some form of attention. But my

26:45

spirit is telling me it's not interesting. I think we're going

26:47

to see William go visit Diana in Hackney. Oh yeah,

26:50

yeah. They'll take a

26:52

picture outside of Town Hall and then we can

26:54

all forget about all of these awful things that

26:56

are happening. Maybe that's the next thing I hope

26:58

she doesn't engage in that. Don't let them use

27:00

you to. Like, yeah. When I remember she was 4 to

27:02

70, I was out laughing. Yeah. I

27:04

mean, that is so fucking nuts.

27:06

Brilliant. Sensational. But what are the

27:08

good things that's been happening? What

27:12

good things have been happening? Tell me good things. I

27:14

don't know. Good might be a threat. But these

27:16

things have been happening though. Like discussions have been

27:18

being had. Have you caught up with all others

27:20

once? Yes, I'm all done. Okay,

27:22

yes, am I? Unfortunately for Johnny and

27:24

Amy, we did not watch your part

27:27

of the show. Well, I didn't. Why are we nasty people?

27:29

I didn't give you. Why did everyone stop watching that? Because

27:31

we knew they were going to be happy. Yeah, exactly. That's

27:33

how you know. And not for any other reason

27:35

other than we know that they're

27:38

going to work out. You know you're going to work out. So

27:40

don't know some talks about Love is Blind on

27:42

here. But that guy was a stiff love.

27:44

He's not trying to get a woman pregnant.

27:47

Like he was not. And he basically, he did not

27:49

want to sound misogynistic air. So he didn't say it.

27:51

But he essentially was saying you need to go on

27:53

the on the pill. Yeah, he was even willing at

27:55

one point they looked into the sex and everything else.

27:57

He is a man that is serious.

28:00

about not shooting up the club. I have

28:02

never seen anyone this serious about it in

28:04

my life. Do

28:06

you know that people even joke about it? Oh,

28:08

let me put one in you. He wasn't trying to joke about

28:10

it. I don't want to go harsh with a child anywhere with

28:12

you at all whatsoever. He

28:18

was not keen on that at all. But I think

28:20

that's like, I mean, I hear it. I respect it.

28:22

He's basically saying he wants to get to a certain

28:24

point in his life before he brings children into

28:26

the world. But sometimes I feel like with

28:29

that kind of mindset, I feel like, will you ever

28:31

be ready? I don't even know if it's a ready

28:33

thing with him. You know, I just think he thought

28:35

we were never responsible for that part. Because there was

28:37

no part of him saying that, oh, I want to

28:40

use protection for my own safety. I don't want to

28:42

capture anything. And

28:45

that's your thing. He thought I always assumed women

28:48

took the pill. He said, fuck these kids.

28:50

And that the amount of times that they're done,

28:52

done a trial and every couple

28:54

of years, there's a new thing of that, hey, men can

28:56

get, there's a pill that's been made for men now. And

28:58

then it never hits the

29:00

market. Never hits the market. And to

29:02

be truth be told, I would not

29:04

trust a man. Me either. If

29:07

a man said he was on the pill, I'd be double-touched out.

29:09

I'd be like, don't you worry. I'd take one to still put

29:11

a condom on. I'd still be taking my pill. I'd still be

29:13

doing all of that. But I feel like he was saying,

29:15

I feel like he said the respect to me thing.

29:17

I feel like that was informative. Of course. I feel

29:19

like he knew that obviously he's not going to pressure her

29:21

to see. So anyway, them aside, because

29:23

like, respectfully, lovely couple, whatever, but

29:25

I didn't watch their parts. A.Z.

29:28

and motherfucking Clay and Jimmy

29:30

and Megan Fox. No, what was

29:33

her actual name? Not Meg Cholsey. Would you not be

29:35

funny if you said, what's it what they call, like

29:38

Megan Fow? Megan Fow. That's what they've been

29:41

calling her though. That's hilarious. I

29:45

was really proud of that. I guess I didn't

29:47

make that up. So I

29:49

have a lot of thoughts about my twin, A.D.

29:51

I don't see it.

29:53

I don't see it, but whatever. Yes.

29:55

So A.D. and Clay. So a lot

29:58

of like internet coming out. so it's

30:00

actually starting to piss me off about 80. No, it was a bit much.

30:02

One of the first ones is, and I've definitely done

30:04

this in the past, definitely done this in

30:06

the past, and I didn't even realise I had a problem

30:09

with it until I'm reading people do it, and I'm like, man, I

30:11

want people to shut up about that comment here, won't tell you. Yeah,

30:14

I saw a TikTok here where

30:16

someone like literally inserted her picture

30:19

and then they did like a transition and they like basically

30:21

given her a hairstyle that they thought would suit her and

30:23

they were like, they fixed it. I'm

30:27

sorry, I didn't even think her hair was that bad. And also, I

30:29

think we were just a leave out. That's

30:31

what leave outs do. Yeah. Like, if your hair

30:33

was not that long, that's what your leave out is

30:35

going to do. And again, she's on telling me about

30:37

that. But I think like, it's a deeper thing. I

30:39

think that can mean sometimes obsessed with this, like how

30:41

it presents ourselves. And I get it, right? This is

30:43

how the world sees us and we have to be

30:45

so perfectly primed and perfect all the time. So there's

30:47

that to go into it. And also, I think we

30:50

invite bullshit from other people. If we're up and

30:52

I say, hair, hair, hair, hair. Next and so on, as I

30:54

said, yeah, yeah, yeah, hair, hair. Like, I don't. I

30:57

don't think because I saw it so much. I was like, why am I

30:59

a bit uncomfortable about it? It was a lot like I. But

31:02

I didn't like it before. Was people

31:04

like proper doing deep dives on

31:06

her looks? Like, I thought that

31:09

that was beautiful. And

31:11

people just like feeling

31:13

so comfortable and OK. Talking about her face

31:15

card and her body and all of this

31:17

stuff like proper deep dives and hot takes

31:20

on someone's whole appearance if they're not going to be

31:22

reading it and like comment on the show.

31:24

The show is there. Like they thought it was. They

31:26

know. No, no, she didn't. She's

31:28

not. Exactly. She didn't go

31:30

there for you to be dissecting her look. She

31:33

went on there to do what she did. And

31:35

I don't think that even I would object to

31:37

people talking about the show because it comes with

31:39

the territory. But it's it's a particular kind of

31:41

scrutiny that isn't afforded to anybody else. I'm sorry.

31:44

No one was sitting. I mean, maybe Megan Fox,

31:46

but she she put on. But

31:48

the other women, no one really commented on their

31:50

looks. I didn't see anyone really doing a deep

31:53

dive on Laura's looks on Amy's looks. It was

31:55

very much about A.D. Yeah,

31:58

it's not lost on me that she. I'm

32:00

not sharing black comments. You know, I'm just sharing it. I

32:02

want this album to look like, why is she leading with

32:04

her body? Okay, let me have that body.

32:06

Yeah, I'll be your B. New friend! I'll try to find

32:08

my body leading as well. I don't think you understand. Back

32:10

as in, before my head is etched in somewhere, I make

32:12

sure my body gets in there first. And then it is

32:14

my booty. I'm walking back in your blackboard. A booty first.

32:17

Like I said, like, booty first. Everything

32:19

goes fine. Are you

32:22

joking? And her body looks like it's

32:24

been gym work. Her body looks bangin'. Her body

32:26

is bangin'. Why would I not lead with what

32:28

she considers her best thing? You don't let big-shred

32:30

girls do their curly hair. Yeah, exactly. There's

32:33

girls that have made whole personalities, whole accounts

32:36

about their curly hair. Their whole name or

32:38

their complexion is chocolate light. Everything they lead

32:40

with. It's like that. Well, we all accepted

32:43

that. Curly based, one, two, three. Mixed curly

32:45

hair. 49, underscore, eight.

32:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's true, it's true.

