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with just some news and notes. There's some fun little stories
2:31
that have popped up, both
2:33
in the week following the
2:35
draft and also just some random stuff
2:38
that's going on. And then we're
2:40
going to go through the AFC and
2:42
we're going to do most improved, least
2:44
improved by each division.
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We're going to debate the teams that have
2:49
helped themselves through the draft and through
2:51
free agency and any other
2:53
off-season moves up to this point and the
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ones that maybe haven't made as
2:58
many strides. But let's start with
3:00
the news notes. First of
3:03
all, I want to know if you guys are going
3:05
to be watching the Roast of Tom Brady, which is
3:07
this weekend. It's live on Netflix. It's at 8 p.m.
3:09
Eastern on Sunday. It's going to be
3:12
hosted by Kevin Hart. And
3:15
the confirmed attendees include
3:17
Jeff Ross, Randy Moss, Julian
3:19
Edelman, Gronk. And
3:22
according to Greg Rosenthal of NFL Network,
3:25
Bill Belichick, Austin, are you
3:27
a big roast guy? I feel
3:29
like you would be in the roast matrix.
3:33
I'm actually anti-roast. I don't know if I'm
3:35
there for that. I haven't laughed at a
3:38
roast in a while. I do feel like
3:40
there were in the early parts of
3:42
the Comedy Central roast some really good
3:44
stuff. But since then, they've kind of become
3:47
in ways, just kind of like grabby and not
3:49
necessarily cut throat enough to really push me to
3:52
watch them. But if Belichick's there, I'm definitely going
3:54
to tune in. Steven, I
3:56
think you've been on the Bill Belichick media
3:59
circuit. watch train
4:01
this spring. Will you be watching the roast
4:04
of Tom Brady? Do you have any zingers?
4:07
No. I think we've moved beyond the point where we
4:09
need a roast anymore. We have Twitter now. I don't
4:11
need to watch this. I can see the best clips.
4:13
I don't have to sit through Gronk. You guys are
4:15
not excited enough about the roast. I'm sorry. This is
4:17
not the energy. I'm
4:20
very excited that it's happening, and I can't wait to
4:22
see the best clips from it. But I'm not going
4:24
to spend my time watching Gronk and Julian Edelman try
4:26
to tell jokes and do stand up. I'm sorry. I
4:28
have better ways to spend my time. Now, Bill Belichick,
4:30
on the other hand, I will watch every
4:33
second of his segment or
4:35
whatever he ends up doing because, first
4:37
of all, I want to hear Bill Belichick make jokes
4:39
about Tom Brady. I think everyone wants to
4:41
hear that. Second of all, Bill
4:43
Belichick has some good roasts out there. Like, if
4:46
you look through his history of roasting other players
4:48
and coaches, like, yeah, he'll throw shots at everyone.
4:50
Charlie Casterly, I think we've covered that on the
4:52
pod extensively. Marv Levy, he's
4:54
dunked on. Dominic Reola, a former center,
4:57
I think, for the Lions, he's dunked
4:59
on. This guy just shits on people
5:01
all the time, and he's done it
5:03
throughout his career. And now that
5:05
he doesn't have to worry about media backlash for it, and
5:07
now that he's in this setting for the roasts, I think
5:09
he might be the top performer. I
5:12
mean, the funniest thing in the world would be
5:14
if Bill Belichick comes out and just does a
5:16
type 5 on Charlie Casterly and Weatherman. And
5:18
Dominic Reola. His two favorite guys
5:20
just doesn't mention Brady whatsoever. By
5:24
the way, Dominic Reola's son is like
5:26
the top recruit, quarterback recruit in
5:28
the country last year, I believe. And it would
5:30
be very interesting if Belichick does get a job,
5:32
and that guy is the quarterback his team has
5:35
to draft, because there's beef between those families. You
5:38
learn something new every day. I did
5:40
not come on here expecting
5:43
for the Dominic Reola chatter, but I'm thrilled to
5:45
have it. Lindsey, are you going to
5:47
be, are you sitting on
5:49
Sunday evening in front of Netflix? I
5:52
will be, but with like AirPods in,
5:54
because I don't think it's something that
5:57
I should probably expose my seven-year-old child.
5:59
Sure. on previous roads, but yeah, it
6:01
feels like one of those events that
6:03
will be, yes, it will
6:05
be clipped and put all over Twitter, but it'll
6:08
probably be more fun to like watch
6:10
it with a second screen and get
6:13
our jokes off altogether as it's actually happening.
6:15
So I will do my best and I
6:17
will do my best to not traumatize my
6:20
child as well. Don't expose your
6:22
child to Rob Gronkowski. Limit
6:24
her exposure to Rob Gronkowski. I
6:27
don't let her watch the Fox NFL Sunday for that
6:29
very reason. Terry Brad... You're killing
6:31
two birds with one son, Terry Bradshaw. Yeah, Terry
6:33
Bradshaw, not... We can't be doing that. Nora,
6:37
I did prep a list of jokes
6:39
on looking for at this post and
6:41
ones that I feel like I
6:44
am expecting to see the cheating
6:47
of the Brady Belichick, the flakegate era is
6:49
going to come up. I don't think any
6:51
of those jokes are going to be funny.
6:53
I think it's a high bar to clear.
6:55
If the Brady brand and its failure
6:58
is not brought up, that is a...
7:00
My favorite thing about the trailer... The
7:03
Brady brand... My favorite thing about the trailer is that I want
7:05
to let you keep going. I want to let you cook. But
7:07
I just feel like I have to bring up that in the
7:09
trailer, Tom Brady says something like I'm
7:12
unroastable, which the
7:15
lack, the sheer lack of self-awareness
7:18
that it takes for Tom Brady, an
7:20
incredibly roastable person. I think he physically
7:22
means his face cannot burn at this
7:24
point. He's had so much enjoyment. Why,
7:27
L.B., did you get it in his
7:29
face, joke? Had too much water. Okay,
7:32
Austin, continue. Sorry, I was not letting you
7:34
cook, but I would like you to continue
7:36
to do so. No, no, I'm
7:38
just saying the failure of the Brady
7:40
brand has to be included. They deleted
7:42
the website from the internet. They've deleted
7:44
all of their posts on Instagram. They've
7:46
merged with Noble, which
7:49
has sponsored the NFL Combine the
7:51
last couple of years. They've also,
7:53
the Brady brand merged with TV12,
7:55
and then Noble bought that merger,
7:57
or whatever shell of that is.
8:00
left, Brady made a brand where all the
8:02
clothes just set his name on it and
8:04
it failed. If he's on roastable, I mean,
8:06
what are we even talking about here? Austin
8:08
knows that the failure of the
8:10
Brady brand and Tom Brady, incredibly
8:13
successful athlete, not
8:15
so much in the outside endeavors. Austin knows that this
8:17
is something of like a hobby horse of mine. Seming
8:22
from an incident when I realized that Brady
8:24
brand like a year or so into
8:27
its existence was just like doing a lot of
8:29
sample sales, which
8:31
didn't seem like a great sign. So
8:34
I personally would love
8:36
for that to happen. I'm not sure
8:39
that the greater public has
8:41
the background info for
8:44
those jokes to hit, but I'm rooting
8:46
for it. I'm really excited
8:48
for this. I love a roast. I think
8:50
the roasts of, let's see,
8:53
the Bieber one was great. And then
8:56
I think the Pete Davidson one was the other,
8:58
the other like sort of canonically excellent
9:02
roast. I'm excited for
9:04
this. I have to say the one thing that bummed
9:06
me out or made me less enthusiastic was
9:08
the guest list. That's too many athletes.
9:11
You like you need stand up comedians
9:13
with nothing to lose. It's
9:15
a great take. And
9:18
I just don't need like Randy
9:22
Moss, Julia, Edelman, Rob Gronkowski is
9:24
perhaps three too many, but it's at
9:27
least two too many, uh, former
9:29
Brady teammates. I will say this, I will
9:32
say if you've seen the old chat roast,
9:35
the, the, the, the roast of Emmitt Smith, there's
9:37
a lot of athletes there. One of the best
9:39
roasts of all time. Actually go look that up
9:41
on YouTube. Very funny. Oh, I don't know that
9:43
one. Okay. I'll speak that out. At one point,
9:45
Jeff Ross is like, Oh, Daryl Moose Johnson stole
9:47
my shit before he went on is very good.
9:49
I mean, this
9:53
might be a bit of a hot take, but like, and
9:55
it's hard for him to hear, I'm sure, but
9:57
Gronk's not, he's not, I mean, I Gronk. I
10:01
don't get the shtick, it's not for me,
10:03
I'm out on it. I don't think that's
10:05
gonna be great. I think if I was
10:07
betting on who's the funniest athlete
10:09
or person connected to the NFL there, it's gonna
10:11
be Belichick. I honestly think Belichick throws the best
10:14
dings. I think I honestly, that's my bet. I
10:16
agree, good take. I think that's probably right.
10:18
I think that's probably right. Randy Moss,
10:20
I wouldn't be surprised if
10:23
he has some good moments. I mean, you know, they
10:25
get help. And
10:27
it's not as though a lot of the athletes that have
10:29
done the roast in the past have been really good.
10:31
Like Peyton Manning's been good. Blake
10:34
Griffin was there for one, and I think he was
10:36
really good. It's just too many.
10:40
It's too much of a critical,
10:42
like Shaq has always been good. It's
10:44
just too much of a critical mass of like, oh,
10:46
all of these guys know him, are friends with him.
10:49
I need like Natasha Ligaro,
10:52
who just like simply could not give less of a shit
10:54
and it's gonna rip him to shreds. And I don't
10:56
think it seems like they're
10:58
bringing that type of energy. But, you
11:00
know, Jeff Ross, a lot on
11:02
your shoulders, man. See,
11:04
a guy like me would just bring out Jimmy G and
11:06
no jokes necessary from there. You just bring them out and
11:08
just have them stand next to Tom Brady and look younger
11:10
and more handsome than him. It would kill Brady. That's
11:14
the best bet. Netflix, it's
11:17
stupid. Maybe they'll do it. Like
11:19
when they did, when Demi Moore came
11:22
up for the, in the Bruce Willis roast
11:25
and started just like zinging him about their marriage.
11:27
You have an extensive knowledge of roasts. No, I
11:29
love a roast. I like, if it was a
11:31
roast. You do, you really do. It's
11:33
not me in my cultural wheelhouse. It's
11:35
like too bro-y and that's just like
11:37
not, I love a roast. I
11:40
watch, like I've seen most roasts.
11:43
And sometimes when I'm like brushing my teeth, I
11:45
pull up old roast flips and just like watch
11:47
them while I'm brushing my teeth. So
11:49
anyway, we're gonna move on now. But
11:52
I'm excited for it. And we'll
11:54
certainly follow up if it's any good. Here's
11:57
another thing that made me giggle this week. So
11:59
Albert Barre, had a really informative
12:03
MMQP column after the draft, and there
12:05
was a lot of interesting info in
12:07
it. But I'm going to read you
12:09
something that really stood out to me, which was an
12:12
anecdote from a meeting that BONIX
12:14
had during the pre-draft process with
12:16
Sean Payton. So this is
12:19
from the column. It
12:21
was closing in on noon on
12:23
a sunny, mild, late winter morning in
12:25
Eugene, Oregon, and BONIX was reaching down
12:27
to grab his bag as he and
12:29
the Denver Broncos brain trust were wrapping up three
12:31
hours of meeting time, getting set
12:34
to head out onto the field for his workout. What's
12:37
in your backpack? Sean Payton asked.
