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Rizzuto

1:32

Raruto?

1:39

Hey! Good

1:42

morning everybody, hello! Hello!

1:45

Moon and Ray from Yellow! We

1:47

are to Wednesday? Energy up

1:49

brother! Energy up indeed. It's

1:51

supposed to be another awesome day like yesterday

1:53

was indeed in fact I

1:55

think they were calling for a high of 75 76 for

1:58

today and now that has been bumped to

1:59

Yeah, I saw that. Dang. Dude,

2:02

yesterday, A-plus day, Rafe. It was

2:04

a nice day. I was indoors

2:07

sweating out of cold, but it was nice. It

2:09

was nice. You have the windows open? I

2:11

don't remember. I kind of went into

2:14

Jefferson Airplane mode sweating out some kind

2:16

of super virus. I feel

2:18

better today, though. Light rabbit. Yeah, there's

2:21

a lot of that going on. We had the windows open. Our

2:23

house was actually cooler inside than it was

2:25

outside. Oh, really? Well, because it was in the shade.

2:27

So it was the same temperature, but the shady spot. You

2:29

know

2:29

what I mean? I went to get my

2:32

car wash yesterday on my way

2:34

home from work. And my

2:36

car was like caked in mud. Yeah,

2:38

dude, you were tearing it up, tearing

2:41

it up soon. Well, I was up at my buddy's

2:45

hunting lodge up there in Barrow, Illinois

2:48

on about a week and a half ago. And

2:51

took the old Jeep off-roading. Yeah, you

2:53

were hunting worms with the mud tires. Got it

2:55

dirty. I like it. Got the Jeep dirty.

2:58

First time.

2:58

Pretty much, yeah. That

3:01

car basically goes to the grocery store

3:03

and work. That's it. Yeah, it is fun

3:05

to pull in and see mud on

3:06

your Jeep because I'm always like, oh, look at that.

3:09

I wonder what kind of puddle he found. So

3:11

that's only maybe about the third time I've seen like real

3:14

mud caked on your. Well, I mean, I'll listen, I'll drive it around

3:16

the farm or in this

3:18

case

3:19

up there and Barry.

3:22

Yeah, I took it through a couple of streams.

3:25

Yeah, did some donuts. Yeah,

3:28

buddy. Yeah,

3:30

I really took it on the trail. Really got it dirty.

3:32

Next thing you know, you're gonna have one of them snorkels on it.

3:34

You know, the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

3:37

So when I took it to the car wash, it

3:40

was, I mean, they really had to do... Extra?

3:44

The little extra on it. Oh, really? Yeah.

3:47

In fact, after they were done, and

3:49

it was one of those car washes, you know, you take it through, you

3:51

sit in the waiting room, and

3:55

yeah, they dried off for you. That's my favorite.

3:57

do that all the time. Like

4:01

doing that, you spend a couple extra bucks, it's a treat, you

4:03

know, to get done the hand towel and stuff like that. And

4:05

they vacuum out the inside. And the guy says,

4:08

hey man, I really kind

4:10

of struggled to get this thing clean. It

4:12

was so muddy. We all thought the

4:15

mud on the hood of the car

4:17

was the paint job. Like out of the decal

4:19

or something? Yeah. And my first instinct

4:22

was, what the hell does that mean? I

4:24

was joking around. I go, what

4:26

the hell does that mean? And he goes, no, no, no,

4:28

no, no, no, no, no, No offense. I don't know

4:30

why I said that. Whoa, weird. Yeah,

4:33

that's a weird... It was like, I went into like

4:35

defense mode. Oh, so it wasn't

4:37

a joke? Kinda. Oh, okay.

4:40

So it was reactive, but even in the... It was

4:42

one of those things where halfway through sentence you go, this

4:44

is coming off from... I don't know why I got defensive.

4:47

Probably because the first time you got that... What year is it?

4:50

So, it's

4:53

five years old. First time you got it dirty and

4:55

you're pro proud of it. They

4:57

challenge your manhood. They're like, oh, look at this guy.

4:59

He went out and got mud a custom

5:02

mud paint job What

5:04

a douche. Yeah,

5:06

and all thinking and I it was it was an overaction

5:08

But again like halfway through I was yeah, he took a person.

5:11

I'm joking

5:13

And I'm just trying to say and

5:15

as I'm driving away I know this guy went

5:17

to his buddies

5:19

and said look at this a hole in the Wrangler.

5:21

What a weird just a typical Well

5:23

you did rake your fingers across

5:26

the mud and you go smell it. It's real. That's

5:28

real mud bud. That's Barry,

5:30

Illinois mud. That's real

5:32

mud bud. That's real mud bud. And

5:35

all I'm thinking is I was the typical. And you spared it across his

5:37

face. I was like wow that was

5:40

overly aggressive. The typical

5:42

Wrangler douche bag. That's what I became.

5:45

You wouldn't believe what I went through to get this mud. He

5:48

painted his face like Braveheart with the mud from his

5:50

wood. We didn't get

5:52

money for nothing. Who here

5:54

will challenge me? Like

5:57

man, he went full,

5:58

full break. They've hired up in

6:00

there. Just a little mud on his hood. A little

6:03

mud on the hood, huh? The prisoner wishes to say

6:05

a word.

6:06

Wrangler! And

6:10

I guess for some people, if you

6:13

see somebody driving a Jeep Wrangler, it

6:15

evokes, like,

6:18

oh, a douchebag must be driving this car. All

6:20

Wrangler drivers are douchebags. Is

6:23

that what you say? No, but

6:25

I'm sure people think that. Yeah,

6:29

I'm sure it's been thought. There's

6:31

a stigma attached to driving

6:33

a Wrangler. And I understand that, because I

6:36

can feel it. I can feel some of the looks. I

6:38

got the doors and the roof off right now, and I

6:40

freaking love it. Do you guys do the wave? Do the

6:43

Wranglers? I do the wave. I do the wave. I

6:45

do the wave. I do the wave. You don't

6:47

want to do it? There's a wave? What a douchebag

6:49

I am. Hey, it's a Jeep thing? You wouldn't understand.

6:52

Oh, don't say that. Come on, you have to lead into the joke. I

6:55

have a Jeep Cherokee, and I don't have a secret wave. wave with

6:57

anyone. Well, you're not on the clock. You're not a Wrangler. You're

6:59

not a real Jeep. Now, listen, if you had the right tires

7:01

and lift on that, I got waved at by a Cherokee

7:04

the other day. And I actually noted it, because I was

7:06

like, oh, that's a sweet Jeep. And then

7:08

he did the wave and I was like, oh shoot, I got to wave

7:10

to him too. So

7:12

again, with the Jeep thing, it's- You just throw

7:14

up a J? I don't get it. No, it's

7:16

like two fingers. It's like this, We're

7:19

not,

7:20

you know, it's lazy enough, but

7:22

also like, hey Wrangler, hey Wrangler. So

7:24

leaving the wave is douchey. Okay, here's the

7:26

way I think, and I'm sure Moon,

7:28

you think this way too, because you drive the same car,

7:31

is it's a nice day, yesterday, you

7:34

have to top off the car, and you drive past another

7:36

Jeep, and he's got his full hard

7:38

top on, and you're thinking to yourself, this

7:40

guy's a poser,

7:42

you got a car because of a day like this,

7:45

so you could take the top off. I've never thought that

7:47

once. Get out of here, I don't believe you for a

7:49

second. I've never thought about somebody else's

7:52

Jeep. You've never

7:54

had all your, Like all your, you know, you're

7:56

at the top off, doors off. Like I'm

7:58

gonna see somebody. No, you know why I die. No.

7:59

somebody drive by with all their stuff still on

8:02

and I don't know ask yourself why did that

8:04

person get that car? I promise you I've never thought

8:06

that once you know why because I have I

8:08

tried to engineer last year when I got this thing

8:11

I tried to engineer how I could go

8:14

from doors on and roof on

8:16

to doors off and roof off in the smallest amount

8:18

of effort and time and even that still 25 30 minutes

8:22

and I understand I'm not even thinking that

8:24

people have the kind of schedule where you can just up

8:26

and throw the roof off and all that stuff. Now it is pretty

8:28

easy. Really, if you don't think about anybody

8:31

else's schedule.

8:32

Like you get a car like that for a day

8:34

like yesterday or summertime.

8:36

This is my life. I'm not concerned about your life at

8:39

all. I'm concerned about everybody's life. And I judge

8:41

everybody. That's me. I'm

8:43

a dick. I think he's telling

8:46

the half truth anyway. You're out of your brain. I'm a dick.

8:48

I parked in between you boys today. And I thought to myself,

8:51

I parked in between you. I was like,

8:53

I looked at your Jeep. Nice Jeep.

8:56

Yeah, it's fine. It's real nice. I looked

8:59

over at Moon's like, Monster,

9:02

Bright Yellow, Twice the Size of Yours,

9:04

got a lift kit on it, doors off, hard

9:06

top. It's like if you came in with a guitar

9:09

and he came in with like a double headed like Yingue

9:13

Malmsteen like guitar. That's how

9:15

the thing came. I didn't build it. What? We

9:18

both bought new guitars, what? I don't care about your guitar. I

9:20

didn't even look at your guitar. Listen,

9:22

I didn't pick that Jeep. That Jeep picked me.

9:25

Hey, Blue Rescue Who. Hey, yeah. Listen,

9:28

I'll

9:29

tell you what. So I was a Tacoma

9:31

guy through and through. I loved my

9:33

truck. I used my truck a lot too for

9:36

utility and everything.

9:37

And I was using the bed less.

9:41

And I'd had it for a

9:43

number of years and we were out next

9:46

to this Jeep. My son was with

9:48

me and he's like, dude, wouldn't

9:51

it be so fun if we could take the roof off the truck?

9:53

And I was like, man, I think about that all the time. time I see the Jeeps

9:56

without the without the roofs without the door I would

9:58

love to take the roof off are to come.

10:00

And he said well dad you know what why don't we just get

10:02

a Jeep just just get it So I'm not

10:04

I'm not that dad that like you know let his kids Determine

10:08

yeah dictate the house or anything But

10:11

the car was well paid off and everything and I was

10:13

like you know what man I honestly I had

10:15

the Yolo moment where I was like dude

10:18

Yolo, man. I don't know moment. I

10:20

yeah I had a Yolo Yolo moment and and

10:22

it was that Jeep right there that I was just like you know what

10:25

and my son Goes we'll name it Homer Simpson This

10:27

will be fun, and it was kind of a kids It was kind of

10:29

like a bonding thing was like you know what this would be fun This

10:32

will be fun for us. We do all this outdoor stuff. We

10:34

love traveling, Missouri We love doing the state parks wouldn't

10:36

be fun if we could do it basically in the truck with the roof

10:38

off

10:39

And it really was one of those Yolo

10:41

moments man, and I have not regretted It's been so

10:43

much fun now some of these mornings when it's 42 degrees

10:46

outside

10:46

Top-off

10:51

and driven in at you know three o'clock in the morning. It's

10:53

freezing and miserable. It wasn't miserable

10:56

for me I kind of love it now. I'm in a full.

10:58

I love it I'm in a full snowboard

11:00

coat, and I got to see the heat seats heated

11:03

seats and heated steering wheel

11:07

Extra heat he's got like a I

11:09

think you got a space heater that you plugged into an extra

11:12

outlet that came It came with outdoor vehicle.

11:14

It's all the bells and whistles I'm just saying

11:16

if I walked up to a urinal and

11:17

I looked over and you had your Jeep in your hand and Moon

11:21

had his Jeep in his hand. I used scoot closer

11:23

to the urinal you know what I mean. That's all I'm saying All

11:26

I know is Jeeps. You know there's camping

11:29

and there's glamping. Yeah, yeah, he's Glamping

11:32

yeah, I find it hard to believe you parked right next to each other

11:34

all these years. There's never been

11:36

a day Yeah, we're

11:38

even glanced over at Rizz's

11:40

Jeep, and you were just like no you

11:42

know the cool thing and just your Jeep So

11:48

nerdy if you really want to get this nerdy

11:50

it really is kind of this crazy weird community

11:52

We were going down st. Charles

11:54

in in Main Street. We saw a team Riz member. They

11:57

pulled over and

11:58

They had the doors off kid jumps out and gives

11:59

us a duck and we gave him a duck and we're talking about trails.

12:02

You know that whole thing now, the ducking. Have

12:05

you heard of this? Ducking? No. No,

12:08

it's something that's a Jeep thing. You

12:10

wouldn't understand. Stop

12:12

it. You know what? The farther we go, the worse

12:14

we're going to sound here, Riz. But I will say. You're

12:17

in now. I'm not letting this go.

12:18

It is a community and it is a

12:20

ton of fun and you can get as deep as you want. And as

12:22

douchey as it looks from the outside, it's

12:25

the coolest, welcoming, welcomingest, everybody's

12:27

just happy that you got a ring on. about skull and crossbones.

12:30

Whatever brother. If they were in it. Now,

12:32

let me explain the ducking thing. Well, real

12:34

quick, when I got this thing, Riz and I

12:36

instantly had like another bonding thing where he was talking

12:38

about like, hey, have you ever tried these handles or this thing?

12:40

Or I was talking about these runners. It's

12:43

fun. We were just nerd now before the show. I'm

12:45

not judging. I'm not yucking or yum. We'll

12:47

kind of win this thing. If you guys wanna go camping

12:50

and docking and whatever, like go do it. I

12:52

don't care. It's ducking. What I'm saying

12:54

is. Oh, ducking is what I meant. Nobody's comparing it in a bad way.

12:56

Everybody's

12:57

always like, Oh, did

12:59

you find this thing to be cool or how'd you try

13:01

this one? I was listening before we

13:03

went on the air about you guys having your winch talk.

13:06

Hoist. Hoist talk and I'm like, where

13:08

do you take your Jeep? And he's like, pretty much, grocery

13:11

store. But yeah, run into a room, came

13:13

in sideways in a parking and had to put

13:15

the winch on the cart stall and pull myself

13:18

out of there, barely made it out. Kids

13:20

were crying. Man, it's cool. Such

13:24

a dick. And he goes, I would now, He goes, I go to Dearberg's.

