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Just confused as why anybody would ever

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subject themselves to a roast. I

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reached that level of success while I would

1:05

be comfortable with my friends making

1:07

jokes out of whatever low points I have my

1:09

life. And then I'm supposed to get

1:11

up there and make nice jokes about you. Nah,

1:13

let's go and change some friendships, brother. All

1:16

right. We're going to get to the roast day because I have lots of

1:18

roast thoughts. But first, I wanted to

1:20

say something to the people who may be watching on

1:22

YouTube. You may be noticing that I'm wearing the same

1:24

shirt that I was wearing in the last show we

1:26

did. And sometimes that happens because we

1:28

shoot two things in one day. But that's not what happened today.

1:31

What happened today was I got up,

1:34

I brushed my teeth, I go, I

1:36

work out, I have a protein shake

1:38

and I'm washing out the container from

1:40

the protein shake and

1:42

I start the water to running. And I'm like,

1:44

hey, this water is

1:47

shockingly tolerable considering the fact that I put it

1:49

on all the way hot. And

1:52

so we ain't got no hot water in here

1:54

right now. Now, this is part of the work

1:56

from home revolution. It's an inconvenience

1:59

for me, but it's not That a catastrophe your

2:01

that mortgage and a nobody else you have

2:03

a me i'm a spell i sandwich is

2:05

but a lighthouse self right now it a

2:07

the worst thing in a world ah I

2:10

gotta get on airplanes not too long after

2:12

we do this doves though I am go

2:14

have to get around his brother battalion a

2:16

hot water goes out over here advice in

2:18

the if i got a city the of

2:21

ufos straight day that my city to have

2:23

a foe straight days but I've not he

2:25

of what i call waterfall no sir. And

2:28

stuff man we had to do it before

2:30

we got like as some tankless water heater

2:32

my house and we've figured it out now.

2:34

We got him by the suppose be like

2:36

the kind and stuff like the gardeners stuff

2:38

goes out. some found that we had it

2:40

go out a few times. Unfortunately my wife's

2:43

family live in Dc so we go over

2:45

there but when it goes out late at

2:47

night. Yeah we all

2:49

had some cause hours in is

2:51

miserable. Is yours? Red blooded used

2:53

to be life. right? Like

2:55

there was a time I guess that that

2:57

like I just never thought about this. not

3:00

it's bad they were bull water intake bass

3:02

will never know know what is what it

3:04

is our this I had thought about right

3:06

our ah will run and water hit the

3:08

streets. The. Hot

3:10

water hit the streets at the same time. Know

3:15

I would say no. I.

3:17

Will be my guess. Fear my guess would

3:19

be died or underwater hit the streets at

3:21

night that had to street going up to

3:23

you automatically. Screwed

3:26

up the run an adult gotta go

3:28

to the Chris Africa looting and well.

3:31

Who's. Got to think about what you had their

3:33

rudder water know you can tell nobody you had

3:35

they're running water. You had to keep that or

3:37

the low. Otherwise you does have a lot of

3:39

people outside your house. All right these days is

3:41

what a killer see it says is hard about

3:44

it they want to see a bit was true.

3:46

That. I've are mad in stone or

3:48

people if they had hip hop artist bag

3:51

ban or just go to school with my

3:53

you probably do perry you it in a

3:55

pale as well as bad as to therefore

3:57

they're going to push button start. You

4:00

say that law degree of my luggage?

4:02

our watch Cherry About Water rises just

4:05

life by day of y'all y'all so

4:07

slow of a period on our way

4:09

out of my studio as a as

4:11

I can barely raised myself but. His

4:15

boss your life over have a loss on

4:17

bizarre dirty dirty girl come over here did

4:20

have a nice cosell off like what was

4:22

it like the bird dogs as wouldn't have

4:24

minded created a hero to waterboarded they got

4:26

going to bed. did it all? Live There

4:28

will be a day like it. Was the

4:30

first time you go to a hobby healthy. They got

4:32

a d. S

4:35

crazy yet I am a did the

4:37

Tv walk us through in our lifetime?

4:39

The internet to. Hear.

4:41

As we like to, the Internet came around

4:43

around the same time when. A.

4:46

Young man to really appreciate internet. Yeah

4:48

though, it was a midfield your way

4:50

for that dial up to get them

4:52

those stupid and spaces I am blue

4:54

fixes but I'll go. Weight room with

4:57

dinner was righty.know to Eighty Seven, Grady

4:59

to accede. Imagine what it will be

5:01

like if a dicey Ninety Six puts

5:03

it. Sounds. Like you got hold

5:05

of and I see that he says Peter Audio

5:08

Computer I doubt. I'd

5:10

ride close by computer to same so i wouldn't

5:12

do it on a specific cook is due to

5:14

the him look like a court room deaths. Of

5:18

is critical. What? Is happening there.

5:20

Ah had a that like nato.

5:23

Well. I hate the also cable legs different were

5:25

cable was a big deal why ready for the

5:27

friend were cable was a big deal but I

5:29

mean it like this. I

5:32

remember. The. First time to my

5:34

parents came to my house or a

5:36

and loses of my parents are never

5:39

do with looking for reasons been one.

5:42

That he would they do okay by this has never

5:44

been. It is not a good down. I.

5:47

Will never forgive. My parents came to my

5:49

house and they saw it a H D

5:51

and this was his seven twenty P or

5:53

A. So like that that's where we were.

5:56

They saw that A even they were like

5:58

yo. and to

6:00

have it. I went

6:02

to my brother's house once and I saw

6:04

his HD in like 06 and I went

6:07

and got an HD TV.

6:09

It cost me $2,000 for a

6:11

37-inch and I had to have

6:13

it even though let me tell

6:16

you what I didn't have. $2,000

6:20

at all but I had

6:23

to have it. That's

6:25

one of the things you can't go back on. It's

6:27

real. It's a slap in your

6:30

own face every time after you see HD,

6:32

every time you turn that fuzzy shit on

6:34

at your own house. You're like, man, it

6:36

just embarrassing yourself. I got to do something about this.

6:38

Yeah, do this, right? It's the first time you went

6:40

to somebody's house and it was like, yo, I want

6:43

you like that. You probably used to be ashamed to

6:45

add, you had to be real thirsty for you

6:48

as people for water because you know they had to go

6:50

through something to go get it. And you were like, oh

6:52

man, I should have got some, I should have

6:54

drank some water before I left the house. They're like, nah, you

6:56

good. What you mean? And

6:58

then they go take that jar and they put it

7:00

under, watch this. And I think it had a crank

7:02

back there like a lever and they

7:04

pulled down that lever and that water came

7:06

out. Well,

7:11

that first

7:13

time, that first time you got that

7:15

warm shower. Yeah,

7:18

the water heater was, and that's a big

7:20

expensive appliance. So like, I feel like

7:22

the running water had to do a

7:24

lot of plumbing. So my guess

7:27

is a lot of people got it around

7:29

the same time because it like required a

7:31

big effort to make it happen. But now

7:33

water heater, you had to go buy

7:36

it yourself, boy. I Always

7:38

feel like, man, it's a lot of inventors

7:40

that we don't give enough credit, right? Like,

7:42

I don't know. And By the way, it's

7:44

been a long time since an adventure came

7:46

around that we decided we was going to

7:49

give individual props to. like, I don't mean,

7:51

I don't know how they do it in

7:53

schools now, but you know, we had the

7:55

Thomas Edison's and the lights, like we know

7:57

who invented the disc. We know who invented

7:59

to that. right? Maybe they had better

8:01

market or whatever, but as real can pay

8:03

even black people you know all of their

8:06

gear or the gear mortgage. He avoided the

8:08

traffic light for example, right? Like you know

8:10

we had we had I adored was the

8:12

com. The. Piano and a sweet potato

8:14

boss head of size a lot the laughing

8:16

when I heard about of the do who

8:18

made a super soaker. we made a big

8:20

deal. other added a black suit result of

8:22

an item I made a minimum in August.

