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today. Previously
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Vampire Slayer. Mob with
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no picture. Oh well. I. Sat.
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Down and grabbed. His
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jokes to go for a ride. That's
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all he's talking about. Orgasm: A: Obviously
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whoever picks the t shirts out for
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the men on those. yeah, they're book
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the book. Why didn't he fucking kiss
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her? He's in that bathroom. Plenty of
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things like that offer I don't know.
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Thought that this for me. Really? The
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guidance counselor up in here. I feel
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kooky. Know it's crazy. I know you're
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retro. Oh man. Grumpy Lumpy is telling
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hope like hell air I don't know. I
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the few people who can. Get that laugh
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Has and. True icon on
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the show today who breathe life into
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roles like The Fallen and The Pale
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Man from Pan's Labyrinth which is. One.
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Of my personal fave, the Amphibian Man
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in the Shape of water it's Billie
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Butcher send from Hocus Pocus another personal
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other roles including the Baron and what
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we do in the Shadows. If you
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need an actor to holy light from
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head to toes embody a character, Dog
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is your guy. We have Doug Jones
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on the show today. Doug thank you
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so much for chatting with us. This
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is like an. Honor will be Honor His
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mind big you for having me and I
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read some. That are so excited to have you
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here and we knew told us he could call
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you done these the will interject.now. Use of
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meteorite. So before we get into the top
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of it all we do have a couple question
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for you at the top of the shell. Guess
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so All Star and the Loneliness got a couple
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see a perimeter to my first question for ios
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is so many of your characters, including specifically. The
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role of the gentleman which were going to talk so much
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about to they. Rely completely on the
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movements of the scene to convey the
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character. How did you find this talent
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of movement that you have? Why I.
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Started as a marine way back
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in the air and winners at
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Ball State University of Indiana and
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I was also the mass God
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for this to the campus Or
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Charlie Cardinal wearing a red do
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a big absolute. So.
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That those are two cars are two
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different venues onstage as a mine or
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on a basketball court as a barrage.
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That required. Communication dialogue that
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was not verbal spokesman er thought
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it was dressed. Nobody had to
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come into play. the facial expressions
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and all that. Yeah right. Absolutely
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married cool. You're so good at
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it L bless you want or
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something truly as I going back
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and getting old and creaky but
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thank you. It
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doesn't show. Now you have not at all. And
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it blows my mind that yet still does
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to this day that you play both Have
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Fallen Am The Pale Man and Pan's Labyrinth.
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Like. I did know the dm of
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Soetoro move. And yet many semi
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sent me the script he said you know
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the I you're going to play the font
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and are so I I I heard that
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an email but of course Enda Kenny said
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M M I s over look at the
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pale ma'am seen do I say I'm happy
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I want to play as I dislike being
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sea bass and one to get to searches
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for the price of one would see dead
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by the way. My
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habitats but there is so that it
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was with a specific reason. yeah, cause
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that the song had created detail. man.
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So. It was kind of an extension of him
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even though they were very different. Love that are
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very different. Drastically in the performance is
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drastically different. Like how did you get
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into to such different characters in the
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same exact felt like with it did
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make up and the performance at all
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or was it something. Totally different. Everything
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helps. Informant also yeah can you know you
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regret your be doing a the skip seems
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for that day and you're going okay that's
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not what I played yesterday as as as
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kind of our be enough and then when
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you're in the makeup trailer and they're putting
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on this looks any that does absolutely and
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inform who you are that day because you're
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to ourselves is ah I have eyes and
7:06
my husband and I have different bony legs
7:08
I can barely walk on and I just
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woke up from a long long nap or
7:13
I sagged all the way. I lost all
7:15
my. Weight and now needy children that
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a different violence and I'm here to
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help them out. In South Pacific University
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campus, it's very different. Like you kill
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both of of the really dead. Truly,
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you're very, you're very time. Thank you
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and. Demo is like one of my
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favorites so that movie just is like
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on my top. It's Xl, Your Bulgaria
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really does. Before he he's he's been
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he's a genius and it and he i
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have asshole time once he lied and will
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you you know you're in in the presence
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of like of the most creative mind in
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show business but you're also with someone who
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is goofy and funny and you hang out
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with him in college and tell jokes. I
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love us and that I could live on
7:54
Wednesday and. I love hearing that I'm
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like oh yes, it's just not going
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back to this episode specific. The your
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performance in this episode is absolutely chilling.
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I'm still having nightmares and I watched a few
8:05
weeks ago. How did the
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other actors onset react to you and
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your costume right? Arm well they
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were a chilled. Loot
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to the phone looking at awesome and I'm.
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I'm gonna say it was. it
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was a Ambers first episode I
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think the as Yup, yup and
8:23
so she. Was. So shy and
8:25
introverted and she was like when. She.
8:28
Got the heebie jeebies. Return receive and
8:30
walk past the sunset. Oh, so that
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was cut. It was adorable. Lot
8:35
of us are bad and
8:37
that Sarah Michelle was. I'm.
8:40
I. Was could so in treated with us.
8:42
And you know it yet. you have been the
8:44
start of the show. It's like you say, well
8:46
if you win her over yeah you've got you've
8:48
got there. The whole through success of yeah I
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get somebody did indeed. Yeah she liked of us
8:53
might grab the spooky that we brought. That was
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it. I can play a different flavor of spooky
8:57
than the so it had before. Definitely. That's
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what I love about this episode is
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it is so it like that the
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this Big Bad is so different from.
9:05
All the other ones. It. Just blew it
9:07
right out of a lotta yeah. The episode
9:10
goes definitely more horror. Yeah in and
9:12
generally it's a great one but we were
9:14
tearing people's hearts out our and smiling about
9:16
it so I know that if it gets
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more horror that imagining something I guess we'll
9:21
wait and see I know this of thirty
9:23
out there. With that will just get right
9:25
into the narrative of the episode and we
9:27
can sit and chat. About my favorite
9:30
episodes of mine so far. Yeah
9:32
it's so that also one will
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note or I've I've about John
9:37
Sweden and getting us into the
9:39
episode during the audition process. There.
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Were I think there? There were six Element
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in total? Yeah. yeah. Weight and or of
9:46
them had and smiles were plastered on the
9:48
outside. The prosthetic make up. That. We
9:51
were all going to be
9:53
designed that way until I
9:55
just saw me and Camden
9:57
toy. Piano in the audition
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process. And we don't have smiles
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that made him a shiver. Real
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muslims reliable he was. He went
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to. Yeah. Some of this that's
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why i your to lead gentleman myself
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and can't and god rest his soul
10:12
ah the he he was he had
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a smile that was there was just
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chilling to the bone and so when
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are smiling are it out and acting
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out the scene for to dos and
10:23
in the an audition process he made
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that not right there keep days to
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and keepers miles so battery designer make
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taxi be around are real mouths and
10:31
he put dad metal metallic look the
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and dentures out we're wondering with and
10:35
into the. Yeah, see you'll notice
10:37
a slight difference between us and though
10:40
the our thoughts. So that we were wondering
10:42
that too because the other one's kinda have
10:44
this like stretched out smile brother. Plastered on
10:46
logjam. You know you. And Camden's
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or dislike. This. I don't
10:51
even know how to describe it there. I think that the.
10:53
Most of his out there is definitely and you
10:55
can kind of move your feet as a little
10:57
bit more at odds. even more to the character.
10:59
Like opening your mouth a little bit.
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Yeah, well. we're going to definitely talk
11:03
about those a lot more. But ah,
11:05
We start with Professor Waltzes class and
11:07
sees gabbing about communication. I love Professor
11:09
was I loved her at this point.
11:11
she's growing on me. She's great. a
11:13
little scary but is great as A
11:15
thinks he's intimidating says. But. She's
11:17
talking about how it transcends language communication
11:19
does. It's about the thoughts and experiences
11:21
that we don't you know, don't have
11:24
a word to describe them. And she's
11:26
yammering on that bus. He is distracted.
11:28
We. Should say by riley as we all
11:30
would the korea and hopes and whilst
11:32
cause bussey to the front of the
11:34
class to do a demonstration and she
11:37
asks her to lie down on the
11:39
desk which I immediately would be like.
11:41
Other know about that and Buffy is immediately
11:43
like out on up with a thesaurus assistance
11:45
but she does it. Feel something like
11:48
of death ritual. Bad idea think.
11:50
I. Feel like this is gonna be like written
11:52
about later? Let him a lot but I'm a
11:54
signing up for he had no but you know
11:57
Waltzes sure is her that she's perfectly safe and
11:59
then she goes around Leo there and he the
12:01
you know grumbles that it's a demonstration so fine
12:03
and she tells them be a good boy. Which.
12:06
I was like does that say. About
12:09
that. But he nervously approaches
12:11
Buffy and he's not a good boy actually
12:14
says he wraps his arm around the back
12:16
of her very intimately and he tells a
12:18
you know that I feel so streams and
12:20
he nods and leans in and says don't
12:22
worry if I tissue I'll make the sun
12:24
go down Which is like I don't know
12:26
if I'm impressed by that are I'm scared
12:28
by that. We are lovely. An eye on
12:31
subjected dream, it's a jury has no one
12:33
says that. The other
12:35
ethnicities. And she looks a little confused,
12:37
but she decides to roll with it because like
12:39
Riley, Rally. Look sexy with. The surplus
12:41
backslash heard all this. And he leans
12:44
in and they just start to aggressively make
12:46
out in front of the entire lecture. All
12:48
of it there was a me so phony
12:50
a moment to that was very loud and
12:52
else I can we stop this Police yeah
12:54
they do A fantasy island all that they
12:56
beep us that. But
12:58
they do stop. They listen to
13:00
be saying please stop and see
13:03
sit subs assessments he tells her
13:05
c. N. She looks at the
13:07
classroom and this dude kissed her so
13:09
good that he made the sunset and
13:11
he made everyone in the room disappear
13:13
after tallow. At. Get you a
13:15
man who can do both, I suppose,
13:18
but she tells him that fortune favors
13:20
the braves. We obviously know this is
13:22
a dream at this point, but she
13:25
gets cut off because you hear this
13:27
really creepy child humming singing. Thing.
13:29
Going on varied nightmare on Elm Street. like
13:32
zero to ten the stars. I don't like
13:34
it A bus. He doesn't look too thrilled
13:36
the there but asked if he hears it
13:38
and then she walks towards the sound and
13:41
we heard the child's voice saying. I
13:50
think this song and like will finish it
13:52
off but this song is of one of
13:54
the creepiest. I think it. It's.
13:56
Honestly creepier than the Freddie Krueger.
13:58
Songs. Oh this one's. The creepier, definitely. You
14:01
know there's something about a child's voice
14:03
isn't fair. The land? Something dark that
14:05
they did, they don't match. Now. That's
14:07
exactly yeah. It's a sinister yeah. It
14:10
gets me every time. And.
14:12
Bussey kind of goes into that lecture hall
14:14
and out into the hallway and we see
14:16
this little blonde girl like this. Adorable little
14:18
blonde kids holding a wooden box and sheath
14:21
continue singing some of the most chilling lyrics
14:23
I've ever heard. She says. Nothing.
14:27
On doing, they need to
14:29
take an early nineties. That
14:39
last line. Is. Like cool guy
14:41
screaming but you won't be heard immediately.
