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Hey guys, it's me
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Alex. I'm with my wife and her boyfriend Dontarius.
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We just phoned out. We're pregnant.
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Dontarius is the father and we're here to do
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the gender reveal. So, twist
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it honey. What
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is purple? That means the
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baby's non-binary! Oh! Oh!
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Hey, I'm Dave Rubin and
0:30
joining me today is the host
0:33
of Primetime with Alex Stein
0:35
on Blaze TV. Alex Stein,
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welcome to the Rubin Report. I don't know why I'm talking like
0:39
this.
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Well, no, because it's Primetime 99 and you want to have
0:42
the high energy levels because I've got to go insane
0:44
for the Ukraine, Dave. So, this is why we're
0:46
going to go for your audience.
0:47
This is Primetime 99. I need you to watch this show. There's
0:50
like a million people watching this. I'm begging you, please.
0:53
So, let's get on with this interview before I go insane for
0:55
the Ukraine too much. Stein, you
0:57
are on the short list of people I consider
0:59
funny. I used to have a lot of people I consider
1:02
funny. Now, there's very few of them. For people
1:04
that don't know you, how do you become funny? Where
1:06
do you come from? What's going on here? Well, you
1:08
know, I'm really not even that talented. I'm basically, I
1:10
was dropped on my head as a child. I say that jokingly,
1:13
but I really was. I actually had a metal crib because
1:15
I broke so many wooden ones
1:17
because I was kind of a rambunctious baby. But
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I think that my formula for comedy, it's very
1:21
simple. All I try to do is
1:23
mix absurdity with reality. I try to make
1:26
the most absurd
1:26
things seem real. So
1:29
that when people watch it, they're like, is this real? Is this fake? And
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then that questions the reality in which we live in. And that
1:33
is a formula for humor. Because you know
1:36
this as a broadcaster, as a comedian,
1:38
anything that's funny has truth in it. So,
1:41
you just mock the true status
1:43
quo that they're trying to ingratiate and trying to make
1:45
us all follow. You just put a mirror up to that absurdity
1:48
like Dylan Mulvaney and people will laugh.
1:51
Is that how you wake up in the morning? Like
1:53
you're just like opening up the phone, looking at Twitter
1:55
going, okay, they're just writing it for me. And I
1:57
just got to get out there with these dingbats.
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and make it happen.
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Dude, I say this all the time. I'm basically a
2:03
hack comedian. I don't even have to write any
2:05
material. I mean, the left gives it.
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And you know, sometimes we can make fun of the right, but you know
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this, Dave, is that we have a uni party and you see all
2:11
this stuff with, you know, obviously
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you're a political commentator, but like, you know, you see
2:16
the strife between DeSantis and Trump
2:18
and all this political stuff. It's all lame. It
2:20
all sucks. Really, at the end of the day, it's
2:22
very important to save a republic. I'm not saying that it's not important, but
2:25
listen, politics is just Hollywood
2:27
for ugly people. So it's just all annoying.
2:29
It's all political theater, and it's
2:31
really easy to mock because it's so absurd.
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You know, it's funny. One of the reasons that people know that
2:36
every day I'm applauding DeSantis
2:38
because I think he obviously is worthy of applause, but
2:41
partly it's because of what you're talking about. I
2:43
think he's ushering in an age of sanity, and
2:45
it's like the guy needs some help doing it. Probably
2:47
would not be great for you,
2:49
but it might be good for the country. No,
2:51
and honestly, you know, for the content
2:54
kings, this is how you can tell the mainstream media,
2:56
the people that suck, that nobody watches. I mean, literally,
2:58
I bet your views are better than
3:01
CNN's, but what I'm saying is they want Trump so bad. So
3:03
when you see the mainstream media is against DeSantis, all
3:05
of a sudden I'm like, oh, well that kind of makes me wonder
3:07
too. And listen, I love Trump, but he had a lot of mistakes
3:09
with Julian Assange, you know, people January
3:12
6th. And I mean, could he correct those? Yeah, I would hope
3:14
so. I would think that would be the first thing you would have
3:16
to go after and right some of the wrongs that he
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did. But at the same time,
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to say DeSantis didn't handle Florida while you're absurd.
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It's like, that's what I don't get, is that we can't,
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you know, we can't see the forest or the big tree in front
3:26
of our face. We need to take a 30,000 foot view and
3:29
objectively judge these people and not try
3:31
to create false narratives in order to make
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the person that we personally like sound
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better.
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Now, speaking of false narratives, you're often out
3:38
there as the, it usually is
3:40
the lefties rampaging through the cities,
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burning down things, protesting,
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they don't know what they're protesting and everything else.
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You've been hit with things, people have spit on you,
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you've probably had acid poured on your head. I mean, do
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you ever really, really feel like you're
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gonna be hurt or something? We'll
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put a little B roll so people can see some of
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the video right now as you.