13:28

OK, so

13:30

ducking has become a thing for

13:32

Jeep owners pretty much over the last

13:34

two years. I think it started during the pandemic

13:37

as like a nice gesture. Yeah, I think it was some gal

13:39

in Canada or something started it.

13:41

Where there are these, and maybe

13:43

you've seen Jeeps on the road. In

13:45

the windshield, you'll see like little rubber

13:48

ducks just lined up.

13:50

So if you see a Wrangler, you're supposed to put

13:53

one of those little rubber ducks on the door handle. So

13:56

are you a bad wrangler driver if you always

13:58

get rid of your ducts? I'm not playing

14:01

this game. He says that but he's got a few ducks

14:03

in there I seen him well

14:05

than this because you gifted him to somebody I got rid of him.

14:07

I said I'm not playing this game anymore Sure,

14:11

buddy, what do you mean sure buddy? Well?

14:13

I'm just saying so let me say

14:15

I played for like two months And I thought this

14:17

is stupid. I have a box of them

14:20

the kids bought a box Basically you

14:22

guys are doing the truck stop bandana thing

14:24

with your jeeps. You're just the loofah thing

14:26

your loofah on each other No, so it's more. Yeah, it's

14:29

more of a compliment. It's like the yellow duck in

14:31

the windshield

14:33

You got a mallard you

14:36

trust me, I don't know what it means but

14:38

it's freaky-deaky he's in the hoisting

14:42

Well, you're just jealous

14:44

yeah, man Cuz what do you

14:46

drive? I? Drive a 1996 Jeep

14:50

Grand Cherokee with peanut butter leather seats

14:53

and what's at what's 300,000 miles? So

14:56

it's a Jeep thing and you would you should understand.

14:58

Yeah,

14:59

I like my Jeep Cherokee, but I

15:01

don't have any secret I Don't

15:03

have any secret handshakes and waves and

15:05

ducks and no I'll have any of that hoists

15:07

and winches and my just a regular two-wheel-drive

15:11

Car it's just not it's

15:13

cool. I like it, but it's not It's

15:16

not the I feel like the Wrangler is the It's

15:20

something I breed of its own. It is.

15:22

It is. It is. The

15:24

top doesn't come off my Jeep. It is nerdy. It could.

15:27

It's probably just not going back on. Yeah, I mean, it could. Yeah,

15:31

with a tour check, I could take it off. And

15:33

I could see how the whole Jeep community has looked

15:35

upon as smug. I understand. Yeah,

15:38

and that's fine. Because most of

15:40

us, I don't think we care.

15:41

I don't think we're looking at anybody else's

15:43

cars. Nobody's judging anybody. We're just here, YOLO

15:46

in the moment, going, you know what? If

15:49

you see a certain car drive by,

15:52

it doesn't evoke a thing for you. Like the

15:54

driver must be a

15:56

blank. I

15:58

like to play that game. Yeah. There

16:01

are certain cars. There

16:03

are certain cars. I mean, there's the old stigma. Anytime

16:05

you see a guy go buying a big

16:08

sports car or a big jacked

16:11

up vehicle, what's the old go-to? You

16:13

think he's got a small dangling? That's right. That's

16:15

what everybody says. And it

16:17

may not be true. Statistically it's true sometimes.

16:20

Statistically it's true. Statistically it probably

16:22

is true. Statistically it's true sometimes.

16:25

But you know what? There might be some, you know, there

16:28

could be a guy. I'm not well endowed

16:30

man driving around in a little Miata too.

16:32

My favorite thing is all the messages coming across calling

16:35

us douchebags, but I'm

16:37

like, I'm cool. I'm having a good time and

16:39

you're the one messaging somebody calling

16:41

them a douchebag for what they drive. Who's

16:43

the douche?

16:45

Get them. Who's the douche? I

16:47

mean, come on. Jeep

16:52

ducks are the same as those little

16:54

things for your Crocs. Oh,

16:57

the flair, like flair for your crocs. Sorry,

17:01

I'm sorry, everybody around you is having a good time. I'm not playing

17:03

the duck game anymore. I'm done with that.

17:05

I'm not playing that game.

17:07

No,

17:09

I just looked up this list of the top 10 cars

17:12

that douchebags drive. Yeah, we

17:15

know. OK, so we already know number one. What's the others?

17:18

Well, no, Wrangler is on the list. Yeah,

17:20

we all knew that.

17:21

We didn't need you to tell us that. And

17:23

there's plenty. This is somebody's opinion. And

17:26

there's plenty. I know plenty of douchebags

17:28

that drive. And here's what this person writes. Again,

17:30

this is Top 10 Cars Douchebags Drive. Jeep

17:32

Wrangler's number five on the list of the 10.

17:34

Douchebags have long poisoned

17:37

the Jeep, cheap stylish and with

17:39

decent speed and all offering four-wheel drive.

17:42

What redneck wouldn't want one?

17:44

Changing the grills to look quote

17:46

unquote menacing is the cringiest thing

17:48

imaginable. I

17:52

happen to actually think those look kind of cool. I don't

17:54

know. Of course you do. Are they the mean

17:57

ones? Yeah, I don't know.

17:59

Well, it looks like the eyebrows are going down. All right,

18:01

fine. Do you remember when they had those? I think

18:04

it was like a clothing line called Bad Boy. Do

18:06

you remember that? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And they had the little

18:08

eyes that looked mean and people were putting those on the

18:10

front of their Jeeps. That's, I mean, that's kind of, you

18:12

can get that on Amazon now. That's hilarious.

18:15

Get those grills. This person also writes, also thank

18:17

you for ruining the official way of apologizing

18:19

in traffic. For those who don't know, the official

18:21

way of apologizing in traffic is the peace

18:23

sign. Jeep drivers appropriated

18:26

it into the Jeep salute.

18:28

Now instead of it being

18:30

a vital communication tool, it's

18:32

a bro fist for tools. Man,

18:35

we should make we should we should make Riz show. Tell you what,

18:38

that was pretty good writing. Pretty decent writing. We should

18:41

make Riz show ducks. No, I'm

18:43

not playing this game anymore. That

18:45

would be great. The heck of a community out

18:47

there, man. If I- You could make a moon jeep

18:51

jeep duck. You know what? A

18:54

moon Valjean jeep duck. And it's

18:56

actually would be kind of cool and it's yeah

18:58

anybody anybody can I'm not playing everybody

19:01

can just

19:01

put it on Whatever car you put on I'm I'm

19:03

just gonna throw them out my window at people. You

19:07

get a duck, you get a duck. I'm just gonna say

19:09

duck and then I'm gonna throw it I mean, it makes sense. Can

19:12

anyone think of any other cars that would be on this guy's list?

19:14

I'm gonna assume. Top 10 cars, douche bags, trucks. Porsche Porsche,

19:17

Porsche 9L. I will will say that there are no.

19:19

Super. Super high end.

19:22

I was gonna say Bugatti. No, there are no, like,

19:24

no Maseratis, no Lamborghinis. Okay, let's go BMWs. The

19:28

BMW M3 specifically. Okay, yeah.

19:32

that's the affordable one, right? That's the one that's

19:34

the M3? Yeah, is that the entry level?

19:36

Is the M3 M5? Is that what it is? Okay,

19:39

he writes, BMW has

19:42

always kind of had a rich douchebag vibe to it.

19:44

A lot of the models from the 90s until

19:47

the mid 2000s appeared to have garnered

19:50

Turner car reputations, particularly

19:53

the three series, one series, most of all the

19:55

prestigious M-Series.

19:58

These once held in high regard... Luxury

20:00

sedans are now being treated like Honda

20:02

and Tigris. That's this one.

20:05

What do we got? It's cool.

20:07

I like the nice. I really like

20:09

gamers.

20:11

I got some buddies that are Mercedes

20:14

brand ambassadors and I used to

20:16

think Mercedes was like Mercedes not

20:18

on this list Oh really? Yeah, dude once once

20:21

once I was in this dudes Mercedes AMG something

20:23

or other Holy smokes,

20:26

nicest things I've ever been. I can tell you. It

20:28

was. The M3 seems to be the, like as far as luxury

20:30

goes, the most luxurious car that went

20:32

down. On the left, where was it? That was number four. I

20:35

can tell you what I think is the opposite, what has

20:37

become almost Wrangler's mirror

20:40

image is the Tesla.

20:42

I find that Tesla drivers

20:44

have become, like

20:46

anytime I get an Uber in LA, it's almost nine

20:49

times out of 10 it's a Tesla and they've got like these snarky

20:51

directions about how how to get in and out of their space-aged

20:53

car that make you feel like you're, like

20:55

they're gonna give you a bad rating

20:57

because you're like, do not punch

20:59

my door handle, do not touch my door handle, press

21:02

here, because it's like, you know, Teslas are all, gotta

21:04

press in a certain spot, and they don't

21:06

have, the

21:07

top window's just glass, there's no like,

21:10

if you slam the door, no frames, if you slam the door,

21:13

and it's like, I get it, but you knew you were gonna

21:15

drive Uber and you bought a Tesla. You're

21:17

gonna have to, there's gotta be a learning curve. Yeah, yeah,

21:19

yeah, and they- That's not on this list. Really?

21:22

I've only been at a Tesla once. I feel like

21:24

that. The only, Moon and I test drove that one.

21:27

Yeah. That was the only time I've ever been at

21:29

a Tesla. And that was like three years ago. How'd you feel about it?

21:31

I loved it. Oh, you loved it. Yeah.

21:34

It was like being on a roller coaster. It is an incredible

21:36

experience. What about, sorry.

21:39

I'm sorry, when we put it in auto

21:41

drive.

21:42

Yeah, that was weird.

21:43

So we went to the Tesla dealership

21:46

in Chesterfield. Cool. And

21:48

they let us take it out for, I'll take it out for an hour. An

21:50

hour, okay.

21:52

So we took it up and down 40

21:54

and put that thing

21:57

in auto, fully or the full autonomous

21:59

mode.

22:01

It drove for you. I said we're

22:04

there. We're there. Wait,

22:06

that happened on Interstate 40? Yeah,

22:08

it was on 40. You can

22:10

drive top speed with it on auto? Yes,

22:12

sir. Yeah. Did not know that.

22:15

I thought it was like a... Oh no, we put it

22:17

in full on the city road. It just goes faster

22:19

than the speed limit, right? It was incredible.

22:22

It was incredible. Oh, I... Can

22:24

you adjust the speed limits? I got a few. Right?

22:27

People are... Okay. I said Subaru.

22:30

Subaru WRX. That

22:32

was number 7 on the list. So that's the racer. That's the

22:35

little brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr. Wanna combine the douchey

22:37

redneck off-roading culture with the douchey

22:40

wannabe gangsta street racing culture? Here

22:42

you go with the Subaru WRX. That's the Subaru

22:45

Fast and Furious. What about Jaguars? Yawgliu

22:47

walls. No Jaguar. Okay, how about Challenger or

22:49

Charger? No, surprisingly not.

22:52

Yeah, a couple years ago those were

22:54

the Mustang

22:55

too. They were kind of rude. Mustang's on the That's

22:57

one of the reasons I got rid of the Challenger. Number three

22:59

was the Ford Mustang. The

23:02

Ford Mustang and the number two on this list

23:05

are probably the only two cars a redneck

23:07

douchebag would own nowadays. Camaro. That's

23:10

number

23:11

two. Ford Mustang, a long running vehicle since the

23:14

1960s and 70s, the most recent

23:16

incarnation of the Mustang is rather powerful for

23:18

a pony car. As a result, it's become quite

23:20

the piece among street racers and rednecks

23:23

alike, particularly street racers who

23:25

are looking to impress all their equally

23:27

lame friends and to crash it into a

23:29

ditch after shelling out good money for the car.

23:32

And then you got your Camaro, which is number two,

23:35

which I call the Hoosier Batmobile. One

23:39

cannot help but roll their eyes every time one

23:41

of these drive by. Also for

23:44

one more game of road bingo, count how many of these,

23:47

these, these

23:51

the driver of the Chevy Camaro has. hair,

23:54

slender build, fake supreme shirt, jean

23:56

jacket, vapes, Jordan sandals and tube socks,

23:59

basketball shorts fake. chain car smells of weed,

24:01

stands six foot taller higher, dumber

24:03

than a first grade class pet guinea

24:05

pig. Oh, man.

24:08

Six feet or taller seems

24:10

like a good attribute, right? Right.

24:14

I was given a Camaro as a loner

24:16

once,

24:17

when my car was in the shop, hated it.

24:20

This is like, was it fun to drive? Is this a legit

24:22

one or a V6 or is this a newer one?

24:24

One of the newer ones, you sit so low in

24:27

the car. Yeah, what was? and you

24:29

can't see around.

24:32

Exactly. What's an issue with those newer Camaros?

24:34

It's tough, tough to see. That's where the Mustang

24:37

kind of passed them up. The Mustangs were awful for

24:39

a while, and the newer Mustangs are pretty freaking

24:41

sweet. They're good drives.

24:43

Camaro's not as much as far as

24:45

my experience goes, but those old Camaros, my buddy's

24:47

first car was like a 68-something or other Camaro,

24:50

and it was just the coolest, man.

24:52

It was the coolest. No Audi's

24:54

on the list, Brian. At least the list

24:57

I have here. Do we have any trucks

24:59

like a Ford F-150? Ford

25:01

F-150 is number eight.

25:02

Dodge Ram. I'm driving right now. The Ram 1500

25:05

is number 10. So

25:08

the 1500. Soberado. The 1500

25:11

lives in the suburbs, drives a muddy lifted

25:13

truck, drinks light beer, constantly blaring Kid Rock

25:15

and Skynyrd on Friday nights. We've had a couple of- Probably

25:17

name something like Paxton or Tanner. We've had

25:19

a couple of those people emailing and making fun of

25:21

us about Jeeps and Tacomas and then bam,

25:24

Ram makes the list.

25:26

I'm reading this list

25:28

for somebody. But

25:32

at least I can't read their bumper sticker like

25:34

I can your Jeep.

25:36

My favorite Jeep bumper sticker is if you could read

25:38

this turn me over. That's what

25:41

I hope Moon's worried is I could

25:43

read his bumper sticker today. You're

25:45

missing number one, you're missing number nine and

25:47

number six.

