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Ash & Angel: Five By Five (Season 1 Episode 18)

Ash & Angel: Five By Five (Season 1 Episode 18)

Released Monday, 25th March 2024
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Ash & Angel: Five By Five (Season 1 Episode 18)

Ash & Angel: Five By Five (Season 1 Episode 18)

Ash & Angel: Five By Five (Season 1 Episode 18)

Ash & Angel: Five By Five (Season 1 Episode 18)

Monday, 25th March 2024
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Join Wondery Plus and Apple Podcasts

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or the Wondery app to listen

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to the rewatcher Buffy the vampire

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Slayer early and ad-free Previously

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on the rewatcher Buffy the

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vampire Slayer Kind

0:24

of party I Died in

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this moment you guys are all just creaming

0:28

your pants together. There is so much skin

0:30

so much Chirping raises hand what's big sex

0:33

in this moment? I was like I'll hit

0:35

her do not go to a frat party

0:37

because you will This

0:44

is stuff you could only do in the 90s

0:46

like Jesus stage 5 clinger buffoon Yeah, their

0:48

relationship is heavily toxic. You can have my

0:51

entire circulatory system if you want it

0:53

She's a really cool dancer Cynthia Move

0:57

you to the groove. Well when she cut

0:59

her hair Telling

1:02

you the world shit. It's dick

1:06

Congratulations you have an STD That

1:11

was an unhinged episode I Love

1:15

that I love to doing that episode. It

1:17

was it was fun In

1:21

coming off, I'm sorry you guys we thought

1:23

that we were gonna have different vibes Yeah

1:25

on the Jonathan episode, I think

1:27

people liked it Which is you know what I'm

1:29

glad they did but coming off

1:31

of that episode. I loved

1:33

that Yeah, cuz this was the

1:36

kind of stupid fun

1:38

that I was looking for I think and again, it's

1:40

totally fine if we all have you know different opinions

1:42

What makes the world you like an episode? I don't

1:44

I like an episode you don't that's cool, man You

1:47

are like Exactly.

1:49

So that's cool. Like we're we're happy to

1:51

hear like your all the different opinions about

1:54

the like what we're watching here Yeah, of

1:56

course one thing I just wanted to say

1:58

just to make it clear is Ash

2:00

doesn't know anything going forward at

2:03

all. No. And so

2:06

when I, sometimes I might be

2:08

holding back things like

2:11

an opinion. That might give her or lead

2:13

her to certain, Conclusions.

2:16

Conclusions, I don't wanna spoil anything,

2:18

I don't wanna lead

2:20

her in any direction either way.

2:22

So sometimes I won't say what

2:24

we're all thinking. And some people

2:26

might be like, why are you not like, or why do

2:29

you like this person? You know what happens. And it's like,

2:31

you know, or why do you not like this person? You

2:33

know, what happens. That's why

2:35

I'm not like really going forth with

2:37

those kinds of things sometimes. So just

2:40

know, I know, I've watched this,

2:42

but like, I never wanna lead Ash

2:44

down a certain path. So that might

2:46

be why sometimes I don't say the

2:48

thing that you're probably being like screaming

2:51

at me to say while listening. And

2:53

with that being said, from Wundery, I'm

2:55

Ash. And I'm Alayna. And this is

2:57

the rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. This

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is Ash and Angel, season one, episode

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5:18

Five by five. You know

5:20

what that means. You know exactly what that

5:22

means. Hi guys, I haven't narrated in a

5:24

while. This is very exciting for me. I

5:27

get nervous every time. It's

5:29

so weird. It's

5:31

like you're stepping on the stage all of a sudden. You're like,

5:33

this is nerve-wracking. It does feel that way. But yeah, things

5:36

have been very chaotic in New Angeles. Very. Buffy's

5:39

quick little visit that we covered last time.

5:42

Doyle, bitch, he died. He was written off the

5:44

show. Guys, can we take a moment for

5:46

that? Yeah. I

5:50

loved Doyle and I genuinely cried

5:52

the first time this aired

5:54

when I watched it. I cried when he died. That was

5:56

heartbreaking. And also I was saying bitch, he died like on

5:58

the show. Not. No, like not

6:01

in real life too. I remember when that

6:03

happened, I was so sad because I loved,

6:05

loved, loved the Doyle character and I loved

6:09

the Cordy and Doyle characters

6:12

together. I loved their relationship.

6:15

I wanted more, but I think

6:17

Glenn Quinn was struggling a little bit. And

6:19

so it's just like a really sad, it's

6:21

a really sad story all around. It

6:23

bummed me out the first time that we watched

6:25

it when it originally aired. Yeah. And

6:28

now I'm like reliving something. I'm not even reliving it. I'm

6:30

living it for the first time, like however many

6:32

years later and I'm so sad. Yeah. Horrible.

6:35

But they did finally give us

6:37

that sexual tension moment where they

6:39

released that moment because Cordy and

6:42

Doyle got to share a passionate

6:44

kiss. Yes. It was full

6:46

of passion. Full of passion and gifts.

6:50

Yeah, exactly. But unfortunately that kiss

6:52

also imparted Cordy with a very

6:55

special parting gift. The brain

6:57

splitting migraine inducing demonic visions that ate Angel to

6:59

find the big bad of the week. So

7:02

a gift question mark? A gift?

7:04

Sort of. The gift of migraines is

7:06

not my kind of gift, but. Yes,

7:08

definitely. But to fill Doyle's

7:11

gap Wesley Windham Price arrives back

7:13

in town. Guys.

7:15

I just, I could do

7:17

without it, okay? Be

7:20

bad at me, disagree, but I just, I

7:22

don't love the man's. I don't love the

7:24

man's. I don't love the man's. The character,

7:26

obviously. You know, the character I go

7:29

back and forth with, sometimes

7:31

I can appreciate what

7:34

his character is for what it is. Sometimes

7:36

I can do that. What I can't appreciate is his

7:39

wardrobe. Yeah, Alina was pissed at

7:42

his wardrobe, especially the episode. I

7:44

can't handle an oversized, like, ill-fitting

7:46

suit. There is one suit

7:48

in this episode that is, I

7:51

don't even know if you could call it a suit at

7:53

that point. You could put that suit

7:56

in a rage room with me and I

7:58

would just shred that. that place of

8:00

every that would be just put

8:02

a picture of that suit in a

8:05

rage room and I would be so mad cuz I hate that

8:07

suit. I don't like an ill-fitting

8:09

suit. No.

8:13

I also don't like that he calls

8:15

himself a rogue demon hunter. I mean

8:18

at first I was like Wesley and

8:20

then I was like you know what Wesley get

8:23

it all right like go for it Wesley

8:25

if I was Wesley Windham Price I

8:28

would be trying to call myself a rogue

8:30

demon hunter as well. He's still just a

8:32

fucking dweeb. He's just a

8:34

dweebie demon hunter. He's

8:36

just Wesley. He is.

8:39

In other news he does confirm that

8:41

it is actually not the act of

8:43

fooking that made Angel lose his soul

8:46

it was the happiness that Buffy's cursed

8:48

trash bikini actually brought him that made

8:50

him lose his soul. Indeed. Which that

8:52

was that was crazy. That

8:54

is crazy. Cuz I thought it was

8:57

just like the orgasm itself but it's

8:59

not the orgasm it's the orgasm giver.

9:01

It's true. I like that. Which leads

9:03

me to believe that Mikey's

9:06

like shaking his head. She calls him lover later. She

9:11

does call him lover and we just discovered.

9:13

I know he says like it didn't happen

9:15

I realized that. It happened. But people lie.

9:18

People lie all the time especially men. Men

9:20

love to lie. And vampires lie all the

9:23

time. But think about it she called him

9:25

lover and we just found out that it

9:27

is canon that it is not the act

9:29

of orgasming that makes him lose his soul

9:31

it is the person he does it with.

9:33

So he could have been just fine. There

9:35

you go. All right so um this

9:38

is wild. Kordie in the meantime also

9:40

gets preggers with septuplets by a demon.

9:42

I mean that'll happen.

9:44

Just a quick little side trek. Yeah.

9:46

Is what that is. That's really all

9:48

that is I guess. It's just you

9:50

know oops. It remedies itself. It does.

9:52

She's also a terrible actress and she's

9:56

delusional. Detective Kate

9:58

Lockley finds out that Angel

10:01

is a vampire and also that

10:03

her shady ass dad is a dirty ass

10:05

cop and he feeds information to those assholes

10:07

over at Wolfram Hart Hate that. Hate that.

10:09

Hate that for her. Hate that shady ass

10:11

legal firm And I hate that for not

10:13

shady ass Kate. Cause Kate is trying to

10:15

be like a legit detective Yeah, Kate is

10:17

great. She is great. Let's have a date

10:19

Kate. Could be fake Kate. You could be

10:21

my mate Kate But

10:23

yeah, then we get a glimpse into Angel's

10:25

origins, which I Love

10:27

these parts. Thank you. Cause so Do

10:31

I because I they happen on Buffy like

10:34

a couple episodes. Yeah, I want

10:36

more you'll get more Oh,

10:38

yeah, okay get some more and I

10:41

could watch an entire series

10:43

about how all these vampires

10:47

Came to be yes, like I

10:49

can watch an entire spin-off of

10:52

Finding out what Darla drusilla

10:56

spike Angel I give

10:59

me them all show me them all that'd be so

11:01

fun and I would watch it. Let's

11:03

go How do we make that happen? We do

11:05

that. Can we contact someone? I want that. Hello,

11:07

please. That'd be so much fun But

11:10

yeah, we see how Darla turns the drunkard

11:12

Liam into the vampire and jealous. It

11:14

will never ever Escape

11:16

my personal soul that his

11:18

name was Liam I have

11:21

no problem with the name Liam, but angel

11:23

is named Liam. It just it doesn't equate

11:25

my brain like angel Angel Angel

11:27

Liam, I pick Liam It

11:30

also shocked me that Angelus murdered

11:33

his own biological father. Whoa, you

11:35

know Yeah Actually

11:40

this season of Angel is brought to us by

11:42

daddy issues We

11:44

start the episode with a previously on Angel

11:46

and Buffy. Cordy is still roomies with the

11:48

ghost Dennis Understandably, he

11:51

is in love with her because she's

11:53

a fucking queen who wouldn't be the

11:55

Angel gets noticed from some bitch-faced Lawyer

11:57

named Lindsay at Wolferman heart. They

11:59

legally represent like actual monsters.

12:02

So I guess they're kind of the big bad. Yeah,

12:05

it feels that way. Sounds like it.

12:07

Faith and Wesley Wyndham Price, we see

12:09

that they had a tenuous relationship, mostly

12:11

because he was the smartest idiot in

12:13

Sunnydale. Faith is a killer, as we

12:15

know. She killed Deputy Mayor Mayo hands

12:17

there. RIP poor one out for him.

12:19

She also killed Lepershawney. RIP that thrifty

12:22

king. Truly RIP that thrifty king.

12:24

I miss him every day of my life. And

12:27

guess what? She does not

12:29

care. She's soccer. I'll

12:33

never be over this. She soccer

12:35

kicked a police officer a few weeks

12:37

ago on Buffy. That

12:39

fucking image. If

12:41

we could put gifts on tombstone someday, just

12:44

put that on my tombstone because that killed

12:46

me. And I know we

12:48

will be able to do that. Death

12:50

by this. Death by this. RIP Ash.

12:52

Death by this. That fucking

12:55

police officer will never not

13:00

be hilarious. It's incredible. I

13:02

love it. And although people have tried

13:05

to get through to our sweet sweet sweet

13:07

soccer player, she just doesn't want

13:09

to change. Wesley on the

13:12

other hand, he fucked everything up by trying to

13:14

actually, I heard in England, which I actually forgot

13:16

about. Yeah, because it happened so long ago. Yeah,

13:18

I was like, oh, damn, we were about to

13:20

go to England. Yeah, we muted this last time

13:22

on Buffy. We really did. Because he wanted her

13:25

to face counsel charges, you know, for being

13:27

a vicious murderer. She escaped and she

13:29

as we know, she went rogue, she went to

13:31

a coma, she woke up, she possessed

13:33

Buffy with an ugly hand accessory. Ew, she

13:35

fucked Buffy's boyfriend again. And then she went

13:38

on the lamb girl is on the go

13:40

go go go go go go. Faith drinks

13:43

my version of coffee,

13:46

which is on the go go go go go go go go

13:48

go. But we start with thumpy

13:54

dramatic music and we see this dude that

13:56

has a beanie on his head. Therefore, his

13:58

name is Beanie. He

14:00

is just strutting through these streets

14:02

toward a group of hoodie dudes Just

14:05

like very quietly sitting around a

14:07

flaming trash barrel. Oh, so immediately we

14:09

said Doug. Is that you Doug Jones?