12:40
Nix reached inside and grabbed a roll of tape that
12:42
he explained he'd need for his ankles if he were going
12:44
to train. He also pulled out a
12:46
spare pair of football cleats and a lacrosse ball that
12:49
he said he'd use for rolling out his back. And
12:52
what wasn't in the bag was just
12:54
as significant. Anything
12:57
was football related. All of it. So
13:02
here's the deal. Along
13:07
with Roche, I'm
13:09
a long-time enthusiast of the
13:12
what's in your bag style
13:16
of celebrity
13:18
profiling. Just the
13:20
what's in your bag content
13:23
universe. That
13:27
said, this is everything that's wrong with scouting. I'm
13:29
sorry. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
13:33
It's everything and work.
13:35
I have a tweet
13:37
out from a year ago where I'm
13:39
like, how the NFL evaluates hires, fires,
13:41
coaches, and scouts, and even just player
13:43
evaluation is very, very flawed. And this
13:46
is like lower than what I even
13:48
thought in terms of like driving decision
13:50
making for. And I always
13:53
bring this up. I think we
13:55
forget it. Multi-million dollar decisions. Like
13:57
these are multi-million Dollar Decisions. This isn't
13:59
share. there's something at class and fifth
14:01
grade what's in your backpack Bonus! Oh
14:03
a football sticker. Like it's not that
14:05
this is a multibillion dollar franchise defining
14:07
decision. it's both overall and were picking
14:09
a over stuff in their backpack like
14:11
a village. we continue to create new
14:13
ways to to make fun of Believe
14:15
for how they have a way coaches
14:17
how they have I were players all
14:19
that doesn't like really that come out
14:21
and the best said they did this
14:24
all by itself. Know
14:26
in the I don't know There's more that
14:28
I think that. It comes
14:30
in various forms. I think that the fact that
14:32
like this stories like something, he's like this. Getting
14:34
out and buy some one who ever is like
14:36
telling it is banging their chest with it is
14:38
a problem. That's the problem you need to keep
14:41
their close to the vast. I don't want to
14:43
know that you made the decision space on him
14:45
having a football sticker in some tape in his
14:47
backpack that makes no sense to me. I mean
14:49
first of all, listen to sound a little bit.
14:52
Everything. Every one of
14:54
these football related items that collectively
14:56
represent bonuses. Undying. Commitment to.
14:59
The. Game. That. He has
15:01
been drafted to play a specific. Versailles.
15:05
That also. Implied
15:07
the fact that. Phone.
15:09
X is all. It's
15:11
all thanks yes everything on me
15:13
hurt my knee on his to
15:15
does. This who spends his that's not
15:17
a Grammy that you know I'm I'm. I'm
15:20
kidding a little bit. Every football player tapes. And
15:22
tapes their ankles and and does stuff like that.
15:25
Come on man. I mean. I
15:28
can. just like a kidding aside. I
15:31
can see the universe. And
15:33
I'm So serious. In which
15:35
there's like also a book in there. And
15:39
it turns in allow books. Or books. Or book He
15:41
can have a book in their. know
15:43
it's not beauty that goes back to be a
15:46
football players that makes even beyond is awesome sorry
15:48
about them basing million dollar decisions on this like
15:50
there's another call from paying like not in the
15:52
briere story where he's talking about how he had
15:54
his analytics team take out all the rp oh
15:56
throws and all the be on the line of
15:58
scrimmage both figure out if pro
16:01
mix could still throw downfield. And
16:03
it's like you need your analytics team, which you're
16:05
dedicating, I'm assuming millions of dollars to, to just
16:08
use an area arts filter, you can
16:10
find that on espn.com split. Like
16:14
they have, they have chips in the shoulder
16:16
pads now, Sean, you can make it tell
16:18
you how fast they're running, they can tell
16:20
you how fast their heart is beating. And
16:22
you're using area arts filters that I can
16:24
get on pro football reference, like, and then
16:26
book stuff in his book bag. And then
16:28
like the Falcons had a similar thing where
16:31
they fell in love with Phoenix in part because they
16:35
asked all the quarterbacks like who would they
16:37
model their like work ethic after and they
16:39
all said, 10. It's like,
16:41
Yeah, these are like 22 year old kids who
16:43
cares what they think you wouldn't trust them to
16:45
tell this guy. Also, presumably
16:47
if they're asking the top
16:51
six, the top, you know, maybe, the
16:53
top seven or something, they're, they're asking
16:56
the quarterback, including
16:59
the top three, who are all sort
17:02
of competing with each other, maybe
17:04
even four, if we throw in, and McCarthy,
17:08
the incentive is
17:12
either the incentive is not
17:14
to say, Caleb Williams,
17:16
Drake, May, Jayden Daniels, even JJ McCarthy,
17:18
right? Like the incentive is to say
17:21
like, Oh yeah, Bo Nicks is really
17:23
cool. That's who you should be talking
17:25
up because he's not perceived as a
17:27
threat because he shouldn't have been drafted
17:29
as high as people. Well,
17:31
and you also on Michael Pennick said to work so
17:33
hard is because he's had like 18 ACL repairs
17:35
and a busted up shoulder that he had to work
17:38
hard. He wouldn't be able to play football to
17:40
get with. I
17:43
really think we've jumped the we've jumped the shark
17:45
on how we're interviewing players and trying to get
17:47
creative. I was a pro for the top golf
17:49
thing. And I was putting that together to compete.
17:51
If we get to the point where we're like,
17:54
where we're like, what's in your backpack? Ooh, just
17:56
football stuff. You're, you're going to make $22 million
17:58
for Our football team. Our
18:00
I just a my backpack there is a
18:02
spill. the. Bottle. Of allergy medicine
18:04
that I've yet to put back in the bottle
18:06
and I'm still smoking each day. I have two
18:09
different laptop covers that I don't use am afraid
18:11
both and I'm trying to read that I haven't
18:13
picked up yet like of I to interview based
18:15
off the back and forth so maybe this is
18:17
just me kind of project things but I still
18:19
don't think we should def with Wizard Devlin I
18:21
grew these questions and our decision making process of
18:24
the i'd i'd buy bad reflects well on me
18:26
lot of like. Used Straw
18:28
rappers. Pounding somebody would be in
18:30
the that you can. We also point out that
18:33
bonus was attending like a football teams facility where
18:35
like working out was very much on the table
18:37
that be like me going to the gym with
18:39
a gym bag be like wow this guy only
18:41
has gyms stuff in his bag he was really
18:43
be about the to get see that us with
18:45
the show is working out for football team. This.
18:49
Best Story associates are delighted to be
18:51
amazed like this. It didn't even make
18:53
drastic like it didn't even make the
18:55
fictional movies like it's to looney tunes.
18:57
it's to fairytale like a military even
18:59
grass this deep of a weird question
19:01
when like we were like stone with
19:03
to his birthday party and it's like
19:05
well what's in your backpack is there
19:07
a fleet in there is a good
19:09
thing that I have a little margins
19:11
are over to my the fact is.
19:14
I mean this is the question to me is
19:16
what? What have that the frog answer? Like.
19:19
What? What Is bad? What?
19:21
Would have reflected poorly on.
19:23
Bonus. Implications: The storage is anything
19:25
that doesn't have to do with football. But.
19:28
I need him alone A know anything that doesn't
19:31
pay you as like a tough football player like.
19:33
Like motion. Soap
19:35
would have been bad. Who.
19:38
Hand Sanitizer He's done his hand sanitizer.
19:40
He's a mass as like, literally not
19:42
even on the board he sat on
19:44
a blog is the bottom of the
19:46
board. sorry, can't wash your hands. Bambee
19:49
I sound so bad. that was such
19:51
a good for an umbrella and umbrella
19:53
to see later in the rain. For
19:55
so many an umbrella. that
19:57
is a few north of you care if you need an umbrella
19:59
book bag. That's all I gotta ask. A
20:02
snack, even a snack, I think a snack is
20:04
too prepared for football players. No, it depends on
20:06
the snack. It's
20:09
beef jerky, that's good. Beef
20:12
jerky, anything that's just sort of
20:14
like fuel, you
20:16
know, like a power bar, I think is fine. Better
20:18
though. Raw protein powder. Raw
20:21
protein powder, those little like goo
20:23
squares that people take during marathons. Yes.
20:25
I think that would have been fine. But
20:28
anything like, you know, not
20:31
even from a health perspective, but like you don't
20:33
want little nothing
20:35
snacky, you know, like
20:38
Swedish fish, bag of Swedish fish. No, I
20:40
don't like it. Oh my God. I'm serious.
20:42
Descent. Sour patch kids? I get out of
20:45
here. I say that because sometimes I keep
20:47
a bag of Swedish fish. Like if you
20:49
just get a little lightheaded, like little
20:51
Swedish fish. I do think
20:54
for next year, for players that are
20:56
interviewing with Sean Payton or the Broncos,
20:59
you have to get creative with what's in
21:01
your bag. I want like a picture
21:03
of Sean Payton or something. Like you have to go
21:06
all out. You know what you have? I'm so curious
21:08
if you would do like celebrities
21:10
who would do like Vogue profiles because they
21:12
loved to do like what's in your bag.
21:14
And so you would have like Nicole
21:17
Kidman being like, Oh, and
21:20
here is this photo of my of
21:22
my late grandmother that I keep
21:24
in my purse at all times.
21:26
No, you don't. And I
21:28
need I if a prospect is
21:31
willing to go there. I don't
21:36
know how to end the sentence because I can't
21:38
help them in any way, shape or form. This
21:40
is what you do. A fan of it. Listen
21:42
what you do hometown home team DVD in your
21:44
in your backpack with Kevin James, the
21:47
Sean Payton. Wow. Wow.
21:51
All
21:53
right. It's a
21:56
framed picture of the surprise
21:58
onsite from the Saints. like,
22:02
signed or something, I don't know. Who
22:05
was the guy that recovered it, like something tuned? I
22:07
don't remember. But anyway, go ahead. That's it. I just,
22:09
I just, I wanted to chat that through with you
22:12
all and you really didn't disappoint.
22:16
Let's take a little break. We'll come back
22:18
and we will get to our division
22:20
by division, most improved, least improved.