8:25

Sam As and I then there's the way

8:27

have another bad by his the but they

8:29

did. They said they saw the day make

8:31

it big thing illegal prices. They put a

8:33

Jim Crow on his business like when his

8:35

ever do that a bit super so good.

8:37

but I feel like there's a whole bunch

8:39

the inventors throughout history that for whatever reason

8:41

we did not give them props even though

8:43

what they contributed. Was very very important so

8:45

I'd look. The traffic light. Was.

8:47

Very, very helpful. right? But.

8:50

The. South Side. You.

8:53

Could do work Would a southpaw right by? Get

8:55

it in. A city needs traffic lights that size

8:57

was the and as but. I feel

8:59

like get enough for the south side to the

9:01

traffic light is not as big a job. As.

9:03

He was where you got that how wanted proof.

9:06

Absolutely. That own will. Be.

9:09

Hot water to curb sayings everything it

9:11

went from us, appreciate and laugh really

9:13

does the transition for where we started.

9:16

A think, best thinks thinks if I

9:18

ask you to fire you recognize the

9:20

oh yeah. Both. About how people

9:22

smell. You know the

9:24

but bad would have my own know. When.

9:26

Got a live like our goods

9:29

F O attitude is every. Other:

9:34

we're gonna live like this like limits a

9:36

somebody else that I don't dig is nearly

9:38

enough credit. The. Inventor

9:40

of the late says god. Are

9:43

you feel movement still with us? A

9:45

mole? Live either say the least. As

9:47

many laws as he invents a small

9:49

pox the I already bail out of

9:51

Quality of Life. We're having

9:53

to save lives is important also.

9:57

probably saved us from having some lot that

9:59

we didn't which is also very

10:01

good. But I think the best thing was,

10:03

and I think people assume from the men's

10:05

perspective, and because of two men talking, you

10:07

might assume from the men's perspective on

10:10

this also, but it really lowered the risk

10:13

of having sex for men and

10:15

women. And let's not BS it. Everybody

10:18

enjoys having sex. So the

10:20

idea that I assume that

10:23

the idea of actually having sex with somebody,

10:26

you have to have a much higher

10:28

threshold for trust and

10:31

faith and love and affection. Like,

10:34

hey, you can give me something, so I gotta really trust

10:36

you. We could also

10:38

be connected forever. So like, this ain't, I

10:40

can't just be handing this out. On both

10:43

sides, I can't just be handing this out,

10:45

and you can't just be handing this out.

10:47

No, no, huge game changer. Huge

10:50

game changer, huge game changer. And the funny

10:52

part is, I'm giving credit to the inventor

10:55

of the latex condom, but I actually

10:57

have far more questions about that man

10:59

off in the wilderness, off in that

11:01

cage, who was like, yo, we

11:03

got to come up with something, man. Like, what

11:05

did he see? What

11:08

did he witness? What

11:11

happened in his world? I

11:13

wanna know how many baby mamas he got. That's

11:15

what I wanna know. I wanna know

11:17

how many baby mamas he got. Or are

11:20

you talking about baby mamas? Or

11:23

what did he do to merit

11:25

that standing ovation? He

11:28

never wanted to hear again. What

11:34

did he encounter that

11:37

made him be like, hey, hey, hey,

11:39

hey, hey, we gotta start looking out. We

11:41

gotta start looking out for each other. Right? That's

11:44

possibly also, he went in and talked

11:47

to his physician. He's like, hey,

11:49

bro. Just

11:52

say, bro, you're gonna have to figure something out.

11:54

And he went back and- Imagine

11:59

back, imagine. The at birth births

12:01

bag beard actively Bree by wouldn't sue buddies

12:03

who you talk to about it. Where do

12:05

you go for as is really good salt

12:07

what if I manage the. Medicine

12:10

back then. also it of like when you

12:12

read about the like they would give you

12:14

poison and think that it was going like

12:17

literal poison. My own august go to help

12:19

or not A was put in his wouldn't

12:21

borax which is like ah in Second Roads

12:24

poison in spoiled milk because they thought that

12:26

it made a fresher because there was strong

12:28

enough to eliminate the odor like all the

12:30

other stuff. The day with the one and

12:33

a was yeah so that it was a

12:35

high risk endeavor it was a very high

12:37

risk of them. Trial and error

12:39

seems to have been the approach for that

12:41

at that point in Madison Ave. Someone else

12:44

did they do right Leg Was that the

12:46

out his clinical trials and everything else they

12:48

know it says is given a name to

12:50

it. Baghdad Dallas didn't like Woody the what

12:53

do you think we should do well until

12:55

he until you think it's. Yo.

12:57

No. Dearth of it if

12:59

on everywhere with the thrive right? A lie. yeah I

13:01

gotta be out of that at Mz. ones are green.

13:04

See I have the a huge is either

13:07

way or you could go home but other

13:09

think about a for you say or or

13:11

or I tell you what I got over

13:13

here right now. I. Guess

13:15

is missing. okay

13:17

I this this sort it out there the

13:19

day the best a distorted out there. The.

13:22

Agree that the hot water and we give

13:24

a lot of credit for Like Anti Biotics

13:26

as advancement and like. Killing.

13:28

And vaccines is that in preventing in

13:30

defeating infections were hot water probably did

13:32

it did away with a lotta effects

13:35

is who are like go walk to

13:37

go wash Yes I usually consists. Of

13:40

say if we don't know that person's name,

13:43

doubly. And. That

13:45

Bertha deserve the monument. About

13:48

a day I have a lot out of

13:50

we are unable to. Really good idea may

13:52

I read as a good? Seriously? was races

13:54

good says. Good. Said by oh

13:56

my goodness of his leg and as is is

13:58

retarded. Did you know.

14:01

Said the Pacers after game to so

14:03

the a the gop a semi finals

14:06

against the next. The pace

14:08

is filed a complaint. Over.

14:10

Seventy eight calls.

14:15

Seventy. Eight the end

14:17

of game wine I get. The.

14:20

Phantom Foot the reversed

14:22

file. And

14:25

then the screen like those are

14:27

really bad cause. I understand.

14:29

the concept that everyone says is like

14:31

yeah, they'll bounce them out over the

14:33

course of a series and a season

14:35

and will help me right now. But.

14:38

I'll also. Add

14:40

Coach my son's eleven your life about

14:42

thing. And as not and I hate

14:44

more. Than. A little as

14:46

as complaining about the referees. Suzuka

14:48

is gonna happen and I'm sorry

14:50

Carla recognize that this is party

14:52

a job and like part of

14:54

it is gamesmanship. Part. Of it

14:57

is psychologically like communicating with your team in

14:59

part of it is actually. Pushing.

15:01

The refs to make different calls but how want to

15:03

hear it like that? It never goes over well with

15:05

meat as it is is something a deer. I.

15:08

Don't know if I was in as it's ways it am.

15:10

I write a letter to when I want to hear you talk

15:12

about it which would I need as a as we go

15:14

play better. Now I have by and

15:16

large as they gallagher these things are most

15:18

for like golfers he had were lives right

15:20

like this is the just got of is

15:22

a you hit a were like that that

15:25

by a large where I am but. There's.

15:28

Something different about the and Be A vs

15:30

all the other leagues and is a lot

15:32

of small day in. It's not an exaggeration.

15:36

The. N B A Yeah most people that think

15:38

the game T. The.

15:41

Any other lead. By. Does

15:43

out right. Absolutely. Believe. The.

