0:01

Chu chu chucker chucker

0:03

chucker chucker choo choo choo chugger.

0:08

What time are they going to be here? Okay, because we call them

0:10

twenty minutes ago? Chucker chucker choo Joe. All

0:15

aboard the Drawn Burgundy

0:17

Podcast. I used

0:20

train sounds, That's what those were,

0:23

because just like a bumpy, swerving

0:25

train ride, there is never a

0:28

dull moment on this podcast. Who

0:30

are the local authorities? Because and do you even

0:32

have a number to call back on? As you can

0:34

hear, Carolina is currently using

0:37

the elevator telephone

0:40

to call some local firefighters,

0:42

police officers, maybe even a priest to

0:45

read us our last rites because you guessed

0:47

it, folks. We are currently

0:49

stuck on an elevator. Uh.

0:52

We are stuck in between

0:55

the eighty six and eighty seven floors

0:58

of the time X building. As

1:00

you know, our podcast studio is on the

1:04

floor. Uh, and we

1:06

are We are currently stuck. And I thank god. We

1:08

were just returning from a field peace and so that's

1:10

why I have we have audio equipment

1:12

with us. Caroline is handling

1:14

the situation. Yes, they

1:18

said they'd call back in twenty with an

1:20

update. I don't know. I

1:22

guess we should just sit tight until

1:24

then. So twenty minutes we're going to

1:26

be in here. Yeah, most likely,

1:29

Yeah, most likely twenty minutes.

1:32

All right, Well, that's just too

1:35

bad. That's really too bad because we

1:37

had, folks, we had President Jimmy

1:39

Carter in the studio today and

1:41

we were going to interview him on what he

1:43

thinks on everything that's

1:46

happened this year. Do we have word to Jimmy Carter to

1:48

please? That's that's a little misleading.

1:50

We have the president of the San Diego County

1:53

Farm Bureau up in the studio, and coincidentally,

1:55

his name happens to be Jimmy Carter, so it's

1:57

not president, it's not the President United States.

2:00

And this year Jimmy

2:02

Carter president. It's

2:04

been a crazy one for him. My god, he had

2:06

to rule on the San Diego Miniature Horse

2:09

competition and let me tell

2:11

you, there might have been checkered

2:13

blankets and straw baskets,

2:15

but that was no picnic. A lot of

2:17

tough decisions that day for Mr

2:20

President Carter. Um. Everyone

2:22

thought that Pippy long Stalking, a beautiful mayor

2:24

with a chestnut Maine, was going to

2:26

win, and it was actually the black beauty

2:28

Napoleon who took home the blue ribbon.

2:31

And it was a crazy night, crazy

2:34

night, the anxiety, the fervor

2:37

and the crowd. It just was elector.

2:39

I broke up two fights and the headlines

2:42

were crazy. Anyway. I try

2:44

to stay out of politics. But that contest was

2:47

stolen, no question about it. Don't

2:49

you think so, Caroline, I think

2:51

it. That doesn't really matter. And

2:53

so we are, Yes,

2:55

we're just giving me, giving me a

2:57

little Absolutely, we're going to move over a

2:59

way. This man, we are just

3:02

to the listener that we are. Also in

3:04

the elevator stuck with us, are are

3:07

two other people, Uh, sir, can I ask

3:09

you your name? It's some one, thank

3:12

you, Owen. And then this, uh,

3:14

this lovely young woman over here. Maria

3:18

was ape Parsinalia. I did not

3:20

get that. You're gonna have to you. Can

3:22

you give that to me again? Me remember

3:24

and the Loupez and my first lope

3:29

medicine Lola, but Marilyn okay,

3:32

but in English

3:36

medicine Lola, obvious medicine, Lope. I'm

3:39

gonna Marielyn Maria. I believe

3:41

your name is Maria. I

3:44

was in medicine, Lupe, my boy and

3:48

Marilyn

3:50

Sas Medicine, Loupe medicine,

3:53

Lola. Oh,

3:55

when do you speak Spanish? Because I don't. I

3:58

don't. I think Carolina, I

4:00

don't know. But welcome anyway. And

4:04

where if I if I could just ask where

4:06

where are you? Where are you headed today? Headed

4:10

to my therapist office? I have a therapy

4:12

appointment. Oh

4:16

and now you're stuck in an elevator. I saw

4:18

her from claustrophobia. Oh, this is

4:20

a nightmare. This is a living nightmare.