22:22
Look at the AFC. All
22:28
right. Welcome back to dual threat. We're
22:31
still talking about what's in our bag, but
22:34
we're going to go to the AFC and
22:36
do a little round up division by division
22:39
of which teams we feel
22:42
got better than free
22:44
agency in the draft and which didn't
22:46
do as much. Let's kick it
22:48
off with the AFC East. Steven,
22:50
I'll go to you first. Who's your most
22:52
improved team in the East? I
22:55
mean, this was the hardest one to pick out and
22:57
like almost by default, I had to pick the Jets
22:59
because I like what I looked at was the, what
23:01
should have been the objective going in and with the
23:03
bills, I think it was kind of
23:06
maintaining and keeping that championship window opening
23:08
with while also purging your roster,
23:10
some of the expensive vets. And I don't think they
23:12
did that first part part while I do think they
23:14
did a good job of that second part. I do
23:16
think the rosters in a much better spot than it
23:18
was. And then the Patriots, I do
23:20
think they like came away with this offseason with renewed hope
23:22
because they got Drake made, but like their
23:25
offseason moves weren't meant to move the needle. And
23:27
then the Dolphins kind of had to get rid
23:29
of some guys that kind of have the same
23:31
offseason as the bills. We just didn't really notice
23:33
it. So for me, it's the Jets who I
23:36
think the objective coming in was just get to
23:38
a point where we can all envision this team
23:40
being good if Aaron Rodgers is healthy. And I
23:42
think with the additions, whether they stay healthy or
23:44
not, Mike Williams, Tyron Smith, the
23:47
two offensive linemen from the Ravens, I
23:49
do, well, I can envision
23:51
this Jets team not only being a
23:53
contender for the playoffs, but I think it could be the
23:56
best team in this division if Aaron Rodgers is healthy. And
23:58
I think the Moves showed that. Was
24:00
pull off at this off season have helped them
24:02
minutes have pushed them forward whereas the movie other
24:04
teams in the division as bait about push them
24:06
back. English it
24:09
said. Acknowledge begun senior see him
24:11
to. An important point about
24:13
just how this exercise works. That yeah,
24:15
thats the name of the game is.
24:17
Improved for next year, right? It's not
24:19
purely do we agree with the moves
24:21
because I hate By and large the
24:24
Bills have had a pretty. Pretty.
24:27
Well reasoned off the then right.
24:29
But I also think that because of that, the
24:32
financial situation they were, and because of the. Age.
24:34
Of their roster and because of the needs had. Purge.
24:37
Some. Of those players. That doesn't necessarily
24:40
mean that I think. This. September. The
24:42
Bills have a better roster than they
24:44
did last season. And
24:46
it's see. It's the
24:49
hot it's a better going into next year that
24:51
we're looking at so I meant to point that
24:53
out but you reminded me of it. I'm ah
24:55
said. Did you go with the just as well? Or
24:57
did. You have anybody else here? J.
25:01
E T S Just yes Yes I'm with or
25:03
well I'm with Ruiz. I think it was. it
25:05
was really underrated in the off season how much
25:07
Miami was doing exactly what Buffalo was doing and
25:10
that like we're not in a good job situation
25:12
we don't have a lot of money we are
25:14
going to be able to retain or added on
25:16
Italian free and seen. I think that they've had
25:19
like a minor exodus or a minor purge of
25:21
talent in the same way that Buffalo has and
25:23
then with the Patriots know their I think have
25:25
they the worst odds to make the playoffs? Have
25:27
any team in the Nfl like they added challenge
25:30
us? They got. Better, but I still think you
25:32
to call them the most prisoners division with the
25:34
jets. They. Improved for this
25:36
year with this is a loss I
25:38
think I made this analogy last time.
25:41
Services like that that experiment where you
25:43
like rap and ageing as many tools
25:45
as you can like duck tape and
25:47
tissue paper and stuff like that your
25:49
disconnects Rob at one time for the
25:51
one time. see what happens Mike Williams
25:53
and his A C O or history
25:55
of your seasonal air mattresses podcasts since.
25:58
The I like to bring it up, isn't it? a
26:00
lot from it. But then you got sure
26:02
both their offensive tackles, both
26:04
their offensive tackles are 33 years old. Tyrone Smith hasn't
26:07
played a full 16 game season since
26:09
2015. Mike Williams,
26:11
I've already mentioned him Aaron Rodgers, obviously coming off
26:13
the Achilles. And then I also feel that this
26:16
is the last ride for Joe Douglas and
26:18
Robert Sala. Like if you don't make the
26:20
playoffs this year, I actually
26:22
think if you don't win a playoff game this
26:25
year, good night. It's over. Like you don't get
26:27
three swings of the bat at quarterback. I can't
26:29
imagine. I know they've added talent. Ahmaud Garner and
26:31
Breece Hall is really challenging. Garrett Wilson is really,
26:34
I get it, but like you don't
26:36
get two shots. You don't get Zach Wilson and then you
26:38
get to punt on that for a day three pick swap.
26:40
And then Aaron Rodgers, if this doesn't pan out either, I
26:42
do think they end up cleaning house. So I do think
26:44
it's one last ride. We're dropping the egg at the top
26:47
story. And if they win a couple playoff games, maybe people
26:49
come back and we have to rebuild and figure out who
26:51
the quarterback of the future is. But they are the most
26:53
improved team, but I don't think they are built for the
26:55
future. We can turn our noses up at that style of
26:58
like roster building, but you look at the last couple of
27:00
years in the NFL and the teams that are winning the
27:02
Super Bowl, not that this is like, that's like proof because
27:04
it is a small sample size, but the teams that
27:06
are winning the Super Bowl are the ones that use
27:08
this like dropping the egg model. Like the box, it
27:11
was like one or two years at most. The Rams,
27:13
it was one or two years at most with Matthew
27:15
Stafford. And I think the Jets are in a similar
27:17
spot. And I think it's a commendable way to build
27:19
a team rather than just being like, give me seven
27:22
years in a bunch of second round picks to build
27:24
a roster like Chris Ballard. I would not want to
27:26
root for that. There's
27:29
also an argument I was thinking about this too. Like
27:31
there's also an argument that it's lower risk. Yes, I'm
27:33
just that's coming off here. Like Robert Saul and Joe
27:35
Douglas are probably gonna get fired. They don't want to
27:37
play off game, but like they're going to get jobs
27:39
elsewhere because the vision is so clear. Hey, we brought
27:41
in Rodgers, he got hurt. It didn't work out. We're
27:43
ready to swing this bat again. To take
27:45
to another analogy, if you're a GM and
27:47
a coach combo that takes like three, four,
27:49
five years to build this massive Lego set
27:51
and it like falls on its ass after
27:53
four years. Cough, cough, Trent, bulky, like you're
27:55
not going to get another shot, but no
27:57
one's going to want to see you build that Lego
27:59
again. Like no one wants to see you do
28:01
get a full four or five year plan again,
28:03
if you don't make that work. Whereas
28:06
with the Jets, they tried with Zach Wilson, they punted
28:08
quickly, honestly, and then you moved to Rogers. I do
28:10
think that Salah and Douglas still have legs in the
28:12
league if slash win, this doesn't pan
28:14
out. I think the
28:16
Jets are the right pick. I want to make a
28:18
quick, I'll make a quick argument for the Patriots in
28:22
the sense that, you know,
28:24
if you're counting Rogers coming back
28:26
as the Jets improving, then it's
28:28
probably indisputable, but that doesn't really count,
28:30
right? Because he's not an offseason move, he's
28:33
just coming back from injury. And I
28:35
do think in New England, they
28:37
did a lot less in free agency than the
28:39
Jets. But I do think in New England, it's
28:41
maybe getting a little bit underrated, Drake May's potential
28:43
to contribute in year one. This is
28:45
something that Ben Solach wrote about in
28:47
his column this week on
28:49
the ringer.com. But the
28:51
history of highly
28:54
drafted quarterback in the zone of a
28:56
third overall pick says that he's going to
28:58
play this year. I
29:00
even think that Jacoby Brissett is going
29:02
to give them an upgrade over
29:05
what they were getting out of the
29:07
quarterback position last year. And,
29:09
you know, I like both the
29:11
addition of Jalen Polk and
29:14
Javon Baker to the receiving group.
29:16
I think they had a really smart draft. I like that they
29:19
went really heavy on offense because that's the side of the ball
29:21
that really needed some help there. So
29:24
I think just because the
29:26
build, and it should be this way, right, like
29:28
Drake May needs some time to
29:30
develop, and that offense has
29:33
a lot of room to grow. I
29:36
think because the understanding is that this
29:38
is a work in progress, and this
29:40
is not a team that is trying
29:42
to compete now and prioritize
29:44
how many games they're winning in 2024.
29:47
Although if you talk to Robert Kraft, I
29:51
think maybe it's becoming a little bit
29:53
underrated their potential to
29:55
improve this season on the
29:57
offensive side of the ball, even if it's just a step in the right direction.
30:00
direction. I'd give it to the Jets
30:02
but I just I want to make I want
30:04
to make a quick argument for New England. Lindsay,
30:06
did you go with New York as well? I
30:08
did, although I was with Steven that I
30:11
feel like this is kind of the hardest
30:13
division to to determine like a clear winner
30:15
and loser a team that got a lot better and a team that got
30:18
a lot worse because I feel like in a lot of ways nobody
30:20
made a significant move there. The one thing I
30:22
do want to like bring up with Miami and
30:24
I don't know if this is like a plus
30:26
or a minus or what we where exactly this
30:28
falls into their offseason moves is that the
30:31
biggest move that's kind of been hanging out there
30:33
for them hasn't happened yet and that's paying to
30:35
us. And I feel
30:37
like if all of a sudden in two weeks
30:40
or two months at some point between now and
30:42
you know training camp they give him 50 million
30:44
dollars a year I think that will color a
30:46
lot of the way that we have viewed their
30:49
offseason their their future plans and
30:51
kind of their resource allocation. Did
30:55
anybody put Miami as the least improved? Yeah
30:57
that's why I would pick them as like
30:59
the worst offseason of this bunch just because
31:01
one you've lost you've
31:03
lost contributors you've lost Christian Wilkins you've lost Robert
31:05
Hunt you've lost Zavin Howard I know he's been
31:07
heard you lost Andrew Van Ginkel you lost Jerome
31:09
Baker I know he was heard last year but
31:12
you lost a lot of talent I think
31:14
you lost a good defensive coordinator and Vic Fangio and
31:17
you replaced him with an unproven one from the the
31:19
Raven staff which I think could work out in the
31:21
long run but then we still have to wait and
31:23
see it we don't know how Mike McDonald's assistants are
31:25
going to work out in the long run and
31:28
then on top of that like if we're comparing them to the
31:30
Bills the Bills have Josh Allen whereas the
31:32
Dolphins have this question mark that's just
31:34
festering even more now that we've gotten
31:37
to this point in the offseason with
31:39
Tua Tagovailoa and like honestly there isn't
31:42
a great solution to this problem they have
31:44
so like I don't know
31:46
what happens with Tua over the next couple months where I
31:48
look at it and go oh yeah the Dolphins did a
31:50
good thing and like they're they're set up better for the
31:52
future because of it outside of like training him for a
31:54
bunch of first round picks which I don't think is going
31:56
to happen anybody
31:58
want to make the argument for Buffalo
32:00
or New England? I
32:05
will say that for Buffalo
32:07
they were in the conversation for me I ended
32:09
up picking Miami but they were in the conversation for
32:11
me because I feel that if
32:13
the Buffalo Bills win this division and they are favored to win
32:15
the division it's a narrow favorite but they are
32:17
favored it's gonna be a
32:19
Herculean career year career best
32:21
performance from Josh Allen like
32:24
he's going to take
32:26
a next step like a similar next step that we've seen
32:28
the homes take like two or three years ago and that
32:30
I think I'm rather bank
32:32
on that happening and him improving year over
32:34
year and him improving you know continually as
32:36
he grows in his career then to a
32:39
tank of Iowa unlocking something after what was
32:41
a rough offseason for Miami like they weren't
32:43
able to bring a lot of these guys
32:45
back the only thing the only saving grace
32:47
that I'm stewing on is if I can
32:50
hear through the through the or see through
32:52
the smoke screens Mike McGain
32:54
will coming up with another wrinkle to
32:56
this office last year weeks
32:59
one through six third
33:01
best rushing offense by EPA we've seen in
33:03
the last 20 years the
33:05
cheap motion was the most copied concepts
33:07
in football that I can honestly remember
33:10
since like the wildcat that died immediately
33:12
I admit Daniel
33:14
gets back in the lab and comes up with
33:16
some some other fairy dust type of magic maybe
33:19
the Miami Dolphins do get back on a heater I think
33:21
we forget we forget they scored 70 points in week three
33:23
they were averaging 37 points a game in
33:25
weeks one through six like he can get
33:27
in the lab and make some plays so if
33:29
he has another trick up the sleeve what's in
33:31
his bag right what's in my bag because if
33:34
he's good if he's got so I'm gonna wait
33:37
wait but I've got a backpack that's even great
33:39
Daniel carries around league of ads just just throwing
33:41
it out now we're talking now I I do
33:43
think you bring up a little point is and
33:46
that the Dolphins coaching could be underrated and I
33:48
don't know what this defensive staff is gonna look
33:50
like and how they're gonna coach but there is
33:52
a chance that they can like replicate maybe 65%
33:55
of what Baltimore had going on with their defense
33:57
and if that happens like and Mike
33:59
McDay does have another wrinkle, which I
34:02
mean, he's had a new wrinkle like for the past
34:04
five years, even going back to his time as a
34:06
49ers assistant. Like I do think they can make up
34:08
for the offseason, but that doesn't change the fact that
34:10
this was a bad all season for people.