15:45

Game is T. They feel like the really

15:47

have to do all this because they're not

15:50

every single person. But. It

15:52

is a not insignificant proportion

15:54

of people in the and

15:56

be a who believe believe

15:58

that gave. I'm. Not saying that

16:01

he and I want to be clear. But. You would

16:03

be dishonest to act like baddies indicates their

16:05

accomplices. Robbie A be A about that the

16:07

that I don't think you go ahead in

16:09

these are the sports is so I think

16:11

that contributes to when they feel like others

16:14

gone all would arrest or whatever. maybe it's

16:16

persecution complex whatever it is right But you

16:18

know like every time you see it as

16:20

though the internet against six comes around here

16:22

by the who they all these is got

16:24

boss of oh they says or of the

16:26

does this all these interrupted or that. That.

16:29

the people outside the it be a

16:31

you might be they get inside the

16:33

and be as a for to reasonable

16:35

to think of see the on was

16:37

it the beginning at the beginning of

16:40

season or wanted a player podcast they

16:42

were talking about man is a terrible

16:44

podcast and but anyway the point where

16:46

there were two former players talking about

16:48

how. They knew exactly before they win

16:50

a game how difficult it was going to

16:52

be to win his game. Because it was

16:54

a they wanted to force a game seven

16:56

and it was is kind of mind blown

16:58

how matter of fact he was. It was

17:00

a vet player til it's or a younger

17:02

player and Ben A went on to happen.

17:04

But I'll say a couple things about. Which.

17:07

Were saying. One. Thing is why

17:09

I think there's so much. so many

17:11

questions around it is it feels like

17:13

the most objective. Of like

17:15

refereeing experiences and it's easy

17:17

stressing now with all the

17:19

access to video that we

17:21

have. Like. I can

17:23

find in the course of a game,

17:26

let alone comparing across games, I've been

17:28

fine. Easy. Three or

17:30

four calls that were called at one point down

17:32

called it the other point. So.

17:34

That inconsistency and the like judgment nature

17:36

I was incidental when you use vague

17:39

as word like that like this contact

17:41

with incidental and is sometimes you call

17:43

it afoul of you since a bio

17:45

weapon in and sometimes you don't like.

17:48

that old push you into directed of

17:50

or lisa gives you the fodder. I

17:52

think to say that it's ah is

17:55

rich in the last thing. I'm

17:58

a whispered is one. If

18:00

I ran the NBA, I

18:02

would wreck that shit. My

18:08

money riding on that. You think I'm a,

18:10

I'm a sin Victor women,

18:12

Yama to Sacramento.

18:14

So they can ruin my cash

18:17

cow. Oh, oh, hell nah. You

18:20

think that I'm gonna let them do

18:22

something foolish with LeBron James? Because this

18:24

league, we know more

18:26

than any other league, this league

18:28

rides and falls on how important their

18:30

stars are. And it's normally one or

18:33

two stars at a time. And

18:36

when there's league stinks is cause we don't have

18:38

that. I ain't going to let y'all mess

18:40

up my golden goose. I'm a freezing

18:43

envelopes. I'm be sending Scott Fosse in.

18:45

I'll do whatever I got to do.

18:47

Keep this money flowing. Yo,

18:49

I'll be honest with you. Tim

18:53

Duncan. All right. David Robinson,

18:55

Tim Duncan and Victor went by Yama with

18:57

the San Antonio. Shaquille

19:00

O'Neal went to Orlando. Um,

19:05

Kevin Durant did not immediately go to Oklahoma city,

19:07

but that was what was going to happen and

19:09

he wound up going to Oklahoma

19:12

city, Zion Williamson went

19:14

to New Orleans. Um,

19:18

I'm just saying that ain't

19:20

how I would be rigging. Yeah.

19:23

LeBron, yeah. That's yeah.

19:25

Yeah. LeBron went to Cleveland. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

19:27

That's all I'm saying. If I was out here,

19:30

if I, if I was, uh, the executive vice

19:32

president of rigging, that would not,

19:34

that would, that would not be the approach that I

19:36

would take, like, I feel like they need to get

19:38

a little bit better at this. Actually,

19:41

they need to holler at me. I know the

19:43

best riggers. All right. I can put

19:45

you, I can put you down with a quality rigger.

19:48

That's that way. Everybody be clear. We are saying

19:50

rigor, which is not a synonym for naysayer. Yeah.

19:54

Yeah. I just forced that in because I thought it

19:56

was funny. Yeah. So does make sure they got it

19:58

right. You know what I'm saying? Like a lot of. If you might

20:00

not have got it, I wouldn't throw that naysayer

20:02

thing in there myself. I like it. You know

20:04

what I'm saying? Uh, that's what we worried, but

20:06

now this, uh, the Nick series is so funny.

20:08

Um, it looked like the Nick everybody getting tired

20:10

at one time, right? OG heard the hamstring. I

20:12

don't know. I didn't really see what happened with

20:14

Jayla Brunson, but they out there playing like a

20:16

college and they play at these seven dudes and

20:19

the wheels appear to be coming off, but what's so

20:21

wild Dominique, they bring a dude's head off the bench

20:23

and they do it all right. Almost like they could

20:26

have been playing. Yeah. The, um,

20:28

college thing is a fair point because

20:30

it's like younger bodies and shorter

20:32

games, and it's a sprint at the end

20:34

of the season, the NBA

20:36

playoffs is far from a sprint. Like

20:39

I, I've never participated in an NBA

20:41

regular season or playoffs, which. That's

20:43

another conversation. How ridiculous my football friends

20:45

are for thinking that they could play

20:48

an NBA. But yeah, I haven't done

20:50

that, but it seems quite

20:52

obvious that the post-season

20:54

feels for certain teams,

20:56

just as rigorous or more rigorous than

20:58

the regular season and

21:01

asking people to play this

21:03

level of intensity night after

21:05

night. And they ain't 22. Like

21:08

that's asking a lot and they've, they've lived up to

21:11

it up until this point, but it's starting to get

21:13

old fast. So they're going to lose to the Celtics

21:15

where they healthy or not, but hopefully they can hold

21:18

on to it for this pace of series because

21:20

they're a lot more fun than the pace, I gotta be honest.

21:22

Sorry, Indiana. But in the meantime,

21:24

good for the NBA. Look, the NBA, they

21:26

care about who wins, but what they really

21:29

care about is more games, like if you

21:31

watch season one of winning time on

21:33

HBO, the Lakers got the

21:35

number one seed in 1980 and they didn't

21:38

want it because if you get the number

21:40

one seed, you get a buy in

21:42

the first round and a buy in the first round

21:44

meant you get fewer home games, which meant you got

21:46

less of a profit. So ownership would rather that you

21:48

finish in the two or three seed or whatever seed

21:50

it would be to play in the first round. That's

21:53

an NBA once they want more games. Like they

21:55

don't pay for this. Just like you can pay

21:57

for the whole playoffs. No, they pay in. the

22:00

game and if they don't get the games, you

22:02

got to write them a check back. Don't

22:06

want to give it back. Don't nobody want to

22:08

ever give it back. And the NBA, yeah, I

22:10

think the local, that was a big thing in

22:12

NFL too with local TV money or excuse me,

22:15

not TV, like local and I

22:17

guess NFL games are a lot more people.

22:19

So concessions probably does a lot better. Ticket

22:21

sales probably do a lot better, but the

22:23

individual owners, man, they wanted

22:25

playoff games so bad because all

22:27

the players got paid through the

22:29

regular season. And then we all got

22:32

paid the same for postseason games, which

22:34

was like nominal for most teams like

22:37

for most, yeah, most players like $25,000, $30,000, something like

22:39

that for every player that

22:42

played in the game. And then

22:44

they get a whole sold out

22:46

playoff crowd that's spinning and I

22:49

don't know what they had playoff prices. Oh, at playoff prices.

