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it's like the World Cup from the

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contrary on a to learn i would

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episode bro bro bro be filthy animals

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everybody turning it on messier the like

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front like topel going to have trek

0:37

to town very same quarter to four

0:40

also because going to roll right past

0:42

us. Is already the local car

0:44

club with all the really ridiculous a set

0:46

cars parked up so if you're in town

0:48

for at this place, say. And

0:50

you will see all the drivers and get the

0:52

signature stuff. I'm just after four o'clock by the

0:55

time they make entertainment, jails and on the couch.

0:57

Last night and I had a thought I was

0:59

like what happens. What? Would it sound

1:01

like of we had different voices when we did

1:03

this afternoon? Show you like what? Let let's say

1:05

we both thought what New York cabbies drivers from

1:08

how much of a different experience What if they

1:10

have found a way. To. Test

1:12

the waters. They think we're that Sixty Avenue

1:14

voices and would I have? Is there anything

1:16

I wouldn't know? He will. You know I

1:19

don't like and I'm lazy says exactly where

1:21

I want to be. operating outside. The man,

1:23

the myth, the legend that as great Murphy

1:25

joins us for an hour power to share

1:27

some never before heard secrets including the American

1:30

Supermodel Budapest up on the bonnet of a

1:32

Supercar and what Michael Schumacher totem the gave

1:34

more that pace and the lap of the

1:36

gods Four o'clock he is on the show

1:38

with us. Tell Fi once again don't want

1:41

to the heavy. Lifting add an extra person

1:43

into the show reduce the amount of words

1:45

we need to say by thirty percent by

1:47

a third after year long white the Twenty

1:49

twenty Four rate coastal because championship as back

1:51

in New Zealand it is going to be

1:54

huge weight gain and type or and for

1:56

smoke coach at one of the Voices of

1:58

Supercars. Guess. the ones and

2:00

only Jess Yates joins us ahead of

2:02

the Topor Motorsport Park ITM Topor Super

2:04

400 this weekend. Lynyrd

2:07

Skynyrd on the way also oasis here is

2:09

Rage Against the Machine Renegades of Funk. It

2:11

is the Rock with Jay and Dunk. No

2:14

matter how hard you try you can't stop

2:16

us now. Jay

2:19

and Dunk. That

2:21

looks cute. Super Jack.

2:24

Ah so we were lucky enough before

2:26

the show to catch up with one

2:28

of Australia's Premier Sports presenters. You would

2:30

have seen her on the NRL also

2:32

presenting supercars alongside Mark Skaife and Neil

2:35

Crompton, Jessica Yates. Just an

2:37

absolute legend of a chick. She was very

2:39

generous with her time and

2:42

she gave great insights into the

2:44

world of supercars and was very

2:46

very excited about the Kiwi drivers

2:48

this weekend. Yeah she's incredibly knowledgeable

2:50

and the full chat we're going to have

2:52

up is a separate podcast. One that if

2:55

you are interested in supercars you will absolutely

2:57

love. If you have zero interest in supercars

2:59

she will basically give you the encyclopedic knowledge

3:01

that you need to once again become a

3:03

massive massive fan. So obviously we asked her

3:05

for some tips. Didn't quite get out of

3:07

her whether or not she gambles on supercars

3:09

or she works on supercars but she didn't

3:11

say no. And here's the

3:13

Kiwi driver that she thinks is going to

3:15

go good this weekend. He's

3:19

really really psyched to be here this weekend and

3:21

put his best foot forward. Like? That's

3:25

what he met Payne she's talking about. He's

3:29

really really psyched to be here this weekend and put

3:31

his best foot forward. Actually caught up with

3:33

him how he worked back in

3:35

the first place. Because obviously that was

3:37

where he grew up. That's where

3:39

his love affair with V8 supercars

3:41

began. So I

3:43

thought it was a really kind of poignant

3:45

moment to mark the start of a new

3:47

era. While that's done and he missed out

3:49

on being able to race there. He has

3:51

a real opportunity to turn

3:54

the page and begin this new chapter

3:56

here. And be the number one driver. Don't forget. The

4:00

last couple of years that we came here with all that spot

4:02

McLaughlin and Shane Bankies burger, they were so

4:04

special to watch before our Pookie.

4:08

They're gone, they've moved on to the next phase of

4:10

their career. So this weekend really marks an

4:12

opportunity for one of the Kiwi stars to

4:14

put their hand up and say, I'm the

4:16

next superstar. And they could

4:18

really use this as a springboard to dominate

4:20

at Topor for a really long time.

4:22

And I think that's one of the

4:25

things that's really motivating a lot of

4:27

those guys. They want to be that

4:29

star, that hero for New

4:31

Zealanders. And I

4:33

think that he said to me, I'm not

4:36

here just to get on the podium. If I

4:38

don't win, I failed. I want to have my

4:40

name on that trophy first. And I thought, you

4:43

know, it was really cool to hear him actually

4:45

verbalize that and really please

4:47

sound safe. This is mine. So let's see

4:49

how that translates this weekend. But yeah, I liked

4:51

that from him. I thought that was cool. Was

4:54

there a bit of emotion from him when you

4:56

caught up at Pukakoi because for him

4:58

to finally get here and miss out by

5:00

not a lot to race, did that come through on

5:02

the catch up that you had? Yeah,

5:05

absolutely. I mean, he grew up 10

5:07

minutes from Pukakoi, I think, you know,

5:09

sitting in the stands from the age

5:11

of five and cheering on, you know,

5:13

all the heroes he loved watching Shane

5:15

drive there. He loved watching Scotty and

5:18

that, you know, seeing them and their

5:20

prowess that that track was really what

5:22

sparked the inspiration for him to chase

5:24

that dream. I mean, he was there with

5:26

his dad and uncle, it was a full-on family affair.

5:30

And so yeah, without a doubt, he was a

5:32

little bit emotional and a bit sad. But sitting

5:34

there looking, I guess, at the state

5:36

of that circuit now, it's obvious to

5:38

see that's over. You know, that dream's

5:41

done. It's time to forge a

5:43

new path forward. There's an opportunity

5:45

to rewrite the history books here

5:48

this weekend. And what a cool moment

5:50

for a young guy like that, who's really

5:52

stormed supercars. I mean,

5:55

his meteoric ride last year, you think,

5:57

where he started to finish the year,

5:59

winning. the Adelaide 500 was

6:01

such a cool moment for him. He

6:04

really stabbed his authority on the championship and he said

6:06

to me you know that was the moment where I

6:08

felt like I really belong like I really proved I

6:10

should be here and I could do this and

6:12

so I think this weekend presents another

6:15

moment like that for him. TAB's

6:17

got about $5.50 for a top 3 finish

6:20

in the first race on Saturday

6:22

afternoon. Mate that's great odds. Yeah

6:24

I get on there. And

6:26

we've got Richie Stanaway at $8

6:28

and Ryan Wood who's had a bit of a tough start to

6:30

the season at $46 so there's your

6:32

Darrell Ruffey. Yeah. Wack a tenner on him you get

6:34

$4.60 back. You little BOT,

6:38

the Rock Drive Podcast with Jay

6:40

and Dunk. After 4 o'clock this

6:42

afternoon because supercars are on this

6:44

weekend in Topor we have motorsport

6:47

legend Greg Murphy co-hosting the show.

6:49

I've had some of these made

6:51

Jay. I'm not sure he's gonna

6:53

like them but what are

6:55

your thoughts on this one? On

6:58

tour with Dad. Jay,

7:02

Dunk and Murph live from the ITM

7:04

Topor Super 400. Oh my god.

7:07

He's literally gonna kick

7:11

us. There is gonna be...

7:13

You're gonna get hit first. Exactly. Make sure

7:16

we're filming guys. We'll put it on the

7:18

internet. We saw how he went

7:20

and gets Marcus Ambrose from the top of the mountain. He'll

7:23

clean you up no worries. He knows how

7:25

to hit a helmet size head. That is

7:27

so good. That is so good.