32:50

Let me have body-a-b. Also, there's no

32:52

reason why it's a bit mad, is because we always tell

32:54

people to just lead with the thing that you feel like

32:57

you like the most about yourself. So,

32:59

if she's hyper-aware that her

33:02

body bangs, she works hard for it, she looks good,

33:04

and this is what people like, I

33:07

don't see a problem with it. And

33:10

you can talk about in relations to

33:12

Clay, clearly Clay liked her body. And

33:14

I don't know this, but I feel like

33:16

they probably had great sex. They definitely, yeah, I think

33:18

they did. I feel like they had great

33:20

sex. And she knows that's what wins in her

33:22

relationship. She knows that this man likes it when

33:24

I'm sexy, and that's what she wants to go

33:26

with. I don't understand what a scrutiny is. And

33:28

sounds like when you got to do some backward,

33:30

I don't like backward-ended compliments. I don't like things

33:32

like that, man. So, I'm telling you, you're so

33:34

confident. What the fuck is that? I feel sad.

33:36

Yeah, exactly. It's just like, okay, people, yeah,

33:39

I don't even wanna repeat some of the things that people

33:41

are saying, because I feel like it's perpetuating it. But you

33:43

know what people, people know what they were saying, and it

33:46

was just, I just think it was just really uncalled for,

33:48

because I just feel like the same energy isn't afforded to

33:50

anybody else. And like you said, I think

33:52

that we do do it to ourselves. And I think sometimes,

33:55

in defense of that a little bit, I

33:57

feel like sometimes we do think we're in a vacuum. not

34:00

like when you're putting things out there, your algorithm

34:02

and the people that are reading and looking at

34:04

stuff isn't just people that look like you. Do

34:06

you know what I mean? Once everybody watches Love

34:08

is Blind so that means that that's like accessible

34:10

to everybody. And I just think, yeah, just be

34:13

careful. I remember I saw like another thing and

34:15

this speaks to my algorithm. I was looking at

34:17

stuff. I love the show. But

34:19

someone did a TikTok and they were like,

34:22

because there was a lot of conversation about whether he's colorist

34:24

or not. And sometimes

34:26

I think that's me either. I

34:28

thought sometimes that's projection because

34:30

you maybe don't find dark-skinned

34:33

women attractive. So because this situation didn't

34:35

work out, you're attributing it to her

34:37

complexion. I don't know.

34:39

I mean, he gave his reasons. I can only take it at

34:41

face value, but a lot of people would like come up with

34:43

the narrative that he's a colorist and he's a this and he's

34:45

a that. I don't know. I didn't necessarily get that, but

34:48

then someone took it a little bit further. And they

34:50

did this video saying that he's not a colorist, but

34:52

he is a his aesthetic

34:54

isn't AD. His aesthetic

34:56

would be more someone like Coco

34:59

Jones. So they basically were like, if

35:01

Coco Jones was behind the curtain or

35:03

if a Justine Sky or a Ryan

35:05

Destiny was behind the

35:07

curtain, he probably would have ended

35:09

up marrying her. I personally thought that was a

35:11

stretch because I don't think that Clay's reasons for

35:13

not marrying her actually had a different look. Yeah,

35:16

I think that I think that, listen, even with

35:18

the show financially, whatever, that man was not really

35:20

to be married. I don't know what that stuff was. Okay. Okay.

35:22

This is the key points I took from the

35:27

show. Right. So, um, this

35:29

whole thing was that his dad cheated

35:31

on his mum consistently. He was very

35:33

traumatized by that. He was clearly very, very

35:35

traumatized by that. And I know we can mock

35:37

it and then don't just don't cheat them. Don't

35:39

cheat. But I think that's not underestimate how not

35:41

seeing a good example of that will affect you

35:43

as like a grown up. We do give that

35:46

of that to women. If, if

35:48

we see our mums in bad relationships. Yeah.

35:50

So let's extend that basically like,

35:53

Hey, I can imagine a guy consistently, consistently

35:55

seen his father cheat on his wife. Feel

35:58

like, Oh shit. Is that what marriage meant? like it

36:00

doesn't maybe know how to be a good married man

36:02

because of the examples that he's seen. So I understand

36:04

that and when I was watching it and I was

36:06

like, you thought that shat the thing

36:08

was like, just stay together for the kids, just stay

36:11

even for the kids. Just like,

36:14

that's someone that stayed for the kids. She stayed.

36:16

Yeah. She didn't leave. And him. They

36:19

stayed for the kids, they made it work for the kids.

36:21

Look how fucked the kids are. Exactly. I

36:24

don't think you understand that like,

36:26

I think we all have, we're all gonna fuck up

36:28

our kids in some way, shape or form. I don't like, especially

36:30

if you haven't truly worked through your own shit, I think you're going

36:32

to pass it. Probably not intentionally, but this

36:34

narrative of that, like, if it's a bad relationship,

36:36

just stay for the kids. Kids are not stupid.

36:39

They pick up on energy. He saw

36:41

it. Like he saw it. You have loads of

36:43

kids that are like, oh yeah, they saw their

36:45

daddy kissing somebody or they saw something that looked

36:47

a bit dodgy. Like kids

36:50

are not stupid. So

36:52

if you stayed or not, this boy is

36:54

still less than like, my dad can personally cheat

36:56

in my mum. I don't

36:58

know if I can marry

37:00

someone. But even to unpack that further, I think

37:02

that that would be, and I'm

37:05

not Clay Defense League. I'm neither

37:07

here nor there with him, but I can imagine

37:09

that like, seeing that. So I remember like the

37:11

Jackson's used to talk about it all the time,

37:13

like how mad it was seeing their dad cheat

37:15

on their mum, because you love your mum. You

37:17

love your, you love your dad. You know that

37:19

they're married. Like I can imagine that that would

37:21

be a complete and utter mindfuck. And it really

37:23

did play out in how he was in the

37:25

relationship, but not to drop it. Like he

37:27

consistently refers to his parents' relationship. And I was

37:29

like, nah, this is something that's really bothered him.

37:31

I think it's sincere. And I think that people were

37:33

saying that he was using it. It's an excuse and

37:35

two things can be true at the same time. It

37:37

might've been all that. But I definitely think that the

37:39

fact that he referred to it so much meant

37:42

that it was a thing. My issue with

37:44

Clay, you know, because there were so many deep think

37:46

pieces and stuff about him and all the rest of

37:48

it was that, damn, like you took her all the

37:50

way up the aisle, hon. Like at

37:52

least Jimmy and Chelsea, at least they cut their

37:54

losses early. There was no word to plan it.

37:57

And he managed that moment. He wanted, he wanted,

37:59

yeah. Because that was a lot of stress. And

38:02

even our good sister, she's not ready to be married. She needs

38:04

to do a lot. She has

38:06

a lot of deep room insecurity. Her insecurity

38:09

was actually like, I was like, if I'm watching me

38:11

date at like 17, and

38:13

I think she felt like she's

38:15

so insecure that maybe this would be the best option

38:17

for her because someone's going to pick her

38:20

and it's got nothing to do with looks.

38:22

But at the end of the day, I feel like whether

38:25

he saw you or whether you didn't, if you've got

38:27

all of these things you need to unpack, I

38:29

think if you've got that many insecurities, you need to

38:31

do the work. I know it sounds so cringe, but

38:34

she needs to fix herself. So taking up

38:36

her and off the show, right? In terms

38:38

of like, reading yourself for a relationship or

38:40

for marriage or whatever, because I'm going to say

38:43

this, her insecurities would just look, what

38:45

other things should be like fixed that before

38:47

you go into this thing? Because the last episode

38:49

you were like, whatever issues that you have when you get

38:51

married, it doubles. So what would

38:54

you like advice someone to be like, hey,

38:56

if you're maybe a jealous person or

38:58

maybe someone who's consistently in consistently assurance,

39:00

maybe fix that before you get married.