25:49

Is number one a truck

25:52

or a car? It is a car. Okay. Foreign

25:54

car. Foreign

25:57

car, but not high end. Not

25:59

high end.

25:59

Is it a smart car? Like a suit?

26:02

A smart car is number six. Oh, interesting.

26:04

The smart car, the holier than now electric

26:07

car driver, that one preachy

26:09

hippie who really thinks they're changing the world by

26:12

driving the equivalent of a road legal golf

26:14

cart. Yeah, maybe that's the opposite

26:16

of the road. I got number one. Show me. I

26:19

thought it was Tesla. Prius. Prius is

26:21

number nine. Show me the

26:23

Chevrolet Corvette. No. No,

26:27

I said the foreign car. So

26:29

Fiat? No, Chevrolet's

26:31

French. Looking for somewhere else on the list. This

26:34

one, once I say it, you're gonna go, ah, okay. Hold

26:36

on, give me a second. Oh, it's. Fill some time.

26:39

It's a Renault. I wanna get this. An Omni.

26:41

An Opal. No, stop

26:43

it. It's a souped out Civic. Is

26:47

that it, Honda Civic? Honda

26:50

Civic. The Supremo with the spoiler.

26:52

Number one,

26:54

car driven by douche bags. According

26:57

to this list. Hey man, that's...

27:00

I think it's

27:02

pretty close, but I mean I don't know if Civic's

27:04

number one for me. One car forever stands

27:06

atop the mountain of douchebag drivers, the Honda

27:09

Civic. A long-standing

27:11

staple of Japanese automobiles since 1970,

27:14

the Honda Civic has seen many sporty incarnations,

27:17

including the CRX

27:18

and inclusion in the Honda's

27:21

coveted Type R line. However, Under

27:23

the hood lies both its cause of praise and downfall

27:26

to douchebaggery. V-TECH.

27:29

Something exclusive to Honda, V-TECH is

27:31

what gives the Civic and a lot of front-wheel drive

27:34

Hondas their infamy. That

27:36

quick build-up to acceleration makes the Honda

27:38

Civic and the Honda Integra by extension

27:41

formidable and popular choices in

27:43

street racing. Oh, somebody said Hummer. Did

27:45

Hummer go out of business or something? Hummer got an honorable mention.

27:48

Okay. They're back.

27:49

Yeah, how did that not make the list? That's what I was

27:51

kind of thinking was number one. It got the whole explanation. So

27:53

I asked if it was a truck or a car. Right before you said the Subaru

27:57

WRX, somebody put in. and Super WRX is

27:59

the fla-

27:59

flagship of the flat bill hat wearing

28:02

constant vaping douche lawyers. Yeah,

28:04

it is even more than the Civic.

28:07

Yes, yeah, probably cuz you got to spend a lot of money.

28:10

Those WRXs are not cheap and I don't

28:12

know how much they're incredible cars. They are

28:14

bad. There's a reason that they're in

28:16

like video games and stuff. They're sick.

28:19

Hold

28:19

on up on the screen.

28:23

If you're gonna make fun of our driving

28:25

a Jeep.

28:26

Yeah, you're all you're all You're all douchebags.

28:31

NERDS. You're all jerks. Okay,

28:34

so this is... Oh, the Jetta. This

28:36

is a stock piece. Somebody said

28:39

the Jetta. Somebody said the Jetta. You know what? Let

28:41

me find it. You said the WRX STI. Subaru WRX.

28:47

Civics from the 90s. Yeah, there you go.

28:50

Some reading some of this instant feedback. The Corvette.

28:52

The Corvette, I always say,

28:54

you got to be over 50 to get one.

28:56

These are the civics,

28:58

but built, I mean, like, for the racing.

29:01

These WRX STIs are

29:03

pretty freaking sweet. When you get them decked out, these

29:05

are quick little go-kart-y cars, man.

29:07

I can't see any of us driving one of those. These

29:09

are the ones that you'll see like... That car does not match

29:12

any one of us. You'll see him pull them up to like some

29:14

muscle car that's got some, you know, V8

29:16

and 400-something horsepower, and

29:18

this thing will whip it.

29:20

Just... Bye.

29:22

All right, so what car matches our personality?

29:25

So if you see me and

29:26

you're just based off how I

29:28

look, what do you think I would drive?

29:30

Smart car. Oh

29:33

man, you know, that's really tough because

29:35

I've seen you drive, we've known each

29:37

other since you've been driving the, well,

29:39

the charger. Even the, what

29:42

was it right before the charger?

29:45

I had a two door Wrangler.

29:47

I had a two door Wrangler, charger. I

29:50

had a Cherokee. Cherokee, yeah,

29:52

I remember the Cherokee. Yeah, I remember the Cherokee. Man,

29:56

I don't know. Let me think on that, you

29:59

know?

29:59

I can see Raph in an old wagon

30:02

ear like a 1983 With

30:06

the wood paneling

30:08

and a K car what's that? Pull

30:14

up the Chrysler K I can see you in the return

30:16

of the Chrysler 300 as well. Oh, yeah You

30:19

know what I'm talking about?

30:21

Pull up a up. Oh, not the one that looked like a Mercedes.

30:24

Okay, this is a K-card. You remember this thing? It's basically

30:27

like a... Yeah, that's tight. That was

30:29

my high school car right there.

30:33

Yeah, dude. Well, is this

30:34

a Topaz or something? Mine was a LeBaron.

30:37

I had a Ford Tempo for a

30:39

while. Tempo, yeah. That's the Mercury

30:41

Topaz Ford Tempo. I can see you in a Dodge Aries

30:44

or a Plymouth Reliant.

30:47

Yeah, I was like, I'm

30:49

surprised that you drove all those things because I see you in like a 97

30:52

Dodge Stratus. You're

30:54

right.

30:55

I can see him in the Stratus. Dodge

30:57

Stratus? What was the one that came after that?

30:59

The Stratus? The Neon? Moon

31:01

would drive one of those motorcycles with the two wheels in the front

31:04

and one wheel in the back. What? That's

31:08

what I see you in. Can you connect that for me? Cool

31:10

sunglasses? The lean and forward. Yeah, like

31:12

a sidecar with your guitar in it. He's

31:14

got the Jose Casaco glasses on. Yeah, for

31:16

sure.

31:17

I see I can see you in like an 80 something wagon

31:19

here with something hanging from the from the front. Yeah,

31:23

I mean, I'm not denying

31:25

any of this. I fit

31:27

my car that I drive, which is an old beat

31:31

up crap box that just like got

31:34

a good heart and just keeps going

31:36

like nothing aesthetically is pleasing about

31:38

it.

31:39

The glue came off the ceiling uses the dye

31:42

fuses to die. The leather is cracking to

31:44

burn. No matter how bad I treat it, it's like my

31:46

Millennium Falcon. I know exactly.

31:48

It dies at a stoplight. I don't panic. I

31:50

put it in park. She fires right back up every

31:53

time. She's got a little thing going

31:55

on right now with the Island weird. It's

31:57

fine.

31:58

So it's just like me going to the doctor.

31:59

Like if I don't go to the doctor,

32:02

that's right. They can't tell me what's wrong with me. So

32:04

nothing's wrong. If you take, if

32:06

you don't take your car to the mechanic, they can't tell you

32:08

anything's wrong with the car. I've had, I haven't had a car

32:10

payment in over 15 years.

32:13

I've had this car for 22 years. Damn.

32:16

How many miles? Over 300. Whoo,

32:19

man. Nice. If I were to place, if

32:22

I were to place you in any car, it would be something like this,

32:24

like a Ford Escape, you know, like a nicer,

32:26

bigger Escape,

32:28

Or it would be one of these No

32:31

way dude. No like the 300 M

32:34

300s like tried to look like a Mercedes. That's not

32:36

my friend John that had the the the watch

32:39

in the middle of the dash, right? I don't know

32:46

Also see you driving up

32:48

I can kind of see you driving like if you really

32:51

wanted to spend some money I could see you driving

32:53

like an old Like

32:56

an old Mercedes? No like an old pickup

32:59

like an old This guy an old

33:01

pickup? I can see Riz trying to go

33:03

out and get like a you know

33:06

like a 77 Silverado

33:08

get it all fixed up. That'd be cool.

33:11

Those are

33:13

the sickest dude. My daughter asked

33:16

me not too long ago hey what dad what's

33:18

your dream car? I don't really have a dream car. Oh,

33:21

I did if I could get an old 70s box

33:23

body that was just like perfectly restored real

33:26

nice I would be like

33:28

to get like a Ferrari or you know Where

33:31

am I going like this? I don't go anywhere

33:34

if I could get that

33:35

no extra cab no nothing This

33:38

is an old truck

33:39

Yes, this 77 Silverado or something

33:41

around there like you know any any of these

33:43

I Love this Yeah,

33:47

those like a 77 Bonanza Yeah,

33:51

I almost bought a 77 Suburban once. I can

33:53

see Riz pulling in on one of these two-tone. I mean,

33:55

that'd be cool.

33:58

I'd drive it. and hard. I'm like okay so

34:00

you get a Ferrari what the hell am I gonna do with that? Let's

34:03

go for a drive to where? Everywhere you

34:05

go the same place no matter

34:09

what you're in. We're not going for a drive.

34:13

We don't go for drives. Kids let's take the Ferrari

34:16

up to Ted Drew's. All right

34:19

don't scratch it.

34:21

Yeah oh yeah you think I've taken my Ferrari into

34:23

the city? Hell no. I mean all things considered

34:26

If I had an impractical car

34:28

to drive, I'd get a 67 Impala. It

34:31

came over. But again,

34:33

what are you gonna, like what are you gonna do? Is that gonna

34:35

be your everyday car? I said in a perfect

34:37

world, all things considered. But what's your perfect world?

34:40

You take it for a drive? Well, it would be, I said an

34:42

impractical car. That's an impractical car

34:44

that I would get. Like

34:47

where are you going? Are you gonna go, is it

34:49

gonna be more? Tina's on tour and I was like, how, I'm

34:51

gonna have to buy a new car.

34:53

I'm not getting rid of the Jeep though.

34:55

I'm gonna if I ever have the money

34:57

she's getting full

35:00

makeover I'm bringing her back to life. Are

35:03

you gonna restore that car? So

35:06

you're gonna put money into that where you could

35:08

buy a car? Only if I get a Netflix

35:12

special. Somebody said this is King

35:14

Scott 1994 Corolla. No I see you driving

35:17

a Saturn.

35:18

I thought about the Saturn for a

35:20

long time that car was like way

35:23

out kicked its coverage. It was a sweet car. I think mine

35:25

was a BMW Asetta.

35:28

What's that? Got to look it up, man. That's my

35:30

ride. I did that completely. You guys

35:32

will agree in a second. Look

35:34

at my. That's the Erco

35:37

car with the front door. The whole front

35:39

thing is the door. There's one of those in St. Louis. Wait,

35:42

the front? How do you get in that thing? I have a beaver,

35:44

man. You open the front. You don't remember Erco?

35:46

This is the door handle right here. And he goes, boop, and

35:49

the whole... They have that car at the

35:51

BMW dealership on King's Highway. The

35:53

actual one from Family Matters. This is a fancy

35:55

shopping cart. whole face of it opens

35:58

and you step in and then the wheel

35:59

on the face. Does it have a handle in the back where you can

36:02

push it? Probably. It

36:07

looks like something you put the kids in when they're you know

36:09

when they're toddlers. Does

36:11

that

36:11

have four wheels or is that a third wheel on the back?

36:14

I think that's a third. Yeah. Oh it is okay

36:16

so that's basically what Ray said that I was driving. I appreciate

36:18

that. Yeah that's

36:20

you dude. I want to get a lift on that. I

36:22

thought you meant he was driving like that like one of those slingshots.

36:25

Yeah what

36:26

the two wheel? The two in the front one on

36:28

the back. That is what I meant. He's

36:32

driving like a slingshot that's got like the

36:34

reverse tricycle. Yeah. Yeah. Man,

36:36

if I could have something impractical, like you were talking about, like an old

36:38

Impala, I'd have some, some Barracuda

36:42

or GTO or

36:43

something. Just an old Royce. I

36:48

see like King Scott

36:51

and like an 87 to an 89 Mercury

36:53

Cougar. Sweet. You

36:55

know the ones I'm I'm talking about yeah every kid

36:58

in high school the ones are kind of laid back

37:00

down So I've gotten a Suzuki samurai,

37:03

but we're still dope you tell my like the

37:05

old Monte Carlos and Grand Nationals No,

37:07

these are a little less cool cougars.

37:09

He's kind of laid back, but they could still haul a trailer

37:13

Yeah No, the

37:15

samurai.

37:16

That is it. Like

37:18

that's the the Urkel car is this

37:21

is the SUV for their samurai is the tiny. That's

37:23

like the late 80s coug.

37:25

Let me see that. Oh, right. Yeah, which still had a VA

37:27

didn't write that was a little more. Oh,

37:30

that was a sweet looking my samurai

37:32

is the Jeep want to be in the 80s Suzuki made a Jeep

37:34

want to be in the 80s. Then they

37:35

turned it into something else. The sidekick was

37:37

a Suzuki sidekick or something sidekicks

37:39

out familiar. Yeah, which

37:41

was this this is this is it as a mini. It's

37:43

a miniature Jeep. It just feels like a roll box.

37:46

Like you could just flip that thing. That's

37:48

the first one. I would like to add that in the Cougar,

37:50

the King Scott is driving. It would have,

37:53

it would be like that maroon colored one where the paint oxidized

37:55

on the hood. Yeah.