7:29

But the Red Coast

7:31

Supercars Championship ITM Topor Super 400 on

7:33

this weekend. So if you're

7:36

in town you probably would have figured out there's

7:38

a fair bit going on downtown. They've got the

7:40

track to town right about 345. All the supercars

7:43

and drivers gonna be coming past here. We've even

7:46

got a microphone sticking out of the window of

7:48

this joint. So when they come past we

7:50

get all the glorious sounds of the

7:52

Gen 3. Yeah just before a seagull

7:54

parked up on the edge of it

7:56

and was squawking away. Quite punishing. Jack

7:58

got out there shirtless though. wave it away it was great.

8:01

Thank you very much for that. Sort of commitment we're after. Practice

8:03

is tomorrow 12.55 to the 2.25, if

8:07

you want to be watching that. And

8:09

then I think we get a bunch of the drivers through

8:12

for chats which will be awesome, so you can expect a

8:14

whole bunch of the Supercars drivers on the show tomorrow afternoon.

8:16

And that'll be their first crack at the

8:18

race course, because they've only got 90 minutes to get

8:20

used to it, and then they're racing. Sold

8:22

out this weekend as well, which is fantastic for

8:24

the region, fantastic for New Zealand, knowing that there

8:26

are that many Supercars fans here

8:28

in New Zealand. We have your last remaining

8:30

tickets, and we can give them away this

8:32

afternoon, and maybe even sneak a couple on

8:35

the show tomorrow afternoon, you just have to

8:37

be listening out to make sure that you're

8:39

in the mixer to win them. And make

8:41

sure that you are able to make it,

8:43

because there are people that are hanging out

8:45

for these tickets that live nearby, or live

8:47

within a good four or five hours drive that want to

8:49

be here. We're going to do them at 20 past five, and

8:51

it's just going to be first in, first serve, we'll open up

8:54

the phone lines then. Top 10 shootout

8:56

tomorrow, 12 to 12.40, the

8:58

first race, 60 laps, 200 k's, 305, and

9:01

then Sunday will be qualifying in the morning, 10.45

9:04

to 11, 12.25 to 105 is the top 10 shootout, and

9:08

race two, 60 laps, again, 200 k's,

9:12

at three o'clock Sunday afternoon. What I'm really

9:14

excited about is the implementation of what they're

9:16

calling the State Highway One from Auckland

9:18

to Topal race, which is traditionally in a

9:21

100 kilometer speed zone, but then generally goes

9:23

down to 30 and 40 kilometers

9:25

for about three quarters of it, just

9:27

to see how they can test with that. I

9:29

want to do, I mean, we can pitch this to the owner of

9:31

Supercars, I'm going to be with them tonight. I

9:34

would like to pitch a

9:36

Supercar drivers versus Google Maps, and

9:39

it's their job to try and beat Google Maps

9:41

by the most. So you punch in

9:43

a location, they jump in their Supercar, and then they

9:45

beat the person that beats Google Maps by the most

9:47

wins. It's kind of like the person that races the

9:49

KSC man around the field at the footy. Exactly

9:52

like that. Yeah, pretty much the same thing. I

9:57

don't ask me why, but we're doing a deep

9:59

dive. on the deepest man-made hole ever

10:01

dug. Afterwards!

10:04

And you know when you're little and you had

10:07

the sandpit and your parents go,

10:09

Oh, why don't you go out and play in the

10:11

sandpit? Try and dig to China,

10:13

is what they'd say. Yeah. And then you go

10:15

out there and then you'd realise the sandpit's only

10:17

30 centimetres deep and you realise it's going to

10:19

be extremely difficult to do. Yeah man, there's so

10:21

much cat poo to get through before I get

10:23

to China. How? How

10:25

do they live them up? Whereas really, they just want to get you

10:27

out of the house and out of there here for a little bit.

10:29

So I thought we could do a deep dive

10:32

into the deepest man-made

10:34

hole. What are you

10:36

doing? Digging. How did you dig it in?

10:38

Pretty deep. It's a rock drive deep dive.

10:40

I've got to get it to Quick-Tigs here.

10:42

Hamilton got it already. Oh, come on mate.

10:45

Nothing wrong with a Tron. Yeah, the Chief

10:47

is creeping. The jewel of the North Island.

10:49

Gary Phipps, thank you very much. Just quickly,

10:51

I'm going to bring in Jack

10:54

here. Because if we were to dig straight

10:56

through from New Zealand. Hey, EFA and Vkagel,

10:58

come on mate. Where would you pop out?

11:00

It's obviously on the other side of the globe. Any

11:03

bit. Are we going to take some guesses? There's

11:05

actually a website that does it. OK,

11:07

I'm going to go Greenland. I'm going

11:09

to go Portugal or Spain. You

11:12

can see my computer. No, no, no. Oh, he always cheats.

11:14

Yeah, cheats. He's like, I can see it from there. Oh,

11:16

we should figure out what's on the other side of the

11:18

earth. What did I get it right then? I got Spain.

11:21

Thank you very much. He 100% looked. I don't

11:23

know. I got kicked out of teaching college. I don't like playing

11:25

games with Jay. He always looks at

11:27

the answers. Then tries to act like he doesn't. So

11:29

disappointed. I don't have an acting face.

11:31

You can tell. I cannot act. Mate,

11:33

there's 207 countries and you nailed

11:36

it. I'm annoyed at you. Absolute

11:38

bollocks. OK, so the

11:40

biggest ruined it. The biggest. That's

11:43

good. I'm over there. The deepest ever man-made

11:46

hole. How close did we get to Portugal?

11:48

Dug in Russia. So this was called

11:50

the Kola Superdeep Borehole. And

11:53

they started drilling this thing

11:56

on my birthday, actually, in 1917. I

11:58

wasn't alive. I was in the dead. scrope but it was

12:01

the 24th of May and you know they dug 22

12:03

years straight 22 years

12:11

they were boring down and then they collapsed

12:13

the Soviet Union happened and things kind of

12:15

stopped they got down to 40,230 feet which

12:18

is 12.2 kilometers which

12:22

is give me an example of what that would look like

12:24

if I was to be staring at something that resembled that

12:26

look out your window you look at it Mount Everest and

12:28

you look at the top of Mount Everest and then you

12:30

slap Mount Fuji on top of us 12 kilometers

12:34

there's a guy walking on the roof is

12:36

that safe? So we're up on level one

12:38

and some guy just walked past on the

12:40

roof outside Spider-man's out there go mate go

12:43

how's the bird watcher super zoom lens on

12:45

him too taking photos that is impressive so

12:47

the hulls only as wide as a dinner

12:49

plate right and when they got to the

12:51

bottom it's 180 degrees at the bottom and

12:54

then for whatever reason

12:56

you know once the Soviet Union

12:58

collapsed and political circumstances they just stopped

13:00

again they're like okay let's end that project

13:02

and then they just capped it off like

13:04

you would deployment in your house if you

13:06

were capping off a water supply. Smacked a

13:08

massive cork into it basically pretty much I

13:10

found that I did a little bit of

13:12

research on this they were basic that is

13:14

the greatest collection of earth

13:17

layers that has ever been collected is

13:19

obviously the most complete set of earth

13:21

crust layers that has ever been pulled

13:23

out of the ground. Oh kind of

13:25

the same thing but same same

13:27

bit different you know how we're ripping out the people

13:29

that go to Antarctica and they do ice samples yes

13:32

so they just got one out that was 8 million

13:34

years old. 8 million

13:38

years old. Once

13:40

again same same but different when we get

13:43

water out of the aquifers here in New

13:45

Zealand it's generally takes 85 years

13:47

for the rain to fall on the land go

13:49

down into the aquifer and then make its way

13:51

back up into bottled water. That's crazy isn't it?