39:03

Yeah, that's definitely one of them. I think that

39:05

we all have insecurities. So I wouldn't say that

39:08

you have to be insecure free before you get

39:10

into a relationship. But I think that if you

39:12

lead with that, if it's so heavy, then yeah,

39:15

you probably should try and fix that because at the end

39:17

of the day, you're going to have to compromise in the

39:19

relationship. So let's say even another one, if you're someone that

39:21

you've maybe been used to for so long,

39:23

like you're setting your ways, right? Now

39:25

you've got to go into a relationship

39:27

where you have to, not ask for

39:30

permission, but you know what I mean? Like you have

39:32

to inform someone of what you're doing. You have to

39:34

like give notice of what you're doing. That's a hard

39:36

adjustment to make. And I can imagine that

39:38

and it sounds so small, but when you're in

39:40

the situation, these things can build up and

39:43

build up and build up and cause bigger problems than

39:45

necessary. So I feel like, yeah, you might need to

39:47

understand that I can't just come and go as I

39:49

please anymore. Like I can't have a certain

39:52

level of independence while you're in a situation where

39:54

you're in a relationship now. It's not, you know,

39:56

you can't just come and go as you please.

40:00

Yeah, I definitely think if you've got kind

40:02

of insecure, I mean it's our insecurities by

40:04

like branch of it's different bangs, his insecurities

40:06

about people's friendships and that's another thing that

40:08

eyes up in emulation. Mackey things the

40:10

has lackeys in say he's got with x

40:12

that he had sex. With but now they're

40:14

friends but they've really close and he's got

40:16

a crisis of female friends. You

40:18

might want to fix that. You might want to

40:21

think about how you truly feel about that before

40:23

you still has his the hum not getting rid

40:25

of my friends see. What We Do

40:27

This. Flights. Here on out of your

40:29

time and I don't know why and he rather than I

40:31

was i mean me I'm leading more was even athletes at

40:33

the friends because the full at that food back into the

40:35

whole trust they if you awesome on as fast as you

40:38

the because. It's how is he The

40:40

upper the set nest nest me at Cb

40:42

may have been very I say i get

40:44

some air I see them as out his

40:46

eyesight com because hey buddy our capacity fly.

40:49

You enjoy it and will have not yet.

40:51

I may be like so it's psych. Hey

40:53

accepts that and if is that you clinic

40:56

set saying maybe. This. Person's not be

40:58

used finals at it but you can be each

41:00

other in secure. You can't be someone who naturally

41:02

doesn't There has to like compromise? Yep, Yep. Yep.

41:04

passed by as isn't as good as it is

41:07

that the has to do that. Then. He

41:11

went on maybe says it's like. says. That

41:13

was of he will stand that How I love

41:15

the thing that was very exhaust the an alibi

41:17

homicides you never said at the money he said

41:19

adding that and he was the five eyes that

41:22

he said it and then when he lived go

41:24

now as well and he was that have a

41:26

conflict. Two hours Do like. She

41:28

was just like album you didn't invite me

41:30

lights that that visa see. People that are

41:32

not compatible. I'll be very surprised that this

41:35

will give up by the the unions What?

41:37

you're not compatible or four. Cyl.

41:39

In Essex Indian is that? Yes, he mocks

41:41

like a lot of one has. One

41:44

person's hyper independent. Is. Probably

41:46

not science. what? Is your wife

41:48

being asked and the other person's a compromise? the such

41:50

a thing as compromises he much I think place if

41:52

you asked me to come so far on your side

41:54

but I'm losing who I am that's probably not the

41:56

right person to me like I'm happy to me in

41:59

the middle. They either know as and

42:01

I bought them but he added the think

42:03

pieces about that show in my them. I

42:05

get it is a social experiment and he

42:07

gets like. See. Human behavior

42:09

in full pay anything spices the bed.

42:11

The scrutiny that a the was gain

42:13

was just completely unwarranted and five messages

42:15

seem like the Parker Less seems that

42:17

some of the I could probably be

42:20

friends and. It seems cool lives he lives in

42:22

like my a vaccine know where she gets rejected

42:24

as you on the right with her niece's Is

42:26

that that? Yeah he bothered me that was and

42:28

I think that was the. Young

42:31

kids don't. Need some? Let her email

42:33

are as I know what they've done that

42:35

with. Why? Matte Black Dolls? He.

42:37

Is only hasan of nausea.

42:40

Themselves and rejecting. They.

42:43

Don't need to me that like like. And

42:45

then I love. That bothers me though, because I'm

42:47

really. says. Sometimes you can.

42:50

I see objection a lot. Notices.

42:52

I could be check the basis of like. Maybe.

42:54

Not with us. how to see something an anathema.

42:57

I've had it at one hundred of. Juno.

43:00

By mazes and articles you know what? sort out

43:02

their book any be a Viking? yeah I can

43:04

be quite like that. like on the hell, a

43:06

citizen in Nablus. Oh you know all. He had

43:08

ever heard about it for the in a big

43:10

step for a while be about me later. Assess

43:12

so as if I see what's that of that.

43:14

Oh, I hate. That they

43:16

seem Bannon is a what's they on

43:19

would imagine waiting for the money that

43:21

you thought to me cry and it's

43:23

probably a very early introduction. To that sorta

43:25

thing I think we do. It should add that

43:27

know that young people in general. Need to see

43:29

that kind of thing is I think it

43:31

speaks of a list of care where he

43:33

was. I had a that you think it's

43:35

even possible that stomach if I know what

43:37

that means was at the amounts of the

43:39

onset in her dress. Was David the also would

43:41

he was a that nice would you mean he said that

43:44

like it was all very can see the the I wonder

43:46

if the produces a with the best time for family. Like.

43:49

Little early to my that someone please made. This is

43:51

how I see my family work. When. She

43:53

is going down some differences at that with.

43:55

Good. as

43:57

at the every africans in black

43:59

children are not. When things will

44:01

pop up in family things and as

44:03

soon as you see a hint of it, some

44:05

adult, is that like, guys, let's

44:07

go. Like, let's go and you take

44:10

them upstairs. You

44:12

hear the tone and you even know to

44:14

excuse yourself kind of thing. Oh my God,

44:16

I love that social cue. You hear

44:18

what's up a little bit. Bruv, sex scenes.

44:21

That's what taught me. As soon

44:23

as you see someone kissing and

44:25

you know, they're going to be taking

44:27

off their clothes and they're going to be doing more than

44:30

kissing. You start coughing. You go to the toilet. You go

44:32

to the toilet. You

44:34

wait and then you come back when that shit

44:36

is done because it's just awkward. It's so weird.

44:38

People get close to you and you're like, oh,

44:40

I need to pee. It's coming. Yeah.

44:43

Goodbye. Yeah. I was just surprised. Nobody took them babies. Maybe

44:45

I'm an auntie now. Maybe I'm old, but I was like,

44:47

why don't you take the babies away? Yeah, it was hard

44:49

to watch. The babies certainly to

44:51

see it. It's like, how soon was hard to watch. I

44:53

didn't watch it till late and I was trying to avoid

44:55

all the spoilers and stuff. And I

44:58

didn't. I didn't big

45:00

that woman and I hate watching that woman

45:02

get rejected. Yeah, it was a lot. And

45:04

it affects me like

45:06

it truly like affect. Do you know what line I

45:08

hear when. Apparently they're still together though. She

45:11

loves it. I like it. What line I hear a

45:14

lot with that and we used to sit it as well. But

45:16

it's that like, and I find it so

45:18

sad, like genuinely like it makes me so

45:20

sad. A woman like, when is it going

45:22

to be my turn? Yeah. I

45:25

find that line so heart weighting because it's

45:27

so loaded. And

45:30

by that line alone, when is it going to be my

45:32

turn? You know everything that they say. And

45:34

it's like, how come some women get this and I don't. And you

45:36

can apply it. And if you don't want to get it. Yeah. Even

45:40

just the love context as well.

45:42

Yeah. It's a very heavy thing. It's like, yeah, when is

45:45

it going to be my turn? And it's such a

45:47

deep question that maybe you ask yourself like, why is

45:49

it never me? It's like, especially if you're someone who

45:51

gets to celebrate with people all the time. You do

45:53

this and you're like, when

45:56

is it going to be my turn? I just felt really

45:58

sad for her. Yeah. No, it was, it was, it was. Let

46:00

me painful to watch. and then I can imagine. That

46:02

a why should listen Moscow's. I hope she

46:04

in waves are hopes of within social because

46:06

I'd yeah I would. I. Wouldn't.