22:52

I know they was lying to us about how much they

22:54

was raking in, but I know it was a lot. You

22:56

know what though? You just brought up something I forgot about.

22:58

We're going to get to this after the

23:00

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23:02

thing about Austin Rivers saying that it's not

23:04

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I think this because was more controversial because

28:58

people don't like Austin, right? Not

29:00

even when he was a child. I mean, if

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my teenage driving child, I don't mean like it

29:04

was five years old. He was probably cute dead

29:07

or something, you know what I'm saying? But he

29:09

just, he hit people like that. But he said

29:11

there are probably 30 guys in the NBA who

29:13

could play in the NFL and there are not

29:16

30 guys in the NFL who could play in

29:18

the NBA. And then JJ Watt, who by the

29:20

way, right now doesn't have a job himself, said

29:22

that Austin Rivers doesn't have a job in either

29:24

one. So I'm like, damn, what's this guy to

29:27

do with him? He ain't saying he

29:29

could play in the NFL. I think you're

29:31

right about the Austin Rivers point about

29:33

people probably being predisposed to not liking

29:35

him. Then you multiply by the fact

29:38

that he's given this take in front

29:40

of a mural of four versions of

29:42

himself playing basketball. He ain't

29:44

the most likable character, but that don't

29:46

mean he wrong. Like I would

29:48

like to have solidarity with him, but let's

29:51

be clear, man. They are

29:53

as athletic as football players, but

29:55

they also six five. And

29:58

so like the. The,

30:01

and this is a point I made on my show when we

30:03

were talking about it is there

30:06

was a time when you could

30:08

have a blue collar like

30:10

worker in the NBA, like a

30:13

construction worker, essentially,

30:15

that was not super technically

30:17

skilled. That time is over.

30:19

The NBA is full of surgeons, full

30:22

of computer science majors, full of

30:24

engineers. Everybody is. And

30:27

so the fact of the matter remains

30:29

in the NFL, we

30:31

got a couple, we got a few positions, a

30:34

lot of positions where you just got to be

30:36

athletic and there's no shortage

30:38

of athletes in the NBA. And

30:40

if you telling me Paulo

30:43

Bank Carroll's footwork at 6'10

30:45

in his frame, you're telling me he

30:47

can't be a pass rusher or a

30:50

tackle. Stop it. You're

30:52

telling me that like Kyrie can't run routes

30:54

and catch Kyrie might be one of the

30:56

guys that could actually play quarterback because his

30:59

hand eye coordination, that's the difference maker is

31:01

I think quarterback is a

31:03

hard position. You're not going to just be

31:05

able to throw anybody over there and play quarterback, although Jalen Suggs might

31:07

be able to do it. But for the

31:09

most part, a lot of the other positions are just

31:11

like a test of like raw athleticism

31:15

and they got that. And even

31:17

our best and the thing that I

31:20

did this, I was talking to Kevin Clark about this and

31:23

he was saying that I was wrong. Football players could. I

31:25

was like, Hey, you ever heard of Julius Peppers?

31:28

Yeah. Rank him of an

31:30

all time athletes in football. Were

31:32

you top five, top 10, top 25 all time? He

31:36

was a mediocre college basketball player, guys. Let's

31:40

be real. I would love to think that.

31:42

And then the one differentiating factor that really

31:44

makes people sound silly is when they

31:47

desperate, they like, but they can't take a

31:49

hit. Okay. Maybe

31:52

a few of them would crumble

31:55

up if they took a hit. But

31:57

by and large, these motherfuckers is tough. This

32:00

is spoken by someone who's never been in a

32:02

fight or watched a fight of real

32:04

basketball players at some point We are not

32:06

there's not like some special toughness that football

32:08

players have I think all football players Have

32:11

this level of toughness because they've been tested.

32:14

I think most basketball players probably do too They

32:16

just haven't been put in that situation I

32:18

know I'm going on for a while But the last thing is

32:21

all of us became football players because we were the

32:23

third best hoopers in our school That's

32:25

what happened. That's what happened We were the third

32:27

best hoopers in our school and we thought oh,

32:29

but I'm the best football player like come on

32:32

You think we want to be LeBron James? Yes

32:36

Then being like a safety like

32:38

let's be serious so One

32:42

point that I would make is I've seen guys

32:45

Great example Antonio Gates, right? Antonio

32:47

Gates was a college basketball player.

32:50

Antonio Gates did not play college

32:53

football Antonio Gates is

32:55

top five all-time at his

32:58

position in football I

33:00

have seen Jimmy Graham be a

33:02

media mediocre is kind mediocre

33:05

college basketball player I saw it with

33:07

my own eyes one year of college

33:09

football and became Unlegent

33:11

French all the favor as he's

33:14

not gonna make it I don't think but he was

33:16

he performed at such a level of Jimmy Graham play

33:18

like that on Super Bowl winning teams Right.

33:20

We're talking about a guy that if he plays for

33:23

the Chiefs Yeah with patch my house

33:25

he's going to the he's going to the Hall of

33:27

Fame, right? We've seen a granite I'm saying

33:29

a lot of these guys are tight ends But

33:31

there are basketball skills that transferred to football

33:34

Randy Moss is a basketball player You have

33:36

to remember right so that going up for

33:38

the ball and boxing people out and all

33:40

of that stuff and people finding the past

33:43

Resident stuff you're 100% correct. I can't think

33:45

of the guy who played college. They played

33:47

in the NBA After

33:49

not playing basketball for some period of

33:51

time that that has not happened number

33:53

two The

33:55

reason that we know that what we're

33:58

saying is true is very simple Any

34:03

of us who have been around

34:05

a college with a

34:08

Division I athletic program, we

34:11

have all seen the same thing happen.

34:13

And what is that thing? It

34:16

is in intramurals, the

34:18

team full of football players gets

34:21

itself to the semi-finals,

34:24

or maybe even the finals where

34:27

they meet their doom when

34:30

they face up with the law school, or

34:33

they face up with the med

34:35

school, which is full

34:37

of former basketball players in their

34:39

previous lives. And they lose to

34:42

them every time.

34:45

The football team should win intramural

34:47

at the highest level at every

34:50

school. It never goes that

34:52

way because them big dudes be running them lanes

34:54

and they be doing all that stuff. But

34:56

when it gets to a point where somebody

34:58

got a dribble, it all goes out the window. I

35:02

think that they don't appreciate how

35:04

technically skilled it is. We have this

35:06

conversation every year around the, or every

35:08

four years around the World Cup. It's

35:11

like, we just had our athletes play that. We would

35:14

dominate. Like the fact of the matter is it's possible,

35:16

but soccer is a global game and

35:19

basketball also is a global game. Football

35:21

is a local game. Basketball

35:24

has fewer guys that make it. The

35:26

guys, there are, I would say

35:28

most good college players don't

35:30

make it to the NBA. Why

35:33

do y'all think? You know, like because

35:35

they're coming from everywhere and there's only like

35:37

500 spots or

35:40

less than that. They like,

35:43

I appreciate it. I played ball with Birdman when

35:45

he got suspended when I was in Denver and

35:47

he came out there and he handled the ball

35:49

and shot better

35:52

than everybody. And they wouldn't

35:54

even let that man, they'd yell at him if he

35:56

took a shot on the court. Like the skill level

35:58

is an absurd level and anybody. who thinks that

36:00

just cause you an athlete, you can go

36:02

over there and do it is out of

36:04

their, their minds. No, no, no, it's basketball.

36:06

Also people

36:09

around the world, their criticism of Americans as

36:11

it relates to soccer and why America can't

36:13

be good at soccer is Americans overrated athleticism.