13:53

Oh well a bit of a deep dive for

13:55

you guys. That was a great deep dive. Jay

13:58

and Dunk. all this

14:00

afternoon for the supercars and they're

14:03

not quite here yet, the supercars

14:05

coming into town. Gonna be driving

14:07

past us hopefully ringing the

14:09

next the supercars. It's a massive turnout down

14:11

here. Great turnout. Last up we're watching the

14:13

Gentlemen, great TV series if you haven't seen

14:15

it, it's well worth a watch. It's just

14:17

absolutely spectacular and in this massive old manor,

14:19

for those of you that haven't seen it,

14:22

there's this big old manor that this guy

14:24

inherits and there's a whole bunch of problems

14:26

that get inherited with that. But those are

14:28

across the English countryside, there is a plethora

14:30

of them and I was talking to my wife,

14:32

I was watching with my wife and she was like, we

14:34

lived in one quite similar to that. And I was like,

14:37

calm on. And she was like, well

14:39

not quite as big as that. If

14:41

you text the keyword YEP, Y-E-P to

14:43

3520, we'll bounce you back a link

14:45

to Groombridge Place, which is where my

14:48

wife lived when she was 10 years

14:50

old. It's massive! It's got a moat

14:52

around the outside. She lived in a

14:54

house! I was like, how did she...

14:56

She really is your princess. She

14:59

really is. You're the ogre. I

15:01

am, I'm the shred. I

15:04

could not believe it. It is a spectacular

15:06

joint. How would you not ever

15:08

bring this up? How would you feel the need to not

15:11

ever bring this up? So basically her father was flying

15:13

planes, based in the UK and his

15:16

friend owned this place and it's an

15:18

old estate, I guess, that nobody was

15:20

living in. It's got... That's just the

15:22

house. There's like an enchanted garden that

15:25

goes with it and this massive aviary

15:27

that has all these crazy birds in

15:29

it. It is a wild, wild place.

15:31

If you want to see how cooked

15:34

this joint is, text YEP to 3520.

15:36

New Zealand Motorsport legend, Greg Murphy,

15:38

just moments away. We're catching up with

15:40

GSA8, who's one of the supercars, commentators

15:42

and reporters before the

15:45

show. It'll be on the podcast tomorrow. But we

15:47

did ask her if she had any special words

15:49

for Murph. The Bloke Bats

15:51

has had the second most New Zealand

15:53

wins. Well, first is

15:55

Jamie Wynk, couple 10 and second is Greg

15:58

Murphy with nine wins. He's actually... coming

16:00

on the radio show after 4 o'clock this afternoon. Have

16:02

you got a message for old Murph? Oh

16:05

my good mate Murph is the star of the show.

16:07

Well we used to call him the

16:09

Prince of Kookakowi, right? And now

16:11

that's done, we need to find a new nickname for

16:13

him. So maybe we can throw that out to

16:15

the listeners. What do we call Craig Murph when

16:18

we come to Topor? Yeah, Hannibal from Hawkes

16:20

Bay. So

16:25

the question is, does he need a new nickname?

16:27

And obviously this show is known for its nicknames.

16:29

You guys have heard plenty, I feel like we've

16:31

done plenty of training. If you've got one for

16:33

him, text it 33520. He's

16:36

just walked in, he's sitting out there in reception at

16:38

the moment. I believe the radio is not playing, so

16:40

let's spring these on him after 4. And

16:43

then he's co-hosted for a whole hour. Later

16:45

on rocking you to the sport for your

16:47

next, and hopefully some Gen 3 supercars getting

16:49

their necks wrung in the middle of Topor.

16:51

Listen to our other podcast, Not For Radio.

16:53

Wherever you're listening to this one, just search

16:55

Not For Radio. And... Jay and Dunne. Rock

16:57

Drive. Life is lighting into the courses of 400.

17:05

Hello there Jay and Dunne driving you home.

17:07

Third day afternoon is... Holy

17:10

heck, would you ever listen to that? The

17:12

bloody supercars, the Gen 3s have rolled into

17:14

Topor. What an absolute treat.

17:17

We're about... Three

17:19

quarters of the fuel covered through. Oh, that

17:21

is spectacular. Oh, that's a

17:23

bit yolky. Oh, that's a

17:25

bit yolky. Oh, that's a bit

17:27

yolky. And...

17:32

I know because you absolutely love being called a

17:34

legend. Yeah. Motorsport legend Greg Murphy has joined us

17:37

for an hour as well. Yes, the man that

17:39

is... I'm even fizzing. The legend. I'm even fizzing

17:41

about this. Yeah. It's pretty cool. And I take

17:43

a lot for me to get fizzing about most

17:45

of the... You've seen a couple of cars. I've

17:48

seen a couple. Yeah. I've driven a couple. And

17:50

this is quite unique. And we've actually

17:52

even got you in for a full hour of power.

17:54

And you did promise that you were going to share

17:56

some of the secrets, including the American supermodel that you

17:58

passed up on the bottom. of your supercar and

18:01

what Michael Schumacher told you to get you around

18:03

that lap of the gods as well all

18:05

that to come and four o'clock those

18:08

stories and more next on the

18:10

rock the three way you never

18:12

knew you needed Jay Dunk and

18:14

Murph live from the ITM or

18:16

Super 400 Jay

18:19

and Dunk on tour

18:21

with Jay

18:25

Dunk and Murph

18:27

live the ITM

18:29

tour. Now I

18:31

can send an

18:34

invoice. I'm pretty sure you'll

18:36

get the same address I can get one back. So

18:40

we were chatting with Jessie Yates of course one of the

18:43

reporters and presenters of supercars and she's sort of

18:45

pointed out and we played this just before four

18:48

o'clock before you got in here that Pukakawe

18:50

is no more and you used to be called

18:52

the Pukie Prince. Oh that's unfair too. I

18:56

was the king. So Jessie

18:59

should get her labels right. And

19:03

then maybe we can give Murph

19:05

a Topor nickname. My favourite one,

19:07

well I've got two favourites the

19:10

trout of Topor. Very

19:13

fishy. Yeah and my other favourite

19:16

one is the turnip. Yeah.

19:18

Turnip from Topor. Oh

19:21

my god. From Topor Steve actually. That's the local

19:23

that's given you that. Funny enough I'm not a

19:25

fan of either. Yeah. New

19:27

turf Murph. Oh that's

19:29

better. What about the Topor Terminator? Yep.

19:33

Yeah isn't it? What about the G-man

19:35

as you are the general manager when

19:37

it comes to Topor motorsport? Maybe

19:40

that's the nickname. Maybe that's the

19:42

actual name. G-man's the guy that

19:44

runs Topor motorsport park. I don't

19:46

know. Oh George there you go.

19:48

Alright Murph we've got a story from a listener here

19:51

and we thought we would get you to read it

19:53

out. You haven't actually read this but. No I'm about

19:55

to. It's what you call a short ball and working

19:57

smarter not harder when you get a gift on your

19:59

show. There you go, sit back

20:01

and listen. Yeah, okay, I'm up for

20:04

it, no problem. Ellie Lucas from Manchester,

20:06

the UK. Here's a

20:08

hilarious true story you can share. That's good,

20:10

because that's what we're doing. A

20:13

few years ago, my 14-year-old stepson woke up one

20:15

morning feeling puke-y with an upset stomach and asked

20:17

if he could stay home from school for the

20:19

day. I said, it was fine, and our other

20:21

kids went off to school and my hubby and

20:23

I went off to work. While we were gone,

20:26

around my morning coffee break, the next time he

20:28

called me up at work asking

20:30

if we had any medicine to stop him from

20:32

running back and forth to the bathroom. Oh,

20:35

no. I told him to go to

20:38

the medicine cabinet and grab a blue

20:40

and white box of anti-nausea medication. Told

20:43

him he could take just one, and that

20:45

he should be fine, and to call me if

20:47

he wasn't sure or if there were any problems.

20:50

Didn't call. When I got home from work, I asked

20:52

him how he was feeling and he said, ah, he

20:54

felt way better. He also said

20:56

that the anti-nausea medicine made...

20:59

was weird. I asked him what he

21:01

meant by that, and he shrugged, saying,

21:04

I don't know, they're just weird and

21:06

they taste greasy. Oh, God. But

21:08

he took it anyway. I

21:10

made my way to the kitchen, where I noticed a

21:12

box of medication on the counter. To my surprise, it

21:15

wasn't the box I had in

21:18

mind. This box was anti-nausea suppository.