4:23

Yeah, it's it's just it's hard

4:25

to breathe and I'm just trying to not

4:28

have a panic. I start

4:30

to panic, folks. Just to describe, this is a very

4:32

tight elevator. This elevator

4:35

is four ft by

4:37

eight feet UM and

4:40

uh, very low ceiling.

4:43

It's a very cheaply made elevator. It looks like

4:45

it's about a six ft ceiling. So we're it's

4:48

a bit of a hot box. Yeah. The more you talk about

4:50

it, the more I just sort of okay, we won't mention.

5:00

Yeah, if everyone, thank you, madam,

5:03

thank you, loop, thank

5:05

you, Lope. Well, so

5:09

here we are, we're just going to I guess

5:11

we should just keep going with the show. We have

5:13

to bank this episode the best of it. Ut

5:27

Okay, that

5:31

was quite oh

5:33

man ah all

5:36

right, um everyone, all

5:38

right, yeah, I

5:40

feel like we dropped fifteen floors at least. Um,

5:46

do we need to contact the authorities? Do you need

5:48

to get back on the phone or I mean yeah,

5:50

I can. First

5:53

let me let me get to my restaurant review segment.

5:55

Okay, let's just do that, all

5:58

right, get that out of the way, because if I forget to do

6:00

it, we'll never get to it. Um.

6:04

I am a man who likes a

6:07

good, rare pile of meat and

6:09

a sip from a crystal goblet

6:11

now and then I'll even smoke

6:13

one of those thin cigarettes worn Buffett

6:15

passes around and circles at his

6:17

men's only club. To put it simply,

6:20

I like to indulge. So it's no

6:22

wonder I enjoyed my two days at

6:24

the cheesecake factory. You

6:26

just keep leaning into me.

6:29

Excuse me, A man is talking here, A

6:32

man is doing his restaurant report. Sorry,

6:36

there's so little room in here. I know I'm

6:38

doing my best drifting.

6:41

Um. That was owen for those

6:43

of you listening, uh,

6:46

and to give you a visual of what Owen

6:48

looks like he's about five ft tall, with

6:50

one single strand of hair that has slipped

6:52

down over his bald head. I

6:55

have a full head of hair and two orange teeth,

6:58

one on either side of his mouth. Perhaps

7:01

that's why his voice sounds so weird. This

7:03

is just because he interrupted your Cheesecake

7:05

Factor. Yes, yes, I stayed there

7:07

for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for

7:10

two days. It's called investigative

7:12

reporting, Carolina. Try it sometime in

7:15

between your episodes of Mrs

7:17

Maizel. It wasn't okay,

7:19

So your cheesecake The Cheesecake Factor was

7:21

an investigative piece. What did you discover?

7:24

Are their employees paid for their wages? Is the food

7:26

safety? I investigated a lot. They

7:28

have a cheesecake sandwich, so I investigated

7:31

that I'd like to try cheesecake

7:33

subs wherever I can. I especially

7:35

airports because of all the different cultures

7:38

that meet there. I investigated

7:40

their shrimp scampy twice in the same day.

7:43

I actually couldn't finish it, so I brought some with

7:45

me. Oh my god, that's why it smells like warm shrimping

7:48

here. That's exactly why I wear Yeah, that

7:51

that might be the gumbo, I forget. I wanted to eat

7:53

it on the road, so I just had them put it in a side

7:55

room cup. I'm gonna get sick. Hey,

7:58

everyone needs to rely acts, all

8:01

right, especially you owen Loope,

8:06

trinquilo, tranquil, Relax, all

8:09

relaxo.