14:11

Doug Jones, are you signaling the

14:13

impending apocalypse because we know hello becoming

14:16

but unfortunately for Beanie That is

14:18

not Doug over there. He calls out

14:20

to these people thinking it's his

14:22

friends. He's like, hey your shit

14:24

smells nasty But then

14:26

he stopped short and he notices that he doesn't

14:29

know any of these people and he's like, oh

14:31

guys You're about to be fucked

14:33

because my friends are gonna be so mad

14:35

that you're using their apocalypse fire barrel who

14:37

wouldn't be I'd be pissed But

14:39

one of the figures reveals a gun held in a hand Not

14:43

his own hand because of instead of popping a

14:45

cap and Beanie's ass He

14:47

reaches out and throws a severed

14:49

forearm holding this gun into

14:52

the fire barrel I didn't see

14:54

that coming nor did I Nor

14:56

did I and I actually had to rewind because

14:58

I was like what? What? Pour

15:02

one out for Beanie's friends. We never knew you it's true

15:04

But the three figures and interred to him revealing

15:06

that they are not human. This

15:09

is a Mikey ism He said they look like a

15:11

melting melting monster version

15:13

of Matt, right And

15:18

they do why is that the most

15:20

accurate shit I've ever heard Mikey just

15:22

gets it They have these

15:24

weird asymmetrical red eyes staring

15:27

outside ways where their cheekbone should be they

15:29

had buccal fat removed, too I just know

15:31

it. They're just they're on trend. Yeah Riping

15:35

all over the place. They sneer at

15:37

Beanie who just breaks into a run because who

15:39

wouldn't run Yeah, I get that situation He's

15:42

like bye, but he's got the three

15:44

rice demons and so

15:47

he turns back to shoot at them Just

15:49

as Wesley is comes

15:51

around the corner. He's driving angels convertible He

15:53

swerves onto the street behind all of them

15:55

and as they speed forward angel stands

15:57

up on the passenger seat just playing

15:59

mailbox box baseball with demon heads. That

16:01

was sick. It's giving Ace and Stand

16:03

by me. It is, and I, this

16:06

is where I was like, you know what,

16:08

Wesley's good for that. Like Wesley can get

16:10

behind the wheel and just drive the car. Yeah,

16:12

Wesley can drive a car. He can, good for him.

16:14

He can drive a car. He's from England and he

16:16

drove it on the other side of the road. So

16:18

that is pretty impressive. You know what, point

16:21

in Wesley's column for that. There you go,

16:23

I'm just trying to help him out, you

16:25

know? Multiple points in Angel's column. He looked

16:27

really hot when he did that. He looked

16:29

great, yeah. Anyways, he swings a blade and

16:31

he decapitates two of the Matt Rife demons.

16:33

Their bodies tumble to the ground and Beanie

16:35

darts under an underpass as Wesley

16:37

Windenpryze cuts the wheel, screeching to cut Beanie

16:39

from being able to get away. He

16:42

is just panting in shock as Angel

16:44

asks if he is Beanie, Beanie Marquez,

16:47

and he nods because he's just like completely numb

16:49

from shock at this point. He's like, it's me. Yeah,

16:52

it me. It's me. And Angel says, good,

16:54

I hate saving the wrong guy. And

16:56

then they hear a growl from behind them. And

16:59

Angel swings his sword and it

17:01

sprays this like nasty ass

17:03

demon blood all over his car. And

17:05

a lot of it gets on poor

17:07

Wesley. Yeah. Point removed from

17:10

his column. Which honestly, it was

17:12

fine for me because I'm like, that was probably an ill-fitting

17:14

suit that you were wearing anyways. So throw it out.

17:16

So I'm glad it's ruined. Throw it out. Oh, Angel's

17:18

gonna need a car wash, it was gross. But

17:21

Angel pants and then just offers Beanie Marquez a

17:23

ride. Then we hard cut to

17:25

a bus station. The shot descends showing people

17:27

from the knee down as they kind of

17:30

file out of a bus. So we know

17:32

somebody we know is about to approach. Oh

17:34

yeah. It focuses on this woman wearing jeans

17:36

and some chunky ass platform shoes. So we

17:38

said, uh-oh, this is my fashion girly. He

17:41

said, it's face, baby. It's face. And the

17:43

camera reveals that it is. She

17:45

walks out onto the streets and this

17:47

sleazy fucker just like breathes out this

17:49

nasty cloud of smoke and smirks very

17:52

predatory at her. Yeah, he was gross

17:54

from the get. Immediately disgusting. So she

17:56

walks right past him and ignores him, but he

17:58

follows her and is like. New in town,

18:00

right? You got that new in town look.

18:03

I wanted John Mulaney to jump out. New

18:06

in town! He just continues

18:08

being gross and he says, dangerous part

18:10

of town this time of night for a young

18:12

lady. Anytime somebody calls me a young lady and

18:14

they're like not that old, I'm like get the

18:16

fuck out of here. Straight to jail. Straight

18:19

to jail. He says a lot of people try

18:21

to take advantage of a situation like that, especially

18:23

if you don't have any money, place to stay,

18:25

I might be able to help.

18:27

Like you're literally just taking advantage of a

18:29

situation like that, you fucking lizard person. Precisely.

18:31

Took the words right out of my mouth.

18:34

She stops and looks at him and she just gives him

18:36

a pathetic look and she says, I'm

18:39

cold. And he starts to

18:41

shrug off his coat saying, he's here to help

18:43

baby. But she takes

18:45

the opportunity to wallop him in

18:47

the gut or the junk, I'm

18:49

not entirely sure. Phenomenal.

18:52

Queen shit. Queen shit. She fights

18:54

him like she is mashing all

18:56

the buttons on Street Fighter.

18:58

She's doing spinning finishing

19:00

move. She's doing fucking kicks. She's

19:02

doing everything. AB, AB. It's

19:06

incredible. But she leaves

19:08

him essentially unconscious on the sidewalk. Is

19:10

he dead? We don't know, but probably,

19:12

hopefully. At this point, who cares?

19:15

She crouches down and rubbages through his pockets,

19:17

grabbing his wallet and his keys. She scowls

19:19

at him and says, Now I got moving

19:21

it. And

19:24

she also gets a leather jacket out of the

19:27

deal because she takes that off his possibly dead

19:29

body and says, I think I'm

19:31

gonna like it here. And I think she is

19:33

too. I think she is too. I was like,

19:35

get it girl. I was like, welcome. Honestly, yeah.

19:38

So we flashed to, is it Borsa?

19:40

Probably. Borsa Romania? In Romania. It's 1898,

19:42

I don't know. Bring

19:44

the 1800s realness is where I live. Let's

19:47

go. Can confirm this is love. If you

19:49

don't listen to morbid, you don't know how

19:51

much she loves an 1800s moment. But

19:54

all the morbid biddies. You

19:57

guys know. You know, and especially an

19:59

1800s moment. 1800s like European Oh Moment,

20:03

I'm surprised you don't have it tattooed on your

20:05

body. I don't know exactly what I would say

20:07

I should some reference to it. You should yeah,

20:09

let's go. So we're there an angel

20:12

stumbles into a lantern room and Darla

20:14

looking like a Fucking queen

20:16

I would get her tattooed on

20:18

my body. Can we for one

20:20

moment? appreciate how

20:22

fucking breathtaking Darla

20:25

is absolutely we can back

20:27

in the 1800s was

20:31

stunning gorgeous I mean Julie Benz

20:33

is like a queen I worship

20:36

at your face like she is

20:39

Stunning also the fact that we don't get

20:41

to dress like that anymore and I realized

20:43

it was uncomfortable as shit But I love

20:45

fashion man. I say if I'm sitting here

20:48

and looking for such a I'm like, I

20:50

love fashion I live for it. I look

20:52

like I'm a rat fucking angel stabbing after

20:54

but I do love fashion And

20:56

I would love to wear that shit,

20:58

right and the way that like

21:01

men dressed back then much better So dad

21:03

love the hair so damn angels hair I mean

21:05

angels hair can get so fucked but like and

21:07

I but we can I'd figure it out and

21:09

then like the wigs that They would wear the

21:12

powdered wig. So don't don't wear that in front

21:14

of a pair of shears to that in the

21:16

middle of the night You're good. I Don't

21:19

know how well it will go for you, but yeah, it'll be

21:22

better Look better. It'll be

21:24

better. Yeah, she looks fucking like a goddess She

21:26

does and he asks if he can take off

21:28

his blindfold because he wants to see that Yeah

21:30

No And instead he grabs

21:33

her off frisky and he's like can I take

21:35

something else off? Oh give you this

21:37

present that I have for you Which you

21:39

know you're thinking if you haven't ever seen

21:41

any part of this show whatsoever that it's

21:43

gonna be a puppy or something Great. No

21:46

again. If you have never seen any part of the

21:48

show ever cuz I said that you're like, oh who'd

21:50

you bring? she

21:52

leads him into the next room and she's giggling as

21:54

she takes off his blindfold and he looks down

21:56

and Laying in front of the

21:58

roaring fireplace is a a woman

22:00

of the Kaldorash people. That

22:03

just sounds familiar. She looks maybe like

22:05

she's probably like possibly the

22:07

most beloved daughter of the tribe. Yeah,

22:09

she gave that vibe. I don't know.

22:11

Yeah, something about her. I was like,

22:13

wow, you seem like you are the

22:15

most beloved. Yeah, like the tribe will

22:17

fucking ride for you. Ride

22:19

for you. And it's just like something about

22:22

her just gave that off. Yeah,

22:24

like maybe they'll like curse someone for you. Yeah,

22:26

like absolutely. She gave that vibe that it's like

22:28

the people who love me will curse you for

22:31

eternity. Yeah, I don't know what it was because

22:33

of the wrongs you are committing. Yeah, I just

22:35

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22:37

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for details. She

24:04

does not foresee the future. She

24:09

looks down and she says she looked everywhere for

24:11

this specific girl. An angel is like,

24:14

for me? And Darla says,

24:16

this is not just for you. I

24:19

get the likes. Woo, partner. Bam.

24:21

So he walks toward the restrained woman and

24:23

he pushes up her skirt like a douchebag

24:25

and then he vamps out as she screams

24:27

in terror and tries to squirm away and

24:30

he bends down and bites into her leg. And

24:32

Darla's just watching this whole thing

24:34

smiling viciously as we are audibly

24:37

attacked by the nasty ass sounds

24:40

of slurpity slurp slurping. But then

24:42

we flash back to present day.

24:44

Womp womp. Sorry, Alina. Back

24:47

here. I know my angel's office, which is just

24:49

like some, it needs, I know Cordy's trying, but

24:51

it needs a woman's touch and I think she's

24:53

very busy. Yeah, it's a rough, it's a rough

24:55

setting. It's horrible. But yeah,

24:57

he's doing his own personal version of Beyond

24:59

Scared Street with Beanie Marquez. He's

25:02

just trying to like bad cop him. He grabs

25:04

him by the scruff of his shirt, demanding that

25:06

he do the right fucking thing. Which is always

25:08

how you get people to do the right fucking thing. Always

25:10

just beat them. Yeah. Just

25:12

beat them. Just beat them. It's fine.

25:15

He warns Beanie that next time he won't be able

25:17

to save him from Matt Rife. I mean the Matt

25:19

Rife demons. Just the Matt Rife himself.

25:22

And then he salts the wound, adding that

25:24

Beanie's friends won't be either since, you know,

25:27

they were all chopped up and burnt in

25:29

an apocalyptic fucking flaming trash barrel. Which I

25:31

was like, damn, angel. Like, angel, you want

25:33

this man to process anything? He's like, yeah,

25:35

we, you need to do the

25:38

right thing. All your friends are dead anyways.

25:40

So you might as well. Whoa, all right.

25:42

Shit. You have nothing to live for anymore,

25:44

so do the right thing. I think I saw this episode

25:46

of Beyond Scared Street though. Probably. You

25:49

know. It was the 90s. Except

25:51

it wasn't. Oh yeah,

25:53

it wasn't in the 2000s at this point. It

25:56

really offs as essentially the 90s. It

25:58

felt that way. Yeah. other room

26:00

Cordelia is completely stressed out. She's like Beanie's

26:02

an asshole. He's definitely not going to do

26:05

the right thing. And Wesley peaks

26:07

out from under a blanket on the couch. He's had

26:09

a very long night and hopefully has

26:11

showered at this point. He's tired. But Cordie

26:13

Paces, she's like, I fucking knew it when

26:15

they brought him in. And she says someone

26:17

with that much body art is going to

26:19

have a different definition of civic duty, which

26:22

we all said all of us felt personally

26:24

attacked. Okay, Cordie. Okay. I understand that it's

26:26

the odds and you don't have a tramp

26:28

stamp yet, but get out of here. Okay,

26:31

girl. Okay. Wow. Was even Wesley, he's shocked

26:33

by the fire. He's like, I am team

26:35

tattered. Yeah. Which we're like, wow. Okay.