36:17

And that's to me, I thought been

36:20

part of the lesson of the rise

36:22

of yokage is there is a, the

36:24

way that Larry Bird, Larry Bird can still

36:26

play today no matter how athletic all these

36:28

other guys are, right? Because there's the hand-eye

36:31

coordination all that stuff you talked about, you

36:33

know, you're talking about Kyrie. That stuff still

36:35

matters a great deal. Now, of course we're

36:37

watching yokage get overwhelmed by athleticism. So I'm

36:39

not pretending as though it doesn't matter at

36:41

all or in that game, but in soccer,

36:43

being good at soccer is

36:46

a little bit more important than

36:48

having like the bombest athletes in the world out

36:51

there playing soccer. And at basketball, you've got to

36:53

be good at basketball. Think about how good at

36:55

basketball Jalen Brown is. And we spent all last

36:57

year just being like, well not all just once

36:59

it mattered, being like, yeah, but he can't dribble.

37:01

By the way, I saw him take somebody left

37:04

in dunk the other day. I don't know if

37:06

he's been doing that all year long, but it

37:08

seems like he spent some time in the summer

37:10

working on his left hand. I wouldn't

37:12

know because I don't waste my time watching them right

37:14

now until they get a real challenge. Oh

37:17

my God, I have no interest in watching them for

37:19

the rest of the, the rest of this series. I

37:22

don't, I don't, I was, I forget who I was

37:24

always. I think I was always Vinny. And we were

37:26

trying to come up with like, maybe somebody give Boston

37:28

a test. And my thing was, well maybe, cause Cleveland's

37:31

problem is they got them tall dudes, who ain't

37:33

big dudes. And I'm like, okay, well maybe they

37:35

got those tall dudes. Boston doesn't really have big,

37:37

they just got tall. And so maybe they could

37:39

give Boston some protonati. That,

37:42

that won't be happening guys. We're saying this in

37:44

advance of game two, by the way. So for

37:46

all I know, since as this has been recorded,

37:48

all I know the Cavs maybe won by 30.

37:51

I don't know, but I doubt it. Yeah,

37:54

that, I mean the skill, the differential is

37:56

a huge one. And Then there's the height

37:59

component. Where Like, Yeah, jail in Branson

38:01

exists. But. Come on

38:03

guys! Let's be

38:05

serious. Like Myles Garrett would have to be

38:07

a guard. Come on

38:10

guys, I've seen him. He's athletic,

38:12

but. He's. He's a he's

38:14

a posts player dies if he is

38:16

it a player like that level athleticism

38:18

is would six ten seven foot guys

38:21

like were level of coordinates and I

38:23

guess is sixteen. Got. Right

38:25

as this Adena I am I

38:27

Where your. Mouth. Gear It

38:29

has sixteen brother who played in the Mbs. There

38:32

you go as a lab and maybe

38:34

some. I did call Miles here in

38:36

of Lincoln said as our very my

38:38

gears bow years brother was a do

38:40

They saw Williams who played at Boston

38:42

College. Even. Six did

38:44

do. ah. I watched

38:46

him at the two thousand six a

38:48

cc tournaments. ah the hasbro tried to

38:50

go up all him on to hey

38:52

It and he said it to half

38:54

court. Saw.

38:57

Way insisted to half

39:00

court. Sour.

39:03

Know who the hell of a pass rusher? Bit

39:08

good beer but we've started earlier about the

39:10

dow Brady rolled out ethos a glimpse of

39:12

it, You watched it. a villa you had

39:14

say feel of I had about whether I'd

39:16

be willing to be roasted. I will remain

39:18

eyes out. Think that I. Am

39:21

tough enough to to deal with

39:23

that lies. I. Just don't get

39:25

the point. I've read it. Actually

39:27

enjoy the Rosa by was funny. I

39:30

was surprised that the the I'm the

39:32

jokes that they allowed to be told

39:34

like. From. Brady's perspective and like

39:37

this from a general like politically correct

39:39

present. well they are we doing this

39:41

again. Okay cool let's do it. Was

39:43

getting on how black the word who

39:45

called and a lot of people gay

39:47

like a whole litany a like Jewish

39:49

jokes which I'm like right now if

39:52

would sell what to do right now

39:54

we're gonna prasad how Css know what

39:56

to do right now but it all

39:58

day lead at all slotted. It

40:00

was a funny thing, but I couldn't help but think

40:04

would I be able to handle this? Probably no.

40:06

And also the whole time I was

40:08

like, ain't his kids like teenagers age?

40:11

Like they, they got to go to

40:13

school tomorrow. The

40:15

way they was talking about his, they mama like

40:18

that's a lot, man. I

40:20

couldn't know the roast, the roast. My

40:24

mother retired, I guess

40:27

it was seven years ago, my mother retired. And

40:32

they told me and my brother

40:35

that the retirement was

40:37

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40:40

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40:43

speak. And we

40:45

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40:47

told us that it was

40:49

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40:52

inconceivable to me and my brother that

40:55

they knew what they were saying. Right?

40:58

Like it didn't, like, are you, what are you talking about? Cause

41:01

here's the thing. We

41:04

not about to do this. We,

41:08

we, we, the

41:10

two of us will not

41:12

be roasting my mother. We

41:16

don't, we don't really have the tools for this.

41:18

I don't really know how to, how

41:20

to like, maybe my pops, my

41:22

mom, we're not, not only are we not

41:25

going to do this, we're not really that

41:27

interested in hearing y'all do it. We

41:30

really thought that people didn't know what a

41:32

roast was and we

41:34

got up. I think we went first and we

41:37

just did very nice things. We're like, sorry, we're

41:39

not another partner. He wanted, he did a roast

41:41

for his birthday and he wanted to do

41:43

the roast with his woman there. And

41:45

we were like, no, no, we're not.

41:48

Cause a lot of our jokes, she

41:50

doesn't want to hear. And he

41:52

told us, he was like, she ain't

41:54

worried about nothing that happened before her.

41:56

Whatever, dog. No, no, no, we're not,

41:59

we're not going to party. participate in this. And

42:01

when my mama, they got up, her friends got

42:03

up and they, they, you know, my

42:05

mama, a church lady, right? So they did a roast as

42:07

you would do for the church lady was very kind. It

42:09

was very funny stuff. They seemed to know her very well.

42:12

And I'm glad they was able to hit them notes because

42:14

brother, I don't think so. I don't think so.

42:16

And I don't think, I don't think I really, I

42:19

went to the Rudy Ray Moore

42:21

celebrity roast in the year 2002 at the,

42:25

I want to say the Knitten Factory

42:27

in LA. I

42:29

never imagined that Raj was happening.

42:32

Could cuss so much. Big

42:35

red from the fire heartbeats was there and

42:37

he was on stage and that whole scene

42:39

of big red holding them dudes out the

42:41

window made a lot more sense. Cause you

42:44

may think he read, but he, like, like

42:47

the big part is the one

42:49

that's in there. And

42:52

they was, they was just cussing up a stall. Brian,

42:54

no way in the world. I'm setting myself up for Rudy Ray

42:56

Moore to come back at me. I

43:00

guess the, the Tom Brady rose, he got

43:03

paid. So that's a reason to do it.

43:05

I'm not sure why I would subject myself

43:07

to any other roast, especially if

43:09

I'm not like famous.

43:11

And at least you understand that professional

43:13

comedians, they know what they're doing. They

43:15

know the line. Like I feel like

43:17

my friends would just say true things

43:19

that hurt my feelings that aren't even

43:21

also that funny. You

43:25

know, and then, and then it's like, we

43:27

make fun of each other all the time in

43:29

private, but it's also, we know the lines

43:31

to cross or lines you can and can't

43:34

cross. I feel like if I was

43:36

at like a roast for some of

43:38

a parent or, um, an adult, I really respected.

