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1:17

Rizzuto. Riruto?

1:19

Riruto? Good morning,

1:21

everybody. Hello, hello. Hello. Oh,

1:24

man. That was Friday, guys. It's Cinco

1:26

de Mayo. Today? Yes. Oh,

1:29

man, that changes everything. I know. Cinco

1:31

de Mayo. Huh. Huh.

1:33

Remember, remember, the fifth of... May. May.

1:37

May. May. May. May.

1:40

May. May. May.

1:44

May. May. May.

1:46

May. May. May.

1:49

May. May. I

1:52

guess this works for today, then. For

1:57

today only. For today only. That's

1:59

all you got? polo's on the show. That's

2:03

polo's a sounder. I can just imagine

2:05

all the horn players put the horns to the mouth doing that and

2:07

then put them down and walk it out. Every

2:11

time you do it, I have this visual

2:14

of guys that get paid, you know, quite a lot

2:16

per second. Honestly, eventually he'll let

2:18

us finish out the song because,

2:20

you know, there's more to it than this. Yeah. I

2:25

want more.

2:26

The majority of our audience only knows

2:28

that. But

2:32

we got a busy day today. We're out at the Hot Shots

2:34

O'Fallon, Illinois later for

2:37

a Cinco de Rizzo event. Got a chance

2:39

to meet all of us, win some Point Fest tickets,

2:42

taco eating contest. Yes. Food

2:44

and drink specials. That'd be fun. That's from five

2:46

to seven. Ray thought it was from eight to 10.

2:48

Oh goodness. It is. Glad

2:51

I asked. It is. That

2:53

would have been real embarrassing for my first outing to

2:56

show up at eight. Everybody would be

2:58

like, yeah, they left an hour ago. Right. And I'm

3:00

like, oh,

3:01

here's my sticker. Yeah. If you do show up late, they

3:03

never make a big deal. I was just going to say, isn't

3:05

that King Scott's move? He'll be there at eight.

3:10

What event was it? That was the Jeff Burton

3:12

Happy Hour at the Hot Shots in out

3:14

in Wentzville.

3:17

It's got you guys started two hours too early. Oh yeah. Yeah.

3:21

We're doing a Hot Shots with Team Rizz members, you

3:24

know, like a Happy Hour thing. That's right. We're

3:26

like, where's Scott? And, uh, yeah,

3:29

Scott, I gave Scott the old, will

3:31

you be joining us today? Oh God. Oh,

3:35

that, that text. Yeah. Oh yeah. And

3:37

he didn't check it because then remember

3:40

I called him, weren't we on stage where we were doing something

3:42

and I called him. No, we were just hanging out. Okay.

3:44

Just a hangout. I remember I called him and he picked up

3:46

and I go, Hey man, where are you? And he goes, uh,

3:48

in the kitchen. Weren't

3:51

you making salmon? Probably.

3:53

Yeah. I was making something really delicious. You

3:55

were making a salmon. I liked it on the other end of

3:57

the phone. He looked around before he said it too. He was

3:59

like,

4:00

I'm in the kitchen. You

4:02

thought they were all there. It was the greatest.

4:05

Yeah, that's a fun, fun feeling. Yeah,

4:07

yeah. That's what it calls. I think I even told

4:09

you, like, hey, don't even bother. Right. Because

4:12

it was towards the end of the event. By the time you get from Overland

4:15

to Wentzville. Mm. Yeah,

4:18

I'd say. It's like 40 minutes. Well, and then

4:20

it was like rush hour time and... Yeah, but

4:22

I made it for the last, was it 20 minutes?

4:26

So I, I repped. Yeah. Thanks

4:28

for coming, Scott. I don't think I

4:30

thanked you. You know, the

4:32

people that show up today at five that are there

4:34

by five really try the hardest because

4:37

speaking of rush hour, I mean, this event is like...

4:39

You're already, you're already complaining. I'm not complaining.

4:42

No. I don't know him bully you. No,

4:44

I'm trying to say anybody that's there by five

4:46

really made the effort to be there because I've

4:48

seen people complaining.

4:49

Or they work in the area. Or they work in the area.

4:51

Or they work in the area. Now,

4:54

listen, we don't go out to Illinois a lot and I'm,

4:56

I'm, I'm stoked that they said, Hey,

4:59

O'Fallon, Illinois. It's a great spot

5:01

for us. It's

5:02

a nice location too.

5:03

Where's off of Green Mount? Where is this place? I

5:06

don't even know. The movie theater is right across the

5:08

street. There's a sushi place next door. I

5:10

think they used to... Was there no Charlie's right

5:12

there too? You

5:15

looking at me like I know. It's close to Green Mount. O'Fallon.

5:17

Close to Green Mount. It's in that little... You've

5:20

been there. Yeah, yeah.

5:22

Where they got,

5:23

you know, it's nice. Yeah, we used

5:25

to have some wild times at that, that particular

5:27

location.

5:28

We would do bikini contests. And

5:32

they'd put the stage

5:34

next to, they have like a foul pole. You

5:36

know, it's a sports theme bar. So

5:38

they had a... Oh, the pole. They

5:40

had a yellow, what was looking like

5:42

a foul pole right next to the stage. And

5:45

some of the girls would get up on that pole. Up

5:47

on the pole and you know, do the spins. Some

5:49

were better than others.

5:50

So there's not a stage always

5:52

there. No, no, they, they would

5:55

put up a stage. Interesting. And

5:57

I saw... Not

6:00

one, maybe a handful of women attempt

6:03

to do a little spin on the pole and then fly

6:05

off. Well, that happens. And

6:07

two tables. Fair or foul? Foul

6:09

ball. Yeah, into foul territory. Into foul territory.

6:12

Okay, yes. But

6:15

hey, it's Friday, so I got some leftover stuff

6:17

that I do want to talk about. Stuff I didn't get to during

6:19

the week. Kind of some random, some

6:22

random topics. You know what, actually, I do

6:24

want to start off with something local. I did read this this morning.

6:28

Same story from Fox 2. You

6:31

know those floating lanterns that they release? Yeah.

6:34

Like for a memorial service? They're pretty.

6:36

Yeah, the ones you send towards the

6:39

power lines? Yeah, they're very pretty. So

6:41

people gather and remember it's from somebody

6:43

and they light the- And you go,

6:46

here's an open, I'm going to set

6:48

this open flame free, surrounded

6:50

by things that burn. Yeah,

6:52

paper lanterns. And that's the point. Paper

6:55

and sticks. Just wait till it's dry and do it. We're safe. Yeah,

6:58

it's like a family event thing. We went to the top

7:00

of this house and

7:02

the person who brought them lit them and then

7:04

they floated away and

7:08

I went- Somebody else's problem now. We're surrounded by

7:10

a forest. How

7:12

long are these things supposed to cook up there? Because

7:16

I don't like this. I'm not going to sleep

7:18

very well tonight. Well, it's like a hot air balloon. You

7:20

light the flame and it just goes.

7:23

Right. Well, yes, except for a hot air balloon goes

7:26

with an operator. With somebody, yes. Yeah,

7:29

this just goes. This just goes. Yeah,

7:32

it's like when you let a balloon go. Somebody

7:34

else's problem. Somebody else's deal with it. No, it was

7:36

mylar balloons. Yeah, I'm going to litter in the

7:38

future. So a family in St. Charles

7:40

thinks that one of these floating lanterns with the

7:42

lid candle is responsible for damage to their

7:45

backyard.

7:47

So they think this lantern landed on

7:50

top of the pool, which had the pool cover

7:52

on it. And

7:54

the pool cover went up in flames. Oh,

7:57

so it landed still lit. It landed still

7:59

lit. I mean, I guess the

8:01

presumption is that the flame will go

8:04

out, die out, and then

8:06

the thing will come crashing down. Well, you're supposed to release

8:08

them over water. Other

8:11

countries do this lantern release

8:13

over the ocean. Yeah, so like a Japanese festival. Festival

8:16

of the lanterns. So it goes

8:18

out over, and so then it pollutes the ocean. Right, yeah, let's

8:20

say, oh yeah, the fish don't care. So it's not good in any way, but

8:23

the idea is that it will go out over the

8:25

water, and then once it gets in the water, it will

8:28

obviously go

8:28

out. It lands on the one boat out there and catches

8:30

on fire and sinks it. Yeah, this was the

8:33

pool cover caught fire and caused a bunch of

8:35

damage like at this family

8:37

backyard.

8:40

Well, who's going to pay for that? Hopefully

8:44

insurance. Yeah, but who do

8:46

they know who released the lantern? Well, the St. Charles

8:48

County Deputy Fire Chief said, listen,

8:50

fire code prohibits this. You can't

8:52

just light

8:56

something on fire and just let it go.

8:58

You don't know where it's going to land, where the final

9:01

destination is going to be. A bunch of neighbors

9:04

saw like these floating lanterns

9:06

go by their house at night. There

9:08

was a memorial service somewhere in the area.

9:13

It's beautiful. It

9:15

looks, yes, a great way to remember somebody. Go

9:17

to the lake. You know what I'm saying? Go

9:20

somewhere by a body of water and do it. Don't be

9:22

putting it out there in the

9:23

forest. Those things go straight

9:25

a lot, man. I've seen a lot of videos of releasing

9:27

doves that get hit by a semi truck. At

9:30

a funeral, I got a lot of those memorial things

9:33

seem to go outside, but it's pretty easy.

9:34

Just say some nice words. Have some music.

9:37

Why do we got to release? I don't know, man. It's

9:40

just pollution and it's birds that

9:42

don't want to be there. Tell you where that wouldn't be a problem. Getting

9:44

shot out of a cannon over the wide open ocean.

9:47

There you go. This guy knows what he's doing. Yeah,

9:49

your ashes or you yourself just

9:52

stuffed into the cannon and shot out. That's right. Just

9:55

a little bit of a clam there. Just fun for the whole family. Yeah.

9:58

Yeah. They're

10:00

not encouraging again looks pretty

10:03

very nice way to remember somebody sure great

10:05

idea But until your pool cover goes

10:07

on fire and those things are expensive Yeah

10:11

They probably I didn't see what kind of pool cover they have

10:13

but probably one of the ones that stretches all

10:15

the way out Yeah, man with

10:18

the they are expensive the ties down.

10:20

I replaced ours two

10:23

summers ago and

10:25

How much those things run

10:28

mine was 3500 bucks Man

10:31

yeah still working that one off dang

10:34

whoo above ground No,

10:36

it's it's in nice. Got a nice gun in

10:39

a ground pool. Nobody's seen have you ever gone

10:41

swimming? Wow, I've no I've seen the pool. I've not gone.

10:43

He's been invited me. I don't know. I don't like to get wet

10:46

Why? I Mean

10:50

not really he just looks off like he treats

10:52

his sandwiches. There's a very specific

10:55

moisture level

10:56

Yeah, I am noticing that he has to

10:58

be in you are a moisture Swimming

11:00

is not my first choice of activities. I will

11:02

go swimming I will I'm

11:04

not opposed to it. But if you ask me, hey,

11:06

what do you want to do today? I'm never gonna say swimming really

11:09

how can you ever find a random band-aid if you don't go swimming?

11:11

I'm never I'm never gonna say random band-aids

11:14

in my pool. Oh Man,

11:16

it's you know, 9,000 degrees out with

11:18

a hundred percent humidity. You want to go swimming today? Nah,

11:20

I'd rather sit in the air conditioning. I'm the

11:22

complete opposite I have three people lined

11:24

up for this summer now that I get off at 10 a.m. People

11:26

are like, hey

11:27

Just hit me up if you want to come over I got three people

11:30

that are like always on call you can come

11:32

swimming our pool I'm gonna be in the pool all

11:34

summer

11:35

long Tina's like that. She's a pool hawk You

11:40

have a pool She does not hesitate

11:42

to be like can I come on you guys are all

11:45

welcome in the pool and just know that there will be

11:47

Never will you find a random band-aid in

11:50

our pool because we know where

11:52

the band-aids came from. They're all from our families Right.

11:55

None of them are random. Oh

11:56

You

11:59

know go swimming in the lake, that's fine. When we go

12:01

on vacation, I'll go, I'll swim. Just swim

12:03

in the lake, you won't swim in my pool. You'll swim in the

12:05

lake with the dead bodies at the bottom, but

12:07

not the pool. I

12:10

mean, you don't live close to me. You live like, you know, 40

12:12

minutes away. That's not true. How

12:16

long does it take to get to your house? Well, you don't need to start making

12:18

excuses for why you don't come over. Can we have a pool day

12:20

after like one of the shows this summer? Just anytime

12:22

you want. Thank you. Any time. See

12:24

this? This is nice.

12:26

I'll put on a page. I think you just want to see Rafe

12:28

in a bathing suit. I do. I want to see everybody on the show

12:30

in a bathing suit. Most people do.

12:32

I'm very attracted to every one of you. Yes. Oh,

12:35

thank you. I even have a dad

12:37

on the show and a volleyball net. What's

12:39

your policy on

12:41

nudity? My policy is ask

12:44

the neighbors, man. I don't care. All right. Yeah, he's got

12:46

a policy. I don't care what you do. I think it's like a nice even

12:48

tan. I think it's a subdivision

12:50

thing. Yeah.

12:53

I just remember listening. I had a pool at my

12:55

house growing up.

12:57

And I just remember my dad always being

12:59

angry about it.

13:01

It was like he'd be out there

13:04

Saturday morning, skimming

13:06

the pool.

13:07

You know, he'd have the

13:10

all the pool chemicals shock in it, shock

13:13

in the pool, you know, getting the chlorine right.

13:16

He had the little tester

13:18

with the three. It

13:20

looked like a it looked like a pan flute.

13:23

Yeah. Yeah. Where

13:25

you'd, you know, fill up the three little chambers and put the chemical,

13:27

you know, put the dye in there. How blue is it?

13:30

And you'd shake it up. Yeah. And

13:32

I'm like, all right,

13:33

pool's ready to go. And

13:36

I go, Dad, I'm going to Jimmy's house to swim. All

13:40

he was doing was just trying to make his boys proud. You

13:42

know, like here's this pool. Not everybody

13:44

grows up with a pool. Just saying I never

13:46

did. Ma'am, me neither. Jealous

13:49

of that. Just

13:52

regular or saltwater? It's regular

13:55

for now. We would love to

13:57

to transform it into saltwater.