46:09

One of his linux. About Margot for that time

46:11

to get was that away in a man

46:13

opportunity. To Jay's I guess she has to do

46:15

it from that perspective of spinach and I woke

46:17

up my five minutes for the next season's thoughts.

46:20

Let me just one up as much as I

46:22

can boss. Yeah, people's As I just don't agree

46:24

with people doing deep dives into people's lives. I

46:26

want to do it very mad when not be

46:28

flooded. Ah, I just.

46:31

Wanna. See if is possible so that he is. Clay

46:33

was of us like anyway because the way he was.

46:35

So adamant about he nice that I wear them

46:37

as if I actually never take the most. Girls

46:40

are you. Fucking the way was I

46:42

did not say when it was like wait we have to get

46:44

my does that the yeah as I did you ever see The

46:47

father was a. Disease it resembles the regulations of

46:49

they say you're sorry, blind and the humanity

46:51

And decide if you're going to marry. Them

46:53

on off by been absolutely that is not

46:55

will. And. Is not be true but

46:58

not before. For people notice, it can never be me.

47:00

Sorry. I could never see and honestly, When I

47:02

was cycling so much in the last for I Love You

47:05

are lucky when I saw to I Love You and when

47:07

they refer to the other places they would seasons with the

47:09

put his exes. It just makes me cringe.

47:11

I'm just last Er. I mean I don't know

47:13

how long the prices has been. Nothing that I

47:15

promise you night never be me like I should

47:18

never ever be in this. even if slightly says

47:20

they pull Mckenna hypnotized Mia from the Will Be

47:22

An Actress. For. Mckenna hypnotize me and

47:24

the hip that the hypnosis what yes there is

47:26

no part of me that's and dive into a

47:28

pods I don't know what was passengers on it

47:30

care what was this Been in a just could

47:33

never have it would never happen I would never

47:35

love he. he doesn't like as that.

47:38

Other really. Miss

47:41

the most that he gives you that my foxes

47:43

and heavy i might things nobody will say funny

47:45

you say this will say that but the be

47:47

in loves me. Been in love. Is.

47:49

Put Footprint Presents presents hits on

47:52

how you looks, Joe.

47:55

Oliver. said heaven's sake of i am

47:57

sorry i like to the way i

47:59

like Like fancy is so

48:01

deeply ingrained. Yeah, because otherwise you're

48:04

my friends Element

48:10

I just don't see what separates you from

48:12

a friend then if what separates is that

48:14

attraction and attraction doesn't have to be like

48:16

They're You know standard of

48:18

beauty you generically could look at whatever just whatever it is for

48:20

me in it But if I don't have that element if that

48:22

element is removed, then I'm talking to

48:25

my old buddy old pal I guess open

48:27

heart to fall in love. That's why they

48:29

can yeah Met

48:35

you before and then we had

48:37

distance we talk on the phone at a falling off of

48:39

you But I would have had to see you here. Yeah,

48:41

I've been a caskety Do you like any person's that cool?

48:43

Yeah, I like I like the look of them and they

48:45

can fall in love by our phone call Yeah,

48:47

not phone call, but you know series. Yeah Yeah,

48:50

we've laid eyes on you so I for me personally love

48:53

is not blind that's me But

48:55

yeah, yeah if I don't Have

48:58

the attraction because most of us we meet

49:00

someone like oh And

49:03

I love a crush and then everything kind of like happens

49:05

after so doing it the other way round Because

49:08

even if this is a I've been in other you

49:11

spawn me in the in the pod if I see

49:13

you and I don't fancy I guarantee The

49:17

law will go out the window be like Scammers

49:21

Mm-hmm. I know the economy is really

49:23

bad at the moment, but scammers are

49:25

so unimaginative right now Well, they do

49:27

what sex ain't the boy from a

49:29

oh my god. No, I'm not one Packing

49:33

of good one. That's about that the warehouse From

49:41

your address and within

49:43

24 hours You

49:46

know what I had one as well I was gonna put it in the group

49:48

chat cuz I was like this seems legit An

49:51

email address same thing outlook and

49:53

it says from every I

50:00

don't know if this is what you just read. We

50:03

regret saying form you get, we are unable to deliver

50:05

your package due to a missing address, update address with

50:07

a link. Please apply yes, then

50:09

exit the text message and open it again to

50:11

activate the link. Or copy the link and

50:13

open it in your life. By a force, you're gonna click

50:16

on this link. So they basically said, if you click on

50:18

the link, if that doesn't work, copy and paste

50:20

it into a random query. When has, I

50:22

mean, when have they ever said, mate, you have

50:24

to do that much? Where do you miss, it

50:26

says, what your mail, like it actually says from there.

50:29

Not a random outlook address. Scammers

50:31

are so, they get lazy exactly. Because

50:34

back in the day, not even back in the

50:36

day, when people were scamming via email, they will

50:38

be making apple.com. And

50:41

then he told me that they were like, you have to look

50:43

out for little random full stops here and there. Like it's little

50:45

things that you won't pick up on that will tell you if

50:47

it's a shit or not. Everything,

50:49

the artwork, everything is correct.

50:52

Now they're getting lazy. This is one said

50:54

from dot, dot, dot from outlook. That

50:56

is fucking lazy. You couldn't even be bothered to

50:58

get a real mail. It's been 24 hours. He's

51:00

gonna beat me up. Like is it like. Come

51:03

on, like he's sitting on that. Like,

51:05

yeah, he will do. Because

51:07

there's a woman called Jen Shire, yeah. Shout out all the

51:09

people that watch all the housewives of sort of Lake City. And

51:12

this woman was a scammer, which I never understand why people

51:14

do housewives when they're scamming, because you're always gonna get caught.

51:16

And that's what she was doing. She was doing like digital

51:19

marketing, scamming and stuff. So basically she was getting old

51:21

people to like sign up to these websites and put

51:23

their car details in and then just taking money.

51:25

Yeah. Even if it's like $5 a month. It

51:28

will add up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 25,000 people. Yeah.

51:31

And she became a millionaire doing this. I mean, she's in

51:34

jail now. But. Scamming old

51:36

people is the lowest of the low man. Because

51:38

the scamming old people is so bad. Like, scam

51:40

big companies. Like, you know, like, scam

51:42

Amazon. Like, as in like. Yeah,

51:45

those people are right. But like, the

51:47

scammer old people is actually so sad.

51:49

It's disgusting, the scamming people have their pensions. Speaking

51:51

of stammers. Okay, this

51:54

is. Is anybody else not

51:56

kind of like suspicious of how Greg's is opening

51:58

that every station is. Well. I was meant

52:00

to say that to you because when are they gonna blow the

52:02

open this one? It's open now. No, but was it open? Yeah,

52:04

it's open now. Yeah. I

52:06

was out in Wright City the other day as well

52:09

and it's a brand new shiny Greggs. And

52:11

here's my thing, right? In

52:14

this economy where people are closing down, how

52:16

come you've got the money to open

52:19

in all Central London stations? Because

52:21

we love a sausage roll in this country. All

52:23

speaking of that, guess how much one single sausage roll

52:25

is now? It used to be £1.10. One

52:27

single in one. I bought it yesterday. Geez.

52:33

They used to be 90p. Oh, 2 for £1.50

52:35

or something like that. Yeah. He

52:37

said, yeah, that's £1.45. I said,

52:39

what's £1 for sausage and

52:41

butter? It was sex as if it didn't taste good.

52:44

Yeah, because the cheapness is better than cheap girls. What

52:47

makes it good, isn't it? That's

52:49

probably how they can afford to open. They just open everywhere

52:51

and I'm like, wait, everyone is closing. No one has money.

