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It's the Ron Burgundy podcast.

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It's the Ron Burgundy podcast.

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Guess what. I got a podcast and you

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don't. Guess what? I got a podcast and

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you don't Ron Burgundy

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podcast. Right now, I'm a little

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terrified because I don't

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know what a podcast is. Let's

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take some calls, Calor number one. You're on with Ron

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Burgundy. What's on your mind? There aren't

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any colors. No colors, no, because

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people aren't listening in real time. Check

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got it. If you are listening to this

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and have downloaded it by mistake,

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please turn it off now,

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turn it off. I didn't sleep

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because I was worried, sick about

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the fact that we were going to record the show

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in my haunted garage. No,

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we have, we have some the whole cruise here.

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Okay,

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all right, okay. I am

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a man who likes a good,

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rare pile of meat and a

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sip from a crystal goblet. Now and

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then I'll even smoke one of

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those thin cigarettes worn Buffett passes

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around in circles at his men's

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only club. To put it simply, I

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like to indulge. So it's no wonder

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I enjoyed my two days at the Cheesecake

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factory. So if you're Taurus, your

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horoscope is come on, pull your together.

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I can't. I was

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reduced to my basic animal

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form, so fare I was on

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Christmas Eve, sitting in my blood

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caked footy pajamas, receiving

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eight stitches from dermatologists

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and neighbor Dr James

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tarn Cross. Once again, not a doctor,

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or a dermatologist or a neighbor,

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just a creep put a lot of cologne,

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trying to get into my mom's pants through

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her kid by dressing

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as Santa the

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Romberg. In the podcast guammo

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