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Little

1:27

in listener discretion is advised.

1:32

Rizuto. Rizuto.

1:34

Riruto.

1:42

Hey! Good morning,

1:44

everybody. Hello. Hi. Hi.

1:47

Hi. Scott, it's Tuesday. Oh. Rafe,

1:50

it's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. Tuesday,

1:53

Moon's out. He's, I

1:56

think, still in the middle of prepping for his colonoscopy

1:58

today. Got

2:01

a text from him at 4.30 this morning. And

2:05

his text said... Let

2:07

me get the... On the job. I want to get the exact

2:09

wording. Okay. Uh... I

2:12

see. 4.26 AM. Yeah,

2:15

this ain't fun. Ha ha ha ha.

2:19

Shouldn't have had that birdseed. Yeah.

2:22

I know.

2:22

He's still in the process of cleaning himself

2:25

out. I mean, listen, it's his first

2:27

colonoscopy. He didn't know what to expect. He

2:29

thought he was going to come in today and just leave early. I

2:32

said, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. And

2:35

often. Oh, no. Yeah.

2:38

Yeah, he'd be running out of the studio every

2:40

couple minutes. I mean, like a Japanese game

2:42

show in here, dude. But his...

2:45

You had to wear a raincoat. Yeah.

2:48

His... Yeah, I think his

2:50

procedure's out like nine. He's like, I'll

2:52

leave around 8.15. I go, oh, dude,

2:55

no. You're

2:58

going to have to be home. You're going to want to be home. This

3:00

is no place for colonoscopy prep.

3:03

Not at the office. And

3:06

I guess he started at like 3 o'clock yesterday afternoon,

3:09

drank the first 16 ounces

3:11

of clean-out liquid. How long does

3:13

it take for it to kick in? Do you remember, Rafe? Because

3:16

you've had one done, right? Yeah, I'm going to say not

3:18

long, dude. I want to say like half an hour.

3:21

Yeah. Nice. It gets down to bidness

3:23

pretty quick. Because, I mean,

3:26

it's an all-night affair. So if you're trying to run a quick three miles, it's

3:28

a good way to get started. I get

3:31

three miles in at 30 minutes. You don't want to take it on your

3:33

lunch break at work. No. I think you're

3:35

going to ride it out to a home. Yeah,

3:37

no. It's powerful. Yeah, you

3:39

don't want to. You don't want to chance it. You

3:42

want to take it when you're at home. Because that

3:45

stuff, I mean, it's powerful. Powerful.

3:49

And it sure does what it says it's going to do.

3:53

It sure does clean you out. And

3:55

it's, listen, it's important. You know,

3:57

we're at a certain age, and we need to get that. these

4:00

things done. I've had one. The

4:03

procedure itself is easy. Like

4:06

that's the easy part. It's the it's the before.

4:09

That's

4:12

the tricky part of it. Yeah. So I texted him

4:14

yesterday at three o'clock on

4:16

the afternoon when I when I knew who was gonna get started. I

4:19

said, Hey, good luck, buddy thinking about you. And

4:24

he said to me, uh, I

4:27

said, Good luck. He says, Turns out I only have to drink like,

4:30

you know, these 16 ounce things. Seems

4:35

like everybody's telling me I should get cream

4:37

for my tush. I said, You'll

4:39

be fine. You're

4:41

all right. Hook the bidet up, dude. We told

4:44

you yesterday. And it follows. Get

4:46

some coconut oil or olive oil. You're fine.

4:50

Everybody poops. That's a beautiful

4:53

song, by the way. Okay. According

4:55

to this website. Okay, so colonoscopy, what

4:58

to expect before and after.

5:01

And this this doctor says, as he

5:03

may have heard, the preparation is the most time consuming

5:06

part of a colonoscopy. Yep. And the most dreaded,

5:08

but much of what you've heard may not

5:10

be accurate. While colonoscopy

5:13

prep does begin a day before the procedure, advances

5:15

in prep practices have made it much

5:18

more bearable. So

5:20

during the 24 hours before your colonoscopy, you will be on

5:22

a clear liquid diet. That means plain water,

5:25

clear broth, soda and plain coffee

5:27

or tea, no milk cream or other dairy or non

5:29

dairy creamers. You should avoid anything

5:31

red because the dye and red drinks can be mistaken

5:33

for blood during the procedure. Yuck.

5:36

The clear liquid diet is is done.

5:38

So anything left in your digestive system

5:41

during the procedure will not get in the way of

5:43

the doctor seeing inside your rectum and colon.

5:47

Your doctor also may recommend that you not

5:49

drink anything at all after midnight the day before your

5:51

procedure. In addition to making diet

5:53

changes, you'll also have to take a laxative that will

5:55

help clear out your intestines. The laxative

5:58

is now easier to swallow and you don't

6:00

have to take as much as people in recent

6:02

past had to. Following

6:04

instructions is so important. If you

6:07

do not, you may not be able to have the procedure,

6:09

your doctor may not be able to visualize your colon

6:11

well. Or

6:15

you may have to have an alternate procedure if you don't

6:17

follow instructions. You've

6:19

probably heard that the prep is the hardest part of the procedure.

6:21

So you don't want to have to do it twice.

6:25

What's

6:25

the alternate procedure? I

6:27

don't know. And I don't want to know. Yeah,

6:30

instead of going this end, we have to go that end. All

6:33

right, you you chose violence today.

6:36

These are red camera this time. During

6:38

the procedure, when you arrive, you're

6:40

you're gonna be checked in, you'll ask to change into

6:42

a gown. Most doctors recommend a type of anesthesia

6:45

called conscious sedation that will

6:47

help you relax.

6:49

You may be aware and able to respond

6:52

if your doctor wants you to do something like hold

6:54

your breath. But you should feel no

6:56

pain and the anesthesia should alleviate any anxiety

6:58

related to the procedure. You have to hold your breath. When

7:02

I did it, they put me completely

7:04

out. Yeah, lights out. When my wife did it

7:06

last year, they put her completely out. Well,

7:09

I've seen that with the cataract surgeries where they

7:11

come in there, you know, you throw the new lens in. And sometimes

7:14

they do the the mild one where people

7:16

just don't feel anything. And they'll sit there and talk

7:19

to him the whole time. And, and they don't

7:21

move. And but they'll keep talking. And it's

7:23

the weirdest thing. Will you ever see videos of those

7:25

like brain surgeries? Yeah,

7:29

where they keep you awake.

7:31

I mean, obviously, they, they, you know,

7:34

numb your skull.

7:36

And you know, they're pressing on certain parts

7:39

of your brain. And

7:40

they're having you either say things or

7:42

do things. I

7:45

love whenever they press on the toot part of your brain. Yeah,

7:47

yeah, yeah. Toot. Does

7:49

this do anything to you? That's good.

7:52

We're on the toot part of the brain. I

7:55

can't imagine the mind half knowing

7:57

that your skull is open. I'm just like,

7:59

how do you know? So if you're

8:01

standing still, you know what I mean? Like how do you,

8:05

I saw the one where the lady had to play the violin and I'm like,

8:07

man, her head is open. Open

8:11

like they took a trash can dude. Like

8:13

one of those trash cans you step on. It's

8:15

just open. And like, how do you not,

8:18

how do you resist the

8:19

urge? So you can move your arms. You

8:22

can probably move your neck. Yeah. How do

8:24

you resist her? I mean, obviously you're like, my head's open. I

8:27

should probably be still, but like,

8:29

what kind of sedation are they using to have people be

8:32

chill in that situation? Because if I knew my head was

8:34

open like a, like a simple

8:37

human trash can right now, it was

8:39

just open. Yeah. And I

8:41

was like, Hey man, what's this do?

8:42

What am I doing right now? That would freak me

8:44

out. Of course the mind deaf is

8:47

unimaginable. That would freak

8:49

me out. It's like that scene in

8:52

Hannibal. Yeah. It's exactly what I was

8:54

thinking about. In Hannibal, you ever see that movie where

8:56

he pops Ray Liotta's head open? No,

8:58

I don't think I had that. Hannibal Lecter takes

9:01

Ray Liotta's head, you

9:03

know, cuts it open and is feeding him his

9:05

own brain. Oh, wait, I have, where is

9:07

that a dinner table? He's at a dinner table. Yes.

9:10

Okay. I do remember

9:11

that. It's like that. Yum, yum. The

9:14

colonoscopy will take between 20 and 60 minutes

9:16

once your sedative, your eye on your side, and Dr.

9:18

One's sort of scoped into your no-go hole. That's

9:21

a medical term, by the way.

9:22

Well it was a thin tube and a tiny

9:24

video camera that allows your

9:26

doctor to see inside your rectum and colon to

9:29

look for polyps and other abnormalities.

9:32

And then after, they just pull the tube

9:35

out, wheel

9:37

into recovery, and then go to

9:39

first watch. Mr. Rizzuto-E,

9:42

happy to report we didn't find any polyps, but we

9:44

did find nine matchbox cars. Yeah,

9:47

how about that? Or that's where

9:49

those went.

9:51

Been lodged up there since I was four. They're

9:54

all crazy. All crazy. All nine

9:56

General E's. Nine

10:00

Generales up there, huh? That's all. Not

10:03

much variety. Yeah, it was a big dukes of Azatran.

10:06

The

10:06

boys got themselves in trouble again

10:08

today. Yesterday,

10:11

Rafe was in full tuxedo.

10:14

I was. A little disappointed today, your dress down.

10:16

He's a Canadian tuxedo today. Yeah.

10:19

Oh, yeah, denim on denim. Yeah. Denim on denim.

10:21

Denim on denim, the Canadian tuxedo. So

10:23

still staying sharp, man. So yesterday was Rafe's

10:26

official first day here at the station.

10:29

Um.

10:29

Ta-da-da-da.

10:32

Happy to have you here. Also, happy to not have to

10:34

go downstairs every morning to let you in. Yeah,

10:37

I got a key card. I feel like

10:39

a big boy. Yeah. Trust

10:41

me, I can just come in the building. Do you know I

10:43

can just come in here in the middle of the night? Yeah. Yeah.

10:45

Whenever you want. I was popping in and out all

10:47

night last night. You know, actually, they encourage

10:49

you to just hop on any radio station, by the way, when

10:51

nobody's here and just practice. That's

10:54

what I did. Just do whatever. Yeah.

10:56

Hopefully, nobody turned the arch on last night.

10:58

Well, if you want to hop on the arch and just talk

11:00

up a Janet Jackson song, go ahead. Feel

11:03

free. They encourage it. Yeah, I'm sure that

11:05

would not get me an HR. Maybe, you

11:07

know, roll down ESPN and

11:09

talk some sports, followed by

11:11

a

11:13

quick history on the band Fog Hat on Keishi.

11:17

Love me some Fog Hat, man. Isn't

11:20

Lawrence Band is opening up for Fog Hat, I believe. Yeah.

11:22

I already did. Oh, they already did it? Last weekend.

11:24

Oh. Yeah. Last weekend.

11:27

I was planning on going. Yeah, me too. We were going to go together.

11:30

No, I know she's got a show. I think that was last weekend, right?

11:32

It wasn't in Quincy.

11:33

Wasn't that the show? There's also one down in, I

11:36

thought it was closer to time. Oh,

11:38

I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I know she's got a big

11:40

shindig over at Fast Eddies. Yeah.

11:44

Like a Keishi goodbye party on Friday,

11:46

which I think I'm going to stop by. Figure

11:49

I show my support. I haven't been to Fast Eddies in a long

11:51

time. Yeah. The big Elwood, dude.

11:53

I'm all in on that. Like, I haven't been there

11:55

a long time. That place is so fun. We haven't

11:57

been over there in years. Yeah,

12:00

that was the place to go, you know, when I moved here.

12:03

You got to go to Fast Eddies. And I went, you know,

12:05

it took four days to get there. Yeah,

12:08

there was a time we were doing- Cool joint though. Yeah, real

12:10

cool. And a broadcast from over there, and

12:13

I won't say the name, but a famous

12:15

local rich person that has a helicopter

12:18

who's been known to get in trouble with his helicopter, he

12:20

landed across the street, had this beautiful

12:23

lady with him. They went in there for probably about an hour

12:25

or so,

12:26

and then they walked back across, you know, leaving the bar. Hopped

12:28

back into helicopter and- Well, because I know who

12:30

you're talking about. That particular gentleman loves

12:32

the cheap peeling-y shrimp. I guess

12:35

so, man. It

12:36

was just amazing to think- Is it Ryan with doggy tush?

12:39

Yeah, it was just amazing to think he's a

12:41

slam and bruise in air, then he goes over

12:43

the street. And then he hops in his- He's

12:45

fly away. Hops in his chopper. Yeah, but

12:47

it was cool to see it land on a field, and then, I

12:50

mean, how- what a great move that is. I mean,

12:52

is that a place you're supposed to land a helicopter, or are you

12:54

just- I think you can. Hey. It's

12:57

him, man. There's not no rules. Yeah.

12:59

Well, he's the one, and I know what we're

13:01

talking about, he's the one, was it a couple

13:04

years ago,

13:05

that he just landed his helicopter in

13:07

the parking lot of a strip mall? Yeah,

13:10

something like that. And walked away? Mm-hmm.

13:13

There's all kinds of stuff about that, that there

13:15

were animals- That particular family. On board. It's

13:18

so good. Yeah.

13:20

Well, there's that specific incident.

13:22

And you know what I'm talking about, right?

13:23

Oh, yeah. Look it up, people. I

13:25

know what you're talking about. I-

13:30

one of my long time bar patrons,

13:33

when I used to tend bar at Lori's

13:35

place in Edwardsville, was his personal

13:37

pilot.