14:43
I was just like. Was.
14:48
Skip This is Asses. First time watching
14:51
the series through. She's never watch this
14:53
and I've watched it. I
14:55
watched it when it first aired cause I'm
14:57
ten years older than our so I watched
14:59
it when it first aired. It was like
15:01
my thing so I've seen as a million
15:03
times so watching her watch this for the
15:05
first time was really fun as I was
15:07
like oh you get to experience that specific
15:09
drawers and I think actually you seen bits
15:11
and pieces of this episode. I remember but
15:13
least the gentlemen as you are always telling
15:15
me what a great show this was and
15:17
you showed me bits and pieces of this
15:20
episode and specifically the gentleman. Yeah because of
15:22
that this was my favorite episode Nozick If
15:24
you're gonna watch anything. You need wants This
15:26
one episode. When I during the convention
15:28
circuit I hear this from fans over time that
15:30
bad that you know about Buffy fans will bear
15:33
of two big parties one a boom and once
15:35
more with feeling as the other weapon you to
15:37
go a yes or some other two favorites. I
15:39
do love it as an once more with Feeling
15:42
is definitely one of my top better. I.
15:44
Think school hard as my other top because it's
15:46
on. Spike joins and. He was my family
15:48
member. Gotta give a. Tone. Split
15:51
Riley join sir from behind and kind of
15:53
touches her shoulder and she turns back. In.
15:56
this is when we first
15:58
see this to sleep male-faced
16:00
man staring very intensely at Buffy
16:02
and just cheesing at her with
16:05
metal teeth What
16:07
appear to be like dark rotting gums?
16:09
It's you Doug. Yeah, it's you behind
16:11
her to
16:13
do that We
16:20
love it But
16:22
you know you wake her up She wakes up as
16:24
the class ends and Willow decides to kind of mess
16:26
with her and it's like wow It's
16:28
a good thing. I didn't sleep through the end of that class.
16:30
So like we covered everything we're gonna hear on the final She's
16:32
being that friend, but Buffy asked her
16:35
just to tell her that she didn't snore and
16:37
Willow says minimal
16:39
drool, so They
16:41
leave the lecture hall and Willow asks, you know, what
16:43
were you dreaming? What was going on? and she was
16:45
like, yeah, it was like really intense dream actually and
16:48
Riley joins this and at first he says intense
16:51
really cuz you seem so peaceful and then he
16:53
asks her where they're heading and all This fun
16:55
thing Willow tries to leave to kind of
16:57
be wing woman and let them have a moment And
17:00
Riley just asks if he was in
17:02
the dream, which I was like very
17:04
confident Just was I
17:06
in your dream. He was being he's trying to
17:08
be flirty, but it came off a little like
17:11
whoa I was like damn. All right, just assume
17:13
but you know Buffy tells him he wasn't her dream So
17:15
I guess it was a good shot that he shot. Yes,
17:18
and he asked if it was a romantic lead
17:20
And they have this little flirty thing because you
17:23
know, and she says something like I'm not saying
17:25
a word Which I was like because hush Get
17:28
it like I'm not saying a word But
17:31
at this point we're like just make out already.
17:33
Yeah, like at this point the tension between these
17:35
two you're like, alright, we get it You
17:37
guys got a kiss but outside Riley
17:40
asks what Buffy's up to that night
17:42
and she absent mindedly says patrolling and
17:44
he's like What was that
17:46
and she says petroleum and he's like
17:48
you have crude oil tonight Which
17:52
I love and then she's
17:54
like that and homework like obviously those things
17:56
go Together go together and. Csm
18:00
the same question and he's like i have
18:02
to grade papers and they're about to kiss
18:04
finally but she stops him the second before
18:07
it's about to happen. by being like wheat
18:09
and the class and or finals already passed
18:11
in what keepers a rating and was like
18:13
who cares. Buffy without It
18:15
loses. Know terrorists from
18:18
he's like other late papers and then they
18:20
have. Break away again and we don't get what
18:22
we're looking for. Now at Giles
18:24
as apartments. Charles's on the phone with
18:26
Buffy and he's like, oh, you know,
18:28
obviously she had a weird dream. He's
18:30
repeating those. Weird lyrics at the girl. In
18:32
the dream was saying and he tells her
18:35
that it sounds familiar in it could be
18:37
prophetic but the look into it and to
18:39
were later and he asked Spike who says
18:41
walking around his kitchen at this moment if
18:43
he's heard of the gentleman. In.
18:46
Spike steps into view in the kitchen. And
18:48
he like i don't give a shit
18:50
about the gentleman like where's my weetabix
18:52
witnesses. We found out is a British cereal.
18:55
Or I think I'm into as
18:57
a smart have you read a
18:59
big loser if it's or get
19:01
would little briggs of i'm of
19:03
feet of businesses that once you
19:05
alexander into much rather quickly. As
19:08
well as that, yes, But
19:10
there's no that's good to know. I always thought
19:13
he was saying we the bits in our lives.
19:15
I don't know what that is, but it sounds
19:17
like a serial. It's funny to know that it
19:19
turns into must really quickly because he likes to
19:22
give his are. Bloodily have share a
19:24
gaggle of already. Yet because Giles
19:26
says they're out of it and he's like you
19:28
ate it all again and he said this is
19:30
when he says I thought vampires on the A
19:33
blood in He says. Well,
19:35
sometimes ought to from local weetabix and
19:37
the blood to move, texture settling into.
19:41
Any kind of throws himself on the couch
19:43
and giles as like ah, you get it
19:45
your own self and. This is
19:48
a little bit of an inconsistency in the
19:50
vampire allure of as wean this an angel.
19:52
I think because an angel, we just had
19:54
an episode where he turns into a human.
19:56
For an episode. And. It was like
19:59
one of the crossover ones. And he goes
20:01
wild being like I can eat real food
20:03
now. Any like, give themselves a stomachache, you're
20:05
eating real food because he hasn't been able
20:07
to in like two hundred and whatever years
20:09
really goes for it. And then in the
20:11
last episode, we see Spike being offered a
20:13
cookie and eating it. And. Then there's
20:16
this and I'm like. Delete.
20:18
Suited to the not. So let's suppose that about
20:20
what if you go saw me on bus with
20:22
our own than what we do in the shadows.
20:25
Are one of my for in one
20:27
way episodes. I tried pizza. I won't
20:29
be as high just talking about that.
20:31
One bite and I and I went
20:33
into the sky was projectile vomit and
20:35
I'm back and forth him guy so
20:37
I get inconsistency here. I'll agree with
20:39
you the right. What
20:42
Is the law? Athletes enough of. I'm
20:45
gonna go with that. Part I think that would
20:47
make you sick I think steaks to
20:49
psycho an anomaly idea of how I
20:51
think so. limited. Side now in the courtyard
20:53
on your is pissed because Zander is being
20:55
a stupid and she feels like she's being
20:57
is because he's in there and he joked
21:00
said she really did become a real girl
21:02
Kisses worrying about this right now and she's
21:04
not impressed and tell them she doesn't he
21:06
doesn't care about her at all and he
21:08
tells or course he does and she says
21:11
well how much and he tells her that
21:13
they'll talk about it. Lingered for avoids the
21:15
conversations by walking straight into Giles his house
21:17
and I love it because he's like thanks
21:19
for knocking and they just want credence and.
21:22
On he wants to talk about it Now
21:24
she doesn't care that as an audience and
21:26
Sanders like, you know how I seal but
21:28
she quickly says I don't. A
21:31
relationship you don't need me. When. You
21:33
care about has lots of orgasms just
21:35
on your being on yes this is
21:37
and how to be humans like. private
21:39
conversations are a private when they're in
21:41
front of friends. In spite said. Oh
21:43
no, your friends. Go. On and
21:45
so health miles. Of like please
21:47
don't go on and tells them that you
21:50
know you something that Zander could actually takes
21:52
bike for a few days and everyone's like
21:54
absolutely not Everyone hates that idea and child
21:56
says he has a friend coming to town
21:58
and he wants to be alone. And
22:00
on your being on years like oh
22:02
you have an orgasm. Friends. Soon
22:06
as data is like this like the dad of
22:08
the group of your bike would he do with
22:10
the submitter. Made me think of a question
22:12
for you. Dug in, Between getting your makeup done
22:14
like being one of the gentleman and everything,
22:16
did you get to watch any of the
22:18
sets or any of this as it was
22:21
happening like while they were shooting. Guard
22:23
I need a amount of get to or
22:25
out because where I'm sure we would If
22:27
I ask my wife says I would have
22:29
been able to be like if you know
22:32
you when you're really going to that kind
22:34
of a process. With prosthetics in India your
22:36
own learn taking four hours on. You.
22:38
You can get set and ready and
22:40
into much energy spent. Not on camera
22:42
is energy be we will not have
22:44
when you get to camera So yeah
22:46
so we would sound like in trailers
22:49
kind of going I hope I went
22:51
down you know it's yeah but I
22:53
can't about as out there are delays
22:55
for people in real life I promise.
22:57
A lot. About an hour ago
22:59
I know that's one thing I
23:01
can imagine is like I get
23:03
very claustrophobic. So. I can imagine
23:05
you're like tunneling trapped in your settles
23:07
for like hours. You. Must have to go.
23:09
In and perhaps a trusted it's gonna come on Yeah
23:12
yeah and that that there's people there for bags and
23:14
they are they they stay with y'all Be a. Like
23:16
you can get me out of this thread us
23:18
or nine me that you can break me out.
23:20
Now I went on. Your says that Giles has
23:22
an orgasm friend something he says yes. That's exactly
23:25
the most appalling than you could have said. I.
23:28
Love to us and and of
23:30
essences. Know we move right to
23:32
a scene of a with a meeting
23:34
happening and everyone's being super performative, saying
23:36
some type of with a prayer and
23:39
when they finish they immediately pivot into
23:41
talking about like bake sales in Edo,
23:43
griping about wax melted Oliver women power
23:45
shrine like it's very performative and Willows
23:48
like I hate this, like I'm a
23:50
real which isn't done of us. and
23:53
she's like when are we in a
23:55
cast spells like conjuring transmutation that crazy
23:58
idea and across from her we our
24:00
blonde earthy crunchy woman who is doing her
24:02
best like Bonnie from the craft with the
24:04
hair in her face. We're talking about Amber
24:07
Benson, Tara, first episode. She does an amazing
24:09
job in this episode and
24:12
she's all hunched over and very closed off
24:14
and she's she looks very nervous but she's
24:16
intrigued by Willow. You can clearly see that
24:18
she's like oh like and immediately you're like
24:20
what's happening here. But
24:23
of course one of these other ladies has
24:25
to be kind of rude to Tara and
24:27
says oh yeah then we could all get
24:29
on our broomsticks and fly around on our
24:31
broomsticks. Which I'm like are you AI?
24:33
I was like what are you doing? That
24:36
was a repetitive insult. Yeah not a good
24:38
one. That is something AI would
24:40
write. That's still
24:43
right. I was like
24:45
you can take out one of those broomsticks. You don't need
24:47
to be there. We can get our broomsticks
24:49
and fly around on our broomsticks.