37:59

paint was like a faulty paint

38:02

job in the late 80s early 90s and everyone's

38:04

cars just started to oxidize on the hood yep

38:06

yeah I'd have that oh yeah big time

38:09

you know you're talking about the can am spider is

38:11

what that thing yeah he's a spider

38:14

spider look you love spiders yeah

38:16

you do nailed it

38:18

didn't even know that I nailed it he have

38:22

a sidecar with his with his guitar

38:24

in it

38:27

strapped in strapped in the strap

38:29

of course somebody said Scott would be a

38:31

an old-school beetle those old-school

38:33

beetles man yeah

38:36

that would be a dream vehicle somewhat

38:38

microbus with the engine to the back

38:40

yeah yeah and one like that 60s one and

38:43

what I saw completely the love bug

38:45

yeah yeah I saw a completely restored one drive by the other day

38:47

you know Sunday driving style and I was like damn

38:49

dude those are I know I know they may

38:52

look silly to some people but I this just such a

38:54

nostalgia thing I think those are such I remember

38:56

as a kid you You know, the first time you get to experience

38:59

one of those and you find out that the luggage is

39:01

held up in the front. What was

39:03

the year that they came back again?

39:04

Because my radio station got one.

39:08

The radio station, I worked

39:10

that back in the late 90s. When they first came back, and

39:12

they were awful. So

39:14

the radio station got one of the first ones on the road.

39:16

It was red. God, it was

39:18

so dumb looking. I remember it had the flower

39:21

next to the steering wheel. Oh,

39:23

yeah. That was a big comeback on

39:26

the B. I was going to bring that up. What a piece of crap

39:28

that car was.

39:29

Wow. I

39:31

mean, it was, oh, look, the Beatles back. And

39:35

it was what garbage that car was. I feel

39:37

like all my friends in nursing school had that

39:40

car and the

39:42

Jetta. I

39:43

feel like I knew a lot of ladies in nursing school, fellas

39:46

too. Seems like that was the nursing

39:48

school car. When my wife and I saved enough

39:50

money to buy our first car, we went to a Volkswagen

39:52

dealership to go look at a Jetta.

39:55

Yeah. And I remember the selling point for the guy

39:57

was, so you can hang on the door. The

40:00

hinges are so strong. And I go, when

40:02

am I gonna ever do this? What the hell are you talking

40:05

about? He goes, look, he was hanging on the door. Like

40:08

that was his big selling point of the car. When

40:12

is this gonna happen? When

40:16

am I gonna do this? Tell me about the other

40:18

features. This is something I don't care about. And this

40:20

guy focused on opening up the door

40:23

and hanging on the door. Look, it's a

40:25

Ben. I could see you early

40:27

days interning in a Dodge Neon too.

40:30

I don't know why I just pictured you rolling up in

40:32

like a, the year they tried to make

40:35

those vibrant colors like purple, Hunter

40:37

green or purple. I'm about to add a Dodge

40:39

Neon. It's like a neon you're driving around Brooklyn.

40:42

You're still interning young Riz blue

40:44

hair, blue, and the Russian man's

40:46

not a care. I didn't have a car.

40:50

I didn't have a car then. He

40:52

would have killed for a neon. I would have killed for a neon.

40:54

As much as those bugs we were talking about looking so ugly,

40:56

when they've kind of reformed them to look

40:59

more like the 60s ones, they did get pretty sick. Well,

41:01

what's the year they first came back? Was

41:03

it 2000 or 99? 99, I think.

41:06

Because the radio station bought a red one and

41:09

put a white stripe up the front. Ooh.

41:12

But what's weird is you see the ones they have here, and then

41:15

I found on here that 99, they're still doing

41:17

the Mexican Volkswagen,

41:20

and it looks like the old school one. Hmm same

41:22

year and one is really cool and one is the round

41:26

Shape of the 90s. Yeah, I want to say

41:28

it was in the parking lot right now I was still in high

41:31

school. Yeah, them old 60s ones

41:33

though. Listen, I beat it. Here's to some eyes.

41:35

We're all douchebags. Okay, that's it

41:39

Yep, you are so very cool. What kind of

41:41

well King Scott went to mountaintop

41:43

yesterday in a new car. What oh, yeah No,

41:48

it's not yes, it is it's just an f-150

41:50

So you got a small, small wee wee. I

41:53

know. And I'm thrilled. That's a good start.

41:55

Oh, Scott's here. Let's get in there. I'm thrilled.

41:58

I'm thrilled.

41:59

Get a minute into an F-150. That's

42:03

a great ride. All good. What

42:07

are the cars that are being installed all the time? The Kia's and the

42:09

Andes. The Kia's and the

42:11

Andes.

42:13

I was talking to a certain insurance

42:15

agent

42:16

and they

42:19

won't insure those cars anymore. Like

42:21

there are insurance companies

42:23

that will not, if you have a Kia. Is it all

42:25

Kia's or specific? I think specific

42:27

years. They don't have that anti-theft thing. OK,

42:30

so it's not models. It's not like the Forte. I

42:33

thought it was models. I think you're right.

42:35

I think it's like years in models, certain years in models.

42:37

Certain years in models. I thought it was the Kia Forte and

42:39

one other one. Because

42:43

I haven't seen a lot of these Tellurides out.

42:45

They're pretty sweet. Kia's

42:47

trying to up their game. The Tellurides are pretty

42:50

sweet. Yeah, my buddy has one. Loves

42:52

that thing. It's like they're a little more higher

42:54

end.

42:55

Yeah, they look fancy. And I'm curious if those,

42:57

because I mean, those are like 50 grand. If

42:59

those can just be turned on with a

43:01

USB drive, that's problematic. America's

43:05

larger than serves are refusing to write policies in

43:07

certain cities. St. Louis being one of them for

43:09

some older Hyundai and Kia

43:12

models that have been deemed too easy to steal.

43:14

They see Denver, St.

43:16

Louis, the two main cities,

43:19

some 2015 through 2019 Hyundai

43:22

and Kia models are roughly twice as likely

43:25

to be stolen as other vehicles of similar

43:27

age because many of them lack some of the basic

43:29

auto theft prevention technologies

43:31

included in most other vehicles.

43:33

Specifically,

43:36

these SUVs and cars don't have electronic

43:38

immobilizers which rely on a computer

43:40

chip in the car and another in the key

43:43

that communicate to confirm that the key really belongs

43:45

to the vehicle without the right key and immobilizer

43:47

should do just that, stop the car from moving.

43:51

Yeah, so 2015 to 2019, And

43:54

I don't see here specific models. And I'm sure

43:56

there are specific models that

43:59

they're...

43:59

They're not ensuring, but

44:02

I was- Still a bummer for Keaton. No,

44:05

it's a bummer. And I was watching this TikTok

44:07

video. A self-professed

44:10

car thief has been racking up the hits

44:13

with advice on how to prevent what

44:15

she calls tweakers from stealing your car. Tweakers,

44:18

yeah, methetics.

44:19

And according to her, methetics, still

44:21

a lot of cars.

44:22

And these are obvious things. Like

44:26

don't leave your valuables in your car. Well, here

44:28

she is talking about it. Here we go. How to prevent

44:30

your car from being stolen. How

44:31

to keep your car from getting stolen from

44:33

somebody who has an existing

44:36

Grand Theft Auto felony on their

44:38

record. Well, there you go. See? This is from an expert.

44:41

Dang. From

44:44

somebody with a Grand Theft Auto, mark

44:47

on their record. Park near windows. Park

44:50

somewhere that is an eye view of windows. Get

44:53

a club. It's a deterrent. It keeps them away.

44:55

No tweaker is taking the time to saw through

44:58

your club.

44:59

The club, it's as simple as that. And there are some municipalities

45:02

now they're actually giving them out. Like if

45:04

you go to the police station here, my neighbors

45:06

got a Kia Sorrento and they went and

45:08

got a club

45:11

because... That's a little SUV, right? Yeah.

45:14

I don't know if it's on the list, but they said

45:17

that police departments, if you owned a Kia at

45:19

all, they give you a free club. They give you a club,

45:21

free club, free club. free club, free

45:24

club, free club, get one

45:26

club. That's great. They used to be seen on TV,

45:28

right?

45:29

The club? Yeah, I think that's where this started.

45:32

Now you get it free. Somebody

45:34

says they seem to be an eagle talon. You remember

45:36

the eagle talons? Oh yeah. Talk

45:38

about a stealable car. Look at this. The

45:40

Mitsubishi Eclipse. I could definitely see you in an eclipse,

45:42

dude. You know

45:43

what I thought of when I thought of this? I thought, man, I

45:45

can see somebody meeting Ray for the first

45:47

time and you slowly walking out. in 2023,

45:50

stepping out of a 1996 Dodge Stealth. Oh

45:53

yeah, really? I can see you coming

45:55

right out of a Dodge Stealth. Like, it's enough for

45:57

the sports call. at an Mitsubishi 3000 GT. Oh,

46:00

yeah, buddy. Yeah.

46:02

All right, back to the get in your car store.

46:03

Oh, Tweaker is taking the time to saw through

46:06

your club. I promise you that. If

46:08

you have a car that was made before then, I

46:11

would be very careful because you have the type

46:13

of car that the person who's wanting to steal

46:15

it, you know, would steal. Your new high

46:17

tech cars that have all of these digits and everything.

46:20

Gidgets.

46:22

Red flag. Have

46:27

all these. to hear the circumstances

46:29

of her grand theft auto felony. I would too.

46:31

It's gidgets and everything. They don't want

46:33

those because they know they're going to get caught. The first

46:35

thing that a tweaker, which might I say is one

46:37

of the number one demographics of people

46:40

that's going to try to steal your car, they don't want

46:42

cars like that because in their head, it has

46:44

a GPS in it. It's too nice. The

46:46

alarm is going to go off. I'm not going to be able to get in and

46:48

out safely. If you could take a peek into a tweaker's

46:50

brain, you'd see exactly why they do not want

46:52

your car. All

46:55

these things are pretty obvious. She seems to have a lot of tweaker knowledge. Yeah,

46:58

well, maybe she was a tweak

47:01

in car thief back in the day. She's turned her life around.

47:04

I'll allow it. Somebody says they own a

47:06

fortune and the Kia is sending out free clubs.

47:08

Is that a fact?

47:10

It's possible. But well, if you remember that I

47:12

think the city of St. Louis is suing

47:14

Kia. Like the

47:16

city is suing for the bad press Kia.

47:19

No, because there are

47:21

thieves taking these cars and then using

47:23

the cars to commit crimes.

47:27

And what was it 300 some odd Kia stole?

47:29

It's probably cheaper than a recall to I would

47:32

imagine to send those in clubs out. They

47:34

are making like a patch

47:36

to put in to these

47:38

cars now I think they'll be available within the

47:40

next couple months where you could take your car into the

47:43

dealership and get the anti

47:45

theft thing put on the car. They already started

47:47

doing X I saw some yesterday parked with

47:49

the chain and the padlock. I thought that was a good

47:51

upgrade.

47:53

Yeah, just chain it to the bike rack. Mm-hmm.

47:55

That's, you'll be fine.

47:58

Yeah, we fine.

48:00

But hey, you know what? Just common sense. Common

48:05

sense, it's all takes. Don't put

48:07

yourself in a bad situation.

48:10

That's it. Mind your surroundings. Mind your surroundings.

48:13

Ooh, and hey, before we go on to the Team Prism of the Day,

48:16

I do want to, I want to bring up the story that Moon

48:18

sent me earlier this morning. I know you always

48:20

talk about going to Indonesia. Yeah,

48:23

different places. You're talking about the story about the gal. Yes.

48:26

The young gal. Okay, so yeah, Indonesia,

48:29

I've told the story many times, the very first

48:31

time, the first time I was there the whole

48:33

time. And I mean, truly every minute

48:35

was an experience. Have you ever been to Indonesia?

48:38

No. Wildly different

48:40

place, wildly different.

48:41

I mean, Southeast Asia is very different to begin with, but

48:44

then each island, each country, just, I mean, Singapore

48:46

couldn't be more different than

48:48

Indonesia. I've never been to

48:51

Asia. And you have different islands in Indonesia,

48:53

right? So you have Jakarta, which is a main

48:55

city right there, and like one of the more central islands,

48:57

then you have Bali, which is a huge surfing

49:00

destination. Bali is where this store comes from. Yeah, then

49:02

you have like Makasar, which is more industrial, and I've been

49:04

to Makasar, and I've been in Jakarta many

49:06

times. A lot of people spend a decent

49:10

amount of money and time over in Bali. Talk

49:12

about when you get to the airport, what do you say?

49:14

But whatever airport you land in,

49:16

one of the first things you will see, and I landed in Jakarta,

49:19

and first of all, it looked like they just brought elephants

49:21

through because all the tiles were broken, and it was

49:23

just like really unique, and people were kind of yelling and

49:25

whatever, and I look up and there's a banner the size

49:27

of the pageant. I mean, it is a long

49:30

banner. And it has a picture

49:33

of a hand holding a gun and

49:35

says, bring drugs, you'll die.

49:37

Or bring drugs and you'll be shot. I

49:40

mean, it is clear as day. So like, make no

49:42

mistake. We're so used to like soft

49:44

language here. And

49:47

it's not, you know, direct language, real like PC,

49:50

proper language. And when you see like, bring

49:52

drugs, get shot.

49:54

It's shocking. It almost makes

49:56

you think twice, huh? I'm just saying.

49:59

They don't. play when it comes to

50:01

death penalty. They're dare

50:03

means something else. They dare you to try. They

50:06

don't play with that. It says when you arrive at the airport

50:08

in Jakarta you will pass under a crimson

50:10

banner.

50:11

Oh this isn't, wait where are you reading this?

50:13

On the internet. Okay go ahead. That

50:15

reads welcome to Indonesia death

50:17

penalty for drug traffickers. Right.

50:22

Confirmed. So there's

50:25

no gray area there. No. It's

50:27

a big ass banner and it says it multiple places.

50:31

There's no like nuance to anything like

50:33

that. There it is. Nuance. That's the word I was looking

50:35

for. Yeah we're very nuanced here in our culture

50:38

and we're you know not that it's soft language

50:40

but it's it's nuanced. There it is. Hey

50:43

we want you to know before you leave the airport that

50:45

we'll kill you if you do something. Here it's okay

50:47

you know you get caught with a brick of cocaine. Maybe

50:50

you'll do five years. Maybe you're ten years.

50:52

Hey you got a clean record. Maybe you do

50:55

probation.

50:56

Here this is it. Death

50:58

penalty for drug traffickers. That's

51:00

it. So here's the headline.

51:03

Teen facing death by firing

51:06

squad after cocaine found in luggage

51:08

at Bali airport. Oh man.