34:14
People were writing articles about the dolphins at
34:16
the end of the 2022 season,
34:18
Mike McDaniel's first year, like, is there a blueprint out
34:20
for this offense? Do you just have to press up
34:22
the line? And like, they lost a lot of games
34:24
down the stretch. And then you go into next year
34:26
and like, literally, they people are calling the greatest show
34:28
on surf, they're ready to give the offensive name, like
34:31
it was so unsolved. It was funny. And like, obviously,
34:33
down the stretch of last season, it wasn't where they
34:35
wanted to be. And to not show up in these
34:37
big moments, Ruiz wrote a great article for the ringer.com
34:39
on that exact topic. I still think
34:41
Mike McDaniel has more. I and maybe that's
34:43
greedy. I'm greedy, but I still think he has more. He
34:45
has to have more is the thing. Yeah,
34:49
true. Right. I still
34:51
think I
34:53
hear everything you guys are saying. I don't
34:55
want to underrate just how much walked
34:57
out of Buffalo this offseason. I don't have this
34:59
in front of me, but I remember we talked
35:02
on another show about how they lost something
35:04
like 5000
35:07
snaps from from starters in
35:10
free agency. I mean, just in
35:12
terms of the releases alone, you know,
35:14
Jordan Poyer, Mitch
35:18
Moore, Trey White, the
35:20
number of just like real contributors that
35:24
that they had to cut, in
35:27
addition to the free agent losses just feels really
35:29
significant. And then in the draft, I think he
35:32
on Coleman has a lot of upside. And that
35:34
was a good recovery from just trading back on night
35:36
one. But it's still
35:40
they're just left in the situation where so much
35:43
went out, then came in, which
35:45
might be good for the long term health of the
35:47
roster. But I think it's tough to see how how
35:49
they're in a better position to start 2024 than they
35:52
were at the end of last
35:54
year. All right, let's move to the West. Lindsay,
35:57
who is your most improved AFC West team?
36:00
Okay, so I guess I just, I know I
36:02
just said that the AIC East was really hard. I
36:05
thought the West was fairly challenging as well. And
36:07
when I went through all of the rosters, I
36:10
think the Chiefs, I picked the
36:12
Chiefs here. Because
36:14
when I looked position by position, the
36:17
places that they were weak last year, I think they
36:19
went ahead and addressed a lot of those. And they
36:22
got better at a number
36:24
of positions. And that should be kind of
36:26
scary for the rest of this division that
36:28
has been just dominated for basically
36:30
a decade now by the Kansas City Chiefs
36:32
that none of the rest of the teams
36:34
in the AIC West, I think made much
36:36
of a significant move
36:38
to close this gap on
36:41
Kansas City. And that said, I mean, I don't think
36:43
that the Chiefs have solved all of their problems. I
36:45
still think there are big question marks about exactly how
36:48
some of these receivers are going to pan out. But,
36:51
you know, and I think some of the offensive line questions
36:53
that had out there still exist. But
36:57
when I look at kind of where
36:59
teams ended the season, whether
37:01
that was, you know, week 18 or
37:03
February 13th winning the Super Bowl, I think the
37:05
Chiefs are the team that have made enough moves
37:07
to get better than
37:11
the rest of the division. I did think
37:13
about the Chargers just in that they've had
37:15
like the most overhaul in terms of like,
37:17
I think they had the biggest coaching change.
37:19
I think moving from Brandon Staley to Jim
37:21
Harbaugh is going to be a huge needle
37:23
shifter that we should, you know, like, I
37:25
don't think we should discount that. But when
37:27
I was looking at the roster, I had
37:29
to go with the Chiefs. What do you
37:31
think is the biggest impact move Kansas City
37:34
made? I
37:36
think it's with both of the receivers spots. I
37:39
think it's with adding Hollywood Brown and
37:41
then drafting Xavier Worthy. And who knows
37:43
how quickly Worthy is going to be
37:45
like a legit contributor. You know, sometimes
37:47
it takes rookies, especially in an Andy
37:49
Reid offense, a while to do
37:51
that. But this is an
37:53
offense that we have seen continually evolve
37:56
over the course of the Mahomes Reid tenure
37:58
where, you know, they went. from having a
38:02
tie-rekill-dominated offense to
38:04
going to bigger, slower receivers trying
38:06
to get as fast a deep
38:08
threat but those guys couldn't cast.
38:10
Now we're going to see what
38:12
this next evolution is. Even
38:15
though it's hard to project exactly how those guys are
38:17
going to pan out, I'm really intrigued
38:19
by what it's going to look like and
38:21
what sort of possibilities it opens up. I
38:25
think I give them the benefits of it
38:27
out in a lot of cases because
38:29
we have seen a lot of them make it
38:31
work with all these different iterations of
38:33
pass catchers. Stephen and Austin,
38:35
did either of you choose Kansas City? I
38:38
chose the Chargers. It was between the
38:40
Chargers and Kansas City. With
38:43
Kansas City, I agree. I feel like you always, in this
38:45
division particularly, I feel like you view the offseason moves
38:47
through the lens of do they have a quarterback or
38:49
not. The Raiders' offseason moves don't really make sense because
38:52
they don't have a quarterback. Denver's
38:54
offseason moves aren't inspiring at all because they don't, well,
38:56
they didn't have a quarterback and I don't know if
38:59
they have one now in BONIX. The
39:01
Chargers, I feel like it's so much easier to
39:03
be optimistic about this offseason because they do have
39:05
a quarterback in Herbert. Then when you really look
39:07
at the moves, they're eating $50
39:10
million in dead cap. They
39:12
took their medicine this offseason, which I think was
39:14
a smart move on their part. Next year, they're
39:17
slated to have over $100 million in cap space,
39:19
fourth most in the NFL right now. That's before
39:21
they can rework the deals of Joey Bosa and
39:23
Derwin James. Some of these guys on
39:25
the wrong side of 30, they're making nearly $30 million
39:27
per year. They have
39:29
a chance to have one of
39:31
the better cap situations in the league next
39:34
year coming off a season
39:36
where they had one of the worst. Like a month ago, they
39:38
had one of the worst. Then when you
39:40
look at the roster and who they lost, they
39:43
didn't lose irreplaceable players.
39:45
They lose Austin Echler, who was hurt last year
39:47
and he's a running back. They lose Mike Williams,
39:49
who barely even played last year. They
39:52
lose Gerald Everett, who you can replace. Michael
39:54
Davis, you can replace. Eric Hendrix was replaceable.
39:56
He was gettable when they signed him. Kenneth
39:58
Murray was not. good linebacker. So they've lost
40:00
a lot of names, and they
40:02
shed a lot of salary. But
40:05
like the roster isn't much worse than it
40:07
was a year ago. And if Herbert's healthy,
40:09
and the coaching is better, and
40:11
some of their young players take a step forward
40:13
in like Joe Alt is a player right away,
40:15
lad mcconnies is the receiver they drafted in the
40:18
second round as a player right away. Like I
40:20
can see the team being better than they were
40:22
last year, and like significantly better than they were
40:24
last year. And if you look at like implied
40:26
playoff odds Vegas doesn't disagree, they have better implied
40:28
playoff odds than the Jaguars do right now. And
40:30
we talked about the charges like there's this team that's destined
40:33
to be one of the worst teams in the league, I
40:35
feel like they have a lot of like 2023 Rams energy
40:37
to them and I wouldn't be surprised if they have the
40:39
same season. Can I say that
40:41
we as a society are not spending enough time
40:43
talking about Jim Harbaugh
40:46
drafting Joe all yes to play
40:49
right tackle. Just the
40:51
most football hard Oh move to
40:53
be like neighbors. Adunze
40:56
No, thanks. Let's take the premium tackle
40:58
off the board and not even ask him to
41:01
play the blind side because we are committing to
41:03
the trenches. I think it's I
41:06
think it's inspired I was like, to me,
41:08
this was the chargers I picked the chargers
41:10
and I didn't think that hard about it just because I
41:13
totally agree. I think they got two
41:15
players in
41:17
all at in lad mcconnies in
41:20
the draft who could be pretty
41:22
immediate, significant contributors.
41:25
And I hear everything about the Chiefs and
41:27
I think they've they've had a totally
41:30
good offseason. They also just get like Chiefs privilege because
41:32
they're going to probably win the Super Bowl. But
41:34
I'm not sure you know, there's
41:37
a world in which Hollywood Brown and
41:39
worthy are a little bit redundant. I in
41:42
general trust Andy Reid to figure out how
41:44
to do that. But I don't know how
41:46
much they're getting immediately that that they didn't
41:48
already have, right.