26:38

They saved Beanie's life. He's like,

26:40

I definitely think Angel will be able

26:42

to get some to testify. Like that's a

26:44

big thing you can hold over someone's head

26:47

for sure. But Cordie's skeptical. And she says,

26:49

Wesley, you don't change a guy

26:51

like that. In fact, generally

26:53

speaking, you don't change a guy. What

26:55

you see is what you get scratch

26:57

the surface. And what do you find

26:59

more surface? I can't really argue that.

27:01

And we all we are we were

27:03

all like, Cordie. Yeah,

27:05

yeah, absolutely. Yep. You're right. And you're,

27:08

you're absolutely right. Scratch the surface. And

27:10

what do you find more surface? But

27:13

Wesley's like, you should tell that to Angel.

27:15

And she's like, I wonder if we could

27:17

have some of the Calderash tribe come and

27:19

curse a soul back into Beanie's punk ass.

27:22

That's a good plan. And Wesley snoodily tells

27:24

her that Beanie does have a soul. It's

27:26

just somewhere very deep down inside of him.

27:28

And he will have an urge to do

27:30

what's right. That statement is

27:32

punctuated by Beanie Marquez bursting through the door saying

27:35

he's not going to do shit. Angel

27:37

grabs him by the back of his shirt

27:40

and pulls him back into the office and

27:42

slams the door. Everything's going really well. It

27:44

is everything's so calm. It's great. Cool collected.

27:46

Yeah, it's wonderful. He orders Marquez to sit

27:48

his ass down and shut up. And

27:51

he nods sarcastically at Wesley saying, I guess

27:53

you're right Wesley. He's just like the Dalai

27:55

Lama. I was like, I don't know if he

27:57

went that far. That

28:00

he oversaw the down in there somewhere is

28:02

like either, right? somewhere? That. Agony of

28:04

Office Angel growls that been he is going

28:06

to have to face is fucking demons or

28:08

he's gonna have to face. Angels which

28:10

ass was like. Have. A source

28:13

on as I got. that's an easy

28:15

choice. Let's go numb leave us

28:17

to have club off and I said

28:19

i know we're going to see say

28:21

it's dancing I she does this face

28:23

Lehane. Damn. Sound

28:25

my gas Ravers Club.

28:28

Situation. Though it's club

28:30

hell this was club Health Everything I

28:33

need she serves as the else have

28:35

any. Ah, Sole survivors which we

28:37

covered on scream or other phone cause it is

28:39

one of those and i think when we talked.

28:41

About it were like this is a very chaotic movie at

28:43

it is it's. Wilde. But the nostalgia

28:45

factor with it. It's one of

28:48

those movies from like late nineties early

28:50

aughts that has that certain by to

28:52

and in, the certain music and the

28:55

certain. Costuming: Lighting

28:57

every sale and I always had a think

28:59

of like the word for his describable that

29:01

he enjoys it says those movie it's like

29:04

Urban Legend and scream they all have that.

29:06

Thing. About them that you just can't

29:08

replicate. Eliza Dushku is in that movie

29:10

and she plays a girl any. An.

29:13

But she plays face she is faithful him

29:15

They lose like a moment where say she's

29:18

always Danson and she's always been some just

29:20

like that and she's always that girl

29:22

that if you saw her out you believe

29:24

that's a fucking queen. Who is that

29:26

girl? I want to be her friend. It

29:28

would be like ours when he sees

29:30

Willow. Some girl like you just really cool

29:33

is that girls you'd be like. Moonroof

29:36

Whose. Side:

29:42

Are you feel like That's what I

29:44

am like every time I see her.

29:46

Could she be? I need you to

29:48

quit C Be know the answer is

29:50

no It's Faith Sees dance includes incredible.

29:52

She's got this like backless shiny top

29:54

on. I love the backless tops of

29:56

the Ninety ice and on. The author

29:59

and love her. Love Faith Lhane

30:01

everything about her I said by it Yeah,

30:03

but she does her wild Faith dance hands

30:05

up and in the hair hell You ride

30:08

it around hop into the 2000s

30:10

rock club music. It's actually um, it's

30:12

like a version of living dead girl

30:14

Yeah, I was like get it girl.

30:16

I can bob. This is such a

30:18

vibe. I love it. Go to there

30:20

I will yeah Import

30:22

me there in that place right though, like he

30:24

said she was like a bee in a flower

30:27

patch just flitting for man-to-man chicken

30:29

dad ass She

30:31

just flops her hair like she's in a Pantene commercial

30:34

She looks great But she slides between this

30:36

couple and just grinds up on the man's and

30:38

the woman who we decided is named Brenda is Pish

30:41

she's like, excuse me, bitch and

30:43

Faith turns her and she's like you're excused

30:46

And her the boyfriend does nothing to

30:48

stop this. No, you know, he's dealing

30:50

here face He sucks Faith was just

30:52

showing you what you need to know

30:54

about this man That's right. I'm concerned and

30:56

there's just more surface. Yes, that's him. I'm

30:59

saving you girl. That's how I felt Yeah,

31:01

but Brenda's like that's my boyfriend. It's like

31:03

no, he's not This

31:06

move I was like, what is she about to do?

31:08

She pulls back his co-shirt collar and she turns back

31:10

and she goes I don't see your name on him

31:14

This guy laughs at that joke. That's

31:16

why I'm like the go pummel him

31:18

Don't be like, thank you girlfriend for

31:20

showing me this exactly pummel him and

31:22

you guys dance Exactly live your

31:24

best life to living dead girl, but

31:27

he just keeps on dancing with faith because I

31:29

mean who wouldn't I know I can't Blame him but

31:31

he's also an asshole. Yes, but Brenda tells her boyfriend

31:33

Billy to fucking do something and faith

31:35

Imitates are going. Yeah, Billy do

31:37

something like this and then she

31:40

just elbows Brenda in the face

31:42

like kablam style Yeah, Brenda was

31:44

flying across the floor. It truly

31:46

is a matter on the dead

31:50

And you better not kill faith screw no

31:52

you better not you can't no one can

31:54

no you can't That's the thing like you're

31:56

not gonna kill face. You never will

31:58

know But Billy suddenly

32:00

decides that, oh, he has a girlfriend again, and

32:03

he winds up to punch Faith in the face. Yeah,

32:05

which I was like, uh,

32:08

red flag, red flag, red flag. This man

32:10

is a red flag. So she pushes him

32:12

backwards. He flies backwards, falling into the crowd

32:14

like Angel chasing a rat into a pile

32:16

of trash and becoming part one. Hell yeah.

32:19

Oh, he stands up for round two, but she

32:21

punches him and shoves him back by his

32:23

forehead onto the ground. This is the best.

32:25

She's a queen. And then she just resumes

32:27

dancing. Not missing a

32:29

fucking beat whatsoever. The girl

32:31

punches and while she's in

32:33

mid punch, she's throwing her

32:35

other hand in her hair

32:37

to continue the movement of

32:39

the dance. It is

32:41

electric. It's transformative.

32:46

It's ever, it's transcendental. It's everything. All

32:48

of the above. I love it so

32:50

much. This is my favorite face. No

32:52

one will ever groove as hard as

32:54

she does. But one of the

32:56

men that Billy collided with starts to brawl on him because

32:58

he's like, why'd you bump into me, bro? Which I'm like,

33:00

go for it. Go for it. As Billy lunges

33:02

that face, but this song's a fucking bop. So she

33:04

just continues to vibe. She works

33:07

a wall up into her sick choreography. Then

33:10

another guy rushes her. Men are really toxic

33:12

at club health. Yeah. And she punches

33:14

him on the downbeat also. The

33:19

dance just evolves into absolute chaos

33:21

around her, but she's just out here

33:23

slipping. Yeah. She just dances in the

33:25

middle of it. She feeds off of chaos. Hell yeah. Then

33:27

we're in court. Ugh. Surprisingly

33:30

not for Faith's fucking battery charges.

33:32

Pumice Shipburn. Not for her murder on

33:34

the dance floor. No. Pumice

33:37

Shipburn, Lindsay McDonald. You

33:40

wanted to give this man, like you said

33:42

people really loved this man. Yeah. People

33:45

loved him. One, what? You

33:47

want people to really love this man and you

33:49

named him Lindsay McDonald? I mean,

33:51

Old McDonald? This was just not my vibe.

33:53

No, it's not my vibe. It's not

33:55

mine either. But he asked the

33:57

judge to dismiss the case and he says the district. and

34:00

he hasn't been able to produce any witnesses. And

34:02

the client smirks, but the DA says he

34:05

could produce them. If Wolfram and Hart would

34:07

stop tampering with the witnesses, then they could

34:09

actually, you know, have some witnesses. And

34:12

Lindsay is like, excuse me, can I just say something?

34:14

And he walks over to the DA.

34:16

Excuse me, excuse me. And he says,

34:19

that is a serious allegation. And then

34:21

he flips his care inside, Mila. And

34:24

he's like, I'm gonna file a complaint against you, okay? That

34:27

is so caring. He's like, I'm gonna call your

34:29

manager. With

34:31

my side mullet. And he

34:33

tells the courtroom, they have no witnesses.

34:35

They have no case. And I requested

34:37

dismissal of all charges against my client,

34:39

whose reputation has been irreparably damaged by

34:42

these perseidings. He continues to bleed on

34:44

at the judge as the defendant smiles.

34:46

And Lindsay's colleague, Leeb nods like a

34:48

scumbag. They're all awful. Yeah, I can't

34:50

stand any of them. No. I think

34:52

that's why I couldn't, I

34:54

couldn't like stick around with Angel for

34:56

as long as I did even

34:58

the original one was I just don't I

35:00

don't love all of these side characters. I

35:03

also I don't love like a court setting like

35:05

I'm personally I'm gonna offend the masses, but I'm

35:07

not an SVU girly. See, I don't mind a

35:09

court setting in the right setting.

35:12

I think it's in the right thing. It just

35:14

doesn't I don't know. Yeah, I don't like it

35:16

here. It's not for me. It's triggering. Yeah, but

35:18

the DA turns and his face

35:20

just fucking lights up as Angel and

35:22

Beanie Marquez walk into the courtroom and

35:25

Mikey said everybody should have somebody that brightens up

35:27

the sight of them like this unnamed DA. Honestly,

35:30

go ahead and get yourself someone who smiles

35:32

at you like that unnamed DA. Exactly. Yeah,

35:34

Lindsay turns around and sees them and he

35:36

doesn't look very bright. His sentence falls to

35:38

the floor like his hopes of a dismissal.

35:41

Oh, boom. An angel puffs out his chest

35:43

and he says your client really is except

35:45

for that pesky drug dealing and murder stuff.

35:48

And the DA calls Beanie to

35:50

the stand while Lindsay glares that

35:53

angel for his fucking audacity. Angel

35:56

locks in and he glares back at him and

35:58

scowls as he leaves the courtroom. But

36:01

hard cut to Lindsay's office where he is

36:03

on the phone bore on the flooring hell

36:05

Yeah, his boss is absolutely pissed that he

36:07

lost the case So he eats shit claiming

36:09

responsibility, but he also blames it all on

36:11

angels. So doesn't really claim much responsibility Just

36:14

Lindsay things Yeah He

36:17

agrees with his boss that angel is a

36:19

costly liability as Lee saunters and smiling like

36:21

a Disney villain So Lindsay gets

36:23

off the phone and he's like I hate failure when there's

36:25

nobody else to blame it on Like you

36:28

blamed it on someone you did So I

36:30

don't understand so like you did it but Lee hands him

36:32

a file and he's like I have a solution And

36:35

Lindsay just stares at the file intensely. So we're

36:37

like what's in there except we're like, huh? I

36:40

don't care But

36:44

later another associate calls out to Lee saying

36:46

that she's been looking for him She

36:49

looks like a Sheila. So that's her name now.