8:13

Okay, you've said your piece. Okay,

8:16

I've lost my place in my restaurant review? Did I

8:20

get to my review of the cheesecake kit? Hold

8:26

on, take

8:29

a wide brace, take

8:32

a wide stance. Everyone. You're on my

8:34

foot, I'm on your well, you're in between

8:36

my legs loope.

8:40

Please, now is not the

8:42

time for discouraging

8:44

words. Can

8:47

you just can you just finish

8:50

this recording or whatever so we can just get

8:52

out of your No,

8:57

because this bobcast this once told me

9:00

when I attacked his security guard,

9:03

this show must go on.

9:05

Did that really happen? Bad things happen, Carolina.

9:07

It's not all sunshine and Fleet Fox's

9:10

songs. Okay, God

9:14

to think that we have President Jimmy Carter upstairs

9:17

and I'm stuck in an elevator with these bozos.

9:19

No offense, sir, that is offensive.

9:21

No offense,

9:23

sir. No, you don't just get to say no, offense

9:26

when you're being offensive. Um,

9:29

it's not just doesn't just clear you of being offensive.

9:37

So are you getting fitted for a wig today? No,

9:41

I'm on my way to see my therapist. I already

9:43

told you. Then, what sort of therapy are you working?

9:45

Is it Freudan?

9:50

I don't know if it's for it. I just have

9:53

issues. I have claustrophobic, I have anxiety.

9:55

And are you going to see a therapist as

9:57

well? I?

10:12

Oh my god, it's hot in here, isn't it. The

10:14

more you talk about it, the more. If you didn't move

10:16

around so much, you're

10:18

creating heat. Well,

10:22

one thing we have to think about in

10:25

the event that the authorities

10:27

don't get here in time. I

10:31

hate to jump to this conclusion, Um,

10:36

but we will have to pick straws at one point

10:38

for what to see

10:40

if we're gonna have to kill one or the other to eat

10:43

to survive. I don't

10:45

think you

10:50

because my bellies rumbling. You have shrimp

10:52

in your pocket. You brought shrimp, I

10:55

know, but after I'm done with my shrimp and

10:58

your gumbo and gambo. I

11:01

don't even know why.

11:04

It's just something. It's a long term thought

11:07

down the road, if even for her for two days.

11:09

It shouldn't have to come to killing someone. All

11:11

right, Well we should think about

11:13

it. I know we'll draw straws. Well,

11:16

I'm not going to do that. If

11:19

I had to pick someone at

11:21

this point, I think it'd be owing. I

11:25

know Judo, So good luck, you look delicious.

11:29

Well thank you. I sort of thank

11:31

you. But I know Judo, So you're not going to

11:33

eat me? That

11:36

sounds like that sounds like a book your therapist

11:39

would give you. I know Judo, So

11:41

you're not going to eat me. U Ways

11:44

to Cope through the Day by

11:46

Dr Loewenstein. Have

11:48

you ever seen a therapist? Do you know what they've

11:51

been to? Therapy? Yes? How

11:53

dare you? How dare you? It's

11:56

very healthy thing to do. If you haven't done it, you should

11:59

seeing a therapy. This is very healthy. It's a good

12:01

way to unbot My therapist

12:03

is a walk on the beach collecting

12:07

driftwood. How often do you do that?

12:10

Not as much as I would like to. I

12:13

saw a therapist wants you

12:16

did? Well, that's good. I saw her in a supermarket.

12:19

She was talking to her friend and mentioned her

12:22

therapy practice. I

12:26

thought to myself, Wow, I just saw a therapist.

12:28

I technically saw a therapist. No, No, that's

12:30

not seeing a therapist. Yes, you

12:32

you saw a THERAPI. When I see

12:35

my therapist, I sit down with her for like an hour

12:37

a week and we just go how I'm feeling.