41:50
And then in free
41:52
agency, their their offseason is kind
41:54
of defined by they spent all the
41:56
money on Chris Jones, which they think that
41:59
was something they needed to do. to do, keep them in the building,
42:01
great, great, great. They
42:03
did lose need, which I think is significant. So
42:05
I don't know that I can say that
42:07
I think that much more went in
42:10
than came out. I just think they're the Chiefs. So they're
42:12
going to be really, really good. And that's fine. But
42:15
I'm, I'm totally in agreement with you, Stephen,
42:17
where I think that there's potential
42:19
for the Chargers to significantly
42:22
improve over expectations
42:25
next season. And
42:28
I really liked their draft. And
42:31
I just think that the
42:34
way that Harbaugh went about prioritizing
42:37
the trench play there feels like
42:39
something that is really smart
42:41
and is sort of a philosophy
42:44
and an identity that they've been missing there.
42:46
Austin, ASU West, tell us.
42:50
I'm with the Chargers as well. I think that,
42:53
you know, part of me considered the Kansas City
42:55
Chiefs. I do actually like the Xavier worthy draft
42:57
pick for the Kansas City Chiefs. I also
43:00
like them adding Kinsey Sumitaya, the BYU office,
43:02
the tackle to compete there and potentially even
43:04
start. But you can't say the Chiefs
43:07
are the most improved team in this division when like
43:09
they're coming off like Super Bowl, back to back, Super
43:11
Bowls. And I don't know, it's tough. It's like, and
43:13
like, I do think that they've gotten better in some
43:15
spots. I think they've gotten worse in some spots. Travis
43:17
Kelsey is not going to be better next year than
43:19
he was last year. There's just no way, right? There's
43:22
no way Travis Kelsey is going to be a better
43:24
football player next year than he was last year. I
43:26
do think that there's regression coming for him. He's obviously
43:28
a focal point of the office. I
43:32
mean, are you exactly, exactly. Well, I
43:34
have a playoff Travis Kelsey. Yeah. Travis
43:37
Kelsey. He was not that good. So I
43:40
don't see that with the with the with
43:42
the contract. I mean, I don't
43:44
I don't know if the contract them coming in, like
43:46
giving him all that money is like, okay, I
43:49
don't think this guy has it anymore. Rishi Rice has
43:51
his own issues off the field. I mean, the contract
43:53
has a big deal on the field. It's
43:56
not an extension. They're just giving him a little bit
43:58
more money. And at a certain point, you know,
44:01
they had 4 million bucks to spare
44:03
and presumably there's
44:05
some possibility of a
44:07
retirement and you do what you need to do
44:10
to keep that player happy. So like, I
44:14
don't think that that looks like we
44:16
believe that, you know, all the
44:18
rhetoric about Travis is a unicorn and
44:20
he's going to play well into his 30s
44:22
and stay at as high of a level
44:24
as he's been, they know.
44:26
Like, I think the Chiefs are
44:28
smart enough to know that he is
44:31
a step slower than he used to be but is
44:33
still capable of turning it on in big moments and
44:35
they're just giving him a little bit of a bump
44:37
to keep him happy. He's
44:40
staring the Jason Witten arc in the face. It's coming.
44:42
It comes for us all. It comes for us all.
44:44
The charter is why I really like what they've done.
44:47
I think that,
44:49
you know, some of me, and
44:51
I think you hinted at this Ruiz, that like, was like,
44:54
hmm, maybe it's going to get worse before it gets better,
44:56
right? They're going to invest in the offensive line. They're going
44:58
to have to shed some players like Keenan Allen and Mike
45:00
Williams and Louis Austin Echler and maybe it gets worse before
45:02
it gets better in Los Angeles. I don't know if that's
45:04
going to be the case. I think it could be immediately
45:07
pretty good in Los Angeles. I like what
45:09
they've done. That's also, I mean, that is
45:11
the hardball history, right? It's coming in and
45:13
rehalling the program pretty quickly. And maybe you
45:15
run into trouble down the road because in
45:17
year five, that guy starts to grate on
45:19
people. But in year one, the results tend
45:21
to be pretty good. Is
45:24
that even true though? The offensive line won
45:26
in championship after year five. I think people,
45:28
do you know who started a great on
45:30
people? Trent Valki started a great on people.
45:35
Let's get, we'll get to him. We'll get to him. The
45:37
Chargers, I want to leave with this. Like they brought
45:39
in Greg Roman. They bring in
45:41
JK, or Gus Edwards. They, there's like,
45:44
there is, there is
45:46
a vision here in terms of this
45:48
offensive line being an absolute monster with
45:50
Rashawn Slater and Joe Aldet tackle, you
45:52
have Jamari Salyer and Zion Johnson, two
45:54
guard spots in Cora Lindsay at center.
45:56
That to me could be
45:58
like a legitimate, like. like, strength to a
46:00
point where, like, they were gonna beat on people. And
46:03
then, just Jim Har in general is just improving the
46:05
vibes in Los Angeles. I'm a believer. I'm definitely a
46:07
Harbaugh believer. I think he's still... No,
46:10
no, I didn't say Jim Har. I didn't say Jim Har. You're
46:12
right. That totally did. Maybe
46:15
I did. Maybe I did. An accidental abbreviation,
46:17
and I'm sorry. Not even an abbreviation, but
46:19
a cut off. But I just feel like
46:21
that the... Harbaugh continues to be underrated. He
46:23
continues to be underrated. I think what he's
46:25
gonna do in Los Angeles is gonna be...
46:28
I'm too stunned by Jim Har to continue
46:30
this conversation, so let's move on to least
46:32
improved. I'm sorry. You will never apologize enough
46:34
for that often, Gail. Stephen, who is your
46:36
least improved AMP C West team? I have
46:38
a feeling no problem. I'm gonna be in agreement.
46:42
I'm picking the Broncos. And, like, I don't
46:44
think they had, like, the worst offseason of
46:46
the 14th. I want our listeners to know
46:48
that everyone is just nodding in their little
46:50
Zoom. I would say
46:52
the Raiders had the most naive offseason
46:55
and, like, not very productive, even
46:57
though they did a lot of
46:59
activity. Like, you got Antonio Pierce dropping these sound
47:01
bites all the time. But, like, they didn't solve
47:03
the quarter. There's a vision there, Ruiz. There's a
47:05
vision there. Would you like to explain what it
47:08
is? I'm envisioning Aiden O'Connell
47:10
starting week one. That's my vision. No,
47:16
I'm with you on the Broncos. I think that the Raiders,
47:19
that's it's gonna get worse before it gets worse type
47:21
of thing. The Raiders have hired more head coaches than
47:23
any team in the NFL over the last 25 years.
47:25
It's gonna continue to be bad until we figure out
47:27
the quarterback position. For the Denver
47:29
Broncos, the vibes aren't getting better.
47:32
The quarterback position is arguably not getting better. The
47:35
receiving room is getting worse. The
47:37
defense, in my opinion, has not improved over the offseason.
47:39
Like, there is nothing to like about this Broncos offseason.
47:41
And it just continues to get worse with every detail
47:43
we find out about their profits. Do we still have
47:46
confidence in Sean Payton? That's my question. Do we have
47:48
confidence in Sean Payton during this around? I do not
47:50
right now. If Phonix is the guy he's hitching his
47:52
wagon to, I'm sorry. I'm off. I'm off the train.
47:57
The best explanation for that, though, is, like, I think
47:59
it was Jill. how do you who said
48:01
it either with us or on extra point
48:03
taken where he's like This how
48:05
many more years does Sean Payton got left? He's like,
48:07
I'm not gonna start Jared sit him next year It's
48:10
like I'd rather swing the bat on Bo Nicks on
48:12
resources that don't matter to me at all So
48:14
just get a slight upgrade at quarterback rather than like
48:16
even think about any type of long-term plan and that
48:19
kind of decision-making Is what's gonna keep the Broncos in
48:21
a hole that they've dug themselves in. Don't worry. He's
48:23
gonna be my home I Can't
48:27
feel And I I
48:29
do think that like this is an example of Sean
48:31
Payton just being like it's kind of like the Kyle
48:33
Shanahan thing When we talked about his view on quarterbacks
48:36
where I think Peyton was like Bo Nicks He's
48:39
played the most football if you watch him, he's
48:41
comfortable in the pocket. He goes to his progressions
48:43
He listens to his coaches like just give me
48:45
that guy Just give me an on-field avatar and
48:47
I'm smart enough to do the rest and
48:49
like one I think Sean Payton is confident enough to believe
48:51
that he can make it work like that We saw it
48:53
at the end of his reign in New Orleans To
48:56
he doesn't really have a choice now looking at
48:58
this roster like this roster needs every bit of
49:00
his genius for this to work And
49:02
Bo Nicks needs every bit of his genius
49:04
for his rookie contract to work Not
49:07
a good spot Militite
49:11
ended pain. I don't come
49:13
on now. Come on now. We oh
49:16
we over we overuse genius We overuse
49:18
genius we overuse genius. Come on. He
49:20
made a player Teddy Bridgewater As his
49:23
quarterback man, let's let's come let's give
49:25
him some credit How
49:28
long ago was that? How long ago
49:30
you were just gonna throw 25 yards downfield and
49:32
they were playing in the divisional round every year
49:34
I'm not I'm not taking flowers away from Let
49:38
it let the record Sean Payton
49:40
has the outside kick was
49:42
great. You referenced it earlier So
49:45
he tried to be let's not forget that he
49:47
did it as his first play as Denver Broncos
49:49
head coach Does he called an iron side kick
49:52
to open last season and it failed? Okay, you need
49:54
a new John
49:57
Payton has cooked Sean Payton has cooked
49:59
and now he is cooked. Okay, like
50:01
it's fine. It comes first all. This
50:07
is not in dispute. I just want
50:09
the record to reflect that Sean Paine has cooked.
50:12
The exercise that I tried to do with myself is
50:14
just to say what is the best move that the
50:17
Broncos have made this
50:19
offseason? Like their biggest free agency deal
50:22
was for Brandon Jones, the safety.
50:24
Like it's really hard to go down the
50:26
list. That is good as Justin Simmons.
50:28
Right. And you
50:30
factor in that Justin Simmons was like a pretty beloved,
50:33
like one of very few players who people
50:35
were like, oh yeah, I like that Bronco.
50:38
It's really hard. I mean, Lindsay, do you have one
50:41
where you can be like, yeah,
50:44
that was a good move. No. And I think
50:46
like everybody around here in Denver
50:48
is like waiting for another shoot a drop
50:50
that like feels like they're not done with
50:54
bad or like questionable moves. You
50:57
know, they got so they they're not done.
50:59
No. So I mean, you know, they had the New
51:01
Jersey release a couple weeks ago that were like widely
51:03
panned except for the throwbacks, which are awesome.
51:05
And they should be wearing the
51:08
throwback all the time. Like they're fine. The
51:10
old uniforms were bad. It was time
51:12
to go. Like they're fine. They
51:14
could have been better. The throwbacks are awesome. But
51:16
you know, who's noticed who is absent
51:19
from the rollout of all of
51:21
the uniform reveal and all of the
51:23
photos, all of the videos, everything was Portland Sutton, who
51:26
is one of their like actually good
51:28
players. So everybody is waiting
51:30
for like another, another good player
51:33
to walk out the door. You
51:35
know, I think I brought it up on
51:37
this pod before is like the whole Jersey
51:39
idea. They unveiled these New Jersey is like,
51:41
for sale, everybody get them. Who
51:44
would you get? There are like no,
51:46
like marquee players that you feel good about
51:48
like, I this player is going to be
51:50
here a long time. I love this guy.
