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be a ringer pod you are Imagine

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be by Had a turtle beach I had

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them you food. Items.

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You mooted been for little while or

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mutism for that matter. What

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are these? Terrible Food day? So bed was

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like. Why? Why do I

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spent? I mean. Eating. Is a

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waste of dogs. He could stick pill every

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morning and be satiated. There's no need for

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food to live on lost memories of your

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patronage years. This is fucking dog upon. I'm

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not. I'm not entirely with this, but I'm

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kind of like if I can eat the

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same thing. And. It tastes decent enough.

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I book care or an. Arena.

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Cities. Is the greedy

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to be thirty to two for

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everybody. I deserve to be 400 pounds. You

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have to put, you have to get your shit

6:04

before Steve gets to it. Wait,

6:07

is this because you don't have snacks at your

6:09

own house? I eat so

6:12

much. I snack all the time

6:14

and I eat meals. Like I deserve to be 400

6:16

pounds. So what you're saying doesn't make any sense? You

6:19

enjoy, more than anyone I've ever seen.

6:21

No, I don't enjoy. No, this is

6:24

not always. I'm always hungry. Like sometimes

6:26

you'd be like, yo, guys, should

6:28

we just get pizza and wings and cookies?

6:30

Yeah, no, that's for y'all. Actually,

6:34

if y'all, I mean, I eat it. If

6:37

y'all notice, I don't eat as much. Like

6:39

that's, I love to see people having a

6:41

good time. Man, I went to the fucking

6:43

Waller mania and everybody back there. I know

6:46

got wings that you got. Yeah. Can

6:48

I just say really quick? Just

6:51

fill me in because the last thing I remember

6:53

from Saturday is Dan going,

6:55

we gave pizza. I

6:57

think y'all knew his winter sleep. I eat pizza.

6:59

Can we come back to the tacos thing real

7:01

quick? Why do you eat tacos? Why do you

7:03

eat tacos? It's not that I hate tacos. Tacos

7:07

are good, but tacos

7:09

are overrated, bro. In what sense? Why

7:12

are they overrated? Everybody acts

7:14

like tacos is, first

7:17

of all, burritos are way better than tacos to

7:19

me. Okay. I don't agree with

7:21

this, but I can see because everybody acts like,

7:23

oh, taco, taco, taco, we got taco, taco, taco,

7:25

taco is good. But

7:28

to me, there are so many

7:30

foods in the Mexican food chain that

7:32

are better than tacos. Name some. Okay.

7:35

Baritos are better than tacos. Nachos

7:37

are better than tacos. No. I

7:40

like nachos better. I like burritos better. I think

7:42

empanadas. I would take an empanada over a taco.

7:44

I like, I just went to a restaurant on

7:46

an empanada. A perfect empanada is like out of

7:48

the Yeah. I

7:51

like to keep those better than tacos. All

7:53

right. So this is interesting. So

7:56

does taco make top 10 just

7:59

foods like Pizza's on the list. We

8:01

got burgers, you know fried chicken. Does tacos

8:03

make the top ten? I think it would

8:05

have to think but probably not mine because

8:07

I'll probably put burritos in there I like

8:09

a burrito better than the taco. You know

8:11

what it is. I don't want to

8:13

say it is Louisiana got great food They

8:16

got great food. He's been locked in for a long time So

8:21

but this also might be some

8:23

residual By

8:31

the way, I

8:34

was great fight y'all realize that

8:36

Ryan Garcia don't speak Spanish what?

8:47

Came out anyway,

8:49

we didn't even make it to program Got

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completely fucked. Here's what I'll say right for

8:55

tick tock going, you know, hey, they got

8:57

nine months, right? Look follow

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us on Instagram get the same content right

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there. All right, we're straight. Don't worry about

9:04

it I do want to do

9:07

like a midnight Section

9:09

of something coming up on life. I

9:11

don't know what y'all think about stuff I

9:13

want to know what the housing's like What

9:15

do y'all think is gonna happen like who

9:18

stands to benefit the most from the

9:20

ban of tick tock? Johnny from the social media

9:22

perspective think about this. They want to

9:24

do midnight. I don't

9:26

know musings We just

9:28

talk about something else. It's like 10 minutes at the end

9:30

of the podcast We just give them 10 minutes on some

9:32

other shit. You know, we just like when you I walked

9:35

in here be like Yeah, we're

9:37

just match Tyler We

9:52

can't talk over so we can't talk

9:54

about whether or not we would want

9:56

to be physically Sexually active with an

9:59

attractive woman That's our a

10:01

pop star. We can't you can't do

10:03

that. She said make me water and we're like We

10:06

can fit are you willing to do that? That's

10:09

beyond the thing. Fuck it. Let's get

10:11

to play my this Doing

10:14

bro, you know what y'all gonna do y'all gonna

10:16

push me to Fox News Y'all

10:20

gonna push me to Fox News cuz it's too much it's

10:22

10 a.m. You can't be like who'd you rather

10:25

smash man? Tyler why why? Okay

10:30

We're young We

10:32

used to be like alright Rihanna Beyonce, whatever like what

10:34

are we doing? First of all, by the way? You

10:38

realize it's just for fun. Like we no

10:40

one in this room It's

10:43

not gonna happen everybody would be we

10:46

can't even get what constant not got we can't even

10:48

get friendship. Oh, she's too young for me Yeah,

10:54

yeah, we know I

10:57

don't like black people,

10:59

you know Something

11:02

about black Americans, what do you say about black

11:04

America? It was he is she not black American

11:06

patient? Oh Don't

11:09

get me started kind of fuck with you,

11:11

bro. Don't start it. You aren't going at

11:13

the Mexicans About

11:16

the Mexican you came in here with just like

11:18

fuck tacos. See this is

11:20

how sub gets misconstrued I didn't say

11:22

that I said tacos

11:25

are overrated. I like burritos more read

11:28

it Tacos of burritos

11:31

pick the pole up. All right program

11:34

reminders On Friday

11:36

button ash returns to talk about knuckles. Oh Yeah

11:40

show. Yeah, the knuckles

11:42

show. I can't wait. I

11:45

wasn't invited Everybody go and

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listen to button mash listen to me

11:49

and been fork and limber talk about

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fallout great show Follows

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me an under discuss fantastic great show

11:57

Also on Friday show said the House of Art gives

11:59

their Steve. Rodgers Hall of Fame

12:01

episode. What? Is that while they

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recently just did v. Tony Stark wholesale

12:06

episodes is basically whole famous, has been

12:08

like iconic characters and long about some

12:10

their greatest moments. Stuff like that we

12:12

just did Tony Stark's organ do Captain

12:14

America? Discredit. We. The

12:16

House of Our. Yeah. See, I predict

12:18

this year you and I produce that show.

12:21

Yeah, from time to time, yet you

12:23

produce it. You. Produce their show,

12:26

Your. Part of this show our my

12:28

turn to show in a week.

12:30

no no with so know we

12:32

chit. Says we.

12:35

Use is going to have it in.

12:37

Movies are. So

12:39

who we react? to the

12:41

Devil trailer? Has been

12:44

Ninety Seven say in the seldom

12:46

finale. I. Know.

12:48

Is meaningless? Do it. So

13:00

the forceful trailer for Deadpool

13:02

and Wolverine dropped. Full

13:05

of Easter eggs. Much.

13:07

More Wolverine in this trailer? Well yes

13:10

and got wolverine in the in the

13:12

first. Is it really got no wolverine

13:14

arm sauce? Moses

13:16

Since the trailer did you get a sense of

13:18

the movie from the trailer was your reaction to

13:20

it? I'm. Going

13:23

to they were I usually zag

13:25

this trailer probably got me on

13:27

board more than the first one.

13:29

And I think it all has to do He Jackman.

13:33

As. Much as offices that are we bringing you

13:35

back. Or us auto

13:37

Destruct. You been easy to different

13:39

seen. Someone. Like issue

13:41

Jack Mean who is so comfortable? As.

13:44

That character on screen again works

13:46

like. For. The Mc you

13:48

Dc a lot of these characters. not

13:52

that we're dealing with the between but we're dealing with

13:54

people who are like i have to prove to you

13:56

that i miss character and that a movie star and

13:59

was you jackman It just feels like seamless.

14:01

It's like, I've been this character for years.

14:03

When you see him, it's iconic. He hits

14:05

the lines. And I

14:07

don't know if this has sold me on the

14:10

movie as a concept yet, but it

14:12

definitely is just like, all right, I wanna see Hugh

14:14

Jackman on screen for two hours. Yeah,

14:17

so it's interesting. I

14:19

don't think we've ever seen anything like

14:22

this from a character, particularly

14:25

a superhero character

14:28

where someone plays this character

14:31

in this many

14:33

iterations, the character

14:35

that made them famous,

14:38

I think maybe Rocky would

14:40

be the only thing that I could really think

14:43

of, like with the rest of the line. I'm

14:45

sure some other people think of playing an entire

14:47

character, the character that made them famous this

14:52

many times in this

14:54

many different iterations, as I said before. So

14:56

there's just something comforting about seeing him as

14:59

Wolverine. It's

15:01

come to be, especially now,

15:03

a mark of quality. You

15:05

know that somebody is

15:08

fully bought in and

15:10

has their arms around the

15:13

role and the character and really cares.

15:16

So him being in the movie told

15:19

me a lot of things about

15:22

the film before I even got

15:24

a sense of the plot or what they were aiming

15:26

for. Number one, it told me

15:28

that something happened in the movie that

15:30

made it compelling enough for him to want to play the

15:33

character again because I thought he was done playing Wolverine. Number

15:36

two, it told me that there was a new take on it

15:39

and that there were new beginnings to the

15:41

character for the character or a different

15:44

version of the character because the send off in

15:47

Logan was so perfect that would have

15:49

to be something really intoxicating to get them back involved.

15:52

And then the last thing was that

15:55

Ryan Reynolds and Sean Levy were

15:57

able to take the role in there in a

15:59

pit. It makes someone think

16:01

that Dustin off Wolverine was a fresh enough

16:03

idea to really put the future of the

16:06

MCU on it I mean or at least

16:08

the president of the MCU so seeing that

16:11

seeing him in this trailer Gave

16:14

me a little bit more of a sense of

16:16

why all those things came together So

16:18

good trailer. I think a lot

16:20

of people are still wondering like

16:23

what the movie is about. Yeah, and

16:26

I think it's probably good of

16:28

them Not to give away

16:30

too much Because I think this

16:32

is gonna be unlike anything that people seen

16:34

from the MCU and the superhero movies period

16:36

does this is this almost The

16:40

opposite of spider-man no way home

16:42

where it's like with spider-man no way home We

16:44

were still kind of like how

16:47

much are the three? Spider-man

16:49

in this movie that was the feeling of like

16:51

we there were leaks We knew it But we

16:53

did not really know how they were going to

16:56

pull it off And I think

16:58

Deadpool and Wolverine has the opposite problem because there's

17:00

been so many leaks Wolverine

17:02

wasn't really a surprise So

17:04

now there's just anticipation of like

17:07

we've heard about Electra We've heard about

17:09

these other characters that are supposed to

17:11

pop in and out how

17:14

are they going to pull it off and is this going

17:16

to be a multiverse of

17:18

madness or is this going to

17:20

be I Don't know no

17:22

way home is probably a better like Feeling

17:25

movie that's I think there's a

17:27

tension of like how much

17:29

do we know how much are we going to be surprised? Can

17:33

they pull off another multiversal story?