43:40

I would just go down the line of like

43:42

making fun of them for being, uh, super

43:46

accomplished or super good at certain

43:48

things or like super focused and

43:50

diligent. That's the jokes I would have made if

43:52

I was at your mother's roast. Like, man, I'll

43:54

be trying to go home and she's still in

43:56

there reading. We

44:04

had no intention

44:07

whatsoever of

44:10

embarking upon that territory

44:12

that turf. She was right. They was

44:14

bringing to Tom Brady. Uh, I felt

44:16

bad. Who was it? Kevin Hart. Kevin

44:19

Hart made a joke about, uh, Bob

44:21

Kraft and the massage thing and the

44:23

microphone picked up Tom Brady telling him

44:25

to quote, don't say that shit again.

44:27

It wasn't Kevin Hart. That was, um,

44:30

Jeff Ross. Jeff Ross. Okay.

44:32

Okay. All right. We

44:35

got to be real about this. Okay. That was

44:37

very kind of Tom Brady. And

44:40

I guess that's the thing. It's a Tom

44:42

Brady roast. It is not a Bob Kraft

44:44

roast. I understand that. Kamba.

44:50

However, you

44:53

get caught paying for

44:55

it at the Lotus blossom.

44:57

Or whatever that place was called. Cause it

44:59

was one of those very stereotypical names. Unfortunately

45:02

for you, even if the charges were

45:04

dropped, trade off his jokes for

45:06

the rest of your life. Now look, he's

45:09

not a young man. That probably won't be that long,

45:13

but the trade off is the kind of

45:15

jokes for the rest of your life. And

45:17

by the way, not because like there is

45:19

a moral argument in the case of him.

45:21

Cause you think about like human trafficking and

45:23

stuff like that, right? Like there's, there's a

45:26

moral argument there. But that's not why we,

45:28

that's not what we talk about right now.

45:30

Right. This is something that we understand happens.

45:33

And if you get caught and you attend

45:35

a roast, it's going to come up.

45:38

It's going to come up. That's a real bad

45:40

look for Brady though. It's like it's

45:43

clear or felt like it was clear

45:45

that it was established that that

45:47

was not going to be something that they were

45:49

going to address. Right. And that's

45:51

the only way he would react that way. The

45:53

bad look is

45:55

that that's the

45:58

person you felt like needed to be defend. ended?

46:00

Like I get and I guess

46:02

this is so if you're going to subject

46:04

yourself to the roast, then you're like, all

46:07

right, everything about me is free.

46:09

I think it's reasonable for him to say,

46:11

but you can't say this about these people

46:13

because they didn't opt in your

46:16

ex wife, your baby

46:18

mom, the one for that, like,

46:21

I thought about it like that's the part that I know

46:23

what you said about her. I mean,

46:27

I can't say the things that they said. But I

46:29

mean, it was like graphic stuff about did you get

46:32

to instruct her like leaving

46:34

bruises on parts of her body and like,

46:37

and it was just all about infidelity

46:39

and and a lot about her cheating

46:41

on him and her leaving him and

46:43

her like, having a good time

46:45

with this athletic strong guy like

46:47

it was everybody had

46:49

a joke about Giselle

46:51

and then there's stuff about how he left

46:55

his his first baby mom and

46:57

the kids like that sort of stuff that's like,

47:00

and then there's Kevin Hart did one

47:03

where he was like his Giselle said,

47:05

it's either me or football and Tom

47:07

Brady chose a nine and seven season essentially

47:09

like said you love football. And it just

47:12

was like and so that's the thing

47:14

that hung that made that

47:16

particularly awkward. Like I don't care if you

47:18

say, I want Robocraft to

47:20

come but don't make fun of him because he's

47:22

not going to get up and make fun of

47:25

you guys and like protect him. That's my guy.

47:27

Okay. Anything you want to do on me fair

47:29

game. But you went and you

47:31

said that for him. But

47:33

you just let them talk about all

47:35

types of like graphic like, I don't

47:37

know. Yeah, I think

47:39

I think you raised the compelling argument brother. I

47:42

was just gonna make the point

47:44

that I was surprised that the

47:47

Belichick showed up but uh, I

47:50

guess I'm shocked actually that he showed up the

47:52

clip I saw him on stage taking that shot.

47:54

He did not look very happy to be there.

47:56

No, he did a pretty I mean, all athletes

47:58

did a better job. Sadly the best

48:00

athlete there was the worst one Randy Moss

48:03

he they was killing my man because they

48:05

say he was dressed like a Like

48:08

a substitute teacher He

48:11

wasn't that funny it was bad though,

48:13

but yeah, I mean Randy

48:17

Moss strikes me as the guy that a mess

48:19

around at the roast and he tried to be

48:21

funny And then actually just end up in the

48:23

end just being like but I

48:26

mean, what can I say? Your mom was

48:28

ugly as homemade soul L.O.L.

48:30

L.O.L Say

48:35

something mean ready most of Randy said was

48:37

about how he's the only one who didn't get

48:39

a ring and like Yeah, mostly like pissed at

48:42

them He's like y'all didn't trust me enough to

48:44

cheat while I was there so we get a

48:46

ring like that I did see that argument was

48:49

just about how somebody should gave him a ring I

48:51

think he made a joke too about maybe Tom should

48:53

give me Giselle's ring since he couldn't want me a

48:55

Super Bowl ring Yeah,

48:57

you need to watch this and like it's

48:59

long but Is

49:02

uh, I enjoyed it. Yeah, that was

49:04

Interesting call by Netflix. I think they did

49:07

it live right? But yeah, you're right like

49:09

this How don't you I don't

49:11

see it for me, bro? I don't I don't Cuz

49:14

let me tell you I got that I'm coming back and

49:16

I and I wind up being ready boss where he's just

49:18

like Damn, dog. That

49:20

actually wasn't fun. I mean I thought it was funny.

49:23

I thought it was up Okay, so like

49:25

it's been three days This

49:27

called to say hi haven't heard from you

49:30

in a while. Just wanted to make sure Just

49:34

because it's a roast don't mean you ain't said what

49:36

you said in front of the world Like

49:39

I said, this is the place to do it But like the

49:41

only reason why it's funny is because there's some truth to

49:44

it and that hurts my feelings Yes,

49:46

what a what a passive-aggressive endeavor.

49:49

This whole thing is right like

49:51

honestly Having

49:55

a roast sounds a lot like Shall

49:58

we say? inviting company

50:00

over. You know what I mean? Yeah. Sounds

50:03

like it's going to be a really, really good idea. Right.

50:07

But it happened. And

50:09

everybody's going to remember. Everybody's

50:11

going to remember how it looked when

50:15

this thing happened. Everybody's

50:18

going to remember what was said, what

50:21

was said about you, what was said about other

50:23

people, the times when nobody

50:25

was really thinking about your feelings. They

50:27

was just thinking about themselves. It's

50:30

all well-me remembered. And

50:32

somebody's got to forget, but

50:36

they don't actually, they

50:38

don't have to forget it all. In fact, I

50:41

think it's best to tell Brady that it's happened

50:43

while he was single. Because God knows if him

50:45

and his woman was still kind of going through

50:47

it and they had their rose, what in the

50:49

world she would get up there and say, that's

50:51

tough, man. It's a, it's a bad scene, but

50:53

yeah, they talked a lot. I still want to

50:55

talk to him about when he had to leave

50:57

and go to the Bahamas when he had to

50:59

be like, Hey, I need a little PTO guys.

51:01

I got that was, that was a hell Mary boy.

51:03

Yeah. They talked about

51:05

his hair and plastic surgery and stuff like that.