13:39

So he would- he

13:42

flew them everywhere, and he's like, man, I could

13:45

tell you some stories. He's like, hey,

13:47

hey, party. I bet, man.

13:50

He's like, I just, you know, he's like, I gotta fly him down to Florida

13:52

today.

13:53

Just on the lark, you know, want to go hang

13:55

out in the Keys or something. On

13:58

call, personal pilot.

14:00

Like was a commercial pilot forever and

14:02

then got hired by the

14:04

family Fly their Learjet.

14:07

Yeah, I've I've a dear dear friend up the street.

14:09

Who's a who's a private pilot

14:12

He works for a company, you know where rich

14:14

people go rent out, you know the jet for a week

14:16

or whatever So he'll fly to wherever and

14:19

then his job is literally just to sit there and

14:21

wait for them to say I'm ready to go back So

14:24

he'll be gone for 14 days. He's like 14 days

14:27

on seven days off 14 days

14:29

I think that's a schedule. I need to learn to fly.

14:31

That's a great game and you know, he'll he'll

14:33

he'll fly to spirit and

14:38

Go ever it's usually

14:40

corporate gigs.

14:41

Yeah fly wherever

14:43

and his job is to sit there They

14:46

only get him a nice hotel. I'll sit in the hotel

14:49

and wait for them to say ready to go Must

14:51

be nice must be a

14:54

couple of medical people

14:56

Check it in. I'm a medical coder. This is

14:58

from Sherry I see aborted colonoscopy

15:01

procedures all the time because

15:03

people don't prep right really

15:05

Fun fact insurance will only pay for one

15:07

screening So you will have to pay

15:10

for that second one if you don't prep right That's

15:13

a bummer because I know a lot of old folks You

15:16

know, they do silly things and they get confused

15:18

and yap tough noogies

15:21

Yeah, Amy says during brain

15:23

surgery your head is restrained in a device

15:25

that holds your head in place with

15:27

pen So even if you are awake, you couldn't move

15:29

if you wanted to so they literally put your head in

15:32

a vice good Then they tell you do not

15:34

sneeze

15:35

Put your head they put your head in a vice Yeah,

15:38

what if you can't move man? I'm sure it

15:40

just pops out a little bit and comes right back in

15:43

Yeah, your brain comes out comes out of the skull

15:45

a little bit and then and then back in so

15:47

yesterday for your for your first Day, right? If you

15:49

get key card, I don't know baby

15:52

got your key to the office today Yep,

15:54

was waiting for me when I got here key to the office

15:57

You had to go through the city Yes,

16:00

of course. You had to go through

16:03

what, sexual harassment training? Yeah,

16:05

the hindsight of wearing a tuxedo on your first

16:07

day is I didn't plan for onboarding

16:10

after the show, so I

16:12

had to watch very old,

16:15

still

16:17

useful, informatic

16:20

sexual harassment video. Did it get you a little excited though?

16:24

Did they roll in

16:26

the AV cart like they do

16:29

when

16:29

you're in sixth grade? I wish. The

16:32

AV cart with the TV on top, the

16:34

VC underneath, and it's usually strapped.

16:37

Yeah,

16:37

that was the best day. Kids will never

16:39

know. Kids today, kids today, will

16:42

never know the joy of hearing that squeaky wheel

16:44

of the AV cart coming down the hallway.

16:46

Did your guys' AV cart have

16:49

a toe strap? Yeah, holding the TV

16:51

down. Yeah, holding the

16:53

TV down.

16:57

Yeah, that sound

16:59

of the squeaky AV cart

17:01

rolling down the hallway and you go, what classroom is

17:03

that going into? Oh, yes. Yeah,

17:05

dude. There was a time they

17:07

didn't because my

17:11

janitor, do you remember this

17:13

clearest day? It's like an

17:15

old retired marine, and then we

17:17

gathered everyone in the lunchroom to watch The Challenger.

17:19

Oh, we did as well.

17:21

And I was in third grade. Challenger exploded.

17:25

Teachers froze, panicked. They started showing

17:27

replays the whole ... because there was a teacher

17:29

going up. The whole school

17:31

was like in the ... Christa McAuliffe. And

17:35

why he did this, I don't know, but he

17:37

must have sprung in. He almost had a flashback or something

17:39

sprung into action, dude. And he's just

17:41

like ...

17:43

Kept replaying the explosion and he

17:46

just took his ... he just ran and he

17:48

just jousted the TV. Oh, what?

17:50

And shut it off the cart. Oh, no. Oh, he didn't shut

17:52

it off. He knocked it off the cart. Oh, he knocked it off the cart.

17:54

These kids don't need to say this. It

17:57

sprung into action, dude. The teacher's frozen.

17:59

Teachers did not think, teachers didn't know what to do. And

18:03

then the janitor just like, dude,

18:06

he just went back to like,

18:08

Da Nang in 69 or whatever.

18:10

And he just like. Yeah, what year was it? Was that 86? He

18:13

took action. He took a feat

18:15

took decisive action. He

18:18

saved us from watching that. Yeah, he played

18:20

over. And I mean, it was a little traumatic to have a TV

18:22

explode on the cafeteria

18:24

floor. After watching a space shuttle

18:27

explode. Yeah, but he would just did. He

18:29

just went full bayonet like, yeah,

18:31

he just went. Got it with the mop, knocked

18:33

it off. I don't know if he's trying to turn it off or what,

18:35

but it was like. Yeah,

18:37

you

18:38

know what? Hats off to him. That's an American

18:40

hero. 1986, so I would have

18:42

been eight years old. Yeah, I was

18:44

eight years old. So what is that third grade?

18:48

Second, third grade. I remember

18:50

vividly watching.

18:53

I remember them having the TV on

18:55

the AV cart, and we all watched.

18:57

But I don't remember. I

18:59

was in first grade. I don't remember what the aftermath

19:01

was. I

19:04

don't remember if we got sent home.

19:07

I don't think we did. That

19:09

was like not a generational thing for us. I

19:12

think we got sent and went back to class.

19:15

Well, now they have trauma counselors

19:17

and. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is a lot of support

19:19

pets for kids to.

19:21

Yeah, you want to pet a bunny? All right. Because

19:23

back then, they would have said, you know,

19:25

that was really sad would happen. Those are heroes.

19:28

All right, let's go to the math, and let's go learn

19:30

some stuff. I think that is kind of what happened.

19:33

Yeah, I mean, hats

19:37

off to you. Mr.

19:40

Mackie, wherever you are. He

19:42

took action. He took action. These kids will not be

19:45

seeing this today. Good

19:47

on him too, man. He went off. Yeah,

19:50

I think it was. I think it was.

19:52

Just why you got to respect everybody in the building,

19:54

dude. Everyone has a different skill set.

19:56

Yeah, I think it was probably. All right. Lunch,

19:59

guys. to lunch. Yeah,

20:01

well that's kind of there kind of moving on. We

20:04

were in our cafeteria that had like the pull down table

20:06

on came out of the wall. Yeah, Mr.

20:08

Mr. Mackey was a hero that day that was

20:10

saw some stuff probably back in the day and wanted

20:13

to spare the kids. He doesn't provide tattoo on

20:15

his forearm. Oh, did he? Oh, yeah.

20:18

He was cool guy, man. Did he? Yeah.

20:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you did the sexual

20:22

harassment training. I did. I did in

20:25

full tux. Took a tour talks

20:27

didn't realize I was gonna get a tour of the

20:29

entire facility. Mm hmm. So

20:32

out of context,

20:33

uh, I'm just walking. I went

20:35

and saw the gym full. Oh,

20:37

you want to cross the street? Oh, yeah, we did the whole

20:39

thing. I've never showed you the gym.

20:42

They showed me every they took me wearing coattails.

20:44

I mean, she might have done that for her own amusement. She's

20:46

like, this guy's gonna talk. Okay, because I never did that

20:48

for us. I just I just recently found

20:50

out we had a gym maybe within the past six months.

20:54

I had no idea. There's one over there. You

20:56

want to work out parking lot? Yep. There's

20:58

people working out. Uh,

21:01

Josh and I took the tour together. We found

21:05

out two guys can fit in one shower. Good

21:08

to know. Nice, nice facility.

21:10

I got a tour of the building. I did,

21:13

uh, sexual harassment

21:16

training. We did cyber security

21:19

training, security, science and paperwork.

21:22

Yeah, the thing once you get onto the company email,

21:25

do they give you the email address and everything? Not yet. Okay,

21:28

so you'll figure, um, you

21:30

know, that should be done probably by the end of the week. Uh,

21:33

man, they'll send out those those phishing emails.

21:36

Like they test you. Like

21:39

they throw out fake emails to see if you'll click

21:41

on attachments and stuff like that. Oh, really?

21:44

Oh, yeah. And I was gonna have to run the. Oh,

21:46

yeah. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. You know,

21:48

tricky. You'll never trick him out.

21:51

Listen, every company's every company.

21:53

And if you're going

21:54

to your drive right now and you work in

21:57

a big office

21:58

and you're hooked up to the company network.

21:59

work. The

22:02

cyber hacking and the cybersecurity stuff

22:04

is pretty damn serious. Yeah.

22:07

You know, some nefarious person could

22:09

take down the whole operation. Well, I currently

22:11

have 116,768 unopened emails. You

22:16

better figure that out. Test me.

22:18

Yesterday, I barely opened the emails I'm supposed

22:20

to open. How many do you have? Damn,

22:26

dude, man. Yeah, mine used to look like that.

22:29

And these guys

22:31

railed me until they made me clean

22:33

up everything. Clean up your inbox. And

22:36

I clean mine. And so it feels good to zero

22:39

and see only 10,000 now. I

22:41

have zero. So I'm glad I cleaned it. It feels so much

22:44

nicer. So you signed up for. I

22:46

don't know, man.

22:46

I just get a lot of it's out of control.

22:49

Get a lot of stuff I don't care about. And Gmail

22:51

sorts important

22:53

from unimportant. So I just look at important

22:56

and. There

22:58

was it. There was there must have been a moment

23:01

where it just got out of control. I cleaned

23:03

it once. It's just it stacks up so fast.

23:06

It's like I don't want

23:08

to clean it weekly. Do

23:10

you have your notifications for Facebook and Twitter

23:13

and Instagram and everything turned off? Yeah, I don't

23:15

get any of that stuff. You need to start unsubscribing

23:18

unsubscribe. I think I've

23:20

got to I think that's it.

23:21

I want to talk about this. This

23:24

only fans. This only fans woman. I

23:26

just I thought I'm listening. I don't subscribe

23:29

to any OnlyFans page. I've never actually

23:31

been to OnlyFans.com. I couldn't even tell you

23:33

what the home page looks like.

23:35

Sure. But the fact that people are making

23:38

money on this is just just

23:40

fascinating to me. It's

23:43

fascinating because what did OnlyFans

23:46

start as?

23:47

I mean, it started as

23:49

not what it is now or not. Well,

23:53

not what. They're

23:55

using it for now. So what did OK, so

23:57

the person who started OnlyFans were people. Okay,

24:01

what was it started for? Porn

24:06

I believe yeah, really I thought it was kind

24:09

of I thought you're asking I thought you knew

24:11

no I don't I believe only fans

24:13

started as a direct-to-consumer

24:16

pornography site I thought it was kind

24:18

of based on the celebrity thing

24:20

where you can pay money to say birthdays

24:22

and all the stuff and you get Direct access to your celebrity

24:25

you like I think that was maybe the intent

24:28

It

24:31

was basically non It

24:33

was a place to not be non censored

24:36

material Alright, so his only

24:38

fans was launched in November 2016 as

24:40

a platform for performers to provide clips and photos

24:42

to followers for monthly subscription fee Tim

24:45

Stokely founded the company alongside his older

24:47

brother Thomas with

24:49

a 10,000 pound.

24:51

I

24:52

don't know what that is an American dollars 10,000 pound

24:56

loan from his father

24:57

Who told him?

24:59

Tim this is gonna be the last

25:01

one His

25:04

brother came became the chief operating officer

25:06

and his father's head of finance for only

25:08

fans

25:10

Now it's worth what makes about 900

25:13

million dollars.

25:14

Holy moly. Jeez. I'm not sure

25:16

what it's worth now, but

25:19

Yeah, now I mean now it is

25:22

Mainly used by

25:24

pornographic creators For

25:27

the most part most part. Yep. Well,

25:29

they do people using it in creative inventive

25:31

ways There is this only

25:33

fans star they'll call her

25:36

She has revealed she wants to have sex with

25:39

every With

25:41

the fan in every single US

25:43

state

25:44

so she is Take

25:47

it a tour

25:48

and she wants to lay one guy in every

25:50

state.

25:51

That's 600 fellas. That's no

25:54

Nope and she says

25:56

she does not care about looks and

25:59

this is a nice-looking woman. Stella

26:02

Barry is her name. She's from Los Angeles.

26:05

She has sex quote every

26:07

single day and has created a career out

26:09

of it by joining OnlyFans where

26:11

she is now in the top 0.01% of

26:13

creators. So she's 24 years old,

26:18

she's single, she

26:20

takes home more than $200,000 a

26:23

month. Yeah, put her picture up there again. Yeah. Let's

26:26

see if I can get it there. Yeah,

26:29

there she is. It's a nice-looking woman, right? Yeah. Rave

26:34

thoughts, nice, right? Yeah, she's cute.

26:36

Very cute. She makes $200,000 a month. She's racked up more

26:39

than 600,000 followers on TikTok. She showcases

26:44

her life as a busy sex worker.