17:35

So, you know, I'm

17:37

of the belief that Marvel hasn't really executed

17:39

on a multiversal story besides

17:43

Loki I don't think they've

17:45

really gotten it right. Um, I'd agree and

17:47

I think multiverse of madness For

17:50

all the hype and anticipation of it and

17:52

the conjecture about who's going to be in the movie Obviously

17:54

the movie ultimately it's a fine movie. It's

17:57

it's it's watchable, but I think the movie

17:59

fell short of being the spectacle that people thought it

18:01

was going to be. So with this

18:03

one, this is multiversal,

18:05

but it's also a deconstruction

18:08

of the different superhero apparatuses

18:10

that we've seen before. So

18:13

there almost has to be a lot of these cameos

18:16

in it. The question comes back to

18:18

whether or not they're throwing candy at the screen

18:21

for us to like eat, or

18:24

whether or not whatever

18:26

we're going to see in this movie is integral

18:28

to the story. Because Marvel has

18:30

got to get back to the

18:32

story and the page flipping being the most

18:34

important thing about these films. I

18:37

mean, my last thing before I asked

18:39

Mint Boys what they thought is, am

18:42

I being a little bit of a hater when

18:44

I love so much

18:47

of this trailer, but

18:49

the thing that kind of I was just like, oh,

18:51

if they do this too much, I'm

18:53

going to be upset, is like the Feige

18:55

joke and like them

18:57

leaning into the fact that like, oh, we can curse

19:00

in the MCU now and we're going to make fun

19:02

of Disney buying Fox and all this shit. I

19:06

almost feel like we're kind of like two

19:08

or three years past that humor working on

19:10

me a little bit because that's just been

19:12

everything for so long, you know? And it's

19:15

just like, I don't know if that

19:18

deadpooliness is

19:20

something I could totally be like, yeah, let's

19:23

do it for a third time. Well, I mean, that's

19:25

Deadpool. Yeah. It's like saying, you know

19:28

what I mean? So that's like, I hate

19:31

Superman because he does the right thing. But

19:34

what I mean is like every like

19:36

the first step was a surprise because

19:38

it was just like, oh, shit, we're

19:40

getting to see this character and his humor

19:42

is fresh in a superhero context. And

19:44

then very quickly, everything became Deadpool. I

19:46

mean, if you're sick of Deadpool, if

19:48

you're sick of the Deadpool enough, I

19:51

don't know if everything became Deadpool. I'm

19:54

not sure. What do you mean by

19:56

that? I think everything has become very

19:58

wink wink like meta. Very

20:00

meta very what though? I

20:03

think it's everything from Rick and

20:05

Morty to the spider-verse films to

20:08

even some of the MCU stuff with multiverse

20:11

of madness or Even

20:14

no way home kind of there's the

20:16

meta joke where where Andrew

20:18

Garfield is basically like yeah I'm the middle one

20:20

wink wink and we all know what that means

20:23

Where it's like it kind of works if you

20:25

do it like once or twice in a movie

20:27

and you're like, okay Once it

20:29

becomes the whole movie You're

20:32

just like oh Everything is almost

20:34

talking to us Like

20:37

they're just like we know you know everything

20:39

about comics everything about the MCU everything about

20:42

Everything and now that's the punchline for most

20:44

is this kind of what you're talking about

20:46

I've recently come across this term called the

20:49

glop sheet Oh effect. Yes. Okay. That's what

20:51

it's called She'd oh effect is basically in

20:53

reference to a tweet where think

20:55

it's a tumblr post. Yeah Swell

20:58

When basically somebody critiquing Star

21:00

Wars being like all Star Wars is now

21:02

is fans reacting to the idea Oh my

21:05

god glob Shido is back where basically the

21:07

Easter eggs and the in jokes and anything

21:09

that fans would know about Becomes the content

21:11

and not about what makes a good story

21:13

what makes a good actual like like the

21:15

bread and butter of what the MCU began

21:18

as rather than now being a cavalcade

21:21

of cameos and In jokes

21:24

like the light fells just feet thing. Yes

21:27

The biggest takeaway that most of the internet was having is

21:29

like, oh my god Rob Rob life well doesn't know how

21:31

to draw feet and that's like the

21:33

big take away I'm a trailer out of movie

21:36

that gonna save the MCU. I I get

21:38

it I just think it's an unfair criticism of

21:40

Deadpool because it's so integral to the character Sure.

21:42

No, I like the fourth wall and dipole You're

21:46

not not even dip will make a big joke metacommentary.

21:48

Yeah, metacommentary is a part of dip. Oh, so I

21:50

think it's If

21:53

the movie is coming at an unfortunate time

21:55

where people have had enough of that then

21:58

the movie will just suffer Oh, and here's

22:00

the thing, they can't they cannot do it because

22:03

that's who Deadpool is. This is not this is

22:05

less on like the Creatives and more on the

22:07

like if Deadpool and Wolverine even

22:09

comes out maybe like a year or two

22:11

earlier I think I would

22:14

be thinking of it differently versus to your

22:16

point It's like we've watched Marvel kind of

22:18

with on Multiversal stories for

22:20

a while. So it's like oh it's

22:25

Now my expectations for this are kind

22:27

of fucked just because I'm so high

22:29

or low I

22:31

think my expectations are Low

22:34

that works for the movie because I

22:36

think in the past our expectations have

22:38

been no way

22:41

home nostalgia does to death and It

22:43

would work just fine. It's it's a fine film to

22:45

watch It was a lot of fun in the theater

22:48

when you go back to the movie not a lot

22:50

of it makes very much sense but

22:54

but what I would say is that like For

22:57

Deadpool low expectations would actually work better for

22:59

the movie because weeks

23:02

This genre changing stuff that we're talking about

23:04

We expect the multiverse of madness to be

23:06

that we expected it to a

23:08

degree with the second season of Loki Yes,

23:11

but this it was able to The

23:14

second season of love he was so good. It was able to kind of pull

23:17

Us away from what we expected it to

23:19

be which is this grand um Debut

23:23

of Kang's master plan for the multiverse saga. I don't

23:25

know but I think that actually works for the movie

23:27

I don't think you're wrong to think what you're thinking

23:29

though. I mean some of the Feige jokes and all

23:31

of that stuff Deadpool

23:34

as a character is right on the line of

23:36

annoying, but that's part of the character. That is

23:38

true I mean, I also will say this I

23:42

do think low expectations work in the

23:44

context of I have

23:46

stopped thinking of Deadpool needing to Quote

23:49

unquote save the MCU because that was always kind

23:51

of a dumb proposition It was never going to

23:53

be able to that's just you're dealing with decades

23:55

of expectation For for

23:58

me for Deadpool actually to be successful I

24:01

just think it has to be an emotionally

24:04

satisfying send-off for this character. And

24:06

I think it just needs to be

24:08

an emotionally worthwhile send-off for that style

24:10

of movie that I think they are

24:12

probably going to be parodying, which is

24:15

the Fox. They're

24:17

just like, we don't make superhero movies like

24:19

that anymore. Like Elektra or Daredevil, the Ben

24:21

Affleck one, or all of those things. And

24:24

I'm like, if the Deadpool movie could be

24:26

like, hey, guys, like the MCU is going

24:28

in a new direction, DC is going in

24:30

a new direction, we're going to kind of

24:32

put our arms around what

24:34

was probably what the second generation, probably

24:36

the silver age of superhero movies, not

24:38

the Donner Superman, but the like the

24:40

shit that honestly, I grew up on

24:42

and you were probably what in like

24:44

high school or college for which was

24:46

which was output. The

24:48

original X-Men movies in their daredevil as

24:50

a college blade is of that

24:53

cohort. You guys, I'm telling you right now, this

24:56

is definitely a send-off. It's

24:59

a send-off for those films and for

25:02

that universe for sure. All right,

25:04

then you know what? I'm here. I'm

25:06

in for it. Jomie, you've been very quiet. What'd

25:08

you think? I liked it. I thought it was

25:11

fun. I think, you know, we got the

25:13

picture of Wolverine in the suit, but

25:15

seeing it in like seeing and actually moving

25:17

it in practice was

25:19

awesome. Like no sleeves,

25:21

sleeves. It's just, I'm

25:24

excited. I'm really excited. I think I like,

25:26

I don't mind the better commentary. You guys

25:29

went on about that. That doesn't, that doesn't

25:31

bother me. I'm, you know, I've born from

25:33

the fires of community. You know what I

25:35

mean? Like that's the kind of stuff that I love. So ultimately

25:37

it does not bug me one bit

25:40

is seeing that that's Deadpool's entire stick.

25:43

I am there for it. So ultimately all I

25:45

need for the movie to do is work. The fuck

25:47

you know about community? You act like I didn't fucking

25:49

watch this shit. I mean, nah, man, you, you, you

25:51

wasn't there, man. You wasn't there in the street. You

25:53

were like eight years old. What are you fucking talking about?

25:55

Nah, he wasn't there, brother. Nah, whatever. Nah, he

25:58

wasn't locked in. Joey, he, he. Your

26:00

whole life is dedicated to Donald Glover,

26:02

isn't it? Not entirely. Are you

26:04

excited for this new album? Well,

26:07

isn't it just the one he released during pandemic? No,

26:10

there's going to be two. Yeah, that's right.

26:13

Man, you got to come on Dissect, bro. They were

26:15

they were fucking eating me. They hate they they fucking

26:17

hate that. I don't like because the Internet, they're just

26:20

like, how can you not like this? How is this

26:22

not a classic? It's like ridiculously. It's not a classic.

26:24

It's a fine album. It's not a classic. It's not.

26:26

I don't. I'm classical. I never thought it was, but

26:28

it is it is. Well,

26:31

what's the best album? I mean, OK, so I

26:33

said I said royalty was his best album. Oh,

26:35

get the fuck out of here. Royalty is terrible.

26:38

Royalty is not terrible. Royalty is not terrible, but

26:40

it's my favorite. I like it.

26:42

I love it. Compared to because the Internet, though, because the

26:44

Internet is. Telegraph ad is a perfect fucking. That's so great.

26:46

It's so perfect. We

26:49

move on. We get into this. Midnight musings. Midnight

26:52

musings. Look, I enjoyed the trailer. I like

26:54

the trailer. We could talk a little bit

26:56

more about other stuff. I'm sure we could talk about Cassandra. No,

26:58

but we could talk about all the Easter eggs and stuff like

27:00

that. But that's not what we do here on

27:03

the Midnight Boys Easter egg.

27:05

Why am I going to talk about that shit? You

27:07

don't want to talk about Zazel for like 30 minutes.

27:10

No, that's the thing, bro. It's like there's people who

27:12

do it well on YouTube. You come here for us

27:14

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27:16

racist. Oh my God, I don't like pizza

27:18

like that. Like you don't want

27:20

to talk about Ant-Man. He was abused. It was a he

27:22

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by a client. All right, spoiler

29:30

warning for Shogun. Steve. We're

29:35

getting ready to talk about

29:37

Shogun. You're listening

29:40

to a reaction podcast.

29:43

Spoilers are coming. All

29:48

right, before we get into this reaction. You

29:50

guys have to, great. Before we do this reaction, we

29:53

have to put you guys in the know. This is

29:55

the finale of Shogun. The only person who can do

29:57

that is Chuck Waggoner. The only way to do that

29:59

is the midnight manifest. Alright,

30:05

this is your Midnight Manifest for the

30:07

series finale of Shogun, A Dream of

30:10

a Dream directed by Frederick

30:12

Yotoy, written by Megan Huang and

30:14

Emily Yoshida. Blackthorn wakes up

30:16

to find that the blast is killed

30:18

in Moriko and that the council has

30:20

declared war on Torganaga. Her favorite Anjin

30:22

is allowed to leave Osaka and return

30:24

to Tornaga, thanks to a deal Moriko

30:26

cut with the church before death. Blackthorn

30:28

and a guilt-riding Yabashiga, partially responsible for

30:30

Moriko's death, return to a Jira where

30:32

the Erasmus has been destroyed. Yabashiga is

30:35

arrested for his crimes and must commit Sapuku

30:37

by the next morning. Uji informs Blackthorn that

30:39

she is relieved of her duties at his

30:41

consort and is going to become a nun.