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as you talk us through some of this stuff.
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Well, yes, I mean, I go into these events
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and these people are on 10 different antidepressants.
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They're probably on, you know, some sort of hormone therapy
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replacement. You know, that doesn't mess with your psyche,
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you know, your psyche at all, I'm sure.
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So yeah, I mean, these are very impulsive people that
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are there looking for, they're
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there to protest and I'm the villain. And
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I actually have a background. I worked, you might not know this, I worked for
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the TV show Cheaters for a long time.
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So I kind of have a background in reality TV and I hate
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to describe it like this because this is a serious situation,
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but this is the ultimate reality TV. When you
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go
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into these, you know, Hollywood
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producer, central casting, they couldn't,
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when I went to San Francisco and I went to this trans rally, they
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couldn't cast these people. I mean, they couldn't
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literally, these people with the blue hair, it was every
4:44
cliche under their rainbow
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was there. And so when you go there and you put a camera, people
4:49
want to see that. And yes, I am nervous because
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they throw hot coffee on me, they hit me. But at
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the same time, it's like when a dog chases a car, they
4:56
don't know what to do when they get there. So it's like, you know,
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at the same time, they don't want to smoke. I'm six three, I'm 250
5:00
pounds. I mean, I'm a big man.
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But yes, is there somebody
5:04
there that probably wants to take me out? There are people
5:06
there that wish for my death. So yeah,
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I mean, it is a little nerve wracking, but at the same time, that adrenaline
5:11
is kind of fun in a sick way too,
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Dave. Yeah, well, I can see it kind of feeds
5:16
you when you're out there, but for sure, like when you
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have people writing your face and throwing stuff
5:20
at you, it's not the most thing. You'll probably appreciate
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this. About five years ago, I did an event in,
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somewhere up in Canada, maybe it was Calgary with
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this guy, Maxine Bernier, he's head of the libertarian party in Canada.
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And there
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were tons of protesters there. They're calling us Nazis
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and all of this stuff. You may remember the video. There
5:37
was an elderly woman in a Walker trying to get across
5:39
the street and the Antifa's calling
5:41
her Nazi. It turns out that her husband actually
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fought the Nazis. Anyway, they're smuggling
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us in through the back so that we didn't have to, you know, go
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through the mob. And someone threw hot coffee
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on me. And I remember thinking, once I realized
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it was just coffee and I was gonna be okay, because
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you always have that moment, like what the hell was that?
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And I was thinking, wow, I just had hot coffee thrown on me, like
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pretty good.
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Pretty good.
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Yeah, but Dave, you just described exactly how
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I describe it. It was this warm liquid. It wasn't burning
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hot by any means. They had had it for a little bit.
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It was like, is it urine? What is this? You
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know, they throw cold water. That's a little more
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pleasant. That, you know, if you played football or played sports, everybody
6:14
splashed cold water. That's not, that's a little more
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wakes you up. When it's warm liquid, you're like, oh, and then when
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you realize it's coffee, I guess it's a little
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more pleasant than like just warm
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urine. Hopefully not, you know?
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Hopefully not urine, but they drank out of
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the coffee probably so it's already got some of their spittle.
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And you know, it's got the viral shedding in there.
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And you know, I've probably been vaccinated just by going there.
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I've been vaccinated by proxy, but
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just going to these events and bumping uglies
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with them.
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Were you always a politics guy or was
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it more that you just wanted to be out in the field with
6:45
people and then it kind of presented itself? Dave,
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forget politics suck. I was just telling
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you this. I'm a full blown tin foil
6:51
hat conspiracy theorist. I don't trust either
6:53
side. I believe that they're literally, listen,
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I hate to be like this, you know, but I honestly believe
6:59
that people in power are anti America. For
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me, we are not being run by human beings. Dave,
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we are being run by multinational corporations.
7:05
You look at Ukraine, you look at Raytheon,
7:08
Halliburton, these corporations that benefit from
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this. America has been totally de-industrialized.
7:13
We don't create anything.
7:15
I don't know what industry we have other than bombs,
7:17
bullets, some crappy planes that
7:19
they can't ever, you know, spend trillions of dollars. They
7:21
can't even fly the plane. Some of these, you know, secret
7:24
projects that never get off the ground. And my point
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is we have so much
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bloat and so much wasted money, $100 billion
7:31
to go to the Ukraine. And there's everybody
7:33
on the right. Oh, we have to help them. We have to help
7:35
them. Forget about the Ukraine. Let's go help
7:38
our Southern border. I mean, I see this every day
7:40
and I'm not trying to virtue signal or anything, but
7:43
Kamala Harris, they make it such a big deal.