21:23

For our youngest son, who was barely

21:25

two years old. I walked...

21:29

I walked back into the living room, boxed

21:32

in hand and asked my stepson, is this the

21:34

anti-nausea medication you're talking? He said, yeah, and

21:36

that's so tough to open. I mean, why

21:39

would they wrap them individually in foil?

21:42

They taste like grease out of the bottom of

21:44

a fryer. At this point, I could

21:46

not contain my laughter. As I realised what he had done, I

21:50

thought about telling him. He

21:52

put them in the wrong end, but I didn't have

21:55

the heart in case it made him try again. I

21:57

really hope you guys can share this story and make

21:59

others laugh. Yes. did that yeah there it

22:01

is you had you tell me just been bashing

22:03

bumhole bullets the whole time you know what I

22:05

mean I've been off-croc with with the audio

22:13

or whatever the hell it was and I I'd

22:15

quite happily do that I was in I was

22:17

in the hurt locker you're that bad I was

22:19

so bad we working almost in a mortar sense

22:21

wouldn't it we just basically just drop it in

22:23

it would fire straight back out of the gun

22:25

for a deposit training and situation. Had to do

22:28

it ten times to make it happen to this.

22:36

Hey I want to throw this one at you listening right

22:38

now what is the worst retirement

22:40

plan that you've heard from somebody and this might

22:42

be a mate and they might be like here's

22:44

what I'm gonna do for retirement like because

22:47

what Jay's got a crazy example and this

22:49

box not a dumb bloke. No

22:52

I mean I mean to be fair just to

22:54

put it to preface this we were heavily steamed

22:56

when he came up with this concept. I still

22:58

like it it's ridiculous. Give it, feed it. No

23:00

we'll do it next. It's sort of teasing the

23:02

business. You got

23:04

him though. I'm

23:08

all in. The Rock

23:10

Drive Podcast. Jay and Dunk broadcast our

23:12

Toe Pore for the start of Supercars

23:15

like him 400 happening

23:17

at the Toe Pore motorsport park and we

23:19

just chat and Murph with us as well

23:22

and Murph we just chatted about Peter Brock's

23:24

ute that was up for sale which got

23:26

like a Holden Colorado with

23:28

an Ali Swann in it that was set

23:30

up for a Safari that Peter Brock did

23:33

and then we talked about last week on the show you

23:35

a text us about it and you

23:37

reckon that was a pretty good price. It got handed

23:40

in at 38,000. Yeah I'm not sure what's going on

23:42

there. That's worth a syndicate away. I used

23:44

to when I was driving at Kelly Racing

23:47

it was sitting up on a mezzanine because

23:49

Todd Kelly restored it after it got crashed.

23:52

Yes a piece of absolute

23:54

icon memorabilia that one. That is cheap

23:56

too. You should probably put some feelers out and see how much

23:58

they actually wanted to want to go. get for that because I

24:00

reckon that'll be worth it. Let's bring it to New Zealand. 100%

24:03

made that. There ya, that's twisted the knife isn't

24:05

it? Yeah yeah. The next question is, who's in?

24:07

How much work to get at road legal or

24:09

what? Well I don't know, registered. It was fully

24:12

registered because they had to drive it on

24:14

the road so it was for the Australian

24:16

Safari so it's like a rally so

24:18

you've actually got to drive between stages

24:20

and stuff on road so it was

24:22

fully road-registable. Yeah. That's crazy.

24:25

Yeah. Let's find someone to

24:27

pay for that. I'm happy to put in

24:29

some. Yeah. I'd happily tip into that. Especially

24:31

for the fellas. It

24:34

could go towards once again something

24:36

that we could syndicate. We could have

24:38

all these little amazing pieces of racing

24:40

and motorsport memorabilia which would then amass

24:42

a huge amount of wealth and we

24:44

could all retire at a racetrack. Perfect.

24:47

What could go wrong? What

24:49

could go wrong? Listen I meant how

24:51

much? Life savings is going into this

24:54

plan. And that's one option for retirement.

24:58

Yeah. And there's all sorts that people text through. We'll get

25:00

some of the text shortly but your

25:03

mates. So you guys are steaming and having

25:05

a couple of jars. Well let's call it,

25:07

let's call them scrap. Because that's his name.

25:09

That's his name. And he was talking about

25:12

when he moves out of the current game

25:14

that he's in he thought that it'd be

25:16

a great idea to buy a whole bunch

25:18

of Toyota Prius. He said

25:20

a collection of Prius. Hang on.

25:23

Hang on. You know we

25:25

got that on camera. No idea. So

25:31

he said once again the plural

25:33

for a collection of Prius is called a

25:35

pre-i. So he goes I'm gonna have a

25:37

pre-i. I'll have 40 of them. And

25:40

he's gonna basically sub these out to people to

25:42

drive around his Ubers. He gets 50 bucks a

25:44

day out of them. That's 2 grand a pop.

25:46

And he's clearing sort of 14

25:49

grand a week. All the servicing is taken care of

25:51

by the people that are driving them. People got fleets

25:53

of trucks. Why not have a fleet of pre-i? And

25:56

I'm like I'm pretty hammered but that's like a sweet

25:58

home Dunk

26:00

wasn't sold. I can tell by the way that

26:02

Murph spat his coffee all over the place. He's

26:06

not overly keen on that. The syndicate of

26:08

a legend's ute sounding a whole lot better at this stage.

26:10

But I mean you spend a lot of time in the

26:12

car. You spend a lot of time behind the wheel, a

26:14

lot of time in your head. You've moved

26:16

through your racing career and now obviously you've built

26:19

something else off the back of it. I mean

26:21

you've got to start looking at what is the

26:23

end game. I think about it every single day.

26:26

How am I going to hang up boots indefinitely and what

26:28

is going to be bringing in that residual income? You

26:30

must have thought of some cook stuff between here and Hawke Bay.

26:33

What have I cooked up? Well, I mean I thought

26:36

mushroom farming, feed your orchards. I thought owning a race

26:38

team was going to be a good idea. Look how

26:40

that worked out. I've got about that. That

26:43

was my plan. I had this plan that

26:45

was through the 2000s. The

26:47

Tasman motorsport was sort of a design. My

26:50

old man was involved because he was working in there

26:53

managing it at the time and there was investors and

26:55

blah blah blah blah. That was my retirement plan. I'm

26:57

going to become a team owner and operate

27:00

a race team and that will be me and blah

27:02

blah blah. How much money can you make doing

27:04

that? If you had a really good day.

27:06

I was going to say it was a terrible idea. If

27:09

it went well though. I've

27:12

got no idea and you don't advance if you don't want

27:14

to but some of the people out there, their own super

27:16

car teams, are they making a decent work out if they

27:18

have a good year? No. Wow.

27:22

Because of the sponsors. You make it work. Listen,

27:25

there's a passion. Having

27:27

that out there, you've got to also

27:30

look at how big, I

27:33

mean Australia is quite a big country but again

27:35

you're targeting, you've got a specific

27:37

audience. It's all about television

27:40

and all that kind of stuff and what

27:42

they cost to run versus what

27:44

you can get in from sponsorship. A

27:48

lot of people are still tipping in

27:50

to top up to run these race teams

27:52

because they're expensive.

27:54

You should see some of these organisations

27:57

in Australia. Some of

27:59

the deals are... amazing, absolutely amazing

28:01

and some of the

28:04

things that we've been doing for a long time, lean and mean and not flashy,

28:06

all that kind of stuff as well. So there's a big disparity between it but

28:08

it also comes down to the wealth of the owners as well. So that's the

28:11

challenge of it. We

28:18

can get to some more of the worst retirement plans that you've heard

28:20

after this and also give you the link back to Greg Murphy's Only

28:22

Fans where you can livestream his fleet as he drives with no shoes

28:24

on from Topor to Auckland. That's

28:34

a retirement plan. There you go. Jay,

28:39

Dunk and Murph. Two of

28:41

them are legends that love Holdums. The other one

28:44

is Jay. Jay

28:51

and Dunk. Jay, Dunk and Murph driving

28:53

you home from Topor for the supercars

28:55

that are on this weekend. A

28:57

few texts coming in about this. We're going to move on from

28:59

the terrible retirement plans although I will read

29:01

out one more text that's come through. Do you

29:04

guys want to know how to make a small

29:06

fortune in motorsport and start with a large one?