26:47

She says she's super thankful to her fans

26:49

and now wants to pay the back by doing a sex tour

26:51

of the US and sleeping with a fan at

26:53

every state.

26:54

So she was on a podcast and

26:57

she says they are a, her fans

26:59

are a huge source of inspiration.

27:02

There are a lot of them way crazier than I am

27:04

and they teach me so much about sex and

27:06

they give me so many new ideas of things

27:09

I want to try out so I'm super thankful for

27:11

the fans. Hmm.

27:13

And she says I would probably love to sleep

27:15

with a lot of them. Wow. So

27:19

I did a little deep dive. I

27:22

didn't even have to go that deep for this headline I found

27:24

about this woman. Oh no. Because

27:27

you want to talk about wild?

27:28

Now do you guys have anybody in your lives that you

27:31

you think that would be oh my god I gotta where

27:34

do I sign up?

27:36

I know yeah one guy. For

27:39

sure. I just,

27:41

you get out of here. I already

27:44

texted Tina while you're on the phone. I go hey

27:46

I'll pass. Yeah. This girl's coming to the show-me-state.

27:50

Now listen I don't know how she's vetting

27:53

her you know. That's what I'm curious about.

27:55

Her suitors. I know several

27:58

people and I'll joke. aside

28:00

that would be a hundred percent. Do you have

28:02

a friend that you know for fact like

28:04

frequent hookers? Yeah.

28:08

Unashamedly?

28:09

Yeah. I know a couple I

28:11

mean comedians are a weird group I

28:14

know of quite a few comics that are like you

28:17

know pro sex work

28:20

pro I mean there's

28:22

a couple guys

28:24

that just like they're all over Onlyfans

28:27

they won they they're in it

28:29

they got 25 different subscriptions you

28:32

know. Well and now with with Tinder

28:35

especially for somebody who travels you know

28:38

for a living sales or showbiz

28:40

yeah you know commerce are going from from city

28:43

to city you know different place usually every

28:45

weekend you know it's lonely on the road I

28:47

understand it's easier now then

28:49

you know then back in the day we have to you

28:51

know go down to the hotel lobby bar

28:53

and

28:55

put out the vibe. Exactly. But

28:58

now you just you know you pull up Tinder and now

29:01

see what's around you see who's willing to hook up.

29:04

So wild. I guess that's you know that's a

29:06

lot easier than going to you know

29:10

a newspaper like the RFT and looking at the back

29:12

pages.

29:14

Yeah. Seeing what's around. Yeah

29:17

they don't even have someone

29:19

told me they don't do they not

29:21

have it anymore Craigslist or

29:24

well they took the personals

29:26

down. Yeah. Yeah. Because

29:29

of this the sex work stuff. And back pages went

29:31

away.

29:32

Back pages.com went away. I thought I haven't

29:34

picked up an RFT in a while. When I read the RFT

29:36

I do it online but

29:38

back you know the last couple pages the RFT

29:42

after the concert calendars would

29:45

be ads for

29:47

yeah. That's what astrological

29:50

signs. Yeah. It's really good stuff. So

29:52

I did I did a little dive on this woman Stella

29:54

Barry and you want to talk about wild

29:57

headline about this woman. I got you.

30:00

strep five times from licking own

30:02

poop

30:03

in only video fans. Oh, I'm sorry. Only

30:05

fan videos.

30:07

Okay. My interest just went down.

30:09

Wait, what? That's, I

30:12

got strep five times from licking

30:14

own poop and only fans vids quote,

30:18

you know, I don't have any boundaries.

30:21

It's crazy, but I don't have any.

30:23

I've gotten strep five times from licking my

30:25

own.

30:27

Mm hmm. Off of people.

30:30

I'm telling you, I have no boundaries.

30:32

Does that change things for you? Wait,

30:35

she said off of people.

30:37

Yeah. She's into doing that.

30:42

Ladies and gentlemen,

30:45

I'm out starting lineup for the Cleveland

30:47

steamers. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm out.

30:50

And look at this woman and you go, what, what

30:52

happened? What went wrong?

30:55

I mean, I'm trying not to yuck other people's yum,

30:57

but my God, I don't

31:00

know. It's five times as long. Five

31:02

times gotten strep. That's a lot of times. And

31:04

it's almost that level six times would be enough.

31:07

We're just like, that's too many. Do you still have her picture

31:09

available? Yes. Now

31:11

I want you to

31:13

look at her face. Here's a good

31:15

face. Look at her. Oops.

31:21

She got strep five times from doing that. Yeah.

31:26

So those aren't freckles on her face. I mean,

31:29

only fans is a weird landscape because

31:31

it does create, uh,

31:38

the shortest path to

31:42

financial. Like

31:44

if you're willing

31:47

to, to set your morals to the side,

31:50

there's money to be made on only fans. Oh yeah. I guess

31:52

she's in the 0.01% of creators.

31:54

Now she doesn't do, believe it. She doesn't

31:56

do that anymore.

31:59

That particular. Oh, okay. So she's out

32:01

on that at least on Onlyfans because

32:03

they don't allow they don't allow messy things. She says

32:06

I'm trying Onlyfans is trying to pivot

32:09

to be a streaming service and I'm curious how they're

32:11

gonna I know Whitney Cummings is doing something

32:13

as she's doing the rose to Burke Chrysler. She did

32:15

she already did it Yeah, only fans. Yeah, and there's

32:18

other

32:19

They were looking for comedy specials for a while because

32:21

I was talking to them about my special And

32:24

I couldn't figure out I think it's one of those risky

32:26

platforms we're like you could be the first

32:28

comic to get on there and if it

32:31

makes the switch and

32:32

People are interested. You could be the Tom Segura

32:35

of Onlyfans. Yeah, Netflix kind of made

32:37

his career Go to the next

32:39

level or it gets buried amongst

32:43

Strep yeah, strep poop, you

32:46

know like so you

32:48

It's a weird landscape man. Yeah, and I

32:51

just don't know how to reach times off and I'm also like 900

32:53

million dollars I'm willing to bet eight hundred

32:56

and eighty million of that is from

32:59

some sort of sex Content.

33:03

Yeah, so to pivot to a streaming

33:05

platform where you're going to like

33:07

they want to make shows and movies and

33:10

You know content I Don't

33:14

know. I don't know. I don't know how that's gonna work.

33:16

I like her her handle name on Instagram.

33:18

No, it's Anna one

33:21

princess Yeah, I

33:24

don't think there's anything else there. Yeah, there's

33:27

no codes there Anna one princess

33:29

a and a And it looks like an L

33:35

Okay, yeah and there's another head says

33:37

Stella Barry is disgusting. Yep Yeah,

33:41

well she wants to possibly

33:43

have sex with you Way

33:45

to go gentlemen out there and in

33:48

Missouri You

33:50

could be her you could be her one Missouri person

33:53

the only good side that is she's not

33:55

expecting a nice restaurant She doesn't care what she eats.

33:57

I guess I guess not. Here's another

33:59

one. Tell you what

33:59

Fellas,

34:01

aren't you, whoever's interested,

34:04

plead your case and maybe

34:07

we'll lobby for you. Yeah, I'd like to know.

34:09

I'd like to know. Get on Twitter,

34:11

Instagram, whatever, tag

34:14

me in it. I

34:16

wanna see who's on board.

34:18

Don't be ashamed of who you are

34:20

and maybe we'll

34:22

sift through. I'll sift through. I'll

34:25

make this a personal thing. I'll go

34:27

through all of your responses and I'll decide

34:29

who. Who's worthy? Who's worthy.

34:32

I think maybe we should give this woman a couple options.

34:34

Me too. Like maybe let's reach out to her

34:36

and let's have it be a racial listener.

34:39

I agree. If somebody's gonna do

34:41

it, if someone's gonna reap the benefits in the

34:43

show me state, I think it should be a Riz Show member.

34:46

So this

34:47

is it. A Riz Show member or listener

34:50

because we'll put you out there. I tell you

34:52

what, member, you get a member bump

34:54

for sure, I say.

34:56

We're making the rules right now boys in real time.

34:59

I just got an email that says it's from

35:01

Not Rafe. Let's see here. Yeah,

35:03

that's pretty cool. He's excited. Not Rafe

35:06

just went through HR.com.

35:10

It's in my 116,000 unopened emails. I

35:14

say tweet at me or whatever,

35:16

whatever. I prefer any

35:18

way you wanna communicate

35:20

with the show. But we wanna hear from you. I wanna

35:22

hear from you. I don't know if they do, but I do. I

35:25

wanna hear your case. Who

35:27

wants to be the Missouri man? Yeah,

35:29

the Missouri man. Because think

35:32

about this, you're representing the entire state to

35:34

her. What? This

35:37

is the show me state. What are you gonna show her? Look

35:40

at what she's done. She has strep five

35:42

times, dude. She's done everything. Five

35:44

times. She's pulling down strep.

35:47

First four times she was like, fluke.

35:50

Fifth time she was like, okay, there's something

35:52

here. Yeah. What

35:55

are you gonna, what

35:57

is the Missouri man bringing to the table? Because

35:59

like, you know. No, she won't admit this, but

36:01

she's ranking the states. In

36:04

her head, she's going,

36:06

Hawaii, Alaska, lower 48. Maybe

36:10

she's going Puerto Rico, I don't know. That's

36:13

a borderline question. They're

36:15

US territory, maybe the US Virgin

36:18

Islands. I don't know. And she's

36:20

probably moving, she's out in California,

36:22

west to east. So we don't want her going to Illinois,

36:24

gosh.

36:26

You better be better than Missouri. I

36:29

was disappointed. So

36:32

who is the Missouri man who

36:35

could take on this task, represent

36:38

our state, more importantly, our city?

36:41

You don't want some Kansas City guy? No,

36:43

no, no, we want this opportunity. And

36:45

don't you feel kind of bad for the Maine guy?

36:48

Because if she ends up in Maine, it's the very

36:50

last one. His

36:52

risk just got significantly higher.

36:55

Well, yeah. She could go north to

36:57

south. We

36:59

don't know. We don't know. She could go north to south, huh?

37:02

If she starts in Florida, we're all caught

37:04

this woman. If she starts in Florida, everybody starts. She

37:07

goes south to north, we know. Let us know.

37:09

Let us know if you're a- Who is this mystery

37:12

man?

37:12

Everybody knows that

37:15

if you go to the

37:17

casino, do you like going to play

37:19

cards or go to the casino and play? I like the

37:21

casino. I think we've talked about, I get a little

37:24

bit of gambler's remorse.

37:26

Have you ever gone to a slot machine and

37:28

you can't walk away because it's hot?

37:30

Hot slot machine? No, I'm not a slot

37:32

guy. Neither am I. I

37:36

don't like a machine telling me what I want. But I'll

37:38

see. I'll go to a casino and I'll see people

37:40

sitting at the same slot machine. Maybe

37:42

they're all night. Sleep.

37:44

My favorite. I've seen people sleeping at the slot machine.

37:46

Just like. I didn't

37:49

know this was a thing. If

37:51

you have a hot machine, there

37:55

are people that wear diapers. Because

37:59

there's a video. There's a

38:01

video making the rounds of a

38:03

woman sitting, and she looks like a, she

38:08

doesn't look like an old woman, who

38:12

you would tip, you know, a lot of older people play the slot machines.

38:15

You know, if you go walk through a casino, it's usually,

38:18

you know, 70s, 80s, you know, oxygen

38:21

tanks next to them in the chair,

38:24

and they'll be sitting on the same

38:26

slot machine for hours. This is a fairly

38:29

younger woman, and you see underneath the

38:31

chair, she had

38:34

gone number one, because

38:36

she wouldn't get up,

38:37

and you could see

38:40

what's going on. I'm

38:42

gonna ask any people that work at

38:44

casinos, you know, in the area, is this something

38:47

that happens a lot?

38:48

Well, now that I know this, because there's a trick or

38:50

a joke I used to do whenever we would go to

38:53

Vegas or something like that, and you see,

38:55

we'd sit there and talk for a while, and you'd

38:58

see this person just obsessed with one machine,

39:00

and then they'd get up, and I would run

39:02

over immediately and sit down, and

39:05

that's my machine, and you get really mad, and

39:07

they get really weird, and it was fun. What happens

39:09

when you get up to grab something, eat or use the

39:11

bathroom, somebody like King Scott is gonna swoop

39:13

in, and they're the ones that are

39:15

gonna hit the jackpot. Slot vultures, is

39:17

that a thing? You can't rest that, so the

39:20

pros know that's why you'd diaper

39:22

up before hitting the casino. You'd

39:25

diaper up.