24:52
That wasn't even funny. That
24:54
didn't insult me but they all giggle
24:56
because they're being mean and she says
24:59
that one person's energy can suck the
25:01
power from an entire circle and
25:03
she's you know but no offense. And
25:05
you know no offense to anyone. Which
25:08
is immediately offensive. But Tara
25:10
starts to come to Willow's defense and
25:12
expresses an actual interest in actual magic
25:14
but she's quickly swatted down by them
25:17
all by the AI girl and
25:19
is intimidated back into silence who tells everyone
25:21
to be quiet so Tara can speak and
25:24
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replica meeting was and Willow
27:42
says oh tough Love Lasagna
27:44
Love love Moon since July
27:47
first. Power since this
27:49
is. A
27:51
professor riding on my sister. So it's
27:53
it's. couldn't read a book? Is
27:55
is a good fit for the nazis wilde
27:57
that this episode with has only like what
28:00
if at twelve minutes of actual dialogue really
28:02
that it was assumed very short amount of
28:04
time in the grand scheme of things that
28:06
it was still able to be everyone's favorite
28:09
episode with out. Copious. Amounts
28:11
of witty banter in it just because of the. Performances
28:13
made a yes and whoop over market was
28:15
my understanding that when I did this was
28:17
an episode just we know Cosby show Runner
28:20
and was not always are writing or directing
28:22
or onset that would move every episode This
28:24
when he was he wrote and directed so
28:26
when he submitted this to the network of
28:28
course the Lego and we can do with
28:31
dialogue or the were going about we'll lose
28:33
our our viewers. I like that wouldn't
28:35
be enough stimulation to keep them on the channel is what
28:37
they were worried about. And would do you
28:39
think the absolute opposite happens? The are you
28:41
okay? I will. They be one of those
28:43
sensors and everybody leans in telling know miss
28:45
one beat of the stuff of. Our to
28:47
definitely and that's exactly it. You take away
28:50
one of the senses and I remember watching
28:52
that's just waiting and watching every detail been
28:54
like I know I have to pay attention.
28:56
outdated on a that zagat reality type things
28:58
I would normally mess. well I'm listening to
29:00
dialogue I was like tuned in on for
29:02
this yeah yeah I gonna tell you to
29:04
answer that the whole time we are watching
29:06
this even looked down for a second I
29:08
was like you tell us. Everything. Like
29:11
this has ever seen as
29:13
specific literally. Like sneeze or likes breathe.
29:16
And I was like no. I
29:18
don't play and as. We joke, settling as
29:20
my watcher microsoft. Yes, Votes
29:23
to Yes! A Willow is bummed about this
29:26
whole like a group and she was something
29:28
they're going to actually do real magic but
29:30
it appears that she is not surrounded by
29:32
real watches. but she really wants to graduate
29:34
from like the floating pencil magic and she
29:36
says one of my favorite lines and this
29:38
I. Think. This leads explicitly the first starts
29:40
He said this is one of my that
29:42
played such as one of less. Go
29:47
with a has has to last place
29:50
has insisted that are signs attila. So.
29:53
Go ahead and had to in a spicer. As
29:55
a lot less. It be
29:58
easier but willow shit. The
30:00
conversation to asking about Buffy and Riley a
30:02
much more fun subject and bus he says
30:04
that. Much like the Wicked Group unfortunately Riley
30:06
is talk all talk and it's like sad
30:09
trombone mother. But we will have to tell
30:11
Sarah you know to get with it she's
30:13
like I need my vicarious new cheese and
30:15
needs to live through you Embassy Fred seen
30:18
as saying she gets nervous and they both
30:20
are babbling with them like that means you
30:22
really like each other. That's cute when he
30:24
should be happy about that exactly. But.
30:27
The thing that really stinks is she feels like
30:29
she constantly has to lie. The. Slayer thing
30:31
always comes up and she wishes she could
30:33
just come clean. and little does she know
30:35
rarely has his own secret and we got
30:38
this really good transition. They do a really
30:40
especially the season. They do a great job
30:42
of these like smooth transitions through scenes because
30:45
at the initiative we see Forest telling Riley
30:47
that know he can't come clean so he's
30:49
having the same conversation. Rally thinks it sucks
30:51
and ascend fourth degree things. We have
30:53
the dukes of an unnecessary cause any go
30:56
missing missing we a coupon code. And
30:59
of course you know we didn't
31:01
even say no to use on
31:04
her face. says. They
31:09
got is aligned. You never hear me say. Somebody
31:12
disagree with what you
31:14
prefer. The surface of
31:16
the world was displayed.
31:18
They get into the elevator and they say their
31:20
names and to the vocal verification device. They do
31:23
a good job of making that a very. Pivotal.
31:25
Part of their experiences that vocal verification device
31:28
they've built military the episodes. Yup. And then
31:30
they give us another reminder of it here
31:32
so that you're like oh right, they need
31:34
that years in an inflated without your voice.
31:37
That now and I can't be later or
31:39
not is certainly is. My favorite thing is
31:41
where we get to that seem that Riley
31:43
just breathes into it. Really hard to what.
31:46
The coolest. Misleading that
31:48
that's gonna work and other what is
31:50
going to pick up your nose. Your
31:53
breath is as like how he died
31:55
with onions. Yes ma'am. I.
31:58
thought grunts does not like
32:00
Finn, Riley. It's like, we
32:02
got you. Now, at
32:04
Xander's basement, laundry, tool shed,
32:07
bedroom apartment, Xander has
32:09
tied Spike to a leather chair. Spike
32:11
is not happy. And Xander tells
32:13
him that it's just while he sleeps. And
32:16
Spike is like, oh, please. And
32:18
he's like, I would never bite your raggedy ass.
32:21
Don't worry about it. But Xander informs
32:23
Spike that he is very biteable, actually,
32:25
moist and delicious. And so
32:28
Spike disassociates in the chair saying, all
32:30
right, yeah, fine. You're a
32:32
nummy treat. So he turns off
32:34
the light and Spike just waits for the
32:36
silence to hit and then starts in a
32:38
very high pitched Anya invitation saying, Xander,
32:41
don't you care about me? Xander
32:43
tells him to shut up. But
32:46
he knows he's found an exposed nerve. So he just
32:48
continues in the Anya voice. And it's hilarious. I
32:50
love Spike. Now, at
32:52
Giles's apartment, he's gotten Spike out of the way.
32:55
So now research is still underway. And he's worried
32:57
about seven what from that song. And he's like,
32:59
what could this mean? But he gets interrupted by
33:01
a knock at the door. Hey, oh, it's Olivia.
33:05
She was in another episode, I think, from the
33:07
beginning of the season. Yep. She
33:09
kind of asks about her flight. And she tells
33:11
him it was torture. Talks about a baseball movie.
33:14
You know, thoughts and prayers, Olivia. And then she
33:16
says, yeah, that's enough small talk, don't you think?
33:18
And it's just like, he takes off his glasses
33:20
and see you later. So it's like, Olivia, just
33:23
getting right to it. And looking back, that's such
33:25
a pointed quote. That's enough small
33:27
talk. Yep. They hit those a
33:29
lot. They're not going to be able to talk soon. A lot
33:31
of those little breadcrumbs along the way. Little nods. Now
33:35
is when we get the real stuff. We
33:37
get the exterior of a clock tower building.
33:40
This is when we get our real
33:42
first exciting look at the gentleman. As a whole. Like
33:45
we got that little bit of it, but now we're
33:47
here. And they
33:49
look wild. Absolutely wild.
33:51
I love that they're in suits. Like
33:54
the gentleman aspect of it is my
33:56
favorite thing. Because
34:00
it's easy to be scary when you're just
34:02
like wild and out scary and
34:04
like, you know, disheveled and crazy. But
34:07
it's like something about like this monster
34:10
in a suit that moves
34:12
the way you moved with your hands
34:14
and it's like very like calm and
34:16
collected. It's like that is so much
34:18
scarier. Because you're almost whimsical in a
34:20
way, but in a horrifying way. Yeah.
34:23
Thank you for all the above. I
34:26
felt this exactly the same way. In
34:29
my 37 year career, I played an awful lot of
34:31
dark characters. And
34:33
twice I have been heebie-jeebie by
34:36
myself while watching our work. This
34:39
was one of them. Really? And the
34:41
other one was the Pale Man that we touched on earlier from Panz why.
35:00
And so it did the mix of
35:02
feelings for the viewer must be like
35:04
really, really anxious. Yes. And
35:06
it was like that is my favorite kind
35:08
of thing is that kind of dichotomy is
35:10
so much harder to achieve, I think, too.
35:13
And it was like, brilliant here. And
35:15
I have to know, were your movements
35:18
at all choreographed? Or did you just,
35:20
did they just let you go? Because they were like, you know what you're
35:22
doing. Well, again, my
35:25
co-star, Camden Toy, and I both
35:27
came to this episode. With
35:30
a background in mind and and lots
35:33
of physical acting. Yeah. So
35:36
we both have hands that like to float
35:38
anyway, as we talk, our hands are always
35:40
going around the face and expressing and doing
35:43
things. So again, Joss Whedon
35:45
loved that and encouraged us to
35:47
use them as much as possible.
35:50
And to do it floaty and
35:52
kind and gentle, like like a
35:54
mother's touch. Right. But
35:56
we're after something totally not maternal. So.
36:00
So, yeah, so the hands being
36:02
like, you know, gesturing and being
36:04
poised while we're not using them
36:06
or floaty or pointy
36:08
as we're turning corners, that
36:11
was all just encouraged. And Candin and I both
36:13
have a background where we knew exactly that
36:16
was a part of us already anyway. And
36:18
that's what it came off like. It came off
36:20
very natural, like it wasn't a choreographed thing. Like
36:22
it felt like it just, how you moved and
36:24
that's the way it is. Like
36:26
very ballet hands. They're very soft. I
36:30
know my favorite part of the episode is when
36:32
everybody claps for you and you do like, stop it. I
36:37
love that moment. Yeah, it's so good. It's
36:40
so good. But inside the
36:42
tower, this is when we see a
36:44
suited man gracefully set down a wooden
36:46
box on a table. The suit is
36:48
immaculate, not a speck of dust on
36:50
it. The hands look very skeletal and
36:52
he opens the box with that flourish.
36:54
And I believe this is you, I
36:56
believe. And we hear
36:59
this and that with me. We
37:01
hear ghostly whispers as we get
37:03
shots of houses in Sunnydale and we
37:05
watch as residents of Sunnydale breathe out
37:08
with the smoky air and it trails
37:10
out their windows and we see it at Giles's
37:12
house. Both Giles and Olivia are in bed and
37:15
that happens to them. Willow and Buffy, the same
37:17
thing. They kind of breathe out a breath and
37:19
it comes out. And outside of
37:22
the clock tower, we see that all the
37:24
wisps kind of convening and swirling around the
37:26
building, flowing into the wooden box on the
37:28
table. And it's like an altar kind of
37:30
set up. And your
37:32
hand gracefully closes the box and
37:35
the shot drifts towards your face. And
37:37
it is you from Buffy's dream who
37:39
we got a quick little shot of
37:41
before. You
37:43
look sinister. Truly.