30:43

Blackthorn holds one more meeting with Tornaga where

30:45

he threatens to take his life. The leader

30:48

doesn't stop punishing the townsfolk for their supposed

30:50

role in allowing the Portuguese spies to burn

30:52

their Erasmus. Tornaga stops Blackthorn

30:54

and commands him to build him a fleet.

30:57

During Yabashiga's Sapuku, Tornaga is his second

30:59

and it's revealed that the leader allowed

31:02

the ship to be destroyed to further

31:04

his plans, thought Blackthorn was always

31:06

a distraction for his enemies. Yabashiga

31:08

dies realizing that Tornaga's goal was always

31:10

to become the shogunate and that his

31:12

lord has a heart as black as

31:14

his and that has been your series

31:16

finale for… Shogun. Charles,

31:21

shogun is over. Yes. The

31:24

show has a revelatory first

31:26

season. I do… When

31:29

I say first season… You are… It's not

31:31

happening. It's not happening. I don't think it's

31:33

happening, bro. It's not happening. Alright, I'm going

31:35

to give you guys… I'm going to give

31:37

you guys a hint that

31:39

I think that it's happening. I mean if you guys have

31:41

a hint that I think that it's happening. There's already news

31:44

reports. Well I mean here's the thing they have to say

31:46

that there's not one probably because they're not appreciating. Just…

31:49

I'm telling you. A hint as to

31:51

why I think they just telegraphed

31:54

a little bit that it's happening. Before we get

31:56

into that, Chuck, your

31:58

thoughts on the finale? We'll

32:00

talk about the entire show later, but just let's talk about

32:02

the finale right now. I think this

32:07

finale, I

32:09

was torn on it because there's expectations,

32:12

I think we have as viewers, especially

32:14

when you're like, oh,

32:16

this show is like Game of Thrones, Game of

32:18

Thrones, and we're always used to Game of Thrones,

32:21

ending with a Battle of the Basterds or

32:23

this big type of hard

32:25

home or all of these things. This

32:30

finale, I think,

32:32

ended in a way that proved

32:34

that maybe comparing this to Game of Thrones was

32:37

always maybe a faulty comparison

32:39

because thematically speaking, I think that

32:41

what the show did really, really

32:43

well was this was

32:45

never about seeing the battle, this was

32:48

always about the interiority of these characters.

32:50

I think the thing that surprised me

32:52

the most is that they

32:55

did a very prestige-y thing, I

32:58

think of succession or Breaking Bad

33:00

or Mad Men, where you have

33:02

Torinaga now, and for the

33:04

entire series, we're like, well, Torinaga

33:06

obviously deserves to lead. He's wiser

33:09

than everyone, he's

33:11

more compassionate than everyone. Throughout

33:14

this entire series, you're like, well, is

33:16

he the hero? Then

33:18

there's a heel turn when

33:20

he's Yabushiga II where Yabushiga

33:22

realizes, oh, you're as bad

33:24

as me. Throughout this

33:26

whole series, Torinaga has been like, I don't want

33:28

to be the leader, I know I come from

33:30

a family that was destined to

33:32

do this thing, whatever, I don't want it, all I care

33:35

about is Japan. You realize

33:37

that he would sacrifice

33:39

these townsfolk, he would sacrifice his second

33:41

in command, he'd sacrifice Moriko, he'd burn

33:43

his own ship, and

33:46

you're like, oh, he

33:48

has what I think almost a

33:50

lot of great leaders have, which is

33:52

almost that sociopathy to them, which is

33:54

like, it is a divine

33:57

right for me to lead, and I will do whatever

33:59

I need to do. to do this because my

34:02

way is the best way. My vision is

34:04

the best way. It's a very Logan Roy-esque

34:06

thing. And it made me think about the

34:08

entire series definitely. And I think that's the

34:10

mark of a great show where you're like,

34:12

I know all these characters, there's nothing else

34:14

for you to reveal, da-da-da-da-da. And

34:16

when him and Yabushika are talking, you're like,

34:20

oh, this is who

34:22

Toronaka always was. Yeah. He

34:24

was extraordinarily

34:27

ordinary. Yeah. He

34:30

was basically

34:32

the same type of person that

34:35

we've always seen to

34:37

lead and seize power in that way. But

34:41

he was just deeper

34:43

and more intellectually

34:45

organized than we could have even

34:47

thought before. His victory wasn't

34:49

an emotional victory, which is what we

34:52

thought it was going to be. We thought it was going to be

34:54

a victory of like, I

34:57

don't know, there was going to be some sort of goodness

34:59

equation that came out of it, some sort of

35:01

hero equation that came out of it. No, it

35:04

was as cold, as calculating, and as

35:06

brutal as anything else that we've

35:08

seen. The show didn't set it up that way. By

35:12

positioning the people around him with

35:14

such humanity, Mariko,

35:17

Blackthorn, even

35:20

the ones that died in order, it seems

35:22

like the show ended up being about not

35:26

how Toronaka

35:29

actually schemed to get

35:31

to where he was at the end. It

35:33

was about what he was willing to

35:35

sacrifice. And how everybody around him

35:38

is dealing with the fact that, oh,

35:40

I was a pawn. I was

35:43

a pawn. Yeah. There was no one that

35:46

he wasn't willing to put under the sword,

35:48

under the knife. Every

35:50

single person was, Mariko, one of the

35:53

most beloved characters,

35:55

dead. Blackthorn, We know that

35:57

he eventually leaves Japan, but Toronaka says, I'm going to

35:59

die. If you if I know

36:01

he doesn't he doesn't know they

36:04

were white children There's no, that's

36:06

a we remember. And this is

36:08

the scene again. Me: so. See.

36:10

The you in all the scenes with

36:12

the the flashback he's got he's got

36:15

the same the majority. yeah yeah it's

36:17

like you as does the yep a

36:19

Sega I'm torn Augustine was was awesome

36:21

when he goes missing but the scene

36:24

and.me was with a foodie sama. And.

36:26

Black Thorn all my god oh I

36:28

almost cried and when see says let

36:31

your hands be the last to hold

36:33

her a drops the for screen Now

36:35

my gosh any beautiful is great because

36:37

like again greater physician because that's what

36:39

Murray go tells her at the adding

36:41

that the first for second episode was

36:43

he's got her husband and her baby.

36:46

Their name see in the Americas like

36:48

let your hands be the last old

36:51

them you know any. Of

36:53

that it's such. It's such a

36:56

brilliant brilliant would you think to

36:58

be foreshadowing of blocks thorn. Being.

37:01

Home with grandchildren on his

37:03

deathbed. Having. Come back from

37:05

Japan when really? This. Is

37:07

a bit of a motif in

37:09

the books because the the episode

37:11

is called dream of Dream and

37:13

inside of a Book he always

37:16

constantly schemes and plots and thinks

37:18

about how he's gonna go back

37:20

to England wealthy and an old

37:22

man and like being a like

37:24

massive trade empire that brought the

37:26

east to England and now. When.

37:28

We see the ending of it. It's actually

37:30

just him thinking back to what that. Fools

37:33

dream of his his and every time he's

37:35

holding that crucifix and thinking that that's gonna

37:37

be to think that he takes with him,

37:39

it's not. And by the time that he

37:41

lets that crucifix go, he's let go of

37:44

the idea of ever leaving Japan. He's

37:46

resigned to whatever to er nog as whims

37:48

are of him. Is. Interesting it's

37:51

It's odd that. They.

37:53

Did not choose to go. Huge.

37:56

Huge battle at the end of the

37:58

show. Like. The. show has such a

38:00

distinct cultural, how

38:05

can I put it? The show has

38:07

a distinct cultural energy to where

38:09

it would have almost betrayed the

38:11

show if there had been like

38:13

a huge, huge battle, because that's not how the

38:15

show actually works. I

38:17

don't know that much about Japanese culture,

38:19

but the show seems incredibly authentic to

38:21

it in the fact that there's

38:25

this regalness, this honor, this

38:27

authority to it that comes from

38:29

not trying to be the loudest

38:32

or the most overwhelming piece of art.

38:35

It makes itself, it makes you come to it

38:37

without giving you very much. So even when

38:40

he's talking about how he's going to do this

38:42

in a month, this is going to happen. At

38:45

that point when I was watching, I was like, oh, so we're not going to see that.

38:48

So we're not going to see Torinago win.

38:50

Like we're going to see all of these

38:52

things happen and then we're going to be

38:54

left to understand that he

38:56

is going to win based upon what he

38:58

says. And that's kind of still faithful to

39:01

how the book ends as well, because it

39:04

ends very abruptly. And Torinago's actual documented

39:06

victory in the book is just more

39:08

or less a post-text to be like,

39:10

it was a battle where he took

39:12

40,000 heads and

39:14

more or less that's it. But it

39:17

ends definitively knowing

39:19

that like my plan was

39:22

the actual battle. Like Crimson Sky

39:24

was the idea, the brainchild to

39:26

make the Shogunite mine. And

39:28

that's all that mattered. Like the battle

39:30

is inconsequential, it's immaterial to the actual

39:33

goal of what he wanted. And

39:35

that truth's only going to be known to people

39:38

that will die. Now that the show is

39:40

over, what do you guys feel like the utility

39:42

of Blackthorn was in the

39:45

show in its totality?

39:48

Like what was Blackthorn

39:50

most important to the

39:52

story for? So this

39:55

is why I think, because the whole

39:57

time I was like, why would you

39:59

redo? this show as

40:01

a prestige show. And what

40:03

I mean by that is like you could have

40:06

gone the like ABC route where it's a little

40:08

bit more family friendly or a little bit more

40:10

block bustery. Why go here? And I think the

40:12

genius thing that they did is

40:15

when Toranaga is like,

40:19

Blackthorn was always a distraction for my

40:21

enemies. That is such a meta commentary

40:23

on just what Shogun is Shogun was

40:25

made by a white man. It had

40:27

to have a white protagonist for most

40:29

Americans to give a shit about it

40:31

when it was a book, when it

40:33

was originally a mini series way back

40:35

when and now and for this show

40:38

to essentially be like, Oh,

40:40

Toranaga was never actually the pro

40:44

like the spiritual protagonist part of this.