39:27

Just get a partner. Amateurs

39:30

figure this valuable lesson out the hard way, no

39:32

matter what, you never leave your seat, not

39:34

even for a quick trip to the bathroom. Other

39:36

casino people cannot be trusted. They're

39:39

like vultures waiting for you to slip up and

39:41

take that bathroom break. That's why you

39:44

just let fly while you're guarding your slot

39:46

machine,

39:48

and you ride that hot streak until the tides

39:50

turn, you sit there until you run

39:52

out of money. The

39:56

delicate science, and as the

39:58

woman I saw in the video, she

40:01

was caught going number one on the floor demonstrates

40:03

you'd much rather be the lady that went

40:06

number one on the floor than the one who got up from her seat

40:08

and had somebody else hit big on her on

40:10

her machine I don't

40:12

know man I

40:15

guess I don't know if this is an isolated

40:17

incident I'm just so curious I'm people

40:20

who are hot for the slots are real hot

40:22

if you're hot for the slot you're

40:25

willing to go all the way my grandma

40:27

loves the slots dude I don't know if she diaper loves them

40:29

but she loves them

40:31

I'm gonna say hardcore casino people are just a different

40:34

breed of person

40:35

interesting a different breed

40:38

of human they are mm-hmm

40:40

and is this something that happens all the time and

40:42

is diapering up a real thing the

40:45

hardcore folks that play the slots

40:47

will not think twice about sitting down for a couple

40:50

hours without any trips to the bathroom

40:52

I think that's why they do they

40:54

still that's usually the only smoking

40:56

section of a casino still it's like those

40:58

are little slots smoking room and that's probably

41:00

why because

41:02

people won't leave to go take a smoke break yep so

41:04

starting to have to provide them with

41:06

a room where they could just sit

41:08

in their own carcinogens and

41:11

pee and

41:12

pee and smoke and it's a wild

41:14

west that's why it smells so wonderful ever

41:17

since used to work security casinos this happens

41:19

way more than you realize Wow huh

41:22

we had a dude shake the turds out of his leg

41:24

of his right

41:26

back to playing ACDC

41:30

shake a leg was playing in the background man

41:33

that's

41:34

wild Scott

41:37

says casino employee here it happens way more

41:39

than you think

41:40

Wow if we see it or smell it they're kicked

41:42

out for the day come back tomorrow

41:44

man Wow man

41:51

that's crazy crazy

41:55

that people would do that absolutely that's absolutely

41:57

nuts to me I was talking to an an

42:00

Apple store employee. Okay.

42:03

And he said,

42:04

they have to clean up human waste

42:07

more often than you think. At

42:10

an Apple store? Yeah, because some of the older

42:12

folks who don't have control of their

42:14

colons anymore,

42:16

they come in for lessons.

42:19

Like they do those computer classes. Oh,

42:22

okay. And he said, you wouldn't imagine, you can

42:24

imagine,

42:27

how much of that stuff we have to do

42:30

more often than you think.

42:34

Why an Apple store though? Because

42:36

older folks go in there for lessons on

42:39

how to use a computer. And

42:42

it'll be, you know, during off

42:44

peak hours, you know, at

42:46

the West County Mall.

42:48

And it's usually, you know, older people

42:50

who again, don't have as

42:53

good of control as they once did with

42:56

their movements.

42:59

Yeah, I worked at a gas station one time in a, lady

43:03

came up to the, what

43:05

would you guys do? Lady come up to the counter.

43:07

I'm a cashier making probably minimum wage

43:09

at a gas station. She

43:12

goes, hey,

43:13

just wanted to let you know, got

43:15

my mom out of the nursing home for the day. Didn't

43:18

know she got a stool softener. She

43:22

made a little mess in your bathroom. I'm just

43:25

wanted to let you guys know. And

43:28

I was like, okay. And

43:30

then she left. And then I went into the

43:32

bathroom and it looked

43:34

like a Jackson Pollock painting. Oh no. It

43:37

was ceiling, walls,

43:39

ceiling. Everywhere.

43:42

Everywhere. And I'm like, yes,

43:45

it's cool that you made me aware of it,

43:49

but you didn't offer, I thought you should have offered.

43:51

To help? To help. Absolutely.

43:55

Yeah. Or was that is the fact that she informed

43:57

me her civic. in

44:00

that situation. So this was

44:02

at a gas station, you said? It was at a gas station. At a

44:04

gas station. No. You were employed?

44:06

Where I was employed, yes. Okay. She

44:09

did come and she copped to it. She could have just left it.

44:11

I look at it like that, and she's like, hey, I just

44:13

want to let you know. We

44:15

got my mom out for the day from the nursing home.

44:17

And this was a woman and- They noticed they gave her

44:19

a stool softener, and she- I

44:21

guess two. She made a little mess is the part

44:24

I didn't like. Okay. Because that

44:26

was not- It was not a little mess. Yeah, I think- You're

44:28

drastically under-planned. She made an example out of

44:30

me is what she did. Yeah, for this lady though, I feel

44:32

since she is

44:34

caring for this older person who's now

44:36

completely embarrassed, I bet all

44:38

she's trying to do is get her back to the

44:41

nursing home so her mom stays peaceful and calm. Possibly.

44:44

And yeah. I would for

44:46

sure, if she's not going to clean it up or

44:49

help you clean it up, throw you a little money.

44:52

I would for sure that would be the play.

44:54

I hadn't considered a tip. If you're not going

44:57

to help you clean that up,

44:59

she's got to toss you a couple bucks because this

45:01

is you going above and beyond. Yeah,

45:04

man.

45:05

Man. I've never

45:07

had to clean up

45:09

human waste, except for obviously,

45:12

the couple times I changed a diaper with

45:15

the kids, but that's different.

45:17

Very different. Another

45:19

person's waste. I've never

45:22

had to. I've never

45:24

had to do that. Yeah, I was

45:26

a janitor for a while, so. So you've had to

45:28

do it. And obviously, Ray, if you've

45:32

had it, I would've quit. So. Man,

45:35

I thought about it. How did you? I

45:37

went out and smoked cigarettes at the time and

45:39

I took a long smoke break, dude, and I just sat

45:41

on a Prairie Farms milk crate behind the gas station

45:44

and was like, is this who you are?

45:46

Not only is this who you are, but am I getting paid

45:48

enough? Yeah, you just have a reflective moment

45:50

of like, how do you clean it off? I

45:53

mean, we had to shut the whole operation.

45:56

We had to call someone in, shut the whole operation

45:58

down. OK. Oh, I'm sure. there's

46:00

procedure. I just put I taped

46:02

it off and was like, Hey, you got

46:03

this is something that can't be done like

46:06

a little bit at a time. We got a, it was that

46:08

bad. Oh man. It was to

46:11

the point that I'm like, how,

46:13

how did he get on the ceiling on the

46:15

ceiling? Cause then it felt like maybe she had dementia

46:18

or something. Who knows? Like maybe she was

46:20

everywhere. Throwing, throwing, it

46:23

was bad, man. It was

46:26

bad.

46:26

Sorry for people driving that. I thought she's

46:29

about to sit down and you know, and that hyper something

46:31

to spread out. Yeah, that's

46:33

a that's different. It was everywhere. Did you have

46:35

to call a manager? I'd say, Hey, yeah, to

46:37

come. Yeah. I call my manager was like, what's

46:40

so what's

46:41

the move? And she's

46:43

like, well, when shut

46:46

it down, I'll see if someone's talking come in early.

46:48

We're gonna close. We're actually closing the gas

46:51

down. You had almost, I mean, you almost had to close

46:53

for like an hour and just

46:55

yeah. Thank God. I've never had a job where I've

46:57

had to do that or even in my own life, aside

47:00

from, from children. Uh,

47:03

never had to do that.

47:04

So I'd like to keep that streak going. We

47:09

got a contender. Boys, you want to hear what he has to say?

47:11

And this is somebody who wants to get with

47:14

the only fans woman who's sleeping her way across

47:16

the country. Only fans. Super bow 2001. Campaigning

47:21

for Illinois. I could pick up this princess

47:23

in my Miata and take her to the family barn

47:25

where the whole family was conceived. I

47:29

like it. It would be very special for her. She

47:32

would take my virginity and grandma would

47:34

make her famous hamburger stew. Ah,

47:38

that's wholesome and scary

47:40

and good for strip. Oh, I'm

47:42

just reading some of these horror stories by the way. And I don't

47:44

think I'm gonna read these on there. Yeah. Somebody worked at the

47:47

tan co.

47:49

That'll get you. Uh,

47:51

oh, public libraries

47:53

are horrible place where it comes to when

47:55

it comes to people making messes. Oh, okay.

48:00

So this person is a contender, huh? Let's

48:02

put them to the side. Super bow,

48:04

Amy pitched. It's a good pitch. That's

48:06

a good pitch. Someone just said, if you want

48:09

Missouri in the top five, I'm your guy. You got to sell

48:11

me on it, man. Why are you my guy? And

48:13

let's throw in. Let's throw in. Raising confidence is enough. Let's

48:15

throw in the Metro East, too. I'm throwing in Metro

48:17

East. Mr. Hoss at rough thoughts. Just

48:20

the name gets him in contention. Says,

48:23

you're trying to get Metro East

48:25

guy in. Let's

48:28

talk about it. You got to compete with Chicago, by the way.

48:31

So you really got to have

48:33

a good pitch. He's a really cool cat in Chicago.

48:36

You guys are competing against him.

48:38

You got to really pitch as well for you to

48:42

stand out with people up in Chicago. Yep.

48:46

A lot of studly dudes up there. Yeah, I mean, Ferris

48:48

Bueller's from there. All right, I want your opinion

48:50

on this, because a guy took to Reddit and

48:52

speaking of being clean. So

48:54

he posted on the MI the A-hole section

48:57

of Reddit.

48:58

An anonymous husband, he basically

49:00

shared his discomfort with sharing a bed

49:02

with his wife, who apparently refuses to shower

49:05

after coming home from work. So

49:08

she comes home from work. She wants to hop

49:10

in bed. He's like, no.

49:13

Now, he's like, hey, I'm proud

49:15

of my wife with what she does for a living.

49:18

But he finds himself too grossed out

49:20

to be in bed with her and opts

49:23

to sleep on the sofa instead.

49:25

Can you guess what the wife does

49:27

for a living?

49:29

I hope it's not the same business as Stella or

49:32

Bella. What her name is. Let's

49:35

see here. I'm going to say she's a nurse.

49:38

She's a nurse. That's disgusting. She is? What

49:41

do you say? His guess. That's his guess.

49:43

I want to say it's going to be something sex

49:46

work adjacent, because

49:47

that seems like something a guy would get

49:49

hung up on. Maybe an exotic

49:51

dancer or possibly, I

49:56

don't know. She's

49:59

the guy that caught her eye. She's a gynecologist. She's a gynecologist.

50:02

She's a gynecologist.

50:03

He says he is, expresses

50:06

pride in his wife's profession

50:08

as a gynecologist. He finds himself too grossed

50:10

out of the thought of quote unquote bodily fluids to

50:13

be in the bed with her and he will sleep on the

50:15

sofa instead. The husband says, I've asked

50:17

her to take a shower before coming to bed, but she thinks

50:20

it's unnecessary and feels like

50:22

I'm being unreasonable. She argues

50:24

that she wears gloves, takes precautions to avoid

50:27

any contamination and that her scrubs

50:29

are changed on the regular.

50:31

Yeah. However, I still feel

50:33

uneasy about the potential exposure to bodily fluids

50:36

and I don't think it's an unreasonable request

50:38

for her to take a quick shower before bed.

50:41

Not at all. Does she shower when she leaves work?

50:43

Since my wife doesn't want to shower before bed,

50:45

I've been sleeping on the couch in the living room instead.

50:48

Yeah, I think. What does he do?

50:51

Great question.

50:53

I don't know. I'd

50:55

be curious. Well, he's a spelunker

50:57

as well. No, I think.

50:59

I'm curious what he does for a living. Because

51:02

mom is probably bringing home most of that bacon as

51:05

a gynecologist. I'm not trying

51:07

to, age of equality, I'm not judging on

51:09

that. I'm just saying like, what

51:12

are you doing that you feel

51:14

you

51:16

can call her out in that way? You

51:19

know what I mean? I don't like, it's not like, what

51:21

do you think happens in there, dude? She's not diving in

51:23

head first. I just want to know what

51:26

is going through her mind because I worked

51:28

in eyeballs and as soon as I would get done

51:30

for the day, I'd feel like I had to shower

51:32

and scrub because it's just gross. You're in there

51:35

with these people that some of them have, Mursa,

51:37

they have all these random things that's going on

51:39

and you don't want any of that on you.

51:41

So

51:42

I don't understand why she would do this. People

51:44

have

51:45

diseases that come in there. I think it is kind

51:47

of gross that she doesn't shower. Yeah, it's terrible. Oh,

51:50

I don't care if she's... Unbothered.

51:52

Completely unbothered. If Mama's taking care

51:54

of Daddy. Get in here. I mean,

51:57

if she is rich... Who am I to tell you what to

51:59

do?

51:59

She's rich, that's one thing. I could sleep on the couch,

52:01

I guess, and put up with her, but... No, if she's

52:04

rich and she's bringing almost

52:06

the money and I'm living

52:08

a certain lifestyle because of my wife's job,

52:10

I'm sucking it up.

52:12

You don't want to take a shower? Fine.

52:15

Well, I mean, they also... I don't want to rock the boat. Obsessively,

52:18

I mean, I worked in an OR. Doctors

52:20

obsess a part of scrub.

52:22

It's called scrubbing in.

52:23

They incessantly wash.

52:26

But to him, it's the mind-deaf. I understand. I

52:28

can understand that. I'm not a full-on

52:30

germaphobe, but if you

52:32

start thinking too hard at stuff...

52:35

Yeah, I mean, I... Out stuff, what did

52:37

she go through today? What did she touch? I

52:40

mean, when my gal comes home and she

52:42

smells like onions and fries, you know,

52:45

she worked at a restaurant,

52:48

works at a nice

52:50

little local sports bar and pub

52:52

for a while. And I've worked in

52:55

that industry. You come home, you smell like fried food and grease

52:57

and

52:58

onions and... Yeah, we come home smelling

53:00

like shame from this job.

53:03

Yeah, but there's times she'd hop

53:05

in bed and I'd be like, I would be more

53:07

grossed out by that if someone got in bed. I'm like,

53:10

hey, you reek. You know? Yeah,

53:13

I'm kind of... Well, I remember when I used to do a lot of

53:15

gigs down at the Hot Shots and Fenton when it was smoking.