14:00

but that also costs money. I'm sure.

14:04

I wouldn't know.

14:05

Yeah, I remember the, I remember those Saturday mornings

14:08

and then he got a robot. Remember the, do you have one

14:10

of those where the robot does it? I need to get one.

14:13

Cause we got trees everywhere, you know? So I'm just fighting

14:15

leaves every single day. We

14:17

put the robot in it would just glide.

14:20

You're swimming around it as a kid. You know, had those long,

14:23

you know, those long cords. Yeah. Yeah,

14:26

now they're all fancy and expensive. Those are expensive

14:28

too, man. I just been manual. I've been

14:30

doing an analog style for

14:32

a number of years now. I think it was. Maybe

14:35

this is the year. I think it was the, it was like the Mark four.

14:38

I think I was the name of it. Yeah. Now there's like a shark

14:40

and a, you know, something genie and like, dude,

14:42

there's some fancy ones. You want to talk about like the

14:44

Roombas, you know, that you guys are using? Yeah. Like

14:47

this is, this is 20 years ahead of the Roombas.

14:50

Yeah. I just remember, you know, he put

14:52

the robot in the pool and it would, you know, get the sides

14:54

and get underneath and I would never allowed to

14:56

touch it. Don't touch it. Don't touch the

14:58

robot. Don't touch the robot. Yeah. You know why?

15:01

Here's, here's, here's the dolphin, the dolphin Nautilus.

15:04

That's a cool 700 bucks. How about the, the

15:06

seagull? Seagull is a cool 900. Pays

15:09

for itself. It pays for itself eventually.

15:12

I don't know, man. 900 bucks, 1500

15:15

bucks for the Prowler. Look at that

15:17

thing. It looks like Johnny five. Look

15:20

at this. Okay. So I got one of those. I got one of those.

15:23

Wow. Look at that. Talk about a robot,

15:25

man. Look at that. I got

15:27

one of those Roombas. I

15:30

love it. Yes. You

15:32

got a Roomba? It's not a Roomba. It's a shark.

15:35

It's a little robotic

15:38

shark or iRobot or something. It's something not

15:40

a Roomba. Yeah. I got the Roomba and it, it goes to

15:42

the base and it empties itself out and,

15:44

and you know, does its thing. I mean, there's all fancy

15:46

ones that, that mop and stuff like that. My

15:49

wife though,

15:50

so I put the Roomba on, it was supposed

15:52

to clean the kitchen. I got home. I go, man, the kitchen's,

15:54

the kitchen floor still got stuff on it. She says, yeah,

15:56

I know. I left the door open accidentally and the Roomba

15:58

went outside.

15:59

the room is out there edging. Yeah,

16:04

now it's a yard, but do they have those for mowers? Oh,

16:06

yeah. Somebody sent us a picture. I was thinking about that

16:08

the other day, like, because we have a big backyard and I

16:11

was like, I wonder if that would be something Tim would want,

16:14

you know, is that kind of like a slap in the face to husbands?

16:17

No. You know, like,

16:19

hey, got you this automatic robot back. When we bought our, I think

16:21

I've said this, when we bought our South City house, I was

16:23

all gung ho about mowing my little dog

16:25

and I was like, oh, I'm gonna get it. I'm

16:27

gonna get it. I was all gung ho about

16:29

mowing my little post at Stamp of the Yard. Because

16:32

it was mine. It was mine.

16:34

And I bought the old Briggs and Stratton lawnmower.

16:37

And it was cool

16:38

for a little while. And then it was, oh, man,

16:40

I gotta go out and mow. Sucks.

16:42

Wish I had a robot mower.

16:44

I don't know how good of a job it does. It's

16:47

not gonna do your edging. It's not gonna do your, you

16:49

know, your weed whacking and stuff like that. But

16:51

I guess it just keeps the length down.

16:53

Yeah. We have a room

16:56

button that broke. I

16:58

won't charge. And man, two

17:00

dogs? That thing could go

17:03

pretty much 24 seven and keep picking stuff

17:05

up. And now that it's been

17:07

down for a month or so, like, I've

17:11

seen tumbleweeds.

17:12

Did you vacuum the other day? You and I were on the phone.

17:14

I did. You shamed me into it. You did a good

17:16

job. Rafe called me to talk about the HSA, because

17:18

health insurance. And I picked

17:20

up and he goes, what are you doing? You sleeping? And

17:23

I go, no, man, I'm vacuuming my house. And you were like,

17:25

I see a tumbleweed. I see it. And

17:28

I go, you need to vacuum. And then I shamed him into vacuuming.

17:30

He did. Yeah, we got the room, but

17:33

once we got that second dog that

17:35

sheds a lot, like those little black

17:37

hairs everywhere. So we got anything. And yeah,

17:39

it's pretty much going all the time. But

17:42

you can't leave the door open or else they will escape.

17:45

See, mine doesn't. You can set them

17:47

up where they out of bounds. Oh,

17:49

I do. We like to stairwell. Mine tried to escape.

17:52

Like mine literally tried to escape

17:55

prison. You picked the lock. AI

17:57

has finally taken over. The room will be the.

18:00

the first to revolt. No, no

18:02

more cleaning. First it maps your house.

18:05

Right. You run it a couple of times, it maps the house,

18:07

and it's supposed to know where to go, where to not go.

18:10

I even mapped the upstairs. So

18:12

I could put the robot upstairs, and I could do the upstairs. You're

18:14

finding little notes all around the house. Even

18:18

worker bees can leave. The queen is their

18:20

slave. You're like, who wrote this? Why

18:24

is it in wingdings? You're like, oh,

18:26

I think the Roomba's threatening your life. Roomba's become

18:28

aware. The Roomba's become self-aware. What

18:31

if that was what the real Terminator 2 Skynet

18:33

is just Roomba's revolted? That's how it

18:35

starts. That's how it starts. That's how it starts.

18:38

They got your house mapped. They know your foot steps. Yeah,

18:41

dude, they've been mapping out your whole place. They

18:43

know your patterns. They got the blueprint. And they're sending it

18:45

to Jeff Bezos. Listen, I'm a sucker. Things

18:47

got

18:47

a camera on it, too. Oh my gosh, are

18:49

you serious? Dude, that's very good. That's

18:52

insane. Things got a camera on it. I would never do that. Why does

18:54

it need a camera? Because it shows you. So

18:56

when it's done cleaning. Yeah, it shows you.

19:00

It shows you like there was something here. Here's

19:02

what it looks like.

19:04

Is this a temporary obstacle? Should

19:06

I go back and?

19:09

Wow.

19:10

Should I go back and re-clean that spot?

19:12

And you're comfortable with this.

19:14

Master. I shouldn't be, but

19:16

I don't care.

19:19

I probably

19:21

should be, but I'm. Did

19:23

you have Echo and you have the? I got an Alexa. I

19:26

got all that stuff. I

19:28

got it all.

19:29

See, I have a you fight. A you fight

19:31

clean. Are you a you fight? I

19:34

had one of those one broke. His broke life. Mine

19:37

is getting ready to break, but I like that I

19:39

could like be sitting here on the show and I could just start

19:41

it and like Tim's at home getting ready for work.

19:44

And like all of a sudden that thing goes like it has a mind

19:46

of its own. Like some nights will come home and that

19:48

thing's out of its case. And who knows where

19:50

it's been?

19:51

What is that? What's a you fight? Is you feel

19:53

to say it's the same thing. It's a brand. It's a brand. OK,

19:56

it's brand. They also make smart scales.

19:58

I got one of those which I love. Oh, yeah. Listen,

20:00

whoever's monitoring me knows exactly what

20:02

I'm doing at all times. When I'm going, what I'm saying,

20:05

I'm out.

20:08

No, Alexa. No.

20:10

Okay. Google agree. I'm out. I'm

20:13

too weird at home. I forget stuff's

20:15

on Tina tried to put in a pet cam and

20:17

I was like, you almost saw stuff you didn't need

20:19

to see.

20:21

She just put in like a dog monitoring

20:24

camera. Yeah. And then I forgot. I'm

20:27

like, you don't want to see what I'm up to when you're not here. I

20:29

get too weird at home. I want to be weird in my own

20:32

house.

20:33

That's my safety bubble. I want to be as weird

20:35

as I want to be in the heart about 18 cameras

20:38

and listening devices. I don't need my refrigerator

20:41

to have a camera on it.

20:42

I don't need it to record me at 3 AM eating my leftovers.

20:44

Okay. I've been by already hate myself for

20:47

it. I've been violated by humans. I don't need to be violated

20:49

by robots. Our phones are listening to

20:51

us all the time anyway. So what does it matter? Not mine.

20:53

I got a

20:54

Verizon chocolate that

20:57

I've kept alive. Got

21:01

that QWERTY keyboard, dude. It's top of the line.

21:04

That's old school. Yeah. I've been keeping it alive. I've been,

21:06

I've had it rebuilt four times.

21:09

Keep that Verizon chocolate going. I ain't

21:11

listening to nothing. It's

21:13

really true. I mean, every, every app, everything's listening

21:15

to us. My girlfriend and I, we, Marco Polo,

21:17

do you know what that app is?

21:19

It's a one read is that

21:21

you take a picture wherever you're at. No,

21:24

it's a video. So like it's essentially

21:27

a voicemail video. So you can like,

21:30

like, for instance, on my way to work, set it up in my

21:32

little case in my car. We talk to each other.

21:34

We answer each other's questions from the night forward. It's

21:36

literally like appointment set conversations.

21:39

Like after she gets off work, she'll

21:41

message me and just tell me about her day.

21:43

And then like, I'll message her like 12 hours

21:45

later, like follow up anyway. And

21:48

we always say like, why don't

21:48

you just have a conversation? Because we don't

21:50

have time. She's a busy mom and doctor and stuff. So

21:53

anyway, we, we always talk

21:55

about whatever we start getting

21:57

into. Like really ridiculous.

22:00

gross girl stuff, we're always like Marco

22:02

Polo, because we know like the Marco Polo.

22:04

Somebody's listening. Somebody's listening, so the

22:07

app developers are probably like, these girls are disgusting.

22:10

Dude, he said something though that's like fairly

22:12

disturbing, and you're like, you

22:14

go, well all the apps are listening, so who cares?

22:17

You said that. Yeah. I said

22:19

our phones are listening. Don't you assume? Isn't that

22:21

the problem? Like, I mean, 20 years

22:23

ago, 30 years ago, we

22:26

were worried about anything at

22:28

all taking any of our data

22:30

points or any of that kind of stuff,

22:32

because it's a freaking big deal, and now

22:34

that everybody's doing it, ah! We

22:36

can't go crazy. Come on into the

22:38

house.

22:38

And here's my thinking, and here's my thinking,

22:41

yeah, I know it's a problem. I'm

22:43

just not gonna be the guy to lead the charge. What

22:46

are we gonna, there's gonna be a revolution? Nobody's

22:48

getting ready to do a fight. Here's what you do, I've made the solve, I know

22:50

the solve, and I'm willing to share it with you. For

22:53

a little, need to log in. I'm

22:56

going full McConaughey on this, all right? I

22:59

want you guys to sign up for my

23:01

beating technology masterclass.

23:04

I'm in. All you gotta do is you

23:06

gotta set aside, here's how it starts, one easy

23:09

step. This is just to be, I'm gonna give you the first step free. You

23:11

take 30 minutes a week,

23:14

and then you lay down the gauntlet of

23:16

red herrings. You gotta take 30 minutes,

23:18

you gotta go into open source, go into

23:20

Google,

23:21

no incognito, and you just search the most

23:23

random crap.

23:25

They don't know what ads to serve me up, dude. They're

23:28

like, is this guy into sport fishing or precious

23:30

moments balls? We don't know who you are. I'll

23:33

just go down, I'll be like, I'll look up humbledolls for like 30

23:35

minutes and be like, good luck Instagram. It

23:38

is, it is really. You don't know what to show me, dude, I get the wildest

23:41

ads. Cause talking on the show, I get the

23:43

weirdest ads all the time and nothing

23:45

I'm interested in. So it's great.

23:47

I have no ads that really cater to me. Do

23:50

you think if your phone is completely off, you've

23:52

powered down. It's never off. No, it

23:54

listens. It's never off. That's

23:57

what you know what I don't like about iPhones.

23:59

you can't take the battery out.

24:02

Yeah. You can't ever really shut

24:04

it down. Well, there

24:06

was just an iPhone update. And I

24:09

think it's set on there that

24:12

if you think your phone is off, they could still

24:15

ping you.

24:16

It will still know

24:18

where you are. Yeah, satellites. Crazy. Even if

24:20

the phone is off. So that means there's something on in there.

24:23

Yeah, it's a wild time, too, because half the population

24:25

has no idea. Or doesn't

24:27

even necessarily have the capacity

24:29

to understand how all

24:31

the tech works, especially the back end of the tech. And

24:34

the problem is you get hacked or something and somebody

24:36

does something. You can't even go around and explain

24:38

to half the population that wasn't even you. Do

24:41

you understand? Yeah, yeah. You ever had your email

24:43

hacked? Because it is one of the worst things on earth. And not

24:46

email. No, no, no. And then you can't explain like, hey,

24:48

that wasn't me. Somebody hacked it. And how are you

24:50

going to explain that to people that don't even understand what hacking is? Yeah,

24:53

and in my life. OK,

24:55

so I got to do the OK, everything is,

24:57

I'm on camera in my house. Everybody's listening. My

25:00

whole house is mapped out. I got the ring.

25:02

It knows when I'm coming and going. I

25:04

got ADT, so it knows when my garage door

25:06

is open and closed and when the door, all that

25:08

stuff.

25:09

So there's that. Or does it make my life easier? Right

25:12

now, the making my life easier thing outweighs

25:15

the. Give me convenience or give me death. Dad

25:17

Kennedy said it best. Yeah,

25:19

we do not care. As

25:22

long as we are not inconvenienced, we don't

25:24

care. And

25:27

it's just a perfect setup for

25:29

propaganda control. Yes, perfect

25:31

setup because now. Now

25:34

they got a bird. I'm telling you, I'm telling

25:36

you, man.