51:53
I want to root. I mean,
51:55
is he I don't even know. That's the one
51:57
if Sean Page, because even Even
52:02
like a throwback sirtan jersey would be sick,
52:04
but you don't even know if he's got
52:06
long-term plans and the worst thing you can
52:08
do. The only good move that they made business-wise
52:10
is that the throwbacks are sick and you can
52:12
go get a John L. Way
52:14
or a Shannon Sharp. Throwback
52:17
jersey and Ed McCaffrey, Sean
52:21
P. or something, yes. Sean
52:23
Payton's Kobe Bryant when he's like, job's not
52:25
finished, but it's just kidding. Just make it
52:27
work, just continue to just do horrible. He's
52:32
gonna make us record this segment in a week.
52:34
He's gonna train his best players. But
52:38
yeah, I mean, they haven't made good moves. They
52:41
haven't had a lot of money to spend. I
52:45
wrote a note in the Jets section about
52:47
addition by subtraction by getting rid of Zach
52:49
Wilson, who the Broncos have now added to
52:51
just make the vibes even weirder
52:54
in that absolutely weird in that room.
52:56
So, yeah, I mean, I think we're all kind
52:59
of definitely done with him to pick up his
53:01
fifth-year option. I mean, never in a million years.
53:03
Yeah, though. Oh my God. I don't know why
53:05
there's like 48 hours to go. That's a Matt
53:07
Rule. Move. Sean
53:09
Payton is in the zone where
53:12
it just feels
53:14
like anything is possible with the quarterback. Do
53:17
you know how Sean Payton turns it around? This is a
53:19
low. He turns this around and beats Austin's allegations. You gotta
53:21
get rid of the visor, man. I
53:24
gave the same advice to Doug Peterson. It's 2024. The
53:27
visor doesn't work anymore. Office of geniuses
53:29
aren't wearing the visor. Josh
53:32
McDaniel's wore the visor. Where's he? Where's
53:34
he? You know, like the visor is
53:36
a death knell. I also think that, and this is
53:38
the last time I'll say it, but what's in Sean
53:40
Payton's backpack? Is it a framed
53:43
picture of the on-site kick? Is it Taysom Hill's phone
53:45
number on a piece of napkin? Like
53:47
what's going on? It's definitely a framed picture of
53:49
Taysom Hill. Is the framed picture Taysom Hill? What's
53:51
going on? What's going on? His
53:53
quarterbacking talent is in there. The,
54:00
yeah, I don't
54:02
know, like a notebook where he writes down everyone
54:04
who's wronged him in the past so
54:06
that he can enact his revenge. And
54:09
we know it's not like a takeout sushi menu because
54:11
he's made it. It's very clear. It's
54:14
not like sushi. Probably
54:16
some chicken tenders. I don't know. I
54:19
mean, okay. Ditch
54:21
the visor would be one thing. The
54:24
funniest thing for Sean Payton to do would
54:27
be to film a What's in My Bag
54:29
segment with like the Broncos content team. It
54:31
would be electric. Self-awareness.
54:35
That would be good. That would actually like be good.
54:37
It would be really good. No, I don't expect it.
54:39
Yes, I do not expect it, but I will forward
54:41
this segment to some people who could pitch that and
54:43
see if they can get that happen. Please,
54:45
please. All right. Let's go to
54:48
the AMC North. Austin, kick us off. Who got better
54:51
in the North? Why
54:54
do I want to say the
54:57
Ravens? I don't know. I think all these
54:59
teams didn't like make major, major splashes in
55:01
free and sealed draft, but I do think
55:03
I came out of the Ravens draft class
55:06
like most impressed. I think that they're a
55:08
team that continues to draft value-wise
55:11
against the consensus board. They're
55:13
also looking at steals versus the consensus board. Essentially
55:15
any pick in the top 50, that's more than 10
55:17
to 15 picks above consensus. They have four of
55:19
like some of the biggest hits on that board and
55:22
they continue to like tap into that. I think
55:24
that the Baltimore Ravens got better and I think that
55:27
this one's another tough one though. I
55:29
don't know. I think that I can't say the Pittsburgh Steelers.
55:32
I can't say the Pittsburgh Steelers even with this combination
55:34
of Justin Fields and Russell
55:37
Wilson. The Cleveland Browns, I still them
55:39
being healthy is obviously going to make them a better football
55:42
team next year. They suffered a lot
55:44
of injuries. I think that was a core reason why
55:46
Kevin Zefanski won coach of the year last year is
55:48
because he was playing without his left tackle, right tackle,
55:50
star running back. Injury is obviously at quarterback. Since
55:53
Sandy Bangles in the same vein, if Joe Burrow is
55:55
healthy and obviously T Higgins still under contract, Trey Hendrickson
55:57
requesting a trade with still under contract, I think this
56:00
team is able to kind of compete as long as Burro's
56:02
healthy. The Ravens are the team that I saw add talent
56:04
in free agency and not add talent in
56:06
the draft and not lose a ton of talent in free
56:08
agency. I'm curious why you
56:10
said you feel like you can't say the
56:12
feeler. I know the
56:14
you know the quarterback room is not exactly
56:17
inspiring, but given what they
56:19
gave up very little to add
56:23
there and then the
56:26
fact that their draft seems to be the
56:28
one one of the drafts
56:30
that's getting a huge amount of praise.
56:34
I was expecting a lot of feelers shatter in this
56:36
category, but what are you not impressed by there? I
56:40
guess I you know, I think that their draft
56:42
class is one that I really liked as well. I think
56:44
going Trove for the town and round one and also getting
56:46
Zach Frazier of the West Virginia Center and round two were
56:48
both like value picks. I think that building a line that
56:50
move it on for the young quarterback. Exactly
56:54
and then even just the improvement from Matt Canada to Arthur
56:56
Smith. Say what you want about Arthur Smith. I think it's
56:58
going to be a lot better than where they were last
57:00
year. I just come back to it. I don't know who's
57:03
playing quarterback with him. I
57:06
like Arthur Smith. I think
57:08
right now Fandall has the odds at Russell Wilson
57:10
being the starter at minus 750. If Justin Fields
57:12
isn't the starter to open the season, I question
57:15
a lot of the decision making process and like
57:17
who's making these decisions? Why? Why is Russell Wilson
57:19
starting over Justin Fields? What is the upshot of
57:21
that? Why not try? I agree, but you want
57:24
to be like what if he is? Yeah, right
57:26
because I would be the starter as an upgrade
57:29
at quarterback for the Steelers. Absolutely.
57:31
If fields is the starter and Arthur Smith is able to
57:33
like cater this offense to his skill set, like running the
57:35
football and doing these different things. I think there's a lot of
57:37
value there, but like they're going to have to play in different
57:39
offices. Like Russell Wilson does not have the juice anymore. And so
57:41
I think that yeah, what we're seeing
57:43
in the betting odds and obviously what we've seen already in
57:46
that I think that Russell Wilson is going to
57:48
end up being the starter and that worries me. I don't even know if that's
57:50
enough for you over Kenny Pickett. Yeah, it is. Let's
57:53
go back and rewatch Kenny Pickett. First
57:55
of all, yes. Second of
57:57
all, I'm. We'll
58:01
have to have this conversation in the fall at
58:03
some point because I'm just trying and
58:06
maybe this is desperate grasping
58:08
at some semblance of rationality.
58:12
I'm choosing to believe that
58:15
talent is going to win out and I
58:18
think that Justin Fields has more to offer the Steelers.
58:20
I also, by the way, the Steelers are paying him
58:22
more money and neither case is it a lot but
58:24
they're paying him more
58:26
than twice as much as they're spending to have
58:28
Russell Wilson on the roster and to
58:30
some extent those things matter to football team.
58:33
So Justin Fields is
58:36
playing there which I think he will be because
58:38
I think he is the better player. The
58:41
fact that their draft class and
58:44
their moves have been
58:46
designed to create a context that can help either quarterback
58:48
and can help in any situation and by the way
58:50
can also help you know if these are
58:52
short term moves and they have maybe
58:55
they become a Dak Prescott contender
58:58
or maybe Kurt Cousins
59:01
gets so mad in Atlanta that something happens
59:03
and or it's another quarterback that
59:05
they draft or something happens there in the future.
59:07
The fact that they are rebuilding
59:09
that offensive line in particular I think is going
59:11
to help no matter who is playing quarterback
59:14
and to Lindsay's point let
59:17
us not forget what that looked like last year
59:20
and I think behind an
59:22
improved line which they should have
59:24
with a better offensive
59:26
coordinator and hopefully with
59:28
with Seals having
59:31
won that job and being in an offense that makes
59:33
sense for his skill set I just think that that's going to
59:35
be a meaningful
59:37
improvement. Steven where are
59:39
you on the Steelers or on your most improved
59:41
North team you can take that in either direction.
59:44
I feel like this was the hardest one to
59:46
pick because like none of these off seasons really
59:48
moved me I think I
59:50
agree with Austin like I think the Bengals in
59:52
terms of net like losses and gains I think they're
59:54
the ones that that lost the least amount of talent but
59:57
I think they're the ones that kind of went into
59:59
offseason with questions that. I don't think people
1:00:01
were asking enough. Like this defense really fell off down
1:00:03
the stretch and really it
1:00:06
they lost talent from it over the last couple of
1:00:08
years. And I think that matters more than we realized.
1:00:10
And I think we need to give more credit to
1:00:12
the defensive side of the ball for the success of
1:00:15
that team has had in January over the last couple
1:00:17
of years. And if they don't have it, like this
1:00:19
is going to change. And I think the fact that
1:00:21
we haven't had a resolution on T Higgins and that's
1:00:23
still an open ended discussion is a
1:00:25
loss for them. So I can't give them the win,
1:00:28
even though I think they probably had the best offseason
1:00:30
on paper and then like even with Baltimore, it's tough
1:00:32
to say because they've lost so much, not
1:00:35
even like from the roster, but from the
1:00:38
coaching staff, like losing Mike McDonald is a
1:00:40
huge deal. I
1:00:42
can't harp on that enough. And I
1:00:44
don't think like bringing in Derek Henry. I
1:00:47
don't think that's going to change a dump. That's not
1:00:49
going to move the needle enough to make up for
1:00:52
the fact that they just lost maybe the best defensive
1:00:54
coordinator in the NFL, the best defensive play caller. And
1:00:56
then some of his assistants, they lose an assistant to
1:00:58
Miami. They lose that court in Miami. I
1:01:02
think it's going to be tough for them to replicate what they did last
1:01:04
year. And then like the Steelers and
1:01:06
Browns offseason don't move. I don't I don't want to
1:01:08
pick a team here. I don't think any of them
1:01:10
are the most improved. I think they've all moved, improved
1:01:12
or got worse the same amount. Yeah,
1:01:16
I thought we were going to have more and more enthusiasm
1:01:18
for the north. I got to say, I really
1:01:20
like the Bengals draft. I thought you were
1:01:22
I was really wrong about where this this
1:01:25
part was going to go. I thought you were all going to come in
1:01:27
here with Steelers
1:01:29
takes. And I was going
1:01:31
to come come on and say, let's put
1:01:34
some respect on the Cincinnati Bengals draft, because
1:01:36
I do think the fact that, you
1:01:38
know, look, they have
1:01:40
lost some defensive talent. They are
1:01:42
in a situation where the bills
1:01:45
are coming due on some of the high impact players.