29:08

Exactly. Boom. That's someone who's been involved in motorsports.

29:13

That is so true. But

29:16

a couple of texts coming through about Colin

29:18

Giltrap of course. Rest in PC passed away

29:20

overnight and just the last one that came

29:22

through said saying did Murph have any dealings

29:25

with Colin Giltrap? Good

29:27

bugger from all accounts. That's from Tony. Yeah,

29:30

absolutely. I've been again one

29:32

of the many who have benefited

29:34

from Colin's and the Giltrap group

29:37

and the family's passion for motorsport

29:39

over a long long period of time.

29:42

What Colin basically set up

29:45

through his passion for the

29:47

sport is so well documented but there

29:50

are so many people that are in

29:53

the positions they're in and have

29:55

achieved what they've achieved thanks to the Giltrap family.

29:57

Show us the same. that

30:00

the involvement particularly in that starting in and

30:02

around the cart space even to get those

30:04

get young drivers into cart and then sort

30:07

of help them out and create those pathways

30:09

because motorsport is an expensive sport to be

30:11

a part of. Yeah all the way through

30:13

I mean there's just been a backer and

30:16

he's been he was an amazing amazing eye

30:18

for talent right he knew

30:20

what he was looking at and he was

30:23

involved in so many aspects of the

30:25

sport. I mean A1GP

30:27

here in Topor the facility that's

30:29

out there now wouldn't be what

30:32

it is without Collins

30:34

input and the Gil Traps input

30:36

back in the 2000s when A1GP

30:38

was running the investment that he

30:40

put in there to bring the

30:42

that championship to New

30:44

Zealand and they had black beauty the New

30:46

Zealand car running in there that was all through

30:49

him you know that's just one little aspect

30:51

but there is a list of drivers and

30:53

people who would not

30:55

have achieved anything like they have

30:58

if it wasn't for him and that

31:00

family contributing and they still do today they are

31:02

still putting in huge amounts of

31:04

resource into supporting Kiwi talent to give

31:06

them the opportunity to be the best

31:08

they can be it's just staggering the

31:10

legacy is phenomenal we never see anything

31:12

like it. So therefore by default this

31:15

weekend as well probably the supercars wouldn't

31:17

be here if they hadn't dropped all

31:19

that money into the facility. Oh very

31:21

much potentially absolutely it's just a roller

31:23

coaster of effect that he has had

31:26

on it and you know the beauty of this weekend

31:28

I mean I saw Marco Gil Trap earlier and he's

31:30

here because he's running a career cup this is Collins

31:32

grandson and I know that he

31:34

would have been so essentially amazingly proud

31:36

of what Marco has done

31:39

over the last few years in his motorsport

31:41

and to be able to actually put some of

31:43

their hard earned resource into a family

31:46

member blood of his and be

31:49

successful I mean would have been

31:51

incredibly proud for Collins it's

31:53

really very sad that he's

31:55

not here this weekend to see his grandson racing

31:57

the career cup. There

32:00

were so many of those lads back in the day that

32:02

raced. I'm talking sort of that 60s, 70s era where it

32:04

was pretty fast and loose and you could bring cars in

32:06

from the UK and it was a lot of those people

32:08

were bringing those cars in. And there was like a collection

32:10

of them that are now in the same bracket,

32:13

same age group that really were kind of

32:15

almost the founding fathers that did really well

32:17

off the back of the automotive industry and

32:19

then pumped that money back into the racing

32:21

industry. Are they the

32:23

same sort of backers now or are they

32:25

from outside of industry that are looking at

32:27

tipping in? We have those legacy families that

32:30

are contributing to motorsport like that.

32:32

We still have, not so much

32:34

the industry, it's widespread. There's

32:37

very, very generous people. You

32:41

were in your chest, Tony Quinn.

32:43

Yeah, exactly. So I mean Tony

32:45

is doing a huge amount right

32:47

now for New Zealand motorsport. He

32:50

owns the three circuits, Hampton, Topor

32:52

and Highlands. We've got

32:54

the Tony Quinn Foundation over the last two years.

32:57

He's invested over $1.2 million into

32:59

Kiwi Talent and we continue to

33:01

give away. It's amazing. I

33:03

mean it's one of the most rewarding things that I have a part

33:05

to play with is being

33:08

a part of handing out cash to

33:10

talent and he

33:12

absolutely will reference Sir

33:16

Colin Giltrap as a bloke who

33:18

really has set this off and he wants to

33:20

help continue that moving forward. I

33:22

mean Tony is just one of many that do

33:24

an amazing job of doing that. So

33:27

yeah, thoughts with the Giltrap family? Yeah, very much.

33:31

And I'm sure there will be many motorsport fans across

33:33

New Zealand that are feeling the same way as well.

33:35

Give us a couple of moments because I want to

33:37

pick your brain, Murph, about who you would put money

33:39

on if you were going to bet this weekend. Listen

33:42

to our other podcast, Not For Radio. Wherever you're

33:44

listening to this one, just search Not For Radio.

33:47

So we're in Topor for Supercars as you may be

33:49

aware if you've been listening to the show this afternoon.

33:52

I'm not living under a rock. Yeah, it's going to

33:54

be a huge weekend. Sold out

33:56

straight away. We're saying to Barclay

33:58

who owns Supercars. We had him

34:00

on the podcast yesterday and how nice because he was

34:02

people going What are you bringing it back to New

34:04

Zealand for and then he was hey Hey, yeah There

34:06

were really a couple of articles out of Australia where

34:08

people been like you don't need to go to New

34:10

Zealand It's such a rigmarole for the drivers to come

34:12

over and stuff Oh rigmarole 20%

34:15

of all supercars viewers come from New Zealand

34:17

Yeah And then to sell the

34:19

thing out straight away is pretty epic It's gonna be

34:22

a pretty magic couple of days at the Toe Pull

34:24

motorsport park The thing about supercars is they get that

34:26

the how much of an audience is in New Zealand

34:28

and how many Kiwis Constantly fly

34:30

to Australia to go to supercar races. Yeah, I

34:32

mean it's a no-brainer Yes, there's an issue around

34:35

the cost of flying everything But

34:37

you know and that's why it's important to have

34:40

the support of government backing So it covers all

34:42

that stuff and makes it justifiable But you know

34:44

that it works it absolutely did see it works

34:46

in this weekend How it's looking out

34:48

there and the vibe that's going

34:50

to be at a Toe Pull motorsport park mate. I

34:53

can't wait I mean I'm fizzing about it. Yeah,

34:55

you've ripped around the track a few times I've

34:58

only got what 90 minute practice session before that

35:00

actually it's a pretty long time though So

35:02

they'll be all good. They won't still be working stuff

35:05

out after 90 minutes. No, they will

35:07

be Yeah, they'll be working stuff out all weekend

35:09

because that's an interesting little racetrack and there's a

35:11

lot of surface change So we you know, it's

35:13

boring stuff for now. I

35:15

don't understand it But tired dig degradation is

35:17

is the biggest thing they're working for So

35:19

we got a lot of surface changes out

35:21

there It's a really good service some pretty

35:23

average old surface and that's going to be

35:25

the challenge and they will be working on

35:27

trying To come up with a solution for

35:29

that all weekend. It'll be the talking point

35:31

is tired You when it comes to

35:33

when it comes to the people that will be heading

35:35

the track the people that will be out there Who

35:38

are you putting your money on if you were to

35:40

be placing some form of a punt? Well, I'm biased

35:42

of course. Yeah And

35:46

I genuinely good for the first and I the

35:50

Murph combo so I genuinely

35:53

believe Basically

35:55

on what we've seen at the beginning of the

35:57

year so far many pains probably at the top

35:59

of the list as far as form

36:02

goes for the Kiwis right for Penrite

36:04

Grove Racing he's been on for

36:06

me was very quick in Melbourne you know

36:08

I'm looking at some of the odds there

36:10

for him and the mate

36:13

I'd be putting a few bucks on on Matty Payne for

36:15

sure. Ryan Woods another

36:17

one he's young guy

36:19

rookie for WAU but he's a

36:22

hotshot he's definitely a hotshot he has got the

36:24

right vibe he's got a great personality you guys

36:26

will love him if you get him on the

36:28

show he's quirky. Got him on the show tomorrow.