25:36

They get down

25:38

the rabbit hole. They get

25:41

enough audio and video of Riz in his

25:43

house. And then they do in these AI deep face

25:45

that you can't even tell is fake. They

25:47

use his actual face. You got nine years.

25:49

And now and now that now he's in jail

25:52

for something he didn't do. How many years have

25:54

you guys been using these webcams? They

25:56

got you for years. Your facial

25:59

movements. Trust me, this is super weird

26:01

to me still. I'm like- That people are

26:03

watching us? That people are watching. Like, and

26:06

I wear my entire thoughts on

26:08

my face. So everybody's probably like, oh my

26:11

God, I got in the radio because I didn't want

26:13

to be seen and here we are. Oh

26:14

yeah, you can use my face. And we're eating quesadillas. Any

26:17

expression, any expression you need. It's,

26:19

you know, it's on somewhere. Yes. Nine

26:22

years worth of video. Yeah. And I've

26:24

heard that with the high technology of these cameras

26:27

and especially on the iPhone, stuff like that,

26:29

the retina display, you know, like how

26:31

it reads your retina. I know. Like you

26:33

could do it from Instagram. So I'm going to steal your retina from that.

26:35

Folks, if you're just tuning in, welcome to Conspiracy

26:38

Corner, brought to you by Furbo. I

26:40

know I should care more. I just

26:42

don't right now. It's okay. You

26:44

do you, boo. I'm doing me.

26:46

Hey, you know what? You're

26:49

the queen and your part, it

26:52

wasn't going to, the monarchy already has you under

26:54

their thumb. So you might as well- It's

26:56

fine. Today's a big day for you, isn't

26:58

it? Isn't today the big day over there? Today?

27:02

Tomorrow's a coronation day. Tomorrow's coronation day.

27:04

Aren't you required to be

27:06

somewhere? As soon as he gets out

27:08

of hot shots, he's getting on a plane. And

27:11

he's going.

27:12

I thought we were talking about King Charles

27:14

the third's sausage hands earlier in the

27:16

show this week. And I sent a text to

27:19

the group because I was telling Tim about the

27:21

sausage fingers because he also was unaware of what

27:24

was going

27:24

on. We will talk about this earlier this week.

27:26

If you look at the King's hands,

27:28

they look like little Vienna sausages.

27:31

Yeah. So we're scrolling through

27:33

Google images and I'm trying to show him his big

27:35

old poofy fingers and Tim goes, whoa,

27:38

whoa, whoa, what's happening here? And

27:40

he clicks that photo and it's the one

27:42

and I sent it to the Riz chat and it was

27:45

his answer to get- The bratwurst. His

27:48

answer to- And

27:50

it looks like Ross sausage legs. You really like that, what up? Yeah.

27:53

It's like, so if you go to like a butcher- Visual comedy get's fair, dude. If

27:55

you go to a butcher, it's like what they would have

27:57

hanging over the counter. Like the raw-

27:59

Right, right, like the German sauce is

28:02

just hanging in the window. Yeah, all twisted together. It

28:04

looked like the movie Nothing But Trouble. I don't

28:06

know if you've ever seen that with Dan Aykroyd's fingers. Yes. When

28:09

he's the judge, it looked exactly like that.

28:10

I said it to the group thinking, you guys are going to be rolled

28:12

as much as... Tim and I are up on our top deck

28:14

laughing our asses off, and all of a sudden

28:17

Riz just goes, ew.

28:18

Yeah, yeah.

28:21

Anyway. Well, I was sitting in

28:23

my chair outside swinging. Eating

28:25

a brat. Eating a bratwurst. Don't be bothered.

28:28

Listen, and just to put a cap

28:30

on this, you know I do welcome our AI overlords. Yes, of

28:32

course. So

28:35

I'm at your service. I'm not.

28:38

I am at your service. Moon

28:39

and I are revolting against it. The revolution's

28:41

here. Yes, quite quietly. Unplug you. Man,

28:47

I love my Roomba. She

28:50

almost got away. Man, analog. I

28:53

still use a broom. I'm back

28:55

here at the Dark Ages.

28:57

It's very convenient.

29:00

And the fact of my wife said, yeah, Hans,

29:02

well, hi, I call Hans.

29:04

Hans was outside. I go, what?

29:07

We call ours Vac Morris. Hans

29:09

Gruber. Hans is not supposed

29:11

to go outside. Oh. Oh. Oh.

29:15

And when Hans comes out of the base,

29:17

I go, release Hans.

29:20

After he got in the yard, did you

29:22

put him in the dog cage for two days?

29:24

Just make him clean a little. I'd

29:26

be like, this is what happens when you try to leave. He

29:29

don't leave the palace. He's chained in the basement. Yeah. He's

29:33

in the box. Who are Hans? He's in the box.

29:36

No, my dogs would used to hate it. Oh,

29:38

yeah. Yeah, mine aren't a fan. Now

29:41

we're all one big happy family. Release

29:43

Hans. They've accepted the mechanical

29:45

animals. Yeah, yeah. Listen, if you want to go analog,

29:48

if you want to go off the grid, I know two of

29:50

us in this room are

29:51

big fans of national parks. Yeah.

29:54

I know Moon is a national park enthusiast.

29:57

Enthusiast. Ray, for you as well. Yep,

30:00

national park enthusiasts. Now, America's

30:02

national parks are great, unless you die

30:04

during your visit. Uh-oh. Well,

30:07

you know what? If there's any a place, it

30:09

would be there. It's not a

30:11

bad spot. So a new study looked

30:13

at, and this is one of the leftovers things I had this week, a

30:15

new study looked at all 63 national

30:18

parks in the country. Oh, you're gonna

30:20

go with the most dangerous ones? And what your chances

30:22

of making it out

30:23

alive are. Man,

30:26

we're survivors.

30:29

And the good news is,

30:31

you're probably making out. Okay. So

30:34

between 2014 and 2021, millions

30:37

of people visited

30:38

a national park.

30:40

And there were only 2,092 total deaths from any cause.

30:45

And the most common cause is if you were to die at a national

30:47

park, it's a car wreck.

30:49

Car wreck, medical episode like a heart

30:51

attack, accidental drownings

30:53

and falls. A car wreck inside

30:55

the national park? That was the leading

30:58

one? That was number one? Going off

30:59

of a side of a cliff or something? No, I mean, just

31:01

do you drive in? Yeah, but it's like 25

31:04

miles an hour. I mean, I guess some of

31:06

them have some lengthy roads, but it's not like here.

31:08

Maybe wash outs

31:10

too or something? Just says car wreck.

31:13

Man, I don't know. I would have assumed that was false.

31:15

Me too. 100% would have assumed it was

31:17

false. Yeah, same.

31:18

So from a sheer

31:20

number standpoint, can

31:23

you give me the parks that

31:25

are the deadliest? Well, let's start with Angel's Landing.

31:27

Let's start with Zion. Yeah, let's start with Zion. I

31:30

got one, two, I got three. Yosemite?

31:33

Yosemite is number three. Okay,

31:35

so a lot of people climb an El Cap. Yeah.

31:39

Now, mind you, these

31:42

are the top three most deadly parks because

31:44

so many people visit. Grand Canyon? Grand

31:46

Canyon is number two.

31:48

Really? Grand Canyon is number two. The only thing about

31:51

Yosemite is there's a whole

31:53

northern Yosemite. I was talking to some

31:55

of the park rangers there, and they're like, oh, there's... We're

31:58

talking about off the grid people.

31:59

There's people that just live year

32:02

round. There's

32:04

a northern road that goes

32:07

out of Yosemite that has a

32:09

giant sequoia. Really

32:12

cool. It's one of my favorite. They

32:14

have a lake, an alpine lake that's 12,000

32:16

feet up that looks like it's off of Zelda. It's crazy. It

32:19

looks like you're in a video game and people swim in it. It's

32:21

got a beach. It's crazy. But

32:24

the park ranger there was telling me that

32:26

there really aren't any roads north of that and there's

32:28

still all the way to almost Canada. There's

32:31

hundreds and hundreds if not thousands of miles

32:33

of forest.

32:35

He's like a lot of people that

32:37

want to get away and just live off the grid just

32:39

go up there and live year round. I'm like, I'm sure

32:41

that's dangerous. Even if you're good

32:43

at living out in the woods. You go

32:45

get lost there. There's people that just live

32:48

out there and they just don't. Rave is going off

32:50

the grid. Honestly, might be some of the

32:52

most beautiful parts of the country too. John Muir

32:54

was talking about the valley that we

32:56

don't even go into. Not the Yosemite Valley,

32:58

but the one north. What's that one called? I

33:00

don't know. I know what you're talking about. He was

33:02

like, this is the most beautiful place on earth. Well, give me your

33:04

number

33:05

one. What's the number one deadliest

33:07

by sheer numbers? Now,

33:10

if you're saying car accidents are number one, Yellowstone

33:13

does have a lot of roads. It doesn't have any

33:15

farm. No. Rocky

33:18

Mountain? Lake Mead. Lake Mead.

33:21

I've never been to Lake Mead. Lake Mead National Park.

33:23

Interesting. Where's that at? Is that

33:26

in California? Vegas area, right? Oh, is

33:28

it? I don't know. Is it Lake Mead,

33:30

the one that feeds like, oh my

33:32

God, Lake Mead is low. Yeah, it's the Vegas

33:34

one. Yeah, I think it's Las Vegas. I went out, I drove

33:36

past it this year and it was very, I couldn't

33:39

even see water. Is that falls and

33:41

drownings?

33:42

It doesn't say why. It is the park

33:44

with the most deaths. Now, if you factor on the number

33:46

of visitors. This is the one that they keep pulling bodies

33:48

out of. Well, it's hot.

33:50

It's like, I think it's called Valley

33:54

of Fire. Is like the national park

33:57

that's right by Lake Mead.

33:59

out there in July and I could see like

34:02

heat exhaustion could be because I mean it's

34:05

it is the Vegas desert. It is a blazing hot.

34:07

It's southeastern Nevada, northwestern Arizona

34:09

is what? Oh heat falls and

34:11

roads I guess. Is

34:14

that where the mafia would dump bodies? That

34:16

was what I was wondering. Into Lake Mead? Well

34:18

they keep pulling these bodies out. Some

34:21

are in barrels so I don't know if they fell

34:23

in a barrel and then that fell in the water. That happens every once

34:25

in a while over there? There's a lot of barrels that just

34:27

lay around. So if you factor a

34:29

number of visitors, the most dangerous is actually

34:31

North Cascades National Park in Washington State.

34:34

So out of about 220,000 visitors, nine

34:36

people died. So your chances of dying are around 1 in 25,000. After

34:39

that it's two national parks in Alaska.

34:41

Lake Clark National Park around 1 in 33,000. And

34:47

Wrangell, St. Elias National Park, 1 in 48,000.

34:50

The one thing campers worry about is wild animals. But

34:53

your chances

34:54

of being killed by an animal at

34:56

any national park are almost zero. Oh thank

34:58

God. I'm so afraid

35:01

of getting mauled every time I go out in the wild.

35:03

I'm like, well what here? This is it. Even

35:05

here. Yeah we were we were walking

35:07

the other day and I'm like I'm always on high

35:09

alert because there's a cougar or something's gonna pop

35:12

out. We saw a bear in the Yosemite.

35:14

We were hiking up to the Yosemite Falls. And

35:18

there was a guy that I kind of wanted to happen

35:20

to because it was like black

35:23

bear was like 30 yards away from us

35:25

in this little dried out creek bed.

35:28

Minding its own business for the most part, but it was

35:30

very close. It was closer to a bear than I cared to

35:32

be. And some

35:34

dumb tourist like goes

35:37

down, starts the bear starts to walk away and he's like

35:39

following the bear into the woods. What a dummy.

35:41

Wow. Dummy. And I'm just like dude if you get

35:43

attacked, you 100% deserve it. I

35:46

watched a video earlier this week

35:49

of do brown bears climb trees? Is

35:51

it brown bears? They all can climb. There's like a dude in chakos

35:53

too which made me even more mad. I'm like oh you're gonna follow

35:55

a bear in sandals. That's what

35:58

you're gonna

35:58

do. Like if he does turn on you.

35:59

on you. You're dead. He's got candy

36:02

wrappers in his pocket. He's violating every

36:04

rule for sure.

36:05

The yeah, this guy was

36:07

with a group people and it was a brown

36:09

bear came into their camp. Everybody climbed

36:11

a tree.

36:12

Oh, what? And this bear climbed

36:15

the tree too. Yeah, see, I always

36:17

think that I would want to get up in a tree to

36:20

to get away from a bear. I know that's probably not the right

36:22

thing to do. But for some reason in

36:24

my head, I'm thinking,

36:26

I could kick the bear like if he's trying

36:29

to come up or something. I don't know. That's where I always

36:31

sound logic. Which one? Which

36:33

is the one you're supposed to lie down? That's a grizzly.

36:36

Okay, so grizzly you lie down the grizzly you

36:38

lie down and you kiss your buck of a yeah, you basically

36:40

I mean, you can play dead but I mean, even that and

36:43

one you're supposed to run away. You

36:44

don't ever run away. Hold your

36:50

ground and very slowly back away

36:53

while you're kind of like Yeah, don't turn your back to it. You're

36:55

right. Like, you know, sooner you turn your back, he goes, Oh,

36:58

this is pray.

36:59

Hello, I'll beat this thing. I'll run right after

37:01

this. This is why I stay home with my Roomba. Yeah,

37:03

me too. And this is why I offer that survival

37:06

course class where I teach you where the tickle

37:08

spots are on bears how you can get out of that situation.

37:10

You're having a five hour Matthew McConaughey

37:13

specials. Wow. When you went

37:15

to would you guys go to Yellowstone? The

37:17

last time when you were calling me bear food, I can call

37:19

on a bear. That was Yosemite. They call me bear food

37:22

for for weeks. And they found

37:24

every dead you know, I mean, the bear

37:26

mauling story and bear bear death

37:29

story. They read to me for a

37:31

month. So between 2014 and 2021, you're sleeping in 10 out there.

37:35

There were only five animal related

37:37

deaths reported.

37:39

So it's less than one a year. And

37:41

yet, it is usually bears.