12:39

So you don't see a therapist. You

12:42

stare at a therapist. Yeah, that's

12:44

what you do. It's not just staring. I

12:46

think what On is doing is a lot more emotional

12:48

than that. Sounds like he's

12:50

really going through some stuff. Well,

12:53

I don't know if I needed sounds

12:57

really depressed, and he sounds like, I

12:59

mean, we don't need have to kill anything. Now, what if President

13:01

Jimmy Carter ever saw a therapist? Right

13:03

not? I don't know. It's

13:06

different for every bit, Bunny, I don't know if I need

13:08

his opinion on that. Yeah, don't

13:13

though, real quick to break

13:15

the tension, Uh,

13:18

I think we should do a lightning round real

13:20

quick, just for the show. So lightning

13:22

round go? What

13:24

are we talking? I don't know how do you start a lightning

13:26

round. I've never done a light Oh

13:39

my god, we've

13:42

got to get out of here. We either have

13:44

to get out of here or we have to eat someone. Did

13:46

you have to do what

13:49

what did you say about your PP? I don't know. I

13:51

just was emotional. I just said I exclaimed

13:53

things. I don't know what I said. What

13:56

does anyone recall what they actually

13:58

said? And screamed? Said? Whoa, whoa?

14:01

I said, yeah, and I

14:05

didn't. I'm not a child. Run

14:08

It's okay. But if you needed to the bathroom, then we should

14:10

figure something out.

14:14

Never say, I would never mention my genitalia

14:16

a high tent, high

14:19

stakes moment like this. This is like we're in towering

14:21

inferno right now. As my therapist would

14:23

say, sometimes, you know, stressful situations

14:25

reveal something about ourselves,

14:27

like maybe when you feared

14:30

your life, you were really fearing

14:32

your life of your penis

14:34

or your ability to procreate.

14:37

Your dad? Are your father?

14:40

I am a father. Yes, we have a beautiful

14:42

son, Walter. And

14:45

so maybe you thinking of Wonter in a way when

14:47

you're thinking about your life bluepe

14:50

or do you have children?

14:57

Talking about Pep? Do you have children?

14:59

That's what I asked, why

15:01

it's a part of denis Ninos

15:05

quadru four. Well

15:10

she didn't say her Come

15:16

on, baby

15:18

no, baby, baby

15:21

no, no? What about what

15:25

are your feelings on al Nino? It

15:31

is two in the

15:33

end. This, Yeah, it's

15:38

all pig Latin to me. My

15:41

my Spanish basically breaks down

15:43

to enchilada burrito, Jimmy

15:46

charga.

15:50

But I

15:53

guess I don't know. It's interesting that

15:55

it's all food based and it's something about it

15:57

seems like you're was time. Then what would your theroist this

16:00

say about that? Well, that maybe you're trying to fill

16:02

something inside of you that you

16:05

know, you're always trying to put something in your body

16:07

to fill a hole. Maybe that's

16:09

there or um,

16:12

you know that you always feel like you can never get enough.

16:14

Is that something that you can relate that

16:17

I'm never associated right?

16:20

Well, I do. If

16:24

I have a box of Oreo cookies in front of

16:26

me, I'll go through the whole

16:28

thing. Yeah, that sounds like, Yeah, that

16:31

sounds exactly what I'm talking about. And

16:33

how do you feel when the box is empty at the

16:35

end of the box? Do you feel stated,

16:39

Yeah, that's actually a big problem in the office,

16:42

that you'll go through a box

16:44

of those marshmallow cookies,

16:47

the with the Graham cracker

16:50

and the marshmallow malam malamars

16:53

do do you have have you heard of Malabar's before

16:55

they is

17:00

that? Wait did we just did

17:02

we now go up ten

17:05

floors? They moved

17:08

up? At? What floor are we on? Now? I

17:11

can't say. I mean, I mean, I don't know. I

17:13

mean we're either on the if we went

17:15

down, we're probably like on the seventieth floor,

17:17

sixty floor or something like that. Do

17:19

you think maybe we've passed away and

17:22

this is what heaven is? Like? Wow?