1:01:47
And that's a that's a tricky mold to be in
1:01:49
for an NFL team and for a front office to
1:01:51
navigate. But I think taking
1:01:53
a big swing on MIMS
1:01:56
in the first round is an exciting
1:01:58
move for them. I like. that
1:02:00
they are taking a chance
1:02:05
and going for something high upside there. And
1:02:07
in particular, I love the
1:02:10
idea of the Bengals building
1:02:12
just an absolutely ginormous offensive
1:02:14
line. I mean, think
1:02:16
of Joe Burrow's history. I
1:02:18
think that's a smart building block
1:02:20
for them. And
1:02:23
they still were able to add a potential
1:02:27
impact player in the second round in
1:02:29
Chris Jenkins. So, you know,
1:02:31
shout out to Big Lou, we'll see what he can do
1:02:33
there. So actually, I thought that they
1:02:35
had a really smart draft. The T Hagan
1:02:37
situation is unfortunate.
1:02:41
I am, you know, one of my
1:02:43
personal Roman empires is that even
1:02:46
though the franchise tag is such a like
1:02:48
kind of unfair tool of player
1:02:51
control that the disposal of teams,
1:02:53
if you're using the franchise tag
1:02:55
a lot, it's because you're not making smart
1:02:57
moves early enough in your your player contract.
1:03:00
So that's not great. But at the same time,
1:03:02
looks like T Higgins is going to be a Bengal next
1:03:05
season. So at the very least,
1:03:07
they're in a situation where they can can
1:03:10
go and try to make a run and
1:03:14
still have their their
1:03:16
two elite
1:03:18
receivers. So I don't
1:03:20
know. I think I'm higher on the north overall than
1:03:24
maybe you guys are. I like a lot of the
1:03:26
music. I guess my concern, especially with like the Steelers
1:03:28
and the Bengals, is that the draft
1:03:31
class won't be ready to contribute in a way
1:03:33
that moves the needle in twenty twenty four. I
1:03:36
think down the road. Yes, I think this these two draft
1:03:38
classes have set these teams up. But I don't know about
1:03:40
for twenty twenty four. I don't know if they filled the
1:03:43
holes that these teams have. Like the Bengals had
1:03:45
holes beyond Joe Burrow getting hurt. And I think
1:03:47
the fact that he did get hurt and the
1:03:49
fact that he missed half the season has kind
1:03:51
of covered that up and covered
1:03:53
up their deficiencies. We haven't paid attention to them
1:03:55
at all because we assume Joe Burrow is coming
1:03:57
back and everything's going to be fine. He was
1:03:59
playing. during the season, like the first half of
1:04:01
the season, I know it was hurt for the first month, but
1:04:04
it did look great then either. Joe
1:04:07
Barro getting hurt is like crashing, like wrecking a car,
1:04:10
but like right before that, like you threw up on
1:04:12
that seat and like, wait, did we look at the
1:04:14
defense? Did we look at the defense and what was
1:04:16
going down here? Like this is not going well before
1:04:18
all this happened. But then you're like, well, the car's
1:04:20
wrecked. Who cares? Like next year we restart,
1:04:23
we get this whole thing refreshed up and we're going to
1:04:25
be back in the saddle. The more I talk about, talk
1:04:27
this out, the more I feel like it is really the
1:04:29
Ravens division to lose. They have the best
1:04:31
quarterback in this division, in my opinion. And I also feel
1:04:33
that like, yes, losing Mike McDonald, I still think that this
1:04:35
roster is good enough to be, I think they're the
1:04:37
rightful favorites. Now, would
1:04:39
I sprinkle a little unit or two on
1:04:42
the Steelers plus 750? Cause I think
1:04:44
this division could be kind of chaos, especially cause all of
1:04:46
them are a little top heavy in terms of their rosters.
1:04:48
Absolutely. And sorry, I heard that. Everybody's
1:04:50
in agreement on Cleveland at the bottom. They
1:04:53
didn't have a lot of resources. I would definitely
1:04:55
put them at the bottom. They didn't have the
1:04:57
resources. And I just want to correct myself. You
1:04:59
said, Zach Orr went to Miami. Anthony Weaver went
1:05:02
to Miami. Zach Orr took over in Baltimore for
1:05:04
Mike McDonald. Yeah. Catch,
1:05:06
good catch. All right. AFC
1:05:09
South, our last division. Lindsey,
1:05:12
you want to start us with the most
1:05:14
improved? Yeah, I
1:05:16
mean, I think it's the Texans.
1:05:19
They had money to spend. They had- At
1:05:22
some point they'd spend it. And
1:05:24
they spent it. They had limited
1:05:26
draft resources because of the previous moves
1:05:29
that they have made a little
1:05:31
bit, right? They still had a little bit less
1:05:33
from their Deshaun Watson trade, but the move for
1:05:35
last year when they moved up to get Will
1:05:38
Anderson Jr. after getting CJ Stroud. So they
1:05:40
were a little hampered in terms of their
1:05:42
draft resources, but they went out and spent
1:05:44
money. And this is, I think when we're
1:05:46
talking about the Texans, we kind of have
1:05:48
to remember what their previous off seasons were
1:05:50
like, where they could not bring in guys
1:05:53
and free agency on anything beyond these,
1:05:55
like one year, kind
1:05:57
of that minimum type of deal. were
1:06:00
not a destination place. Free agents were not
1:06:02
wanting to play there. There were questions about
1:06:04
the coaching staff and how long the coaches
1:06:07
were going to be in place there.
1:06:09
Ownership was a big question. And all of a
1:06:12
sudden, this has become a place where it
1:06:15
seems like guys want to play. CJ
1:06:19
Trout is a hell of a recruiter, it seems
1:06:21
like, just from watching the tape and saying
1:06:23
that's a guy I want to play with. But then also, I also
1:06:26
think he's just like, did
1:06:28
you guys watch him on Michael Parsons' podcast?
1:06:31
Yeah, like, this is
1:06:33
a dude that I think when you get in a
1:06:35
room with him and you get to like, talk football,
1:06:37
watch football, have any sort of interaction with him, you're
1:06:39
like, that's the guy I
1:06:41
want to I want to be on a team with him. So I
1:06:44
just think that they, at
1:06:46
a lot of places just made some smart moves, maybe
1:06:48
the finances of some of the
1:06:51
decisions, you know, the
1:06:53
Danielle Hunter deal versus keeping Jonathan Grenard,
1:06:55
they're paying Hunter more than they could
1:06:57
have paid, maybe would have
1:06:59
paid Grenard, he's older. But I
1:07:02
think they got better at a lot of
1:07:04
positions. And they're going to, they put themselves
1:07:06
in a situation here now, where they're not
1:07:08
going to be like a sneaky playoff team,
1:07:11
they're building to be like a perennial playoff
1:07:13
contender. So I like them,
1:07:15
I think there are some risky moves involved.
1:07:17
Stefan Diggs is probably the riskiest of them
1:07:19
just in terms of if it hits, like
1:07:22
that is great. He could be a great elevator
1:07:24
for CJ Stroud, it also has the potential to
1:07:27
like, blow up the chemistry of your
1:07:29
receiver room in your offense if it's not working.
1:07:32
But overall, I really, really, really like what
1:07:34
the Texans have done and what they're building.
1:07:38
I do think that it's a really, really good
1:07:40
example of and seems kind of
1:07:42
stupid to say, but like what drafting a good
1:07:44
quarterback and bringing in a good
1:07:46
head coach can do like like like D'Amico
1:07:49
Ryan's who hired Bobby Sloane at
1:07:51
the offensive coordinator and like obviously was a longtime
1:07:53
Texans player and like him bringing a culture and
1:07:55
a vision and obviously he was celebrated as the
1:07:57
defensive coordinator in San Francisco. That's a dub. Then
1:08:00
you draft CJ Stroud, who like on the
1:08:03
football field obviously was heroic last year, right?
1:08:06
Like awesome. 10
1:08:09
quarterback in the league. And
1:08:11
he's this like locker room magnet. Like he
1:08:13
looks like a locker room like amplifier in
1:08:15
terms of any clip you see of him
1:08:17
talking with either teammates or even like opponents,
1:08:19
like Michael Parsons and stuff like you're just
1:08:21
like attracted to what he has to say.
1:08:24
Massive, massive dub. That
1:08:26
can hide a lot of like, like all of a sudden Nico
1:08:29
Collins does look a lot better. And this offensive line does, you
1:08:31
know, a tight as power contract does make sense. And like all
1:08:33
this other stuff like, Oh, you know what? I can kind of
1:08:35
get on board with this tank. That was
1:08:37
only 160 pounds soaking wet. But like, this is working
1:08:39
for me like CJ Stroud and D'Amico Ryan's and Bobby
1:08:42
Stolich have been like a not a band aid, but
1:08:44
like they just make everything look a little bit better.
1:08:46
And I think that has been awesome to see in
1:08:48
Houston. Obviously, it's like a really cool success story to
1:08:50
follow. What I will say in addition
1:08:52
to that with the Stefan Dix piece, and I'm glad you
1:08:54
brought it up, I do think that that is my biggest
1:08:57
thing I'm looking for this year. Because
1:08:59
we all saw the details about the contract and like
1:09:01
he was going to come in with like three years,
1:09:03
nine guaranteed like, Oh, this is a nice deal. Second round
1:09:05
pick, he could be a part of like this, this
1:09:07
transition. He's like, No, I actually only want a one
1:09:09
year deal, because I want to stay motivated on and
1:09:11
off the football field. What I'm
1:09:13
really interested in is if the first four weeks of the
1:09:15
season, Dix isn't getting his
1:09:17
targets and maybe the Texans start maybe
1:09:20
two and two or three and one
1:09:22
even, but he's not the focal point
1:09:24
of the offense. How much does he
1:09:26
strong arm his way into funneling himself
1:09:28
the football either through conversations with a
1:09:30
very young still being evaluated offensive coordinator
1:09:32
and Bobby Sloak and an objectively very
1:09:34
young quarterback and like, if
1:09:36
that messes with Nico Collins in a contract year or
1:09:39
the development with tank Dell and on
1:09:41
his way that worries me a little bit now like D'Amico
1:09:44
Ryan's in my opinion does give energy like Antonio Pearson that's
1:09:46
like Guardians at the gate like we're not letting cancers in
1:09:48
the locker room and I'm just going to make sure the
1:09:50
vibes are good. So I think he's going to be able
1:09:52
to defend that. But Dix has been in two locker rooms
1:09:54
now and at both times he's left on bad terms and
1:09:56
he's when's the last time you seen a star player go.