52:54

How come Spegs has money? What's

52:56

going on here? When the central

52:58

British staple. They're never going

53:01

to go down. They've got merch. Have Gregs got

53:03

merch? Yeah, they've sent it in Primark. Okay.

53:05

They literally have Greg trainers. And I think

53:07

it's supposed to be like, I'm

53:09

so cool. I can wear Greg's merch. I

53:12

remember there was a girl, I used to

53:14

think she was this shit. She used to

53:16

have so much like gold knuckle duffins. Do

53:18

you remember the stuff of the sovereign ring?

53:20

Do you remember the ladies' offering? Yes, I

53:22

do. I'll never forget ladies' merch. No, that

53:25

reminds me of something that I saw. Right.

53:27

So there's this channel on YouTube called Black

53:29

Femininity TV. And shout out to her because

53:31

she makes documentaries about like music history and

53:33

stuff. And they're sick. They're so good. And

53:35

she did one recently. I checked it out. I

53:38

was like, oh, I haven't seen anything pop up from her lately.

53:40

And she did one about like cultural appropriation

53:42

and like the time

53:44

in the early noughties where there were all

53:46

these rappers like white women cosplaying as

53:49

like rap. But the thing is, if

53:51

you watch it, it was so bad. I

53:55

can't believe I was actually alive in this time.

53:58

This was like early 2000s. And

54:00

there was one called, I think her name's

54:02

Quayshaun, like literally, like

54:05

you can't make it up. Like if someone was to do a

54:07

skit now, it would be how she,

54:09

what she was actually doing at the time. And

54:11

she used to say the N word everything and

54:13

like double down on it. And she'd do all these

54:15

interviews. And there was one interview with the irony,

54:17

what's his name, Tim Westwood. And

54:20

it just looked like banter. Like Tim Westwood

54:22

interviewing this white girl, like cosplaying art, it

54:24

was just, it was literally the trippiest thing.

54:26

It was like I was watching an episode

54:28

of Black Mirror. But I can't believe that

54:30

that was a thing. Like she literally used to

54:33

say the N word and they'd be walking around going,

54:35

yeah, my baby daddy's black. So I can say the

54:37

N word, man, I'm from the hood. Like the N

54:39

word isn't about skin colour. And I'm just like, oh

54:41

my God. And there was so many like

54:43

that. And everyone just let it happen.

54:46

And everyone just let it run. I'm just like, no,

54:48

sometimes I do appreciate wokeness because

54:50

what the actual fuck was that? I'm gonna put

54:52

the link on socials. And you look, that

54:54

I let in Tim Westwood, I've run around Africa and still

54:56

getting bookings. You will never be

54:58

wrong with me as long as I am. It won't be well with

55:01

that man, it won't be well with you. Cos that's what it's

55:03

on, you know, it's just cut. Yeah, it's just cut. You've been

55:05

gone and I do it now. And it's just, you got a

55:07

booking in for parties. People are actually booking him. It's sicko. Yeah,

55:11

I mean, that's just the problem. You

55:13

know what, ultimately, right? There's only things in

55:15

the world that we're just never gonna be able to fix. Yeah.

55:19

Like, you know, it's just like, you just kind of can't, you

55:22

just had to, but- Yeah, exactly. Some things you

55:24

just have to accept because if we're not all

55:26

gonna be on code, then it's never gonna be fixed. And

55:28

you would think that the sexual abuse of black women would

55:30

be something we'd all be on code with, but clearly not.

55:32

There were so many things that I just never did. And like,

55:34

you do all you can. You know, I said so good the

55:36

other day, and it's like, my

55:39

letter from the MPs. I'd like, write to

55:41

my MP about like, yo, free Palestine, is

55:43

there anything the UK can do? Like, what

55:45

are our local governments doing? Like, what's

55:48

good? You

55:50

know how I got back? Yeah, it was

55:52

so very generic as well when you said- Yo! It

55:55

was kind of like, wow. And

55:59

they have these generic- copy and paste and obviously

56:01

just reply to anybody that's asking about the

56:03

bins. No, literally. They were asking about that.

56:05

Well, I was like, but

56:08

hun, it was literally like, everyone has

56:10

the right to do to protect themselves.

56:13

I was like, what are we, what? Yeah,

56:15

what are you actually saying? But then it's like, wait,

56:17

what can I do? That's

56:19

the thing. Sometimes it is beyond your

56:22

control, unfortunately. But I just, I always

56:24

say like, everyone just has to do

56:27

a little bit. Like, that's

56:30

it. Like, sometimes things aren't doable on a

56:32

macro. Not everything is doable on a macro.

56:35

But if everyone's doing something, their little bit,

56:37

then hopefully you'd like to think that change

56:39

would happen. But sometimes it sometimes it is

56:41

bigger than you, unfortunately. And

56:44

I think that's what concerns me a lot about

56:46

like, how I am as a person, things that

56:48

I can do my whole day, like just to

56:50

be like, I'll see something

56:52

like, I

56:55

can make me feel guilty for how I'm living. Like,

56:57

like, like, you know, I mean, like, you're just like,

57:01

yeah, because there's never a day where I'm

57:03

like, my biggest thing about food is what

57:05

am I going to eat? Not because I'm

57:07

not going to eat in my house. What cuisine do

57:09

I want to eat? What international cuisine am I going

57:11

to eat? What do I

57:13

fancy eating? Not that like, am I

57:15

going to eat? It's just

57:17

like, what cuisine do I fancy eating?

57:19

Yeah, I feel like that as well. I

57:21

feel like sometimes I feel like, I

57:24

feel guilty for accepting that there's nothing I can do. Do you

57:27

know what I mean? I'm like, why are you okay with just

57:29

being like, there's nothing you can do? There's always something you can

57:31

do. So yeah,

57:33

I'm just like, yeah, but

57:35

yeah, just yeah, sad mum. And

57:37

dear Jeff Bezos is the Bezos,

57:40

Bezos, Bezos. Yeah, he's ex. I've

57:42

given money away. Hun,

57:44

you know, willing candidate. He said we

57:46

shouldn't ask. We've given money to people who

57:48

are not asking. That

57:53

was us not asking. That was me not

57:55

asking. That's

57:57

silence. You're not bored. That

58:00

was mean. Did you say I didn't ask them? Damn it man.

58:02

It's me to have great... I didn't ask. I didn't

58:04

raise my hand. I didn't say anything. If you just so happen

58:06

to be in the South London area, I mean... Fancy.

58:12

I really doing it. She said non-profit. This is

58:14

a non-profit organisation. It really is, you know. So

58:17

it really, really is. Imagine

58:20

how much she hates that man. I'm going to take all

58:22

your money from this people. And

58:24

I'm going to... Good on her. Good

58:26

for her. Like, good for her. I mean, I

58:29

don't know much about this story, but I can

58:31

imagine him accumulating that much wealth. She's paid a

58:33

huge part in it. So she's just

58:35

getting what she deserves. And doing exactly what she wants

58:37

to be. Yeah, and doing what she wants to be.

58:39

And besides, no one should have that much fucking money

58:41

anyway. Only like, no one man should have all that

58:43

money. He's actually so excessive. Like, it's so... And

58:46

yeah. How much money do you have

58:48

to live to spend that much money? You

58:52

can't spend that money. It's just because the Amazon

58:54

one. Because it always gets between him and the...

58:56

Said it saves us as Amazon. Elon

58:58

Musk is Twitter and Tesla. Bill

59:02

Gates is Microsoft. Microsoft, yeah. There's

59:04

Bernard Arnold, which I don't know

59:06

who that is. He's Bernard Arnold!

59:11

Art collector. Oh,

59:13

he owns LBMH, which is nearly

59:16

every designer, right? Every designer is

59:18

underneath it. Is it his son? I think he's

59:20

the one who managed to sell him a higher. I think his

59:22

son's managed to sell him a higher. Yeah. Then there's Bill Gates.