51:11

I hate to hear that. You know why? Because it's so many trash

51:15

you know young people that are used as as as

51:17

traffickers. And that's what this looks like. This could

51:19

be dude just

51:22

what a life a 19 year old Brazilian traveler

51:24

is facing the possibility of a death sentence

51:26

in Bali after more than 6.5 pounds

51:29

of cocaine found in her luggage. I

51:31

mean that's a that's a lot

51:33

of I thought it was going to be like I forgot

51:35

about this half gram from Vegas when I flew

51:38

over here. That's crazy.

51:40

That's a lot. That's not a forget you have it in their

51:42

amount. What's that? That's not a found

51:45

in an old pair of jeans amount. What's that? Dollar.

51:48

Yeah what's that dollar? I don't know. On pounds?

51:50

Yeah six pounds.

51:53

That's a lot dude. Like if you're watching. I don't know what the metric

51:55

system is but. If you're watching Arcos is that

51:57

one of those bricks? Here we go.

52:00

Let's see how much is a pound of cocaine? That's

52:03

a game for a friend And

52:05

what do you put that? If you're

52:07

trying to put that somewhere like what I don't

52:10

even get no way You

52:12

know in between your clothes and

52:14

stuff like that and

52:15

try to hide it in the best you can Six

52:18

pounds six point five pounds see

52:22

you've got a chart I say wait, let

52:24

me refer to the chart

52:25

What

52:27

the heck are you looking at over there? I'm looking at

52:29

the chart. I

52:32

don't know, somebody do the math. That's 2.9

52:34

kilos of cocaine. So

52:39

look up how much a kilo of cocaine is worth. Is

52:43

a kilo. So it's basically three kilos of

52:45

coke.

52:46

That'll keep a party going. That'll keep... Oh

52:48

yeah, it's a couple days. It'll

52:49

keep a party going for a while. A

52:52

kilo of coke can cost as little

52:55

as about 15,000. But

52:58

in Boston, a kilo usually costs 29 to 39,000. Okay,

53:02

so let's go with a solid 30. So

53:05

if a kilo is 30 and you say what a pound of coke? Yeah,

53:07

about $100,000 worth of coke. Wow.

53:10

Give or take. If it's around 40, he

53:14

had three. Or 30, that'd

53:16

be 90,000. Gee, it's a teenage

53:18

girl. Those are US prices. Oh, man, man. US

53:22

price. I imagine a place like that where it's harder

53:24

to get supply

53:25

and demand. I bet you it's a lot of

53:27

street value there was probably super

53:29

high. Six and a half pounds of cocaine. This, this 19

53:32

year old was visiting to

53:34

see the Buddhist temples in a bid to take a spiritual

53:37

approach to her mother's illness after

53:39

she recently suffered a stroke.

53:43

Her representation says that she was tricked

53:45

into carrying the drugs by a gang of promised

53:47

to pay for her surf lessons

53:50

and suggested that she could pray for her mom's

53:52

recovery at the temples.

53:54

Despite these claims prosecution in the case has

53:56

demanded the 19-year-old receive the maximum

53:59

sentence and if found guilty is

54:01

likely to face the firing squad. She's

54:03

firing squad. And the

54:08

young woman was apprehended after she disembarked

54:10

from a flight from Qatar at the

54:12

island nations International Airport on January 27

54:16

after leaving Brazil.

54:19

Let me see here. So

54:21

sad, man.

54:23

And they showed pictures of what they found.

54:25

Bali's notorious for its strict drug laws,

54:30

Australian website, smart traveler, cautions

54:32

its citizens, among whom Bali is

54:34

a popular destination,

54:36

that even the smallest amounts of banned substances

54:39

can result in severe punishments. So

54:42

maybe it's different if you get caught with like, all right,

54:44

I got to call it a little weed for personal consumption,

54:46

fine thing, I'll kill you. I don't know, I don't know. If

54:48

they think you're trafficking, you're done. I wouldn't play,

54:51

I wouldn't play. And you know, I got

54:53

friends that travel all over the world in different

54:55

bands and all that kind of stuff. Anytime they're going overseas, I'm

54:58

always trying to be the friend that's saying, hey man, like just-

55:00

Oh man, locked up abroad? Yeah, I don't know what you

55:02

do, man, but like just make sure that you're

55:05

not accidentally

55:06

getting yourself killed for

55:08

breaking a law somewhere. Just please

55:11

look at it. I can't imagine being an American

55:13

citizen being locked up in another country. Yeah,

55:15

dude, that show is one of the most- A locked

55:17

up abroad? Sobering, yeah, sobering. You know

55:19

why? Because half the time, it's somebody that

55:21

was like, oh yeah, I was in the airport and somebody said hold

55:23

this and they'll give me 20 grand. I mean, I thought that was

55:25

cool and just not thinking it through

55:28

and you know what idiot would go okay, dude

55:31

We're all idiots when we're young and I'm not saying this

55:33

about young people saying this about Yeah,

55:36

you know what I mean? We make mistakes.

55:38

We make mistakes is 80 year olds. Yeah,

55:40

so this is somebody with a sick mother desperate

55:46

Did you know it was cocaine I don't know I Uh,

55:52

I would just say that's all for me.

55:55

I'm not trafficking this is I have a problem. I

55:58

didn't want to I

56:01

wanted to serve for five days straight. Yeah,

56:03

I want to get the most out of Bali that I can. I'm not going to see you. I

56:06

wanted to do a lot of praying. I heard 2

56:08

a.m. surfing was it. I

56:10

needed to stay awake.

56:13

Yeah, so, yeah, listen, if you think moon is full

56:15

of crap,

56:16

which on most things... Whatever

56:19

you say, buddy. Did you actually see any elephants

56:21

in Jakarta? Is that a thing? No. No,

56:24

I don't know. You said they had all these broken

56:26

tiles or something. I was just... Were

56:28

they rehabbing the airport? Man, I don't know.

56:30

It just was not what I was expecting. And then Makasar

56:33

was even crazier. I thought maybe you saw a dude with

56:35

like a lift kid on his elephant. He

56:38

gave you like a little two finger wave. Yeah, yeah,

56:40

if you're in Indonesia and you see somebody driving an elephant,

56:42

what's your first thought? He had the top off, the elephant.

56:44

Give him the top. If you could read this, turn

56:47

the elephant upside down. I saw a lot of wild things though.

56:49

And if you got the few minutes, I mean, I could tell you

56:51

about all sorts. We went to a hotel.

56:53

The hotel that we went to was a five diamond

56:56

resort. Wow. That was bombed.

56:59

That was bombed three months before. Whoa.

57:01

And the three diamonds in that'll knock a couple of diamonds

57:04

off. And the huge, and we didn't know that nobody told us

57:06

that the huge, uh, name that

57:08

was associated with this hotel had been taken off. So now

57:10

it was the something something rather palace, right? So it's

57:12

a totally different name. Also, we weren't told about

57:14

that. Then we get in there and,

57:18

uh, Tilton instead of my funny,

57:22

you say that. So my band, my bandmate and I

57:24

get up to our room and, um, man, It's

57:26

just weird. There's furniture in weird places. Like,

57:29

why is this lamp over here? Why is this chair over

57:31

here? We move one and there's a big-ass bloodstain

57:34

on the carpet underneath where this lamp has

57:36

now been placed. Then we get into the bathroom and

57:38

there's a sign on the mirror.

57:41

On the mirror that says in three different

57:43

languages, don't let the water touch your lips.

57:46

So I'm like, oh, my gosh. And this is

57:48

a five-diamond. How am I supposed to drink? Five-diamond

57:50

place, dude. And then try to take a shower. The thing

57:52

wouldn't drain. It was really creepy because I'm freaking

57:54

out now about the water touching me wherever the

57:57

bathtub won't drain so now I'm in the hottest place

57:59

I've ever been in.

57:59

I can't shower. There's bloodstains

58:02

over here. I'm kind of nervous about the sheets I

58:04

don't know what seems like they're really loose with their diamonds over

58:06

there by the way Yeah, and then we hear this motion.

58:09

Yeah,

58:09

we hear this commotion and we look out and In

58:12

front of us is like this giant courtyard thing

58:15

with a huge fire like a bonfire Or

58:18

something and a giant military

58:20

hot breakfast some sort of military

58:22

thing happening Oh at night and

58:25

I don't know if it was like an exercise

58:26

or dude It was just, it

58:29

was one of those, oh my gosh, where are

58:31

we? And man, I really appreciate my

58:33

homeland. You know what I mean? Like it was just

58:36

a wild, it was a wild experience and

58:38

that was the first two hours. You just put Lee Greenwood

58:40

in your headphones and lay on the bed and cry. No,

58:42

I mean, there's so much more stories and I don't

58:45

have the minutes to tell them, but even

58:47

down to the press conference, they were like,

58:49

hey, we have to have you do this big giant

58:51

press conference because the concert business over there,

58:54

a lot of different bands from Australia, Europe,

58:56

America, They, huge

58:58

bands, and we were giant, we saw billboards with our faces

59:00

and all this kind of stuff, and we get there

59:02

and they say, you have to do a press conference.

59:04

We're like, this is so weird. Turns

59:06

out,

59:07

we had to do a press conference because there are so

59:10

many promoters that fake shows.

59:12

They buy billboards for Guns N'

59:13

Roses and blah, blah, blah, and they sell 100,000 tickets, and

59:16

Guns N' Roses was never even contacted. It was a fake

59:19

concert. They just take people as scams. And

59:21

that happened so much on a giant scale,

59:23

these business scams, huge. And there's no

59:26

repercussions for it that they have to prove that the

59:28

band is there and they want to show on

59:30

the news. Like we were on the news everywhere

59:32

saying, yes, it's us,

59:34

we're here. This is- We are in

59:36

town to do show. Yeah, this is a video of us at this resort.

59:39

So then they tell, basically they tell everybody

59:41

where you are. So then there has to be armed guards

59:44

to make sure that nobody comes after

59:46

you

59:47

where they just told everybody that you're at.

59:49

So it's a wild, dude, it's a wild experience.

59:52

Wild. But don't bring drugs in there.

59:55

And the concert was great once we got our gear back because

59:57

all the gear was stolen right before soundcheck. But

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you got it back. No, we just went to some

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Yesterday we had some fun with this guy. Michael

1:05:49

sent us this. I

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don't know what you call it, quiz.

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So he gives a list of bands,

1:05:54

you know, two at a time. He

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pairs up bands. Sure.

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And you have to pick one of the bands never hear from again.

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I've played this with my friends on road

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trips. So yesterday

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it was like, you know, for example, it was

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like Green Day or Blink 182, which band

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would you never hear from again? Yeah, and it's not

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that we're choosing

1:06:13

a band that we don't ever want to hear again. It's

1:06:16

if we had to pick one to stay and

1:06:18

the other one disappeared. Yeah. Not

1:06:21

the people. It's just the works. And

1:06:23

the whole thing. Everybody got it. It's like

1:06:25

the Snap. Like Thanos snapped and

1:06:27

everybody's got it. Right. musical

1:06:30

Thanos snap. Okay, so here's some other pairings

1:06:32

that he's just sent us, this Michael guy.

1:06:35

And I appreciate it. This got us all thinking.

1:06:38

All right, Pink Floyd or Rush,

1:06:40

who disappears, who stays?

1:06:43

I have a history- Rush goes. Oh, see, I have a history

1:06:46

with Rush.

1:06:47

I should have more

1:06:49

of a history with Pink Floyd, but sadly I just don't.

1:06:51

And Rush was so instrumental. I've taught myself how

1:06:53

to play bass listening to Rush. So I- So

1:06:56

Pink Floyd goes for you. Pink Floyd goes for me. Rush goes for

1:06:58

me. And everything I hear from Rush I

1:07:00

like. I love Rush. I never got into

1:07:02

them, into them. There are some hardcore Rush

1:07:05

fanatics out there. Even the records that Rush fans

1:07:07

didn't like, Test for Echo and counterparts,

1:07:10

and I mean, they like counterparts, but like, I

1:07:12

love, I love Rush.

1:07:14

All right, what stays, what goes, right? Pink

1:07:17

Floyd versus Rush. Well, I feel

1:07:19

like Fly by Night's gotten a lot

1:07:22

of dads out there through a lot of hard days. I

1:07:25

hate to take that away from the world,

1:07:27

you know, yeah but

1:07:29

for me I Don't

1:07:32

know that makes it a really tough one. I just feel every

1:07:34

for every fly-by-night. No dad out there There's

1:07:36

a dark side of the moon down there. That's true

1:07:39

breaking the wall

1:07:40

There's a wall. Yeah, there's a wall makes it as

1:07:42

a wall dad to mom. I'm breaking the wall You're

1:07:46

right. There's a dad in a minivan taking

1:07:49

his kids to the mall brick in the wall comes on He's like

1:07:51

I'm still cool You know who

1:07:53

stays who goes I'll go So

1:07:56

I'll keep Floyd on this one. Rush goes.

1:07:58

That was real, very tight. I

1:08:00

got coin toss. Yeah, this one

1:08:02

is extremely tough, but I think

1:08:05

just because of the attachment

1:08:08

to Dark Side of the Moon ever it was one of the first albums

1:08:10

ever got as a kid and Yeah,

1:08:13

I think that one just hit so hard at that point

1:08:15

You know when you're a teenager and you get that so

1:08:18

rush goes yep, it stays. I'm the only rush

1:08:20

guy, huh?

1:08:21

All right. How about this one Billy Joel or

1:08:23

Elton John who stays who goes

1:08:26

for me easy? by Elton.

1:08:30

Elton. I

1:08:33

feel like I have some kind of like connection

1:08:35

with Billy Joel.

1:08:36

Yeah. It's like the soundtrack of my early

1:08:41

years. If I were maybe listening to it in the

1:08:43

car, you know. I thought you were gonna say you got drunk and parked

1:08:45

your car in someone's living room. No, no, no.

1:08:48

If I were objectively stacking the works, Elton

1:08:50

John would have to stay,

1:08:51

but because I'm more familiar with Billy Joel as far

1:08:54

as me being a kid listening to Billy Joel

1:08:56

and not really knowing much about Ellen John, I have to stay

1:08:58

with Billy Joel. Rafe?