7:45
Oh my God, there's 20 immigrants at our house. I'm
7:47
in Dallas every day. I walk around Bauchman
7:50
Lake. It's a lake near an airport. There's tons
7:52
of immigrants. With the backpack, you can tell they have like a fresh Walmart
7:54
shirt and they're wearing a mask because they don't really
7:57
know what the protocol is. You
7:58
can tell they're new. And often times,
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they're just walking around just looking for
8:02
something to do. So it's a serious problem
8:04
and I'm not anti-immigration, but I'd like to actually
8:06
not get kids sex trafficked here and not
8:08
get kids overdosing on fentanyl at
8:10
record rates. I mean, so that's why I just
8:12
see a uni party. We could stop a lot of these major
8:15
issues. I think we could, but instead we're
8:17
more interested in getting everybody vaccinated,
8:19
making sure Ukraine has vaccines, making
8:22
sure we have a new aircraft carrier. So Lindsey Graham
8:24
can go and bust a bottle of champagne on it. I mean,
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it just pisses me off.
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Not here in Florida, my friend, but
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yes, I get your point in the rest of the
8:32
country. That's pretty much what we're doing. I wanna throw
8:34
to a video because speaking of how they
8:37
just hand you people comedy, you
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went to the Committee on Transportation.
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Where was this? Yeah, so this is in New York
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City and this was my wife's boyfriend, Don Terreas,
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who's basically, he's also kind of my muscle
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at a lot of these events, especially the ones in New York. A
8:52
lot of people, they hire professional private security, not
8:54
me. I want the least professional, no
8:56
insurance,
8:58
no nothing. So this is Don Terreas
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and I complaining about a lot of the transportation
9:03
noises that are caused in making homeless
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residents, making their lives difficult.
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Video tape. And we're talking about transportation.
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I'm here with my wife's boyfriend. It's just ridiculous
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that you guys are gonna persecute him because he's a black man.
9:16
That's why you guys are doing this. This is why you're bringing so much attention
9:18
to him. When we walked in here, it was absolutely
9:20
unreal the amount of security that he went through compared
9:22
to the amount of security that I went through. And this is my
9:24
wife's boyfriend. I mean, the things that he does to my wife
9:27
is incredible. And we're talking about transportation.
9:29
Let's talk about Pete Buttigieg, the transportation
9:31
secretary. And he's the
9:33
best secretary I've ever had because he's a homosexual.
9:35
And as a matter of fact, that's why I started to become bisexual
9:38
to be more like Pete Buttigieg. And that's why I've started
9:40
to have a relationship with men on the side and
9:43
that's why I have Grindr. So listen, we need
9:45
to get federal funding. Selvina,
9:47
is that how I say her name? Selvina Brooks Powers. We
9:50
got to get some federal funding from Pete Buttigieg because
9:52
listen, Joe Biden's over there. I know his son's
9:54
smoking crack in the Ukraine, but that doesn't matter.
9:56
I mean, Pete Buttigieg, you know, I know he's like
9:58
on a gay cruise with his husband. and they're
10:01
breastfeeding their babies and stuff, but they can help the
10:03
transportation issues we're having here in New York. I
10:05
mean, that's the federal boss, dog. I'm primetime99,
10:08
I'm a pimp on a blimp, so I wrote this
10:10
song. New
10:11
York City is so
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dang bad. This
10:16
apple is rotten. What
10:18
have we gotten? Nothing but
10:21
violence. All I hear is silence
10:23
from all leaders.
10:26
My man's titties are out, and they all bleed
10:28
us, because they
10:29
get cut with a knife. He sleeps
10:32
with my wife. This city
10:34
is damn too expensive to
10:36
get an apartment. We need to
10:38
lower the rent, but instead
10:41
we're going to charge these poor drivers
10:43
more money. But all I want to do is
10:45
get vaccinated, stick that
10:47
vaccine in my arm. I want
10:49
to vaccinate with this
10:52
love charm. I love you guys. I'm primetime99, so
10:54
being that. My wife's boyfriend
10:56
has a lot of issues, and I just hate these
10:58
trucks. When they're trying to take a nap and I'm playing Xbox
11:01
and they're trying to make love, these trucks
11:03
are making too much noise, and they're just
11:05
polluting too much gas. And they're just making
11:07
it difficult for my wife and her
11:09
boyfriend, Don Terrace, to really enjoy themselves. Thank you, time.
11:12
But everybody else got to speak past the time
11:14
limit, so I just have a couple more minutes. So
11:16
what I'm saying is, in this city, we have serious
11:18
issues, and my songs aren't going to solve it. And
11:21
we have Eric Adams in the nightclub doing
11:23
God knows what.
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Sir, if you're not going to stay on topic,
11:26
your time is finished. I can't talk about Eric Adams.