51:08

Which is like, that's fine. That's

51:10

fine. But I can't get over. Yeah. That

51:12

was the thing that was killing me was I

51:15

am a minor,

51:17

minor, minor celebrity. So

51:20

sometimes kids parents

51:22

will recognize me and my

51:25

kids are like, my son thinks it's cool. My

51:27

daughters is kind of embarrassed. I

51:30

could not even imagine. You

51:34

haven't seen it. There are people listening who have seen it and

51:37

know exactly what I'm talking about. Okay.

51:39

I would get a look at it. They just,

51:41

they just talking about just, they

51:43

talk about how gay Tom Brady is the

51:45

whole time. That's, that's like a running joke.

51:48

And they talk about

51:50

how, how people just doing all types of

51:52

illicit things to his, to his

51:54

ex wife. You mentioned something about Tom Brady though, and

51:56

the plastic surgery and stuff. with

52:00

this. I just don't know if you saw it,

52:02

but you've been looking at Tom Dibidoe lately. I

52:05

mean, Tom Dibidoe, he

52:07

did. He may have been a different way. Like he

52:09

took a big risk because, you know, we talk about

52:11

how he ain't got no hair, right? Like he just

52:13

got a few sprigs that go around. And by the

52:16

way, Tom Dibidoe and Stan Van Gundy are like the

52:18

same coaching tree. And they're the exact same in the

52:20

sense like, man, you guys seem so much happier when

52:22

you're not coaching basketball, but all you want to do

52:24

is coach basketball. It doesn't make any sense in the

52:27

world. But Tom Dibidoe only got a little bit of

52:29

hair, but it's enough that you can see the like

52:31

the jet stream, the wind patterns, the directional stuff,

52:34

right? Like you can see him do all

52:36

the things, right? It seems clear

52:38

to me that Tom Dibidoe has died

52:40

that little bit of hair he's got

52:42

because it looks darker than it used

52:44

to. And I feel like that's rolling

52:46

the dice, brother. Like I feel like

52:48

with that limited amount of hair he got, you do

52:50

it is a little bit too much. I'd be afraid

52:52

I'm about to fall a lot. And I don't know

52:54

what only solution he got is a rug. But

52:57

it's too late because he took it all the

52:59

way down. Like he needed to start rugging it

53:01

up about 10 years ago. Rugged, not to be

53:03

confused with rigging. I'm gonna go the

53:05

other way on it. I guess you don't expose

53:07

your hair to those chemicals, but the

53:10

ones that are still left, you know, you know, they

53:12

resilient, you know, they can take care of it. You

53:15

know the ones that are still left. You

53:18

know, they're like, they

53:20

twinkies, they roaches, they

53:22

gonna be here after the apocalypse. Them

53:24

boys ain't gonna wait. All the rest of

53:26

them quitters, the rest of them soft ass follicles

53:28

gave up. These are the tough ones. Don't

53:31

put them through anything. You got an atomic

53:33

bomb them follicles, they gonna still be there

53:35

growing. I

53:38

looked up at that and I was like, brother, I

53:40

mean, I get I can't say it

53:42

don't look bad. I guess it looks better. It makes the

53:45

hair look more pronounced. But I thought you would want to

53:47

go the other way. I always assume that you want to

53:49

when your hair is thin and you want to go closer

53:52

to your complexion. Like I

53:54

feel like the white and the blonde

53:56

or white people makes it so

53:58

you can get a little It's a little optical

54:00

illusion. No, I think it

54:03

would then make it look like you ain't got no

54:05

hair and white man is not equipped

54:07

to make that transition. It's

54:09

like some of them are right. Like, like that's the

54:11

thing about the white man. Like you get like Scott

54:13

van Pelt types. You know what I'm saying? Like they

54:15

can go ahead and they can get to the ball

54:18

place and they can make it work. Um,

54:20

and if you like a certain kind of toughness

54:22

about you, right? You can get your Mr. Clean

54:24

soda Popesky on. You might be able to make

54:27

that go. And like the DeBryant

54:29

day balls, right? Like the chubby types, they're a

54:31

little fat in the face. You know what I'm

54:33

saying? Like they can, they can pull it out

54:35

off, but overwhelmingly man, as people, they

54:37

don't really have that option, but lucky for them,

54:40

they can come out here with a horseshoe and

54:42

a cul-de-sac and everything else to walk around with

54:44

dignity. Not us, not us. No,

54:46

sir. Reebok. That's the real white privilege, real

54:48

white privilege. You can lose your hair anyway.

54:50

You damn well, please. Not the black man.

54:53

And to be fair to the white man

54:55

about that, while it is white privilege, it

54:57

ain't the white man that's saying I can't

54:59

do that. It be your own people. It

55:02

be your own people. It's all Michael Jordan's

55:04

fault. Talk about that last show. It's

55:06

all his fault. He established it as a thing that

55:08

we can do. And that is cool. And once it

55:10

became, it not just became a thing we could do,

55:12

it became a thing we had to do, but

55:15

before that, all of a man, all our heroes

55:17

who just out here going ball is still pimping.

55:19

That's true. Still pimping. That's true. I didn't, I

55:21

didn't hear the end of the episode. I guess

55:24

you got to it at the end, but I.

55:26

Yeah, I didn't recognize that. Michael Jordan cut his hair

55:29

before he even showed us any signs of vulnerability. Right.

55:31

Cause he just, he just couldn't let us see him

55:33

like that. And that meant the rest of us had

55:35

to do the exact same thing. You know what I

55:37

also want to know? I used

55:39

to, we talked about inventors that we don't

55:42

know. And I know we wrapping up. There

55:44

are innovations that I am unaware of.

55:47

And one of them that I've been trying to get to the bottom of

55:49

is who innovated the shape

55:51

up. And I used to think that

55:54

it was someone I should celebrate because you

55:56

look at the seventies and the eighties, civil

55:58

rights leaders as a large, they. The picture we

56:00

you. Know. By never have a fresh

56:02

lime. It wasn't a think someone innovate, there

56:04

was someone who animated to save up. And

56:07

that is also. Something.

56:09

That are white brothers don't have to deal

56:11

with were. In order for my haircut to

56:13

look good, I gotta go every week. I

56:16

there was a time when I could go but

56:18

away mans plan. I could get a cut once

56:20

a month and is gonna cut it down. Maybe.

56:23

Reda that around in a way to

56:25

beta size. but now because of some

56:27

damn an innovator. In. Order for

56:29

me not to live Raggedy I got going to say but once

56:31

a week. Yeah. It is interesting

56:34

lie with the levels are safe of were

56:36

because you right in the seventies and eighties

56:38

you don't really see that may say books.

56:40

Though. You do see some say bugs and

56:42

i tell you how you know you caesar

56:45

say but with yoga look at the sixties

56:47

seventies in the united states to he would

56:49

it was hit know it did goal would

56:51

air of google up african he rose. right?

56:54

Go Five! Go find the first

56:56

president. Or. Just about every African nation

56:58

ago. Five Africa political prisoner go look it

57:01

would Nelson Mandela numbers look alike overt if

57:03

that that here couldn't Technology had not got

57:05

open air at all. they hadn't heard about

57:07

nothing. I guess they didn't had tools and

57:09

I'm not. Even though let them slap and

57:12

I have the to his mom eclair said

57:14

best a puppy ever got was in Brazil

57:16

with scissors you don't have their what they

57:18

would say does that for a says best

57:21

a puppy of a god they were put

57:23

in their right run over there but you

57:25

go you go look at him you. Go

57:27

look at our heroes! From.

57:30

The and although the pan African the real guy

57:32

says the real geez they had no time as

57:34

I give it a read. A said a nobody

57:36

really good bugs in the A be able to

57:38

fresh haircut apparently have to say they would revolution.