40:46

He is the thing that gets you

40:48

in the door. That is such a

40:50

prestige way. Wait, do you mean

40:52

Toranaga or Blackthorn? I mean Blackthorn,

40:54

Toranaga is obviously very important,

40:56

but for Blackthorn to be, for

41:00

them to essentially be like, no, he's important to

41:02

Mariko's story and all of this, but

41:04

he is not the beating heart of this. He

41:07

is almost just another cog in

41:09

Toranaga's fucking big, like that's a

41:11

genius way. And it's

41:13

so interesting because he's white,

41:16

we, and he's in

41:19

that world episode

41:21

by episode by episode, we

41:23

keep searching for the

41:26

meaning that he must have or why he must be

41:28

the center of the world or why you're waiting for

41:30

him to say in the war, being

41:32

like, just riding on a horse, being like,

41:34

I'm leading all these men to victory. And

41:37

that's the narrative that he kind of puts in his

41:39

own head. Yeah. Both in the books

41:42

and in the show, kind of, at least in the

41:44

beginning where he's like, Oh man, I'm going to run

41:46

this place. Like If I can get this guy on

41:48

my side, then he's going to allow me to trade

41:50

with him and then I can go back to England

41:52

and I get all these things. Like He's like, he's

41:54

thinking that he could plot and scheme his way out

41:56

of this country. Know that he's not even the only

41:58

white person in the world. This country

42:00

like he has an entire Portuguese

42:02

like regiment of priests and like

42:05

underpinnings of a religion that is

42:07

trying to usurp and make their

42:09

way into. This. Country. but

42:11

he despises death. They'll they'll Uma know

42:14

that I grew up. This effect is

42:16

that most fab my brain is. When.

42:19

we were in in school.

42:23

Or member. Or Miss Hook.

42:25

Whose. Minds the South misses. She.

42:28

Kept saying usurp. In. Class

42:31

Suicide Usurp. Oh and.

42:34

I thought. Was. You say you sir? Balls

42:36

like. It so like syrup right? Be

42:38

using a synonym was what you put on

42:41

toast not device is not. That's pretty funny.

42:43

if I'd stayed inside she saying usurp and

42:45

is making me because syrup. And.

42:48

She goes there. I

42:50

see I'm my what and she goes. What do

42:52

you do is I'm talking to you. And

42:54

I my a mobile labs hook a

42:56

big and about pancakes oh my I

42:59

was asked if I was like you

43:01

know if you when you get the

43:03

butter on the parakeet pancakes are just

43:05

I say about the same as far

43:07

back as because of used Lhasa Woodpeckers

43:10

South. I would be honest you forgot.

43:14

About thought oh wait a minute

43:16

my paychecks. A fucking far as

43:18

what's more a saleable, what's more

43:20

unassailable. Pancakes. Or

43:23

Taco makes tacos. Lot of pancakes

43:25

been like to the table on

43:27

arisotle. oh I've in one way

43:29

more city fucking pancakes like. it's

43:31

very hard to make a good

43:33

may not. Whoa. Whoa. Hold on.

43:35

I think that it's easy to

43:37

make a good pancake, right? But.

43:40

A great waffle is better. Or

43:43

I wouldn't notice. It is not as well

43:45

as. Our

43:48

she's a french toast over a paint over of much

43:50

for some some as you me the best was over

43:52

the best package. good at it I'd disagree. But.

43:54

When you get the pancake but is something

43:56

that happens to the paris are that is

43:58

good when a book. gets into

44:01

the pancake and the pancakes a little and

44:03

then the syrup is right there that's like

44:05

no no no no you need a waffle

44:07

pocket of like you put the water on

44:10

it's too much bruh it's too

44:12

much no no come on bruh

44:14

I like a good pancake but

44:16

I feel like you can pancakes

44:19

the degree of difficulty is not

44:21

too high on a pancake frankly

44:23

it's really not I disagree get

44:25

the right waffle oh my god

44:27

I'll tell you something when Louisiana

44:29

Tech University they fucked us with waffles

44:31

and I've been anti waffle ever since

44:33

why explain explain let me tell you

44:36

so the first year I was

44:38

at Tech they had this amazing

44:40

they had old black women back in there

44:42

doing the breakfast so

44:45

I probably put on I say 30 pounds

44:48

that first year in just breakfast me

44:50

and Ryan will wake up and

44:52

we will go in there we will get the biscuits and

44:54

it's hey baby and it was like hey baby and the

44:56

biscuits grist they

44:59

had old black women in there they have to have

45:01

a gravy to with the baby have to hold the gravy

45:03

because I'll tell you straight up a biscuit is better

45:05

than a waffle to me good

45:07

biscuit is an unbeatable good

45:10

biscuit is better than

45:14

a waffle I would agree good

45:16

biscuit but look what's this so

45:20

they had the people doing it and it

45:22

was real down home but you could tell it was expensive

45:24

because they was in there really making because

45:26

you know when you when when they got old black

45:28

ladies in there and you ask

45:30

them for a biscuit they give you six biscuits

45:32

fucking the 14 strips of bacon they don't give

45:35

a fuck this ain't right that Cisco prison grade

45:37

food no it's not then they changed it then

45:40

they changed it and they went to I just got

45:42

call out corporations I'm sorry they went to our mark

45:45

and when they went to our mark they

45:47

everything changed right they changed the shit up

45:49

but everybody was freaking out because

45:52

they had a waffle maker So

45:54

you could go there and you could pour

45:56

the waffle thing in the waffle making a

45:59

waffle people's in. Apple's what your six

46:01

o'clock at night. the whole dates and a

46:03

D is. Niggers. Gas sick

46:05

about waffle maker. In.

46:07

The first two or three weeks to they

46:09

had it. And then we

46:11

were. Left to wonder. If.

46:14

The trade off for waffles

46:16

was worth what we had

46:18

before now and I'm awful.

46:20

Was it worth it? It

46:23

was it worth. Here's one point now

46:25

hours every day in front of a

46:27

that that born so news. I

46:30

have a habit. You know we do. And. Evo.

46:32

Midnight Boys pass A Social Graces Cameo

46:34

appearances is currently. We got a job

46:36

loss off that we got the fuck

46:38

it pays to be a fool. I'm

46:40

here for the job. Photo for the

46:42

for the mid or was. You

46:45

invited me. I visited last week. Odd.

46:49

Oh no thing about a new. Games

46:52

Room and would you just said the

46:54

words Olaf? it's status settings our I

46:56

have no shows ours is due to

46:58

be to Zola. snippets it because no

47:00

one is more than you So no

47:02

I really feel like we should make

47:04

you. Did. Now see if

47:06

we make him the Zola sooner.

47:08

Demons lot easier on and but

47:11

we on as. Usual.

47:13

Do a blackboard of the Zola for for

47:15

his. See. This as

47:17

always asking price. Or.

47:36

Next. Corner

47:42

Man and he is

47:44

mister preserved by an

47:46

ipad. you almost. Six.

47:51

Five size and mrs usurped by it go back

47:53

to out of did all know a i was

47:55

made but the reason the blacks or and thinks

47:57

he's the main character is my. Again,

48:00

Analogous to the book gives the fact that it

48:02

is like it's from his perspective. He

48:04

assimilates himself. More of

48:07

the So So much better And so

48:09

much more quickly. In. This

48:11

story then in the actual books

48:13

because for. More. Or less

48:15

like. Two. Thirds of the entire

48:17

story in the book. He's finding

48:19

his way out and he's trying to find

48:21

his way to get back to England. and

48:24

he has an actually being present in what

48:26

in the conflict that he's actually it's design

48:28

and bothering to learn Japanese until much much

48:30

later. But he's just like trying to get

48:33

into tour in August. Good Graces torn August.

48:35

Again, like wildly deflect, not wildly different, but

48:37

like above, Lot more like jolly and like

48:39

a lot more of a snake in the

48:42

grass by comparison. Like stoic in this show.

48:44

basically like a Uncle Arrow in the city

48:46

in the book to do a big degree

48:48

until. He turns like this like he's a savage.

48:51

He's not a fan of shit com the end of

48:53

his books. But what I like about. The.

48:55

Way that blacks thorn. Takes.

48:58

He takes responsibility for like almost everything

49:00

that happens when he comes back to

49:02

the village. and that's why like this

49:04

finale so much. because. It's

49:07

an emotional post text to everything that happened

49:09

in the of said before like Jackson was.

49:11

Plot was that was your finale. The.

49:14

Previous episode this is like okay all of

49:16

the emotional things that come home to roost

49:18

for blacks or in the dream of him

49:20

coming back to England Dead. He's.

49:22

Gonna let that go because all of that because

49:24

even the things that like you see when he

49:26

imagines himself back in England. It's.

49:28

A horrible like he that seems

49:31

like having besides posttraumatic flashbacks is

49:33

clutching crucifix on a deathbed with

49:35

like children calling the people that

49:37

he loves Savages these days the

49:39

soldiers were terrible by right Simply

49:41

miles kids we gotta. We.

49:44

Gotta do this. We gotta. We. Had a

49:46

son of forgot. Why? Be. Does.

49:49

the snake he is just went

49:51

to rehab read our know if

49:53

i would say in actually no

49:55

i don't think so no i

49:57

disagree i think for the first

49:59

time And maybe his entire life,

50:02

he saw the bigger picture and

50:05

was like, wait a second. I've

50:07

been doing everything I can to just

50:10

live. Every

50:12

single time he came up to an obstacle, he

50:14

was like, I want to live. I'll just do what you tell

50:16

me to do. Didn't question it. Didn't

50:18

think like, oh, I'm playing both sides. How could

50:20

this affect what I'm doing? Every

50:22

single time it was like, I'm choosing me. And

50:26

then he realized, wait, you're

50:29

also choosing you above

50:32

everybody. How does

50:34

that make you different from me? Head

50:36

chopped off. It's more of like he gets to

50:39

call Torinaga out on his bullshit. And

50:41

he's like, yeah, kind of. But

50:44

he's such a coward though. And

50:47

so he's one of the most despicable characters.

50:50

Like I like Littlefinger more. Littlefinger

50:53

sucks. Because

50:57

at least Littlefinger was no

51:00

bitch. Littlefinger

51:04

played his role in the background when he had to,

51:06

but at least Littlefinger had like a point of view.

51:08

Think about it. He asked

51:11

Anjan to second his death. If

51:14

he would have said no, or if he

51:16

would have said yes, he would have never known any of this.

51:19

Yeah. Whatever. And

51:21

the other thing to say is, to me with

51:24

him, is he ended up

51:26

being so sniveling and

51:30

so unaware of

51:32

the damage that he was causing. Like

51:35

he seemed less

51:38

like a schemer and a plotter that was

51:40

leading to something else and more like

51:42

a rat on the ship that was just trying to avoid

51:44

the water and all

51:46

everything that he did just damaged people. It

51:49

was, I think there

51:52

was a little bit, to

51:54

Jomie's point, there was a little bit of clarity that

51:58

he got before his demise. About

52:00

where he actually fit in. In

52:02

this entire world. But it was just

52:05

realizing him realizing how small he was.

52:07

Like. And how. He didn't

52:09

know anything when he thought that

52:12

he knew every day. or you

52:14

got her killed. And so

52:16

ends and into and to me I know

52:18

that was what. And now

52:20

the coldest thing about Torn Agu as well

52:22

that he was everybody else is freak him

52:24

out. but he had no problem sacrificing heard

52:26

or whatever reason for not of the default

52:28

but was there He keeps me was one

52:31

of the most despicable kids ever saw. Likable,

52:34

In. In that the characters' self was

52:36

so effective but still. But I think

52:38

the genius of job seekers a character

52:40

and I didn't kind of realize this

52:42

in silver series finale was that. And

52:47

what I think this show deed very very

52:49

well is like. This

52:51

idea of honor because job was

52:53

you gay and Tore Naga essentially

52:55

do the same exact big right

52:58

day.net Rico killed one of them

53:00

within this concert dd the honorable

53:02

way which is not posting, not

53:04

inviting in the shadows, kind of

53:06

making sure all his ducks were

53:08

lined up in a row. So

53:10

if any body will like. Kind

53:12

of like what is it off So when

53:14

about it on a job was used as

53:16

an end and what happened after a he

53:18

felt terrible. Just do you like the reason

53:20

that he's in such a horrible state at

53:23

the end of this is because he felt

53:25

like he fucked up beyond repair like he

53:27

was ready. He was really good. only is

53:29

ready to go to a mood disorder. That's

53:33

a genius part of like Zabriskie

53:35

game, versus or not, it is

53:37

like oh, you're seeing two characters

53:39

who are fundamentally the same from

53:41

because my. Reading of the final scene of

53:44

like Torn are Ya B C is like

53:46

job she get looks at him and he

53:48

was you Spikes I just met somebody. Who.