1:09:01

This one's a toughie

1:09:03

for the same reasons. Elton,

1:09:06

in my heart, I feel like Billy

1:09:09

Joel, you know, you start talking about

1:09:12

uptown girl who start talking. Billy

1:09:14

Joel's the East Coast working

1:09:17

class guy, which probably couldn't be,

1:09:19

you know,

1:09:20

further from the truth. Yeah. an

1:09:23

East Coast person you kind of connect with it. I

1:09:25

feel you bro. It's hard because

1:09:27

it's like I you know

1:09:28

but if I look at Elton just the same kind of

1:09:30

what Moon said if you look at Elton John's work you

1:09:34

know we're talking no crocodile rock we're

1:09:37

talking no no Benny. Goodbye

1:09:39

no machine that's gone dude good

1:09:41

bye to all that literally goodbye no

1:09:43

machine because it's going away it's going to be gone away

1:09:46

forever no rocket man dude

1:09:48

no rocket man You have a piano

1:09:50

man, more importantly, no piano man, but no

1:09:53

tiny dancer. A world

1:09:55

without blue jingling,

1:09:57

man, can you imagine? man that goes

1:09:59

away forever. Elton's bigger. You have to go

1:10:02

to forever. Elton is a bigger character.

1:10:04

No Lion King.

1:10:08

The Lion King has brought children. So

1:10:11

you're getting rid of Billy. Billy Joel? Can you imagine Billy

1:10:13

Joel singing? Feel the love

1:10:15

tonight? He has to take over for Elton? He

1:10:17

probably couldn't do it. He probably couldn't do

1:10:20

it. I actually could hear that. This is

1:10:22

just tough. This is tough. This is

1:10:24

a tough one. I feel like you're leaning by Billy

1:10:27

I'm gonna go this is a hard thing for me to

1:10:29

say cuz I'm going to see him in August with

1:10:31

Stevie next but by Billy Billy Scott

1:10:36

Yeah, you might have sold me with the tiny dancer because

1:10:38

you forget how Great the song

1:10:40

is and plus the Tony Danza thing with that

1:10:43

and his home. He knows Tony Danza. Yeah, I think

1:10:46

Either way, Billy man, either way we're keeping two

1:10:48

first names for yes And

1:10:51

isn't Elton is he a sir now is he knighted

1:10:53

sure of course he is yeah So you know

1:10:55

you can't get rid of that guy

1:10:57

He's a royal you can kill a knight dude. He has

1:10:59

killed a knight so so by

1:11:01

Billy for All right

1:11:04

sound garden Alice and chance one of them's got to go

1:11:06

Oh

1:11:07

See Alice. Oh, no see

1:11:09

us. Ah god. This is this is see Alice

1:11:12

see Alice man I'm

1:11:16

at the say bye sound garden that pains me to say that oh,

1:11:18

yeah, it should sound garden stays for me,

1:11:20

baby. I I love Soundgarden.

1:11:22

I love Soundgarden. I

1:11:25

love Alice in Chains. But I love Alice

1:11:27

in Chains a little more. Maybe

1:11:29

it's because I'm right now going through an Alice in Chains thing. You

1:11:32

know, it's probably- Kind of fade. You

1:11:35

know, as a kid, I probably listened to more

1:11:37

Alice in Chains. I know that I listened to more Alice in Chains.

1:11:39

When you say it fast, it sounds like a local realtor, you

1:11:41

know? Alice in Chains. Yeah,

1:11:44

Alice in Chains sounds like someone that would- Sell

1:11:46

your house real quick. ... sell your house for well over market. And

1:11:48

I think that Alice in Chains

1:11:50

MTV Unplugged

1:11:52

is the best one, is the best unplugged. There's

1:11:55

an argument to be made. There's no fighting Nirvana fans.

1:11:57

And I love that record too. I started watching a bunch of

1:11:59

old. That era of music videos

1:12:02

on vivos the other day again I'm really getting into

1:12:04

vivo and like going back to like the Wild West

1:12:07

Before there was a formula to music videos it

1:12:11

There's some wild ones man. Yeah back in the day

1:12:13

People were just doing crazy stuff tears for fears

1:12:16

has a whole video where one guys from tears for fears

1:12:18

Just watching the other one through a window dance on the dock.

1:12:20

They don't ever explain it The whole

1:12:22

song is a video video people could be

1:12:24

just like somebody pitched it someone approved it

1:12:27

and it was done There was no like here's the

1:12:29

sexy scene and we put then here's you

1:12:31

in a car that none of that stuff existed yet But I'm anyway,

1:12:33

I'm getting off track house and change has some

1:12:35

wild ones where they're just singing like man in a box

1:12:37

in a barn Yeah, don't

1:12:40

they don't ever explain why they're in a barn. They're

1:12:42

saying in front of You

1:12:44

know, that's just a location this way it is like where

1:12:46

she does one in a barn boys and he's like, yeah You

1:12:50

know, it's crazy. You know, it's wild

1:12:50

about that. You say that and you're like, oh, it's

1:12:53

it's so different But what that really

1:12:55

kind of shows if you're looking at it from a certain perspective

1:12:58

is that we allowed musicians to just be

1:13:00

musicians. We allowed artists to do

1:13:02

their art and work on songwriting rather than

1:13:04

going, okay, now I gotta be a songwriter, I gotta

1:13:06

be a businessman,

1:13:07

I gotta be a this, I gotta be a that, and I

1:13:09

have to be this commodity on video or on socials

1:13:11

in a way that kinda takes

1:13:14

time and effort and like, I

1:13:17

don't know, effort, you know, just out

1:13:19

of

1:13:19

being just a songwriter.

1:13:21

Like those bands just had to be bands. There were

1:13:23

some artists back then that just did everything,

1:13:25

just like Michael Jackson videos and music

1:13:27

was great Madonna did it. I'm not saying that wasn't a part of

1:13:30

it. I was just thinking it was the early days of video and

1:13:32

no it was a new concept you

1:13:34

know like even there wasn't a like

1:13:37

there right now there are music video directors am

1:13:39

I right there are people you go to if you want to call music video.

1:13:41

Back then it was like this guy's like I just did two

1:13:43

indie films. Well and here and here here it

1:13:45

is with the 90s bands like Alice in Chains like we're

1:13:48

so grunge we're so anti-establishment our

1:13:50

concept is to have no concept. Whoa! Yeah!

1:13:54

Our concept is no concept. I think with

1:13:56

a two million dollar budget. Yeah answer

1:13:58

your question. I think

1:13:59

I'm surprised to know that back then there were more music

1:14:02

directors than there are now. Music video directors

1:14:04

is such a thing that it's so, so hard

1:14:06

to

1:14:07

make a living out of those guys doing commercials.

1:14:09

A lot of those guys that directed those early music videos

1:14:11

are big directors now. Look at like David Fincher

1:14:14

or... Well, yeah. And... Nick

1:14:16

G. used to do... And Francis Lawrence and those kind of guys. Yeah, but

1:14:18

those were big budget... Spike Jones. Spike

1:14:20

Jones. Yeah, those were big budget... Bye Soundgarden.

1:14:23

Bye Soundgarden. Bye Soundgarden. Soundgarden,

1:14:25

Alison Chains. influence a lot of great bands like

1:14:28

Golly Golly or gosh God

1:14:30

smack sorry um just pick a friggin

1:14:32

band I'm gonna go with and they're

1:14:34

a great band don't get me wrong I'm

1:14:36

gonna yeah

1:14:37

audios Allison chains it's sound

1:14:39

guard bye all right

1:14:42

Tom Petty heartbreakers and solo

1:14:45

or the Eagles

1:14:46

oh this is an easy one by Eagles

1:14:49

but fly

1:14:51

into the sunset yeah

1:14:53

the Eagles can fly do I get Do I get to

1:14:55

keep Joe Walsh solo? Because

1:14:57

if so, that's

1:14:59

That would be the only argument to be made. You

1:15:01

know what? No, if we're doing Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

1:15:03

and Tom Petty by himself and the umbrella

1:15:06

of Tom Petty then if the Eagles fly Everybody

1:15:09

flies with you. So Don Henley's out All

1:15:12

that stuff is no the heat is on

1:15:15

Yeah, no, the heat is on You

1:15:17

know what? I'll miss seven bridges Road. I'll miss

1:15:19

that a little I like the harmonies in that but

1:15:22

overall all

1:15:23

body of work. That's a slam dunk, dude. Tom

1:15:26

Petty, Tom Petty all day. Tom

1:15:28

Petty stays for me. Tom Petty stays. Thank you guys.

1:15:30

You're all able to... I love the Eagles.

1:15:33

I've listened to them a million

1:15:35

hours of Eagles, but yeah, audios.

1:15:38

It's Mr. Petty. Audios, Eagles. These

1:15:40

are good. These are good competitions. Chili

1:15:42

Peppers, Lincoln Park. Oh

1:15:45

man, that's easy. Also easy for me. I've just seen my heart

1:15:47

stays with Lincoln Park. I say goodbye

1:15:49

to Lincoln Park. Oh. Not me. I

1:15:52

can't get him to the door fast enough. This

1:15:54

way, gentlemen. Just wait. Lincoln Park right this

1:15:56

way. Out of the plane.

1:15:59

You're gone. Clearly I'm biased, but I have

1:16:01

to stay with Lincoln Park. Yeah, I'm staying with Lincoln Park too. Dude,

1:16:04

Chili Peppers all day. All day. No.

1:16:07

I know they get a lot of hate, but look

1:16:10

at the decades they've survived. Chili Peppers?

1:16:13

Yeah. Just so many incarnations in that band. Yeah,

1:16:15

man. That is respect

1:16:17

enough.

1:16:19

I get it. I'm biased on that one, so I can't

1:16:21

go against it. Prince or Michael Jackson? Bye,

1:16:24

Prince. Bye, Prince. And

1:16:27

you know what? No

1:16:29

personal lives involved. Right. I should be keeping

1:16:31

track. I feel like for

1:16:33

the world, we should all be

1:16:36

saying, Yes. Goodbye, Michael.

1:16:38

Yeah, I think so. We losing

1:16:40

all the Jackson 5 stuff too, or only

1:16:42

the solo work? Well, we would just cut Michael

1:16:45

out of all the Jackson 5 stuff. So it would just

1:16:47

be silence, and then doot, doot, doot,

1:16:49

doot, doot, and then four minutes

1:16:51

of silence.

1:16:53

Tito yelling something every

1:16:55

once in a while. Maybe

1:16:57

it's time to give Germaine the spotlight.

1:17:00

Heck yeah. Yeah, maybe

1:17:02

we'd have lived in a different, that's like a, that's one of those little

1:17:04

parallel universes where only one little thing changes,

1:17:06

but it does change a lot. And Germaine is the head guy.

1:17:08

I just didn't know enough about Prince. Had

1:17:11

I, I guarantee I would have stuck with

1:17:13

Prince, but because I grew up and knew every

1:17:15

single note of those Michael Jackson records and I didn't know

1:17:17

Prince, I had to say Prince. Look up if you want to see Prince, and

1:17:20

Prince,

1:17:21

if you ask any, you know, guitar

1:17:23

legend out They'll say Prince,

1:17:26

probably top five guitarists of all time.

1:17:28

Watch him rip the solo and while my guitar

1:17:31

gently weeps

1:17:32

during the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony

1:17:34

for George Harrison. Dude, player,

1:17:36

writer. I saw that a couple days ago for the first time. Player, writer,

1:17:38

performer. Isn't that crazy?

1:17:40

Amazing. It made me

1:17:42

respect him a ton. Me too. But

1:17:44

I gotta say goodbye. Goodbye, Prince. So much

1:17:46

so. Player, writer, performer, artist, Prince takes it. I

1:17:49

mean, he's far superior. But for you?

1:17:51

But

1:17:51

I have to say Michael Jackson because I know it. Alright,

1:17:54

Prince goes. Who'd

1:17:57

you kick out? I kicked that France. Wow,

1:18:00

man. Pieces.

1:18:03

It's the wrong answer. I admit it. I would

1:18:05

have to say, I love Michael,

1:18:08

man. Thriller. Thriller

1:18:10

was I got two albums from Columbia

1:18:12

House or three when

1:18:14

they had the deal when I was a kid

1:18:16

for a penny. Yeah. And I didn't tell my mom. And

1:18:18

then I got in trouble because then they start sending

1:18:20

CODs to the house for all the other. And

1:18:23

I got for every month Kenny Rogers, the gambler.

1:18:25

Michael

1:18:28

Jackson's Thriller and the high women.

1:18:30

Those were my first three albums. So you're

1:18:32

saying you're kicking Prince out?

1:18:34

But I hate

1:18:37

to do this to the world, but I think I got a boot

1:18:39

Prince. Prince. Scott?

1:18:42

Man, yeah, that's tough. I don't

1:18:45

know. After seeing Prince do that solo,

1:18:48

it really, really left an impression on me. But

1:18:50

yeah, audio's Prince. Audio's Prince. And

1:18:53

he's probably the better musician and has better songs. Oh,

1:18:55

he's the better everything. Which makes me feel like a real seller.

1:18:57

Better moonwalking? He just wasn't the better

1:19:00

character or... In my life. Marketing

1:19:02

commodity. Alright. Van

1:19:04

Halen. Guns and Roses. Oh

1:19:07

baby, Van Halen stays for me

1:19:09

too

1:19:09

much, too much Van

1:19:11

Halen has given me. I

1:19:14

love Guns and Roses but it just didn't

1:19:16

hit right for me. I think maybe for the same reason

1:19:18

as Prince and Guns and Roses, the

1:19:23

Columbia House appetite for destruction

1:19:25

was I Got for a Penny.

1:19:26

Man, that's such a dang, that's such an

1:19:28

indelible memory in a child's life. Like

1:19:31

your first thing that you're like, this

1:19:33

is the first thing that you applied

1:19:36

your taste to. Yeah. Right.

1:19:38

The first time you said this is what I like, I'm spending

1:19:40

my money on it, even if it's a penny.

1:19:42

I'm making a choice for myself. You're not listening

1:19:44

to what your parents handed or your uncle's handed down.