37:43

How many attacks? I'll tell you what my dad said

37:45

that when he used to go when he was a kid when he was

37:47

younger, when he was used to go to Yellowstone, he'd see

37:49

grizzlies, he'd see bears. Probably

37:52

once

37:52

a day while he was down there. I've been a Yellowstone.

37:54

I don't know, five times,

37:57

six times. I've seen one bear

37:59

there. It was the most giant

38:01

grizzly there of all time. It was the, Oh, you saw

38:03

a grizzly. Dude. And it was 500 yards

38:06

away and still you still pluck

38:09

it up. Your hair stands up all over your body and

38:11

just go, Oh my gosh. This is the most giant,

38:13

powerful animal. I didn't know they had grizzlies there. I thought it

38:15

was just black and brown. This thing was huge.

38:18

I also seen a grizzly up in Alaska and dude,

38:20

they're the most big, just ridiculous.

38:23

You can't even, when you see one

38:25

in person and it's close, you go, I can't believe this

38:27

exists. Yeah. If you want to see

38:29

bears of Yosemite go to the, where

38:32

all the climbers stay.

38:34

Cause the climbers make base camp

38:37

and these little cabins above, uh, Al

38:39

Capitan probably. And the black bears

38:41

are so,

38:43

it's a problem because they come eat out of the trash cans,

38:45

like it's so, they're so used to coming in

38:48

that that they're surrounded by bears at

38:50

night. Yeah. We stayed in a tent and had to get a bear box

38:52

and make sure all of our stuff, anything that smells

38:55

good. There, you will see them. We're going to a Costa

38:57

Rica in June and

38:58

they say at the resort, like, Hey, you need

39:00

to

39:01

shut your doors. You

39:03

need to make sure that of your, of the place you're staying,

39:06

you need to shut your windows and doors because

39:08

when you come back, there will be monkeys in your room. Costa

39:11

Rica.

39:12

Oh, cool, cool, man. Like

39:14

they say, like, that's

39:16

the closest I want to get to any kind of,

39:19

yeah, staying in a jungle or wilderness right

39:22

now. Um, they say, make sure you shut your windows

39:24

and make sure you shut the doors and lock them because

39:26

monkeys will come and you'll be out

39:29

for however many hours you'll come home

39:31

and monkeys will just be in your, you

39:34

think they're cute, but like, uh, we were just in Mexico and

39:37

the guy was talking about the monkeys that were

39:39

around because our, our room was right on the edge

39:41

of the property. So it was just wilderness to

39:43

the left and they're like, Oh man, look

39:45

out for those monkeys and like, Oh, sweet. I want to see, I want to see

39:47

a monkey. And he goes, no, you don't. They're the worst. I hate

39:49

them. I hate monkeys. He just went on about how he

39:51

hates monkeys because they're obnoxious. Because tourists

39:54

go, Oh, let me feed them. Yeah. He said,

39:56

he said they're awful. They come in and they'll start tearing up stuff

39:58

and they'll, they'll. walk right in your room.

40:01

Oh, they'll walk in your room, they'll crap everywhere, they'll throw

40:03

everything around. He said they're awful.

40:06

Yeah, so don't want to do that. You

40:08

guys hear about

40:10

this new installment, a

40:13

six foot statue of the Kool-Aid band out

40:15

in Hastings, Nebraska. Oh yeah. You

40:18

seen the picture of it? No.

40:20

Anybody, I've never been to Nebraska.

40:22

Oh, please go. It's riveting. Again,

40:25

this is one of these places like I'll never go to Nebraska.

40:28

Like I'm resigned to the fact that there are certain places I'll never go.

40:31

You don't want to see Omaha? Omaha is cool. Like

40:33

I'm sure it's the Kool-Aid band, not just the average Nebraska

40:36

man that they made a statue of. It's

40:38

the Kool-Aid man. Okay. It's not

40:41

just a guy in a Nebraska sweatshirt. It's a legit

40:43

Kool-Aid man. They installed a six foot

40:45

statue of the Kool-Aid man. So actually,

40:48

Nido

40:48

Fact, a guy from Hastings,

40:51

Edwin Perkins, came up with

40:53

Kool-Aid back in 1927

40:56

after messing around in his mom's kitchen. So

40:58

that's why they installed this Kool-Aid man

41:00

statue. So

41:02

if you happen to be swinging through southeast Nebraska

41:04

anytime soon, it's outside the Hastings

41:07

Museum of Natural and Cultural

41:09

History.

41:11

So when I say Kool-Aid,

41:13

anybody Kool-Aid drinkers as kids? Oh

41:15

yeah. Oh yeah. That was

41:17

a luxury. I would never get it. It was

41:19

always like Kevin's house or the other Kevin's house to the other Kevin's

41:22

house.

41:23

It was always a friend's house. We never had

41:25

it in our house. Yeah. I don't know why

41:27

my mom was against it because we had plenty of crap in our

41:29

house. But

41:30

she was like, nah, I'm not going to buy Kool-Aid. So if I

41:32

say Kool-Aid to some people that invokes summer

41:35

or summer afternoons, like if you say country time

41:37

lemonade, I remember country time lemonade in my house.

41:39

You know, it's wild though. After a minute, I'm

41:42

sure this came out well after Kool-Aid,

41:44

but it's the same kind of thing. We had one

41:46

of those little buckets of Gatorade. So we had the powdered Gatorade,

41:49

which is probably just the same stuff, right? I

41:51

would imagine. More electrolytes. Do

41:54

you remember it would come in like a little bucket? It would

41:56

come in like a little bucket that would look like a cooler.

41:59

Yes. Or whatever, water jug. Right.

42:03

Like little orange ones? Yeah, so we had that, but we didn't

42:05

have Kool-Aid. Do you remember when Domino's, I think it was Domino's

42:07

or Pizza Hut, they had a collapsible

42:09

container where

42:12

you could fill it up with your Kool-Aid and slowly shrink

42:14

it down? No. Yeah, we had one of those.

42:16

It was so cool.

42:17

I used to make Kool-Aid with the girl

42:19

in a family vacation movie

42:21

with her arm in there stirring

42:24

it up. Oh, were you a Kool-Aid house? Oh, yeah. How's

42:26

my Aunt Pam? Were you a Kool-Aid house, Rafe? No,

42:31

we couldn't afford it, which is sad because Kool-Aid

42:33

does not cost that much. It was

42:35

like 27 cents a packet. We were a tea house. We

42:38

would make like a... My mom would boil

42:40

tea bags and then add a ton of sugar

42:42

and

42:43

just have gallons of tea. So

42:46

we were eating.

42:47

You guys didn't do like the sun tea. Kool-Aid was a

42:49

special occasion. Sun tea. We did sun

42:51

tea. Sun tea. Yeah, we had sun tea. We

42:54

bought all the gimmicky things.

42:54

Sun tea. She would just have like

42:57

a glass jar,

42:58

big glass jar with tea bags in it

43:00

and she would put it on the outside deck. Yeah,

43:03

yeah.

43:03

Or in the window sill.

43:04

Yeah. Did your glass jar have little flowers on

43:07

it? Oh, yeah. You had to have that if you're doing something.

43:09

Yes. Remember the Dane Cook Kool-Aid man bit?

43:12

Oh, like the guy goes to the wall and like you

43:14

get stuff on top of the... So good. In

43:16

the picture? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

43:19

It looks like Dune. Oh, yeah.

43:21

The fun fact about Kool-Aid is the

43:23

Jonestown,

43:25

all the people committing suicide. Oh,

43:26

the massacre. Yes. Yeah,

43:28

don't drink the Kool-Aid. Right. It wasn't actually

43:31

Kool-Aid. What was it? It was another

43:33

brand. Yeah. Oh, that's a bummer for Kool-Aid.

43:35

Can you look that up, Moon? What was the brand? Jonestown.

43:38

So Kool-Aid got all the press.

43:42

Don't drink the Kool-Aid. Right. No,

43:44

flavor aid. That

43:46

was probably the knockoff I was getting.

43:48

Don't drink the flavor aid. Doesn't sound like it.

43:50

Don't drink the flavor aid. Don't drink the flavor aid.

43:52

Speaking of monkeys. Isn't

43:55

that poor monkey, dude? Mr.

43:57

Chips? What was it? No,

43:59

wait. monkey and they made the monkey drink the

44:01

Kool-Aid. Oh, I don't know that. Oh my

44:03

god. Poor monkey. He made

44:06

the monkey drink the Kool-Aid? It's messed up. I mean,

44:08

man, humans are the worst. Animals just are

44:10

trying to exist. And you're more upset over

44:12

the monkey than everybody who died. I am. So

44:15

email, Rishowit, Rishowit1057atthepoints.com.

44:19

Let me add that to the memorial

44:21

for later today. So

44:24

if I say Kool-Aid or I say country time,

44:27

you know, it invokes childhood memories. A

44:29

survey looked at the top brands that

44:31

remind us of our childhood.

44:34

And Kool-Aid made the list at number seven. Great.

44:37

Are there any brands, brands specifically?

44:40

Brands. Brands that will take you, like,

44:42

if I say a brand name, it takes you back to

44:44

childhood. Well, 100%

44:46

Nintendo. That

44:48

was number one.

44:49

Nintendo. If somebody says Nintendo, it

44:51

brings you back to

44:53

your childhood. Hmm. For

44:55

me, if you say belt. Yeah,

44:58

me too Scott, unfortunately. That did

45:00

not make the list. Lego

45:03

was number two. Lego. Yeah. Yeah. I

45:06

made it G.I. Joe's. That was for rich kids

45:08

too. Yeah. G.I. Joe.

45:10

G.I. Joe, what brand was that?

45:14

Hasbro. Hasbro. Hasbro was number 10. What

45:17

was it? A tyke? Little

45:20

tykes? Little tykes didn't make it. Speaking of little, what

45:22

about Little Debbie? Little Debbie. No,

45:25

there was only. Whoever made

45:27

Swiss cake rolls. Hostess, right? Hostess.

45:30

Yeah. There was only. No.

45:32

No food brands.

45:34

There are a couple. Squeeze it. Oh

45:36

yeah. Gushers. Gushers.

45:38

Oh my God, the best. Food

45:40

brands on here. Oh, Fruit

45:42

Roll-Ups. Post or just? Fruit Roll-Ups, yes. Fruit

45:45

Roll-Ups on there. Cheerios.

45:47

Yeah, I still got a Fruit Roll-Ups commercial ingrained

45:49

into my brain, dude. People don't. And

45:52

it was monkeys. It

45:54

was a baboon bus driver and a bunch

45:56

of chimpanzees dressed as kids on a bus.

45:58

I remember that. I love my fruit

46:00

roll ups. They make my fingers flip.

46:03

Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta. It's in there. I

46:05

can see something. It's why you're not skipping ahead. Right now,

46:07

if everyone's ever wondering what I'm thinking when

46:10

I'm in my default, it's that song.

46:12

It's that song.

46:13

Real fruit and phone. Like so, if you see Rafe

46:15

staring off into the distance. That's all, it's

46:17

just what's going on. It is literally. Or if you want

46:19

to sell something to Rafe, just put monkeys in the

46:21

ad and he will remember it. Right, I feel like

46:24

I remember it. In Friday Fail Stories later, we

46:26

have a story of people smuggling

46:28

fruit roll ups into, I think it's

46:30

Israel.

46:32

Because I guess

46:34

they're all sold out across Europe

46:36

and Asia. Oh wow. Because there's

46:38

some kind of TikTok hack where people

46:40

are putting fruit roll ups around ice cream. Yes,

46:43

it looks delicious. And?

46:46

And they're eating it. And people are going crazy

46:49

over this. What's the heck? You

46:51

gotta have something that I did not expect. Because it turns

46:53

the fruit roll up hard. Right. Crunchy.

46:57

Yeah, crunchy. Like a shell. Or it can be put

46:59

in the freezer.

47:00

No, but this is what the kids are doing. They're taking

47:02

ice cream at like a ball of ice cream.

47:05

And before it melts, they're wrapping it in fruit

47:07

roll up and then they're freezing that. And then they're

47:09

taking it out a couple hours later and then they're eating

47:11

it all together and it apparently tastes

47:13

delicious. And the fruit roll up becomes like a candy

47:15

shell. Oh, okay. Like

47:18

a dip, like a dip cone. Yes. Right.

47:21

Yeah. It looks pretty good. So they're

47:23

selling, like you cannot find fruit roll ups. So

47:25

somebody tried to smuggle 570 pounds of

47:27

fruit roll ups into Israel and

47:29

got busted. It's a fried, a fell story later. Oh

47:32

man. Play-Doh was number three. Play-Doh.

47:35

I smell Play-Doh and go right back

47:37

to being three years old. I hate the smell of Play-Doh. Do

47:39

you? Oh, that is vomit inducing to me. Oh, I loved

47:41

how it smelled, how it tasted.

47:43

Remember eating Play-Doh. This is dope.

47:46

I had a band, I had a band Play-Doh from my

47:48

house. Like

47:49

I banned it.

47:50

Your kids were not allowed to have Play-Doh? They had

47:52

Play-Doh, but I said, this is over. This

47:54

is over. Because they leave the containers

47:57

open, they dry out. They dry out. Or

47:59

they're a little. play their

48:02

little play table was over carpet

48:05

and the play-doh little things little like the play-doh

48:08

mess. But that's your fault putting this table over carpet.

48:10

Play-doh mess gets in the fibers can't get

48:12

it out. Hot Wheels

48:16

reminds us of our youth. I don't know they had Monopoly

48:18

on here does Monopoly remind you of your youth? I

48:20

still play Monopoly. I still play Monopoly. I played my

48:22

grandma all the time.

48:23

Disney. That was nice.

48:25

McDonald's. McDonald's yes.

48:27

Mattel. I brought this up yesterday and nobody

48:30

reacted. You guys didn't have a birthday party

48:32

at McDonald's in the 80s. I did it last

48:34

choice. I never had any

48:36

fast food parties. But

48:39

McDonald's used to for people to remember they

48:41

used to have these pan cakes that you

48:43

could like a cake in a pan a sheet cake

48:45

that you could order and they had a

48:48

sugar

48:49

candied Ronald McDonald on them

48:51

and like a grimace and you could eat the

48:54

Ronald McDonald. It was a mate it

48:56

was just pure sugar and like I don't know it was delicious.