53:50

cares about themselves way more than

53:52

i care about myself and he's

53:54

willing to do whatever he just

53:56

needs to get what he wants

53:59

a job It's like, oh, it's

54:01

like, to your point, it is that

54:03

Thanos moment. It's just like, oh, you

54:05

were the guy all along and

54:07

I was just running around. And

54:10

he's like, you're not serious? Yeah,

54:12

it's a bit of like, we're

54:15

more alike than we, than I thought,

54:17

but you're here, you're at this

54:19

level, I can't even begin

54:22

to reach. I can't even fathom, like

54:24

what, cause if we're being real, one

54:27

of the heartbreaking moments is, we

54:29

forget this whole series, Thor and

54:31

Naga has a whole other fucking kid. Yeah. And

54:34

like, the rest of his family and his

54:36

family, whatever, he's like, we're so sorry that

54:38

we couldn't be here for the

54:41

son's death, whatever. And he's just like, hey,

54:43

whatever, I got another one. Oh my God.

54:45

One of my favorite parts of the episode

54:47

was when he's letting the Falcon go, and

54:49

he's like, go bear daughters. I was

54:51

like, yeah. But that was

54:54

the moment to me, that

54:56

I was like, oh, asshole.

54:59

Cause he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes.

55:02

That was the moment I go, oh, okay. So

55:04

I literally, that was the moment where I was

55:06

like, oh, I see. Cause he goes, oh, thankfully

55:08

I have another son. And they are

55:10

like, morning and blah, blah, blah. I

55:15

was like, I'm good. Hold on, thankfully I have another son. I

55:17

was like, oh, okay, I see. In the books, like they

55:20

really hammered home. He fucking despises that.

55:22

I'm not, I'm not getting caught lacking

55:25

again. Okay. I watched the show, I

55:27

read the books. I come prepared next time. Like

55:30

he despises that son.

55:33

They hide him well in the show. In

55:35

the show, they're just like, she doesn't like him, but

55:37

he doesn't hate her. And again, but like, that's kind

55:39

of the genius of this like post-text reveal, cause they

55:41

changed it to a degree where like, he

55:43

actually reveals this to someone in the show.

55:46

Like so that we know that it's truthful rather

55:48

than like some inner monologue or like actual thing

55:50

that's like, aha, well now what I have done

55:53

is that I will now plan for a war

55:55

that shall not draw a single sword and all

55:57

these things. The reason that he's like able to.

56:00

all of these things to a

56:02

dead man is because it's the guy that

56:04

he can trust to actually know

56:06

that he thinks enough like him but still feels bad

56:08

about it. Like that's the it's the beauty of that

56:11

character it's really really great. I'm gonna say something real

56:13

quick before we move on. Shogun's coming

56:15

back for a second season. Alright why

56:17

can you please explain why you are

56:19

so shy? So let me let me

56:22

read something to you guys real quick. Okay

56:25

Shogun season 2 seems unlikely as the

56:28

creators say there's no roadmap for

56:30

adapting beyond what was in the

56:32

book. I think if

56:34

we had a story if we could

56:36

find a story we would be open to it. That

56:39

quote if we can find a story we

56:41

will be open to it tells

56:44

you that the show is coming back. Is

56:46

that Hollywood speak? That's how we're

56:49

negotiating. That's Hollywood speak for

56:51

we're looking for a story

56:54

and when we find a story we

56:57

are going to bring the show back. You guys have

56:59

to understand if

57:01

Shogun if Shogun doesn't

57:04

come back for a second

57:06

season it would be

57:08

the bravest thing I've ever seen a network

57:10

do. Why because Shogun

57:12

is just has been that successful for X.

57:14

Because when Shogun comes back

57:17

think about how successful the first season of the

57:20

show was. If they

57:22

could execute the show in the second season

57:24

80% of what they were able

57:27

to do in the first the

57:29

amount of money and prestige that it

57:31

brings in that work is so crazy.

57:33

And the bear is

57:35

kind of leaving so it's like they

57:37

need another show. And what I'm saying

57:39

is like the if Shogun comes back

57:42

the next premiere

57:44

of the show is going to

57:47

be one of the most watched

57:49

things that year on television. The

57:52

actors are going to lobby for the show to

57:54

come back because I mean obviously

57:56

Mariko's dead but like the actors that are still

57:58

around they're going to lobby. before the show to come back.

58:01

There's going to be so much

58:03

pressure on them from an economic,

58:06

from a storytelling, from an industry

58:08

standard to bring the show back

58:10

when the show has had this

58:13

type of success. Think about another

58:15

limited. It just

58:17

try it. Think about another limited that was

58:19

this successful. I mean, also,

58:21

and think about how many networks have

58:23

been searching. Watchman wasn't. Watchman,

58:25

I don't think, I don't think that's all. I

58:28

would say it was, what do you call it? The

58:32

White Lotus, right? Because

58:34

they got three seasons. That was supposed to be

58:36

a limited thing. And then it came back. And

58:38

then for three seasons, yeah. Well,

58:40

also, so what would you guys rather,

58:42

would you rather Shogun be like, we

58:44

are bringing back Toranaga? Because obviously Toranaga

58:46

is based on, a lot of this

58:48

is based on like history, even though

58:51

they changed the name. Would you rather

58:53

them be like, oh, it's just the

58:55

continuing adventures of Toranaga? Or it's like,

58:57

we're doing like a Shogun story where

58:59

it's like the crown, like every season,

59:01

it's like White Lotus or the crown

59:03

is something new. I mean, they could,

59:05

I don't think it works that way. I think you're gonna have to have

59:07

Toranaga in it. I think the

59:12

fact that there is history to it actually

59:15

lends itself to being, lends

59:18

itself to the show actually having more legs.

59:20

If you can find a historical story surrounding

59:23

Toranaga that you can adapt and bring

59:25

back, or if you just

59:27

fucking bring the show back and figure out

59:29

something to tell that is

59:31

not completely ahistorical, I'm telling you, I

59:35

personally just thinking about, especially thinking right now

59:37

with how hard it is to get things

59:39

made and who are the people

59:41

in Hollywood that are getting things made, and

59:43

the shows that are costing millions and

59:45

millions and millions of dollars and

59:48

not being able to draw audiences

59:50

and how vicious these wars for

59:52

eyes and ears are, I

59:55

would be fucking floored if

59:57

they didn't find a way to bring the show back. I'll tell you.

1:00:00

Lord I would be. Forking.

1:00:02

Lord. Tebbit. In

1:00:04

find a way to bring about and will bring

1:00:06

a network, wants to show every network the As

1:00:08

and and to seek to know that this is

1:00:11

the brass ring that a lot of good networks

1:00:13

are chasing is one thing, but I'd it's cheaper

1:00:15

to the four of us in this room. Would

1:00:17

we demand a second season? The final? Why? Why

1:00:20

would it be? That was my thing is I

1:00:22

started this allows one on one and I know

1:00:24

that when there's one on What I'm saying is.

1:00:27

It. If you want it is fine.

1:00:29

Only thing it doesn't matter if you want it

1:00:31

though. the that matters is if you would watch

1:00:33

it. Was. You definitely would. I'm you

1:00:35

know it. Doesn't matter

1:00:37

about whether or not isn't would be a

1:00:39

letter right writing campaign ads to to bring

1:00:41

the show bad. What matters is if they

1:00:43

if they say right now twenty twenty six

1:00:45

so that is kind of bags or late

1:00:47

twenty twenty five. Off. All toy

1:00:50

twenty five if they can build their of

1:00:52

France and all that stuff of all a

1:00:54

different sit around the fed to be she

1:00:56

was coming back as everybody will watch it.

1:00:58

now if they thought they would do the

1:01:00

second season america emery go that's true. But

1:01:02

what I'm saying is. All all

1:01:05

that stuff. Like. That's gonna

1:01:07

be to deem. it pulls them to do another.

1:01:09

So it's somebody like now. Some.

1:01:11

Business do. The. Same

1:01:13

a. Make. Another season

1:01:15

of a show and is probably on the

1:01:18

creative stood to to figure out whether that

1:01:20

they generally to. I think the thing for

1:01:22

me personally is like by a hero to

1:01:24

same thing for me his. Job

1:01:26

seekers got married or.from the summers

1:01:29

out in the hills somewhere. I

1:01:31

mean, like without those guys for

1:01:33

like. Three of

1:01:35

my top four favorite characters. For

1:01:37

mean and Margot back was so the album's

1:01:39

oh nice. Best a Game of Thrones thing

1:01:41

where it's like every season a game of

1:01:44

those you be like well what are they

1:01:46

gonna do now can act as the years

1:01:48

have been all be real. I didn't read

1:01:50

the books for Game of Thrones so it

1:01:52

was just like when least when they first

1:01:54

people to Jon Snow or like hotdogs no

1:01:56

longer have thought about these terrorists are you

1:01:58

know what I'm saying last. Why it

1:02:00

out? The great shows aren't very very good

1:02:02

at being making you fall in love with

1:02:05

new characters concert I guess I'm a myth

1:02:07

but mean like what they started off a

1:02:09

spoiler for game without came out a building

1:02:11

is on way they they killed Ned Stark's

1:02:13

re episode nine but that's not like. I'm

1:02:17

he's a big care to put aside

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the you Get To Like I suits me

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about Shogun at the beginning of the

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year. Martha is wasn't secular by the

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chair, right? Nobody cared. This is a

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Japan, starring a bunch of actors. Nobody

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at this point besides eerie ninety percent

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willing to bet that it comes

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back we'll see Alright,

1:10:02

it is time for X-Men 97,

1:10:05

episode 7 reaction. Steve, give me a

1:10:07

spoiler warning. We're

1:10:11

getting ready to talk about...

1:10:22

You're listening to a

1:10:24

reaction? Spoilers

1:10:27

are coming. I

1:10:30

have to put you in the know on the episode.

1:10:32

The only person that can do that is Chuck Wack

1:10:34

and the only way to do that is the Midnight

1:10:36

Manifest. Chuck, take it away. Alright,

1:10:43

this is the Midnight Manifest for X-Men 97.

1:10:47

The X-Men hold a funeral gambet

1:10:49

while Rogue agrees by hunting down

1:10:52

Trask, General Thunderbolt Ross and Captain

1:10:54

America try to stop her, but

1:10:56

she out maneuvers both to find

1:10:58

Jyric hiding in Mexico City. The

1:11:00

X-Men arrive on Jynosha to help

1:11:02

the recovery mission and end up

1:11:04

finding Emma Frost buried under the

1:11:07

rubble in her new diamond form.

1:11:09

Trask tells the X-Men that he's

1:11:11

in Magipore and alongside Rogue, they

1:11:13

learn that he's been working on an

1:11:15

updated Sentinel, Rogue kills Trask but he

1:11:17

returns to life as a hybrid Sentinel

1:11:19

and cable time slips to the present

1:11:22

to help the team. It's revealed then

1:11:24

that Bastion is working with Sinister and

1:11:26

they have Magneto kidnapped, but

1:11:28

we don't know what they are doing with the

1:11:30

former X-Men leader and that has been your Midnight

1:11:32

Manifest for X-Men 97. How

1:11:35

are you feeling about this episode? Loved it. Okay,

1:11:39

why? X-Men

1:11:41

97 is fantastic television.