36:30

There you go you're gonna love it and yeah

36:33

I'd be listen he's capable of

36:36

doing great things this weekend he's in the zone great

36:38

young driver knows the track like the back of his

36:40

hand and he's willing to take some risk so you

36:42

know I think he's undervalued as far as the odds

36:44

go as well. About forty seventy bucks for him to

36:46

be top three tomorrow. Why wouldn't you put a couple

36:48

of bucks on that? Honestly

36:50

but standaways very capable

36:52

but he could easily be up the front

36:55

no problem at all. Andre Heimgartner hasn't had

36:57

the best start to the season

36:59

so the odds there are probably

37:01

a little you know they've got him actually pretty

37:03

good so mate that's where I'm

37:05

looking but at the moment right now

37:08

no one can tell you what's gonna happen. Yeah it was just

37:10

the beauty of it. That's not a bogan version of the Oscars.

37:12

I gave you no mention. I've seen

37:14

the music coming up here and there's some V8s coming up

37:16

out here. Guys they're wrapping up because

37:18

we're gonna play you in the sport soon. How good? Yeah

37:20

hey thank you very much Murph we love having you on

37:23

the show obviously you're a massive part of the rock and

37:25

every single one of the rock. This radio

37:27

gig is a piece of pussy. I've

37:31

not seen you either you doing

37:34

anything. Jack's done the whole lot. He's

37:36

holding his phone up sweet. Saying

37:39

stop now. It's

37:43

been a pleasure enjoying the race this weekend. We'll

37:46

catch you after the show for a frothy

37:48

one. Two mile tube. Jay

37:51

and Dunk. So last time on

37:53

the couch I was thinking what happens if we had

37:55

different voices? How did you manage

37:57

to come up with something that would change our

37:59

voices? Obviously, I don't want to give

38:01

away my secrets. It was very quick though.

38:03

I stumbled across it on a social media

38:05

app That's all I'll say So

38:08

I'm gonna play a real short bit that got

38:10

put up as a video the other day on

38:12

the rock drive Instagram and Facebook False

38:15

teeth like gluten and all there is like a denture

38:17

glue that goes on and if you are passing Someone

38:20

with false teeth would they just be rattling around or do

38:22

you take them out? She did a pretty good job of

38:24

keeping on okay, yeah interesting

38:26

phrase to choose Okay,

38:29

so then if we start

38:31

to change the voice a little bit You're

38:35

a fucking teacher going to go jump in if you

38:38

are patient someone with falset Well, don't you feel right

38:40

then around will you take them out? I shouldn't be

38:42

the job of keeping it on. Okay. Yeah Like

38:50

a dint you blue that goes on and if you are

38:52

passing someone with false teeth Would that just be rattling around

38:55

or you take them in huh? She's a pretty good job

38:57

of keeping on Okay Wow

39:00

way please

39:04

False teeth like gluten and all there is like

39:06

a denture glue that goes on and if you're

39:08

a passion Someone with false teeth would they just

39:10

be rattling around or you take them in huh?

39:12

She's a pretty good job of keeping on Okay

39:16

Those actual different people right 300 darts into

39:18

that voice it to the you know Patty

39:20

and Selma That's one's my favorite and this

39:22

is the last one Oh You're

39:26

a sucker did you go to the goes out and

39:29

if you are passion someone with false teeth But I

39:31

just be rattling around for you take them out. I

39:33

should have played the double keeping on okay Yeah, it'll

39:36

be a completely different field of trade. Yeah, we've one

39:38

of those boys Sounds

39:40

like a couple of shows that are out there already It's

39:48

taking on Oh

39:51

my goodness But you know like

39:53

if we ever get replaced and we're talking about AI taking

39:55

us over you know you got plenty of different

39:57

options You see them in our about

39:59

what? of our radio show and then all

40:01

of a sudden we won't be here anymore.

40:04

If you were to have an iconic voice

40:06

to replace yourself and myself, what would it

40:08

be? Like if there was to be one,

40:10

whether it be a movie star or a

40:12

sports star, or just a person that's got

40:14

a really, really, really distinctive voice, what would

40:16

you go with? Oh, I would like to

40:19

drive you home with the voice of Ray Warren. Oh!

40:22

I mean, that would just be ratings bonanza.

40:25

You could say anything. Absolute dribble all afternoon

40:27

like we do, and you'd just right through

40:29

the roof. Rabs Warren and Joey Diaz. Now

40:32

that is a lesson. That is a

40:34

goddamn lesson. Hey you, thanks for listening. Thursday

40:36

evening, Jay and Duck driving you home in

40:39

the rock. So we all

40:41

know the story, we've talked about heaps on the

40:43

show about the bloke that managed to hack an

40:45

ATM machine in Australia and

40:47

took millions of dollars out of it over an 18 month period.

40:49

Ended up going to jail but had a hell of a good

40:51

time before he went there. Didn't have to pay any of

40:53

it back either. No, and one of the

40:56

beauties of this was that he gave all of those

40:58

things, bought all of those things for his mates. So

41:00

they didn't get done as proceeds of crime as well

41:02

because they were gifts. So

41:05

there's a great podcast on it, search wherever you

41:07

get your podcasts. I think it's on the Rover

41:09

app as well, it's called The Glitch. But the

41:11

reason why I bring this up, a similar thing

41:13

has happened, and it's just seen the light of

41:15

day now. This is at the Star Casino in

41:17

Sydney mid last year. Somebody figured

41:19

out, so let's say you've been playing

41:22

the poker machines, and then it spits

41:24

out a ticket. So you can say there's

41:26

$150 that you've got on your ticket, because that's how

41:28

much credit you had in the machine. You

41:30

could go up to this particular machine, which

41:32

then you swipe your ticket, and it'll pay

41:35

you out the $150 cash. Someone

41:38

worked out that you could do it twice, so

41:40

essentially you get double the win, so you double your

41:43

money. Whatever is on your ticket, you can double it.

41:45

Wow. And so we're going to round and

41:47

do it. So what you would do is

41:49

put $20,000 cash straight out onto a ticket and walk

41:51

up and get $40,000. Exactly

41:53

there. And so these things were running hot

41:55

for ages, and there was just all sorts

41:57

of people just absolutely thrashing.

42:00

these things. In fact one chick took 60

42:02

grand Australian out. Guess what

42:04

she did with it? Pumped it all

42:06

back in the bar. There's a lot of people that got in

42:09

on this but they

42:20

reckon they lost 3.4 million

42:22

dollars out of the casino. Which would be

42:24

about maybe a quarter of what they would

42:26

make in a day. Pretty cool to be

42:28

able to go into a casino

42:30

and have a guaranteed double your money.

42:32

That's Oceans 14. And

42:37

on the subject of gambling too, I thought

42:39

we'd do an update on Tim Naki who's

42:41

been in 10 cents for every Instagram follower

42:44

on online blackjack tables.

42:47

And he's got 800 odd thousand or whatever.

42:49

He did another bit today and it's getting pretty crazy.

42:52

Me and Jay were working it out. If he has

42:54

a bad run at the moment, he's got about 600,000 or 500,000 dollars

42:58

in profit. But he goes like

43:00

four days in a row. He's back to zero.