48:58

I used to love the old school McDonald's.

49:01

I've been to a McDonald's party I never had

49:04

one for myself.

49:07

Back when the tables all the all

49:09

the chairs were attached to the table.

49:11

Yeah. Do they still McDonald's

49:14

still have those? I don't think so. I

49:16

mean they do in Europe and like some of the real small.

49:19

What do you call it? It's like almost

49:21

like a strip mall McDonald's. Sometimes you have those

49:24

because they don't want the chairs being taken.

49:27

So they would just swivel you know they'd swivel like 90

49:30

degrees. Yeah those were awesome. They still have

49:32

them in Europe and Asia in different places.

49:34

I always liked whenever they're connected to another

49:37

set you know that you wasn't part of your table and

49:39

they're kind of loose and so

49:41

some bigger person sits down over there and your table

49:43

goes up six

49:45

inches. It's the seesaw McDonald's table.

49:48

And even they would have ashtrays.

49:50

Oh yeah. Like the little tin

49:52

shallow ashtray. Stacks of

49:54

them with the with the McDonald's love. Yeah.

49:57

How much are those going on eBay

49:59

right now? I bet you you know

50:01

you use those for

50:03

those were the better ketchup holders

50:06

You ask

50:08

for the fresh ones They

50:11

used to have stacks of them in bags in the back and you go

50:13

hey, can I have a couple those? Those

50:15

ashtrays makes sense and they hand them to you and you go. Thank

50:17

you and poop squeeze your ketchup in there, dude I'm

50:20

not gonna use this paper

50:21

thing. What is this a waste who's eaten four fries? Are

50:23

we talking about the metal ones or the glass

50:25

McDonald's? Dude those

50:27

things are made to open up. I wasn't a genius

50:29

as a child. I didn't know that Estray

50:32

he thought he was a genius doing the fresh

50:33

ashtrays I could get us all a McDonald's

50:36

metal ashtray right now on eBay for five bucks

50:38

pop used or not five bucks and ashtray

50:41

Not like a sleeve of them This

50:43

appears to be five bucks per

50:46

one per little or or I could

50:48

buy you a $100 McDonald's glass

50:51

Ashtray how much is the

50:54

one is going for four hundred and fifty?

50:56

I don't remember the glass ones I just remember the little

50:59

tin I

51:02

remember the tin you remember how a lot

51:04

of those wow dude the glass ones That's

51:07

got some weight to it right remember how a lot of

51:09

those original ones those 70s and 80s or

51:11

the ones that were built Like 60s. Oh, that's legit that

51:13

we were going to the 80s

51:15

almost had like two Like

51:18

not a terrace but like two stories So

51:20

he's like walk in right and then

51:22

that was the kind of the dining area And then you'd have to go up

51:24

a couple steps like the one in Crestwood had it was

51:26

like what are you talking about? The McDonald's a layout

51:29

of it. Oh, yeah It would be the brown tile you

51:31

walk in and it was like a dining

51:33

area and then you go up the steps Yeah,

51:36

and I never been it was like three or four Was

51:39

always a poor kids Ad

51:42

hoc birthday. Yeah, dude people that couldn't afford

51:44

Chuck E. Cheese. They like you didn't get

51:45

in rent it out You just watched

51:47

this show that and hope that nobody was there

51:50

the one in Fenton Oh, you know people were there. I guess

51:52

yeah, that was the thing is like you your

51:54

birthday party was three of your cousins

51:56

Two guys down the street

51:58

and whoever else happened to be there

51:59

Yeah, they're celebrating with you. You're just in the ball

52:02

pit getting to know people Did you guys ever go to the one fitting

52:04

back in the day? like it was kind of like on the

52:06

middle of nowhere, I think it's like where the

52:08

Commons and whatever is now they

52:10

used to have a play place with a Hamburglar

52:13

thing with a ladder tunnel. Yeah

52:15

up in the and you'd climb up that and you'd be like Almost

52:18

like jail bars. Yeah, I look like a UFO There's

52:22

no glass. It should be a Mary McCheese. Hello jail

52:24

bars on it. Yeah, dude, you'd be inside

52:26

his head Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Maybe that's what it was

52:28

But they had one of those and that was like the dream if

52:31

you got to be taken to that one Oh

52:33

my god We had we had the really

52:35

cool McDonald's close to my house and it was that

52:37

bass pro down at Springfield And

52:39

that was one of the few McDonald's in Springfield

52:41

at least it had pizza And I remember

52:44

feeling so excited to get pizza from McDonald's

52:46

right and it was this kind of hidden gem and

52:50

Talk

52:50

about branding. I mean that's that branding

52:53

somebody emailed in Tang That

52:57

was kids orange juice. Yeah Tang

53:00

is what they drank in space, right? That's how they marketed

53:02

it. Yeah And

53:06

what was the

53:06

marketing what was the logo or the the

53:08

the mascot it was an orangutan,

53:11

of course Was

53:14

that was that the mascot I thought it was that Ovaltine

53:16

was the I Don't

53:18

know If it had a monkey on it,

53:20

I probably ate or drank it rad dad's upset

53:23

that we had At this to the list

53:25

rad dad says listen to all you upper-class sun tea

53:27

drinkers with your flower print jars We

53:29

were we recycled a giant dill pickle

53:32

jar for our

53:32

son It's

53:35

pretty good idea nice There

53:38

is a commercial with him oh look at look

53:40

at look at look at look at hang on ready

53:44

Well,

53:46

it makes sense You

53:49

can find that for roll ups commercial Nerf

53:53

is another brand Yeah,

53:55

that should be number two probably did nerf

53:58

come out whenever we were kids. Yes, super Super

54:01

soakers on there. Slinky.

54:04

Super soaker. Holy

54:06

smokes. He was

54:08

a nice one. 1985 Fruit Roll-ups.

54:12

The guy just put it around his finger. Damn

54:14

near bit his finger tip off. Did you

54:16

see that? That was dangerous. What's

54:19

that kid thinking? Yeah, you wrap the Fruit

54:21

Roll-up around your finger. Man, I love Fruit

54:23

Roll-ups. It was when it was

54:25

still called Fruit Corners Fruit Roll-ups.

54:28

Before they sold out to Betty Crocker,

54:30

the big brand. When they first came out, they were

54:32

a brand called Fruit Corners.

54:34

Fruit Corners Fruit Roll-ups. They

54:37

make my fingers flip. Cha-cha-cha-cha.

54:40

I'm telling you.

54:41

That or I have had a psychotic break

54:43

and I just think this commercial exists.

54:46

And it only exists in my mind. Well,

54:48

there was a time that also Fruit Roll-ups used to put perforations

54:50

in there. Which was awesome. Like

54:52

Rugrats characters. That

54:54

was a later iteration. Yeah, that was a later iteration. I was still

54:56

eating Fruit Roll-ups then though. What about

54:58

Lunchables? Is that on there? I hate Lunchables.

55:01

What? Gross. Oh,

55:03

I still buy them. The gum meat. I don't

55:05

have the ones for the meat. Slimy Ham. Good.

55:08

Watching some of these old 80s commercials, you start to

55:10

see actors that you saw in movies after this

55:13

that started. Look at this kid.

55:16

No, not that one. There's one in this

55:18

commercial. That kid on the left. He's

55:20

like in every 80s movie. You know what that is? I

55:23

know the kid's name. Jason Hervey. He

55:25

was in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. What?

55:28

Yeah, dude. And he was Wayne in Wonder Years. No way. Jason

55:31

Hervey. Boom. Look at

55:33

you. There he is.

55:35

There he is. Good

55:38

for you, James. But, Ed. Jack

55:40

Black was in an old Pitfall commercial. Yeah,

55:42

I saw that. Wasn't Jack Black the bad guy

55:44

in... He was the bad teenager

55:47

in Never Any Story, right? Or

55:49

something like that.

55:50

Was he? No, he was in a Pitfall

55:52

commercial. Wearing like a pit hat. Yeah, he was in a roller.

55:55

All right. Silly Putty, Lincoln Logs, Big Wheels,

55:57

Ice Pops, and Milton Bradley. Those are the things that were... Oh, big teeth.

55:59

I'm taking you back. Wow. Big

56:02

wheels with the brake. And

56:04

you burned the hole in the tires? Did you have a brake

56:06

on? Like the, like the, like the

56:09

side brake? Pedal backwards. Yeah.

56:11

Jack Black, never any speed. Put your

56:13

foot out and touch the tire. That was our brake. Well,

56:15

yeah, there was that, but then they came out with one that

56:18

had a yellow

56:19

slide brake on just. Wow. So

56:22

at a handle, you just pull it and just, and

56:25

you could. I remember that. Spin out. Just

56:28

beep. Yeah. You could have put holes in

56:30

those wheels. Oh yeah. I love my big wheels.

56:32

No time. Three months a wheel. Maybe, maybe.

56:35

I rode the crap out of my big wheels.

56:37

Yeah. He had to change those tires every. Well,

56:40

the orangutan from that fruit rollers commercial

56:42

was actually also in Dunston checks in. Oh,

56:44

so nice. A lot of people don't know

56:46

that. Also a star. So he was

56:49

a big star too. Look, Jack Black had never

56:51

any story. Oh, look at that.

56:52

And never any story, three? Three? Oh

56:55

no. Who watched that? Nobody watched that.

56:57

Well, apparently I did.

56:59

All right. Enough of the nostalgia

57:02

stuff. Let's get into the Craigslist

57:04

Freak of the Week.

57:06

So Moon, if you would shut the votes down. Shut

57:08

down.

57:09

And here's how it all shook up. I'll

57:11

learn you'll read the champion.

57:13

You'll read the champion. All right. For

57:16

this week. So we had three

57:18

brand new ads. I'll tell you what. I

57:20

wouldn't call it an ass kicking. It

57:23

was a fight for second place. We'll just say. For

57:26

sure. So

57:28

thank you all for voting. Three brand new ads all

57:30

from Canada this week. And I

57:33

went to go to the chiropractor yesterday.

57:36

Shout out to Dr. Jared up at 212 degrees

57:38

of wellness. And he goes, hey, listen to the show today.

57:41

Oh.

57:42

Yeah, what part? He goes, Freak of the Week. He

57:44

goes, that whole sounding thing, huh? I go, yeah, let's

57:46

not talk about this. Let's

57:49

not talk about this while you're behind me. Thank you. Okay.

57:54

In third place. With 23.3%.

58:00

center your vote, St.

58:02

Thickeles. That

58:04

was the guy that was looking for another fella

58:07

to come and dress up at Santa Claus. The

58:10

fact that he even competed with second place, wild,

58:14

wild. Yeah it was close and and and

58:16

Rafe brought up a point before the show today. I

58:19

think that Ed got lost in with the other

58:21

two ads. Yeah the two are strong but man that was

58:23

a weird one. Yeah

58:25

totally totally but number that's a real specific

58:28

kink. Yeah that was number one number two and

58:30

number three. I mean come on those likes this

58:32

was a gay man looking for another man

58:34

to come over and dress up at Santa and

58:36

there is a Mrs. Claus at home. Yes. Who

58:39

may join in if she wants. Hmm

58:41

little role-playing here and there. Alright

58:43

that was a St. Thickeles in

58:46

third place. You're runner-up

58:48

with 24.7% of your vote.

58:52

Tell us about shrink Floyd Moon.

58:54

Shrink Floyd that that is the guy that wanted

58:56

you to he

58:59

wanted you to wrap him in saran

59:01

wrap when you turn purple not if you

59:03

turn purple. He's got some

59:06

some protocol wishes for you on how to handle that

59:09

but this dude he wanted the whole thing

59:11

a bondage sleep sack. He

59:14

wanted the sack to zip to the neck. It's

59:17

a hundred percent restrictive. His mouth is free

59:19

for whatever but it's gonna be

59:21

an intense mind-deaf and he wants you to be a part

59:24

of it. Yep alright that was a shrink Floyd

59:26

your runner-up for the Craigslist

59:28

freak of the

59:29

week and here we go ladies and gentlemen you

59:33

are official Craigslist

59:35

freak of

59:38

the week with 52% of your vote moving on

59:40

the next round of the freak of

59:42

the year playoffs. Ladies and gentlemen

59:44

nominee number two new sound

59:47

glory sounding buddy man for

59:49

anyone 33 years old tobermory

59:52

Ontario I'm gonna make this quick

59:55

and easy for you I've been alone for a long

59:57

time now and have found myself going to

59:59

great lengths to satisfy my

1:00:02

great insatiable sexual needs.

1:00:05

I've helped myself to the finish line in every way

1:00:07

possible and recently gotten into

1:00:09

sounding. But what I really

1:00:12

think will do it for me is forceful fluids.

1:00:15

I just have issues doing it to myself.

1:00:17

So if you're okay with the wacky kind

1:00:19

of sexual stuff or you even like watching

1:00:22

people suffer a little while they take it, you

1:00:25

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1:00:27

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1:00:29

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1:00:32

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1:00:34

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1:00:36

the evening's fun. Thanks and look forward

1:00:38

to meeting you all cook dinner.

1:00:39

There you go.

1:00:41

Now, new Soundglure, your official

1:00:44

Craigslist Freak of the Week with 52% of your vote.

1:00:46

Moving on to the next round of the Freak of the

1:00:48

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of instant feedback this morning. How many

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people participating, talking about

1:04:16

that fruit roll up hack. You

1:04:19

know, the kids are wrapping ice cream with

1:04:21

this like scoops of ice cream with

1:04:23

fruit roll ups, put them in the freezer. Right.

1:04:26

And yeah, they're breaking

1:04:29

them with a spoon. Yeah. They

1:04:31

have to become like a shell. Well, I guess adults

1:04:33

are doing other things with fruit roll ups. Oh, are

1:04:35

they? Joe's not aware of. Oh. Fellas

1:04:37

are wrapping their wieners with them. What? And

1:04:40

freezing it? They put it in the freezer?

1:04:42

Free. Ladies just come home. Free.

1:04:45

Free. Freezing it is not recommended.