36:51

Yeah, she doesn't look like a Sheila. Yeah, Mikey

36:53

said so Yeah, and when Mikey says that I'm

36:55

it's always accurate. Yeah, whatever Mikey says is cannon

36:57

when Mikey says that we say yeah, okay So

37:00

Sheila cozy's up to him saying oh my god,

37:02

bitch He came up with a great idea to

37:04

deal with the friendly neighborhood vampire and Lee's

37:07

face sour So he proudly tells her that no,

37:09

no, no, he came up with a great idea.

37:12

He's like I said my idea kids kids Just

37:15

calm down. So she's like, how did you

37:17

find out about a rogue Slayer? And

37:19

he's a braggadocious bitch saying how smart he is

37:22

hitting the reports to track her down and she's

37:25

like Well, do you know where the Slayer is because

37:27

I do He's like bitch, I'm

37:29

Sheila and she opens this file It's a

37:31

Sheila file and he reads it until she

37:33

snaps it closed and informs him that she's

37:36

gonna make the contact not him bitch now

37:39

because Wolfram is all the

37:41

hideous things about corporate America with people stepping on

37:44

the corpses of their colleagues clients and whoever

37:46

they can fuck over To get ahead. It's

37:48

no wonder he's concerned Mm-hmm.

37:50

It is his fucking deal. How

37:52

dare she poach it? How dare

37:54

how dare she and she's

37:56

like fuck off It's corporate America. You don't have

37:59

people skills Which like spot the why

38:01

he really does He calls her a

38:03

bitch proving her point and she tells him that if he

38:05

behaves he can ride at the limo and he just rolls

38:07

his eyes Back at Angel investigations,

38:09

Cordy tries to tell a caller that

38:11

they don't do divorce cases But

38:14

then she shows that everybody has a price when he

38:16

offers a buttload of money She literally

38:18

almost trips over herself trying to get his contact information

38:21

Angel and Wesley Windham price walk in and she's

38:24

like How did it go and Wesley Windham price

38:26

informs her that they won Beanie got up

38:29

and told the truth and she What

38:32

did I tell you and he's like uh He's

38:35

like actually you said that he wouldn't

38:37

testify ever you said the exact opposite

38:39

actually and she's like, whatever anyways I

38:41

have this pain client. I was right

38:43

shut up Cordelia's a queen Should

38:48

be a politician Shut up.

38:51

I said what I said. What did I say

38:53

the exact opposite? She's like fuck you. All right going on.

38:55

She's like look over there But

38:57

Wesley is surprised and he's like, oh, what's this

39:00

about and Cordy's like, I'm still feeling things out

39:02

and completely sweeps over The fact that is

39:04

not supernatural in any way, but

39:06

they'll find out more at lunch with the client the following

39:08

day She says so she turns

39:11

to Angel and she's like, are you

39:13

happy with the way things turned out?

39:15

But he's completely disassociating just doing those

39:17

blankly ahead and like barely blinking clearly

39:19

lost in thought and Cordy leans

39:21

forward to Wesley wind up price and she

39:23

says you can always tell when he's

39:25

happy his scowl slightly less scowly She

39:29

nods smiling proudly because she is the

39:32

fucking angel whisperer really is she just

39:34

gets him like she really gets him

39:36

Yeah, she reads people. Yeah Wesley

39:38

steps toward Angel saying that Beanie was super

39:41

lucky to have crossed paths with him an

39:43

angel shrug saying that he just needed To

39:45

push in the right direction and Wesley wonders

39:47

aloud how Wolfram and Hart are gonna push back

39:50

And we find out in the next scene. We sure do

39:52

outside of the club Claire goes

39:55

out of a club Sheila walks with

39:57

faith trying to lure her from a night

39:59

of horny debauchery to

40:01

proposition her to do a contract with

40:03

Wolfram and Hart and Faith's like we

40:05

can go somewhere to talk But I'm more of a

40:07

doer like I'd rather just get shit done She's like

40:10

who do I need to kill? He's pretty much

40:12

go and Sheila says Faith is

40:14

misreading the situation here She's like

40:16

no horny debauchery So

40:18

Faith backs her against offense menacingly thing

40:20

Sheila is the one misreading shit and

40:23

she's like I like your diamond watch

40:25

diamonds are my favorite and I said

40:27

diamonds are I

40:30

was waiting for Faith to be like diamonds are

40:33

a girl's best friend And I would

40:35

be so menacing actually just saying it

40:37

and like shimmied a little and then

40:40

it's just crazy That would be unhinged

40:42

in a great way. I would have loved it I'd be

40:44

into it compared to some of the other lines later. They could

40:46

have snuck that in there. There's a few I'll

40:49

bet there's a few choices But

40:52

Sheila sighs and collects herself and she

40:54

makes the grave error of accidentally saying

40:56

Faith's name So Faith is immediately

40:58

paranoid and she's like how the fuck do you know

41:00

my name? I never told you my name Yeah, and

41:02

it's like don't fuck with her man. Yeah, if I

41:05

was Sheila, I would be shaken in my Prada

41:07

shoes But Sheila stares

41:09

at her smugly saying that we are all

41:11

well aware of who she is and what

41:13

she does She says we

41:15

know that you've had some difficulties and I think

41:18

we can help you out. So faith

41:20

we can help a bitch out Faith

41:24

abruptly grabs onto the fence next to

41:26

Sheila's face And Sheila's scared she flinched.

41:28

Yes, you've lynched but

41:30

faith leans in saying we do do we? Who

41:34

are we and why do they know about me

41:36

when I don't know Jack about you? And it's

41:38

so funny because she says Jack about you because

41:40

like they had to say that but you know

41:42

in real life She'd be like, I don't know

41:44

shit all about you Like

41:47

fuck you a hundred percent But

41:49

Sheila's vial is saying that green is

41:51

her favorite color. She looks good in

41:54

diamonds and she loves riding in limousines

41:56

That's her hinge profile. I said, okay,

41:58

Sheila. I said what? But then

42:00

a limo pulls up and idols behind them

42:02

and the back door opens up Lee calls out

42:04

to Faith asking if they can talk and

42:06

Faith turns back to Sheila and says I like

42:09

black And then

42:11

just hops into the back of the limo and

42:13

I I get I get it It

42:16

was far too late after Sheila had

42:18

said that she personally like green This

42:20

is a very misplaced line and it

42:22

has zero impact I

42:25

was like, it's not a blooper. It literally

42:27

sounds like she like glitched and was

42:30

like I like black She

42:34

might as well have been like cheese is good

42:36

and it's also just cringy like no impact It

42:39

had no impact in fate like faith is a

42:41

bad girl. Of course. Her favorite color

42:43

is black like yeah, we can like

42:46

she's scary She's unhinged. She's

42:48

witty Where were

42:50

the writers on that one and how many people

42:52

did that go through that they were like that'll

42:54

be such an impactful line But it's

42:57

honestly just like it sounds like try

42:59

hard like it sounds like a goth

43:01

girl cosplaying. I like black anyways Luckily,

43:04

there's a coping mechanism here because they take

43:06

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43:08

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44:15

Dara will walk into the house and she's

44:18

like, enjoy baby. I'm horny. He

44:21

does not answer immediately because he

44:23

is not feeling the same way. He's

44:25

having a med TB right now. Him

44:27

is huddled in the corner breaking down.

44:29

It's bad. Yeah. He's feeling how we

44:32

all felt this year and last year.

44:35

Yes. He's breathing in and out of

44:37

a paper bag essentially. So

44:39

she walks into the adjoining room and she's like, uh,

44:42

why are you crouched next to the fireplace? Like

44:44

breaking like a leaf. What's going on? He

44:46

looks like shit and he just chokes out.

44:49

Not everyone screams. Which

44:51

is fucking terrifying. That's terrible. I

44:54

was like, what's going on? Very chilling. And she just stares

44:56

at him and is like, what? And

44:58

he says, when you kill them, some just

45:00

stand there frozen while others. And

45:02

she smiles. She's excited. She's like, are we playing a

45:05

game? Role playing so much fun,

45:07

but he, they're not role playing. He stands

45:09

up bracing himself against the wall, still facing

45:11

away from her. And he holds

45:13

back this like wave of emotion saying

45:15

the children, they usually scream and I

45:17

was like, I don't want to know

45:19

that. And Darla smiles saying,

45:22

yes, it's on just like little

45:24

pigs. How

45:27

do you brought me some Darla, Darla, but

45:29

angel faces her to stop saying, we've drunk

45:31

and killed for how long now? 140 odd

45:33

years. We've drunk

45:36

them all up and they're all dead. And he starts

45:38

to sob. It's wild. So

45:40

Darla steps toward him and tries to touch his face,

45:43

but he does, he smacks her hands, which

45:45

I was like, Oh, sass a frass. And

45:47

also this, this reminded me of in hook

45:50

when the nanny says the children, they

45:53

were screaming. The

45:55

children are screaming. The

45:58

children were screaming. But

46:00

she's like, what the fuck? Like, did

46:02

you meet someone else? Which I was like,

46:05

what a wild track to take. I

46:07

would just be like, have you done drugs? Have

46:09

you done illicit drugs? I feel like, who hurt

46:11

you? Like, what happened? Like, would they beat you?

46:14

And honestly, like, you're a supernatural being. You'd be

46:16

like, why would you care about this? Like, why

46:18

are you bringing this up? Yeah. You

46:21

wouldn't be like, are you fucking someone else?

46:23

Girl, run! And we'd be like, why would

46:25

that be your first thought

46:27

process? It's like, you've met another woman. Yeah,

46:29

I don't know if maybe it says, maybe

46:31

because he says, like, we've been doing this for 140 years. So

46:34

she's like, are you bored? Yeah, I

46:36

guess. That's very tenuous.

46:38

It's just like, why? Why? Yeah,

46:41

I don't know. But he leans

46:43

into her, hugging her. And she's fucking repulsed, because

46:45

she's like, you are weak. Please get your

46:47

emotions off of me. Essentially, she's a Capricorn.

46:50

She pushes it back. Essentially,

46:54

Darla is a Capricorn. Essentially, she doesn't

46:56

like feelings. And please get them off

46:58

of her. She's like,

47:00

go to therapy, not here. She literally is about to

47:02

murder him over feelings. She's like, get the fuck out

47:05

of here. Yeah, she got the ick even more. But

47:08

she pushes him back. And she's like, what

47:10

the fuck is going on? And he says

47:12

that the girl she brought for his birthday,

47:14

her people found out, and they did something

47:16

to him. And she's freaked out

47:18

by this entire thing. And she's like, is

47:20

this a spell? Like, a spell did this?

47:22

He looks like he's about to throw up.

47:24

And he says, funny. I

47:27

spent with all the people.

47:30

I've maimed and

47:33

killed. I wouldn't be able to remember

47:35

every single home that's

47:37

fucked up. That's crazy. What

47:40

a fucking curse. What

47:42

a tortured existence. Her

47:44

people, they whole assed about

47:46

curse. I also want to know

47:48

more about this girl. I

47:51

also want to know more. That's why I'm

47:53

like, take us back. They loved her so.

47:55

She was so beloved. She was a sweetheart

47:57

in their eyes. She was awesome.

48:00

She ruled. They thought she was great. And

48:02

they were like, we're going to curse this

48:04

man by knowing 140 plus years. He's

48:08

going to remember every fucking face. I'm like, I know

48:10

my family loves me, but like, do you guys love

48:12

me that much? I love you that much. I

48:15

love you that much. But I'm also

48:17

like, how did you guys even think

48:19

of that? Like that's impressive.

48:22

I'm impressed by these people. And it's a long

48:24

game, which I love. Because that's the thing. It's

48:27

a long game. And it's

48:29

like, it's a generational long game. It

48:31

is. It's generationally long. But

48:33

he starts to sob, feeling emotional violence. And

48:36

he's just like, please, Darla, help me. And

48:38

she's like, no, get out. No. Mikey

48:41

wrote part of this. And he said, his

48:43

soul is a fugly slut. Do not trust

48:45

her. Do

48:48

not trust her. She

48:50

is a fugly slut. And

48:53

that's for Mean Girls before anybody gets to that.

48:56

Mean Girls. But she's like, get

48:58

off, but get out. Right now. She's

49:00

like, hard fucking pass on this. She's

49:02

like, who the last? Get

49:04

out of here. Every horrible breakup song,

49:06

she's like, leave. She's immediately over this

49:09

relationship. She's like, very much so. On

49:12

to the next. And he's horrified. He's like, you're

49:14

the one who brought this woman to me. And

49:16

he's like, I like love you. You did this.

49:18

I was like, what's going on? And then she

49:20

breaks a chair and grabs a

49:22

splintered chair leg and lunges at him,

49:25

like about to fucking dust him. But

49:27

he dodges and he's like, please, I'm like you.