53:17

My wife would not let me get

53:19

in bed

53:21

without

53:23

taking a shower or at least leaving my clothes

53:25

out in the garage because

53:27

the cigarette smoke sticks to you. But

53:30

she says... Well, this guy says apparently the man's wife

53:32

doesn't understand why he's so uncomfortable about the situation.

53:35

He says, you know, my wife thinks I'm overreacting and being ridiculous

53:37

by sleeping on the couch, but I don't want to compromise

53:39

my comfort and health. Am I the a-hole

53:41

for choosing to sleep on the couch when my wife comes home

53:44

from work without showering? And I tell you what,

53:47

the internet's divided. The internet

53:49

is divided over this. You

53:52

know, this is somebody taking sympathy with a husband. You are not

53:54

the a-hole. My mother was a labor and delivery

53:56

nurse from almost 30 years. The first thing she did was take

53:58

a shower when she got home.

53:59

home every day she worked.

54:02

This is with all the precautions of gloves

54:04

and masks and hazmat suits and shoe booties,

54:07

all that stuff. There's absolutely nothing wrong with a quick

54:09

shower after coming home, nothing wrong with staying

54:11

away from somebody until they do. You

54:14

were free to ask and she was free

54:16

to say no, while accepting the consequences

54:18

of refusing. You sleep

54:20

on a lumpy couch and she sleeps

54:22

alone. I

54:25

bet they have a nice couch. You know,

54:27

a nurse also sided with a husband. I spent a dozen years

54:29

as a labor and delivery nurse

54:31

and the next dozen years working in the ER.

54:33

I always took a shower first thing when I got home. I

54:36

don't care how many precautions I took at work. I

54:38

just felt germy. Hospitals are

54:40

gross places. They're disgusting, yeah.

54:43

Those are the people that are pro-husband,

54:46

the people that are pro-wife, the gynecologist. One

54:48

person says, my guy, do you know the precautions

54:51

they take? She's not getting fluid

54:53

on herself and just leaving it there. You're

54:55

basically calling her unsanitary when

54:57

she's probably cleaner than you are. Another

55:01

person said your wife sees multiple patients a day

55:03

and if this was any threat to

55:06

you, she'd have to shower between patients.

55:08

I bet she doesn't have to do that. Of course, she

55:10

gloves up and wears whatever gear is necessary to

55:13

not bring fluids home.

55:17

Man, I don't know. I've just, yeah,

55:19

I worked in the ER as well and you just see so

55:21

many gross things. I recall a day where

55:23

this lady came in to get eyeballs

55:26

worked and they laid her down and they

55:28

started to work and then they noticed all these bugs crawling

55:31

out of her hair and it was all over so

55:33

we had to shut down the operating room,

55:35

clean it. It was just brutal.

55:38

I mean, people were gross. There's

55:41

rarely a clean person that's coming in there. I

55:43

would say most women are gonna be gross when they go in.

55:45

They're not clean but you're

55:48

clean. I mean, you gotta make sure. No, that's

55:50

true, man. No. It's

55:52

gross. People are gross. We've been going to gynecologists.

55:55

We've seen public bathrooms. Every woman goes to a gyno.

55:57

It's just part of checkups, you

55:59

know?

55:59

That's like, I'd

56:02

say 90% of the time, everything's ship

56:04

shape. A-OK. It's just like a checkup

56:06

situation. Is he the a-hole for asking her to take

56:08

a shower and then sleeping on the couch? No.

56:11

Yes. You think he is? I do.

56:13

I also need more information. I need to know what

56:16

he does for a living.

56:17

I meet you because I would also trust my wife, who

56:19

is a doctor, if

56:21

they were like, I don't, I

56:24

am not covered in germs. I take precautions

56:26

and I wash thoroughly. But you know

56:29

doctors are kind of cowboys at times where they

56:31

know it's, you know, like they'll

56:33

just approve a point. We'll do something

56:35

kind of wild. If she's approving a point and cashing

56:37

them checks, hop in

56:39

here, baby girl. Daddy's

56:42

got the bed all warm for you. And

56:45

I'm sure at medical school, there's a whole course

56:47

probably on being clean. Sure.

56:50

And taking proper precautions. And

56:53

I don't think a lot of medical schools teach humbleness

56:56

or the lack of arrogance or anything like

56:58

that. So a lot of these doctors will not

57:00

care what you think. Because they're the big dog,

57:03

man. Yeah, but it's your husband,

57:05

for God's sake. I know, but proven a

57:07

point. They're going to win.

57:09

Well, good luck. Good luck, buddy.

57:11

Good luck, buddy. Oh,

57:13

back to the Sarah Berry thing. Somebody

57:16

checking in, wants to throw their hat in the ring to sleep with

57:18

her. We got what's the

57:20

lead your case? Super Bowl 2001. I'm campaigning

57:22

for Illinois. I could pick up this princess in my

57:24

Miata.

57:25

Yeah. That's

57:27

our guy. Oh, that's our guy. OK, so it's the same. I

57:31

mean, he won with the Miata, right? He's

57:35

made a strong case so far. Grandma's

57:38

hamburger stew and his, the

57:41

only problem I have is his virginity. We

57:43

need,

57:44

throwing me for a loop there, you got

57:47

no track record. So.

57:49

Oh, yeah. You know, I'm not

57:51

saying he couldn't bring the Thunder or whatever, but

57:53

it's like, what is he? He is bringing

57:56

some nice accoutrements. The

57:58

Miata. The Miata, the Hammers.

57:59

I think we're going to need somebody who has some experience.

58:05

Does he have a ring ready so that

58:07

way it could be only up and up? I think we're

58:09

going to need somebody who would experience. Me too. I

58:13

doubt she's going to pick somebody who's still got their...

58:16

We

58:16

need a

58:16

refugee intact. Yeah. We

58:19

need somebody that's... That's worked

58:20

on a rig for a while. Yeah. We

58:23

need a rooster. Rooster

58:26

McConaughey. Yeah. Rooster McConaughey.

58:29

Yeah. It's gotten dirty before. Yeah.

58:32

Someone who doesn't shower before bed. That's right. Yeah.

58:35

That's right.

58:36

Let's do this.

58:38

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emails, RizShow at 1057thepoint.com. I

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see, Rafe, we unveiled

1:02:08

your RizShow cartoon yesterday. Yeah,

1:02:11

I saw

1:02:11

that, that was cool. You see that, Scott? No,

1:02:13

I haven't. Oh yeah, pull up the RizShow logo.

1:02:17

Is it on the website already? Yes.

1:02:19

So it's Rafe's cartoon on there and the

1:02:22

silhouette of what is to be learned's cartoon.

1:02:24

Yes. It's not been learned

1:02:26

approved yet, I guess. Well, when she starts

1:02:28

officially. Well, unveil

1:02:31

her cartoon. Nice. Now you're official,

1:02:33

got the cartoon. Off there, Rafe.

1:02:36

You did your sexual harassment training. Passed.

1:02:39

Somebody said you did your sexual harassment training and then

1:02:41

you were immediately taken to the gym to be body

1:02:44

shamed. Yes. That's

1:02:46

exactly what happened. See,

1:02:48

Scott? I

1:02:50

went wrong one. Oh, it's just like Homer's. Sorry,

1:02:53

the wrong cartoon there. Get it? There

1:02:55

we go. It's me. Yeah, look

1:02:58

at that. Can

1:03:00

I ask you a question? Yeah. Cartoon

1:03:02

question. That's awesome. Anyone

1:03:05

else notice that Moon's eyes are

1:03:08

like dreamier than the rest of us? Yeah, that's

1:03:10

on purpose. It was on purpose? That's on purpose. Okay,

1:03:12

I was curious about that. When we were commissioning the cartoons,

1:03:15

commissioning the cartoons, it was like, hey, give Moon the

1:03:17

dreamiest eyes. Yeah, he has. He's in his

1:03:19

contract. I mean, if you look at me and Scott's

1:03:21

eyes,

1:03:22

you look like an abstone. They look like we just

1:03:25

chiefed out in the parking lot a little bit. We

1:03:27

both have the tiniest eyeballs. Moon

1:03:30

looks like a puppy on those

1:03:33

Sarah McLaughlin commercials. If

1:03:35

you were gonna adopt one of us, you're taking

1:03:37

Moon. I said, hey, please make me look like a

1:03:39

douchebag and put sunglasses on me.

1:03:41

And your eyes are hidden.

1:03:43

You did good. Mission accomplished. They

1:03:47

took your eyes, gave your extra eyes

1:03:49

to Moon. That's it, yeah. He gets double eyes.

1:03:52

So yeah, when Lourdes starts on the 17th, they'll

1:03:54

unveil her cartoon.

1:03:57

Well, we look good. We do look

1:03:59

good. I always wanted to be a cartoon. Just secretly

1:04:01

you always want that, right? Heck yeah. As

1:04:03

a kid, you always wanna be a cartoon version of yourself. Yeah,

1:04:05

when you're watching cartoons as a kid. I would

1:04:08

have killed to be a Scooby-Doo. Now, I mean,

1:04:10

you got you ready to go. I feel good, I appreciate it.

1:04:12

Can we ask someone to draw us the Scooby version

1:04:14

of this? Anime, baby. I would

1:04:16

love to see the Scooby-Doo version of us. Somebody

1:04:19

can draw it. Let's do some news. Oh yeah,

1:04:22

we gonna do some news. And

1:04:24

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source. So Easter is

1:04:30

coming this Sunday. And

1:04:32

this year the average American is expected to spend $192,

1:04:38

which thanks to inflation, the price gouging would get you

1:04:40

two dozen eggs and a bag of jelly beans. Excellent.

1:04:44

Now, overall Americans will spend a record $24 billion

1:04:48

on Easter up from the previous high of $21.7 billion

1:04:51

during the pandemic in 2020. The most common

1:04:53

expenses, candy, gifts,

1:04:56

foods, clothing, flowers, decorations

1:04:58

and greeting cards. And according to

1:05:00

the National Retail Federation, the average

1:05:02

consumer has shelled out at least 150

1:05:04

bucks on Easter for the past six years. But $192

1:05:08

is an all time high. What's

1:05:11

up there? And the most

1:05:13

popular Easter Sunday activities include

1:05:15

cooking a holiday meal, visiting family

1:05:17

and friends, going to church, Easter egg hunts. And

1:05:20

for those who are a little less festive watching TV.

1:05:23

Yeah, we got no plans for Easter this year.

1:05:26

We usually go up to the farm. I don't think

1:05:28

we're going this year. No, nothing,

1:05:30

huh? Yeah, I don't know. No Easter egg

1:05:32

hunt? Do you get Easter egg hunt on the farm? Seems

1:05:35

like it would be a fun place. We did one last year and it rained. Remember

1:05:38

last Easter it rained. Yeah,

1:05:40

we still did. I still did the

1:05:42

one out there at St. Louis Famicure. So

1:05:44

I am seeing that one. We had,

1:05:47

man, we put the candy and the

1:05:49

plastic eggs and it was a couple of families. Yeah. So

1:05:52

we went out onto the field and the adults had the eggs

1:05:55

and then it started to rain. Oh, get them, get

1:05:57

them. Go, go, go, go, go, go.

1:05:59

drag hunt is timed. Man,

1:06:03

that is a fun place to do it though out there at the farm.

1:06:05

Yeah, sure. Yeah, my weekend's slammed. We

1:06:08

got family coming in and

1:06:10

it seems like Thursday night

1:06:12

on it is just the vents. The big

1:06:14

one. Doing all the stations at the cross. What's

1:06:17

that? Doing all the stations at the cross of your house.

1:06:19

I don't know. Oh, like where you start off at

1:06:21

the pilots and leave or what? I

1:06:24

think so. My mom used to drive us through it. You

1:06:27

start off at a pilot gas station. You

1:06:30

end up in a loves. That's it. That's

1:06:32

it. Yeah, it's great. I like that.

1:06:35

He loves you.

1:06:36

Do they have the stations of the cross

1:06:38

for your particular denomination? No.

1:06:40

Christianity? No. Or

1:06:43

is that just strictly a Catholic thing? I think Catholic. Is

1:06:45

it? I thought, I don't know, man. I'm not the

1:06:47

right guy. Well, I remember the stained glass windows

1:06:49

at the church, had all the stations of the cross.

1:06:52

They used to do it. There should be a drive-through on Easter.

1:06:54

My mom used to take us, which was really jarring

1:06:56

as a child. You know, it was cool, I guess. But

1:06:59

it would show, like, there were scenes depicting

1:07:02

all of it

1:07:04

from the crucifixion to the rolling

1:07:07

the stone away. And

1:07:09

then we'd go get a McMuffin.

1:07:14

We'd go on ham, and that's it. That's

1:07:16

an interesting- Call a couple eggs. And where

1:07:18

are you guys staying? Where are we at on, you've

1:07:20

probably discussed this before, but I don't know.

1:07:24

What's your Easter candy? What's your stance

1:07:26

on Peeps? Well, who's in

1:07:28

on Peeps? Who's out? I do like Peeps.

1:07:31

I know, you know, we've talked about this before. I know Moon's

1:07:33

mom is really into Peeps. Yeah.

1:07:36

But she likes him stale.

1:07:37

Yep, that's how my cousin Aaron, he's

1:07:39

the stale Peeps guy. Oh,

1:07:42

what makes him better stale? I don't know.

1:07:44

How do you know, man? Are they like, people dig stale

1:07:46

crunchy? He's loved that since he was a kid.