17:29

Is this? This is it? Wow?

17:33

Now I think I don't think this would be heaven. I

17:35

don't for some reason, I think it would be

17:37

not heaven if we were all stuck

17:39

in an elevator together right now, and the

17:41

way I feel right now, I don't feel like I'm in Baronites.

17:45

Here's the question, if you were in heaven,

17:47

who three people in history you'd

17:49

have dinner with? I'll

17:52

go first stand Musual, Bows

17:56

of the Clown and Little Richard.

17:58

Okay, Carolina,

18:01

Um, I guess my mom, um,

18:04

my sister, and my new puppy

18:06

Grandma. But they're still

18:09

living. I know, but I just couldn't go to heaven

18:11

without them. Loupe,

18:17

No, no, no, really, I

18:20

can keep

18:26

no no, no, no,

18:31

that's not helpful. Owen, how

18:33

would guess Mahatma Gandhi Um,

18:37

Susan b. Anthony. I really would love

18:39

to hear more about her,

18:42

and I just a little Richard,

18:45

I no, ok um

18:47

like if a musician, maybe

18:49

John Lennon, John Legend, John

18:52

Legend, John Lennon, he was a Beatle

18:54

from the Beatles. Is he married Chrissy

18:56

Tigan. Oh,

18:59

I loved Legend. I

19:02

love John Legend too. Seems so nice

19:04

and his wife is so pretty, and their babies

19:06

pretty too, and they're outspoken, they're real advocates.

19:09

Yeah, do you like Do you

19:12

like John Legend? Lupe Malmonos?

19:22

No, no, no, the boy and I did. Why

19:28

the what the What's with the fascination with John Legend.

19:31

I don't have a fascination. I like John Legend,

19:33

but I was talking about John Christmas

19:36

Special. It was so good. I'm

19:39

so glad this is finally taking my mind off the elevator.

19:41

Do you like Christmas? Lupe? Guys,

19:50

once again, I think we need to get back at the survival

19:52

mode. I think we need to discreetly

19:55

turn from the other three in a rotation

19:58

and collect our urine in some

20:00

sort of receptacle, and then we will drink

20:02

it to survive. I don't even think we're there

20:04

yet. We've been here for fifteen minutes, but it has

20:07

not been fifteen minutes. Okay, well it's

20:09

been half an hour. Maybe that short.

20:12

It's like a been a day. No, no, not at

20:14

all, and we just had lunch. But

20:17

just as a proactive measure, we should store

20:19

our urine. Is there something we

20:22

can oh? And can I use your baseball cap?

20:24

No? No, you can't use my baseball cap.

20:27

And I use your purse? When

20:30

are you look it? Ango and Elliott?

20:35

Thank you? I appreciate that. So I'm gonna fill Loupe's

20:38

purse full of my year in. I'll start first, Mason

20:40

jar you brought in with you, not my bug

20:43

collection. Get rid of the just

20:45

shake out the bus. No, I

20:49

was showing these. These are my dragonflies. I'm gonna

20:51

show to Jimmy Carter President, Jimmy Carter, al

20:53

right, where you can put those in that towel

20:56

right there and just have them there and use the jar? I

20:58

can't. As soon as I in the jar, they will

21:00

fly away. How

21:03

are they're going to rest on this towel? I

21:05

thought they were dead. They looked dead. Why is there a

21:07

beach towel in the bottom of this. I

21:10

don't know later. I just thought

21:12

you said this was going to be a regular day at

21:15

the beach. Oh, that's right, we brought beach

21:17

towels. I

21:19

don't know if those dragonflies are alive. Did

21:21

you put air holes on the top of that jar? Oh,

21:28

survey says zero, meaning

21:32

no, Yeah, I got that. You can use the mason

21:34

jar then too. Okay, I will not

21:36

urinate in your in your purse

21:43

and your purse. I

21:48

wonder if I could cocka in this mason jar

21:50

because I kind of need the cock everyone.