49:30

And she's like, you're not like anything. You're fucking gross.

49:34

Let's get one thing straight. You

49:36

are vile. You. No.

49:40

Get out or I'll kill you. And

49:43

he leaves. And he's out. He rushes out and he goes, those are

49:45

his choices. Get out or I kill you. And he

49:47

was like, I'm out. But she's standing there

49:49

in the doorway with a fucking homemade

49:51

steak, looking like the whole gosh darn

49:53

meal. She's she's a buffet. I

49:56

was like, what a fucking Queen. I

49:58

Know we've said that a lot, like

50:00

queens. kings all over the place, but

50:03

I'm sorry. sub so full of it

50:05

remains true curative. I'm also imagine an

50:07

eighteen hundreds break up music video. right?

50:09

Now a match imaginary of I

50:11

am. A

50:13

Belgian it with businesses picture

50:16

it of eighteen hundreds Romanian.

50:18

Breakup. Videos picture it: Rumania

50:20

Eocene nine become. A

50:23

better. Scores. And what methods and if

50:25

you're going to. Have an eighteen hundreds at

50:27

Wolfram and Hart. Ah, it was so

50:29

hard to say Wolfram and Hart go

50:32

from and har I hate a. Horrible.

50:35

But ah, Lindsay Li and Sheila. Or tell

50:37

Lindsay Li sounds like one name, but it's

50:39

Lucifer. She puts flimsy leads and she'll love

50:42

are telling safe all the shit that they

50:44

know about her. Mostly that she's a flare,

50:46

which is why they sought her out and

50:48

Lindsay tries to close the steel. He says,

50:50

you have a problem, We have a problem.

50:53

I just had a perfectly good murder case.

50:55

gop and smokes. And you seem to have

50:57

a certain expertise in that area. And

50:59

he actually offers to clear up her murder

51:02

charge Is she. Render services for

51:04

them first, Scandal A dumb pro

51:06

bono except not. and it's like you just

51:08

told this girl like I just like had

51:10

a whole murder case go up in smoke.

51:12

Words sucked. I can get you off though.

51:15

Yeah, and it's like I don't know if

51:17

I believe you like I don't know. That

51:19

was a great sell A really wasn't any.

51:21

Do it. Also, now you have a linked

51:23

in I could look out like what. I

51:25

don't think that was really what you want

51:28

to lead with. Could I see your success

51:30

rate outside of Man? Outside of that one

51:32

Wilds murder case that went up in smoke?

51:34

Yeah. Him as like that's is really

51:36

not a good selling point. Money losing your

51:38

touch had like okay bye bye but this

51:40

doesn't think about any of those things because

51:43

she is impulsive but she clearly tells him

51:45

that he doesn't know how many men have

51:47

told. Her that before. And. Sheila

51:49

interject saying that seats won't be

51:51

disappointed. Issue like only getting

51:53

on her and I said Schumer said

51:55

sure sure you have green room service.

51:58

official agree to block overrated other I

52:00

actually don't but I was

52:03

like no I love how you were like no I

52:08

love green and black and you're like they don't go

52:10

good together. I love fashion in that statement wrong

52:14

I guess sometimes they do anyways It

52:17

depends on the setting again,

52:20

you're like not my opinion it just is No

52:25

background I painted my room green and black and that

52:28

was stupid of me and it didn't look good anyways Faith

52:32

asks who she has to kill she's

52:34

like whatever like tell me what I have to kill She's like shut

52:36

up. I don't care about green and black Lindsay

52:39

quickly denies that he would ever

52:41

advocate killing a human being of course

52:43

not But the vampire's name is angel

52:46

and he starts going to explain who

52:48

angel is Not knowing that

52:50

he and Faith have quite the history because you know

52:52

they fuck Sorry

52:55

guys immediately telling him it's no

52:57

problem. I know that guy we fucked and then he left me so

52:59

I'd love to kill him But

53:04

Sheila and Lindsay exchange a very satisfied

53:06

look because that was easy Swipped

53:11

the nation Lee

53:14

is not very happy with how quickly she answered

53:16

he really wanted to hold court and make her

53:18

feel dumb So he asks if she

53:20

wants to know anything else and Faith says she just wants

53:22

to get off of her murder job

53:25

We have to clarify because we were talking

53:27

about faith because honestly when she said it for a second

53:29

I was like oh, and I was like oh, yeah,

53:31

you're talking about a murder case cuz what faith I'm like,

53:33

of course that's what exactly but She

53:36

also most of all wants to know how much they're

53:38

going to pay her and Lee

53:41

smiles saying it might be who've her

53:43

to Know a little bit more about

53:45

her mark before they discuss room

53:48

Remuneration honestly a stupid fucking word.

53:50

Yeah before they discuss that He's

53:54

the worst. He's an elitist asshole who uses

53:56

dumb words to make her feel less than

53:58

yeah, we all said fuck you. The to

54:00

make faith and us feel less them

54:02

go fuck yourself lease and she also

54:04

says what the fuck as well. And

54:08

he tells her that it means payment.

54:10

Said. Something save him as a

54:12

lay, you dumb fucking. Ridiculous. Say

54:15

Dell. There. I just want to make

54:17

sure you understand this from is in no

54:20

way connected to anything you do. It is

54:22

my ass on the line and I don't

54:24

want you to make me look bad you

54:26

either by that myself up a perfectly Service

54:29

grabs him from behind his neck and slams

54:31

essays on the desk. stupid little he he's

54:33

done it actually specific watching that was amazing.

54:35

It really was like due to go do it again. And

54:38

again and again again she asks him how

54:41

do you look now. Ll.

54:44

And then she continuously to slam society

54:46

since of the desk. Like repeatedly mother

54:48

and Sheila, Lindsay just waltz, excited to

54:50

see her to dissidents with the added

54:53

bonus of Leeds getting his just desserts

54:55

by least. And Lindsay smiles at. This

54:57

is either doesn't so funny is a good

54:59

so that and to talk to his assistant

55:01

and says physicists. Suitable

55:04

emergency fund I'm so for hims I

55:06

thought that was. I actually went

55:08

to the but the next day court he

55:10

tries to prep Leslie Wind and Price that

55:12

Angel for their lunch meeting to saddling on.

55:14

She's like it's not arm are typical kind

55:17

of case but it's a lotta money. Seasoned.

55:20

Politician the scale really is. Angel wants to cut

55:22

through the ball. said he's like what kind of

55:24

demon are we dealing with here and she's like.

55:27

It's. Not really a demon, he saying

55:29

Canada sorta and Wesley when impressive like

55:32

okay, what is it Penn and she's

55:34

like a divorce kennedy money that the

55:36

first thing I wanted to say that

55:38

demonic ah Wisley when and Price and

55:40

Angel are completely plus they're like that's

55:43

not what we do but she rationalises

55:45

that the husband thinks his life is

55:47

a real which like a real bit

55:49

base in it's like to see a

55:52

which because that we can deal with

55:54

this. Yeah, it's not super nuts around

55:56

Raleigh. not. Was. The when impressive like

55:58

this a Cd it's and. Cordelia

56:01

says, he's in government, it's not CD.

56:04

The CD is in the- And Wesley and Angel

56:06

kind of share a look like this. But

56:08

Cordy starts to talk about the virtues of a

56:11

small business loan as the scene slows down, showing

56:13

a tight shot of Angel with face blurred

56:16

in the background. I actually love this. This

56:18

is so good, but we'll

56:20

get there. She raises a crossbow

56:22

in the middle of this crowded area and-

56:24

So crowded. And then he shoots it, and

56:27

in a blur of motion, he spins and catches

56:29

the bolt narrowly, avoiding any

56:32

dusty fate whatsoever. It was incredible.

56:35

Even fates, I think so. And he

56:37

sees her and he's fucked up. And she laughs,

56:39

setting the crossbow at her side, saying, that was

56:41

so cool. It's

56:43

gonna be fun. I love the way she says

56:46

that. But can we please talk

56:48

about the fact that in this crowded, like,

56:50

it seems like- So crowded. Grand Central Station.

56:52

Like one shower in this place. Not one

56:55

single soul turned their head.

56:58

When I say that she was

57:00

holding a full-ass crossbow up, and

57:02

not one person even glanced, I

57:04

don't know. I don't know

57:06

LA. Is there a doorman? Is this how it

57:08

goes? Like, I don't know. I've

57:10

never been to LA, but I've been there, but

57:13

I never tried to shoot some of the crossbows.

57:15

So I don't know. And I never saw anyone

57:17

else do it. So- Not only did she get

57:19

past whoever at the door, she

57:21

walked through a crowd of people holding that thing. She had

57:24

to have bumped into somebody with it. And then she

57:26

shoots someone. And then she shot it. And

57:28

the person caught it. Yeah. And

57:31

no one's like, wow, that was supernatural and

57:33

awesome. And also you seem like a murderer.

57:35

No. It's called the

57:37

authorities. No. It's wild, but she

57:40

runs off and just leaves Angel there in

57:43

his buddies completely in shock. Yeah.

57:45

So later at his dingy basement

57:47

apartment, he gets off the phone

57:49

saying that Giles said that Faith-

57:52

Oh! Giles! Giles! And then

57:54

she left Sunnydale about a week prior and

57:56

that she was borderline psychotic. And

57:58

I was like- I got Giles right there. Courtney

58:01

says that explains her outfit. And

58:04

Wesley thinks this shit isn't right. And Courtney

58:06

says, When a whacked out player tries to

58:08

kill your boss, it's very wrong. That's what

58:10

I always say. I say that

58:12

daily. Yeah, you know? But Wesley is fucking pissed

58:14

that Giles didn't give him a heads up. Oh

58:16

shut the fuck up, Wesley. I

58:19

was like, Giles probably should have told them. And

58:22

I said, shut the fuck up, Wesley. Yeah, and

58:24

that's, yeah. But he said, I should have been

58:26

alerted immediately after she woke up from her coma.

58:28

Shut the fuck up, Wesley. He was her watcher

58:30

though. But he's not anymore. That's true. So he

58:32

has no, but like,

58:34

no right? You don't think

58:36

faith is gonna go after him though? Mm-hmm. Who

58:39

really gives a shit? Not Giles.

58:41

Not Giles. Or you, or you really. Here's

58:43

me and Giles saying, yeah, who gives a

58:45

shit? High five. Yay. But

58:48

Angel says that Giles was distracted and he was

58:50

worried about Buffy. Yeah, he's worried about his own.

58:53

He's a real dad. He's like, I'm worried

58:55

about mine. Giles is my dad. Yeah, not

58:57

yours. Not mine. He already has

58:59

what they can do. He tells them to

59:01

look at reports of beatings, violence, killings, possibly

59:04

near bus stations and bars, and then get gone,

59:06

like get the fuck outta here. Cause I don't want

59:08

you guys in this crossfire. And Wesley

59:10

tells Angel he's not gonna just run and hide. And

59:12

Cordy's like, I am. Me. But

59:14

Wesley says they should all band together. They're a team. And

59:17

Angel says, we're not a team. I'm your boss. You go

59:19

where I tell you. And I tell you to lay low.

59:22

He's very aggressive with this. Which I

59:24

would be too. They're dealing with Faith

59:26

LaHain. Hell yeah. Wesley sees what's happening

59:28

here. Something happened to Buffy. And

59:31

Angel said that Giles didn't go into details, but

59:33

that it fucked Buffy up. And

59:35

Wesley tells him to keep his head on. Otherwise one

59:37

of them will end up dead. And Angel's fine with

59:39

that. He says, kill the beast. Kill

59:41

the beast. He doesn't really say that, but he wants to.

59:44

But Wesley is not okay with this. He's

59:46

like, she's not a demon. She's sick. And

59:48

Angel fights back, pissed off, saying. Last

59:51

year I had a shot at saving her. I was

59:53

pulling her back from the brink when some British guy

59:55

kidnapped her and made damn sure she'd never trust another

59:57

living soul. And Cordy interrupts saying. It's

1:00:00

not Wesley's fault that some British guy

1:00:03

ruined your... Oh

1:00:05

wait, that was you. Go on. Oh,

1:00:08

Courtney. Wesley is ashamed,

1:00:10

saying that he doesn't need to. And

1:00:13

Angel springs into action, looking at the arsenal

1:00:15

of weapons that he has walked into a bunker in

1:00:17

this dingy ass apartment. But he

1:00:19

hears the ceiling creak above him. Hwa?