1:07:48

That's been his thing. He, like, keeps them,

1:07:50

he'll buy them, you know, a few months out, and then lets

1:07:52

them get gross and, I mean, stale. And then

1:07:55

he loves it that way. I mean, they come stale. No,

1:07:57

man, they're soft.

1:07:59

They're made fresh years ago. Fresh ones soft?

1:08:02

They're made fresh a couple of years ago. I hate it. I think

1:08:04

they're disgusting. I think they're OK. I think once a

1:08:06

year you have one or two. It's fine.

1:08:08

All right. But if you sell your peeps,

1:08:10

man. I mean,

1:08:12

I never hated them. I just haven't had them in

1:08:14

years because it just seems like pointless.

1:08:16

King Scott hates peeps. Put that in the record.

1:08:18

I'm indifferent. I'm OK if they're there all I want. They're not terrible.

1:08:20

I just won't eat them. Cadbury eggs. Where are we at? Love

1:08:23

it. You've got to have those. That's my favorite. Grand? Yeah.

1:08:26

Those are the ultimate candy. Cadbury eggs only

1:08:28

on Easter. And

1:08:30

don't give me the many ones. I want a real one. Isn't

1:08:32

that interesting? It's only on Easter. That

1:08:35

is an Easter candy.

1:08:36

That is what I consider an Easter candy.

1:08:38

Only to be consumed. I

1:08:41

get excited about it. On around Easter. For

1:08:44

some reason Reese's eggs and pumpkins

1:08:46

are better than Reese's cups. Yes. The

1:08:49

peanut butter to chocolate ratio

1:08:51

is better. Well,

1:08:55

OK. How about this? Instacart released

1:08:57

its list of most ordered Easter candies from last

1:08:59

year. OK.

1:09:01

So you'll know exactly what to put inside those baskets

1:09:03

this year. All right. And these are in order.

1:09:05

So what was number one? What's the most popular

1:09:07

Easter candy ordered on Instacart? It's

1:09:10

got to be Peeps probably, right? Peeps? Because

1:09:12

they're decorative. I'm going to say the

1:09:14

Reese's egg. Reese's peanut butter egg,

1:09:16

number one. Boom. Should be. Eight was

1:09:19

Peeps. And then it's probably just the regular

1:09:21

candy you'd have for Halloween. So Snickers. No.

1:09:24

Oh, just kidding. Cadbury

1:09:26

eggs got to be on. Oh, yeah. Cadbury eggs

1:09:30

were number five. Jelly bean. There's

1:09:32

those little dinky eggs, too, look like robin eggs.

1:09:35

The Rock's jelly bird eggs. Maybe

1:09:38

that's what those are. Oh, you're talking the most. They're basically

1:09:40

like malted milk balls, but they look like little

1:09:42

robin eggs. Yeah, those aren't on the list.

1:09:43

Those are bad. When you're a kid. Yeah.

1:09:46

I didn't love those. We had them. We had them every

1:09:48

year. I didn't love them. Kinder

1:09:50

chocolate candy egg was number two.

1:09:53

What's that? The Kinder egg. I think

1:09:55

they were outlawed for a while. Remember,

1:09:57

those are the ones around one because

1:09:59

kids were eating. eating the candy and then eating the toy

1:10:01

that came inside. There's

1:10:04

a toy in the egg. Yeah. Now

1:10:06

it's two separate.

1:10:08

I think they separate them. One is candy ones. One side

1:10:11

is the toy, because kids are stupid. These are plastic

1:10:13

eggs with stuff. This is an actual candy

1:10:15

egg. It's an actual chocolate. It

1:10:17

comes in a plastic thing. Yeah, a little plastic

1:10:20

thing that's got their logo. And it's

1:10:22

cool. Wow. Never heard of this. They were outlawed

1:10:24

for a long time, because stupid kids were eating the candy

1:10:26

and the toy. That makes sense.

1:10:30

And now they're separate. So Kinder Chocolate Candy

1:10:32

Egg, number two. Starburst Jelly Beans, number

1:10:34

three. Your Lent Hollow

1:10:36

Milk Chocolate Bunny was number four. Yeah, as

1:10:38

you say, the generic good old. I should have guessed

1:10:40

that.

1:10:42

The Hollow Chocolate Bunny. That's

1:10:44

a good one. That's a good guy. I'll

1:10:47

take Hollow over the solid ones. The solid

1:10:50

ones were too much.

1:10:51

Yeah, the Hollow ones were something about

1:10:53

eating a Hollow Chocolate Bunny. Lightening the ears off. Lightening

1:10:56

the ears off first. You got to go to the ears first. Just

1:10:59

like how you eat a real bunny. Yeah.

1:11:02

I don't think I ever finished one, though.

1:11:05

And you try to wrap the foil back

1:11:08

around. Back around, and it doesn't work right.

1:11:11

The Lent ones were, is that the

1:11:13

gold foil?

1:11:15

You've talked about this, because

1:11:18

you're a- Is that gold foil? It came

1:11:20

for money if you're able to get the gold foil one. Come

1:11:22

on. I think I went to the store. It's like two bucks.

1:11:26

But you had the gold foil

1:11:28

one. I remember the gold

1:11:30

foil ones. Did

1:11:32

the Lent Hollow Milk Chocolate Bunnies? I

1:11:35

think they're all gold foils. Mine

1:11:37

was always in a box. Oh,

1:11:40

the plastic? They look like a Barbie box. Yeah, it almost

1:11:42

looked like a toy. Yeah, the Lent is the

1:11:44

gold foil. Yeah, pull

1:11:46

up the gold foil ones. And it

1:11:49

had a red little string

1:11:51

around it. Yeah, look. Gold foil.

1:11:53

See, we didn't have that kind of money. We just

1:11:55

had- Wow, man. Mine was from the

1:11:58

dollar store, probably.

1:11:59

Upper West Side, New York. Yeah. Get

1:12:02

out of here. This is like the cheapest

1:12:05

chocolate you could imagine.

1:12:06

Bro, they come with a little necklace.

1:12:09

I know, man.

1:12:11

I didn't have the one with the bell on it. Shut

1:12:14

up. Hershey's milk chocolate eggs were six.

1:12:16

Hershey Kisses seven. Yeah,

1:12:18

you always get your Hershey Kisses. They're good, little

1:12:20

filler decorative. And they have all kinds of cool

1:12:23

ones this year. Some of Sam's. Your

1:12:25

M&M's Easter candies were nine, and your Brock's

1:12:27

Jelly Bird eggs were number 10. What is

1:12:29

a Brock's Jelly Bird egg? Is it what we're talking about,

1:12:32

or is it jelly beans?

1:12:33

I have no idea.

1:12:36

I feel like my mom always tried to use jelly beans

1:12:38

as filler. Yeah,

1:12:40

but you put the jelly beans in the plastic eggs. Oh.

1:12:44

I don't know what this is. I feel like I got loose beans.

1:12:47

Just throw it into the basket? Yeah, I had loose beans

1:12:49

just hidden in the grass of the basket. That's

1:12:51

hilarious. This is just a jelly bean.

1:12:54

Oh, OK. So it's just straight

1:12:56

jelly beans. What are the malted? Some branding.

1:12:59

What are the malted ones called? That's what I want to know.

1:13:02

Were they called Robin eggs?

1:13:06

They had to be. I mean, it just made sense.

1:13:11

Like this? No. Yeah,

1:13:14

they were there, right there. Robin eggs. OK,

1:13:17

the Robin eggs are malted milk eggs.

1:13:20

I didn't love them. Those would also be loose.

1:13:23

My mom had a lot of loose stuff.

1:13:26

Did you get a toy every year? We

1:13:28

got one toy. There might have been like

1:13:31

a cheap water

1:13:32

pistol or something in there. Yeah, we got a

1:13:34

toy. We got a toy in the,

1:13:37

my brother and I, got a toy in the Easter basket.

1:13:39

I remember the greatest toy I got

1:13:41

was a Han Solo, a

1:13:44

Han Solo gun. Han

1:13:47

Solo blaster. Wow, man. Han

1:13:49

Solo blaster, he got the gold

1:13:51

foil eggs. Shut up.

1:13:53

Wow. Man. We

1:13:55

didn't come from wealth. Sure, dude. Now,

1:13:58

if you celebrate Easter.

1:13:59

Easter by scarfing down packages of peeps, you're

1:14:03

probably not too worried about nutrition, but

1:14:05

nothing good could come from peeps passing through your

1:14:07

digestive system. I'm sure you

1:14:09

get a colonoscopy in the days after

1:14:12

Easter, you got a couple of peeps still lodged in your

1:14:14

colon, no matter how much cleansing you've done. But

1:14:16

Consumer Reports is reminding parents that peeps

1:14:19

contain known carcinogens,

1:14:21

specifically it's

1:14:23

the artificial coloring red dye number

1:14:25

three. Which you also

1:14:28

can't have for a colonoscopy. Yeah,

1:14:30

so are peeps poisoning kids? Maybe.

1:14:33

But red dye number three is in thousands

1:14:35

of food products and is allowed by

1:14:37

the FDA, despite being banned from

1:14:39

use in lipstick and other cosmetics. The

1:14:42

company that makes peeps says all their products are

1:14:44

in compliance with FDA regulations and

1:14:46

all ingredients are listed on the packaging. Red dye

1:14:48

number three is in purple and pink

1:14:50

colored peeps. The FDA not commenting.

1:14:54

See, you can't have it on lipstick, you can't have it on cosmetics,

1:14:56

but it's okay to eat. Okay, it makes sense. Weird.

1:15:00

But maybe some parents are like, you know what, my

1:15:02

kid ain't soft.

1:15:04

Give them all the red. My kid ain't soft

1:15:07

like these peeps. Is soy

1:15:09

boy Thatcher not gonna have his red

1:15:11

dye number three?

1:15:12

Thatcher. Max will take

1:15:14

it. Now,

1:15:18

have participation trophies made

1:15:21

kids too soft? Good

1:15:25

question. Good question. Wraith,

1:15:28

your thoughts? I

1:15:30

don't know.

1:15:32

Probably, you know, we talked about

1:15:34

when I was in Cozumel,

1:15:36

I saw the kids boxing in the streets and I

1:15:39

was like, wow. Different

1:15:41

culture, sports culture here. These

1:15:44

kids are like real,

1:15:46

these are little kids, man, and they had footwork

1:15:49

and yeah, there was no, pop, pop, pop. They were like

1:15:51

participation trophies after that. They weren't

1:15:53

getting medals. They announced a winner

1:15:55

at the end of the match and

1:15:58

you know, those kids were.

1:16:00

They were in real sports training. I remember when

1:16:03

I was a kid when you got a trophy, it

1:16:05

was, I mean,

1:16:07

the highlight of your life. Yeah.

1:16:09

Like when you, in Little League, when we got a trophy.

1:16:12

That's an argument for it though. It was

1:16:14

highlight. Well, I think participation trophies

1:16:17

take away from when you do

1:16:19

get the big trophy.

1:16:22

If you get a trophy for every time you do something,

1:16:25

when you actually do earn, when

1:16:28

you do earn the first, second, or third place

1:16:30

trophy, is it going to be a sweep

1:16:35

as if you'd never had one? Yeah.

1:16:37

And I think the other issue is it doesn't

1:16:41

teach kids the feeling of loss.

1:16:44

You know, you got to learn that it's okay to have pain and

1:16:46

how to overcome that and move forward and not just,

1:16:48

you know, because at some point in life, there's

1:16:51

going to be a loss and you're going to have to deal with it. And you're going to get

1:16:53

nothing.

1:16:54

Yeah. And you're going to get it. And it shocks adults

1:16:57

whenever they've never had to deal with loss and all of a sudden

1:16:59

they have their very first time and they don't know how

1:17:01

to overcome, they don't know how to forgive, they don't know how to move forward. Yeah, that's

1:17:03

a, okay, that's a, that's a point for

1:17:06

no participation trophies. Yeah, you lost. You

1:17:08

don't get anything. Yeah, it's, it's a bummer,

1:17:10

but do you. You're going to work harder next time

1:17:12

to get the trophy. Sure.

1:17:16

I don't know if I'd go this far, a group of politicians

1:17:18

in North Carolina think, yeah, making kids

1:17:20

too soft. And now they're pushing to

1:17:22

ban

1:17:24

participation trophies.

1:17:25

Last Thursday, three Republican state senators

1:17:28

introduced the eliminate participation

1:17:30

trophies act

1:17:32

and it would ban them at all youth sporting events

1:17:34

in North Carolina that are sponsored by state or local

1:17:36

governments. If an event or league gets

1:17:39

government funding, any trophies or ribbons they

1:17:41

give out would have to be based on

1:17:43

quote, identified performance

1:17:46

achievements.

1:17:48

The idea is to stop making the kids think they're

1:17:50

a winner just because they shut up for something. But

1:17:53

people in favor of the trophies think the whole topic

1:17:56

is overblown. In general, most of these trophies

1:17:58

and ribbons go to young kids.

1:17:59

like six and seven years old. So that's

1:18:02

why is it a big deal? No, no, I

1:18:04

think we used to get does legislation

1:18:06

need to be, I mean,

1:18:08

need to be written up and

1:18:11

taxpayer money wasted on discussing

1:18:14

this. No, no, I think how it was when I was a kid,

1:18:16

you would, if you're in soccer or baseball

1:18:18

or whatever, the team got first got a trophy

1:18:20

and you get a ribbon that basically said the league

1:18:23

you're in and congrats on playing the season. A

1:18:25

big deal. And let's be honest,

1:18:28

usually those participation

1:18:30

ribbons and trophies get,

1:18:34

get phased out by middle school.