37:47
I mean, it's wild. And we immediately go to
37:49
a commercial during the original airing of this. It
37:51
was like your face and then commercial. And it
37:53
was like, what did I just see? I screamed
37:55
a little bit when we watched it the first
37:58
time I screamed and like pulled myself. It
38:02
was that Y Z or what is
38:04
I notice that you haven't we have
38:06
we have to give some kudos to
38:08
I have decided to leave. The creature
38:11
backs up was called optic Nerve That
38:13
said that created and sculpted and and
38:15
applied these make ups and that it
38:17
was so beautifully done it looks like
38:19
real skin and that someone could actually
38:21
be that that. Wrinkly.
38:23
And Bolland as and consistency in
38:25
the dark around the eyes and
38:28
dance. And. It's that mental t the
38:30
arab. I. Don't have a
38:32
look, the doesn't go with all that genteel
38:34
the he'll say and. Yeah. And
38:36
and again that I remember specifically and that
38:38
was a choreographed camera shot getting from the
38:41
box up to the face and behind. The
38:43
timing had to be just right so that
38:45
that would be sitting there. I don't base
38:47
a moment the by the time the camera
38:49
got to meet together those little moments of
38:51
you eat do you have to him to
38:53
rehearse in the and and get the right
38:56
beats in it. And I do remember having
38:58
set to see embryos. we have a wooden
39:00
box it's going to collect everyone's voices. Sunningdale,
39:02
You have to do some reference. I guess
39:04
it's like this. like I had. Dispersed and
39:06
allows us to do the rest of our
39:08
work to do so close. He was like
39:10
a big moment like on.the really good I'm
39:12
so I want my hand to express as
39:14
bad as so. It took a couple of
39:16
the rehearsal to at runs for me to
39:18
get the right right flair with the handle
39:20
on closing that box of that that sets
39:22
up the rest of the episode. I like
39:24
that, Does it sir. You don't just slam shut
39:27
like it's right on time. I suspect that and
39:29
I like a really does it. It puts that
39:31
out there for sure. And the make up in
39:33
the face all the way down to the hands
39:35
the as as so insecure like they look like
39:37
little. like everybody loan yeah i loved it
39:40
out there was there was a a what
39:42
what the com appliance there was a prosthetic
39:44
have planted some on the back of our
39:46
hands are really and with as the blended
39:48
and so but in the palm was are
39:50
are real palm and we had a real
39:53
fingertips that the they had these these appliances
39:55
that went all over the the back of
39:57
a hand with down the fingers that added
39:59
x extra bone, extra tendon. I love that. Wow.
40:03
Just to make it a little bit more skeletal. Yeah. That's
40:05
really cool. And none of it is overdone.
40:07
That's the best part about the gentlemen is
40:09
the makeup is so, it's like wild
40:12
to look at and scary, but it's not
40:14
like they don't do too much. It's like
40:16
a subtle scare. It has a subtle feeling. It's
40:18
still human. So that's again off-putting, isn't it? It's
40:21
like uncanny valley-ish. Ooh. Yeah.
40:24
It's something about it. But
40:27
we get this. So we immediately, when we
40:29
first watched this originally, we went to commercial.
40:31
And when we came back to commercial, it
40:33
was just the next morning. I kept just
40:35
like, what did we just see? And
40:37
you're like, wha? And
40:40
we're like, okay, what happened there? And we
40:42
see Buffy try to tell Willow good morning,
40:44
but her voice is gone. And
40:47
Willow finds that she can't talk either. They're
40:49
freaking out wondering if they've gone deaf. But
40:51
no, they can hear other sounds. They just have no
40:53
voices. So Buffy rushes out the door, looks
40:56
into the hallway of the dorm. Everyone's
40:58
coming out of their doors, being like, what is going
41:00
on? At Xander's, things are no
41:02
better. Xander blames Spike immediately. Spike
41:04
is annoyed because he's like, I can't talk
41:06
either. And he gives them the backwards
41:09
peace sign thing, which we found out is the
41:11
British way of flipping someone off. We did not
41:13
know that, which makes sense for how he does it.
41:15
It looks like, oh, they were giving me peace. They're not
41:17
giving me peace. They're giving me a few. It was that
41:19
face he made that he was like, well, I
41:21
don't think you're doing peace. Yeah.
41:24
Now Xander frantically picks up and
41:26
dials Buffy's dorm number, which immediately
41:29
you're like, what are you doing?
41:31
And she goes to answer it. But they're both
41:33
like, we can't talk. Xander realizes he
41:35
dumb and he hangs up the phone and Spike
41:38
is just judging him from the chair. Like, are
41:40
you kidding me? Now at
41:42
Riley's initiative slash frat house,
41:45
Riley and Forrest make their way to
41:47
the elevator. And Forrest is writing on
41:49
a note saying that it's all over
41:51
town, all the voicelessness. And the elevator
41:53
abruptly stops saying the vocal code wasn't
41:55
accepted and it tells them to state
41:57
their name, but they can't state their
41:59
name. and the electronic voice
42:01
tells them. Local code is accepted.
42:03
Unauthorized beam will be considered possible.
42:06
Please commence vocal identification in the next
42:08
20 seconds to avoid countermeasures. And we
42:11
get to find out what the countermeasures
42:13
are because Riley rips off a panel
42:15
and tries to override it, like we
42:18
said, by just breathing really harshly into
42:20
it. Onions. Strangely,
42:22
it doesn't work. Like
42:24
weird. That's so crazy. Yeah, it's so wild.
42:26
But in a hole opens in the wall
42:28
and hissing yellow gas starts filling up the
42:30
elevator. And we wonder if
42:32
it's a series wrap on who we have been
42:34
referring to as the edging crew until
42:37
the doors open and Riley and
42:39
Forrest rush out kind of coughing and Walsh just
42:41
stares at them shaking their head and then points
42:43
to a sign that says, in case of emergency,
42:45
use stairs. I love that.
42:47
Stairs. And that's
42:50
the way that they still get the comedy
42:52
in without talking at all. Just those little
42:54
subtle movements and like silly things that get
42:56
put in. Yep. We get a lot
42:58
of that in the lecture hall and a couple of scenes
43:00
when there, when Giles is explaining. It
43:03
really is crazy how well they did.
43:05
Really without dialogue. Everyone. So
43:08
in a school building, we see Tara again,
43:10
looking around just kind of in dull
43:12
shock and she's looking for someone, but we don't know
43:14
who, we do know who it's Willow. And
43:17
I called it. You did. You called it right
43:19
away. I knew what was happening. I didn't want to give you anything.
43:21
I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. Every time I
43:23
would be like, she's looking for Willow, you would just look at me
43:25
and then look back at the episode. So
43:28
in a school building, we see Tara again,
43:30
looking around just kind of in dull
43:32
shock and she's looking for someone, but we don't know
43:34
who, we do know who it's Willow. And
43:37
I called it. You did. You called it
43:39
right away. I knew what was happening. I didn't want to
43:41
give you anything. I was like, I don't know what you're
43:43
talking about. Every time I would be like, she's looking for
43:45
Willow, you would just look at me and then look back
43:47
at the episode. I was like, I don't know. I'm not
43:50
telling you anything. Now on Main Street in Sunnydale, it's kind
43:52
of like early COVID a little bit. Very
43:54
reminiscing. Everyone's just wandering
43:56
around, not knowing what to do. And
43:59
people are selling white. boards to talk out
44:01
like people taking advantage of the situation. Christ,
44:03
I like white boards. And
44:05
they want. Like rebelling toilet paper. Exactly. Exactly.
44:09
And hand sanitizer. Yeah. It's
44:11
like, it's always going to happen. We're humans. So
44:13
they walk to Giles's apartment and they have white
44:16
boards. They have bought some. Smart. And the whole
44:18
gang is there and, you know, looking panic. Anya
44:20
kind of looks bored because she's like, I'm a
44:22
demon. I don't have been through this stuff. She
44:25
seems plenty. Buffy picks up Giles's notebook and points
44:27
at the part of the rhyme that he wrote
44:29
down that says can't even shout. Can't even cry.
44:31
And Giles was like, Oh yeah, he's like, I
44:33
know you're onto something. Yeah, this all works. Xander
44:36
notices a breaking news report on TV
44:39
and it says that the whole town
44:41
of Sunnydale is under quarantine. They think
44:43
due to widespread laryngitis. Oh, Sunnydale. Like,
44:45
all right. And
44:48
they say local government blames recent
44:50
flu vaccinations. And again, we're like
44:52
right back to it. And the CDC
44:54
is telling everyone to just stay home. And we were
44:56
all like, wow, this is really triggering. But
44:59
we're watching it out like, oh, I never
45:02
thought about watching it now is
45:04
like, oh, this is how they're
45:06
telling isn't it? Yes.
45:08
Because watching it initially, I'm like, wow, that would
45:10
be wild. I can't imagine. It's like,
45:12
Corinne, what's that? Yeah.
45:15
So they way ahead of the curve. And
45:18
Buffy tells Giles to research with her whiteboard
45:20
and she says she's going to be in
45:22
town tonight. And he mails, why? We
45:25
get a hard cut to the initiative. They're having, you
45:27
know, a meeting of the minds. And
45:29
Walsh thinks that something is going to happen in
45:31
town tonight. So she tells Riley and the whole
45:34
crew to dress up as civilians, try
45:36
to keep order and figure out what's going on. She's worried about
45:38
the military. They'll care if they want to go dressed up. The
45:47
holidays usually include hours on planes,
45:50
cars, trains. Hiding maybe next to
45:52
you. Put on those noise canceling
45:54
headphones. Mom and dad arguing about directions in
45:56
the car. Air pods in. No
45:58
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46:57
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the air. There's a barrel with it's
47:01
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47:05
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47:10
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apocalypse has never happened. Serve we will
47:14
that if we see one Such when
47:16
we know that's when. when I. Will
47:18
arbitrarily Raj dislocates yeah he could see
47:20
you can be the ones that issue
47:22
for if I let us know of
47:24
these are for the throws. In the
47:27
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47:29
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47:31
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47:33
happening? With another apartment, wherever. There
47:35
is a bloody let us know what is
47:37
older but Buffy looks around and cease to
47:40
do so. are all like come out me
47:42
brawling at each other because of course people
47:44
going to start fighting and Riley tries to
47:46
break them up. The isn't that he turns
47:48
to the other guy straightening his jacket kind
47:50
of calm him down while pushing the other
47:52
guy way and the aggressor picks up a
47:55
pipe behind his back and goes to hit
47:57
Riley but Buffy just breaks his arm and
47:59
like slams. in the face with the pipe so
48:01
casually and then just continues to walk and
48:04
he just falls down. And I feel like
48:06
they're really building up the fact that they're
48:08
getting close to seeing this side of each
48:10
other. They're narrowly missing getting each other. And
48:13
Riley and Buffy see each other and
48:15
they hug and he finally kisses her
48:17
because why not? A chair in the
48:19
background. Yeah, and it's all violins. We
48:21
finally get the Buffy and Riley theme
48:23
song that we've been waiting for, which
48:26
is like violins and melancholy music. It's
48:28
beautiful. We rewatch her approved. Oh yeah.
48:30
But the door creaks open at the
48:32
clock tower now and we see two
48:34
gentlemen float out of the building and
48:36
one is you. And you're
48:40
followed by two like
48:43
glumping things with straight
48:45
jackets around them and formal pants
48:47
and shoes on. They're like wacky
48:49
inflatable arm men. Yeah. At the
48:52
car dealerships. Yeah. Right. And
48:54
now of course I'm forgetting that they were called in
48:57
the script, but they were our little ground fellas. Yeah.