11:29
Is he not on topic? We're talking
11:31
about truck routes there. That's what I'm saying. So is Eric Adams
11:33
not in charge of the city? Is he not in charge
11:36
of the truck routes? Are you finished with your own box? No, I'm not finished.
11:38
I'm not finished. I just want to understand why everybody else gets to
11:40
come here and pontificate for 5, 10 minutes, and
11:42
I try to talk about something. And you try to shut me down.
11:44
Why is it? Is it because I'm a homosexual? Is it
11:46
because I'm bisexual? Thank you, sir. Is
11:48
that why? I think they don't like that I'm bisexual.
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All right. Anyway,
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guys, thank you so much. MIG
11:58
Bump, please help the homeless. It's
12:00
a serious situation out there. I have to deal
12:03
with the trucks and all that as I'm trying
12:06
to sleep on the box on 42nd. And
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I think it should be addressed. Homeless
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people are people too. And
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I'm a veteran of this country,
12:14
titties and all. Those
12:16
are veteran titties. Alex, people may
12:18
be wondering, what do you mean your wife's boyfriend,
12:22
Don Terrias? Before we get into the specifics
12:24
of the content there, which was, you know, there's
12:26
a lot to talk about. Well, yes,
12:29
obviously for the people that are playing at home, in
12:32
professional wrestling, we call it kayfabe. That's
12:34
why the undertaker stays in character. But I'll
12:36
give you guys, because we're on the great Dave Rubin report,
12:39
this great program, I'm doing my Trump, I'm saying that. Because
12:41
we're here, I'll break the kayfabe. I'm not married.
12:44
And Don
12:44
Terrias is not really my wife's boyfriend. But what I'm trying
12:46
to mock is there's so many people and content creators,
12:49
guys like Destiny. And really, there's
12:51
just a ton of people that it's like cuckold
12:53
society, where they just let their wife or girlfriend be
12:55
on OnlyFans. So really, that's kind of what I'm
12:57
mocking.
12:58
When people hear it, they laugh. But I'm trying to
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actually kind of bring attention to the fact that literally,
13:02
we have a society of like these demasculinized
13:05
men, where they just let their wife do whatever they
13:07
want. And that's happening, this polyamorous,
13:10
you know. It's just, it's a little more
13:12
common than we like to say, like to think. And
13:14
then when I say it like that, it kind of makes people wonder,
13:17
you know, what's really going on with people's relationship.
13:19
And it's funny, it's just funny to say my wife has
13:21
more of her in, that's what I said.
13:23
So it really is a thing though, right? Like,
13:25
this is a little out of my wheelhouse. This
13:28
is really a thing where married men are- It's a cannon.
13:30
Oh yeah, yes, but I'm saying with a Dontarius, this is so, I'm so crazy,
13:33
Dave, because I've stormed barstool,
13:35
sports, you know. I had a beef with, you
13:37
know, and Dave Portnoy, I really, he invited me on
13:39
his podcast and then disinvited me because he saw that
13:41
I was anti-abortion because I went to an abortion
13:43
rally. So that's why I took a Dontarius
13:46
up there and sometimes he makes appearances on my show. So
13:48
he's kind of like cannon in the Alex Stein
13:51
storyline. And that's the weird thing about me is my hero is
13:53
Andy Kaufman.
13:53
That's who I kind of, you know,
13:55
want to aspire to be like. I see that, I see that.
13:58
Yes, and so that's kind of why I have all these-
13:59
kind of side stories
14:02
that are going on. Are they true? Are
14:04
they fake? I kind of, like I said earlier,
14:06
I like to make some sort of do with reality. And then it
14:08
makes people question what's really going on. Like if you read
14:10
my Wikipedia, Dave is
14:13
written by psychopaths. It's like the most negative
14:15
thing ever.
14:16
But what's funny about it, it's like, is that real? Is
14:18
that fake? So I like to blend that line.
14:21
Yeah, well that's, I mean, the Andy Kaufman thing
14:23
now makes so much sense to me because that's basically
14:25
what you're doing. And speaking of kayfabe, like he really
14:27
took the kayfabe of wrestling
14:30
into reality. And then he brought it
14:32
back to wrestling. So he was like layering
14:34
this thing,
14:35
I mean, really brilliantly. What an
14:37
underrated comic. He created the intergender
14:40
wrestling division. Just think about
14:42
that. I mean, that's, but you know what sounds so
14:44
funny? We need that now. People are like, oh, what's the
14:47
solution? These people that are saying that
14:49
people like Leah Thomas deserve to compete against
14:51
biological females.
14:53
It's like, no, give them their own division.