1:00:21

Hwa? Hwa? And

1:00:23

Courtney and Wesley Windham Price are with him, like

1:00:25

nobody should be up there. So he

1:00:28

cautiously walks up the stairs into his

1:00:30

office and flinches as somebody rips the

1:00:32

shades open, allowing all that cursed sunlight

1:00:34

to stream into the reception area. And

1:00:37

he peers through the doorway to see

1:00:39

Faith, and she smiles, cheerfully saying, Hey

1:00:41

baby, come

1:00:43

get us a hug. And he says he was

1:00:45

hoping she'd drop by, and then she

1:00:47

flashes a gun, and he guesses wooden bullets, which I

1:00:49

was like, damn. I was like, that would have been

1:00:52

genius. And she thought so too, she said, not a

1:00:54

good idea though. And then she tosses in the gun

1:00:56

and says, You know, I'm going to

1:00:58

kill you slowly and inventively. I'm

1:01:02

going to give you one chance. And he

1:01:04

shoots at her knee immediately, but nothing happens.

1:01:06

And she just starts laughing, and he's like,

1:01:08

blanks, nice. So he tosses the gun back

1:01:10

at her, and she tried some for not

1:01:12

shooting to kill. And she tells him that

1:01:14

they're going to have to get the stakes

1:01:16

up to get him in the game. Like,

1:01:18

come on, Angel. You ready to play? She's

1:01:20

so scary. She's so

1:01:22

scary. And he's like, what game even is

1:01:24

this? Is this revenge boredom? And she tells

1:01:26

him, dude, I'm getting paid. They hate you

1:01:29

almost as much as I do. The

1:01:31

way she says it, dude, is so funny. Dude, man, I'm

1:01:34

getting paid. And

1:01:36

he's like, does it ever occur to you that

1:01:38

it actually might be fun for me as well?

1:01:41

And she goes, you think? Because what? If

1:01:43

you kill me and experience that one true

1:01:45

moment of pleasure, oops, I'd get off on

1:01:47

that. Go ahead, do me. Let's

1:01:49

get that hell ride together. Come on, Angel. I'm all yours.

1:01:52

I'm giving you an open invitation. She's so

1:01:54

scary. She's a lot. She's again

1:01:57

this moment. Again, she's scary in this

1:01:59

moment. She's a. She's always in

1:02:01

the mood. He stares at her thinking

1:02:03

the same as us and just trying to figure

1:02:05

out what her angle is. And she turns disgusted

1:02:07

by his inaction, saying, She's your

1:02:09

pathetic, your little tortured soul.

1:02:12

Gonna think everything through. Think

1:02:15

fast, lover. You don't do me,

1:02:17

you know I'm going to do you. Lover. She

1:02:19

says lover. They fucked. That was interesting. And then

1:02:21

she aims at him and shoots and he doubles

1:02:23

over in pain because that was a bullet. And

1:02:25

she turns and cocks her head saying, Gosh, that

1:02:28

one wasn't a blank. Let

1:02:30

the games begin. And then

1:02:32

she turns back around and runs through a

1:02:34

window. The weirdest choice. She's

1:02:36

just like, Bye, see ya. There's

1:02:39

a door right over there, bitch. You

1:02:41

have the gun. Nobody's going to do

1:02:43

anything. Do you just use the door?

1:02:45

That part felt like a SNL skin a little bit.

1:02:47

She just ran through a window. And

1:02:51

there's a door right there. I know she's the slayer, but

1:02:53

that's going to like, that's going to give you a low

1:02:56

bruise. It's just unnecessary. It is.

1:02:58

It's just a lot because I'm like, what floor

1:03:00

are they even on? I don't even like, just

1:03:02

go out the door. Just use

1:03:04

the door. Yeah. That night at

1:03:06

Wolfram and Hart, we see that shit is

1:03:09

chaotic. Lindsay and his colleagues exit an elevator

1:03:11

completely frantic. They're telling each other

1:03:13

to fix each other's shit. And the

1:03:15

shot settles on a man holding a suitcase.

1:03:17

Bitch, it's Angel in a suit. And

1:03:20

I said, Who? No.

1:03:22

What are you doing over there? No. What

1:03:25

are you doing crunching up your nose at my man in a suit with a

1:03:27

headpiece? I'm not interested. I

1:03:31

can't. I can't. But he

1:03:33

plays along with some douche bro who

1:03:35

mistakes Angel for another associate. Angel

1:03:38

dips, taking the elevator up to Lindsay

1:03:40

McDonald's office, the least intimidating name in

1:03:42

the entire world. He had a

1:03:44

farm, but he steps in and he's looking for like

1:03:46

any info on face. But

1:03:51

Lindsay walks in and he smugly asks if

1:03:53

Angel has any respect for the law. And

1:03:56

Angel's like, no, we're safe. Lindsay

1:03:59

fainting. Infant threatens charging him with the

1:04:01

be any. And he remembers that angel

1:04:03

through one of his clients out a window.

1:04:05

Killing him to is so many charge or

1:04:07

oh, the charges galore. An angel nods and

1:04:09

as a guy seem to remember the window

1:04:11

was just about that size. Too bad the

1:04:14

body burned up before it hit the ground.

1:04:16

I might have needed a good lawyer. And

1:04:19

Lindsay apologizes. Old like crudely

1:04:21

naturally leads rudely and also

1:04:23

proves. The

1:04:25

only handle a certain class of clientele.

1:04:27

Oh fuck off with with him. He

1:04:29

angel essentially says that he doesn't miss

1:04:31

a beat. Me says short film

1:04:33

of people to qualify for. The

1:04:36

sick burn sick and like again

1:04:38

where space and Lindsay glowed. Saying

1:04:41

that they have the most sophisticated

1:04:43

security system ward spells know vampires

1:04:45

could just walk in without their

1:04:48

knowledge. A security guard

1:04:50

parts about of completely nowhere, like

1:04:52

out of the background an angel

1:04:54

incapacity. It's him. and mere seconds

1:04:56

it's so hot. Lips more favorably

1:04:58

sparred each other, having the pissing

1:05:00

contest of all pissing contests, An

1:05:02

angel again dips. I. Just don't

1:05:05

like London know he suddenly come as a

1:05:07

character. I don't either in and I don't

1:05:09

find him just like kill him. To

1:05:11

the major. To. Them second season

1:05:13

billions of but according building

1:05:15

was the Wyndham price reads

1:05:17

about second. Season billions

1:05:19

of. But according building was the

1:05:22

Wyndham Price reads about Faiths Path of Destruction

1:05:24

a New Angeles Awkward. He takes her keys

1:05:26

out and unlocks her door. She opens up

1:05:28

at her, goes Dennis slams that shut which

1:05:30

is this is funny but I like to

1:05:32

buy groceries. Yes she tries again, but he

1:05:35

slams shut again and she calls out. Madison,

1:05:38

it's over. It's only roughly didn't the

1:05:40

size and steps into her apartment and

1:05:42

was leaves like is Dennis your boast

1:05:45

and she agrees selling him that Dennis

1:05:47

is jealous and she points at Wesley

1:05:49

addressing the apartment. Saying don't worry, hello

1:05:51

freeze Ever before I have. Sex with him

1:05:54

Like me. Remember that kiss and the stacks?

1:05:56

We will. Never forget.

1:05:58

That. Kiss. Image

1:06:01

Tax. As. In fact, my

1:06:04

brain is replaying it right now. Ladies, who

1:06:06

is who? orderly in voluntarily it's like and

1:06:08

assaults you genuinely took the words on a

1:06:10

Mazda time. I was just about as if

1:06:12

I'm not consenting to it replaying. but it's

1:06:14

replaying. Boom and like it out book. Get

1:06:16

it, make it go Yeah, need to get

1:06:18

about as to get that shit out that

1:06:20

was so lit not moving on. lovely tix

1:06:22

of the phone to. Call angel awkward. He goes

1:06:24

to pack a few things because remember she is get

1:06:26

not a fucking to sell. Yes. And she's about

1:06:29

to step into her room when seats

1:06:31

steps out of said room. Salchow problem.

1:06:33

I don't feel angels in the game,

1:06:35

but somehow I think you guys are

1:06:37

the key now. What can I do

1:06:39

to really make him. Hate. Me Him:

1:06:41

oh forty bucks away from i'm

1:06:43

sensing that she's about to their

1:06:45

got. And was Li attempts to reason

1:06:47

with see telling her it's not too late to

1:06:50

help her. There. Were fuck ups on both

1:06:52

sides, but he also believes in his heart that

1:06:54

she is not a bad person. And

1:06:56

say things for a minute and then abruptly

1:06:59

elbows courting in the face like. Stats.

1:07:01

Are moved this up and may my

1:07:04

face her like immediately of our and

1:07:06

not like later on crude alias cheekbone

1:07:08

is Bruce I'm like I feel so

1:07:10

that broke the bridge of yeah says

1:07:12

abrupt or know like that's it now

1:07:14

me is that of Satan was in

1:07:16

elbows of face as a slayer yeah

1:07:18

Faith Lehane elbows. And got broken bones

1:07:20

were yeah that's gonna need like facial

1:07:22

reconstructive. Third, yeah but court is beautiful.

1:07:25

Some. I guess Nazi good, but she

1:07:27

falls unconscious at the very least, and

1:07:29

faith smiles at Wesley asking what he

1:07:31

believes in his heart. And. He called

1:07:33

cox her and that's the only time I. Would

1:07:35

ever root for of I know that of

1:07:37

I was like honestly adding a slayer fear

1:07:39

she supernatural but as accounts. And she's she's

1:07:41

hurt our cordy big zoc and I know

1:07:44

us when we were getting mad at that

1:07:46

other guy for go to punch her were

1:07:48

like the same girl when she supernatural other

1:07:50

avoid she wasn't then she is that most

1:07:53

of your fruits this is different but she's

1:07:55

slightly impressed and one hundred percent turned on.

1:07:57

Doesn't subscribe to the closely but she says.

1:08:00

And then she kick them and

1:08:02

Mr. Dutton said he is a

1:08:04

lie around. My see caught a

1:08:06

jet blue flight. Across robes.

1:08:10

But. It is on a Boeing tonight. Be

1:08:12

easy it is. It's not. It's

1:08:15

slaughter their butts and

1:08:17

not ever. Plus, Side

1:08:20

or the non stop flight. know a

1:08:22

level thirty thirty, one another. Site where

1:08:24

the Dorsey about methodically still wins.

1:08:26

It's a suitable cross through obese

1:08:28

that's bad and we didn't see

1:08:30

flashes of faith doing balances middle

1:08:32

of the commercials. But

1:08:34

a leader. Back in Romania.

1:08:38

Eighty Ninety Eight Angel stumbles through the

1:08:40

streets. this was not the best option

1:08:42

that's agree, he looks horrible, it's hairs

1:08:44

on added and he walks up to

1:08:46

group of people who are coming out

1:08:48

of a pub and he's like i'm

1:08:50

hungry. I'm hungry on

1:08:52

homebrew. This is the said I'm one of

1:08:54

the dude shoes angel away but his life's

1:08:57

experiences angels disappear girly. Give them something so

1:08:59

the men through a corner them but like.

1:09:01

Tosses: It is at his foot in like

1:09:03

the mods or his mean but angel through the

1:09:05

back at him saying he doesn't want to fucking

1:09:08

money and this man is furious and he almost

1:09:10

spit that angel but then Angel vamp so in

1:09:12

front of all of them and says. He wants

1:09:14

The woman said them. So the men rush

1:09:16

him, pushing him into an alley. We hear

1:09:18

the sounds of violence and I actually thought that I

1:09:20

don't know why I thought this but I thought because

1:09:23

like maybe angel was so weak and that point that

1:09:25

marriage jealous that any like be the said either them

1:09:27

that I'm. But. He did. thought no

1:09:29

way or because we watch as one of

1:09:31

them and flies on. Hunter. This is such

1:09:34

as the woman is completely terrified. she's calling

1:09:36

out to her husband Pluto. obsessed. With

1:09:40

do It was so funny. When we're all

1:09:42

through don't. But Angel emerges

1:09:44

and drags her into the alley and

1:09:46

he throws her against a wall and

1:09:48

bites her neck as Cetus rides helplessly

1:09:50

against that wall. Listen, Oh, but she's

1:09:52

not screening. She's not which I felt

1:09:54

like was the club and and hall

1:09:56

think you said, call back. Think.

1:09:58

To us, it's affected. The arts angel arrives

1:10:01

that cornelius as she comes to and

1:10:03

he rushes to help or up as

1:10:05

she explains. Everything about just went down.