43:02

He's completely bust. Here's how he went today. Day

43:06

69. Nice. Going to blackjack and getting 10

43:08

cents for every Instagram follower. I've got 830,000

43:11

of you with us now. So

43:16

an 83,000 dollar bet is coming right up. Alrighty,

43:18

pressure mounting. Day 69. Dinner

43:20

for two with a hairy view. We have an 83,000 dollar

43:22

bet to go on. I need this quote

43:26

to be good. Let's see. Tens and

43:28

tens. Ace go ten. Give me a

43:30

ten. Give me a ten. Give me a

43:32

ten. No. Oh, she's tickled the taint. We

43:34

hit for sure. 5, 6, 7, 8, 8. Got

43:37

two. Fire. I do not know what to do

43:39

here. We're not planning a push. I don't know

43:41

if that's the right call. Please. Ace 2, 3,

43:44

4. Ace. Ace puts us ahead. We

43:46

go to 18. Flip my 10.

43:49

Day 69 is one. Flip my 10. No,

43:51

no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes.

43:53

Yes. Yes. Then I give a hot

43:55

on to a jellyfish. No

44:00

G-Cap gets it done and I'll see you

44:02

tomorrow! That's so good, that'll give

44:04

a jellyfish a heart on. That's one of the great quotes. That's

44:06

about a 160 granny one then. Yeah,

44:09

pretty impressive. So back again tomorrow, and you

44:11

reckon he wants to end up with a

44:13

million dollars on his bank account in Vegas?

44:16

He wants to have a punt on

44:18

the Felt in Vegas for a million bucks.

44:20

So when he will be, it'll be once

44:22

he gets up to about that 500k mark,

44:24

that's when he's going to be hitting Vegas

44:26

and hitting the Felt. And I want to

44:28

be there with him. Wouldn't that just

44:31

be magic? It could be pretty depressing as well

44:33

though. Listen to our other podcast, Not For Radio.

44:35

Wherever you're listening to this one, just search Not

44:37

For Radio. Haven't got this book. I

44:40

don't know why he popped up on my feed,

44:42

but he seems quite stressed out and sometimes like

44:44

when Show Boss Teague gets stressed out, it's funny.

44:46

Watch us some beautifully planned, Jake. Not me, because

44:48

I'm a nice person. Absolutely

44:51

lean into that. Why

44:53

are you so stressed out? Teague.

44:56

Stop stressing out Teague. Yeah. Okay,

44:58

so this guy's walking down the street and

45:00

he's starting to figure out that his marriage may

45:02

not be everything that he thought it was. One

45:06

of the things I really love about mine

45:08

and my wife's relationship is the

45:11

fact that she told me we ended up

45:13

together because she manifested it. I

45:15

love that. Because nothing makes

45:17

a fella feel better than knowing some shishaman

45:19

meddled with free will by means of witchcraft

45:21

in order to find a mate. And unlike

45:23

the rest of us, who have to attract

45:25

people by earnestly flirting and by exercising, caution,

45:27

in order to suppress red flags, this witch

45:30

lit a stage stick and prayed to Venus

45:32

for Muwena. And so there I

45:34

was, sitting at a bar with my plentiful twenties

45:36

completely oblivious to the fact that I'm about to

45:38

be blindsided by a vet niddler spell that some

45:40

date snake conjured up by doing crystal meth and

45:42

some bruise my boo voodoo. And

45:45

so I love my wife and she is my soul

45:47

mate, but I'll never know if it's me saying that

45:49

or if it's some lemur demon who's got a hold

45:51

of my boy, Lawrence, just making me move it, move

45:53

it. She's

45:59

escalated on me. That is a concern that could

46:01

probably be shared on both sides. Yeah, true. Come

46:06

to think of it, you're right. They're a match made in heaven.

46:08

Jay and Dunk. I'm

46:11

going to play the 8 best

46:14

quotes of all time for you. Not

46:16

straight away. I'm going to ask you what is

46:18

a good piece of advice that you've been given.

46:21

Because the ones we're about to play will be better than whatever

46:23

we can come up with. I

46:25

would say that every single person that you step over to

46:27

get to the position that you are in, and you'll have

46:29

to meet on your way back down. That's

46:32

good, yeah. So don't be

46:35

a dick. I mean that's probably a good rule of thumb, to live life

46:37

by, right? Yeah. Don't be a dick. My

46:39

one is, why worry

46:42

about shit you can't change? Like

46:44

some people bang your head against a brick wall

46:47

and you've got no way of changing it. So

46:49

just move on. Move your focus somewhere else. I'm

46:51

still learning that. Great

46:53

piece of advice. I can tell

46:55

you that every day if you want. I think you

46:57

go to the tours together and look at the mirror and we

47:00

can say it five times together. I think you do. Tell me

47:02

every day. Thanks. I'm glad you noticed.

47:05

Just hasn't sunk in yet, but we'll keep working

47:07

on you. You're a tough nut to crack. I'm

47:09

like an unspungible sponge. Okay,

47:12

here we go. Have a look at these. See what you reckon. Eight

47:16

of the smartest quotes ever said. One.

47:20

We suffer more in our imagination than in

47:22

reality. Just read that as well as today. Two.

47:25

It's never too late to be what you might have been.

47:28

By George Eliot. Three.

47:31

Our life is what our thoughts make it. By

47:34

Marcus Aurelius. Four.

47:37

Thinking is difficult. That's

47:39

why most people judge. By

47:42

Carl Jung. Five. Care

47:44

about what other people think? And

47:46

you will always be their prisoner. By

47:48

Lao Tzu. Six. A

47:51

fool is known by speech and a wise

47:53

man by silence. By Pythagoras.

47:55

Seven. If

47:57

you are the smartest person in the room. You're

48:00

in the wrong room. By

48:02

Confucius. Eight. The

48:04

quieter you become, the more you are able

48:06

to hear. By Rumi. Those

48:09

are great. Those are very... those... all the names that were

48:11

listed there. They are some of the greatest thinkers of all

48:14

time. Do you think I'm in the wrong room? I

48:21

don't care what you think! Oh,

48:23

where are you selling? I guess I'll

48:25

never know then. Don't

48:35

be a prisoner to our thoughts. Oh

48:38

man. Those are very good though. Jay and

48:40

Dunk. So, news this morning. If you follow

48:43

any of the Rock News websites, like therock.net.nz,

48:46

you may have seen a story go

48:48

up about Metallica's James Hetfield. And

48:51

also, it's one of those stories that you go, oh man,

48:53

that would have been a cool tattoo to get. And you

48:55

don't want to get one that a famous person's got. You

48:57

know those creepy people that'll get like... I

49:01

remember interviewing Chester Bennington from Lincoln Park once. And

49:03

he reckons he turned up to a concert, a

49:05

Lincoln Park concert in Japan. And some dude walked

49:07

up to him and had every tattoo that he

49:09

had. And he was like, wow. Hey

49:12

bro. That's pretty creepy. Anyway,

49:14

so I'm not going to get the same tattoo as

49:16

what James Hetfield got. What do you get? So

49:19

it's on the middle finger, facing out, so when he pulls the finger you

49:21

can see it. And it is

49:24

the Motorhead Spade logo,

49:27

tattooed with a special ingredient. So

49:30

when Lemmy Kilmeister died, he got some of

49:32

his ashes and they mixed it in with

49:34

the ink. That's

49:37

sick. I think that's cool. That is sick.

49:39

And of course, the post goes up on

49:41

James Hetfield's Instagram. And how do you show

49:43

your tattoo off? You just pull the fingers

49:46

at the camera, don't you? That is awesome.

49:48

That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool that they were close

49:50

enough to get that. Are you still going to get

49:53

the Warriors logo tattooed on your face when they won

49:55

the Premiership? Yep. I'm literally just going to get the

49:57

tongue coming out of my mouth on the other side.