48:59
Cause we were trying to figure that out too. We were like, what are they
49:01
called? I, yeah, it was, it was only in
49:03
the script. It was never mentioned. So, but they
49:06
were, they did our dirty work for us because
49:08
we were floating above the ground. So we couldn't,
49:10
it's only so much we could do. It was
49:12
kind of like the, you know,
49:14
the queen coming down in a parade and there's, there's minions
49:16
that do her work or, you know, that drive the horses
49:21
or whatever. So that's, those were our guys. And
49:25
the floating thing was, was it was handled differently
49:28
depending on where the camera was catching us. We
49:30
were going to ask you about that. Right. So
49:32
you see our feet, nothing but our feet go
49:34
by. Yeah. Well, we're suspended on wires
49:37
and we're being, you know, just drawn
49:40
through that camera frame and that's it. But rather
49:43
simple. But, but then when you see us
49:45
floating from the knees up and you
49:47
don't see our feet, we might've
49:49
been on a platform with
49:51
wheels on it. And some poor fella was
49:54
on the ground pushing us, pulling us.
49:57
And that was, that was touched and go with. with
50:00
how smooth it was. You
50:04
had to balance issue, you start, whoa, and
50:06
you stop, whoa. Falling
50:09
off that platform was a done
50:11
thing. We did a few times. And
50:14
then otherwise, then when you saw a full
50:16
body floating like down sidewalks or down the
50:19
town square in front of the clock tower, that
50:21
big scene with all six of us coming down the street
50:24
toward you, that was
50:26
quite an elaborate wire rig
50:29
above head. And
50:31
we were all suspended from these little
50:34
hip harnesses with wires going
50:36
up past our shoulders that they brushed out
50:38
in post-production. Wow. And
50:41
yeah, so it was quite elaborate to get it
50:43
to float. But as you might guess, because
50:45
we don't really do that in real life, do we?
50:47
No, I don't believe
50:49
you. I wish I could say it was all
50:51
real. Yeah. Yeah. Like
50:54
I learned how to float. How uncomfortable
50:56
was that process, especially with the hip oysters and
50:58
everything? And how long did you have to? Oh, super. Yeah,
51:01
no, yeah, super, super. Because when you're as skinny
51:03
as I am too, and Camden Toy
51:05
also was a wisp of a thing, we
51:08
had bony hips. Right. So
51:10
when you put yourself in a hip harness and
51:13
all of the pressure points are hitting you
51:15
with no human padding underneath it, it's like,
51:17
oh my gosh. Oh, yeah. At the end
51:20
of the day, you can have some sores
51:22
on you that are really tender. Yeah, definitely.
51:24
Yeah, absolutely. Speaking
51:26
of Camden Toy, again, we just, again, want
51:28
to express our condolences because he passed in
51:31
December, I believe, December 11th. And
51:33
it's a wildly big loss
51:35
for the Buffy community, but I know it's
51:37
a loss for you personally as well. And
51:40
he really, along with you, made this
51:42
episode so amazing to watch. Yeah,
51:45
no, thank you for that. Yeah, he did. I
51:48
have said many times in my life that among
51:50
my favorite actors I've ever worked with and the
51:52
most talented actors I've ever worked with is
51:55
Camden Toy. Oh, I love that. He
51:58
had such a gift for channeling. whatever
52:00
you ask him to do. Oh sure,
52:02
easy, click and it comes out
52:04
of him with such reality and
52:07
such, you know, honesty. So
52:09
when he, and he went on, Jon
52:12
Sweetin also fell madly in love with him
52:14
and had him come back to the show
52:16
again and again as a number
52:18
of different characters. And he crossed over to Angel
52:21
as well. And I
52:23
think, you know, when he played
52:25
Narl, I was just like dumbfounded
52:27
with how real and grotesque and
52:29
he be, that was. He
52:32
really channeled something brilliant all the time.
52:35
And so we met on
52:37
this episode, on the Hush episode, and again,
52:39
we were filming in the fall of 1999. And
52:42
so for 24 years we were,
52:44
you know, dear friends and I
52:46
saw a lot of them. And
52:48
we also had the same convention
52:51
appearance manager. So while doing
52:53
the convention circuit, we would travel together
52:55
and have tables next to
52:57
each other and greet our fans and do
52:59
photo ops together. You
53:02
Buffy fans have been so incredibly loyal to
53:04
the show and to the actors that are
53:07
in it. We felt that
53:09
love so, so much. And
53:12
so the last convention that he
53:14
did was just in September of
53:16
this year. He
53:18
and I were in Birmingham, Alabama for a convention
53:21
and he didn't go public with
53:24
his prognosis. And I
53:26
totally respected that. And he
53:28
just wanted to be with his fans one more
53:30
time if he could get this one convention out.
53:32
And he went through it with some pain and
53:35
some grogginess from painkillers. And it was tough
53:37
to get through the convention, but the fans
53:39
never knew it. And that's who Camden was. He
53:41
didn't want to put any of his
53:44
stress on anybody else. He
53:46
just wanted to love on you and hug you.
53:49
And, uh, he sounds like an amazing man. I know. I
53:51
just like got in. I'm sorry. No, you do not need
53:53
to be sorry at all. No, no,
53:55
he's, it sounds like he was like just
53:57
this amazing person. And for him to. want
54:00
to do that for his fans when
54:02
last night. That's really amazing and was not required.
54:05
So it's like that is just, that's really cool
54:07
to hear. It really is. And Alina and our
54:09
producer Mikey were telling me that he's gonna reappear
54:11
so much more in Buffy and just because of
54:14
watching this episode, I'm so excited for the next
54:16
couple of times that we get to see him.
54:18
I'm really looking forward to it. Yeah, you will
54:20
be dumbfounded by his performances, yes. I can't wait.
54:22
And how different they are. When you said
54:25
he could embody anything and just snap
54:27
it on, you watch him as a
54:29
gentleman and you see him as Narl and you're
54:31
like, what? Is this the same
54:33
person? Miles apart, yeah. Yeah, it's
54:35
really, really amazing. And again,
54:38
you and him really make
54:40
this such
54:42
an amazing episode to watch together. Like the
54:44
two of you together is so cool to
54:46
watch. You play off each other beautifully. Knowing
54:48
you just met each other like during this
54:51
is wild to hear. Cause I would have
54:53
thought you were friends forever. That's just for
54:55
honestly, just with your chemistry. It's
54:58
rare in this world to find somebody who you
55:00
click on that fast, but we sure did. Absolutely.
55:03
But moving right through this scene, we
55:06
see those little wacky inflatable arm things.
55:09
They're like the goonies. And
55:12
they swarm around the six gentlemen who are
55:14
floating in three pairs of two and they
55:16
branch off in different directions. And
55:19
this is literally wisteria lane, apparently from
55:21
Desperate Housewives. I thought that. I was
55:23
watching it and I was so excited
55:25
to see it. That's
55:28
on the Universal Studios backlot. That's
55:30
cool. You've seen that in person, Alina, right? Yeah, I
55:32
have. So I was like, oh, look at that. But
55:35
at Giles's house, Olivia can't sleep. And she
55:37
goes downstairs and hears a sound outside. And
55:39
when she looks out the window, she sees
55:42
one of the gentlemen floating in the distance.
55:45
But then we get a jump scare
55:47
because I don't remember if it's you
55:49
or Camden floats right by the window.
55:52
That one is Camden toy. I'll tell you
55:54
what, the images from that show, we got
55:56
tagged in each other's photos for the
55:59
24 years. I believe it.
56:01
That one you have like
56:03
that was actually, that was Camden. That was
56:05
Camden. That's good to know. Yeah. And he
56:07
gives that like full eye contact. I
56:09
jumped in my seat. Like
56:12
literally she yelled. It was
56:15
so good. And another pair floats
56:18
towards the house on Wisteria
56:20
Lane. And we see gentlemen,
56:22
Doug and fellow gentlemen, Camden
56:24
move through campus
56:26
and proceed into a dorm. And you're
56:28
just smiling and you're floating
56:30
down the hallway looking at each door. And
56:33
I love, love this scene because
56:35
you're just wagging your finger at the
56:38
doors. Like when he goes to do
56:40
one, you're like, no, no, so much
56:42
hand acting. Yeah. And there's one. As
56:45
we floated down that hallway in the dorm, well,
56:48
first of all, we were on an actual
56:50
campus. So the outdoor scene approaching the building,
56:53
it filmed at night, of course. And so
56:55
you, but you have the odd student walking by going, what
56:58
the heck? Imagine having
57:01
that story later. Like I saw
57:03
that. Yeah. The dorm hall then was,
57:07
I believe was on, on the soundstage. It
57:09
was built in the interior set and
57:12
they had the hallway ceiling rigged
57:14
with those, with those pulleys for
57:16
our harnesses again, because they had
57:18
the exploding down all the way down the hallway. And
57:21
the, the dialogue that we were,
57:23
that we were speaking without words
57:26
was, what do you think about this room?
57:29
No, that's not the right one. Would
57:31
it be in here? Is our, is our next target in here?
57:34
No, not yet. And then when
57:36
finally, finally I spin around
57:38
and point to this one door,
57:40
like this is our, is hard
57:42
target presenting it, but in, but
57:44
in very, uh, game show prize,
57:47
sort of smile. Yeah,
57:49
exactly. So again, the
57:51
dichotomy of, of, you know,
57:54
what's behind door number three, Bob, tell them what
57:56
they want. And death is what. A
58:00
gruesome, horrible death. They won't be able
58:03
to scream during. And then to go
58:05
on, when we knock on the
58:07
door, the kid gets up
58:09
and opens the door to
58:11
that very iconic shop that has been used in
58:14
the opening credits in Seasons Beyond That. It
58:17
was the door opening up and the two of
58:19
us just standing there at our different heights. Just
58:21
smiling. So scary. Can you imagine
58:23
being awakened out of a dead sleep in your
58:25
dorm room and that's what sets your door waiting
58:28
for you? You know what it is? What are
58:30
they selling? What are they selling? The
58:32
gentlemen look like a sweet paralysis demon. I
58:35
get sweet paralysis and every once in a while when you
58:37
get it, you will think you see a person in the
58:39
room with you. That's what it reminds
58:41
me of. That's it. That makes
58:44
sense. A shadowy version. And
58:46
that conversation was conveyed
58:49
perfectly in that scene
58:51
because that's what we were
58:53
thinking like, what about this one? No. And
58:56
at one point, you really shake your head
58:58
at one and you do this. And it was my
59:00
favorite moment. I think I did a
59:02
double cross with my hand. No, no, no. You're
59:04
like, oh no. Absolutely not. That's
59:06
love. It was
59:08
so good. And you know,
59:11
you continue, you pass by rooms, you pass
59:13
by Buffy and Willow's room and you continue
59:15
around the corner and that's when you get
59:17
to that poor student's room, 118, and
59:20
you knock on the door. And inside
59:22
that poor student just opens the door and
59:24
is like, what is happening? But
59:26
those little wacky inflatable tube men come running
59:28
at him and just restrain him on the
59:31
bed and you two enter the
59:33
room smiling and just nodding at each other.