1:11:44

It's so emotional. It

1:11:47

has stakes which superhero shows don't

1:11:49

normally have. Everything

1:11:51

seems to be so

1:11:54

important, relationship wise. Everyone

1:11:56

has their own thing that they're going through. Rogue's...

1:12:00

palpable, penetrating grief,

1:12:04

the dynamic between Scott and

1:12:06

Jean, these

1:12:10

characters that are so powerful, but for

1:12:12

the first time, I feel

1:12:15

the vulnerability of being a mutant,

1:12:17

like jumping

1:12:19

off of the screen. Not

1:12:21

just saying that humans are mean

1:12:23

and all of that. When you

1:12:25

see their celebrations getting interrupted,

1:12:28

when you see them, obviously you feel

1:12:30

another comment, but when you see their

1:12:32

love affairs, their interpersonal relationships, all of

1:12:34

these things being pulled apart

1:12:37

at the seams by

1:12:39

the fact that people want to kill them. There's

1:12:41

no refuge, there's no quarter for them, there's no

1:12:43

way that they can go. They're losing. The

1:12:45

X-Men are losing. They

1:12:48

bury Gambit in the episode.

1:12:51

The cameos are great. They're

1:12:53

getting a sense of how the X-Men can

1:12:56

exist in the MCU, in a shared universe.

1:12:58

Nightcrawler MVP. Love him. Love

1:13:00

Nightcrawler. Seeing Cap, seeing her take the

1:13:02

shield and throw it. All of this

1:13:04

stuff. Get the fucking shit out of

1:13:06

here. All of this stuff to me,

1:13:09

it's working. Every scene of this worked.

1:13:11

The villains work so well. Table.

1:13:14

I love the disabled. We thought Bastion would be

1:13:16

this great. Bastion's great. Love Bastion.

1:13:20

Bastion was someone that never really quite worked in the comics to

1:13:22

me. I still don't get Bastion. He's

1:13:25

like the one rare X-Men villain where I just don't

1:13:27

know enough about him because he's so fucking confused. This

1:13:31

right now, even at the end, when Trash

1:13:33

becomes a prom sendal and he just starts

1:13:35

fucking them up, I feel

1:13:38

so much fear for

1:13:40

them. Like, yo, my X-Men

1:13:43

are getting fucking killed. The show just fucking

1:13:45

works for me. And then at

1:13:47

the end, like I was going to say,

1:13:49

seeing Magneto, knowing Magneto was still around, I

1:13:52

didn't think that Magneto was dead, but

1:13:54

just that scene where Bastion's shaving him.

1:13:58

It's so eerie and creepy. Like

1:14:00

a rundown, go and sleep bar for shows?

1:14:02

Like, yes. I love the show.

1:14:05

Can I say this, watching this,

1:14:07

there was the exchange between Beast

1:14:10

and what's the reporter? I'm like, you

1:14:12

can tell that a black person was

1:14:15

kind of like the lead on this

1:14:17

show. What do you say, Joey?

1:14:19

Trish Tilby. Trish Tilby. Because she's

1:14:22

having a conversation that I've had numerous

1:14:25

times with white people being like, well,

1:14:27

if you guys wanna be accepted, you can't be

1:14:29

taking to the streets and looting and this is

1:14:32

the desert. And Beast looks like, like, white

1:14:34

woman, shut the fuck up. Yeah, what you talking about?

1:14:36

I don't wanna exhaust any more of your tolerance was

1:14:38

a great line. And I think one thing that I've

1:14:41

always kind of, the

1:14:43

X-Men are my favorite superheroes, but even in

1:14:45

the comics, the thing that I think makes

1:14:47

them not really ever work as a racism

1:14:49

allegory is like, if the bulk

1:14:51

of the X-Men writers are

1:14:54

white men, you can only

1:14:56

ever get so deep with that

1:14:58

metaphor because you need people of

1:15:00

color to kind of give

1:15:02

it that like nuance and that shade

1:15:04

of, no, it's not just

1:15:06

that the X-Men aren't accepted because they're

1:15:09

mutants. The X-Men also aren't accepted because

1:15:11

they look fucking weird. And people are

1:15:13

afraid of them because the reason people

1:15:15

are afraid of different races in

1:15:17

our world, which is just like, it's

1:15:20

way easier for me to relate to

1:15:22

someone who looks like me and to

1:15:24

demonize someone else because I don't have

1:15:26

to take any responsibility for the things

1:15:28

that I've done in my life. And

1:15:30

I was just like, I think that

1:15:32

this show kind of

1:15:35

proves that for me, whatever they

1:15:37

do with the X-Men and the MCU, they have

1:15:39

a very, very good chance of

1:15:41

going way deeper with the race metaphor

1:15:44

than I think that they honestly ever did in

1:15:46

the Fox era. Where I'm just like, I kind

1:15:48

of like how this show, and it's doing it

1:15:50

in a very like Saturday morning, 90s

1:15:52

cartoon way, but I'm like, if

1:15:55

you kind of give, if there's, I think, if

1:15:57

it's live action, if you kind of get

1:15:59

people. People were like, well, it's not a cartoon anymore. This

1:16:02

made me excited for, all right, how can

1:16:04

we update the X-Men and really make them

1:16:06

feel modern? Because I think this show is

1:16:08

actually doing a very good job of being

1:16:10

like, that was a smart choice. As a

1:16:12

viewer, I was like, even if I'm

1:16:14

not up on X-Men 97, there's things that they're

1:16:16

doing in the show where I'm like not being

1:16:18

a hater about it. I'm just like, this was really

1:16:21

like entertaining to me as a lifelong X-Men fan. And

1:16:23

don't you feel like the show is proof of concept

1:16:25

to how the X-Men can work live action?

1:16:27

I mean, that's basically what you're saying to me. And

1:16:29

it's got the DNA of the

1:16:32

old X-Men series, but

1:16:37

it's really totally different. You

1:16:39

mean? Well, I think what works

1:16:41

about it is like, it's almost the

1:16:43

opposite of what like Deadpool and Wolverine is

1:16:45

about to do. Where it's like, they

1:16:48

have to bring Hugh Jackman back because

1:16:50

it was Hugh Jackman and the X-Men

1:16:52

for almost the entirety of the Fox

1:16:55

series. And of course, like, she's

1:16:57

not in every single X-Men movie, but

1:17:00

they kept bringing him back because it's just like he's

1:17:02

the draw. And I think what

1:17:04

X-Men 97 is doing is like,

1:17:08

fairly good X-Men comics are just

1:17:10

like, yo, Cyclops, Jean, Storm, Nightcrawler,

1:17:12

they are just as interesting and

1:17:14

foundational to this. And Wolverine is

1:17:16

honestly more interesting when he gets

1:17:18

to bounce off these characters. Wolverine

1:17:21

is barely, I mean, Wolverine

1:17:24

is an important part of the show, but. Cyclops

1:17:27

is more of a protagonist than Wolverine is,

1:17:29

which is insane. Right, I'm not even

1:17:32

clamoring for a Wolverine ISO episode. Like,

1:17:36

I want a Nightcrawler episode. I want my

1:17:38

fucking beast episode. You're not getting your solo

1:17:41

movies though. That's never happened. Really quick, before

1:17:43

I forget this though, I have to bring

1:17:45

this to the table because I'm tired of

1:17:47

what is happening right now. What

1:17:50

the fuck are Morph's powers? Is

1:17:52

Morph the most powerful mutant in

1:17:55

the universe? Because he transforms into

1:17:57

Quistler and uses the speed. Because

1:18:00

we've talked about this like a billion times, but

1:18:02

I think The the

1:18:04

credits show like you can take anybody's

1:18:07

form and you also use their abilities

1:18:10

So that's that's wild. That's no I don't

1:18:12

but the thing is you know, you can

1:18:14

become the phoenix Well is

1:18:16

the phoenix? It's to one degree.

1:18:19

Exactly. Yeah, I feel like you got to practice right

1:18:21

and so I don't think morph is out there You

1:18:23

know being gene all the time or whatever.

1:18:25

So like when he's quicks over You don't

1:18:28

really, you know run fast and punch fast

1:18:30

I'm sure there's more things clicks over can

1:18:32

do but ultimately you're only him for such

1:18:34

short amount of time you know, you know,

1:18:36

what's crazy is y'all know how I'm old

1:18:38

is I Was

1:18:41

expecting the Avengers to come out

1:18:43

and help them when I saw quicksilver. I

1:18:45

was like, I was like I ran

1:18:48

it back three times Oh shit, Captain America and the

1:18:50

rest of Avengers are here and they about to help

1:18:52

the X-Men I thought that's what about to happen and

1:18:54

then Whenever morph turns

1:18:56

into somebody I always get confused

1:19:02

Did they what happened like when

1:19:04

like lady death strike at one point

1:19:07

magic I was like what happened when

1:19:09

he turned into Archangel

1:19:12

Archangel I was like, I did not

1:19:14

see Archangel in the plane Is

1:19:18

a part of them now and so when the quicksilver thing

1:19:20

happened, I'm like, wait a minute Wait,

1:19:22

what? Oh, that was more

1:19:25

right If

1:19:27

he takes nightcrawler, can he bam? That's

1:19:29

my what? Yeah, clearly

1:19:32

nah, man No, that's that's some fucking

1:19:34

secret invasion fucking Amelia Clark is the

1:19:36

most powerful motherfucker now I also will

1:19:38

say what I liked about this episode

1:19:41

is like they did cap the way

1:19:43

I remember cap Now it's

1:19:45

some real from the bulk of my

1:19:47

existence as a comic fan cap was

1:19:49

always a fucking cop He was always

1:19:51

fucking uncool and they were like they

1:19:53

didn't do the MCU Steve Rogers They

1:19:55

did the gotta do it by the

1:19:57

book, you know, I My

1:20:00

hands are tied and I was just like, yup, Cap used

1:20:02

to be an asshole. She threw his

1:20:04

shield and took my own gun. Bro, she sent that

1:20:06

thing to the mo... He's not even gonna go back

1:20:08

and like, jaw, I'm sure he can like

1:20:10

run fast as hell, but still. No, yeah, he'll get it. And

1:20:12

he takes some time. It'll take some time. I was always wondering,

1:20:15

I was like, Rogue was not giving that shit back either. I

1:20:17

was like, are you gonna give it back? And she's like, nah,

1:20:19

he's being an op. Throws that shit like a

1:20:21

priest. Get that down

1:20:23

from the roof. Also, Rogue, here's

1:20:25

the thing. I

1:20:28

really am hard on the animation on this

1:20:30

show a lot. I will

1:20:32

say they opened up the purse

1:20:35

rings a little bit because when she

1:20:37

goes to Thunderbolt Ross's base, she

1:20:39

was that fucking busy. It was that dive kick.

1:20:41

Yeah, I was like, yo, you ain't busy. No,

1:20:44

just think it, just think it, hold the Hulk. She was like,

1:20:46

yeah, that's my work. Oh yeah, whatever. Yeah. Okay.