1:19:47

That's an indelible time. I remember one, you know,

1:19:49

I used to crank it's so easy in my house.

1:19:52

And you know, a lot of F words in that, you

1:19:54

know, trying to turn it, trying to edit So my

1:19:56

mom also is a front to back album a

1:19:59

hundred percent that is a needs no skips album. Starts

1:20:01

with what, Night Train? Oh

1:20:04

dude. Got Mr. Brownstone? Mr. Brownstone

1:20:06

is a classic. I gotta say goodbye Van Halen.

1:20:11

When I think about a world... What am I,

1:20:13

I mean... Here's my argument. I gotta pick one. I

1:20:16

love Van Halen,

1:20:17

but I gotta say goodbye, because I like Guns N' Roses more.

1:20:21

When

1:20:21

I think about a world without

1:20:23

David Lee Roth. That's

1:20:25

a sadder world. I'll tell you all about it. I

1:20:29

love it. David Lee Roth is my spirit animal.

1:20:33

You're making it even harder on me now.

1:20:36

Dude, so. We won't have those. You won't have

1:20:39

those. Those go bye bye. You're talking about like moments of

1:20:41

impression that just like changed your life.

1:20:43

So I decided I wanted

1:20:45

to do music when I saw Garth Brooks smash

1:20:48

the guitars together. They're doing, they're doing this thing

1:20:50

on HBO in 1991. I'm watching

1:20:52

this thing and it like, it changed my life. I was like, oh my gosh,

1:20:54

music has power. it can make me feel

1:20:56

the certain way and performance as

1:20:58

a part of it

1:20:59

changed everything. I

1:21:01

walked into assembly in middle school, I

1:21:04

think this was 1991 as well, later in that same

1:21:07

year and right now was

1:21:09

playing. So Van Hager, not

1:21:11

even Van Halen, Van Hager was playing. I was familiar

1:21:14

enough with the DLR stuff and all that. I had heard it

1:21:16

here and there. The lesser Halen. But I had never

1:21:18

seen, I had never seen anything with like huge

1:21:21

speakers and amps and all that kind of stuff. and they played

1:21:23

it on this giant assembly thing and

1:21:25

it hit me so hard that I was like I think

1:21:27

I love rock music and I think I want to do

1:21:29

that. So when you're talking about moments

1:21:32

That was a moment Van Halen forever

1:21:34

lives in my life goes for you Yeah,

1:21:37

Van Halen forever lives in my career my life

1:21:40

my livelihood everything because of that moment

1:21:42

Rafe

1:21:42

What'd you pick one? What'd

1:21:45

you say Van Halen goes? God

1:21:49

I feel like I can't get... Oh,

1:21:54

Dave, I hate to do this. Dave,

1:21:56

stop. You're making it harder to put

1:21:58

the pillow over your face.

1:21:59

Dave. Oh, Dave,

1:22:02

go into the night, Dave. Dave,

1:22:05

go slow into the night. I'll

1:22:08

tell you all about it. Yeah,

1:22:10

you will. I got to keep G and R, dude. Scott.

1:22:13

Yeah, two things. Terminator 2 soundtrack.

1:22:16

As the King of St. Louis, the destruction

1:22:18

that Guns N' Roses brought here really offends me

1:22:21

and I'm from Overland,

1:22:22

so I love to jump. So I'm going to sit with

1:22:24

Van Halen, baby, jump all the way. My soundtracks. What

1:22:26

about the Twister soundtrack, brother? they wrote a song

1:22:28

for it, I'm pretty sure. Again, Van

1:22:30

Haggart, but still. I don't feel good about what happened.

1:22:33

Final one, final one, Smashing Pumpkins

1:22:35

or Offspring?

1:22:37

Oh, dang. Oh my gosh, that

1:22:39

might be the hardest one for me. That's a tough one. That's

1:22:41

a mean one. That is a tough one. Golly.

1:22:43

Offspring

1:22:46

was a shift for me, but

1:22:48

Smashing Pumpkins really fed my soul

1:22:50

as a young artist. I'll say,

1:22:52

I'll keep Smashing Pumpkins. I'm keeping Smashing Pumpkins, but it's

1:22:55

close. Whoop, boy. That smash

1:22:57

record is it? The whole Smash record. And the ignition record.

1:22:59

I mean, they were like vital for me. Even

1:23:01

Ixne on the Ombre record.

1:23:03

I was out by then. But Americana

1:23:05

was a great record. Yeah, I was out. It

1:23:07

was just those two. But those two were... I put so many

1:23:09

minutes into those two records. But the pumpkins,

1:23:11

I mean, Siamese, Treve. I dude, Gish

1:23:13

from front to back. Man,

1:23:16

yeah. I don't know. Mel and Colley.

1:23:19

I'll even take Ava at door. Fine. If

1:23:22

you listen to Greek fire, they're smashing pumpkins everywhere.

1:23:24

And we've had Billy Corgan on a couple of times. guy.

1:23:27

Yeah. Very nice man. Yeah. Great

1:23:29

guy. I've never met him. He likes baseball. So guess

1:23:31

what? When he walked in wearing a zero

1:23:33

shirt like the shirt that said zero, I damn

1:23:37

near

1:23:38

collapsed. My childhood walking in

1:23:40

wearing the shirt that says zero. It's

1:23:42

awesome. Yeah, that would be kind of awesome.

1:23:44

Gotta pick one. Smashing pumpkins or offspring. Who goes?

1:23:48

I went to a Smashing Pumpkins concert

1:23:51

in college and it was an amazing

1:23:53

experience and I've

1:23:55

I never met Billy Corgan, so, boo

1:23:58

bye pumpkins. Oh wow.

1:24:01

I just smashed your pumpkins. David

1:24:03

pumpkins are smashing

1:24:05

pumpkins. David has pumpkins. David

1:24:08

has pumpkins or smashing pumpkins? Scott.

1:24:11

Yeah it's very tough. The first concert I ever

1:24:13

got to go to all by my lonesome was

1:24:15

the offspring. I was probably 13 or 14

1:24:18

and that left a big thing in my brain

1:24:20

where I wanted to do exactly that thing that they were

1:24:23

doing. However Billy

1:24:25

Corgan and his song writing

1:24:27

style. Man That is tough. I love both those girls. I

1:24:29

love noodles from offspring and Dexter, but you

1:24:31

keep an offspring remember Teenage you I remember

1:24:34

Yeah, I got an offspring fan you are you I mean well

1:24:36

also like an evangelist for them. Yeah, it's

1:24:38

a pick

1:24:40

Man, I think I'm going Billy Corgan though even though Yeah,

1:24:45

teenage Kings got would kick your ass. I

1:24:47

don't know I love he was so into offspring

1:24:50

I'm pretty sure you know offspring shirt or something. Yeah, I had

1:24:52

the offspring sure He's smash like this. People

1:24:55

are

1:24:56

very passionate about this. You know Stacy

1:24:59

writes in Lincoln Park is 10 million times

1:25:01

better than chili peppers. Oh my gosh Some

1:25:04

get and I suppose a former classmate

1:25:07

of mine said moon. I remember that assembly is sparing

1:25:09

right now It was amazing dude changed

1:25:11

my life and that was a moment. I walked in with holy

1:25:14

crap rock and roll music changes lives changes

1:25:17

lives

1:25:19

Changed my life.

1:25:20

It was cool I'm gonna listen. Debate

1:25:23

amongst yourselves. Debate

1:25:27

amongst yourselves. We spent a little

1:25:29

too much time on that. We'll take a break. The Resudo

1:25:31

Show, traffic and weather.

1:25:33

We'll take a break, we'll come back, come below.

1:25:35

Well, these aren't easy. It's not easy. Very

1:25:38

thought provoking. We're all music

1:25:40

fans here. We're

1:25:42

all music fans. And all those bands right there, I

1:25:46

love all of them. I love all of them. It's

1:25:51

throwing away a kid. It is.

1:25:54

Which one do you like a little more?

1:25:57

Exactly. Which one do you think is going to go to med

1:25:59

school?

1:26:03

Hi, this is Torrey Krug and you're listening

1:26:05

to the Rizz Show on 105.7 The Point. Happy

1:26:08

birthday Rizz. All right, I'm going to get back to our

1:26:11

Crabbon celebrities thing here in just a second, but

1:26:13

I do want to say back in the day, April 12th, 162 years ago, 1861, the

1:26:16

Civil War begins when

1:26:22

Confederate

1:26:22

forces fired on Fort Sumter

1:26:24

in South Carolina

1:26:26

who fired the first shot in defense

1:26:28

of the fort? That's a good trivia question.

1:26:32

So Confederate forces fired on Fort Sumter

1:26:34

in South Carolina who fired the

1:26:36

first shot in defense of the fort? It

1:26:39

is a famous person. Crockett. Guy

1:26:43

named Abner Doubleday, the

1:26:46

inventor of baseball. Whoa.

1:26:51

Look it up. Nice.

1:26:52

Abner

1:26:56

Doubleday. Abner double-dead. You son of a

1:26:58

bitch. 78 years ago, 1945,

1:27:01

Franklin Delano Roosevelt, the 32nd

1:27:03

president of the US, died of a cerebral

1:27:06

hemorrhage in Warm Springs, Georgia. He was 63. Just

1:27:09

three months after beginning an unprecedented fourth

1:27:11

term in office, FDR was succeeded

1:27:14

by who? Anyone?

1:27:16

Truman. Anyone? Yes. Yes,

1:27:18

that's correct. Didn't

1:27:21

mean to hit the buzzer. So

1:27:23

used to Scott getting stuff wrong though. 62 years

1:27:29

ago in 1961, Soviet cosmonaut Yuri

1:27:31

Gagarin

1:27:32

took a one-orbit 108-minute ride and a

1:27:36

10,395-pound vehicle, Vostok 1,

1:27:39

to become the first man in space. When he landed

1:27:41

in his parachute,

1:27:43

he was met by a terrified woman on

1:27:45

a farm who threatened to attack him with a pitchfork.

1:27:50

43 years ago in 1981,

1:27:52

heavyweight boxing legend Joe Lewis died at the

1:27:54

age of 66, held the world title

1:27:56

for a record 12 years and won 68 of his 71 fights.

1:28:00

36 years ago 1987 catcher

1:28:03

Tom Pagnausi makes

1:28:05

his MLB debut for the Cardinals. Put

1:28:07

that in just for you. My guy, thank you. 38 years

1:28:11

ago 1988 King Scott Weirdell puts

1:28:14

out what record? 1988. Oh boy. I can see the

1:28:16

album cover and that's not fat. No,

1:28:27

it's not dare to be stupid. 1988, 35 years ago

1:28:29

today. Dare to

1:28:31

be stupid was before that one. Wirndell puts out

1:28:34

what record? I'll just say dare to be stupid.

1:28:36

Fat.

1:28:37

That's what I think. Record is called Even

1:28:39

Worse. Yes. Eat it. It

1:28:41

included fat. And

1:28:44

eat it. The Tiffany parody, I think I'm

1:28:46

a clone now. It's great. The

1:28:48

La Bamba parody, Lasagna. And Drive.

1:28:51

Otha Deepin's still also a classic. That

1:28:53

one's beautiful. 30 years ago today in 1993, Lisa

1:28:55

Bonet divorces Lenny Kravitz. And

1:28:58

that's what happened back in the day.

1:29:00

The Rizzuto show. Crap on celebrities.

1:29:03

All right. Time to find out what's going on in the world of music

1:29:05

and entertainment with you or crap on celebrities.

1:29:06

Your crap brought to you by Bright House Plumbing. Called

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1:29:14

we jump into all the juicy stuff, I did find a

1:29:16

fun list of pop culture facts from

1:29:18

the 2000s that I think we

1:29:20

should all know and think about it from the 2000s. Okay,

1:29:23

fun facts about the 2000s. So did you know

1:29:25

and get your look it up voice ready? Anne

1:29:27

Hathaway was the ninth choice to

1:29:30

play Andy in the Devil Wears Prada. Look

1:29:32

it up. That's right. Joey,

1:29:35

JC

1:29:35

and Chris from NSYNC

1:29:37

have cameos in Star Wars episode two,

1:29:39

Attack of the Clones. Look it up. Look

1:29:42

it up. Wow. Finding Nemo is the

1:29:44

best selling DVD of all

1:29:46

time. Look that up. Mike

1:29:48

Myers originally recorded his Shrek dialogue

1:29:51

in his normal voice. After seeing

1:29:53

a rough cut of the movie, he asked

1:29:56

if he could rerecord the entire

1:29:58

thing in a Scottish accent.

1:29:59

Actually, I have some audio here. Redoing

1:30:02

the movie to fit his new dialogue, by the way, it cost

1:30:04

an extra $4 million. Well,

1:30:06

I know that I've heard the Chris Farley-ish shrek

1:30:09

audio. Yeah,

1:30:11

that was in the casting.

1:30:13

All

1:30:13

right, this is Mike Myers in his regular voice?

1:30:16

No, this is Mike Myers talking about. Initially,

1:30:19

I did it with a very thick Canadian accent, and

1:30:21

then I determined that

1:30:24

the accent that is of the

1:30:26

people that I feel

1:30:28

warmth towards in kinship

1:30:30

are Scottish people. Scottish people have an amazing

1:30:33

ability to go from happy to angry.

1:30:36

And part of the things of Ogres is that they're angry

1:30:38

folk. And so if you go to a Scottish person's house,

1:30:41

it can be all that. It's great. I'm so glad you came

1:30:43

over. Now would

1:30:43

you take your shoes off? You're like. All

1:30:47

right. So that's why I did it. It's

1:30:49

so interesting hearing Mike Myers, be

1:30:51

Mike Myers in such a calm. He

1:30:54

seems like such a calm guy. When every character you

1:30:56

see is so very dramatic. Yeah,

1:30:58

if you hear any interview with him, he's

1:31:01

serious Mike Myers. He's very, just,

1:31:03

hey, would you like another hot dog?

1:31:06

You know what, when he was in Inglourious Basterds.

1:31:09

I forgot about that. He was, you

1:31:12

go, remember him in Inglourious Basterds?