1:18:36

Yeah. Right. You should

1:18:38

learn by hopefully you're learning by that point. Yes.

1:18:42

Usually.

1:18:45

I would say that that is true. Usually

1:18:47

they're phased out by middle school the latest. So

1:18:50

I don't know if it needs legislation.

1:18:52

I will say that. Yeah, it doesn't need legislation.

1:18:55

The question is, is it, are they just a nice

1:18:57

harmless souvenir for kids to get or are

1:18:59

they damaging kids in some way?

1:19:02

Probably not. Sometimes

1:19:07

it's cool. You know, get a little ribbon

1:19:09

for like reading the book. If everybody reads

1:19:11

the book, everybody gets a ribbon. Whatever.

1:19:13

It's fine. Yeah. Yeah.

1:19:17

I don't think it's bad. I think it's also,

1:19:19

you know, there is that

1:19:21

element too, I guess, where you need to show a kid like, Hey,

1:19:24

you completed something. That's awesome.

1:19:26

Good job. Yeah. And that's your big

1:19:28

goal right now in life is learning how to complete

1:19:30

something first. And do your best. Yeah.

1:19:32

And to be brave enough to go play. Because

1:19:35

it's shocking to you nerves. Over the past

1:19:37

couple of years, there have been some

1:19:40

unruly passengers on planes, maybe more so

1:19:43

than in previous years. The

1:19:45

TSA has had enough.

1:19:46

The TSA has had enough of the nonsense

1:19:48

in the sky. They want a no fly list for unruly

1:19:51

passengers. Wow. Now

1:19:53

if a proposed bill is passed, the

1:19:55

protection from abusive passengers act

1:19:58

would allow the TSA

1:19:59

to ban anyone,

1:20:01

find or convicted of assaulting or

1:20:03

interfering with airline crew from boarding a

1:20:05

commercial flight. Now the list of unruly

1:20:07

passengers would be different from

1:20:10

the US no fly list.

1:20:11

That is just for suspected terrorists.

1:20:15

So the no fly list is just for suspected

1:20:18

terrorists. This other list would be for

1:20:20

you or an A-hole, you are convicted of something

1:20:23

because of something you did up in the sky or

1:20:25

even on the ground inside a plane, you

1:20:27

can't fly anymore.

1:20:29

You think they would capitalize on this? I'm

1:20:32

for this.

1:20:33

Flying is a privilege, not a right.

1:20:35

Yeah, but if I was the airline industry, I'd rather do the list

1:20:38

where you know they've gotten in fights and then they get charged,

1:20:40

they have to pay a penalty every time they fly and you make

1:20:42

more money.

1:20:44

So if they do wanna fly, they have to

1:20:46

pay double their ticket price. Yeah, something

1:20:48

ridiculous. And they're on this list. But

1:20:50

yeah, I don't know, this just gets tricky. I think this

1:20:52

is okay, I'm down with this.

1:20:55

The double cost? No, I'm down

1:20:57

with the no fly list. I'd rather do no

1:20:59

fly than double pay because then it gets into

1:21:01

murky water of like, well, we'll just start flagging

1:21:04

people.

1:21:05

Well, this is if you're convicted, the

1:21:07

ban anybody find or convicted of assaulting or interfering

1:21:09

with the online crew from boarding a commercial flight.

1:21:12

Yeah, I'm for this new no fly list.

1:21:15

Me too. I'm okay with this. Again,

1:21:18

flying is a privilege, not a right.

1:21:21

I agree. You have disrupted

1:21:24

other people's flight, other people have paid

1:21:26

good money, flying ain't cheap. Wow, I figured

1:21:29

by now, so an airline, if someone gets

1:21:31

weird on a flight and they do something bad and they're

1:21:34

getting in fights and they're punching the staff and all

1:21:36

that, Now let's say you do that on

1:21:38

a Delta flight. Delta could ban you. Oh,

1:21:40

okay, okay, okay. Now this would be a TSA

1:21:43

list. Oh, universal list. Universal,

1:21:45

so if you're not

1:21:47

allowed to fly on Delta and you're gonna try to get a Southwest

1:21:49

flight, you've been flagged.

1:21:54

Man, where are you gonna fight now though? I

1:21:56

would add to that, let's do some incremental

1:21:58

stuff too. get a point

1:22:02

Deduction every time you stand up as soon as the

1:22:04

flight lands if you unbuckle early. Yeah

1:22:08

You're the person stands up like the minute the wheels

1:22:10

hit the tarmac. I'm like, all right That's I wanted

1:22:12

the camera on this person one point deduction Now

1:22:15

when you land, okay, and everybody's trying to get off

1:22:17

the flight

1:22:18

Yeah, and you've always got that a-hole that

1:22:20

tries to push ahead It's

1:22:23

a natural deboarding and it goes

1:22:25

row by row But every

1:22:28

once in a while you got that a-hole that tries to

1:22:30

yeah

1:22:31

Not every once in a while every flight every

1:22:33

flight. Okay, and that happened to us on

1:22:36

our flight back from Mexico Somebody

1:22:39

pushed ahead in front of us somebody from like four

1:22:41

rows back

1:22:43

Tried to push ahead. Yeah, and

1:22:47

I don't care if you got a connecting flight. We got a connecting

1:22:49

flight, too I mean you

1:22:51

can if you make the Human

1:22:54

argument to me and be like hey man, I

1:22:56

got a connecting flight in ten minutes. I'm running late.

1:22:58

Do you care? I've of course, of

1:23:00

course Just explain yourself.

1:23:03

I tell you what the Russian came at my wife. Oh

1:23:05

Yeah,

1:23:07

hey calm down these men he

1:23:10

knows multiple teeth those toys calm down What'd

1:23:13

she do that she after after what she wanted?

1:23:15

She would have done this no-fly list. Yeah,

1:23:17

does she forget English for a second? She

1:23:20

was she went nuts

1:23:22

But I know you know, hey

1:23:24

all good breathe Breathe

1:23:27

what did she address it? No No,

1:23:29

I've stopped her from addressing it because if she

1:23:32

had addressed it and there would have been whatever

1:23:35

Jawjacking back and forth

1:23:36

who were stuck There's nowhere

1:23:38

to go. Yeah

1:23:40

Where everybody's getting off the plane?

1:23:42

Yeah

1:23:44

Those are tight quarters

1:23:46

And you know for sure you're gonna pass

1:23:48

everybody's already tense everybody's already tense

1:23:52

Let's let cool it. I let him be in a hole

1:23:57

Let him be a jerk it's fine he wins

1:23:59

this this round

1:24:01

in the long run, I'm sure he'll

1:24:03

get his comeuppance. Two

1:24:05

firefighters from Washington DC are in trouble

1:24:08

after stopping at Chick-fil-A on

1:24:10

their way to a medical emergency. Well,

1:24:14

they're hungry. So back on March 24th,

1:24:16

the 911 operator put out a call for ambulance

1:24:18

three containing the two firefighters and

1:24:21

medic three containing EMS personnel.

1:24:23

They had to respond to an advanced life

1:24:26

support situation for a 57 year old woman.

1:24:28

The two firefighters had already ordered

1:24:31

Chick-fil-A on an app when

1:24:33

the emergency call came in.

1:24:37

I don't blame them. I

1:24:40

don't blame them. Chick-fil-A ain't cheap.

1:24:44

They were already in line. They ordered

1:24:46

on the app. So

1:24:48

it was ready for them. Did it swing? I guess if we

1:24:50

just swing by, I'll

1:24:53

run in.

1:24:56

What's a couple extra minutes? I know it's

1:24:58

an advanced life support situation, but

1:25:01

what if this saves that lady's life?

1:25:04

A waffle fries, all she needs. So

1:25:08

they decided to stop, pick up the grub. They

1:25:11

said it was literally a few minutes tops. Advanced

1:25:14

life support calls are considered a priority

1:25:17

situation.

1:25:18

Amulance three was reportedly closer

1:25:20

to the paramedic, to the patient's side

1:25:22

than medic three. So they would have been the first

1:25:24

ones there. In the report, the firefighters

1:25:26

wrote that the Chick-fil-A detour didn't delay

1:25:29

medical treatment for the woman. They did

1:25:31

arrive at the same time as medic three. They

1:25:33

would have been there earlier. I don't know the condition

1:25:35

of the woman or

1:25:36

what wound up happening, but yikes.

1:25:39

I'm sure they will be relieved of their duties and probably

1:25:42

asking for a job at Chick-fil-A after this. My

1:25:44

pleasure.

1:25:45

Hey, at least we're off on Sunday.

1:25:48

I hear the story of the

1:25:50

sixth, I'm sorry, the first, first grade

1:25:52

teacher was shot by a six year old student.

1:25:55

This happened back in January.

1:25:57

First grade teacher shot by a six year old student.

1:25:59

She's looking at $40 million in damages.

1:26:02

She's suing the school district.

1:26:05

The woman's name is Abby Zwirner. She was the victim

1:26:08

of a shooting at Richneck Elementary School in Newport

1:26:10

News, Virginia, back on January 6. She was

1:26:12

shot in the chest,

1:26:13

shot in the hand, spent weeks in the

1:26:16

hospital. She is now suing, claiming

1:26:19

the school knew that the kid had

1:26:21

a gun and was in a violent mood.

1:26:26

Nobody has been arrested. Nobody was charged

1:26:28

in the shooting. I don't know where the kid got

1:26:30

the gun.

1:26:31

What the heck? If the kid got the gun from a parent,

1:26:33

they haven't been charged, nothing.

1:26:36

But the school superintendent was fired, and

1:26:38

the assistant principal resigned. So she's

1:26:40

looking for $40 million. She

1:26:42

may get it. Dang. More

1:26:44

corporate layoffs are coming. The Wall Street Journal

1:26:46

reported Sunday that McDonald's is temporarily

1:26:49

closing its US offices this week, the

1:26:51

corporate side of things, to prepare to

1:26:53

inform corporate employees that its layoffs

1:26:55

as part of a broader company restructuring are

1:26:58

coming. In an internal email last

1:27:00

week to employees and some international

1:27:02

staff,

1:27:03

McDonald's asked them to work from home

1:27:06

from Monday through Wednesday so they could deliver staffing

1:27:09

decisions virtually. Ouch.

1:27:13

Not even going to do it in person. So we're going to see Ronald

1:27:15

applying for a job at Chick-fil-A. I think Ronald's

1:27:17

going to be doing the firing. Oh.

1:27:19

At least it'll

1:27:21

make it easier. OK, good.

1:27:23

How could you be mad if Ronald McDonald

1:27:26

fires you? You can't. Squeezes

1:27:29

a nose. It's funny.

1:27:31

If some pencil neck in HR

1:27:33

fires you, I

1:27:34

mean, you're apt to be mad. But

1:27:37

if a guy in clown makeup fires you, how could he be

1:27:39

mad at that? You

1:27:42

can't. I've always been an advocate

1:27:44

of an offshoot

1:27:46

of this. I always wanted there to be a breakup

1:27:49

gorilla. I tried to pitch this as

1:27:51

an idea one time in a small business

1:27:53

incubator, and it was like,

1:27:56

just instead of you having to break up with someone,

1:27:58

you just sound like a. fun

1:28:01

little guy like a guy in a gorilla suit. I'm

1:28:04

gonna have a letter they just show up yeah

1:28:07

and they're just like

1:28:08

do a little fun thing and let them know like

1:28:11

Rafe doesn't want to see you anymore you

1:28:13

know it's fun. How can we be mad at this? Yeah

1:28:15

you got sent a breakup gorilla that's hilarious. Well

1:28:17

if you did in a person there's a chance of you getting stabbed. Yes.

1:28:20

But if the breakup gorilla comes and shows up

1:28:22

and cans you a letter saying Rafe doesn't

1:28:24

want to see you anymore I gotta be mad at that. Yeah

1:28:27

yeah. It softens the blow. It deathly

1:28:29

does soften the blow. That's why it's definitely

1:28:31

good to have Ronald. Have you ever heard his jokes? Do

1:28:33

you remember whenever they had Ronald McDonald jokes?

1:28:35

I remember one was he would answer

1:28:38

the phone you don't say and then he'd

1:28:40

hang up

1:28:41

answer it again you don't say and he hangs up

1:28:43

and then Grimace is like what they say and he's like they

1:28:46

didn't say and I was like his joke. That was

1:28:48

a Ronald McDonald joke. It was hilarious man he's

1:28:50

good. Surprise they're not doing that anymore.

1:28:52

Again they said they didn't know how many employees

1:28:55

are gonna be laid up. McDonald's is not public

1:28:57

public commented but budget cuts are affecting

1:29:00

so many companies nationwide that yeah

1:29:02

bad at McDonald's. That's wild.

1:29:05

And finally in your news the CDC

1:29:08

is harping on us again to stop eating raw

1:29:10

cookie dough. At

1:29:12

least three people have been hospitalized from salmonella.

1:29:15

A salmonella outbreak linked to flour

1:29:17

so that's why the CDC is like hey

1:29:20

reminder idiots

1:29:22

raw cookie dough not good for you.

1:29:25

Most people

1:29:26

don't think of flour as something that

1:29:28

would cause food poisoning but

1:29:31

consumer reports just ranked the top 10

1:29:34

foods that do when flour is number 10. I guess

1:29:37

I won't be eating play dough anymore. So bag

1:29:39

salad and other leafy greens that's the number one cause

1:29:42

of salmonella. Deli

1:29:44

cheese and meat number two cause of salmonella.

1:29:47

Love that. When the ham

1:29:49

turned slimy it may be time to throw it out.

1:29:52

Or just eat it faster.