1:10:07

She's fucked up shit like she's super

1:10:09

Bruce Almighty. And. She's like

1:10:11

where's Leslie been Angel says that he's not

1:10:13

there So now we're all fucking terrified even

1:10:16

though we don't even like was Leona analysis

1:10:18

point where like of African we don't need

1:10:20

literally eighth we need someone. To drive the

1:10:22

car exactly into were lot out of the the Us

1:10:24

and you know and love zoos. But.

1:10:26

At seats temporary apartment you know who on the

1:10:28

she stole from the man who she the earth.

1:10:30

The beginning. Vargas Leslie is bound to a chair

1:10:32

and gagged and he is all fucked up. He's

1:10:34

got bruises, he's got thirds, he's got. Black eyes

1:10:37

that he squinting through. And

1:10:39

faith lox around him just kind of

1:10:41

a praising her work. it was Leaders

1:10:43

glares at her and she hops on

1:10:46

his lap like literally straddles. Hit it

1:10:48

off as easily broken, very much broke

1:10:50

and he literally screams of pain and

1:10:52

she licks her fingers and touches his

1:10:55

wounds saying this little and bruises. Bring

1:10:59

out the mother and me and that's a

1:11:01

hunting hunting. This and is so chilling we

1:11:03

don't wanna see that no other families out

1:11:05

of one of the about. So

1:11:07

ugly starts to lose consciousness but she snacks

1:11:09

his face that is like. School.

1:11:12

I love the this is a Dog Poop Out

1:11:14

obsolete Oh Poop Out on related. To

1:11:17

the if you dial be born. Utterly

1:11:20

says dial the ball or be better

1:11:22

or. Do it all the she pauses

1:11:24

air wrenching his head back and he

1:11:26

does grunts and pain and she box

1:11:28

and she goes to mindlessly where's that

1:11:30

stiff upper lip? It me or by

1:11:33

Ill there. Is a good

1:11:35

actually? suffer some hi def Us

1:11:37

and says that they've only done

1:11:39

one of the five basic torture

1:11:41

groups. She suddenly punches his forehead

1:11:43

and says they've done once, which

1:11:45

leaves sharp, cold, hot and loud

1:11:48

and she's got a preference. Know

1:11:50

he nods. Of her a site like he

1:11:52

does have a preference. Question Mark: He's a guy

1:11:54

actually do a murder without you though he's a

1:11:56

good silly Who says that? She stoked. It's always

1:11:58

better with audience participation, you know. As

1:12:00

the under exam and meals. In. Front of

1:12:02

them asking which when he wants and

1:12:04

he says i was your watches. And.

1:12:12

Killed. And

1:12:14

she says let any seeks a deep

1:12:17

breath. And says. I

1:12:20

saw. It before he can squeeze out

1:12:22

the four letter word into primetime two thousand

1:12:24

this element of such a grab them by

1:12:26

the just saying that see should fucking talk

1:12:28

and threatens to try a little harder on

1:12:31

torturing him. I was like. I understand

1:12:33

that you wanted to call her a piece of shit. But.

1:12:35

Did you really? In this moment you've only

1:12:37

got a always do one of the five

1:12:39

basic tortured they always want to and the

1:12:42

worst moments. And like Elena, maybe I'd wait.

1:12:44

Until we got like three the left I

1:12:46

went out and wait until I was watching

1:12:48

of the door and she was in handcuffs

1:12:50

before I would say your piece plan. I'd

1:12:52

be down the street. I call on the phone

1:12:54

and be like your piece of shit by the

1:12:56

way by the way that assesses but she grabs

1:12:58

the frame, slamming it down and she grabs a

1:13:00

shard of glass little else. Am. I

1:13:04

thought she was gonna fuckin slit his throat

1:13:06

above. Point that is a large yeah

1:13:08

good piece of glass and when she

1:13:10

says that she says it's so calmly

1:13:12

says and she like chipper busy like

1:13:14

will switch to show up for awhile

1:13:16

depleting. Let's go and it's like they're

1:13:18

all watching Only how old the households

1:13:20

have a seat that. She's. She's

1:13:22

she's so go into our. Lives

1:13:25

dusk. It's. Wilds? Yeah! So

1:13:27

back at Cordy, she runs Angel through a

1:13:29

marked map of New Angeles showing say it's

1:13:31

Path of. Destruction. She's listening. Are all

1:13:33

the victims that face encountered. An

1:13:36

angel asks if the first guys still in the

1:13:38

hospital. he's very smart in this moment. yes and

1:13:40

court He nods and he's like where does that

1:13:42

I live So she points. On the map to

1:13:44

wake obviously says they're. So we

1:13:47

get a shot of this creeps apartment and the camera

1:13:49

floats up the side of the building to wear Fisa

1:13:51

sitting just. Looking. Out at the night

1:13:53

looking at city. The. Looking

1:13:55

out at New Angeles or new digs,

1:13:57

she lifts the bloody piece of glass.

1:14:00

Throws it out onto the street below like all

1:14:02

done and it just crashes. When she moved from

1:14:04

the window into Smacks was we went and price

1:14:06

in the face saying. It's. A

1:14:08

little colds. With. White

1:14:11

that smelled. It's cold.

1:14:14

And if she says it's time to be

1:14:16

heat this place up, which is why she's

1:14:18

a bad thing. but it's scary. Which.

1:14:23

Is why she said. It's.

1:14:29

Which is why is that the Up.

1:14:33

But. She grabs a lighter in

1:14:35

an aerosol can of cooking spray

1:14:37

be is about as much. Tools

1:14:39

for Science is a considerable. Hopes

1:14:43

up against we sit. Next

1:14:46

to we make a volcano and of other

1:14:48

curb it seeks out of the old about

1:14:50

it and sit with a face This new

1:14:53

science experiments in the faith in oiling. She

1:14:56

likes the later and sprays. And a torch

1:14:58

of flames issue to run around. And

1:15:00

she just continues or villain soliloquy saying since

1:15:02

this may be the last chance we had

1:15:04

to unload on each other, I feel like

1:15:06

it's kind of my duty to tell you

1:15:08

that if you'd been a better watch your

1:15:10

I might have been a more positive. For

1:15:12

all the full of I don't think so

1:15:14

easily before it's fucking bird or you. You

1:15:17

should know this is your fault Only. This

1:15:20

is your parents say I to do. But.

1:15:23

He sprays the fire and inches it

1:15:25

towards his face. This is so scary.

1:15:27

Get a new imagine how hot that

1:15:29

would feel and just like insurgency for

1:15:31

hims standing. In front of you'd have

1:15:33

begun blow torches A homemade Blu B

1:15:35

I Laboratory know. They exist so you

1:15:38

ribs even backwards to avoid the

1:15:40

he and she tells them say

1:15:42

sit Leslie words I was walking

1:15:44

around with you have some great

1:15:46

big steak rammed up your English

1:15:48

channel. Of my court Louis I loved about my

1:15:50

coat of the real. Of the and she's like

1:15:52

i want to hear you scream and he

1:15:54

says he said as she never well and

1:15:57

Alina lengths. To

1:15:59

which is good people that you're going to be

1:16:01

on fire. And a feeling at that point it

1:16:03

would be involuntary like that's a very noble thing

1:16:06

to say. like you will never hear me screen

1:16:08

this of but honey I don't think you feel

1:16:10

to keep though I'm dead of thing so once

1:16:12

I blow towards Hissy Fit his that since you're

1:16:14

gonna be screen and I would but she sprays

1:16:16

little bursts of flame and she's a good minute.

1:16:19

Didn't he always have the hots for me? He

1:16:21

probably did. We probably been with us as he

1:16:23

did love the students. That's very true but just

1:16:25

the right time. Angel Cool. Edmunds through the

1:16:27

door. Oh yeah, Oh well. As

1:16:31

he pulls out a knife and presses that against

1:16:33

Leslie. throw. And she's like are you ready

1:16:35

to play now and angels furious. He pants

1:16:37

and is like on Friday night and then

1:16:39

we get non existing commercial. And. Them only

1:16:41

come back. It's. Eighteen Ninety Eight Again. Yet

1:16:44

it was back in the alley and we

1:16:46

hear Angel saying that he can. The.

1:16:48

Woman comes out of the alleyway and her next

1:16:50

is barely bleeding and he just stumbles into the

1:16:52

chaos of the city so he couldn't drainer to

1:16:54

the has. A. Soul has done one

1:16:56

of those pesky souls. one of those pesky

1:16:59

Sol smell. Back to the early aughts safe

1:17:01

and happy that angel showed up. your like

1:17:03

more on that sees us or if he's

1:17:05

really in this to the death thing. and

1:17:07

also what about Leslie? To think if I

1:17:09

killed him what at help or would just

1:17:11

be really funny the specific fertility would or

1:17:14

wouldn't be really fun like would assist them.

1:17:16

All sorts of an angel is like do

1:17:18

you think that. I. Don't know what? Your Oscar.

1:17:20

And she thompson saying that she has to

1:17:22

kill Angel was least just for fun. These

1:17:24

so he moves around the room trying to

1:17:26

stall her and he asks how much his

1:17:28

death. Was worse top of the offer

1:17:31

my care for this is a

1:17:33

wall certain. The author of i

1:17:35

keep saying it the last for weeks. So

1:17:39

it was. Ah, a hundred and fifty. Know,

1:17:41

it wasn't me. It wasn't even a hundred

1:17:43

and fifty. Thousand It was Fifteen thousand

1:17:45

dollars. Which sure, that's a lot of

1:17:47

money, but I. Murdered someone the like i

1:17:49

guess you psychotic so she probably do it for like

1:17:51

five by as you might have the money. Fifteen.

1:17:54

Grand Another dime. Urban hard for the coughed

1:17:57

up a little more. Definitely got of she

1:17:59

said in a ghost. In a Better Angel fills

1:18:01

the same his scarf cs and she's like

1:18:03

I'm young, I'm willing to work my way

1:18:05

up. Okay, any like oh No Faiths you

1:18:07

feel young, illegal, worn out. that is a

1:18:09

sure fire way to get your ass. Six

1:18:12

it is. but I thought that was whole

1:18:14

area was for it because it's gonna Drew.

1:18:16

She does. Look a little were entered a

1:18:18

good Lippi when she's hum that either. Should

1:18:20

he sat Harlot see details like cities that harlot

1:18:22

lippi real quick. You don't make her feel more

1:18:24

alive when she first got off. that are sounds

1:18:26

like. A legacy of

1:18:28

a coma. Still somehow even better

1:18:30

day I'm ah. But Leslie takes the

1:18:32

opportunity to throw his way backwards and

1:18:35

smart him. I know and you they

1:18:37

would have a lot of weight since

1:18:39

I was. It does give them sincere

1:18:41

cheaters backwards and falls as angel lunges

1:18:43

our faith. She. Throws her knife which

1:18:45

narrowly mrs Leslie face they trade violence he

1:18:47

throws or across the. Room. She

1:18:50

kicks a coffee table at him and he pounces

1:18:52

on him. Europe's her legs around his waist and

1:18:54

head butts him. you know, for good measure. People's.

1:18:57

To the floor. She's on top of him.

1:18:59

Not in the heartland maybe as far. She's

1:19:01

concerned that she punches assays repeatedly and and

1:19:03

he throws her off of him. So much

1:19:06

violence then she scrambled to her feet and

1:19:08

uses this was wilds go Yeah Oh my

1:19:10

God damn see man. She just like with

1:19:12

one of those standing lamps down to beat

1:19:15

the snot out of him and he gets

1:19:17

thrown through the air from the fourth of

1:19:19

her head. He's. Big Mad see that

1:19:21

they just as A and and Blood mad. and

1:19:24

then she park course over the furniture.

1:19:27

Close the distance between them and they just

1:19:29

they continue doing violence. She picks them up,

1:19:31

she throws them against the ceiling which I

1:19:34

was like. I get seats

1:19:36

the slayer what you've never thrown someone

1:19:38

to the seal on never seen buffers

1:19:40

my throw a man to the subtle

1:19:42

and like see no one has asthma

1:19:45

would never have. A

1:19:47

demon. A diamond. A Demon Moment

1:19:49

of the Moby. It's a lot.

1:19:52

like you said, were a limb.

1:19:54

Or. The land or that is

1:19:56

true but this is a man's apartment who is

1:19:58

in the hospital in his. Doctor returned to

1:20:00

this apartment after having the shit kicked out

1:20:03

of them so badly that he's been hospitalized.

1:20:05

Yeah, he sucks. Solution to wire bag in

1:20:07

here and I'm like wow. Karma not

1:20:09

Federal plaza. De Adams

1:20:11

and he doesn't have any money to pay

1:20:13

rent any we could eat, it was all

1:20:15

at all. After that you walk into that

1:20:18

apartment in new you real value a your

1:20:20

choices that you just nod like yeah to

1:20:22

do they know us Political pathetic a superhero

1:20:24

the Tube others this is an angel nods

1:20:26

that himself in the mirror and says. I.