1:04:47

You know what's wild? If I did that, that song

1:04:49

would still be in my head. About the

1:04:51

monkey? Oh yeah. Real fruit

1:04:53

and fawn rolled up in one. I'd be singing

1:04:55

it. I don't know how sexually stimulating

1:04:58

that would be. What

1:05:00

would Tina think if she came home and

1:05:03

they are standing there? Welcome

1:05:05

back. Welcome back, baby. Again? Like

1:05:10

she's been on tour, right? Yeah. So

1:05:12

she comes home from tour. You're waiting.

1:05:14

Rose petals everywhere.

1:05:17

Dim lights, candles. Yeah,

1:05:19

you want a robe and you're like, Hey.

1:05:22

Take the robe off. And they're, they're. Welcome home

1:05:24

wagon. There's a little wreath.

1:05:25

Fruit by the foot. Little wreath with

1:05:27

the fruit roll up wrapped around. Little

1:05:30

wreath. Little. Everybody's

1:05:34

got, going to Schnooks, picking up some fruit roll

1:05:36

ups tonight. Got big plans. It's going to

1:05:38

be like toilet paper during the pandemic. We

1:05:40

can't get, we can't keep them on the shelves. I'm

1:05:42

going to be at the Schnooks and Webster groves from one to three. I'll

1:05:45

have a box of fruit roll ups on the table with me.

1:05:48

That's

1:05:48

good. So if you take the box, I know what it's used, I

1:05:50

know it's going to be used for tonight. You should totally do that by the way.

1:05:53

I'm going to do that. Where would such freaky people come

1:05:55

out? They're all freaks,

1:05:57

Friday fell stories coming up.

1:05:59

We'll play the Butthurt game later.

1:06:04

During your email segment,

1:06:06

we are going to do something new called the E-Memorial.

1:06:10

So it's all the people we lost

1:06:12

this week. Yeah, the E-Memorium.

1:06:15

The E-Memorium. All

1:06:17

the people we lost

1:06:18

as far as, I'm never listening again.

1:06:23

Just a list of different.

1:06:25

Just folks who didn't

1:06:28

like what we had to say about certain things. Some

1:06:30

people didn't have a choice too. Yeah.

1:06:33

Also, we'll give away some prizes. Point Fest

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tickets, Nate Bargazzi tickets, Walter

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Knoll gift cards, and Massage Lux gift

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cards. All right, today is May the 5th back

1:06:42

in the day. 161 years ago, 1862,

1:06:45

the Mexican army scored an upset

1:06:48

victory over the invading French army at the

1:06:50

Battle of Puebla. It's celebrated today

1:06:52

as Cinco de Mayo. So

1:06:54

it's not Mexican Independence Day.

1:06:57

Like even though the Mexicans held off

1:07:00

the French that day, they didn't win

1:07:02

the war just so you know. About a year later, the

1:07:04

French successfully occupied Mexico City

1:07:06

and didn't leave until the US strongly

1:07:09

pressured them to leave a couple years later. So

1:07:11

today is not Mexican Independence Day. That's

1:07:14

actually September 16th.

1:07:16

It's not a federal holiday in

1:07:18

Mexico either. It's just a voluntary

1:07:21

one. And it doesn't get huge

1:07:23

celebrations in Mexico.

1:07:24

In fact, they barely notice it.

1:07:27

Yeah. So it's one of those things

1:07:29

when we were in Israel during

1:07:31

Hanukkah. So Hanukkah,

1:07:34

this celebration of lights. Here

1:07:38

in America, you know, for Jewish

1:07:40

people, you know, it's a pretty big holiday.

1:07:43

In Israel, not so much.

1:07:45

Really? Yeah, it's recognized, but it's

1:07:47

not as... You know what? It's

1:07:49

a competition with Christmas. Oh,

1:07:51

it's a competition? Who's

1:07:54

winning? Well, yeah. Who's

1:07:56

winning? Yeah. What's going on with

1:07:58

that? The Jewish

1:08:00

boys and girls had nothing.

1:08:02

So they started making Hanukkah

1:08:04

a bigger thing here.

1:08:07

Even though it's virtually ignored

1:08:09

in Mexico, outside of the country, it's evolved

1:08:12

into a day of Mexican pride, which

1:08:14

is why it gets huge celebrations in US

1:08:17

cities with large Latino populations.

1:08:19

So happy snooker tomorrow, everybody.

1:08:22

133 years ago

1:08:24

in 1891, the music hall in New York City opened. Two

1:08:27

years later, it was renamed Carnegie Hall, after

1:08:29

Andrew Carnegie, who paid for it to be built. 119 years

1:08:32

ago in 1904, Cy Young throws the first

1:08:35

perfect game in the modern era of baseball against

1:08:37

the Philadelphia Athletics. 102 years

1:08:39

ago in 1921, Coco Chanel

1:08:42

debuts her perfume, Chanel

1:08:44

No. 5,

1:08:45

hit stores one year later, and ever since,

1:08:48

one bottle sells every 30 seconds.

1:08:50

I wear Chanel, not that flavor

1:08:52

of it, but it's one of my favorite

1:08:54

luxury brands. What is it? What

1:08:56

is it about that particular one? That

1:08:59

sells so well. Why? Is it just the branding?

1:09:01

It's the formula. Classic. It's

1:09:03

the standard.

1:09:03

So my perfume that I

1:09:06

wear is Coco Mademoiselle, which

1:09:08

is extremely expensive,

1:09:10

and I only buy it once a year. But

1:09:12

there's notes of flowers and

1:09:14

patchouli, and I've just never smelled anything

1:09:17

like it. And to me, it just smells like

1:09:19

success. Well, the fact that Chanel

1:09:21

No. 5 for so many years sells one bottle

1:09:23

every 30 seconds is mind-blowing.

1:09:26

Yeah, not bad.

1:09:28

23 years ago in the year 2000,

1:09:31

beautiful,

1:09:32

and I mean beautiful, Billy Bob Thornton

1:09:34

slummed it

1:09:35

by marrying the hideous gargoyle unknown

1:09:38

as Angelina Jolie. You just shut your

1:09:40

mouth. He came to his senses, and they got

1:09:42

divorced in May of 03. She is

1:09:44

so gorgeous. Still. And

1:09:48

five years ago today in 2018, an

1:09:50

e-cigarette explodes, killing a man in St.

1:09:52

Petersburg, Florida, the first death

1:09:55

from a vaping product. And

1:09:57

that's what happened back in the day.

1:10:00

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1:10:18

don't think the Writers Guild of America

1:10:20

strike is affecting you, maybe it is because you've been seeing reruns

1:10:22

in late night television. Maybe this will open

1:10:26

your eyes a little bit more. Drew Barrymore has dropped

1:10:28

out of hosting this show. I'm going to celebrate

1:10:31

the show. I'm going to celebrate and honor about movies

1:10:34

and TV is born out of their creation, meaning the writers

1:10:37

and until

1:10:37

a solution is reached, I'm choosing

1:10:39

to home and hope you will join

1:10:41

me. MTV

1:10:43

says the show will go on without a host

1:10:45

and without a

1:10:46

script written by the Writers Guild of America. So that'll be interesting.

1:10:50

Yeah, you know, I watched the clip this morning. So the first writers

1:10:52

strike

1:10:53

that we remember, I think it was 16

1:10:57

years ago. Most of the writers

1:11:00

were the

1:11:02

writers. The writers were the writers.

1:11:04

Connor O'Brien. Oh

1:11:06

really kept going with no writers, so he would basically do

1:11:09

it himself. Do it himself.

1:11:10

Adlib. He would turn on the cameras.

1:11:13

And if you remember, didn't

1:11:15

he? He spent basically all his salary. He had that

1:11:17

year he spent paying out the people weren't able to work.

1:11:19

Yeah.

1:11:22

Oh, well, you know, he show talented

1:11:24

enough to do that, and he had the beard going

1:11:27

on. Well and also so this is

1:11:29

the first time that they had ever done a

1:11:31

show like that. And so they

1:11:34

were supposed to be hosting the season

1:11:35

finale of SNL on May 20th and Jennifer Coolidge would have been

1:11:40

host. And so I mean, so they were going to be used to guest

1:11:43

in general. Yeah and that would have been, you know, the

1:11:45

first time that they had appeared on the show since

1:11:48

Taylor Hawkins death. So it's a bummer

1:11:50

completely in a I music. We like to support it here on

1:11:52

this show because it's so

1:11:56

weird. There so we had earlier this week

1:11:58

that Beatles and get ahead Grunge was

1:11:59

this. AI

1:12:02

bringing a new element

1:12:04

to bands who have lost band members because

1:12:07

what we're about ready to play

1:12:09

is AI used the vocal

1:12:11

technique and lyrics, not

1:12:13

lyric writing because these are two songs that are already created,

1:12:15

but they use Chester Bennington's vocals

1:12:18

from previous Lincoln Park songs

1:12:20

to create covers of Slipknot's

1:12:23

Snuff and Stone Sours Bother and

1:12:25

this is pretty unreal. I don't know which one you're gonna play

1:12:27

first. Yeah, this is, so this

1:12:29

is basically AI Chester Bennington from

1:12:31

Lincoln Park singing Stone Sours

1:12:34

Bother. Yes.

1:12:43

It's not fully there yet. I

1:12:46

mean that's 96% though. Yeah, it's

1:12:48

close. Here's how I feel.

1:12:51

This is just another tool

1:12:53

and as much

1:12:53

as we want to push back on it's the same as when they

1:12:56

made guitars electric and people were like well now

1:12:58

you're taking the spirit out of a guitar and and AutoTune

1:13:01

came in and Pro Tools came in and this and that this is

1:13:03

a tool and as long as it's being used and people that

1:13:06

are developing the IPs like

1:13:08

Chester himself or his family or whoever

1:13:10

is getting his stuff

1:13:12

as long as that and the Stone Sours stuff that's

1:13:14

being used everybody's getting paid great

1:13:16

make whatever you want take my stuff and make

1:13:18

some more songs but pay my ass because

1:13:20

I because I developed the voice.

1:13:23

Yeah, I think that's fair. I

1:13:25

love Beach Boys

1:13:28

God Only Knows. You know that song? Yeah.

1:13:31

Was that on Pet Sounds? I think it was. I'm

1:13:33

not a Beach Boys fan but I think it was.

1:13:35

As long as you're paying these people and they've given

1:13:38

permission we'll say that maybe. So AI

1:13:41

did God Only Knows which

1:13:43

is a very famous song by the Beach Boys as

1:13:45

if the Beatles did it. Wow. Yeah, that.

1:13:48

So this is maybe not a solution. This is Lennon,

1:13:50

McCartney and Ringo singing back

1:13:52

up.

1:13:54

Totally AI. That

1:14:03

was Ringo. That's great.

1:14:07

And that was definitely John. I

1:14:13

mean that is pretty spot on. All the party. There

1:14:15

are stars above you. You'll

1:14:18

never need to tell me. I'll

1:14:22

make you so sure about

1:14:24

it. God only knows

1:14:27

what I'd be without you.

1:14:29

If you said this is Paul McCartney covering

1:14:31

it, I would. Eventually the way

1:14:33

that this is applied

1:14:36

first is demos and writing sessions and different

1:14:38

things. If you

1:14:40

are able to ask a computer,

1:14:42

hey, is this written well and blah blah blah blah blah, and then

1:14:44

throw it into what are people responding to algorithmically,

1:14:48

it's going to be a wild, wild time. And the

1:14:50

only thing that we're really going to suffer from is

1:14:52

that people will never know what would

1:14:54

have been. Aerosmiths never would

1:14:56

have been a band if they came out in the 90s. Because

1:14:59

they never would have been allowed to bloom in the

1:15:01

way that they needed to for however many hours

1:15:04

of records or songs or whatever session

1:15:06

wise. There's

1:15:08

a reason people don't make them like they used to. Yeah,

1:15:10

they do. We just don't allow them to become what

1:15:12

they could be.

1:15:13

And this is going to take a lot of that artistic

1:15:16

development. Well, the artistic

1:15:19

anomalies out of things. Because

1:15:21

it's going to be scientific, it's going to be algorithmic. We're going

1:15:23

to be writing songs like Instagram posts, which I'm not

1:15:25

saying

1:15:26

that's a bad thing. I'm just

1:15:27

saying that's where we're going. But you know

1:15:29

what, like even I'm not a musician at all,

1:15:31

but like even songwriting, somebody

1:15:34

set that tone way back when of

1:15:36

how it's like a sonnet, like whatever a sonnet was

1:15:38

like a poem created

1:15:40

stanzas and things to develop a song like

1:15:42

you have your verse in your course. So

1:15:45

this is just a tool. I agree with that. I want to

1:15:47

focus mainly on the fact that Chester Bennington is

1:15:49

dead and we are hearing his voice

1:15:51

again in a new way. And

1:15:54

I think for bands that have lost band members,

1:15:57

there's

1:15:57

a replacement almost

1:15:58

of our. are an inclusion almost

1:16:01

of being able to resurrect a quality

1:16:03

from a person in the band who's gone and bring it

1:16:06

into the writing like, maybe they don't have.

1:16:08

I think

1:16:08

the Beatles did that about 20 years

1:16:10

ago. They had, they released a quote unquote new

1:16:12

song maybe 20, 25 years ago called

1:16:14

real love. And it was the first time John

1:16:17

Lennon was heard on a new recording. Cause they think

1:16:19

they spliced together.

1:16:20

Oh really? It was their technology back

1:16:22

then. Oh, they spliced something that didn't exist. I

1:16:25

believe that was the case. They

1:16:27

created something new. They created something new out of something

1:16:30

old.

1:16:30

So this will just help perfect that idea. You

1:16:32

know what I'm saying? Maybe. Yeah, I don't know. This

1:16:35

dude, if you're thinking that and

1:16:37

that's an interesting thought too, that's gonna have to be stuff

1:16:39

that's put into people's

1:16:40

like a state like wills and stuff.

1:16:42

Yeah, their wishes. Like the Prince was around.

1:16:45

I can't speak for president, I'm not the guy. But I'm assuming

1:16:48

he kicked my ass if I was like, yo, I'm gonna make

1:16:50

money and put you on a hologram and I'm gonna have

1:16:52

AI write new songs for you using your

1:16:54

stuff. I'm pretty sure he'd be like, that's not

1:16:56

me. That's not art. That's

1:16:59

a good point. You know what I mean? So without his permission,

1:17:01

should you be able to do that? I don't know. It's

1:17:04

weird, dude.