14:55
That doesn't make any sense. He's the
14:57
490th ranked male swimmer. Obviously
14:59
it doesn't take a scientist to realize that they have an
15:01
unfair advantage biologically. So
15:04
yeah, just to think that Andy Kaufman
15:06
saw the idea of men and
15:08
women are gonna have to compete in sports and that it's gonna
15:10
be okay. It's pretty brilliant. He
15:13
really could see what's going on. We'll throw a little B roll on that too because
15:16
Kaufman, for people that don't know, what
15:18
he did was he would get up there as a male
15:20
wrestler and he would invite a woman from the crowd.
15:25
And then he would basically kick the crap out of her. And
15:27
people,
15:27
because of kayfabe, people didn't know
15:29
if it was real or fake. It was real. They say
15:31
it was real. He started on the David Letterman. He would call
15:34
people out of the audience and say, I'll give you like a thousand bucks
15:36
or a hundred bucks. I forget what the reward was if
15:38
they won. And then he would just, at first
15:41
it started real. He would actually pin these
15:43
girls, you know, because he's a man. He can
15:45
physically be stronger than women. And then it became where then he
15:47
had to wrestle Jerry the King Lawler in Memphis, Tennessee, which
15:50
was at the time the Mecca of, you know, wrestling. That
15:52
was like one of the biggest territories, quote unquote. So
15:55
obviously you can tell I love wrestling, but,
15:57
and that's kind of what I want my show to be
15:59
like. Tucker Carlson, but mixed with professional
16:02
wrestling at the same time. But, but Andy
16:04
Coven was brilliant. Yeah, go ahead. I'll
16:06
give you one more wrestling thing. I mean, Jake the Snake was my favorite.
16:08
You got anything for Jake the Snake for me? Of course, no, Jake the Snake's
16:11
great. I mean, dude, that era of wrestling was
16:13
the best with, you know, him and the Ultimate
16:15
Warrior and Hulk Hogan, and now that
16:17
was the era. That was the good old days. Now
16:19
I don't watch it. I don't keep up with it, but Jake
16:22
the Snake, he was one of the best ever. Dude, the Snake,
16:24
dude, come on. And then what did he have? Damien,
16:26
Damien. Yeah, and then what did he have, the Snake Corner?
16:29
What would he have?
16:29
The Viper's Pit. The Viper's
16:32
Pit, yes, dude, he is epic,
16:34
yes. Jake the Snake. Yeah, I'll tell you something amazing about the
16:36
Viper's Pit, and then I promise we'll move on. You know that there is this
16:38
special unaired episode of the Viper's
16:40
Pit because he had Hogan on as his
16:43
guest at the height of
16:45
Hulk Hogan, and they were supposed
16:47
to get into a fight, but the audience was siding
16:49
with Jake, so they never aired it because
16:51
they wanted Hogan to be the biggest star of
16:53
the WWF, but more people like Jake. How about
16:55
that?
16:56
No, I'm not, I'm not wanting
16:58
up you. I'm not gonna want up you because you
17:00
know you're much cooler than me, but listen.
17:03
I've become friends, and I just made fun of how I make
17:05
fun of coke-holding people, but this is a real, this
17:07
is a real podcast. We're getting into the nitty gritty.
17:10
I've become friends with a guy named Bubba the Love Sponge,
17:12
who was actually the guy that let Hulk
17:14
Hogan have sex with his wife. Have you ever heard
17:16
about that? You remember that, the leak, the
17:19
Gawker sex tape that got leaked? Well,
17:21
this guy, Bubba the Love Sponge, was on the Howard Stern Network
17:23
on Sirius. He was actually a big broadcaster there, and
17:25
he actually was
17:26
best friends with Hogan, and then this thing came out. Hogan
17:28
won this lawsuit, but this guy I talked
17:30
to, I go on a show sometimes, he talks about Hulk Hogan. He's the
17:33
worst guy in the world. Not that Bubba
17:35
is the most moral guy, but he just said
17:37
Hulk Hogan had his own locker room. It's
17:40
called the wrestling, putting people over when you let somebody beat
17:42
you, and it helps put them over,
17:44
essentially. Hogan would never
17:46
do it. He would never put anybody over, and
17:48
so he was the worst. Hogan is not a nice
17:51
guy. Wow, I spent a couple hours with Hogan years ago. Did
17:53
you like him? Was he nice? What was he like?
17:55
I was in an office
17:56
with me, him, and Jimmy Hart for
17:58
a couple hours.
17:59
Of course, of course. This I'm saying,
18:02
you know, he probably is a nice guy. I'm just sharing this with a guy
18:04
that has heat with him. But it's just funny because I
18:06
sit around him, I talk to him, I go on a show. All we
18:08
do is talk about Hulk Hogan. That's why I was bringing
18:10
this up. And I always make fun of Bubba about Hulk
18:12
Hogan's stuff with his wife. But it's just this whole,
18:14
it's an insane world we live in, Dave,
18:16
and professional wrestling. That's
18:19
kind of what politics is. I know to try to bring
18:21
it all back into this, it's really like, oh, I
18:23
like this team because they did this. But then
18:25
the next week they do something like, oh, I hate
18:27
them. It's really just meant to entertain
18:29
us and kind of distract us from actually going after
18:32
these
18:32
people or solving the actual problems, in my opinion.