21:53

Could everyone please turn away? You

21:56

have to. I

21:58

think we need to cut to parents. Let's

22:00

cut two commercials. Welcome

22:04

back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast. It

22:06

is our ten uh

22:09

here in the elevator. Has it been

22:12

ten hours? It has been an hour,

22:14

okay. I've had to

22:17

rip apart um my jacket

22:20

to tie over our faces round

22:22

defecated. He tried to

22:25

hit the mason jar. It's about he missed,

22:27

if I would say half a foot. I

22:29

got nervous because everyone was watching, and we

22:32

just threw a beach towel over it. Um.

22:35

Yeah, we're just trying to get through. I believe

22:39

It's beyond me that you would do this like it

22:41

just you couldn't hold it. You are you a child?

22:43

Like you can't. This is when

22:45

you gotta go. You gotta go. That's not true. It

22:48

is ninety eight degrees in here. It

22:50

smells of shrimp gumbo and

22:53

human feces sweat.

22:56

It could be the worst day in my life. And

22:58

more you talk about it feels like doesn't it feel

23:00

like the walls are closing in. Stop saying

23:03

stuff like that. Please, it's just you're

23:05

just it feels like we're in

23:07

Alice in the looking glass and going

23:09

through that little tiny doorway

23:11

at the end, and it's getting smaller and smaller

23:14

and smaller and small bag.

23:17

Please, is

23:20

your job being a communicator and understanding

23:23

what your audience can respond to

23:25

that? Right now, all the rules are throwing out the window.

23:27

Okay, we are in survival mode. We have

23:30

we have all nominated. Owen will be the

23:32

first one that we eat if

23:34

that time comes. I really don't

23:37

think it should. I don't think it should come to that. I mean, I

23:39

didn't think that we should have to go the

23:43

floor. May I ask you this

23:45

question? Can I just

23:48

as a sample bite into

23:50

the back of your calf, and

23:52

just to see if

23:55

your calf meat is tender and delicious.

23:58

I'll just know the answers know it

24:00

won't be tender and delicious. So obviously

24:05

missing his therapist, do you will you be charged

24:07

for your therapy session? Well, I hope

24:09

not. I mean, I hope she understands that I

24:13

stuck in an elevator. What is

24:15

the meat? Carolina? Do you have any read on the media

24:17

must be going crazy, ron Berger,

24:19

and he's stuck in an elevator. I don't think the media

24:22

is really paying attention to this issue. I

24:24

mean, I think probably going to get a medal

24:26

to get out of this alive. Maybe it wasn't

24:29

necessarily you

24:31

might get a bill for that. The

24:34

carpet on the bottom of the elevator, Yeah,

24:38

that's it has soiled the

24:40

carpet of the elevator because

24:43

in my effort to a

24:46

little bit of on my pant leg,

24:48

in an effort to get it off, I stepped

24:50

in it and smushed it more into the carpet. They

24:53

just we all. I don't

24:55

know why you're whatever audience listens to you.

24:58

I don't know why they would want any of these specifics.

25:00

Ron says, He likes to keep things one

25:02

hundred with his audiences and wants everything

25:04

out on the open. LUPI, what's your relationship

25:07

with Jimmy Carter? President Jimmy Carter drama?

25:22

Despite his reputation, he really was a visionary

25:24

if you think about it, I mean, outside

25:26

of the hostage situation, which was just somewhat

25:29

bad. Lucky you know, Middi's

25:31

peace process, his views on environmentalism,

25:35

conservation, solar panels on the White

25:37

House pretty progressive, fellow huho

25:41

and Gabo? Yes, and handsome

25:44

unless what are you saying? I'm handsome? No,

25:48

myelia, thank

25:54

you, I'm

25:59

used to it now. Oh no, we're writing. Oh,

26:01

here we go the elevator.

26:04

Finally engaged, everyone

26:11

can go. What a wonderful experience.