59:35
And the student tries to scream, but
59:38
he can't. And one, I believe it's
59:40
one of you. Yeah, of course. And
59:42
one of you opens that doctor bag
59:45
and, you know, still trying to scream. That was
59:47
Camden. Camden was carrying the doctor bag. Yeah. And I
59:49
was, I was the lead surgeon on this one. And
59:53
you got the scalpel. The lead surgeon. I love it.
59:56
And I love it because he passes you that
59:58
scalpel. Like, here you go. And
1:00:01
that's more dialogue between the two of us. So
1:00:05
that was another moment that made
1:00:07
me shudder because we
1:00:10
were being so incredibly polite to each other. Would
1:00:13
you like to care? Would you like to do this one?
1:00:15
Ah, here's your tool. And I'm like, oh, thank you. And
1:00:18
I'll get right to it then. And
1:00:20
all without words spoken and smiling at each
1:00:22
other and nodding and in appreciation of each
1:00:24
other. And then there's this
1:00:26
kid tied down to the bed with
1:00:29
his pajamas open, just awaiting his own
1:00:31
death. Not being able to yell. It
1:00:33
just doesn't make sense. It's so
1:00:35
scary. It does. It scratches both part
1:00:38
of your scariness in your brain because
1:00:40
it's just like, ah, what's going
1:00:42
on? And it
1:00:45
reminded me of an old
1:00:47
timey operating theater when they
1:00:49
used to do operations in front
1:00:51
of a giant theater and everything's
1:00:53
very flourished. And for the
1:00:55
audience, it felt very much like that. You
1:00:58
passing each other the thing and holding up
1:01:00
the scalpel. I was like, ooh, so much.
1:01:05
But we do... Very theatrical. Very
1:01:07
theatrical. I love it. And
1:01:10
gentlemen, Doug leans down, inching the blade
1:01:12
towards the camera and we get slammed
1:01:14
into another non-existing commercial. And
1:01:16
you're like, what the hell? And
1:01:19
when we come back, we're at
1:01:21
the clock tower with a close-up
1:01:23
of a fresh human heart and
1:01:25
a mason jar. And
1:01:27
you gingerly set it down on the altar next
1:01:29
to the wooden box and we see six others,
1:01:31
but only three have hearts in them. And
1:01:34
you do your Disney princess flourish
1:01:36
at it. And the other
1:01:38
gentlemen give you that golf clop. I love
1:01:41
the golf clop. As
1:01:43
do I. This is a favorite moment
1:01:45
for me. So good. Another photo
1:01:47
snapshot moment where Camden and I get
1:01:49
confused for each other. Oftentimes
1:01:53
that picture of him applauding is tagged
1:01:55
as a Doug Jones photo. It is
1:01:57
not. It's a Camden toy photo. I'm
1:02:00
on the other side of the room with the jars, taking
1:02:03
my applause with such like
1:02:05
humility. Right. And I'll
1:02:07
tell you that that moment for me was I
1:02:11
was directed to just simply like, like, lap
1:02:13
up the applause and go with it. Right.
1:02:17
And so of course, I was like bowing
1:02:19
and like whatnot first, and then the Oh,
1:02:21
please, something I added in. I love knowing
1:02:23
that. Yep.
1:02:26
Right. Like, Oh, I don't know. I did
1:02:28
nothing. Yeah, like, stop it. Yeah,
1:02:30
it's that, it's that Oh, stop. That
1:02:33
means please keep going. Right. Exactly.
1:02:36
Oh, stop. And it's not about that
1:02:38
one gentleman without you really knowing anything
1:02:40
about him. Yes. Right. Right.
1:02:44
Right. So good. That
1:02:46
really is one of my favorite scenes that it's just so funny and so chilling.
1:02:48
It is. So unsettling. The
1:02:50
whole thing. We have human hearts in jars. What's chilling
1:02:52
about that? Yeah, I don't know. I
1:02:55
can't put my finger on it, but something's still there.
1:02:58
But the next morning we see Buffy do what she
1:03:00
does often, which is just walk into a crime
1:03:02
scene. That happens casually. Happens a lot
1:03:05
past the tape, just right past. And
1:03:07
she just walks right up to the corpse and
1:03:10
just looks at him. She's messed
1:03:12
up by it. She's not, you know, as we all would be.
1:03:15
That's probably not a great scene to walk upon. No. And
1:03:18
as someone, because I was an autopsy
1:03:20
technician for my job. So
1:03:23
I know what a person looks like. Opened
1:03:25
up like that. Yeah.
1:03:27
So imagine when you're doing it,
1:03:29
you know, kind of off book, that
1:03:31
would be a rough scene to walk into. Yeah, I think Buffy
1:03:33
would be a little more affected by that, I guess. But that
1:03:35
would be a rough one. She is the slayer. But
1:03:38
at Giles's, we see Olivia draw a
1:03:41
fairly good drawing of the gentleman. She's
1:03:43
no Angelus when it comes to drawing,
1:03:45
but he's pretty good. He's great. And
1:03:48
Giles gets the paper and is alarmed by the
1:03:50
fact that there were slayings the previous night. And
1:03:53
she shows him the picture and he's like,
1:03:55
oh my God. So he goes and grabs
1:03:57
a red leather bound tome of fairy tales.
1:04:00
Immediately when I saw that happen, I was like,
1:04:02
I'm in because I love a dark, twisted
1:04:04
fairy tale. That's why I love Pan's
1:04:07
Labyrinth so much because it has that
1:04:09
like dark, twisted fairy
1:04:11
tale element to it that just scares
1:04:13
me to my core. So
1:04:15
I was in here. And
1:04:18
this is when we get one of the funniest
1:04:20
scenes, I think, of like
1:04:22
the Scooby Gang. We get a hard
1:04:24
cut to the empty lecture hall. And
1:04:27
Giles has his little like projector and
1:04:29
his transparency films ready to go. And
1:04:31
he plays like, you know, in the
1:04:34
Hall of the Mountain King, as he explains.
1:04:37
And he has hilarious drawings of the
1:04:39
gentleman and he says they're fairy tale
1:04:42
monsters. And he asks, what do they
1:04:44
want? And Willow raises her hand and
1:04:46
then points at her chest. And
1:04:48
Xander's confused and he's like, the gentleman want boobs.
1:04:53
He's like, I'm I a gentleman? But
1:04:57
everyone just rolls their eyes at him. So
1:04:59
you're an idiot. And they're like, no, they
1:05:01
want hearts. And Anya is just sitting there
1:05:03
eating a popcorn as this is going on,
1:05:05
which is hilarious. And Giles shows
1:05:07
more films saying that they've come to town. They're
1:05:09
going to steal the voices so no one can
1:05:11
scream. And then he puts up
1:05:14
a cartoony picture of the gentleman brutally stabbing
1:05:16
someone on a bed. It's like gory everywhere.
1:05:18
And then he flips to an even bloodier
1:05:20
one with like the heart raised up in
1:05:22
his hand. And Anya's just
1:05:24
popping popcorn in her mouth like this is funny.
1:05:27
And she says they need seven hearts. They
1:05:29
have at least two. Xander
1:05:31
scrolls a message on the whiteboard saying,
1:05:33
how do we kill them? And Buffy
1:05:35
frantically makes this like wild
1:05:38
motion and everyone's just
1:05:40
like, honey, what? Like, they're just
1:05:42
like, what? Could be mistaken for a different
1:05:44
motion. Yeah, they're just like, no, that's how
1:05:46
Angel turns into Angelus and loses his soul.
1:05:48
That's not how we kill the gentleman. Yeah.
1:05:50
But she grabs a steak from her bag
1:05:52
and is like, stab them.
1:05:55
And they're like, oh, OK, that's
1:05:57
a better idea. And everybody does.
1:06:00
this so perfectly silently that
1:06:02
it's hilarious. We were
1:06:04
like, this would have been a very different
1:06:06
episode of Buffy, but honestly, they say the
1:06:08
only thing is no sword can kill them,
1:06:10
but one scream from the princess and it's
1:06:12
curtains for them. But this is
1:06:15
a problem because they're like, who can scream? Well, Willow
1:06:17
is like, I got it. And she holds
1:06:19
up a CD and I was like, is that just
1:06:21
a CD of people screaming that you have? Why do
1:06:23
you have that? In her purse. Yeah. I can solve this.
1:06:25
But Giles gets her bubble and is like, no,
1:06:33
it needs to be a real human voice. And Buffy
1:06:36
immediately Buffy's for a minute and is
1:06:38
like, so how do I get my voice
1:06:41
back? I was like, Oh, you're the princess Buffy. You
1:06:43
just, you automatically think that.
1:06:45
Immediately she's like, how do I get my
1:06:47
voice? Everybody you're the player and the princess.
1:06:49
Not fair. Damn. I was like,
1:06:52
Willow can't be the princess. Right. But I
1:06:54
mean, in truth, it's Buffy. It
1:06:56
is the princess. But Giles
1:06:58
doesn't know and puts the final film on
1:07:00
the projector, which says that Buffy will patrol
1:07:02
tonight and it has a pretty unflattering drawing
1:07:04
of her. Buffy is pissed
1:07:07
and she gestures towards her hips like, what the
1:07:09
hell? Why are they so wide? Like,
1:07:11
are you kidding me? And apparently
1:07:13
this was improvised by Sarah Michelle.
1:07:16
Funny. Like that whole
1:07:18
like, improvised and
1:07:20
Giles gestures that the others are going to go
1:07:22
research. So we got
1:07:24
our third act montage. Third
1:07:31
act montage. And it's at
1:07:33
the initiative with Riley and the edging crew. They're
1:07:35
getting into fatigues and all armed up and the
1:07:37
deaths from the previous night have amped them all
1:07:39
up and they're just ready to like undo
1:07:42
this whole situation. And
1:07:44
Buffy wanders down the darkened streets
1:07:46
scanning for the gentlemen. We see
1:07:48
Riley scanning his surroundings and see
1:07:50
shadows moving in the upper floor of the
1:07:53
clock tower. So he goes towards it. We
1:07:55
see Tara looking through the student directory trying
1:07:57
to find Willow's dorm. She grabs a book
1:07:59
and leaves her room for trying to find
1:08:01
Willow. And she walks towards a
1:08:03
dorm, like, you know, scanning around
1:08:05
her, but her head is bowed and
1:08:08
her hair is just always in her
1:08:10
face. So I was like, look up.
1:08:12
And she trips and falls on the
1:08:14
ground, which is really poor timing. Very
1:08:17
bad timing because behind her we see
1:08:19
Gentlemen Doug and Gentlemen Kenvin hover into
1:08:21
the frame and the wacky inflatable
1:08:23
two-bar men are all around them and they
1:08:25
all notice each other and Tara breaks out
1:08:27
in a run and the gentlemen follow her
1:08:30
very, very calmly. But follow her
1:08:32
so like Michael Myers at like
1:08:34
the very slow. I'm coming, but
1:08:36
I'm not in the rush. No, I'll be, I'll get you.
1:08:40
And I can attest that she was actually
1:08:42
in real life terrified. Really?
1:08:44
She'd never been encountered anything like
1:08:46
this before. And did people see
1:08:48
you before they got on to set
1:08:50
to shoot that specific scene
1:08:53
or like, did they surprise the people with
1:08:55
you or had they seen you beforehand? No, no,
1:08:57
they didn't, they didn't stage any kind of a
1:08:59
surprise of any sort, but, but, but she never
1:09:01
saw us out of makeup. So that it
1:09:04
does help when you can see the actor ahead of time.