18:35
The line I have on that is that we're sort of in the
18:37
show must go on version of democracy.
18:39
And I think Trump really understands that to a
18:41
degree. So he's just keeping the show going. Again,
18:44
that's why I've
18:45
been so high on to Santa's because I sense
18:47
he's trying to actually correct it in
18:49
a fundamental way to get away from the stuff
18:51
that is good for your career
18:54
but not great for the country. Where Trump,
18:56
you know, Trump did stuff with the WWE, remember?
18:59
Yeah, he was in the Hall of Fame. So he gets the fame thing. He's in the Hall
19:01
of Fame. Is he in the Hall of Fame? Yeah, he's in the WWE Hall of Fame.
19:03
But this is how you know it's all wrestling because look at AOC.
19:06
She really gets nothing done. And then, you know, I think
19:08
it's Vogue or Vanity, I forget which magazine, said
19:10
that she's the third most popular politician behind
19:12
Biden and Trump. You know, I mean, obviously I don't believe
19:14
that. I'm
19:15
just saying she's up there. Why?
19:17
What does she do? Because she's an old bartender? I mean,
19:19
you know, it's all fake. And
19:22
there's 432 congressmen and women. You don't even
19:24
know I have them. I go and I sit on Capitol Hill and I
19:26
go on and I try to interact with them. I'm walking around their offices. I'm
19:28
like, who is this guy from Montana? Who is this guy?
19:31
You know, it's all, it's like, you have to be like
19:33
Marjorie Taylor Greene. You have to be very like confrontational
19:35
to even get noticed to get picked out.
19:37
The Dan Crenshaw's the few celebrity politicians. And
19:40
then once you realize that's what it takes to become that kind of
19:42
famous politician, and I'm very good friends with Marjorie, but
19:44
you want to
19:45
keep your name in the limelight. You want to keep on
19:47
pushing the envelope. So I guess we need more
19:49
politicians that are trying to make a name for themselves. But
19:51
at the same time, it's all
19:52
kind of kayfabe. Now what's the deal with
19:55
AOC? You touched her butt or something? No,
19:58
my gosh, no, now I am going to go to jail. But
20:00
listen in front of her boyfriend
20:02
Riley speaking of cuckold. He didn't do anything I
20:04
saw her and I said oh a OC
20:06
even though you like to kill babies This is at the time
20:08
of Roe versus Wade a lot of that controversy
20:11
You're still very beautiful And I said you're my favorite big
20:14
booty Latina and she freaked out and it would
20:16
not have been a big deal day But she went on
20:18
her Instagram and made literally 17 stories
20:21
this guy. She's like reverse selfing on her phone You know
20:23
she's like well. This is the guy you know this is this
20:25
is him She's like literally showing me on her phone She
20:27
put me in the room keep on going back to wrestling. This is
20:29
the wrestling episode she put me over She's like
20:32
oh the Salaac sign guy she
20:33
took my video and then she tweeted
20:35
it And then it got like you know 20 million views
20:37
on her page So I couldn't have asked
20:39
for a better result, and I was just
20:42
trolling and at the same time I was just making
20:44
a compliment. She's so pro sex worker. She's
20:46
so pro abortion You know she's a been
20:48
a bartender for me to say you're a big booty Latina It was
20:51
a joke and she act like she's the biggest victim and
20:53
then she went on because I did in front
20:55
of the Capitol Police After voting for
20:57
like three or four hours. She came out. It was late at night
20:59
I was like 11 and she said that
21:02
on January 6th some of the Capitol Police Were
21:04
responsible for letting someone some of the rioters in
21:06
and that she
21:06
didn't trust some of the Capitol Police She those are her
21:08
own words, so she's just you
21:11
know it's easy these people have very fragile
21:13
egos So when you kind of call them out like
21:16
Dan Crenshaw they sometimes melt like a candle
21:19
are you? Worried that the
21:21
higher your profile gets it'll get harder
21:23
to ambush these people because they know what's
21:25
coming Well,
21:26
I mean yes, but I constantly
21:28
have to reinvent the wheel like I can't just always
21:31
go to you know Transra
21:33
I'm dumb. I mean I'm gonna still go to these but
21:35
come on Dave You think I want to go to another
21:38
drag queen story time for children in Brooklyn,
21:40
New York I swear I don't even Jimmy Kimmel
21:42
way to play the clip of me doing an interview
21:44
and they said you know the guy's like oh Sure, he doesn't
21:46
like going to these drag events, and he's
21:48
right. I'm like Jimmy Kimmel. They're right They're making
21:50
money. I don't want to go to these events, but so
21:52
I'm gonna have to reinvent the wheel I'm not gonna have to do that. I'm
21:54
gonna have to get in politicians face I'm just gonna have to keep
21:56
doing new stuff. I can't you know it's like Andy Kaufman.