1:10:00
to a team and everyone knows he's not
1:10:02
coming back from the chair. Like it's like guaranteed. Like
1:10:04
he's on a one-year deal, he's going to want for a
1:10:06
big money and like they probably want Nico Collins and Sam,
1:10:08
they probably have to save money for CJ Stroud like to
1:10:10
bring in a star that wants the football like a
1:10:12
25 to 30% target chair and
1:10:15
no, he's not coming back. That's going
1:10:17
to introduce vibes that I don't even know if it's happened before.
1:10:19
It's going to be an interesting challenge for Ryan's and the staff.
1:10:23
I mean, I feel like you have to pick the Texans
1:10:25
by default, especially when you look at the other teams in
1:10:27
this division. I mean, obviously they spend a lot of money.
1:10:29
I do think there's like some danger of becoming the 2019
1:10:31
Browns here. Like
1:10:33
you get the rookie quarterback and then you just try to
1:10:35
rush everything and you give them all these tools. And then
1:10:37
like the second season doesn't go as well. We saw that
1:10:39
in Cleveland after Baker Mayfield rookie
1:10:41
year. One thing is, I think Tomiko Rines is
1:10:43
a better coach than Freddie Kitchens is.
1:10:46
And then CJ Stroud is way better than Baker Mayfield
1:10:49
ever was. But
1:10:51
interesting. Interesting. I
1:10:53
do think there is a little concern there that
1:10:55
it's too much too soon with them. That like
1:10:57
when you compare them to other teams in the
1:10:59
division, it's funny because these teams are just like
1:11:01
leaning into their bits even more. The Colts did
1:11:03
nothing. Like this is Chris Balak's thing at this
1:11:06
point is we're going to bring back the same
1:11:08
team for the most part, add a couple of
1:11:10
mid day two picks and then try to win
1:11:12
eight games. That's what they're doing with this offseason.
1:11:14
The Jaguars, it's another Trent Balke masterclass, bringing in
1:11:16
a bunch of talent and overpaying for it. Not
1:11:20
needle moving talent necessarily. I do think the Jaguars
1:11:22
got better, but the price they paid was
1:11:24
a little too steep for me, which reminds me
1:11:26
of the previous offseason or two off-seasons ago when
1:11:29
they get Christian Kirk and they bring in the
1:11:31
receivers. And then there's the Titans who just
1:11:35
no rhyme or reason to how this team acquires
1:11:37
players. What their timeline is. Is this team trying
1:11:39
to win now? Are they trying to win in
1:11:41
five years? I don't understand it. I
1:11:44
mean, I think this is a three team division.
1:11:46
This is a three team division. No,
1:11:48
the Titans. The Titans,
1:11:51
the son is the head coach. His
1:11:55
dad is on the staff. I mean, their
1:11:57
whole shit's wax. I don't know what they're
1:11:59
doing over there. picking the players and like, you're
1:12:01
like, you're going to tell your dad that you're
1:12:03
not picking an offensive lineman. No,
1:12:05
he's right. Like they don't have
1:12:07
it. They don't even have a timeline. Like what's
1:12:10
the timeline? Like they have nothing. They wanted Joe
1:12:12
all at seven. They ended up still forcing offensive
1:12:14
tackle because Bill Callahan's literal dad is on the
1:12:16
staff, probably strong hiring and making some of those
1:12:19
decisions. But they're still
1:12:21
not the least improved team. This Trent
1:12:23
bulky continues to both literally
1:12:25
and figuratively start in front of people and
1:12:27
no one's willing to listen. No one's willing
1:12:29
to listen because this is
1:12:32
a team that was drafted below
1:12:34
consensus, 500 spots
1:12:36
below consensus over the NFL draft, 500 spots as
1:12:38
in first round, second round, third round, fourth round,
1:12:40
fifth round, sixth round, seventh round. Literally just like
1:12:42
my board. I'm sticking to it. I don't care.
1:12:44
I can't believe how fast you can get words
1:12:46
out of your mouth, Austin Gale. It,
1:12:48
it, when are we going
1:12:51
to pod? I am,
1:12:53
I am flabbergasted anew. I know you're, I
1:12:56
know you're cooking right now. I
1:12:58
know you're cooking. I just
1:13:00
got to say, I mean,
1:13:02
that was really something. It's
1:13:06
getting to the point where urban
1:13:08
Meyer might be under. It's
1:13:10
getting to that point. It's getting to that
1:13:12
point. Take Trevor
1:13:14
Lawrence, Trevor Lawrence was gift wrapped a
1:13:16
Trent bulky on a freaking golden platter
1:13:18
and he's wasted him. Brought in Doug
1:13:20
Pearson to be an adult in the
1:13:22
room. And then one year after they
1:13:24
went to play off game, he relinquished
1:13:26
his office to play calling duties to
1:13:28
press Taylor and they freaking dropped the
1:13:31
ball, signing Christian Kirk, bringing in Gabe
1:13:33
Davis. Now time to pay up. The
1:13:36
four of the five starters on the offensive line have
1:13:38
been brought in by Trent bulky, either drafted, traded for,
1:13:40
or signed the entire receiver room and
1:13:42
the tight end drafted, traded for, or
1:13:44
signed by Trent bulky, the quarterback and
1:13:47
the running back Trent bulky. If this
1:13:49
doesn't work and he gets to
1:13:51
like push out another coach like he did
1:13:53
with Jim Harbaugh, by the way, this is
1:13:55
a freaking disaster. Like the Jaguars are
1:13:57
literally ruining what people are calling the
1:14:00
princess. promised with a guy who is
1:14:02
farting on camera. Like, what
1:14:04
are we doing? I can't get over it.
1:14:07
I also have the Jags is my least improved.
1:14:10
Even though I like favorite one. I'm sorry. I'm
1:14:13
sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, they
1:14:15
needed to add a corner bag to
1:14:17
play opposite Tyson Campbell and they didn't.
1:14:20
But how do you follow
1:14:22
Urban Meyer is underrated? I
1:14:25
don't... Can we talk about it?
1:14:27
I'm ready to talk about it. We have the
1:14:29
conversation. I suppose I think we just did. I
1:14:32
think we just did. And I'm glad. I'm
1:14:35
glad we had it at a reasonable speed
1:14:38
because then people can really hear your words.
1:14:41
Awesome. People can really interpret. Yeah, really
1:14:43
soak it in because it comes in so like tempered.
1:14:45
Yeah, you want to let that journey. You want to
1:14:47
let it... You want to let it grade a well-marbled
1:14:50
take like that. You really want
1:14:52
to let it... Wait, I'm
1:14:55
all for a bulky hate fest. But
1:14:57
like, who did they lose? How are they least
1:14:59
improved? I don't get that take, even if they
1:15:01
overpaid for it. So
1:15:04
here's what it is. They
1:15:06
lost Ryan Nielsen, the defensive coordinator, who everyone
1:15:09
was celebrating as this new veteran. He
1:15:11
literally left for a lateral move to get out of
1:15:13
there. Like left to get out of Jacksonville. He's like,
1:15:15
I got to go. That's the headline loss? Is
1:15:19
Ryan Nielsen? I don't think they lost that much. I
1:15:21
was going to say that they had a really
1:15:23
glaring need at cornerback that they didn't fill.
1:15:26
And I do like the Brian Thomas pick. And
1:15:30
I like what they... that they traded back
1:15:32
in round one. But
1:15:34
ultimately, you are compensating
1:15:37
for the fact that you bungled the Calvin Ridley
1:15:39
situation. And
1:15:41
I also... I mean, Steven, has your least improved as
1:15:43
the Colts? Yeah, I'm picking the Colts.
1:15:47
Enough of this Chris Ballard stuff, man. Like this
1:15:49
is why he does it because Falcon actually makes
1:15:51
moves and he gets rigged for it.
1:15:54
Yes, it... Here's who they signed. Flacco,
1:15:56
Rayquod, Davis and Trey Sermon. You
1:16:02
have a second year quarterback on a rookie
1:16:04
deal. You are saving money on your quarterback.
1:16:06
And your big move is Joe Flacco. Well,
1:16:11
I did. So I think they had a better, I think they had a
1:16:13
better draft than the Jaguars ultimately did.
1:16:16
I mean, that's fine, but the draft is not gonna hit it. It's
1:16:18
not gonna hit it in 2024. I
1:16:21
still, and I even still feel like that's overrated,
1:16:24
right? Like I think Lietu Latu is a great
1:16:26
edge rusher, maybe arguably the best pass rusher in
1:16:28
this class, but like Chris Ballard in the frontwards
1:16:30
hat, like with the slick back lettuce, just celebrating
1:16:32
it. Like it's the steal, the draft is absurd
1:16:34
to me. Adana Mitchell in the second round, like,
1:16:36
yeah, it's the seal versus consensus board, but he
1:16:39
fell for a reason. Sometimes the data point that
1:16:41
all 32 teams pass on him once, it's not
1:16:43
twice, means something. So I- You
1:16:46
can't rip the Jaguar for not following
1:16:48
the consensus board and then turn around
1:16:50
and say sometimes, who cares about the
1:16:52
consensus board? I'm just saying- This
1:16:54
is a game Ballard plays. No, Ballard's overrated. Ballard's
1:16:57
a bit overrated. I don't think he's worse than
1:16:59
bulky, obviously. I think he's just a bit overrated
1:17:01
because he like doesn't shoot. Like
1:17:03
where's that shot? Where's the chips? Let's see
1:17:06
a little chip action. I wanna see someone
1:17:08
push. I feel like that they just sit
1:17:10
in the middle and now they literally
1:17:12
have let the Houston Texans just like run
1:17:14
by them, like sprint by them. And that
1:17:16
to me is just, I don't know, that
1:17:18
obviously is a concern. Yeah, I'm all here
1:17:20
for the take that the Colts have not done enough
1:17:23
to show the proper enthusiasm
1:17:25
for supporting Anthony Richardson. I
1:17:28
just don't know that that necessarily translates to
1:17:31
they did the absolute least this off season.
1:17:34
Joe Flacco, Rayquod Davis, Trey Sermon.
1:17:38
I'm done. That's the end of the list. It's
1:17:41
gonna keep playing. They've done the least.
1:17:44
When Joe Flacco is winning his second
1:17:46
comeback player of the year award when he
1:17:49
has to replace Anthony Richardson and play the last
1:17:51
like 10 games of the season. Don't
1:17:53
put that evil into the air. Don't put that evil
1:17:55
into the air. Hey, don't say that. That's too true.
1:17:57
I thought I like heard that and like, if I'm
1:17:59
watching. I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that.
1:18:03
Hey, the Atlanta Falcons just taught us.
1:18:05
QB2 matters, guys. It matters. Well
1:18:10
then, this has
1:18:13
been a vibrant discussion. Maybe we'll
1:18:15
close it out there. This has
1:18:17
been dual threat. Thank you so much
1:18:19
to Stephen Ries, Lindsey Jones, Austin Gale.
1:18:21
Thank you to Stephon Anderson for producing
1:18:24
this episode. Thank you to Eduardo Ocampo
1:18:26
for his work on socials. And thank
1:18:28
you to Connor Nevins and
1:18:30
Arjuna Remkopal for their additional production
1:18:32
supervision. Ben and Sheil will be back
1:18:34
with extra point taken at the end of this week. Thanks
1:18:37
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