1:20:29

Got through non the ceiling. Yes, like that

1:20:31

says wilde to me that she threw him

1:20:33

all the way out of the oil. Lose.

1:20:35

But he's not really fighting back. he dodges

1:20:38

and he Perry's and he does his best

1:20:40

to disrupt her momentum. and she does yells.

1:20:42

At him. which

1:20:45

in the moment I thought was really dumb. but

1:20:47

now looking back I think it may got lot

1:20:49

of him. As he tosses and like a rag

1:20:51

doll he tries to get up at, she kicks

1:20:53

him into a bookshelf. This. Is a fucking

1:20:55

rage from this man's apartment has become a

1:20:57

rage room. Yeah, and no furniture is gonna make

1:21:00

it out of a note. No furniture is.

1:21:02

Making it out here and on. Know I. Know he's

1:21:04

it's honestly it's like her my cats feel

1:21:06

about my couch necessary so essentially but he

1:21:08

saw through to the ground and grabs her

1:21:10

by the sure and sides are across the

1:21:13

floor she sends up and now enjoy Russia's

1:21:15

at her and they burst through the window

1:21:17

and land out onto the street below. I

1:21:19

don't know which neighbors have called the cops

1:21:21

at this point it any wonder like oh

1:21:24

my god. People. Just go through

1:21:26

window. And. Villa and

1:21:28

it's allies to a new

1:21:30

Angeles shit. But. Even multiple

1:21:33

stories does nothing to do so their

1:21:35

fate. She just keeps taking him telling

1:21:37

him he's gonna die. She's I do.

1:21:40

And. Was Li attempts to slice through

1:21:42

his bindings and suddenly it's raining.

1:21:44

I'm son socked. Rain was scripted

1:21:47

but cut from filming. But.

1:21:49

Luckily Mother Nature stepped in and was

1:21:51

like a.you also that's real really was

1:21:53

raining, interesting and isn't that funny to

1:21:55

that? They were like they wanted a

1:21:57

motherly. Maybe not. but then it just.

1:22:00

Started raining and Mother Nature was like i'm

1:22:02

sorry guys, this is gonna be way more

1:22:04

epic. Mother Nature said trust your gut because

1:22:06

and eight it was like budgetary kind of

1:22:08

thing that they couldn't do it on the

1:22:11

My Mother Nature was like got a old

1:22:13

Summit director so. Sorry that ago. Mother.

1:22:15

Nature said rain. On. Your

1:22:18

success But Faith takes Angel up and

1:22:20

eat some through the air yet again.

1:22:22

but again he's not fighting back no

1:22:24

matter how ferociously she beats them get

1:22:26

he I was thinking that see I

1:22:29

remember first watching the something like when

1:22:31

fighting that have yeah I would you

1:22:33

like This is a success religious and

1:22:35

she shouts on bad I'm bad Other

1:22:37

said this is a bad I'm bad.

1:22:41

With that assessment, And cities

1:22:43

like Fight the Back and he tells her

1:22:45

that he knows what she wants and. He's not

1:22:47

gonna do it. Now. We see Wesley free himself and

1:22:49

he was. He takes a moment of I can look

1:22:52

down at the Fight Me alley below and like I

1:22:54

think you can hear what's going on the i think

1:22:56

you can like just saw so that they're probably kicking

1:22:58

the shit that. Happened that

1:23:00

seven Good use of big of I can

1:23:02

promise you that they've not fall into the

1:23:05

ground like three stories out and have now

1:23:07

started like doing this Merrimack. To

1:23:10

the infirmary enforcing the raid. I also

1:23:12

know that and businesses screaming or bad

1:23:14

the i don't like i'm gonna Kill

1:23:16

you years as a little help Yes.

1:23:19

But eventually does He grabs a knife.

1:23:21

And Russia some Sir Philip Angel. And

1:23:23

Angel says i'm not going to

1:23:25

make it easy for you and

1:23:27

she punches Adam screaming on bad

1:23:29

luck, bad citizenship subsidies. Real big that

1:23:32

is horrible Bad. As

1:23:34

it sees. Not bad. It's bad. She smiles

1:23:36

at M, she's losing steam and then

1:23:38

she just starts to saw but and

1:23:40

she says. She's

1:23:52

bad, she's the had Then finally

1:23:54

was li. Barges out of the doorway nice

1:23:56

and hand and stock. Sword faith. Who's this

1:23:58

sobbing at this point? You don't. While

1:24:00

you're way too late, she's it's, fucking

1:24:02

crying now. But he still intend to

1:24:04

protect Angel. She grasped that angels coat

1:24:06

lapels desperately, just begging, saying. Celsius.

1:24:11

So. And

1:24:16

this is this Took such a

1:24:18

turn it is heart wrenching. I'm

1:24:20

like somebody get this girl in

1:24:22

the council is this entire thing

1:24:24

was just. So she would die.

1:24:26

Yeah, she's won the dike. Yeah.

1:24:30

Yeah. So. He grabs her and he

1:24:32

like prenup he like hugs her the end it

1:24:34

she melts and to him and he brought sir

1:24:36

and his arm that he's like it's all right

1:24:38

and he says. And

1:24:43

behind them Wesley watches and he drops a

1:24:45

nice to the ground as an angel dust

1:24:47

continues to comfort face. as she

1:24:50

sobs and alleyway in the rain. And.

1:24:52

Woods Really brilliant about this

1:24:54

one. Was. Cause like obviously you're

1:24:56

sitting there be much left the fuck is going on

1:24:59

right now They have comforting her and like that he

1:25:01

kept saying i know what you want and I'm not

1:25:03

gonna give it to you're not going to give it

1:25:05

to your mac and make it easy for whom you

1:25:07

saying i know you want. To. Kill yourself right? I'm not

1:25:10

going to do for you and we're not going to make

1:25:12

that like you were not letting. Their do that

1:25:14

and I love that they put it.

1:25:17

Alongside and like Mikey pointed this out

1:25:19

to them, that they put it alongside

1:25:21

the eighteen hundreds of it all. When.

1:25:23

He loses that when he gains are so. Young

1:25:26

and. He was alone and

1:25:28

totally abandoned. so he was like struggling and

1:25:30

dealing with the shit that he had done.

1:25:32

Like these muscles shit he had done for

1:25:35

a hundred and forty plus years, he's killed

1:25:37

how many people. All. This gills

1:25:39

all this process and now he was trying

1:25:41

to figure out how to change had no

1:25:43

one's there to help him in the only

1:25:45

person who was the who couldn't help him

1:25:47

eventually. Was. Buffy. Geography changed

1:25:50

him. moving completely changed him as a.

1:25:52

Person. The monster everything at him

1:25:55

and now. This. Whole thing

1:25:57

is he's looking at face in saying.

1:26:00

Know what I need? Somebody needs to be there

1:26:02

to help her reform, essentially repent and reforms and

1:26:04

he's gonna be there is. No One was there

1:26:06

for him and it's funny. I didn't like it

1:26:08

at first like my immediate i was like fuck

1:26:11

that like on among you to help her But

1:26:13

then the more. And. More that we talked about a

1:26:15

month. Or like the innocent and

1:26:17

we've seen and we've talked about it

1:26:19

over and over and over again. That

1:26:21

face. Is. Such. A

1:26:24

unique character Who who because she so

1:26:26

fucking evil and see those he a

1:26:28

double and she makes you so angry.

1:26:30

She does these unthinkable things but she

1:26:32

has these glimpses where you go thought

1:26:34

she's in there somewhere. Oh yes and

1:26:36

like you can see it and you

1:26:38

believe it and you care about it

1:26:40

like you care about her you do

1:26:43

in for her to be that. Like.

1:26:45

Wiley and Evil and I don't like

1:26:47

irredeemable at times of a character and

1:26:50

for you to still care about her

1:26:52

because she just shows that glimpses of

1:26:54

humanity and of this link little girl

1:26:56

that. Got. Fucked up. Dot.

1:26:58

It's like and we've seen it so many

1:27:00

times. The she wants to be better. She.

1:27:03

Just doesn't think she can. Every that her whole

1:27:05

life she's been told this is who you are

1:27:07

That's why she's screaming, I've resorted were like oh

1:27:09

the lines of so stupid But then when you

1:27:11

think about a year like know she's sitting there

1:27:13

trying to say. She's. Not even believing

1:27:15

it herself anymore. but she's trying to scream

1:27:18

out loud I bad know this is who

1:27:20

I am. this his way I'd bad everyone

1:27:22

so me about my whole life. That's.

1:27:24

Who I am. And it's like somebody

1:27:26

to cease to be like your notepad is

1:27:28

hop hormonal for face, it's like she's such

1:27:31

a good character. Sees the ecstasies. So.

1:27:33

Multidimensional. Nice. So multidimensional. And

1:27:35

it's like that the episode

1:27:37

when you know they switched

1:27:39

bodies and she's beating. Buffy.

1:27:42

As her who? Who says she's bleeding on

1:27:44

your own, a sorting in her own, facing

1:27:46

your nothing. you're a murderer your this year

1:27:49

that and screaming it in the Ira like

1:27:51

holy shit that hit. So. Hard.

1:27:53

This is the same thing as her

1:27:55

screaming of. What? Everyone has told her

1:27:57

about herself In you have to think this is probably.

1:28:01

A. Week if that the outer she had just

1:28:03

or not. You know, so. It's like she

1:28:05

knows. She she knows that

1:28:07

everyone's told her. That she is a certain thing

1:28:09

and she's. Trying to be that thing but

1:28:11

added flames. How you that the wow she

1:28:14

doesn't want to be this thing. I'm interested

1:28:16

to see where she goes to that. I'm

1:28:18

like. He. Sees. His.

1:28:21

Faith salvageable when as. I

1:28:23

Felix Yes, I. Always felt like she was.

1:28:26

Me: As. Non. Not that's not saying that

1:28:28

she gets salvage since. I'm. In my heart

1:28:30

of hearts. Yeah, I know I and I

1:28:32

felt a character. I feel like she sounds far as a

1:28:34

human being a one. Of

1:28:37

us. Yeah, I'm interested to

1:28:39

see where she goes because I. I

1:28:42

don't know how long they can keep. Like.

1:28:45

The And it's not not saying it's gone

1:28:47

on too long by any means, but I

1:28:49

don't know how long they can keep up.

1:28:51

Like the site, the internal fight inside of

1:28:53

face. Yes, Some. Injured or

1:28:55

didn't even the were delayed. Where her story

1:28:57

ends. Yeah, her where it goes. You know?

1:29:00

I. Feel like I didn't even pay attention to

1:29:02

the fashion in this because I was so like.

1:29:05

I. Feel like an angel everybody just for the

1:29:07

lotto other. Fashion

1:29:09

and for Darla. And. Media

1:29:11

Faith Shirt on, Weight or sir.

1:29:14

Absolutely Faith. In thing

1:29:16

Cordelia always looks beautiful fashion out

1:29:18

to everything was the war is

1:29:20

really big sue when they're and.

1:29:22

I'm just gonna call. I know it's not Grand

1:29:24

Central Station, but it might as well be One

1:29:26

nerve and his big suit. I think I

1:29:29

was the one that you were like oh my god. That

1:29:31

wouldn't made me wanna die like I'm so

1:29:33

upset about it. Yeah, it was pretty horrible.

1:29:35

I can't get down with that at all.

1:29:37

How did you even look beautiful and like

1:29:40

her eyes? Full and shut. and she's bruised.

1:29:42

Knee items. I don't understand

1:29:44

how imagining Mccurry imagine being

1:29:46

Charisma carpenter. Because

1:29:49

method system casino for Angeles has

1:29:51

hair the out real. Fast enough for

1:29:53

the it's simpler ribbon tying it a Abbott

1:29:55

Lew that like I understand it was a

1:29:57

sign of the times. but Studio Salt. Cry

1:30:00

And you, You know? Her her flashbacks give

1:30:02

me more old timey vampire she has

1:30:04

a give the floods go I know

1:30:06

I want more of thousand and boss

1:30:08

and I can tell you're gonna see

1:30:10

more of it and you're going to

1:30:12

see you'll be of of the ceiling

1:30:14

spike in the path. Which

1:30:16

is no month or not. Allow that

1:30:19

will have done a lot will young

1:30:21

a bloody in the past. So they're.

1:30:23

Very. Oh. Well

1:30:26

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