59:24

Then there's Mark Zuckerberg. Oh, yeah,

59:27

that one. Then there's the Mackenzie Scott. I think this is the

59:29

list of which people? She

59:31

is a novelist. Sorry, Aislinn Weising got

59:33

her... What kind of book is she writing? Because

59:36

I'm all right. And now JK Rowling. A

59:39

novelist and a... Oh, hang on, let me see her face.

59:42

Do you know her? No. I thought she was someone else. She's

59:45

worth 30.9 billion. Even then,

59:47

like... That's who she is. Sorry,

59:49

my bad. No disrespect. She's

59:51

Jeff Bezos' ex. Oh! But

59:55

I'm... Well,

59:58

my... And nobody! And

1:00:00

she's got a billion! Yeah, I'm trying to

1:00:02

slash Wasp. That is more from the Wasp-er

1:00:04

than the book sign. It gives me all

1:00:07

their publicity! It's only 50 of

1:00:09

you! Up to £1.50! Let

1:00:12

alone a billion! Damn it, mum!

1:00:15

Yeah, and it's only

1:00:17

60. He's a young bitch. £190.5

1:00:20

billion! That kind of

1:00:22

money doesn't even make any sense! Does he even know where

1:00:25

all his money is? He can't. Yeah,

1:00:28

I don't know. When you actually unpack it, it's mad.

1:00:30

He can't. Someone can have

1:00:32

that much and then some people have nothing. And actually

1:00:35

solve World Hunger. He can solve World

1:00:37

Hunger. Batch! Why

1:00:40

don't rich people want to change their legacy anymore? I know

1:00:42

there's more to it when it comes to the money thing about the value of the money.

1:00:44

Of course. Of course,

1:00:46

we're being facetious. Legitly, you can

1:00:48

solve World Hunger. I would do that just

1:00:50

for the praise. I would

1:00:52

think it would be some mind. Just like

1:00:54

me. And people would

1:00:56

let me be rich. Exactly, because I've

1:00:59

done my part. Honestly, we're not even

1:01:01

like... Damn it, mum! It

1:01:03

just makes no physical sense to me. What

1:01:06

else makes no sense? Many things I'm like,

1:01:08

I don't understand that. I mean,

1:01:10

there's loads of things to physics. But that's

1:01:12

because I understand. Time doesn't

1:01:14

make any sense. Time is a social

1:01:16

contract. I am not a hippy person, but I actually

1:01:19

don't believe in time. I'm actually even say yes. I

1:01:21

don't believe in time. I'm just trying to understand why

1:01:23

it is our age when we come out and not

1:01:25

from... Ah, actually, that's very false. No,

1:01:29

please. I would love you to learn.

1:01:31

Because if it goes back and puts a

1:01:33

bit of abortion in that, and I wasn't even trying to be that heavy.

1:01:36

We're not, we're just thieves.

1:01:38

She's like, I just want to have a

1:01:40

day off. She's like, I just want to have a

1:01:42

day off. It's within my life. I can't make a

1:01:44

joke. I can't do anything because you don't let me

1:01:46

have a day off. Yeah, no, I was just thinking that why is

1:01:48

it from when we're born and not from when

1:01:50

we're making thieves? Do

1:01:53

you know what I mean? And when we're... I don't want to talk

1:01:55

about abortion and that. So please don't be bringing it into it. But

1:01:57

don't you think that's mad? No, I

1:01:59

think it's your problem. Yeah, I think you should be with

1:02:01

my mobile. I like my mom would know when

1:02:03

I was conceived. Yes, I was. I

1:02:06

feel like bad people won't know when you find out. Yes, I do.

1:02:10

You know the exact date. December

1:02:12

27th. Quickly. The

1:02:16

comments were in the 23. She

1:02:19

was born in... I mean, 2023. These

1:02:22

comments were really... It

1:02:24

can't be that. I'm

1:02:26

also, I'm going to die. I'm also, I'm going

1:02:28

to die in the hill of why can't we

1:02:30

just print more money? Yeah, man.

1:02:33

Honestly. Why do we even

1:02:36

have to have money if everyone just does their skill set? Oh,

1:02:38

why can't we just make people stop good? That's

1:02:40

what they used to do. People

1:02:42

used to train things. People used to say,

1:02:44

sing for us. It's angry. I

1:02:48

would write your copy for your website. You'd

1:02:51

be the bad. I mean, you'd be the

1:02:53

bad, but I wouldn't. Why does it have to

1:02:55

be money? It's just bad. I don't like

1:02:57

it. Hey, I would like this

1:02:59

mortgage. I sent out a podcast for us.

1:03:02

Can you prove that you can actually run a

1:03:04

home? Yeah. I

1:03:06

don't believe in that. What else

1:03:09

do I think is actually completely stupid and doesn't

1:03:11

make any sense? Oh,

1:03:14

there's so much things that I think about to be like, why

1:03:16

is that happening? So I can't think of

1:03:18

it now. There's so

1:03:20

many things I wonder about all the time. I'm just

1:03:22

like, the only one thing I don't wonder is whether

1:03:24

God is real. And

1:03:27

also, he's

1:03:29

gone to the solar system. I

1:03:32

know man's been on the moon. Would

1:03:35

you go to the moon if you could? I haven't been on

1:03:37

earth. I haven't been on the moon. I

1:03:40

haven't been to the drinker. I

1:03:46

haven't got the camera. I'll

1:03:48

take myself to the moon. I'm not

1:03:50

in the moon. My curiosity is

1:03:52

actually, I'm very curious about it. It taps

1:03:54

out as normal. I don't want to see an alien.

1:03:58

I don't want to see a supernatural anything. either.

1:04:00

I didn't, they probably do exist because I think it would

1:04:02

be quite arrogant of us to think we're the only living

1:04:04

things in the world. Yeah, but that's them man's business. Exactly.

1:04:06

Like the people that want to discover it, hey come back,

1:04:09

report back. Hey I'm here to take the report back. I

1:04:11

don't believe in any of them. What

1:04:14

did she go to then? She filmed the name.

1:04:17

She's got her name. She's got her name Coco Brown.

1:04:19

She's a porn star. I don't think she filmed it

1:04:21

but she talked about it on a couple of podcasts and she went

1:04:23

to the moon. Yeah, she funded it. She said it

1:04:25

was six. Was she upside down? That's the only thing I want to

1:04:27

go for. I want to like define it. I wonder if

1:04:29

she wanted to go naked but she didn't. Imagine

1:04:31

Ninja Department, do you ever see you naked in your cities with just

1:04:34

like... Just sometimes have you ever been naked

1:04:36

and done this and your best? I don't really understand.

1:04:38

I don't really understand. I understand

1:04:41

gravity. What keeps us to the

1:04:43

ground. Let me see that for

1:04:45

a little while. I

1:04:48

hear you because how come they don't keep us to the ground? Like

1:04:53

how come? I don't understand gravity. What I don't understand gravity

1:04:55

is that how come it's not a

1:04:57

variant of what size we are? Yeah. How come

1:04:59

it doesn't keep light of people? It's proper equal

1:05:02

opportunity. But everyone says it like that. I love

1:05:04

that. I had a tendency to figure that out.

1:05:07

I'm glad that you guys are smart. I never think I would like to discuss

1:05:09

this as well. I don't know if I said it before. I think it would

1:05:11

be really cool right if we had an

1:05:14

age of death. I think if everybody

1:05:16

was like, everybody dies at 87. I

1:05:20

would love that for us. So you just know by your

1:05:22

age you're like... I'm gonna get married

1:05:25

at 64. And even biological stuff, which

1:05:27

I don't actually think is a thing anymore.

1:05:33

Like, why didn't

1:05:36

God do it like that? It's just like,

1:05:38

it'd be like, okay cool, big smiley day

1:05:40

is best before ex-fiery day. Yeah, about 87

1:05:42

cool. Everyone's like... But also humans are such

1:05:45

weirdos that would find some kind of technology

1:05:47

that means we live for longer and then

1:05:49

we'll fuck it up. We do too much. We always ruin everything.

1:05:52

But I do think that kind of like, when God has given

1:05:54

us free will, we should have thought about that the whole age

1:05:56

of death thing. Or they should give people the choice because some people might

1:05:58

not want to be here until 87. Yeah.