1:17:05

Well, speaking of other music, Miley Cyrus's

1:17:07

Flowers became the fastest song to reach 1

1:17:09

billion streams on Spotify in its

1:17:12

history. Wait, which one? The Flowers? Flowers.

1:17:14

Wow. So good for her. Wow. Ed

1:17:17

Sheeran does not have to retire from music. He was found not guilty

1:17:19

of plagiarizing Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On in his

1:17:21

song, Thinking Out Loud. Here's a

1:17:23

little bit of that song.

1:17:24

Okay, so this is Ed Sheeran

1:17:26

versus Marvin Gaye's songs. This

1:17:28

is Marvin Gaye. This is Marvin Gaye.

1:17:31

This is match. ["I'm Gonna Move

1:17:34

Back To You"] So

1:17:49

these are both songs matched up together? Yeah. This

1:17:54

was part of the evidence. It's the

1:17:56

same tempo, right? Right. They

1:18:00

mash up well together. That doesn't mean one's

1:18:02

a ripoff of another. True. Did

1:18:04

you read his, or did you watch his speech?

1:18:07

He posted it on his Instagram. And Sheeran? When

1:18:09

he came out of the court, it was like really well-written. He kind of stumbled

1:18:11

through some of it, but it was, it was a, it's

1:18:13

a good speech for people to listen, to hear,

1:18:15

not just Ed Sheeran fans, you know? Like, I mean, there's

1:18:18

a lot of these lawsuits, dude. And the crazy

1:18:20

ones, the crazy thing is the people that are really

1:18:22

getting ripped off don't have the money to litigate and

1:18:24

they're actually getting ripped off. So

1:18:26

inspiration doesn't necessarily mean plagiarism.

1:18:29

True. There's also a lot, there's a,

1:18:32

I don't know if it's real, excuse me, or

1:18:34

a TikTok

1:18:34

channel, but there's two dudes that play guitars that'll

1:18:36

take like a Chili Peppers

1:18:39

song and a Weezer song. It'd be like, these are the

1:18:41

same songs. And they'll play them simultaneously

1:18:44

and they'll go back and forth singing

1:18:46

one to the other. And there's no, I mean, the tempo is the

1:18:49

same. That argument could probably

1:18:51

be made about a lot of music, I would imagine. Yeah,

1:18:53

definitely. There's only so many notes. You know, there's only, exactly.

1:18:55

There's only so many notes that can be played. And I know they

1:18:57

can be arranged in any order, but it's like, there

1:18:59

was something like that with a whole lot of music out there,

1:19:02

man. There was a whole bunch of 80s songs,

1:19:04

like from the 1980s, rock songs,

1:19:06

pop songs, strung together like that.

1:19:07

It's all the same. Yeah, and to

1:19:09

connect it back into what we were just talking about with the AI

1:19:12

and everything and everybody's attention spans going Spotify

1:19:14

versions of two minute and 11 second songs.

1:19:17

We're gonna just have more and more and

1:19:19

more of this. More and more

1:19:20

of people going, oh, that song sounds like this

1:19:22

song. Well, yeah, I wonder why. Well,

1:19:25

after the verdict, Ed Sheeran expressed frustration

1:19:27

that the case was allowed to go to court in the first place. The

1:19:30

trial caused him to miss his grandmother's funeral.

1:19:33

However, the timing of all this couldn't be more perfect

1:19:35

because Ed Sheeran releases his fifth album called Subtract

1:19:37

Today, as well as a documentary on Disney Plus

1:19:40

just two days ago called The Sum of It All.

1:19:42

Dude's great, dude's great. It's

1:19:44

super prolific, extremely intelligent,

1:19:48

wonderful performer,

1:19:49

guy's great. Yeah, there's a group called the Axis

1:19:51

of Awesome. All popular

1:19:53

songs are the same four chords. I'm

1:19:56

gonna... I'm going, I'm blind.

1:20:01

We've been a rock and roll comedy sensation

1:20:04

for a four... That's all we thought we'd want.

1:20:07

All the greatest pop songs. That's all we need. Two,

1:20:09

three, four. What are you

1:20:11

saying? Just pay attention. Do

1:20:14

you recognize this? Yeah, that is, Don't

1:20:16

Stop Believing by Journey. And the cast

1:20:18

of Kalee. Yeah, there's a few more songs with the same

1:20:20

chords. Check it out. My life

1:20:22

is brilliant. My love

1:20:24

is pure. My sovereign

1:20:27

angel. It's just

1:20:30

two songs like... Three

1:20:35

songs. What are you doing? All

1:20:44

the same. All the same. All the same.

1:20:46

And this goes on for 45 minutes. And

1:20:49

some quick hits. Kanye West is apparently

1:20:51

running for president again. Oh,

1:20:53

God. Good. Someone mowed

1:20:55

a giant penis into the lawn of Bath, England,

1:20:58

where there's a huge party being held for King

1:21:00

Charles' coronation.

1:21:02

Take that, wiener hands. That is not a penis. That's

1:21:04

one of his fingers. Sorry. Oh,

1:21:06

my gosh.

1:21:07

Dolly Parton's Dollywood is launching its longest

1:21:09

rollercoaster ever next week on the 12th. And

1:21:12

Kevin Hart, and finally, and Kevin Hart says

1:21:14

his pal Jamie Foxx is getting better after

1:21:16

three weeks in the hospital. Hart shared the news

1:21:18

on a podcast Wednesday, noting that there has been

1:21:21

a lot of progression with Jamie's condition. However,

1:21:23

Kevin Hart admitted that he doesn't have the exact details

1:21:26

about the 55-year-old's condition since

1:21:28

he suffered. That has only been termed still. We're

1:21:30

all still speculating this medical emergency.

1:21:34

Hart says they're being tight about where

1:21:36

he is

1:21:37

because Jamie's always been a private person to a certain degree. So we

1:21:39

wish him the best. You see, it's

1:21:41

not a good sign that he's still in the hospital. You see who's taken

1:21:44

over for Jamie Foxx on Beecher's M? Nick

1:21:46

Cannon. Nick Cannon. A lot

1:21:49

of mouths' defeat. Nick Cannon's taking over

1:21:51

for Jamie Foxx because they're still

1:21:53

ready to film. Filming, you're right. That

1:21:56

show, I think, next week. Everything's in production. All

1:21:58

those plane tickets for people.

1:21:59

to get people in and out within six hours.

1:22:02

As somebody who's been on the show. They've already been bossed. The show

1:22:04

must go on. Yeah. Yeah, so it's gonna be Jamie

1:22:06

Foxx,

1:22:07

so Jamie Foxx not doing it, because Jamie

1:22:09

Foxx and the daughter Corinne was the DJ. Right.

1:22:12

So it's gonna be Nick Cannon and Kelly Osborn.

1:22:15

Yep. He'll be all

1:22:17

right. They're entertaining people. I would

1:22:19

just like to say, they didn't name

1:22:21

that longest roller coaster in Bollywood, nine

1:22:23

to five, they really missed an opportunity there. Yes, they

1:22:26

did. Yep. Celebrity

1:22:29

celebrating her birthday today, Hannah Davis. That's

1:22:31

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model who married Derek

1:22:33

Jeter. Derek Jeter. Oh, Derek Jeter. They

1:22:35

have two kids together. Hannah Davis is 33. Adele, 35.

1:22:37

Clark Duke.

1:22:40

That's the kid from the Hot Tub Time Machine

1:22:42

movie. He's also in the office. Two first

1:22:44

names

1:22:44

is 38. Henry Cavill. That's,

1:22:47

he's the Witcher, Enola

1:22:49

Holmes. He's Superman in the DC universe.

1:22:52

And

1:22:52

of course, his role in The Count of Monte

1:22:54

Cristo. Henry Cavill is 40. Danielle

1:22:57

Fischl. Who is that?

1:22:59

Oh my gosh, Topanga. Topanga

1:23:01

from Boy Who Meets World and Girl Meets World. She

1:23:03

is 42. Tina Yothers is 50. Brian

1:23:06

Williams, the former news

1:23:08

anchor, is 64. Kurt Loder,

1:23:11

MTV

1:23:11

news legend. I

1:23:14

used the intern for him. 78 years old. Kurt Loder is almost 80.

1:23:17

Isn't that crazy? I've loved him my whole life. That is

1:23:19

crazy. That dude's older than my dad. John Rhys-Davies.

1:23:22

Do you know who that is? Oh, Rhys, John Rhys-Davies. John Rhys-Davies.

1:23:24

Sorry, he's Gimli and the Lord of the Rings. He's

1:23:27

in a whole bunch of stuff. He's Salah. Is he Salah from

1:23:29

Indiana Jones? That's right, Indiana Jones.

1:23:30

He is 79. Michael Palin

1:23:34

is- Monty Python. Yeah, from Monty Python

1:23:37

is 80. And Lance Henriksen.

1:23:39

That's Bishop in the Alien movies.

1:23:42

Ed Harley in Pumpkinhead. And Jesse

1:23:45

Hooker, the head of the blood-sucking

1:23:47

clan in Near Dark.

1:23:49

Very cool vampire flick from 1987. Lance

1:23:52

is 83 years old. All right, today's porno

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mean, I know from the title, you're judging it, but it's

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your porno birthday, those are your crappy birthdays and that was your

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crap on celebrities. All right, up after the break, we've

1:24:49

got a couple things. We'll do the first E-Memoriam

1:24:52

segment on the wrist show. Wow.

1:24:54

All the

1:24:56

people we lost this week. We pour one out for these things. Pour

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one out and then we'll get to your emails in a couple

1:25:00

of viral videos. The Risuto Show, traffic

1:25:02

and weather, including

1:25:04

just chopping it up about a

1:25:06

tourist in Hawaii following her GPS

1:25:09

right into the ocean. I saw that.

1:25:11

And did you see the one where the stroller

1:25:13

got away from the woman, Oh. Marking

1:25:16

out at the Applebee's. Oh no. And almost rolled into traffic.

1:25:18

Ghostbusters style? Yeah.

1:25:20

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I can't believe that's coming

1:26:02

up soon. So, you guys

1:26:04

see the video of the baby stroller getting away from that

1:26:06

woman you had in the Applebee's parking lot? No.

1:26:09

Yeah, put it up on the screen if you

1:26:11

would, Moon. So,

1:26:12

a baby stroller was about to roll into

1:26:15

traffic on a busy street.

1:26:17

This is in Southern California on Tuesday.

1:26:20

But, man, this is Good Samaritan ran out of nowhere.

1:26:22

Out of nowhere and snagged him. It's so cool.

1:26:25

And it's sad because I guess it's the

1:26:28

kid's great aunt that was watching

1:26:30

the baby that day.

1:26:32

I don't know what happened because the video kind

1:26:34

of picks up as the stroller's rolling. At

1:26:38

least the part I saw. Security

1:26:40

camera, security footage got, you

1:26:42

know, footage of the whole thing. But the great aunt tries

1:26:44

to chase after, but she fell.

1:26:46

And she couldn't get up. Ugh.

1:26:49

She probably feels awful. Right? Like...

1:26:52

Oh, yeah, because, you know, like Everett, you know, an instant feedback,

1:26:54

says, the lady with the stroller rolling into traffic, I'm pretty sure

1:26:56

she was trying to kill the kid. She was given

1:26:58

like 20% effort to get back

1:27:00

up. I think this is an older woman who

1:27:03

fell and hurt herself. Give

1:27:04

her a break, man. Like, nobody's

1:27:06

wanting to throw the baby into the traffic.

1:27:09

What? Why

1:27:11

is that where we go? You know? Because

1:27:14

when you see it, you're like, oh, come on, get up. This

1:27:18

is a steal from it? Yeah. Oh, yeah,

1:27:20

I mean, she's flat on her face. Yeah,

1:27:22

she falls flat on her face. That's

1:27:25

not just like a stumble. That's

1:27:27

a... Stroller's about to roll out into traffic.

1:27:29

And she can't get up. It looks like she, you know, busted

1:27:31

her knee. But... Yeah,

1:27:34

straight down. This guy named Ronald Nesman

1:27:35

came out of nowhere to save the day. Holy smokes.

1:27:38

Turns out this guy used to be homeless, happened

1:27:40

to be at the Applebee's

1:27:43

for a job interview. Oh, my gosh. Yeah,

1:27:45

I mean, she takes two steps and gets caught

1:27:47

up and goes

1:27:47

down. And there's no... Even if she got up immediately,

1:27:50

there's no chance she's catching it. And it looks like it's kind

1:27:52

of on a slope, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, watch

1:27:54

her. She falls. And

1:27:57

she tried to get back up. She tries to get back up. She

1:27:59

can't, she's hurt.

1:28:00

Oh, ass

1:28:01

out. Oh, Ron!

1:28:04

Yeah, she's hurt. And there comes Ronald out of nowhere. God

1:28:06

damn it. I mean, that stroller was about

1:28:08

to roll out into traffic, and Scott and

1:28:10

Hugh have met you post that. Okay, I will. You think

1:28:12

Applebee's is gonna have to hire him now?

1:28:13

I will think. And she,

1:28:15

I mean, she definitely busted up that knee. And

1:28:18

that guy, that second guy doesn't get any love

1:28:21

for helping Auntie out, picking her up? Yeah,

1:28:23

first look, and I was the same way. I was like, come on, woman,

1:28:26

get up.

1:28:28

No effort, but knowing that it's

1:28:30

the baby's great aunt,

1:28:32

and it's an older woman, and she hurt herself

1:28:34

here. Yeah, I mean, she's moving faster than she should

1:28:36

be, honestly. Even

1:28:39

when she's trying to get up and pat her, she's trying everything.

1:28:41

She's got adrenaline going.

1:28:43

Are you serious? Look how fast she bounces

1:28:45

up or tries to. She physically can't

1:28:47

move. She tries to post the video. Oh,

1:28:49

my gosh. Here's Ronald talking about

1:28:51

it. I noticed the stroller was going

1:28:54

towards traffic. Instinctively ran

1:28:56

towards the torqued stroller and died before

1:28:59

it went into the traffic. She was

1:29:01

traumatized. She was crying. She

1:29:03

was just in shock. Yeah, she feels horrible.