1:20:49

But once again, like even seeing

1:20:51

Thunderbolt Ross and all the integration

1:20:53

and you know, I'm

1:20:56

invested in every single story. I'm

1:20:59

invested in Sunspot and his mom

1:21:01

being like, super

1:21:03

anti-fucking mutant and you gotta hide

1:21:05

your shit. The way that she was like, I'm

1:21:07

a mutant and it's just like full

1:21:09

glass of wine. You thought that she was

1:21:11

gonna be cool? She was cool for

1:21:13

like three seconds. No, she was like Lucille

1:21:15

Bluth about it where she's like, oh. Wait,

1:21:17

can I be real though? Also Jubilee, like

1:21:19

this is where like, kind of like the

1:21:21

metaphor doesn't always work. Where I'm just

1:21:24

like, usually if you have a

1:21:26

friend that like, let's say he's like coming out

1:21:28

or whatever, is your job to support them, but

1:21:30

you shouldn't be like, damn, couldn't be me. If

1:21:32

I was you, I would have been told them,

1:21:35

what if you die? What are you doing? I'm

1:21:37

like, Jubilee, let fucking Sunspot do it when he's

1:21:39

ready. She's like, I'm just like, y'all have sex

1:21:41

once and all of a sudden it's like, all

1:21:44

right, we're going to tell your mom. I'm like,

1:21:46

dog, Jubilee, relax, relax. But also Jubilee is, she's

1:21:49

coming from a different perspective on it because

1:21:51

she's, she's in her full

1:21:53

mutinist and she all proud mutant X-Men

1:21:55

and stuff. Stop being a bitch

1:21:57

about it, Sunspot. And Sunspot still trying to look.

1:22:00

This shit is laid. He up there in

1:22:02

the high rise, he not trying to fuck over there. If

1:22:04

he fucked the stock price up, he fucked the

1:22:06

stock price up, that'll fetch his bread. Also,

1:22:09

his mom being like, damn, we always kind

1:22:11

of knew you burned down four houses. I'm like, if

1:22:14

I kid burned down four houses, honestly, by the

1:22:16

second or third, I'd be like, hey, yo,

1:22:18

we got to... We got to... Let me

1:22:20

tell you something right now. You

1:22:23

said you burned down one house, I'm

1:22:25

sending you to Xavier. I'm like, you

1:22:27

know what I'm saying? Get

1:22:29

him in line. Who would've let if you was Bill

1:22:31

Gates, you got all that bread? Nah, man. Nah, man.

1:22:33

Not because you're saying also, not if you're... What's

1:22:37

Sunspot? He's... Brazilian.

1:22:39

Brazilian. I'm just like, if you Brazilian, you

1:22:42

black, you know, you saying you Japanese

1:22:44

or whatever, you not... That's

1:22:46

some white people shit. White people will let a kid burn

1:22:48

down four houses. Hey, rich people shit. After the first one,

1:22:50

I'm like, bruh, come on. Come on. I'm calling somebody, hey,

1:22:53

Coleka, look. I'm

1:22:55

going to be honest with you. Will Van Bernden, how's

1:22:57

Don, I think he a mutant. I'm taking him. I'm

1:22:59

just saying, like, Jack Jack, you like, he's taking him

1:23:01

from the power. Like, I'm pretty sure he's a mutant.

1:23:04

Look, I love him, but let's be honest, there's

1:23:06

not much we could do for him. So, he

1:23:08

needs... Are you getting better to

1:23:10

be a child soldier than I thought it

1:23:13

is? Look, he needs a suit, he needs

1:23:15

purpose, but I work too hard. Military

1:23:18

school right away. First of all, we can't even

1:23:20

talk to the home insurance. What we going to

1:23:22

tell the insurance people? We got a lot to

1:23:25

the insurance. We got to commit insurance fraud. Because if we tell the people...

1:23:27

Five houses? If

1:23:29

we tell the people that he burnt it down, you're not getting

1:23:32

no money. You're saying that a child to the Xavier School is

1:23:34

insane. The mortality rate at that place? To

1:23:37

be fair, there's literally nowhere else he could send them.

1:23:40

Yeah. Well, where else could he go? First

1:23:42

of all, I'm going to tell him, hey, I can't tell

1:23:44

him don't burn stuff down every time. No, you couldn't do day school? Be

1:23:47

like, hey, Xavier, give him a suit

1:23:49

that'll protect him. He

1:23:51

could go there during the week, but we got to have him

1:23:53

now. First Of all, he at least has

1:23:55

to go to Xavier. I'll tell him straight up, if you don't

1:23:57

want to be an X-Man, you don't have to... Everybody

1:24:00

Isaiah School Joyce x Me.

1:24:03

And I clearly as try out the about everybody

1:24:05

joins eggs me some I you have to do

1:24:07

have a choose your is Bobby answers you. Yeah.

1:24:10

Go to a place where they are the

1:24:12

same deceit cause I'll know what of the

1:24:14

other that is one of the zebra Asus

1:24:16

burnham up burn Approximately what? but I didn't

1:24:18

You're raising a brotherhood of evil Me? I'm

1:24:20

not sure you are. What if we have

1:24:22

to burn off but as the say like.

1:24:26

Me: Are you mad? Do love a we will

1:24:28

be on Ammo Come up to that look. I

1:24:30

want to see Stuart I'm a summer. Uncommon

1:24:36

to design is known as live in hospital. Yeah

1:24:38

nothing. What you guys will make a move. To

1:24:43

the school my job Gov Bill Tomboy So

1:24:45

we the days are all males are going

1:24:47

on in his besides which are on which

1:24:49

us but we also be a healthy all

1:24:51

operate like crazy it's also be a help.

1:24:54

Help ya! I.

1:24:59

Was always talk about Saturday request

1:25:01

So bizarre. Real Mccoy. Saturday night

1:25:04

there was party. Or

1:25:06

glitter. And reside birthday party

1:25:08

and you and me it is A with

1:25:10

a dead didn't let me know that it

1:25:12

was my produce. A surprise birthday parties. There.

1:25:15

Was a for me space. We have friends

1:25:17

from home. he didn't come in a minute,

1:25:19

was within. Ah. And.

1:25:22

Put. Into both part of Males diaz appeal of

1:25:24

the By. The. One out a list

1:25:26

of names. But. It would be odd

1:25:28

in be goes yeah observer but there

1:25:30

were people here sir. We promise not

1:25:32

to say name see just resettlement. As.

1:25:35

Who is It deserves respect. Everybody's getting

1:25:37

a shot artists as lot of. Is

1:25:40

a heavy hitters They do advise Begins:

1:25:42

Disney bought by people's party but she

1:25:45

has no levels at sports and Joe

1:25:47

me is Steve Gods flask the money.

1:25:50

For the record of not they are

1:25:53

towers were never. Never

1:25:55

than I ever come to any things

1:25:57

and it's made plans of months ago.

1:26:00

It's great so so seem so

1:26:02

so. The Joe, Me and Charles

1:26:04

got fucked up really super drunk

1:26:07

guys. Have

1:26:09

a name. Is

1:26:11

noted up a you your there

1:26:13

are so yeah he lost souls

1:26:15

it's I saw. Let

1:26:18

me try to start until you story. I hadn't

1:26:20

heard about miners in have a sore as an

1:26:22

as an observer this person there. Were.

1:26:24

Like go eat. We have to talk to disperse

1:26:26

we have to talk to them and jones or

1:26:29

know fuck. I absolutely am nervous. This is like

1:26:31

it's it. Open space you'd never want to. You

1:26:33

don't want to come off like. Like.

1:26:35

Amounts to be I'm a big your

1:26:37

the same spot like tell yourself for

1:26:40

some like some honor steward the like

1:26:42

Very very very prominent actor. Like

1:26:44

this in a nice very very. But

1:26:47

there's. C C in

1:26:49

that we go to this

1:26:51

person in Charles engages first

1:26:53

and sizes like hey, Just.

1:26:56

Wanted to like. You know? A

1:26:58

We. Believe me, So

1:27:02

we're in. The guys are

1:27:04

disrespect. As

1:27:07

I finish that was in reruns off with

1:27:09

a. Few. Been.

1:27:12

A witness? like do you want to try that

1:27:14

again. This. Is

1:27:18

my well as use and you were like a

1:27:20

know. Where. Party Super

1:27:23

nice guy. Parties. Now are

1:27:25

not enough. An armed and

1:27:27

I'm like. Again, Not Nasr

1:27:29

with oh my gosh, I'm

1:27:31

laughing. Because. I can see

1:27:33

the guy's face. See.

1:27:36

Is not fucking with division at

1:27:38

all. Our. Lives

1:27:40

right one of Assamese comes down cells

1:27:42

us. who we are is like okay.

1:27:45

So. Videos like okay wasn't and tell

1:27:47

me Oh cool. A man. Don't.

1:27:50

Let you go. Sublime. is there to talk for you.

1:27:52

Said it verbatim. Do. Not lead to sneak

1:27:54

a talk for you. And. i was like

1:27:56

oh this is exactly his exact words as I

1:27:58

was like, ah, that's all right, blah, blah, blah.

1:28:01

But, Jomie, what did you tell me? What's

1:28:03

your, that's the letter? Hold on, I will get there.

1:28:06

Come back later. He's

1:28:08

finally alone. I go

1:28:11

back to him like, hey, look, you know, hey, I'm

1:28:13

sorry about my boy, man. I seen your face, man. He

1:28:15

was like, hey, look, you know, it is

1:28:17

what it is. Like, that

1:28:19

was weird as hell. And

1:28:21

then you come up behind you. Oh, yeah, dude. You

1:28:23

come up behind you. You say, what's going on? He's

1:28:27

like, hey, man, is he behind me?

1:28:30

Like, man, you got to stop your booty bumping me,

1:28:32

man. You got to stop your

1:28:35

booty bumping me. Let me say something real

1:28:37

quick. And we can

1:28:39

say this with all this on the series, too. We

1:28:42

do have to have a plan for when we're in rooms.

1:28:45

So like, we don't want to. Don't

1:28:48

take Charles anywhere. Well, no. Well, because

1:28:50

here's the thing. I had a wonderful time with my

1:28:52

man. I know you did. There

1:28:54

are a bunch of people that I have to do Charles, too.

1:28:57

They have been wanting to meet Charles and all of that. We

1:29:00

can't scare off the people that

1:29:02

we're about to meet. I'm not saying. I ain't saying.

1:29:04

I ain't saying. Here's the thing. I

1:29:07

got y'all back one million percent no matter what.

1:29:10

It don't matter. But we can't. All

1:29:13

right, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I will take

1:29:15

that. I'll take that. That was a one-party foul. Charles

1:29:17

even started to fuck with me. The

1:29:19

junk of Charles got. Charles is not

1:29:22

a good drunk, y'all. Bro, you're just bad.

1:29:25

By the way, tell me. Tell me, 1 to 10, how

1:29:27

drunk was Charles when he looked at this in the right

1:29:29

talk, bro? OK, Charles. Charles came up to me and

1:29:31

Charles was like, I wasn't even a part of any

1:29:33

of this. Because Charles comes to me

1:29:35

and Charles goes, Ben is so afraid.

1:29:37

I'm going to embarrass him in front of his

1:29:40

powerful face. Wait, I said that? Yes. I'm like,

1:29:42

oh, god. I'm like, Charles, what are you talking

1:29:44

about? I have no. I have no. No, I'm

1:29:46

not talking about it. I'm

1:29:48

like, here's what I will say. What are you talking about, bro?

1:29:50

Here's what I will say. And this is how I know I

1:29:53

was gone, too, because eventually it's the

1:29:55

three of us and we're recalling the story, right?