1:31:13

No. He was Churchill,

1:31:16

right? No, not Churchill, he was- He was like one of the

1:31:18

generals or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Holy

1:31:20

cow, that's Mike Myers. And he's speaking like normal,

1:31:23

you know, Mike Myers. It's kind of wild.

1:31:26

Wild. He was good in Studio 54. That

1:31:28

was like a dramatic role. Look it

1:31:31

up. Look it up. The iPod's

1:31:33

name was inspired by the line,

1:31:36

open the pod bay door hell, from

1:31:38

the movie 2001, A Space Odyssey. Look it up. Isn't

1:31:41

that wild? Yeah, didn't know that. Nobody ever thought

1:31:43

of like, you

1:31:43

know, oh, I want money. Why call it an iPod?

1:31:46

It was inspired by open the pod

1:31:48

bay door hell. Okay, so

1:31:51

sure if you've been on the internet, you saw this. Bobbi

1:31:54

Brown is engaged. Look

1:31:57

it up. She and Jake.

1:31:59

Bon Jovi, the son of John Bon

1:32:02

Jovi, made it Instagram official

1:32:04

yesterday. In the picture, Millie shows off

1:32:06

her new ring and some jewelers are estimating

1:32:09

it could be worth about 75,000 to 150,000. Dang.

1:32:13

Millie

1:32:13

and Jake have been dating since 2021, or

1:32:16

three summers, as Millie says in her caption.

1:32:19

So it's not too soon in that regard, but

1:32:22

Jake is only 20, Millie is 19, and the

1:32:24

internet is very concerned

1:32:26

that she is too young. They can't even drink at their own wedding. So

1:32:29

everybody's kind of turning on it and there's

1:32:32

people yelling about, you know, as

1:32:34

opposed to all the other successful celebrity

1:32:36

weddings we see. Right, right, right, right. And in long

1:32:39

marriages. Well, if your kid

1:32:41

said they were getting married at 19, would

1:32:44

you go, Oh, I sure, that's young. I'm

1:32:47

not waiting in these waters right now, man. I

1:32:50

was a father at 19. Think

1:32:53

about that. Look it up. Oh,

1:32:56

I looked it up. Look it up, dude. And it's true. He was

1:32:58

a kid. He was a father. He was a father of nine.

1:33:00

I had two at 19, the amateur. Yeah.

1:33:04

I was 19, too young to get married. I

1:33:06

mean, I'm... In my

1:33:08

world, it was. I think

1:33:11

30's too young.

1:33:11

I guess it depends on who you talk to. It

1:33:14

depends on who you talk to. If you talked to a young Riz, 19

1:33:16

would have been way too young to get married.

1:33:19

It

1:33:20

needed to be free. Well, listen,

1:33:22

I did meet my wife with

1:33:23

my wife now. My

1:33:26

first wife, when

1:33:29

I was 19, 20, so. But

1:33:31

aren't the art celebrities at some, to

1:33:33

some degree, they're free from some of the concerns

1:33:35

of regular folk. Like a 19 year,

1:33:38

if your 19 year old son wanted to get

1:33:40

married, you'd be like, look, you don't even know, you still gotta

1:33:42

go to college, you gotta figure out what you're gonna do for

1:33:44

a living. How you gonna support your family? Yeah, you're gonna sacrifice

1:33:46

your career. This is John Bon Jovi's kid. He's

1:33:48

fine. And a girl sitting on $10 million

1:33:51

from Stranger Things. Like, they're fine.

1:33:53

If they get an annulment in six months, big deal.

1:33:56

They're fine. Yeah, yeah. They

1:33:58

don't have the same concern. They're happy.

1:33:59

concerns as us mere mortals.

1:34:02

Yes, it's not the same. It's not like where you gonna

1:34:04

live. You gonna live in your Jeep

1:34:06

Wrangler? For them,

1:34:08

where are they gonna live? In your 16, you know, 16

1:34:11

room mansion or your 30 room mansion. Or your

1:34:13

French estate or your this estate. Speaking

1:34:16

of living in Wrangler. Decisions, decisions. You live in Malibu.

1:34:18

He lives in Beverly Hills. This is untenable. Speaking

1:34:22

of living in your Wrangler and and

1:34:24

mansions, I'm not sure if you guys are

1:34:26

into the wealth porn that is the show

1:34:28

So, Succession, have you caught

1:34:30

up on this? I have not. I unfortunately

1:34:33

saw the big spoiler. Well,

1:34:35

that's what I'm about to talk about. Me too. So,

1:34:38

there was a major death on Sunday night's episode of Succession.

1:34:40

I'm not going to tell you who because honestly, I don't know. And

1:34:43

I made sure that I cut the story off where I did

1:34:45

not find out who because we just got back into it. Even

1:34:47

though the first episode was not great

1:34:50

in my opinion. It's a setup. We're getting

1:34:52

back in. It's a setup for the season. Yeah, and

1:34:54

it is. It's going to be the

1:34:55

final one. And it is wealth porn. It

1:34:57

is. I mean, when you're watching it, you're just- What's the setup

1:34:59

for the season? The first episode. That first

1:35:01

episode. It was just a little boring

1:35:04

for me. Anyways, the

1:35:06

death was spoiled by the LA

1:35:08

Times. The paper ran a fake

1:35:11

obituary for the character right after the

1:35:13

episode was released. So

1:35:15

a lot of people saw this before they watched the

1:35:17

show and, you know, obviously they're trying to be

1:35:19

funny by printing an obituary for a fictional character,

1:35:21

but they could have waited and people aren't. Really,

1:35:24

really upset.

1:35:25

Really, really upset. Yeah,

1:35:29

for me, I saw that article and it said,

1:35:32

you know, click here, you know, or do

1:35:34

not click here if you don't want the episode spoiled and I

1:35:36

have no self-control. You clicked it,

1:35:38

you big dummy. I know, I saw the obituary.

1:35:41

I got it in my face. Oh,

1:35:43

see, I didn't see it, so don't... When the headlines...

1:35:45

The obit came up on like Google News.

1:35:47

Here's the worst part, even though I don't know

1:35:49

the spoiler, now that I know that there's a spoiler,

1:35:52

every single little thing that I'm seeing in these first

1:35:54

two or

1:35:54

three episodes It's basically just planted

1:35:56

it out anyway. It's just so now I pretty

1:35:59

much know without no It's kind

1:36:01

of a bummer. Knowing

1:36:04

who it is, I've seen the first episode. The

1:36:07

first episode doesn't...to me.

1:36:10

Yeah, it does. There's lines. They're building it. It's

1:36:12

foreshadowed every 14 minutes.

1:36:15

We'll see.

1:36:16

Well, it's official. The combined

1:36:18

HBO Max and Discover Plus service

1:36:21

will simply be called Max.

1:36:24

The streaming service will officially change over this May

1:36:26

or June. Sources told the New York Times that the new service

1:36:29

cost $16 a month with a few

1:36:31

cheaper ad supported options.

1:36:34

Um, by the way, speaking of, so it's, it's

1:36:36

HBO max and what discovery plus. So

1:36:39

that whole system, you know, they were all together. They're just going

1:36:41

to call it. They are going to look they're

1:36:43

putting discovery. What's

1:36:45

on discovery. They were on the fence. They were going to

1:36:47

keep the discovery app for a while and they were

1:36:49

going to put everything on it. I think they

1:36:51

were looking for buyers. Aren't they? I

1:36:53

think discovery bought HBO, which seems very

1:36:56

backwards to me. If you told me Discovery

1:36:58

had the money to buy the network

1:37:01

making Westworld and all these multi-million

1:37:04

dollar,

1:37:04

I guess that's the thing. I don't know, bang

1:37:06

for the buck, I think HBO is still the best

1:37:08

service out there. What is on Discovery that I would want? There's

1:37:11

a lot of home and gardening shows

1:37:13

and all the repair shows and travel

1:37:15

shows. I had some where that

1:37:17

they were trying to possibly separate the brands and

1:37:19

sell one off, but I guess it's going to

1:37:21

be called Max. So we don't know

1:37:24

much about the Barbie movie yet,

1:37:25

but it does sound like it's going to be pretty out there

1:37:27

and from the trailers that we saw I

1:37:29

am I'm stoked I think this

1:37:31

is gonna be unique hopefully it's

1:37:33

great in fact Margot Robbie said

1:37:37

quote the first time I read the Barbie script my

1:37:39

reaction was

1:37:39

ah this is so good what a shame it will

1:37:41

never see the light of day because they will never ever let

1:37:44

us make this movie but they did and

1:37:46

when she was asked for details Margot said can't

1:37:49

tell you on a similar note

1:37:51

Simu Simu Lu

1:37:53

is that how we say her okay

1:37:55

took the gig after his agent read

1:37:58

the script and told him, if I would... Take

1:38:00

my career on any one single script.

1:38:02

It would be this Barbie script. I really

1:38:04

think you should do it. Were you saying, Ray,

1:38:07

if it's like a reverse Wizard

1:38:09

of Oz? Yeah, a little through the looking glass,

1:38:11

but the other way, like it's Alice out

1:38:14

of Wonderland almost. That's

1:38:16

what it seems like to me, like Barbie's gonna get, you remember

1:38:19

Last Action Hero when Schwarzenegger came

1:38:21

into the real world and the

1:38:23

movie tropes

1:38:25

didn't apply here? Last Action Hero is

1:38:27

so awesome. I watched that movie a hundred times. Underrated. underrated

1:38:30

it's so good I saw it once

1:38:31

dude that movie rules and the dude that's in the

1:38:34

Game of Thrones is the bad guy with the with the crosshairs

1:38:36

glass eye he's incredible

1:38:38

dude even the kid plays well

1:38:41

Arnold DC big

1:38:43

guns dude it's a cool I

1:38:45

remember that movie got a lot of heat when it came out it did

1:38:47

what did you wait what did last action

1:38:49

hero got a lot of heat was a big bomb oh

1:38:53

yeah I know it didn't do well but I didn't know what

1:38:55

you meant by a lot of heat, not like not good. It's

1:38:58

great. It's a great movie. Matthew

1:39:01

Mc- Go ahead. That's what the Barbie movie is essentially,

1:39:03

from what I understand is them

1:39:05

coming to the real world. It

1:39:08

looks awesome. Hits theaters July 21st, but

1:39:10

either way, this guy's agent said like- I'm gonna take a handful

1:39:12

of Molly and watch it. This is the one you get to do.

1:39:14

What? I don't know what that means. I don't

1:39:16

know. Matthew McConaughey will star in a Yellowstone

1:39:18

spinoff. We've been talking about this and he's had a three year break

1:39:20

from acting. And on the Armchair Expert

1:39:22

podcast, he said to go

1:39:25

have some structure like I got a call time. I've

1:39:27

got lines. I've got scenes. I've got

1:39:29

a character that

1:39:30

sounds like a vacation right now to me. He

1:39:33

also thinks this time away made him a different or improved

1:39:36

actor. Quote, what I have is so much

1:39:38

respect for the vocation of acting. I think I have a healthy

1:39:40

relationship and I'm not looking at it for my survival

1:39:43

for my survival or my thrive.

1:39:45

All I think good acting

1:39:48

emulates life real life is where this stuff comes

1:39:50

from. You can put the episodes

1:39:52

up on the blog. We'll put it up there

1:39:56

it's riddled with that bomb so I can't I can't

1:39:58

I do recommend his book

1:39:59

It's good. Green lights. I recommend

1:40:02

the audio book because he reads it. Oh, I did

1:40:04

the audio book. And it's exactly what you

1:40:06

want it to be. Yeah, it is exactly what

1:40:08

you want it to be. Set up here, brother. Green lights.

1:40:11

He's just, he's all in it, dude. He's a green light.

1:40:13

You do realize that Matthew McConaughey is like a

1:40:15

curve ball, our generation version of

1:40:18

William Chapman.

1:40:19

Not in the acting things, but in the persona,

1:40:22

in the way he's going and doing it all.

1:40:24

I can see him doing a talking

1:40:26

music record in it charting. and

1:40:29

me buying it. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

1:40:31

Like we were eating it up, we like it and we, it's

1:40:34

genuine, but it's also character. It's also this, it's also

1:40:36

that. We love it. All I want to do is play the bongos

1:40:38

naked. Give me two scoops of Matthew McConaughey. That story in that

1:40:40

book is, is. Yeah, it's good. Well,

1:40:42

he was at the football game, just got hammered.

1:40:45

Green light. He was at a football,

1:40:47

was at Austin. He was at an Austin football game, Austin,

1:40:50

whatever college was out there. Long horns or something,

1:40:52

right? He got hammered. Long horns

1:40:54

game. Got hammered, went home,

1:40:57

got naked, played the bongos and it's like foyer

1:40:59

and somebody called the cops. And a neighbor

1:41:01

saw him through the window. I think it

1:41:04

was a noise thing, right? Hey, hey, hey, I'm

1:41:06

just naked playing the bongos here. The

1:41:09

new action packed trailer for the Marvels has

1:41:11

arrived. You can check it out on the blog.

1:41:13

We put it up there. I think you and I were watching it yesterday.

1:41:15

It looks all right. A sequel to 2019's

1:41:17

Captain Marvel. The film also stars Samuel L.

1:41:20

Jackson, Iman Vellani and

1:41:22

Teyona Paris. And the trailer, Carol

1:41:25

Danvers. Sorry, Carol Danvers. That's

1:41:27

Brie Larson. And Nick Fury, Samuel

1:41:29

L. Jackson, can be seen alongside Kamala Khan

1:41:32

and Monica Rambeau. The visuals are soundtrack

1:41:34

by Beastie Boys Intragalactic. That was kind

1:41:36

of one of the coolest parts of the trailer. Well, if you remember Captain

1:41:39

Marvel, the soundtrack was pretty damn good.

1:41:41

Yes, for sure. A lot of 90s music. And this picks up where

1:41:43

the last episode of Miss Marvel left off.

1:41:46

So when Valeni was shocked after

1:41:48

Captain

1:41:48

Marvel turns up in her bedroom. I guess I gotta watch that.

1:41:50

Well, okay, so then you got Rambeau from

1:41:54

the Wandavision series. So basically

1:41:57

what they're saying or what this alludes

1:42:00