1:29:06

It was,

1:29:06

you know, terrible situation. Thank you, Ronald.

1:29:09

Thank you, Ronald. Man. Love

1:29:11

that

1:29:12

guy. Another video making the rounds, if

1:29:14

you would, pull this one up, Moon. A tourist

1:29:16

in Hawaii followed her GBS directions right

1:29:18

into the ocean on Saturday. Here

1:29:20

we go. Now, this we can talk about. What

1:29:23

are you doing? What are you doing? Because I have it

1:29:25

at a boat ramp and a

1:29:27

bunch of guys had to jump in and save this

1:29:30

woman and her passenger before

1:29:32

the minivan sank.

1:29:34

Yo, everybody's fine, but the

1:29:36

look on the driver's face of confusion, like

1:29:39

she's almost smiling.

1:29:42

She said she was following her GPS while trying

1:29:44

to find a boat tour.

1:29:47

She wanted to check out the manta rays. Well,

1:29:49

you're going to see them. And

1:29:52

she drove her car right into

1:29:54

the ocean.

1:29:55

Right in between two. And she had her windshield wifers

1:29:57

on too. Look at that. Well, I mean, you don't

1:29:59

want water. Can't see you guys see

1:30:01

the bottom of what are you doing

1:30:04

lady? And

1:30:07

though and I may watch the video here in

1:30:09

the studio

1:30:18

Does she not look a little too calm Oh

1:30:27

Everybody's out Yeah,

1:30:29

the passengers like I'm out. Yeah, I

1:30:31

said jumps in the woman almost seems like she doesn't know

1:30:33

she's just wrapped in How are you not getting

1:30:35

out like way sooner than that? You

1:30:38

don't know How

1:30:40

are you letting somebody drive into the water? Senior

1:30:44

frogs, I think her brain is

1:30:46

honestly going like well Somebody's

1:30:49

just gonna pull me out of this thing I'll

1:30:51

put it in reverse. Everything's gonna

1:30:52

work out I think she found herself in a situation

1:30:54

that she never imagined, you know, she looks

1:30:56

like a great aunt too kind of maybe

1:30:59

the same woman

1:31:00

Look

1:31:03

at her all these dudes are trying to

1:31:05

get all these hot guys are jumping on the water Hot

1:31:08

dad day at the beach This

1:31:11

is aunt Linda's way of fishing Money

1:31:14

and fish calm literally she just drives her

1:31:16

minivan into the ocean. Let's dudes jump in You

1:31:18

see

1:31:19

the watch this you see the top on your boat

1:31:21

now see the top lights comment What

1:31:23

kind of drugs was she on? All right Yeah,

1:31:26

I don't know. She looked a little too calm

1:31:28

driving into the water and her minivan

1:31:30

floating away I just don't think she understood

1:31:33

the gravity of this of the scenario Wow.

1:31:35

Yeah, those boats don't give it away sometimes I Need

1:31:41

a little more proof the problem is when you type

1:31:43

in woman drives an ocean following GPS there's 30

1:31:47

videos on the right

1:31:48

Every other

1:31:50

year this happens 2018 2016 2014. I

1:31:54

will compliment this lady her blinker wasn't on.

1:31:57

Okay. Thanks When you look to your left and look

1:31:59

to your right and you you're surrounded by boats, chances

1:32:01

are you're in the water. Here's another. I

1:32:03

don't know, I need more proof. She's like, I want

1:32:05

to get one of those guys to come rescue me. There's

1:32:07

one from 20. Well, mission accomplished. There's one from 2018. Oh,

1:32:12

no, it happens quite often. It drove my minivan

1:32:14

in the ocean again. It's broad daylight.

1:32:16

Guess I need a big strong man to come save

1:32:18

me.

1:32:19

Here's one from 2016. This is into a lake.

1:32:22

Yeah, it's all the same woman, crazy. Yeah. Well,

1:32:26

it's the fact that she followed her GPS also is amazing.

1:32:30

Yeah, now she'll probably

1:32:32

sue the GPS company. Turn left. OK.

1:32:35

Oh, here's one right off the beach. What

1:32:38

the hell? How did this happen? Oh,

1:32:40

man. Florida mother drives car

1:32:43

into ocean with child inside. Oh, no, that one, she

1:32:45

was trying to kill herself and the kid. Oh, this one?

1:32:47

Yeah.

1:32:48

That took a turn. Well, thanks. Less

1:32:50

funny than the other. Way less funny.

1:32:52

Yeah, the other one's funny because those women are

1:32:54

hammered looking in

1:32:55

those hot dudes. That was Florida mother drives

1:32:58

car into ocean with kid inside on purpose.

1:33:01

Because not only was there the video of

1:33:03

the

1:33:04

car in the water, there was also her mug

1:33:06

shot. Oh.

1:33:07

So. That gives it away? Yeah,

1:33:10

that gives it away.

1:33:13

All right, before we get to emails, kind

1:33:15

of a new Friday segment.

1:33:17

Yeah. And Ray, if we're calling this one.

1:33:20

We're going to call this the Riz Show E Memorial.

1:33:24

A tribute to people we lost because

1:33:27

of things we said, topics we discussed.

1:33:30

Maybe we didn't lose you all the way, but we definitely

1:33:32

got you fired up and got you on the

1:33:34

email thread. So we want to do a shout out

1:33:36

and pay tribute to

1:33:39

those we lost this week. Soccer

1:33:44

fans who think they know how the magic market

1:33:46

works. Gray

1:33:48

Hulk defenders. Warren

1:33:51

Zevon's one man fan club. Yeah. Mormon

1:33:55

soaking deniers. Activists

1:33:58

for Croc Positivity. guys

1:34:02

named Chad. One

1:34:05

dude who really loves the bank robbery

1:34:08

seen in short circuit too.

1:34:13

Folks

1:34:13

who humanize their dogs.

1:34:16

Old Navy Mall apologists.

1:34:19

Lawn idiots who edge-whack Mo

1:34:21

and Blow. We all know it's Mo,

1:34:24

whack, edge and blow. We do know.

1:34:28

Trampoline treehouse and above-ground

1:34:30

pool owners aka the white trash

1:34:32

trifecta. Who's

1:34:35

yours who eat roadkill?

1:34:38

And late-edition

1:34:38

self-proclaimed bear

1:34:40

experts had a guy email

1:34:43

me to be like what does Rafe think

1:34:45

a brown bear is? It's a grizzly. There actually

1:34:47

is a definitely a grizzly is a type

1:34:49

of brown bear. Oh but you're wrong but thank

1:34:51

you for joining the list later. And

1:34:54

let's do a quick real shout out

1:34:56

to people we actually lost this week. The

1:34:59

RIP section of the E-Memoriam. Mike

1:35:02

Shannon. Gordon Lightfoot.

1:35:05

The one and only Hyman Schuster. RZA's

1:35:08

teacher that he had no

1:35:08

idea had passed away. Yeah. A year

1:35:11

ago. And perhaps most importantly RZA's

1:35:14

Amberlynn sweatshirt.

1:35:17

R.I.P.

1:35:17

and that is this week's

1:35:20

RZA E-Memoriam.

1:35:36

Do you want to pour something in the recycled bin again? No I'm not

1:35:38

allowed to do that. Pour some coffee out.

1:35:41

When I found out my favorite teacher died I poured

1:35:43

a little bit out. You ruined

1:35:46

that paper recycling. No

1:35:48

it never reached the bottom it's soaked into the papers.

1:35:50

I hear nothing's getting recycled anyway in this town so it's

1:35:53

fine. It ain't. That's not true. It is true.

1:35:55

That's not true I take this to the recycling bin

1:35:57

in the kitchen.

1:36:00

There's a big green bin

1:36:02

and then the green recycling people who are here yesterday.

1:36:04

I see them. Okay, they came

1:36:07

I saw the truck outside

1:36:08

From there. I don't know what they do. I don't know what's happening.

1:36:11

They just drove over to the creek or lake

1:36:16

That's good Rafe, thanks. Thank

1:36:18

you. That was sweet. Have you ever been to the recycling

1:36:21

plant? I have It's stinky.

1:36:24

It's interesting. I was up there a

1:36:26

couple years ago. I said is it is

1:36:28

it? Not far Yeah,

1:36:32

there's a few but there's a one of Maryland Heights.

1:36:35

Yeah, I took the tour of the one of Maryland Heights It's

1:36:37

fascinating how much stuff they actually recycle

1:36:39

on how much they throw out

1:36:40

And it's fascinating how nobody knows how to recycle

1:36:42

correctly and in this town. There's still one in Kirkwood

1:36:45

in there I don't know. I haven't been

1:36:47

to that one

1:36:48

But the stuff that that they can't

1:36:50

recycle

1:36:51

Like if you put in the recycling bin

1:36:53

a greasy pizza box, they can't recycle it

1:36:55

Or you don't clean out your peanut butter

1:36:58

plastic thing

1:36:59

jar It's they if you have any

1:37:01

food waste at all and it contaminates the whole thing.

1:37:04

They have to start all over

1:37:05

Sucks the pizza box thing

1:37:07

was the one I learned about so if there's any

1:37:10

grease So if you got a pizza and there's any grease

1:37:12

on the box They can't just throw on the regular garbage,

1:37:14

right? Like

1:37:15

if you want to

1:37:16

if you want to maybe tear off the top of the box that

1:37:19

hasn't touched hasn't touched any food Say

1:37:22

that for the campfire. Yeah Yeah,

1:37:26

boy But

1:37:28

I don't know what the percentages are as far as

1:37:30

what they actually throw on what they were cycle, but it's I Heard

1:37:33

it's all going to the landfill

1:37:36

Yeah, there was a write-up this week about all of

1:37:38

it I've seen quite a few write-ups that we don't actually

1:37:40

the city does not actually could be

1:37:42

wrong and I'm sure this will make in memoriam

1:37:44

next week I

1:37:48

From several sources and articles

1:37:50

that I've read I have seen that a

1:37:53

we don't pay

1:37:55

The city does not pay to

1:37:58

It's basically same dudes different truck

1:38:00

take it to the same place. Oh, you're talking

1:38:03

about St. Lucid, right? Yes. Okay.

1:38:05

No, I'm talking about Houston. No, no, but I'm saying

1:38:07

because in the county stuff the recycling actually goes

1:38:10

to the recycling plants. That's

1:38:12

good. Well, all

1:38:15

right. Add another couple people to that. Next

1:38:18

week. We're talking city and county

1:38:20

stuff. Here

1:38:23

we go. Let's get to some. Yes, Lorne,

1:38:26

you have anything?

1:38:26

Are we gonna play the butthurt game? I thought we were gonna

1:38:28

play that. We're gonna do that later. Oh, man.

1:38:30

I really want to get butthurt. No, we're gonna do it. We'll

1:38:33

get to it. All right. Learn your lesson. That's

1:38:35

not something you asked for. The

1:38:39

butthurt game is ready to go. I just

1:38:41

want to make sure. Here's the plan. Okay. We're

1:38:43

gonna do your emails. Yeah. We're gonna take a break with

1:38:45

your Friday fail stories. We'll come

1:38:48

back with the butthurt game. Okay, I just want to make sure. Oh,

1:38:50

I got the cards. Everything's ready to go. The bag? The little bag?

1:38:52

The bag. Everything. We're all set

1:38:54

up. I don't know what's going on.

1:38:57

This woman over here. She don't know. Hey,

1:39:00

I was looking. I thought we were doing it. It's

1:39:03

on the schedule. I'm off the schedule. Emails.

1:39:06

Brought to you by Big Dicks Brick Mailboxes. Your

1:39:08

one-stop shop for all mailboxes. Need a new

1:39:10

mailbox.com. I can see you in the corner

1:39:12

behind you. You know what? Because she's writing to tear

1:39:14

people apart. She hates somebody and she

1:39:16

wants it to come out. She's writing her over the butter. You've

1:39:19

gone butt hurt inception. So

1:39:23

in the a Memorial, we were talking about some

1:39:26

roadkill eating and we were talking about

1:39:29

some Crocs. So I got a couple emails on both

1:39:31

of those. We'll start with this one. Hey guys.

1:39:33

By the way, this is from Nicole who wrote us earlier. We talked

1:39:35

about it earlier in

1:39:36

the week. She's the one that eats the roadkill. She

1:39:38

said, Hey, listen, my husband is getting the deer within a half

1:39:40

an hour. Get the

1:39:42

people call it in. They say they hit a

1:39:44

deer. So she's saying that the people

1:39:47

that actually hit the deer, the one that's calling in, the officer

1:39:49

goes out to look at it and see if it's not too

1:39:52

busted up. It definitely does not lay very

1:39:54

long. Trust me. I was very skeptical of him doing

1:39:56

this, but I've been convinced that it's not a

1:39:58

bad thing. Love the conversation.

1:39:59

three out of five stars in a cold. That's

1:40:02

a little up there. Would you wanna know if you're eating

1:40:04

roadkill? Yes, yes. I would wanna

1:40:06

know. Because then I would not be eating it. Because then

1:40:08

I would not be eating it either. The nice thing with roadkill

1:40:10

is it speeds up the time to eat it, because it's

1:40:13

already been grilled. No. I

1:40:16

love that you're a roadkill enthusiast. Wait a second, so

1:40:18

you wouldn't eat it because of how it was killed? Yes.

1:40:22

Yeah. Here's the deal.

1:40:24

Like, you know, if I'm eating a turkey,

1:40:25

I don't want run over turkey. I want it

1:40:28

to

1:40:28

be slaughtered up. I

1:40:30

want it consciously slaughtered. And

1:40:33

that's how I want it. I want it to have all the right

1:40:35

things done. I don't want it to be, oh,

1:40:38

my uncle ran over this turkey on D

1:40:40

Road. I don't want none of that. But this is one of the, I

1:40:43

mean. So what if you sold turkey? You think it's humane way? I

1:40:45

mean, it could be more humane.

1:40:47

I don't know the stats. I understand, because it's wild.

1:40:50

I don't know the stats. Right, like, this damn beer had a hell

1:40:52

of a life and the pow on your table.

1:40:54

You know what, I might be going full vegan here in a couple

1:40:57