1:29:58

And I'm like, man, I'm not going to do this. I was gone. I

1:30:01

was like, look, Charles, I understand

1:30:03

you are who you are, but

1:30:06

in these types of situations, sometimes

1:30:08

you got to suck a little dick. And I was like,

1:30:10

I was like, Joe, sometimes you got to, you got to

1:30:12

find a little ball. And yeah, Joe, he started talking that

1:30:14

way. And I was just like, I was like, here's the

1:30:16

thing. I think there needs to be, I was like, that

1:30:18

was my party foul. Okay. Next time

1:30:20

I'm just like, Joe, me and I's viewpoint to

1:30:22

me to come closer together where we're not sucking

1:30:24

dick. Then we all go back. So we all

1:30:26

go back to the crib. We all

1:30:28

get back to the house and we

1:30:32

hang around for a little bit. We talk for

1:30:35

a little bit. And then Charles and Joe,

1:30:37

me start to go to sleep. There are young babies and

1:30:39

they drank too much. Charles and Joe me

1:30:42

fall asleep. Wait, Joe, you fell asleep too.

1:30:44

I knocked out. So I asked, so I

1:30:46

asked Joe me, I'm like, yo, cause you

1:30:48

only got to drive back. He lives far. So I asked

1:30:50

Joe me, I go, yo, do you want something to eat?

1:30:53

And Joe me goes, sure. My order

1:30:56

of pizza. So I just open

1:30:58

up my sheet and order pizza and

1:31:01

Coleca is such a pizza snob, right? Cause

1:31:03

she did for the New Yorker. So I

1:31:05

opened up my sheet and order pizza from the only

1:31:07

place that is like serving pizza that like has like

1:31:09

decent pizza. So I've never had the place before, but

1:31:11

it's like, I can tell that it's decent. I know

1:31:14

the place that used to be there. So like I

1:31:16

ordered a piece of pizza comes, Coleca

1:31:18

gets a slice of pizza and

1:31:20

she starts eating it. Joe me asleep. Now

1:31:22

the pizza has come. Joe me sleep. The

1:31:25

pizza has come. Charles asleep. Coleca,

1:31:28

she takes it by the pizza and she goes,

1:31:31

shit, this piece is fucking good. I'm

1:31:33

like, what? She was like, seriously, cause

1:31:36

we like this one place in LA called delicious

1:31:38

pizza. Shout out to delicious pizza. She goes, this

1:31:40

might be as good, if not better than

1:31:42

delicious pizza. She goes, this is the closest

1:31:44

thing to New York pizza that I've actually

1:31:46

had since I'm in LA. She's going crazy

1:31:49

over the pizza. Crazy over the pizza. She's

1:31:51

like, I'm almost glad they went to sleep because

1:31:54

I have more pizza. Right. Oh, not co what?

1:31:56

Can we get up like that? She's drunk. She's

1:31:59

drunk. So she just, going crazy over pizza.

1:32:01

So we go to sleep, wake

1:32:03

up. And I

1:32:05

already knew that when Jomi woke

1:32:08

up, that pizza was walking out

1:32:10

with Jomi. Whoa, wait, wait, Jomi, you took that because

1:32:12

I woke up and saw a pizza. I did not

1:32:14

have one slice of pizza. Wait, that was, you took

1:32:17

how many slices of pizza? I took three pieces. I

1:32:19

took two slices. Oh man. You took

1:32:21

at least three slices. I took three slices. I took three

1:32:23

slices. Well, they used to go to Kalika. I took no

1:32:25

slices of fucking pizza. I didn't get, I didn't, like I

1:32:27

had a little bit of hers. And so I was, but

1:32:29

I wasn't as hungry and drunk. I was like, I wasn't

1:32:32

as hungry as drunk. I was just trying to get to

1:32:34

sleep because I knew I had to wake up the

1:32:36

next day. And she woke up and

1:32:38

she was expecting that whole pizza to be here. Nah,

1:32:42

I'll tell you exactly what happened. She was just waiting that whole pizza.

1:32:44

Wait, why was the Kalika mad at me? I didn't do that shit.

1:32:46

I didn't even say that. I'll

1:32:49

tell you exactly what happened. So I'm sleeping on a couch, right?

1:32:51

We got, maybe we get back to like 2, 2 30. Yeah.

1:32:56

The pizza had gotten there. He put

1:32:58

it on the table. And that's the

1:33:00

last thing I remember. I wake up. It's like 4 30

1:33:03

a.m. I had some water

1:33:05

to drink. I try, I pick it up off the

1:33:08

table. There's more water in the cup than

1:33:10

I remember. I spilled all over. Oh, man. Right. Gets

1:33:12

on the couch, gets on my shirt, gets on my

1:33:14

pants. I'm like, ah, yeah, it's time to

1:33:16

go. Get some tissues, clean that up,

1:33:18

go use the bathroom. And then while I'm putting

1:33:21

the thing in the trash, I'm like, oh, yeah, there's

1:33:24

pizza. I call my Uber. Uber's like, I'll be

1:33:26

there in 12 minutes. I'm like, cool. I'm

1:33:28

a snack on some, some slice. Chicken finger

1:33:30

bandit. Slice. The fucking chicken finger

1:33:33

bandit, bro. It was,

1:33:35

see, but here's how karma works.

1:33:37

I was so drunk that

1:33:41

I couldn't, the spins kept me awake. So

1:33:43

I just, I got in bed. Like the

1:33:45

only time I slept that night was on

1:33:48

your couch, got in bed. I was like, ah, the

1:33:51

room is moving. It's not happening. Stayed

1:33:53

up until like 11. It's not great.

1:33:55

It's Not, not good. I'm gonna say something right now and

1:33:58

people would think that I would never say this. We.

1:34:00

Needed Steve. We

1:34:02

need is t. Just

1:34:05

constantly throughout his who the to do

1:34:07

our. It

1:34:10

throws off the dynamic because Van

1:34:12

was not. he was courting every

1:34:14

eyes open court and doing always

1:34:16

annealing. I seem to be like

1:34:18

oh no white adult Ryan Wrangle

1:34:20

yeah I'm saying is in a

1:34:23

curved in council cheaper. Snow

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current her would have gotten worse results from

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the curve said he didn't have as as

1:34:30

go somewhere didn't I'm sad I have no

1:34:32

problem. Adam I met him by at

1:34:34

a cobweb on my phone and tablet

1:34:36

has only had a cowboy hat or

1:34:38

job establish was five sizes too small.

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things are too small cement blocks.will have

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asthma so super size Episode the Mean:

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that was a same as accidents on

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on for hours of argues receive Rodgers

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Hall of Fame episode or producers Steve

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the Arctic Almonds. I've never back

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to mean it's explainer dinner eyes are

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sources assess as eggs only the pizza

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bed at its Pizza pizza pizza wings,

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whatever. Soon and a decent production by

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are going around about drastic that. I

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don't have one this time when talked.

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1:35:19

So game is over. It

1:35:21

makes is really really sick.

1:35:23

and when you're in front

1:35:25

of some impressive company, sometimes

1:35:27

you gotta suck. So. It

1:35:52

just it suits your shop. With

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one. X. Men who would it be?

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a lot. It.

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Did the about this for use when?

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oh are we talking about ah appropriation?

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a home video Bleak.

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I mean here's a thing. seems to get

1:36:16

her powers under control, but like. Just.

1:36:18

Road is about it. Like really lane. Road.

1:36:21

Really care that you bastard as a woman

1:36:23

like you know me, right? mother? You.

1:36:25

Know how? no idea how road

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our know about Roman rogues our

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heads out tumors are I say

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that again? Or hours under control

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like Rolls Royce. Here's a thing

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here than a day and it

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was really about a. Gentleman

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what did you know? Sandalwood me

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would break off Super Dogs meets

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like twenty five dollars. He's the

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same room noise able to phones

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on my keyboard our government's soon

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as I don't believe it will

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be funny. like will rotate for

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me, will rotate light supported. Dixon

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know his recess with pancakes. The

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only. Paying case

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it being pro black and all and as

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does scare you roll roll with says joe

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me and come away with a love for

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white woman like is fucking. Crazy.

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road clubs, blackness like that's how

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likes it sounds like. Pseudotsuga.

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situation. This

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deep deep in Orange County is

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is this? It's just say oh

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no other. We we go school

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together Nine the can do a

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so on brain wise just

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cause is your boss. and

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that a sushi got the skull earrings would you

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let me ask a question Would

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you be with Mystique while she's blue? Yeah.

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You're such a panderer, bruh. I'm gonna be like,

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why is she in the box? Bruh,

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ain't nobody trying to fuck no blue ass

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chick. Wait, no, no, I'm not. No, I

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want to be. No, me and Mystique. Y'all

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would have sex with Mystique while she's blue.

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Wait, no, it depends. Whoa. I

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can't do it, bruh. Nah. Blue,

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bruh. Nah. I get freaked

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out. What? What? No,

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no. What? Why not?

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I get freaked out, bruh. Nah, you're missing the plot,

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bruh. I get freaked out. I'm worried about skin color.

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Wait, so you... It's true. Wow.

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Wow. I'll ask this, Steve, this. Would you be courageous

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enough to be like, hey, oh, Mystique

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tonight, could you turn into Beyoncé?

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Would you, like, ask? No, I wouldn't ask. If she wanted

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to change, I'd be like, okay, well, what's on the... Like,

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what's my... What are my options here? Is

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this gonna look hurt? You can't let her... You can't

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let her hurt. You can't. You can't.

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You have to... I bet you it's crazy. I

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bet you it's crazy. I bet you it's way

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worse than Beyoncé. Yeah. Yeah.

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So... She's like a little book.

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Let me get it out of a three. I'm done. In

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a situation... Because you know what's gonna happen? It's

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going to happen that she's gonna get mad that you want to

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be somebody else and it's

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gonna be somebody she knows. No, I didn't. I never

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said that I wanted to be somebody else. Listen, I wanted Mystique. Yeah.

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And also, are you ready to be the father that stepped

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up? Because she already got your kids. She got your kids.

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She got your kids. Nightcrawler. That's

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tough. Nightcrawler. I got a

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cool son. Nightcrawler? Never. That's a

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cock blocking ass son right there. You can always tell.

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And he's very religious. He's very religious. He's gonna be

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very religious. He's gonna walk out. He's

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gonna be like, father for good. You're gonna be trying to be... You're

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gonna be... You're gonna be a hallelujah. He's over there, son. You're gonna

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try to be getting with his mom. He's just gonna pop up in

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the room out of nowhere. What y'all

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doing? You know Leviticus was... Leviticus. Wow.

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Jesus Christ. Why did you go to Leviticus? Why

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did you go to Leviticus last week, right? Oh my God. They're

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clearly reading. Like

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no, no blue, no gray. I'm trying to think

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orange. Like think about, like, orange. Is there

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orange people? Like a thick, like a thick

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female Oompa Loompa? Like the thing,

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but like a female thing? That's

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rough. That's like rough. Get pebbles and get bad. You

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don't want that. No nebula? No

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nebula. Oh, actually. What about that?

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You know, you know, you know, who, you know, who looked, you

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know, who I kind of had a crush on for some reason?

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Who? I like Mantis a little

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bit. Little Manti Manti. Mantis? She just

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got in tennis though. Yeah, but I know, but she just.

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So it's the skin

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tone being primary color.

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I'm not attracted to aliens. But

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an antenna does it for you. Oh,

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I'm trying to find a line here. You know what? Yeah.

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All right. So like Star Wars, what are like, what are

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the high? Oh, Twilight. Twilight. What

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is it? What's her face from motherfucking book? Oh,

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go to do it. Go to the foot. Come on, brother. Come on,

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man. She's got these coming out of her mouth. No! She

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looked great. She got things coming out.

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She looks great. She

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got things coming out of her head. She

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got things coming out of her head.