1:06:00

Do you know what I mean? So you can sign a

1:06:02

form and opt out earlier if you want. Incredibly

1:06:06

deep. And outside the competition with my sister about

1:06:08

it. Oh,

1:06:11

Domina. I'm

1:06:13

really conflicted about people

1:06:15

unaliving them. I

1:06:18

hear it. I feel like it's a very polarizing thing.

1:06:26

I understand to be like, oh,

1:06:28

some people thought it's selfish

1:06:31

and the people you've left.

1:06:37

But is it not? They're

1:06:41

not the one that lives the life that you don't want to live. I

1:06:43

feel that way about euthanasia. I

1:06:47

really, really, I almost

1:06:50

think and I haven't really done

1:06:52

all the reading and stuff like that into

1:06:54

more of the ethics of it. But

1:06:59

on a surface level, I feel like, yeah,

1:07:01

if someone wants

1:07:04

it, you should respect

1:07:06

their wishes, especially if they're suffering. Really weird about euthanasia.

1:07:08

There was a time growing up, remember, it was in

1:07:10

the news a lot. I remember fuzzing it in school.

1:07:13

And I thought it would affect my daily life more than it does. I

1:07:16

thought everybody in their life at one point, if I

1:07:18

had to make this decision, you know certain things. The

1:07:20

same way we thought quicksand was going to be a part

1:07:22

of our lives. So much more than it is. Quicksand

1:07:24

because it should have to be brought up. Yeah,

1:07:26

because they made it seem like it wasn't an

1:07:28

effect. So every day, and fuzzbite. I

1:07:31

was convinced that

1:07:33

every winter I was going to suffer

1:07:35

from fuzzbite. I never had a fuzzbite in my life. Me either. But

1:07:37

there were certain things they told us that this is

1:07:40

really going to affect you more than it did.

1:07:42

Quicksand was like that for some reason I had it with euthanasia

1:07:44

as well. Because it was in the news.

1:07:46

It was always a topic. I just remember

1:07:48

heavily talking about it in school. Yeah. I

1:07:52

feel like a news story. What's that

1:07:54

thing? I think it was a

1:07:56

huge news story. Maybe, yeah. Because it's legal in certain parts of

1:07:58

Europe. Yeah. legal in

1:08:00

like Sweden or Switzerland or

1:08:02

something. So

1:08:04

I think certain parts of the world is legal. Yeah.

1:08:07

Also another thing that I think we should just consider, like

1:08:10

when you marry someone yet, I

1:08:12

feel like every year at NFA, you

1:08:14

have to be like tap out or not. Yeah.

1:08:17

I think every two years. But just a lot of check-ins and be

1:08:19

like, hey. And then let's not make it

1:08:21

a dramatic thing. Or just be like, you still want to opt in

1:08:23

to the next year? I think we should have

1:08:26

marriage and marriage zero. Okay.

1:08:29

So marriage will be like full fat coke. You know what I mean? So

1:08:31

those are the people that put up, they can go in. Like

1:08:34

you people, obviously you don't do anything

1:08:36

else in the confines of marriage. Like

1:08:38

you proper believe from death to a

1:08:41

path. You don't believe in divorce. You will

1:08:43

ride it out till the kingdom comes. You ride it

1:08:45

out till the end. You know, you

1:08:47

stick to the institution exactly as it is.

1:08:50

And then marriage zero is like the light

1:08:52

of vision or marriage light? Marriage light. And

1:08:54

it's just like, yeah. But

1:08:57

at the same time, but I do think that your benefits

1:08:59

should also be marriage light. I don't think you should get

1:09:01

the benefits that come with marriage full fat

1:09:04

marriage. With marriage light. You know

1:09:06

what I mean? So I don't know whether

1:09:08

that's the legal implication, whatever.

1:09:11

I mean, we would work on it obviously, but this is

1:09:13

just an idea at the moment. We'd work on it. Yeah,

1:09:15

we're working on it of course. But yeah, like for people

1:09:17

that kind of want the commitment, but also don't want to

1:09:19

be so

1:09:21

restricted in how strict it can

1:09:23

be and do it exactly according

1:09:25

to. But then maybe it just shouldn't be

1:09:27

called marriage then. Or maybe it could be called something else. We

1:09:29

can work on the name of figuring all the details out. I

1:09:31

like marriage light. Marriage light is good. Yeah,

1:09:33

I like it. So that's the

1:09:36

insides of our brilliant brains. We're

1:09:38

so smart. Oh God, honestly. I

1:09:40

don't know how I carry all this knowledge. Honestly.

1:09:43

You don't think it's forehead, it's brain

1:09:45

space. It's brain, hun. Like brain. That

1:09:47

just takes part of us on so

1:09:49

long. It's brain power, man. Brain

1:09:52

and knowledge and thoughts. And

1:09:54

I busy myself so often

1:09:56

with these thoughts. Same. Do you want to talk

1:09:59

about something really heavy? go. BBL

1:10:02

smelling apparently. As in like...

1:10:04

yeah like... yeah.

1:10:08

Like smelling. Wait who's the good that they

1:10:10

smell? So I just saw this trend online

1:10:14

and people were apparently saying that girls that have

1:10:16

BBL, I'm not saying it this is

1:10:18

what the internet said, I'm not shaming

1:10:20

anybody. Apparently there's a certain odor that

1:10:23

comes from when you have your body

1:10:25

done. Well like a plasticy odor? Like

1:10:27

as in... Well it

1:10:29

was alluding more to bum smell. Like

1:10:32

your bum smell. You did that shit. Like as in like

1:10:34

you know you're a bit musty. In

1:10:37

your bum area? Yeah in the bum area.

1:10:39

Because and the philosophy behind it or the

1:10:41

theory behind it is that maybe

1:10:43

before you didn't have that much back so you knew

1:10:46

how to wash for the back that you were born

1:10:48

with. I'm so surprised if I

1:10:50

don't wash it at home. Yeah so now you have

1:10:52

the extra behinds in it and you're not accustomed to

1:10:54

washing the extra behinds. That's not like a bi-product. No

1:10:56

no. Like the chemicals they put in you. You wouldn't

1:10:58

think that but it came from men so really and

1:11:01

truly I should have known it was bullshit. I've only

1:11:03

ever seen men doing think pieces on it and apparently

1:11:05

there was a smell that comes with it. I don't

1:11:07

know how true that is. I've never been in close

1:11:09

proximity with someone that's got a BBL so I don't

1:11:11

know. Obviously I don't believe it to be true. I

1:11:13

think it's complete and utter bullshit and misogynoir. But

1:11:16

I saw some guy and I had to comment he

1:11:19

did a whole story time and things that had bare

1:11:21

likes. It was like 13,000 comments. He may

1:11:23

see my comment in there somewhere. I was just like

1:11:25

this is bullshit. And he said this story about how

1:11:27

he was dating this girl. He went on a date

1:11:29

with this girl. They had an amazing time. They decided

1:11:31

to go back to his place. They started lips in.

1:11:33

One thing left were novages. She proceeded to undress and

1:11:35

then she could smell and he could smell S. And

1:11:38

then he said that he told her like sis you

1:11:41

know you're not smelling too fresh down

1:11:43

there. And she was mortified and she

1:11:45

was really embarrassed and she scurried along.

1:11:47

She got dressed scurried along and left.

1:11:50

I don't believe that that happens personally

1:11:52

but what's your thoughts

1:11:54

on BBL smell? They

1:11:57

don't get me the fuck out of here. Firstly I don't

1:11:59

believe there's a horny man alive that's

1:12:01

gonna say to a woman that he's just met

1:12:03

and it's all going great I think they will

1:12:06

soldier that smell and see to him. So

1:12:08

firstly I think he's lying. My

1:12:11

deep dark thoughts on... I don't give a shit man.

1:12:14

But you know what it is I don't but I

1:12:16

did think and I don't have a BBR obviously. What?