21:58
You got to create a new
21:59
every day.
22:01
People know that I like giving the devil is
22:03
due. That's what I try to do on this program. When
22:06
you go to the drag queen story
22:08
hour and you see the parents there with kids,
22:11
putting aside the trolling for a second, what,
22:13
have you ever had a sane conversation
22:15
with one of the parents, even off camera, and like really,
22:18
what do they think they're actually
22:20
accomplishing by taking their kids to these things?
22:23
Well, dude, you just nailed
22:25
the real crux of this whole thing. It's
22:28
a lot of times, and I've seen this and I can see it in my own
22:30
eyes, it'll be like two women. And it's not that they're
22:32
a lesbian, it's usually they're like a heterosexual woman
22:34
that's getting back at their ex-husband. Or,
22:37
you know, I've seen that multiple times. And then
22:39
there's a guy, Jeff Younger, who his ex-wife is
22:41
transitioning one of his children
22:43
to a girl that he doesn't want. And then you look
22:45
at Dwayne Wade, who transitioned
22:48
his son, and Gabrielle Union is the stepmother
22:50
who encouraged that. And the biological mother is actually
22:52
a student, tried to stop it.
22:53
So that's a big thing of getting
22:55
back at people because people are so vicious. And
22:58
I know that sounds crazy, but I see it with my
23:00
own eyes. And you're just kind of like, it's because I don't see
23:02
a lot of the two-parent household. I have seen
23:04
that. I have seen two parents that look like they were, you know,
23:06
the mother and father of a kid.
23:08
But most of the time, it's kind of like a two women
23:11
or two gay men, or you know what I'm saying? It doesn't,
23:13
it's not the traditional families
23:15
that I've seen go to these events. And that's the problem.
23:18
These kids aren't choosing to go there. It's parents
23:20
taking them there to be edgy or to
23:22
be ultra progressive.
23:23
And really, like, I think the parents,
23:26
maybe their heart is in the right spot.
23:29
Some of these parents I see, like, maybe they're not so ingratiated
23:32
in this weird stuff. But at the same
23:34
time, there's no excuse to take a kid to a bar or
23:36
to a drag show or even a library.
23:38
I just, I have very little sympathy for these people,
23:40
but a lot of times it's vicious, I notice, is
23:43
the motivation, I think.
23:44
Yeah. Are you ever afraid that we're all butterfly
23:47
affecting this thing? Like, you know, it's existed
23:49
for a certain degree. We push back, we make
23:51
it bigger. Then they do it to outrage us. We
23:53
expose them, they outrage us. We expose
23:56
them. What are you talking about? Did you see this? Now
23:58
that we've gone ultra left, now you see the ultra right.
23:59
get mad at you because, oh, there's a gay conservative
24:02
that has a boo voice. You see that because now
24:04
we've gone ultra right. So now we've gone ultra
24:06
left. So that's kind of the, almost the problem is we're ultra
24:09
polarized. And when most people are somewhere
24:11
in the middle. So I think that's kind of, you
24:13
know, one of the biggest problems, I guess, that, that
24:16
I feel like as a society is now we're, we're so
24:18
polarized. You're right. Like this, since we, since I went,
24:21
I exposed a drag queen story time for
24:23
kids, drag your kids, the red event. Now 10,000 more
24:26
bars. Let's do a drag event for kids. So you're right.
24:28
There's, I'm saying, so the more you push
24:29
it, you know, the more, the more farther right
24:32
people want to go, the farther left people go. So
24:34
it's kind of this weird dichotomy where
24:36
they almost feed themselves by just, it's
24:38
like a magnet that doesn't stick together.
24:41
You know, they're just, they want to try to push them together. We
24:43
just become more polarized.
24:45
What else have you been thinking about
24:47
lately? Are you, are you doing
24:49
anything else? Well, I guess you're going to constantly be reinventing
24:52
yourself, but like, do you, do you like set these things up?
24:54
Like that's what I'm going to do next month, month after that, I'm going
24:56
to do that. Or is it kind of just what's going on in
24:58
the news at the time? Well, to be honest,
25:00
I'm kind of frustrated. I recently went up to a project
25:03
Veritas to, uh, you know, I had
25:05
a bit where I was going to go there and talk to the CEO
25:07
about them ousting, you know, James,
25:10
and that ended up kind of getting messed up. I had some, you
25:12
know, project Veritas insiders and then they got kind
25:14
of leaked. So I'm just saying,
25:15
you know, I have some, you know, stuff on the horizon
25:17
where I want to go and confront some more people.