50:00

I've been ripping it. Yeah, you look like a 10-10-piece. That'll

50:02

be cool. God, I hope they win. Righto,

50:06

the wheels are falling off here. Late

50:20

mail, pair of dicks. That's the stuff we didn't

50:22

get to get to. He

50:24

is Verona, Alameda. You

50:27

little bioté! The

50:31

Rock To Rock Podcast with Jay

50:33

and Dank. Late mail! A

50:35

little bit of late mail. This

50:38

one he came through, we're talking about the nickname that Murph

50:41

should have now that he is no longer the king of

50:43

Pukka Kool here. He is based here

50:45

in Topol for the weekend and somebody came through

50:47

and was like, I know it's a little bit

50:49

late but I thought of Murph's nickname. Topol's

50:52

Murph and Turf. The

50:55

Murph and Turf. How do you go? We're going to Murph's

50:57

tonight after we go to the pub. The

50:59

interest is to see if he does have knives. I feel

51:01

like he's a tub bloke that would have a really nice

51:03

lawn. He was me thinking that he just had a place

51:05

here that he was Airbnb'ing but it's actually one of the

51:07

multitude of houses that he has around the country. Good on

51:09

him. He's told us he's got

51:12

the holiday. He's had it for years I think. We

51:14

also explored different voices. There were some

51:16

great different voices that were implemented if

51:19

they were to take over from our

51:21

position. Same average chat. The

51:23

idea would be we would sit in the

51:25

studio, still do the radio show but instead

51:28

when it goes out onto the radio our

51:30

voices would be voice changed into like a

51:32

celebrity or a character. Which

51:34

in itself is not a silly idea.

51:36

One of the biggest podcasts and the

51:39

explosive growth that they had was translating

51:41

their English podcast into Spanish and Mandarin

51:43

which instantly opened up like probably three

51:45

quarters of the world's population. Anyhow.

51:50

I would love to hear what we would sound like in

51:52

Spanish and in Mandarin. But the voices

51:54

for the show, James Earl

51:56

Jones and David Attenborough was an option.

51:58

Who's James Earl Jones? Is a

52:00

really deep deep ball. Sam Elliott,

52:02

how's the arm? The cowboy who

52:04

was on eighteen eighty Three or

52:07

whatever it was the one that

52:09

was leading them out than ever

52:11

to one side or a whole.

52:13

Got ah, Hem and Morgan Freeman.

52:15

that's for men from Amazon.and from

52:17

Yellowstone. Pretty cool voice, but not

52:19

as cool as Billie T Jones,

52:22

Sean Connery pelvic area. Camara. Hop

52:24

on her, It's God or my

52:26

Sean Connery. And soon I drive

52:28

and yeah, hi, you. Do. Your ability

52:30

James Ozu, my Sean Connery puppets did x

52:32

are going to be says from migraines are

52:34

and a to get to say thanks for

52:36

that one at the site Bell move on

52:39

hijacked to plus the enough already at least

52:41

six five ah right killed said we're having

52:43

on the Not Friday a podcast another if

52:45

set out to die little lighter tone and

52:47

the Uk there's a law that sites of

52:49

he had a D S. You. Know ladder

52:51

pick it up but the car behind

52:53

you can is l think it's a

52:56

says I think it's to stop Paypal

52:58

deliberately trying to has some. There is

53:00

also a block of my local whose

53:02

nickname is roadkill as he was a

53:05

absolutely anything he finds the right. Bear

53:07

in mind that in the Uk that

53:09

ninety five of Roka will be square

53:11

badges, foxes and favorites. Love a sorority

53:13

Why? mates from talking and Uk duel

53:16

came one us. well I up the

53:18

bloody was also a sign off the

53:20

and yet. As crisis his met from

53:22

Dalton. Medicine aided some nice

53:25

pharaoh animal Season seasons is an

53:27

easy one for hims not price

53:29

your seasons a delicious read. Ah

53:31

it's and Forty Goddesses say next

53:33

of the all at once. Mcafee

53:37

them for thinner. It's

53:39

the Navy for live news and on them

53:42

because it is. The feds is baseless a

53:44

make you can get a subsistence farming or

53:46

years ago we went on i work trip

53:48

and i was with polio ago was during

53:50

the break for sound the wrong p s

53:52

and also quite your this point my calorie

53:54

bit with about a month some other and

53:56

with out for dinner mechanized says as a

53:58

rock critic gardens that pisces. everything, we're just

54:00

going bread, the bosses card, the good

54:02

old days. And he'd get the airpoints and fly himself

54:05

around the world. He was like, what'd you get for

54:07

your starter? And he's like, he had

54:09

a piece of quail and it was in

54:11

his mouth and he pulled it out like

54:13

a lollipop and he goes, hmm, quail, I

54:15

don't even like it. Bloody horrible. I'm not

54:17

even going to eat the other one. It's

54:19

like 38 bucks or something. There's a big

54:21

game park just as you're coming into Topol

54:24

here and you can see them, either sides of

54:26

the road because they breed them for

54:29

shooting. Thank you very much, you

54:31

late mail. Time for a quick one now. Thanks for listening,

54:33

big hit. Hello to Heaven, we

54:35

are with Duncan. Hello to Heaven,

54:37

we are with Duncan. We

54:39

drink good moderation and

54:42

we never ever ever get rolling drunk

54:44

beer and kiss it down in

54:46

country and the atmosphere is

54:48

raging. Hello to Heaven,

54:50

we are with Duncan. You're with

54:53

Duncan. Speed makes you scared. What is

54:55

it right after the call? We

54:58

will be actually heading for a beer with Duncan

55:00

at the Two Mile Yacht Club. Yeah,

55:04

look forward to it. It was just been there. It's a hell of

55:06

a spot. You know a guy? Yeah,

55:09

he's had it in the family since

55:11

1985 and it started as a garden

55:13

shed on the lakeside. And

55:15

then from there it's basically just built and built and

55:18

built and built and now become a Topol institution. He

55:20

took it over in 2017 and it's awesome. They've

55:23

got stuff going on all weekend long

55:25

and one hell of a... One of

55:27

the biggest movers of tubes down here.

55:29

I was going to throw some

55:32

brands out there but I won't. Yeah, awesome.

55:34

Awesome. They run a great

55:36

operation, great pizzas, great tubes of all varieties,

55:38

great coffee as well. Havana

55:40

Coffee Works, you can say that because they're

55:42

part of your wife's fleet. So

55:46

the Supercar's on this weekend in Topol

55:48

and just having a look and this is actually

55:51

what Shovos Seegs, who's a

55:53

motorsport head, absolutely loves it and

55:55

loves Supercars. But Ryan Wood, who's the young

55:57

up and coming Kiwis, has ever been a part of

55:59

it. rough start of the year for

56:01

him to be fastest in the first practice

56:04

and like Murph was saying earlier he's had

56:06

a lot of practice here at the Toe

56:08

Paul track he's paying 201 bucks to be

56:10

the fastest person to practice. Wow! Like

56:13

chuck a tenner at that. Yeah. Like

56:15

that is awesome and then as well

56:17

and race one as well he's paying

56:19

46 bucks to finish top three. That's

56:21

sort of where I've landed after

56:23

listening to what everyone said this afternoon. Now on the

56:25

show tomorrow we have a plethora

56:27

of epic guests if you love supercars

56:30

got Matt Payne he won the LA

56:32

500 at Ena last year when we

56:34

were there we've got Chas Mosey Mostert

56:36

he's an absolute legend also

56:38

have Ryan Wood on the show will let him know that

56:40

put all of our money on him and he has to

56:42

do well this weekend Anton De

56:45

Pascuali as well on

56:47

a and he's okay what we've got

56:49

Anton. Yes but no more. Yeah okay

56:51

I've already deleted my top truth now. Show

56:54

us things. Stop trying to be a goalkeeper when I'm

56:56

already in the goal. I saved that goal. We've been

56:58

pashing the top of the bottle that Murph was drinking

57:00

out of for the last 20 minutes. That's

57:03

disgusting. I know that's what I

57:05

was thinking. All

57:09

right that'll do. Tomorrow we're gonna be broadcasting from

57:11

the track from 3 o'clock and

57:14

keep an eye on your podcast feed another

57:16

Not For Radio podcast. We'll

57:18

be uploaded a little bit later and obviously

57:20

the Rock Drive podcast so have a cracking

57:22

night. Pommardie!