1:12:18

So I don't have a dog in this fight. Do

1:12:21

you think all that air is natural? All that

1:12:23

air is natural! It's natural! I was born with

1:12:25

this air. And that waste? There's waste on these

1:12:27

sides and there's air so it's all

1:12:30

natural. Natural baby. Yeah

1:12:32

obviously I don't have a dog in this fight so I don't care and

1:12:34

I think it can be something and I don't want to make it seem

1:12:36

deeper than it is. This is just my quick thoughts on it. Like

1:12:39

I don't want... because sometimes these things

1:12:41

they can almost be like divisive with

1:12:43

women so it's like all

1:12:45

of a sudden now you guys want to start shaming

1:12:48

people with BBRs. But before you were using it as

1:12:50

a tool to shame women that don't have it. Do you know what

1:12:52

I mean? So it's like now all of a sudden you've decided maybe

1:12:54

men are switching sides and they're deciding that they

1:12:56

like natural. And I think that they think that

1:12:58

maybe women with natural bodies are just going to

1:13:01

be like ha ha. But like no I take

1:13:03

um um I'm

1:13:22

not going to be able to do it championing this body type. Now you've decided you

1:13:25

don't like this body type anymore it smells and it's this and

1:13:27

it's that. And it's just like it's always targeted

1:13:29

at black women having things. So you can

1:13:32

fuck right off. I don't believe that for

1:13:34

one second BBLs are

1:13:36

more inclined to smell. I think that that is

1:13:38

complete and utter bullshit. And that's all. Wow.

1:13:42

I think it's just a tool for just

1:13:44

men to just cause division. And

1:13:47

just to cause competition between the natural bodies versus

1:13:49

the non-natural bodies. And so for women who if

1:13:51

you're a pykny and you fall for the okey-doke

1:13:53

you might just be like well I'm natural I don't

1:13:55

have that problem. But like they

1:13:58

will find something to shame you for. next

1:14:00

time. Do you know what I mean? Right now it's just

1:14:02

the BBL girlies. Next time it'll be something else and there's

1:14:04

always something whether it's hair, whether it's makeup, whether it's your

1:14:07

lashes. There's just always some

1:14:09

negative spin on things that women are doing to

1:14:11

their bodies and it's just really annoying. Like stop

1:14:13

commenting on women's bodies. But I don't believe it.

1:14:15

I don't believe BBL's smell. You

1:14:18

probably smelled before. Do you know

1:14:20

what I mean? Maybe she's probably, and also if this, let's

1:14:22

just say the story time was true, yeah, she

1:14:25

probably just always smelled. Do you

1:14:27

know what I mean? Like why is it the BBL that's

1:14:29

made her smell? She probably was just a

1:14:31

smelly babes. That's all. Do you know what's so

1:14:33

hilarious? The whole time you was talking, I

1:14:36

was sound tracking that weird. Mash it there. I

1:14:38

feel like I should get it. That was

1:14:41

the soundtrack I had in my head for

1:14:43

me and I think it was quite commentary. There you

1:14:45

have it. Our resident

1:14:47

BBL correspondent, that's all, does

1:14:50

not believe that BBL, I don't care. I

1:14:54

don't care about anything men

1:14:56

say apart from the man that I

1:14:58

like. I don't care anymore. You're not

1:15:00

going to wear me out. Again,

1:15:03

stubborn joy. I'm fighting for

1:15:05

my life to be joyous.

1:15:08

Ain't never going to break my stride.

1:15:10

Ain't nobody going to hold me down.

1:15:12

Oh no, I got to keep on

1:15:14

moving. If you see the man that

1:15:16

sings that song, yeah. I don't know

1:15:18

who that is. Okay, so that song

1:15:20

has been sampled so many times. The

1:15:22

original? But the original is by this guy

1:15:25

called Break My Stride. I can't remember his

1:15:27

name. I think he's called Ben

1:15:29

something. It's a song from the 80s. Right. And that

1:15:31

song is a fucking box. Right. If you see the man,

1:15:34

he is like, he looks like the

1:15:38

one with the chuckle boppers. White. Yeah.

1:15:40

The man that sings that original song is

1:15:42

called Break My Stride. What?

1:15:46

Are you Googling him? Yeah. Break my stride. I

1:15:48

think his name's Ben. Matthew

1:15:51

White. No way. The man that

1:15:53

sings that is white. Oh, he doesn't like a

1:15:55

chuckle bopper. He

1:15:58

is about short. He's short. He's got money. Yeah.

1:16:01

With the massage. With the massage. And

1:16:03

like, when I saw him perform that, you know sometimes on BBC Two

1:16:05

they show like top of the pop tune. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I

1:16:07

saw him perform that, so I think that's how he's a banger. And he

1:16:10

was like wearing like a string vest

1:16:12

with like high waisted trousers. But he's

1:16:14

like so small, like tiny. But

1:16:17

yeah, mad. Griffith.

1:16:19

Griffith, that's a banger. I did not know that

1:16:21

was a white man. Like

1:16:23

honestly, not for a second. That note, that

1:16:25

was not that person that sang that. Yeah, yeah.

1:16:28

Well, well, well, where is it? For this

1:16:30

episode of The Receipt. What a random conversation.

1:16:32

What a random, I feel like it was

1:16:34

nice to just, just we've had a lot

1:16:37

of guests. Yeah, we haven't just did in

1:16:39

a while. Just did. Oh, that

1:16:41

dynamic thing's really bothered me, you know. And I think it's

1:16:43

because I've just not been happy here. It's horrible, yeah. And

1:16:45

then it just cements the reason why. Where would you move

1:16:47

to when we moved here? From here? If

1:16:51

I don't go back to Ghana, I don't know where else I would

1:16:53

go from being the Peter on S&G. I

1:16:55

wish Nigeria worked. I

1:16:58

wish it worked as a country, because I would be

1:17:00

out of here. But there's something about going back

1:17:02

and forth. Do you know

1:17:04

what I mean? Yeah, yeah. It's just doing like,

1:17:06

I'm starting to understand our parents more and more.

1:17:09

Like I get it. That's why I never understood like that. That's

1:17:11

the advice it goes back. Just sit down, man. Just sit in

1:17:13

one place. Like why are you always going back and forth, bro?

1:17:16

I get it. Because even upon all of his problems, you

1:17:18

know what's not a problem? The fact that you're black. Not

1:17:21

at all. The fact that you are who you are is actually

1:17:23

not a problem. If people don't fuck with me, it's just because

1:17:25

you're an asshole. You just want that. Is

1:17:27

it because I'm black? And also,

1:17:30

this cocky confidence that you think I have. I

1:17:32

am shy. You might see muffin yet. I

1:17:34

am shy. You might see muffin yet. I

1:17:37

am shy in Nigeria. I'm actually so timid.

1:17:40

I get to say how timid I am. Well,

1:17:43

that is it. This episode of the

1:17:45

Receipts podcast, episode 194, the

1:17:48

one where we talk about everything. Speaking of

1:17:50

that, did you see a thing of like,

1:17:52

Chandler, my God, rest his soul, Matt,

1:17:56

even though he had no children, apparently he had in his world

1:17:58

that if he had ever had kids. before

1:18:00

he died. He doesn't want any of these kids to

1:18:02

get any of his heavy stuff. Really? Oh, he was

1:18:04

a joker. I

1:18:07

think that is hilarious when rich people are like, no,

1:18:10

they're going to work in Trump. Like, it's like, you're

1:18:12

not going to eat up my money. You are going

1:18:14

to work. Oh, I've

1:18:16

always found that hilarious. And also something that

1:18:18

like, white rich people get the

1:18:20

power of. Anyway, it's an interesting thing that I've met through

1:18:23

it. Yeah, I picked that up on another week. My body

1:18:25

ate, so I went to the gym, because

1:18:27

I'm trying to get this natural BBL. Anyway,

1:18:29

shucks, this is your girl, Toni T, and just for

1:18:32

me, Audrey. Bye bye. Have a great

1:18:34

day, little tootchie. Bye bye.