1:09:06
Definitely. You can invite them
1:09:08
to the trailer to see the process in motion.
1:09:10
And then like, Oh, well that's just, that's just
1:09:13
that silly guy that I met earlier. Right. She
1:09:15
didn't have that advantage. That's rough.
1:09:18
And it's funny because I actually
1:09:20
like I take that notion with I
1:09:22
have seven year old twins and
1:09:25
they are starting to get into like spooky
1:09:27
things and scary stuff, but I'm trying to
1:09:30
use them. I don't want to like ruin
1:09:32
their lives. So whenever like they're, they
1:09:36
get a little freaked out by something they see,
1:09:38
I've had them watch that show face off on
1:09:41
Sci-fi where it was like the movie makeup. And
1:09:43
so I kind of show them like, see, you
1:09:45
can see the person and see how makeup can
1:09:48
transform somebody into something scary. It really helps. So
1:09:50
now anytime they see something scary on TV, it's
1:09:52
helped really well. Cause they'll be like, Oh, that's
1:09:54
just an actor in makeup. Like that's somebody with
1:09:56
makeup on their face and it's helped them like
1:09:59
to separate. So it really
1:10:01
is powerful how seeing someone before and seeing
1:10:03
the makeup after can like really change how
1:10:05
you see it Yes, we did that with Ivana,
1:10:08
but Caro who played little Ophelia? Invited
1:10:12
her to come to the makeup room for the
1:10:14
different characters the fun and the pale man So
1:10:17
she could see it in process and she we could
1:10:19
we could hold hands and say funny things to each
1:10:21
other And so on set it wasn't gonna be like
1:10:24
to tear she was 11 years old So you really
1:10:26
have to take care of especially with the pale man.
1:10:28
Oh, and she was so cute Yes,
1:10:30
my gosh, I could see you know,
1:10:32
oh cool, but the pale man. Yeah, not so cool.
1:10:34
That's a hard one to get by But
1:10:38
I love that that you like it that she came
1:10:40
into the room because it it really does help It
1:10:42
makes a difference to like just to see that transformation.
1:10:44
Yeah. Yeah, that's so cool But
1:10:47
Buffy sees another one of the gentlemen floating
1:10:49
near a house and one of those wacky
1:10:51
inflatable guys pops out of a bushes And
1:10:53
like just bum rushes her and
1:10:56
Tara runs into Willows dorm and the gentlemen
1:10:58
are just hot on her trail She's panicking
1:11:00
like banging on all the doors. No one's
1:11:02
gonna answer cuz they're like people are stealing
1:11:04
hearts out here I'm not answering the door smart But
1:11:07
the gentlemen hover towards her quickly and they're
1:11:10
ready to get another heart On
1:11:12
wisteria lane Buffy is battling with the
1:11:14
car dealership wacky inflatable armed men He's
1:11:17
wily though and she grabs him and
1:11:19
like breaks his neck So
1:11:22
but as soon as that happens another one comes
1:11:24
flying out of nowhere and she just breaks out into
1:11:26
a run in the clock tower Riley
1:11:28
is entering a room but he's immediately knocked to
1:11:30
the ground by one of those crazy guys and
1:11:33
He bashes him over the head with a baton that
1:11:35
he just pulls out of his boot. Just like boop
1:11:39
We see tarot getting her cardio on dashing
1:11:41
up the stairs She's rushing
1:11:43
up to the first door that she sees
1:11:45
which is 219 right down the hall from
1:11:47
Willows She bangs on the door
1:11:49
for way too long and in her room We
1:11:52
see Willow hearing the commotion and she gets up
1:11:55
in the hallway Tara wraps on the
1:11:57
door frantically as the gentlemen start hovering
1:11:59
into view and the door
1:12:01
finally creaks open revealing, gasp, another
1:12:03
gentleman holding another freshly stolen heart.
1:12:06
So he's like, hey, girl, I'm
1:12:08
in here. And
1:12:11
to that we say, R.I.P. to the Queen in
1:12:13
room 219. We never knew
1:12:15
you. Never knew you. Sorry, what happened? But we'll
1:12:17
forerun out for you. Whoever
1:12:19
you were, sorry, you lost your heart. But
1:12:22
Tara breaks into her run, but her hair is
1:12:24
just still flopping into her face. So she just
1:12:27
pummels into Willow, who has come to check out
1:12:29
the situation in the hallway. They both fly through
1:12:31
the air like Angel diving after a rat into
1:12:33
a pile of trash and becoming part one. We
1:12:35
always get that in there. We always have to
1:12:38
get that one thing into an episode. And
1:12:40
the gentlemen just smile as they keep
1:12:42
running down the hallway. Tara and Willow
1:12:45
rush through a set of double doors,
1:12:47
and the two little wacky guys are
1:12:49
pursuing them. Now back in
1:12:51
the clock tower, Riley is not
1:12:53
well. He's just getting beat
1:12:55
on by these little gremlin things, and
1:12:58
he's trying like A for effort, but he reaches
1:13:00
for his gun that is just out of reach
1:13:03
right when another wacky inflatable guy just
1:13:05
yeets himself through a door. Buffy
1:13:07
Kool-Aid man through a boarded-up window and
1:13:10
just goes off. Oh my gosh, she
1:13:12
just starts like kicking ass. She too
1:13:14
becomes wacky and inflatable. She certainly does.
1:13:18
And Riley manages to get up and yeet
1:13:20
his guy across the room, but they
1:13:22
both fly around and end up
1:13:24
aiming their weapons at each other.
1:13:26
And finally, they see each
1:13:28
other. They see that they are both
1:13:30
creatures of the night, like
1:13:32
battling evil. Finally. And
1:13:36
we went to a non-existent commercial. When
1:13:38
we come back, they're still staring at each other
1:13:40
in shock until one of the
1:13:43
straight jacket guys just pops up. Buffy
1:13:45
starts showing off her Slayer skills. Riley
1:13:47
shoots it with a taser because... Gold
1:13:49
habits. There's punching, there's kicking, there's
1:13:51
music. That kind of sounds like Mission Impossible
1:13:53
blaring. And Buffy takes the opportunity to grab
1:13:55
a rope and just Tarzan swinging to one
1:13:57
of the two men, yeeting his...
1:14:00
through a support beam, Riley
1:14:02
stunned. We get
1:14:04
a quick little shoot at Giles's house where
1:14:06
Spike is drinking. This is like, we go
1:14:08
from this wild like action
1:14:10
and then we're just at Giles's house and
1:14:13
Spike is just drinking a cup of blood from
1:14:15
the fridge. And he's like all
1:14:17
vamped out and he gets a blood mustache and
1:14:20
he heads into the living room and grabs
1:14:22
something from the coffee table and Anya is
1:14:24
very dramatically draped on the couch asleep and
1:14:27
Xander enters the room as Spike is
1:14:29
like bending down. This becomes like a
1:14:32
silent movie. It does, right? Very much
1:14:34
a silent movie. Like all the gestures
1:14:36
are so wild. And
1:14:38
from Xander's vantage point, all he sees
1:14:40
is Anya unconscious, theatrical looking on
1:14:43
the couch and William the bloody
1:14:45
popping up with a blood stash
1:14:47
all vamped out. Different than a
1:14:49
milk stash. Very different. He
1:14:51
launches at Spike, starts beating on him
1:14:53
because Spike can't fight back because of
1:14:55
that little implant chip. Anya
1:14:58
wakes up and is like, hello, like
1:15:00
talking. I'm okay. I'm good. And
1:15:02
he makes like a very big show
1:15:05
of being relieved and he kisses her
1:15:07
and romantic music plays very much a
1:15:09
silent movie. And she's just
1:15:12
happy because we got that little callback of like, you
1:15:14
finally showed me that you care about me. And
1:15:16
Xander pulls away more than
1:15:19
just orgasms. You care if I
1:15:21
live or die. So that's very cool. We
1:15:23
all love to find that out about the person we love that
1:15:26
they care if you live or die. It's
1:15:29
such a plus that they care. That's
1:15:31
like pinnacle relationship behavior. It's like nice.
1:15:33
Put that on the pro list. Right.
1:15:36
Xander pulls away and just looks at
1:15:39
Spike like oops. Sorry. And
1:15:41
Olivia and Giles are just watching it. And
1:15:44
then Anya pulls away and she gives that
1:15:46
look like let's go. And then everyone
1:15:48
in the room who was looking at
1:15:51
them like, oh, is
1:15:53
like, ew. No, Willow and
1:15:55
Tara are in like a laundry room
1:15:57
of sorts or some kind of little room. And they're
1:16:00
trying to move a soda machine against the door. And
1:16:02
Willow falls to the floor, and she's trying to
1:16:05
use her mind to move the soda machine. Trying
1:16:07
to carry it. And it kind of wobbles a
1:16:09
little, but she can't make it happen. And Tara's
1:16:11
watching this all happen. And then
1:16:13
she like just timidly goes to hold Willow's
1:16:16
hand. I love this part. I think
1:16:18
it's so great. Like Tara does a really good job
1:16:20
with this. And it's really sweet, but
1:16:22
also you're like, you two are badasses and I
1:16:24
think you can do this together. Oh yeah. And
1:16:27
they look at each other right in the eyes and
1:16:29
then they whip their heads around to look at the
1:16:31
soda machine. And it just like flies across the room
1:16:33
to the door. And they're just
1:16:35
like, what just happened? But
1:16:38
they don't have time to really ponder it because we're
1:16:40
back at the tower. And Buffy follows
1:16:42
one of those crazy little guys up the stairs.
1:16:44
And this is when she sees that little alter
1:16:46
with all the hearts on it. She
1:16:49
gets restrained by some of these little gremlins and
1:16:51
the gentlemen are kind of hovering towards her. One
1:16:54
of them grabs a scalpel and is like, let's
1:16:56
go girls. And luckily Riley
1:16:59
shoots lightning at them
1:17:01
from his like upgraded taser. As one does.
1:17:03
I was like, that was straight up lightning.
1:17:06
But she gets, they're distracted. So she gets
1:17:08
the upper hand. And
1:17:11
then a gentleman sneaks up behind her and stabs
1:17:13
her with the scalpel. Right when she thinks she
1:17:15
has the upper hand. Yeah. And
1:17:17
she gets restrained by the little gremlins and
1:17:19
she looks at the heart alter and notices
1:17:21
that wooden box and remembers it from her
1:17:23
dream. So she gestures at Riley
1:17:25
like pointing at it. And he
1:17:27
just rears back and he looks like Zoolander
1:17:29
doing blue steel. Like he's just like, I'm
1:17:31
gonna save the day. And the video like
1:17:34
slows down as he dramatically smashes a bottle
1:17:36
next to the box. So wrong thing. And
1:17:38
shatters it. And he just like looks up
1:17:40
like, I did it. And she rolls her
1:17:42
eyes at him like, no. And she's like
1:17:45
the box. So he smashes the
1:17:47
box and all the white wisps fly out
1:17:49
out through the window. One floats
1:17:51
down Buffy's throat and she
1:17:53
takes a deep breath and
1:17:55
just screams. And she screams
1:17:57
so long. It's a long.