26:14

This was amazing. I learned

26:17

so much about all of you. Let's um,

26:19

should we trade information? Well, no,

26:22

I'm not gonna do that. I'm just excited and go my

26:24

therapist. Whoa you

26:26

have sex with your therapist? Yeah? Impaired to talk?

26:29

Then afterwards, well, well, I'm

26:31

not gonna say. Because I'm a gentleman, I don't kiss and town.

26:33

But yeah, okay, wow,

26:39

there's a problem. Yeah, I'm

26:41

gonna run and get some pine sail, and

26:45

you're gonna clean this up yourself. Of course that's

26:48

nice. I always have a

26:50

motto, what is it When

26:52

Ron Burgundy craps in public? He cleans

26:54

it up. He doesn't

26:57

let someone else clean it up. And that's not a metaphor that

26:59

it's literal, it's literally. How the

27:01

fact that it's a motto means that you've done

27:03

it many times, many many,

27:05

many many times. I

27:09

never, I never have ever timed

27:11

out my personal bathroom schedule. I've

27:13

always been terrible at that. But maybe just

27:16

I don't know you very well. I don't know how you gotta

27:18

go. You gotta go. Yeah, I just think that maybe that's

27:20

the mottel you need to change. When you gotta go, you

27:22

gotta go, because you don't always gotta

27:24

go. When you gotta go, it's bad for the body to

27:27

hold that stuff in. If it's a matter of

27:29

ten fifteen minutes, I think it's okay, and

27:31

yeah, it'll be fine. I've pooped up

27:33

the opera. I've pooped in a Charger game, UH

27:37

popped pet kennels. I've

27:41

pooped during a broadcast once what

27:44

broadcast? It was just a six o'clock

27:46

news. Oh my god, Loupe,

27:49

thank you so much and lovely.

27:59

That should be written on a eating card. Well,

28:02

um, thank you all, go about your

28:04

day. We should get

28:06

out of this elevator. We'll

28:08

be right back. Hello

28:17

and welcome back to the Round Burgundy

28:19

podcast. Carolina

28:22

and I. We are safely, safely

28:24

ensconced back in our studio here on the

28:26

ninety floor. And that was that

28:29

was that was hair raising

28:32

at times. You took a in

28:35

that elevator, Yes,

28:38

yes, yes I did. I

28:40

still can't get over. It wasn't the first time, it

28:42

won't be the last I saw you. I

28:45

was reduced to my basic animal

28:48

form, and because we must have been

28:50

there for an hour and a half, but

28:53

you know, the mind is not working in a

28:55

rational, rational way, and

28:57

I just thought, oh my god, if

29:00

I keep this in my bow

29:03

any longer, it's gonna kill me.

29:06

So I just had to go. Yeah. I

29:09

mean, did you eat the rest of that gumbo? I

29:11

did right after because I was starving. M

29:14

And then what about the dragonflies?

29:17

I totally forgot about the dragonflies.

29:20

That was our field. Peace. Okay,

29:23

Well, I know what I'll do. I'll

29:25

go down to the hobby store, the

29:28

hobby and Miniature store on the

29:30

corner of Franklin and

29:32

Barthoon, and I'll pick up

29:36

some of those modeled dragonflies and

29:38

I'll paint him with model

29:40

paint and then we ken. Yeah,

29:44

I could just have them otherwise

29:46

they're just dragonflies. Yeah.

29:50

Well, like I said, we are

29:52

currently back in the studio. I chugged

29:55

a bottle of water and I'm currently recovering

29:57

from what what was a crazy day. As we were

30:00

just say, to put what I learned

30:02

today into words would be too complicated

30:05

and most of you out there would would never understand

30:08

it. It would sound like gibberish

30:10

or some exotic language.

30:13

So signing

30:16

off for now, folks. This is

30:18

Ron Burgundy and

30:20

guess what I Am going

30:22

to go see my therapist. The

30:28

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30:33

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30:35

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30:38

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30:40

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