57:42

Months you got. Yeah, look at somebody

57:44

had been. you are as. Bait

57:47

on a main Baird revolutionary. They

57:49

do not subscribe to any of

57:51

the thought processes are presses that

57:54

are succumb to they like. Now

57:56

I know any and I'm light

57:58

side. and I got

58:00

to stand an appointment on Wednesdays. They hadn't got the

58:02

word yet. They just hadn't got

58:04

the word about the shape up and come around and like, damn,

58:07

we got to do that now, huh? Okay.

58:09

Like they found out about the shape up, shape

58:11

up, hit them like rap. Like,

58:14

damn. Did

58:17

you hear that? Where did you see that? It

58:20

had to be, I'm, I'm reignited this desire

58:22

to figure out who had the first popular

58:25

shape up. Like there was somebody that set

58:27

the streets ablaze and probably was a rapper

58:29

or actor that was like, and,

58:34

and who's the first barber to say that'd

58:37

be an extra $5. Yeah,

58:42

it might've been a barber. I

58:44

mean, the tech technology has improved

58:47

the standing, the financial potential

58:50

for barber and in the black community. Barber like, yo, yo,

58:52

let me put you, let me put you on game. Let

58:54

me put you on game. Look, look, I'm going to just

58:56

try it. When you see it, you

58:58

decide. You want to raise

59:00

it too. You want to raise that too. I

59:04

think it started with the raise and it started to

59:06

raise it. Then come back to the clipper. Like what

59:08

it is. Somebody got to have a PhD in this

59:10

and know every ad been in change. I guarantee you

59:12

somebody and if you, and honestly, all you perform it

59:14

in black, any black academics on Twitter, if ain't not

59:16

one of y'all got to answer for what we talk

59:19

about, y'all all fake. Every

59:21

single one of y'all. This, this, this, that black

59:23

shit we talking about right now. I

59:26

don't want to know about how we exist in the

59:28

white world. Tell me who invented the shape up. Yeah.

59:30

And I don't need to hear your thoughts about Beyonce

59:32

out here. Nothing about no twerking. Tell me when the

59:34

shape up came around because I'm gonna be honest with

59:36

you. It's a blessing and a curse because without it,

59:38

I can just be out here wearing my hair any

59:40

way I damn well please. You

59:43

leave. I've been limited by constricted by

59:45

all of this. Speaking

59:47

of thought pieces, I've been dodging all the

59:49

thought pieces about the beef. I've been enjoying

59:51

the beef for what it is. I don't

59:54

want to hear all you guys grandstanding about

59:56

the beef. I haven't

59:58

read a single. Go

1:00:00

for peace. Me that I don't

1:00:02

want to hear any of it.

1:00:05

This. Has been toxic, This has been

1:00:07

terrible. This has been regressive and

1:00:09

I miss it all. ready. I.

1:00:12

Have been so disappointed that I

1:00:14

have not gotten the song all

1:00:16

week long out what one soul

1:00:18

with and near be and beard.

1:00:21

The Canadians the shooting at each other.

1:00:24

Guy at of ridiculous and I and I

1:00:26

couldn't a the glass ala they go call

1:00:28

emergency age away meet up there about that

1:00:30

I have people get know me How about

1:00:32

are you laughing I? Gun violence? Fuck yes

1:00:34

That's exactly what I'll do. What I'm a

1:00:36

laugh in a gun violence. I'm not

1:00:39

try to hide from it. I am laugh

1:00:41

from pests. If I couldn't

1:00:43

laugh at gun violence, I'd have been

1:00:45

in Misery Bar whole life. Yes, the

1:00:47

idea that Drake and a wiki and

1:00:50

guy suitors is. hum. Larry is not

1:00:52

a Larry Us to you. Are

1:00:55

or know you weigh in on the

1:00:57

more be dragged Ramos and you from

1:01:00

the baby freestyles the hold you over.

1:01:02

Water. Line he he he been

1:01:04

out here to fly not everybody else has

1:01:07

been used to for recreates and I promise

1:01:09

you all the things that you are looking

1:01:11

for. He. Got him to. Look.

1:01:14

As you say it, between that

1:01:16

in the Arbiter Mitchell boom in

1:01:18

mobilized I saw to play guitar

1:01:20

would be be a jersey A

1:01:22

rapid A Japanese I'm afraid find

1:01:24

out what they see translate baggy

1:01:26

like this. This is. I. Say

1:01:28

is. I guess. He has.

1:01:31

I know somebody had a talk with kids like

1:01:33

i feel like sub it has been brokered or

1:01:35

discuss out over the label or whatever it is.

1:01:37

I gonna do that. The.

1:01:39

Way they can't you can be getting down. The.

1:01:43

Day that dream home he guy sat. There.

1:01:46

Will be no better day in

1:01:49

this world to draw some new

1:01:51

heat. None.

1:01:54

Supplies. Every game is ah the of If I

1:01:56

were to be at the studio right now. i

1:01:59

know you don't want to hear it is that your man Drake been spitting

1:02:01

to, I mean. He has been, no

1:02:03

he has. I said it the other

1:02:05

night, he looked like Anthony Davis against Yogage. Like

1:02:07

damn, you had 32 and 15 and I had

1:02:09

no idea. He was spitting too, which

1:02:11

is, it's been fun. He

1:02:14

just, yeah. I don't want it

1:02:16

to end. I don't want it to end. It's

1:02:18

got to, sorry. But the best part, it

1:02:21

ending has allowed not like us

1:02:23

to breathe, and not like us

1:02:25

is gonna be the song of the year. Yeah.

1:02:29

I don't have any other song that came out this year that I

1:02:31

remember. I will remember not like us

1:02:33

for the rest of my life. I think you're right. Like that,

1:02:35

I'm gonna remember that one too. So I

1:02:37

guess that there's pretty much the size who wins the beef.

1:02:41

Cause those are, while I do appreciate that

1:02:43

Drake's had some good ones, those two ones,

1:02:45

yeah. They're gonna stick around. Like they're good

1:02:47

songs that they don't stick around for a while.

1:02:50

Drake has some great short jokes, man. I'm gonna have to

1:02:52

remember those. Some of them are

1:02:54

just a little inappropriate and I'm not allowed to

1:02:57

use, but when he said Kendrick, your

1:02:59

back's against the curb. I was like,

1:03:01

damn. Oh

1:03:08

man, it's just a lot of abruptions. Like, oh

1:03:11

man, I can't say that one, but it's really

1:03:13

funny. Cause I got a picture in my head

1:03:15

now. I just hope for everything about life though

1:03:17

that nobody ever in life feel like they gonna

1:03:20

say about, say to my seed under any circumstances,

1:03:22

I'm sorry that your man is your father. Jeez.

1:03:25

Fish. What

1:03:29

an absurd thing to say to someone.

1:03:31

Just make a whole song at

1:03:34

the sun about how pathetic

1:03:36

his father is. Pathetic. Your

1:03:38

dad is a dork. Cause look, I've

1:03:41

never met your kids, right? So this hasn't happened.

1:03:44

Something that you will find, whether

1:03:46

it be with your kids, with your wife,

1:03:48

whatever it is, I'm gonna make them, I'm

1:03:51

gonna put them in a situation. I'm gonna do

1:03:53

my best to make sure they know. They daddy

1:03:55

or they king is that dude. You

1:03:57

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1:04:18

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1:04:22

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1:04:26

Poor guy like is it do I even know if that's

1:04:28

true? Does that matter? No, that's where

1:04:30

Kendrick is at on this No, I mean

1:04:32

coming off of the Brady roast. Yeah, none

1:04:34

of it matters It's now out there and

1:04:36

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