1:18:00
This long scream and
1:18:02
the gentlemen all shudder and they're grasping to
1:18:04
cover their ears, but they're like seizing up
1:18:07
and your heads all explode in this
1:18:09
torrent of just disgusting yellow sludge. And
1:18:11
it is so gross and
1:18:13
so awesome all at the same time.
1:18:16
I loved it. It's such
1:18:18
a good ending to it. I love this scene too.
1:18:20
This was, this was so fun to play. And this
1:18:22
was a, we had stunt coordinators working with us because
1:18:24
of all that fighting that led up to this moment.
1:18:28
I happened to be the gentleman with the scalpel that was
1:18:30
coming at her and stabbed her in the back. And
1:18:32
I did to show you
1:18:35
how loyal this crew is that was
1:18:37
working behind the scenes on this show.
1:18:41
When I, of course, when I'm working with an
1:18:44
actor and there's a sharp thing coming at them,
1:18:46
we, I like to, you know, to make sure,
1:18:48
are you comfortable with this? Let me
1:18:50
know how much pressure is too much pressure so that
1:18:52
I can choreograph myself to not hurt you. We're
1:18:55
having this discussion, Sarah Michelle and
1:18:58
I, and after we were done, I
1:19:00
got back to my starting place where I was going
1:19:02
to float in and give her like a, to the
1:19:04
back. Now you didn't actually see Blade hit back. So
1:19:07
I was going to do it with my, with my knuckles. So she knew
1:19:09
I was there. Somebody
1:19:11
from the crew, I don't know if it was a, one
1:19:14
of the camera assistants or somebody came up to me and
1:19:16
hence it got in my face and said, just
1:19:18
remember she's number one on the
1:19:20
call sheet. Yes, sir. Yes. I
1:19:23
get it. I don't
1:19:25
want to ruin your show for you. Oh my
1:19:27
God. They were all very protective of her. You
1:19:30
can imagine how many fight scenes that you
1:19:32
woman had over the course of this show.
1:19:35
Yeah, seriously. And, you know, and I'm, she
1:19:37
might've been hurt before, you know, like on
1:19:39
one. And so they were just very like,
1:19:41
do not be the next one who does that
1:19:43
to her. You know, you will be ever with
1:19:45
you. But
1:19:48
it was actually, you know, even though I didn't take personal
1:19:50
offense, I totally understood where that came from. And
1:19:53
so I was the first head to pop
1:19:55
open and explode. And
1:19:57
a little trick, what came out of
1:19:59
our heads. What they used was, and
1:20:01
they replaced me quickly with
1:20:04
a fake head that
1:20:06
had explosion capabilities that my own skull
1:20:08
doesn't do. And
1:20:10
what came out of it was macaroni
1:20:12
and cheese with green food coloring in
1:20:14
it. Oh my God! Oh!
1:20:16
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's cool to know. That's so disgusting.
1:20:18
You'll never look at mac and cheese the same again, right?
1:20:21
No, no. And I have young kids,
1:20:23
so I look at macaroni and cheese daily. Yeah,
1:20:25
exactly, that's a staple in your house. Yeah, some green
1:20:27
food coloring in it. Oh, that's interesting. I can't
1:20:29
wait to look at that scene though. I don't
1:20:31
know that. Knowing everything we know now, I wanna
1:20:34
go back and rewatch. I know, this is fun
1:20:36
to know. Thank you for all
1:20:38
these, this is really fun. Right, and by
1:20:40
the way, my hands were up here while
1:20:42
I was feeling the pain with
1:20:44
the scream. And I had to get
1:20:47
my hands down to the sides because the dummy that
1:20:49
they built that was gonna explode did not have hands
1:20:51
up here. Yeah, see how to quickly. That's
1:20:54
why I kinda went still before they cut back
1:20:56
to me. Oh, that's so cool to know though.
1:20:59
I love that. Macaroni. Macaroni, look at
1:21:01
that. And that's a wrap. And that's
1:21:03
a wrap on that, on the gentlemen
1:21:05
at least. And at
1:21:07
that point, all we really have left is Riley
1:21:10
and Buffy worried about their relationship now,
1:21:12
being like, well, what are you and
1:21:14
what are mine? That's
1:21:16
weird. And how does this affect our future together?
1:21:18
Exactly, is this awesome or is
1:21:20
it not? And we do get
1:21:22
a quick scene of Willow and Tara kind
1:21:25
of like just trying to suss
1:21:27
out what was going on here. And
1:21:29
Willow asked Tara how long she's been practicing
1:21:31
because Tara was like, I was trying to
1:21:33
find you to do a spell to help
1:21:35
get people's voices back. And Willow's
1:21:37
like, how long have you been practicing? And Tara
1:21:39
is very quiet and timid and she calls her.
1:21:41
Always, I mean, since
1:21:44
I am with Willow. My mom,
1:21:46
she had a lot of power. Thank
1:21:53
you. And Willow, always a humble queen
1:21:55
says, oh, I'm not,
1:21:58
I don't have much. in the
1:22:00
way of power. Really, I mean, most of
1:22:02
my potions come out soup.
1:22:06
Besides, spells going awry,
1:22:09
friends in danger. Definitely nothing
1:22:12
special. And Tara
1:22:14
stares at her meaningfully, telling her, no,
1:22:16
you are. And they smile at each
1:22:18
other and you say, oh, they like
1:22:20
each other. Forget Oz. He's
1:22:22
old. So old
1:22:24
news, old news. At Giles's, we get him
1:22:26
asking, this kind of broke my heart a
1:22:29
little bit, because he asked Olivia
1:22:31
if it was her best visit ever. And
1:22:33
she tells him that when he used to talk about
1:22:35
witchcraft and stuff like that, she thought he was just
1:22:37
being pretentious. And he's like, well, I was, but I
1:22:39
was also telling the truth. And
1:22:41
she says, everything, is everything
1:22:44
true? And he says, the monsters are
1:22:46
definitely true. And she says, that's scary.
1:22:48
And he says, too scary. And she
1:22:50
says, I don't know. And he
1:22:52
looks really sad. And I was like, you
1:22:54
gotta hang in there with him. He needs a new love
1:22:56
interest. It's been so long. And Joyce, I guess.
1:23:00
Yeah, that's true. Joyce for a moment.
1:23:03
But we then see Riley showing up at Buffy's
1:23:05
dorm and they're kind of being awkward with each
1:23:07
other. They sit across from each other on the
1:23:09
beds and he's like, I guess
1:23:11
we need to talk. And she says, I
1:23:13
guess we do. And the shot just pans
1:23:16
back into hushed silence. You did
1:23:18
that. Great
1:23:21
cinematic cliffhanger. Oh,
1:23:23
yeah, exactly. So
1:23:25
that that's hush. And I
1:23:28
think it's a phenomenal episode. It really
1:23:30
is my favorite episode. And it's a
1:23:32
lot of people's favorite episode. And again,
1:23:34
that is in part mostly to you
1:23:36
in your performance. So good. Yeah, you
1:23:38
and Camden. Yes. Thank you. That's
1:23:40
really sweet. I think the show
1:23:43
had a good following all already.
1:23:48
No one was watching it. And then this came and
1:23:50
it changed everything.
1:23:52
Yeah, exactly. But also, thank you so
1:23:54
much for giving us all that behind
1:23:56
the scenes stuff. It's fascinating. People
1:23:59
who love the show love it. to hear that stuff. We
1:24:01
love to hear that stuff. They're going to be
1:24:03
so excited. Yeah. Oh, well, thank you. I
1:24:05
think you have, you touch on
1:24:07
fashion at some point. Yes. Yes. And
1:24:09
may I say, can I put my vote
1:24:12
in right now? Of course. Sure. For the
1:24:14
most fashionable would have been indeed the gentleman.
1:24:16
Absolutely. Those long black suits and the ties
1:24:19
and the high collars was
1:24:21
a look that I absolutely loved. And it
1:24:23
was so fitted to each one of us.
1:24:27
When I was going to be going to the Oscars
1:24:29
for the first time, it was with Pan's Labyrinth. And
1:24:32
I'm like, well, gosh, what am I going to wear?
1:24:34
And I was not famous enough for Armani to come
1:24:36
looking for me. So,
1:24:38
you know, this is because that was like 2007 was
1:24:40
the Oscars for Pan's Labyrinth. They
1:24:45
had like six nominations that night. And I was the
1:24:47
only, I was only American in the movie
1:24:49
that spoke English as a first language. They didn't want
1:24:51
me to do some press on the red carpet. What
1:24:54
am I going to wear? So I thought
1:24:56
I looked really hot in that gentleman's suit.
1:24:58
I love it. I
1:25:01
don't know how I still had the number
1:25:03
for I had a contact of some sort
1:25:05
for the costume department. I said, what, what
1:25:07
were we wearing? Is it around? Is it
1:25:09
in storage somewhere? Can I borrow it? And
1:25:12
they said, well, no, there's a problem. I
1:25:14
don't know what happened. But they said, we
1:25:16
got them from some store that specialized in
1:25:18
Western wear. Oh,
1:25:20
of course. Now I get it. It was like that old, like, you
1:25:22
know, the the flat black
1:25:24
rimmed hat that would go with that maybe and
1:25:27
like, where you come in on a horse and
1:25:29
you're like the tax collector or something. More, yeah,
1:25:31
more, more like a dastardly, you know, businessman and
1:25:33
back in
1:25:38
that era. So I did I
1:25:40
went to that store and I got fitted for
1:25:42
I got my own I bought my own gentleman's
1:25:44
suit that I've worn several times to several occasions
1:25:46
over the years. That is cool.
1:25:49
Amazing, amazing notion. I love that
1:25:51
you were just like, I looked
1:25:53
really good. And
1:25:56
I did I wore a white tie with a white shirt and I
1:25:59
kind of changed my eyes. accents that were different shoes that
1:26:01
had, you know, they were black and white, like
1:26:03
spectators, like looking in shoes. And
1:26:06
when you get asked on the red carpet,
1:26:08
what are you wearing, right? Who are you
1:26:11
wearing? It's like, oh, well, I
1:26:13
would bring up Buffy and like this is
1:26:16
what came started in Buffy and I altered it a
1:26:18
bit. Yeah, I love that. And
1:26:22
I agree with you. I was gonna say my fashion
1:26:24
and was the gentleman tailored suits. They
1:26:27
love a tailored suit. They win the episode.
1:26:29
Yeah. Right. Yeah,
1:26:32
truly. Definitely. That
1:26:35
was really amazing. And seriously, Doug,
1:26:37
Dougie, Dougie, because we're friends. This
1:26:41
was really amazing for both of us. Like
1:26:43
I am a big fan. I've been a
1:26:45
big fan since Pan's Labyrinth and Hocus Pocus.
1:26:47
Those are like knowing that you
1:26:50
held the mods in your mouth for Hocus Pocus
1:26:52
after they that the commitment to the role. Like
1:26:54
I tell everyone that when we watch it. I
1:26:56
told my kids, I was like, he really had
1:26:58
malances in his mouth. You were the one to
1:27:00
tell me. Yeah. So this was really awesome. And
1:27:02
like, thank you so much for taking the time
1:27:04
to do this for us. We really appreciate it.
1:27:06
It's been a great treat. Thank you so much.
1:27:09
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1:27:16
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