1:29:55

Just eat it fast.

1:29:59

quickly. And it slipped past. Yeah.

1:30:03

I didn't realize that. It slipped past the

1:30:05

how you get salmonella. Yep.

1:30:07

That's how it works. You just got to get it quick.

1:30:10

How long are deli meats good

1:30:12

after they're sliced? I think like three days

1:30:14

max. Oh, I think it's like four or five

1:30:16

years. Yeah,

1:30:18

you want to die? I definitely

1:30:20

go longer than three days. I think. Yeah.

1:30:24

I think hard salami is good for like four months. Salami is right because

1:30:26

it's cured. Yeah, three to five days. Three to five

1:30:28

days.

1:30:29

You are really rolling the dice.

1:30:31

You're kidding me. Yeah, because day one

1:30:33

you can throw it on the wall. It sticks.

1:30:36

And if it starts sliding down the wall, you probably know it's time to

1:30:38

retire. Dude, I eat deli

1:30:40

meat way past that.

1:30:42

Way past five days. I mean,

1:30:44

are you getting my fresh? If I buy like Oscar

1:30:47

Meyer roast beef.

1:30:49

I think that might be different than going to the counter.

1:30:51

If you go to the counter at Schnook's at the deli

1:30:53

and you go, all right, give me half a pound. Well,

1:30:55

they got some kind of like. Give me half a pound of Virginia ham. Okay.

1:30:58

Slice thin. I'm going to have to overthrow it. You

1:31:01

think the. You think the Oscar Meyer

1:31:03

stuff has like some preservatives. Oh yeah, I think you're

1:31:05

fine. Yeah, that's kind of like pepperoni

1:31:08

by that point. Yeah. Deli meats and cheese

1:31:10

is number two as far as getting salmonella ground beef, onions,

1:31:13

onions, huh?

1:31:14

Turkey, chicken, papayas,

1:31:17

peaches, cantaloupe, and then

1:31:19

flour. Those are the 10 most risky

1:31:21

foods as far as salmonella goes. I never knew flour was in

1:31:23

that. And notice the eggs

1:31:25

are not on there. So flour, if

1:31:27

you cook it, if you bake it,

1:31:29

you remove the risk. So why can

1:31:31

flour be risky? Because like most stuff

1:31:34

on the list, it's raw, it's uncooked. Wheat sometimes

1:31:36

gets exposed to animal droppings while

1:31:38

it grows and turning it into flour

1:31:41

doesn't kill bacteria. Cooking

1:31:43

it is the only way to make sure to kill it.

1:31:45

That's why you're not supposed to eat raw cookie

1:31:47

dough

1:31:48

or lick the spoon when you make brownies. Why

1:31:50

does it taste so good then? That's a good question.

1:31:53

Because usually what tastes good eventually will

1:31:56

kill you.

1:31:56

Wow. I'm going to have

1:31:58

to get strep at least five. times before

1:32:01

I stopped eating raw cookie dough.

1:32:03

Now a lot of dough has eggs too,

1:32:06

but that didn't make the top ten list, but it could also

1:32:08

have salmonella, but the chance of getting salmonella- I

1:32:10

thought eggs were the reason.

1:32:12

I thought the eggs in raw cookie dough were the reason you

1:32:14

weren't supposed to eat it. I think that's what your mother told you. But

1:32:17

Rocky proved that to be incorrect. So when they have

1:32:19

the store-bought edible cookie

1:32:21

dough, which they manufacture and make,

1:32:24

have they removed flour from the equation? I think they

1:32:26

probably put cooked flour in there, or flour

1:32:28

that has been- Good

1:32:31

to know.

1:32:32

Flour that has been deemed safe.

1:32:36

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Hey, it's Carter Hutton, St. Louis Blues. You're listening to

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the Riz Show and Happy Birthday Riz. So,

1:34:58

Scott, you have a sister. An older

1:35:00

sister, right? Yeah. How old?

1:35:02

How much older is she? Two years older.

1:35:05

I have a younger brother. Ray, if you

1:35:08

got your only child? Two younger brothers.

1:35:10

Two younger brothers? I had no idea. Yep,

1:35:12

oldest to three. So,

1:35:15

both of you guys, if you were to ask your parents,

1:35:18

would they say they had a favorite kid? If

1:35:22

you asked my brothers, they would say my

1:35:24

mom had a favorite kid. Would they say it's you?

1:35:27

Yeah. That's

1:35:29

awesome. Yeah. Now, they may not say it, but

1:35:31

Scott, did you feel like

1:35:33

maybe your sister was the favorite? No,

1:35:36

I don't, I never felt that, but I

1:35:38

do think like she's been helping

1:35:40

my mom a lot because they live in the same town. So, I have

1:35:42

a feeling now she's probably the favorite. Okay, so now she's

1:35:44

probably the favorite. I would say now my brother has

1:35:46

overtaken me as the favorite thing. I think

1:35:49

that too. Maybe,

1:35:51

I don't know.

1:35:53

My younger brother stayed in the town and

1:35:56

he's more localized to her. So,

1:35:58

my brother and his family, you know, little

1:36:00

bit of two-family house. Yeah.

1:36:02

My brother and his family. Top four my

1:36:04

mom's got an apartment on bottom floor. Oh

1:36:06

yeah you're out. I'm

1:36:08

out. But I always said to me the number

1:36:10

one son and they say it's because I was born

1:36:12

first but I knew what it meant.

1:36:15

I was the number one son. Yeah. Ranked.

1:36:17

Yeah. Ranked. No

1:36:20

parent would admit. I

1:36:24

don't know. Unless you know. My grandpa

1:36:26

would tell you. My grandpa would tell you where and

1:36:29

you can move up and down according to your book. My

1:36:31

grandfather would tell you where

1:36:33

you ranked and I was not high ever.

1:36:35

No. No. He'd

1:36:38

be like you're like 11. He'd rank

1:36:40

his grandkids. And he'd be like well

1:36:43

you wrecked my tractor. You

1:36:46

know he let me mow the grass one time and I wrecked his tractor.

1:36:49

Yeah see I wonder what my. He held on to that for

1:36:51

a while. My grandfather you know I had quite

1:36:53

a few cousins. I went or where ranked.

1:36:56

With all my cousins. I probably top five.

1:36:59

I was probably

1:37:01

top fiver. I don't know. I'd

1:37:03

like to think.

1:37:05

I'd like to think I was top five. Put you the top

1:37:07

five. What in your grandfather's

1:37:09

eyes put you there? Just

1:37:11

being one of the first grandkids? No I was

1:37:14

one of the younger ones. My brother and I my brother

1:37:16

was the youngest

1:37:17

out of all my cousins. Okay.

1:37:20

What do you think cranked you into a grandpa's top five?

1:37:23

Probably being my

1:37:25

mother's kid. Because

1:37:28

he liked her. I think he liked her. And

1:37:31

maybe because of that I probably

1:37:33

cracked the top ten. You got a proper top

1:37:35

five. That's a nepotism on nepotism. Maybe. I'll

1:37:38

take it. I'll take it. But

1:37:40

there's a new trend among kids

1:37:42

on TikTok

1:37:43

and they got some parents of squirming

1:37:45

because of it. Teens, tweens

1:37:48

and even some adults are

1:37:49

all trying to figure out

1:37:51

if they are the families quote-unquote

1:37:54

password child. Yeah.

1:37:57

Or if one of their siblings is the

1:37:59

favorite. And

1:38:01

I guess they're all sharing the results online. So what's a password

1:38:03

child? According to the Urban Dictionary,

1:38:06

it's the kid whose parents use their

1:38:09

name or birthday in their passwords.

1:38:12

And therefore the obvious favorite child in

1:38:14

the family.

1:38:17

I like that. It makes sense. Yeah.

1:38:20

Yeah. How do you find out if you're the password

1:38:22

kid? Kids are logging into

1:38:24

their parents, or first of all, they're

1:38:26

logging out of their parents like

1:38:29

personal accounts like Netflix, and then asking

1:38:31

their parents to log in or give the login

1:38:33

information.

1:38:34

If the password is one of the kid's names

1:38:37

or related to one kid, they're officially

1:38:39

busted for having a favorite kid.

1:38:42

Interesting.

1:38:43

A lot of parents do a mishmash.

1:38:46

I've heard a lot of parents. It'll be like both kids' names.

1:38:48

You know, if it's like they've got a son and a daughter,

1:38:51

it'll be like Jack Jill 89.

1:38:55

That way they don't have a fave. I've seen

1:38:57

that a lot. Well, I mean, even look at your parents'

1:38:59

phone. Like who's

1:39:02

the home screen kid?

1:39:04

Yeah. I got one kid

1:39:06

on my home screen. Who

1:39:09

is it? I'm not telling. It's the boy. It

1:39:12

is? Man. He's

1:39:14

on the home screen when I open up. It's a picture of me

1:39:17

and I'm on the home screen. When I open up, it's

1:39:19

the girl. It's fine. Well,

1:39:22

is it? She's not home screen. Let's

1:39:24

ask her. Not home screen worthy yet. We

1:39:29

don't have to go that deep in my family because

1:39:32

last Christmas, my mom

1:39:34

got me a painting of myself.

1:39:36

It's very sweet. My mom

1:39:38

commissioned a painting of me and gave

1:39:40

it to me.

1:39:42

What about your brothers? What'd they get? Air fryers.

1:39:44

There you go. They watched me open. I

1:39:47

mean, dude, come on. Would you rather have an air fryer

1:39:49

or would you rather have a picture of yourself? No,

1:39:52

the gift was ridiculous. I was just like,

1:39:54

mom, what would I have, you know, I talk about it in

1:39:56

my app. My mom, there's no world where I could

1:39:58

hang up.

1:39:59

Where would I hang up a portrait of me where

1:40:02

people wouldn't think I was a psycho? I'm

1:40:05

like, you can't

1:40:06

just go in someone's apartment and be like, well, anyway,

1:40:09

here's

1:40:10

bathrooms down the hall and I'll pour some wine.

1:40:12

And just in case you're wondering,

1:40:15

I'm gonna murder you later. You know, like that's such

1:40:17

a crazy, that's an Antonio Brown move. And,

1:40:21

but my brothers watched me open it

1:40:23

and they're just like, see,

1:40:25

she loves you so much that she thinks a photo

1:40:27

of you is a gift.

1:40:30

And she gave it to you. It was like, she

1:40:32

paid an artist, a commissioned an artist to paint a

1:40:34

portrait of me. She bought their gifts

1:40:37

with Kohl's cash. And they

1:40:40

made a point to point it out. Be like,

1:40:43

don't deny. Also like in the cabinet,

1:40:45

my picture's in the middle.

1:40:47

Three boys, they

1:40:50

don't go left to right. It's not like me.

1:40:53

It's not like youngest, middle, oldest.

1:40:55

You think there's an order to it, even if it wasn't on purpose. They

1:40:57

think there is, they make a big deal. Even if it wasn't on purpose.

1:41:00

In my mom's display cabinet, it is me. I'm

1:41:03

the centerpiece. And then the two younger

1:41:05

brothers are off to the side. Well, listen, there

1:41:07

are other ways to determining who's the favorite kid, like

1:41:09

the fridge kid, you know,

1:41:11

who takes up all the display

1:41:14

space on the fridge. Yeah,

1:41:16

same thing.

1:41:17

But the password trick is now like seen

1:41:19

as the gold standard for figuring out for

1:41:22

certain who is the most loved, according

1:41:24

to kids at least.

1:41:27

Yeah, some are just having fun, you know, with the

1:41:29

info

1:41:30

they uncover. Others

1:41:32

are making discoveries that they must now grapple with for

1:41:35

the rest of their lives.

1:41:38

Like my dad's password was the dog's name one time.

1:41:40

Yeah, but that's a good way to just, okay, I'm

1:41:42

not, there's no competition. Yeah, there's no favorite. Clearly

1:41:44

I'll have the dog more than you guys, but

1:41:46

I love the dog first and you guys equally.

1:41:48

Dad, why is it the

1:41:50

Netflix password? You're adopted 69. In

1:41:53

fact, a lot of people discovered that that patch hobbies

1:41:56

and favorite places.

1:41:59

has come to mind first when their parents think

1:42:02

up their passwords. Sure. Somebody

1:42:05

wrote, I'm the only child and still did

1:42:07

not manage to be the password child. Now,

1:42:11

once they found out they are the password child or

1:42:13

not, you kids tend to tick tock to share

1:42:15

their feelings. One popular trend is is

1:42:17

posting. I might not be the password

1:42:20

child, but

1:42:21

like, but I'm most definitely

1:42:23

the reason we have house cameras.

1:42:27

See, the trustworthy kid. See?

1:42:33

So it's not, listen, it's something to look into

1:42:35

or something parents, if you don't want to, if you don't

1:42:37

want butt hurt kids around, maybe something

1:42:39

to be conscious about. I don't know. It

1:42:41

also just seems not like a good idea for

1:42:43

a password. It's such an easy piece

1:42:45

of information to find out like your kids'

1:42:47

names and maybe your kids' name

1:42:50

followed by their birthday dot dot dot.

1:42:52

What? Do you

1:42:54

use either of yours? No. See?

1:42:58

No, I don't. Do

1:43:00

you think you're, are you password?

1:43:04

Are you your parents password guy? No, I'm

1:43:06

well, I mean, I made the favorite.

1:43:08

I made the passwords up for them. So they have nothing

1:43:10

to do with

1:43:12

any of the family stuff. Are you the favorite?

1:43:15

No, no, no, my parents did a really

1:43:17

good job of not letting

1:43:19