25:20
And I, and honestly the thing,
25:22
please guys, watch my show. I'm there at
25:24
the blaze grinding every day. I know I'm
25:26
begging. I don't care. I got a plug, Dave, in front of your
25:28
huge audience. I go insane for the Ukraine.
25:30
It's literally not telling anybody to ever do
25:32
LSD, but it would be like Tucker Carlson
25:35
on LSD and he is my biological
25:37
father. But no, no, honestly, Dave,
25:39
if I, like, what's bugging me the most
25:41
in society right now, it's like, you know, it's, you
25:43
know, I want to say politics, but I feel
25:45
like there's going to be, and I try to be
25:48
conspiratorial or whatever. But I just
25:50
think that if we don't watch out the idea
25:53
that you saw Tucker Carlson just put out, you know, they
25:55
want to see bugs. I really do. And it may not be in
25:57
our lifetime, you know, you know, you see all
25:59
this artificial.
25:59
intelligence, this and that. But I do believe
26:02
that one day they're gonna say because of climate change they
26:04
want us all to live in pods and they're gonna say here plug
26:06
into the metaverse and in the metaverse and here
26:08
on earth you only live for you live for like 70 years
26:11
but in the metaverse you live for a thousand years and
26:13
I don't believe they're gonna have the technology in our lifetime
26:16
but I do believe and I hate to be black-filled like
26:18
that I think that's the future they want us to be all
26:20
one sex where we basically can't procreate so
26:22
that they can you know basically you know depopulate
26:26
the world and if you don't think that's happening you know the
26:28
idea that they tell every single kid
26:29
to get an abortion yet every single
26:32
person that comes up through the southern border comes from
26:34
cultures where abortion is basically you know
26:36
just you know despised these people aren't having abortion
26:39
so it's just kind of weird they're basically depopulating
26:41
us right in front of our face so I just I
26:43
think for us as human beings we
26:46
cannot point to oh it's this country
26:48
doing this it's Ukraine doing this it's making my
26:50
life back you know you are responsible
26:52
for your happiness you are responsible for creating
26:55
a life that makes you happy you are responsible for
26:57
doing a job that you respect you like and
26:59
not being a debt
26:59
slave and not being a slave to you know
27:02
social media even though you and I are on it like crazy
27:05
sadly I've kind of say that hypocritical
27:07
because I'm addicted to social media but
27:09
like I said it is important for us
27:11
to find our own happiness and be our own you
27:14
know the man in the mirror you know
27:16
this Dave is not the government the government's
27:18
gonna kick us all day long the right side
27:20
the left the right wing the left wing are on the
27:22
same bird so you are in
27:24
charge of your happiness that's one thing I
27:26
try to you know tell people when I watch my show
27:29
or when you should very quickly you were you were
27:31
going black pill there but then you shifted to
27:33
the white pill very quickly right the black pill is
27:35
we all end up in matrix ready player one
27:37
minority report total recall
27:40
and then the the white pill is what you just said
27:42
there you don't have to participate and you can carve
27:45
out something on this mortal coil that's pretty
27:47
decent for you and
27:48
it sounds crazy but if you really look into
27:50
it a lot of these people like the Klaus Schwab's they
27:52
have all these think tank groups they kind of tell
27:55
us what they want to do you know they tell us that they want to scare
27:57
us of climate change but if you just look at people like
27:59
brocco
27:59
who bought a house in Martha's Vineyard, or
28:02
you look at Bill Gates who bought a house in, you know,
28:04
I believe like Southern, south of San Diego. These
28:06
people are so worried about the, you know, polar ice
28:08
caps melting. Why are they all buying beach houses? So it's
28:11
just, it's very hypocritical. They all fly on their
28:13
private jets that create emissions that are
28:15
insane. So it's just, if you really kind of see,
28:17
these people aren't even following their own rules, then you
28:19
don't become a victim because, listen,
28:21
Dave, now to get really sad, I joke
28:23
around a lot, but this is why I'm a man on a mission. You
28:25
know, my mother actually died in October, 2021.
28:28
She was
28:29
short of breath. I begged her, begged
28:32
her not to go to the hospital. She went to the hospital.
28:34
She was in there. She was kind of, she was breathing, we're talking.
28:37
We said, no room, desivir. They gave my mom room, desivir,
28:39
and she died five days later. Her organs
28:42
filled up with fluid, and she died in front of my, you
28:44
know, right in my arms, right in front of me. And
28:46
they literally murdered my mother. They did not
28:48
have any sympathy whatsoever. And these are
28:50
the same protocols. These people like Dr. Fauci, who
28:52
tested this vaccine on eight beagles. So
28:55
we really do have like a medical industrial complex where
28:57
I was a huge victim. So that's why like, I like
28:59
to laugh, because if I don't laugh, if I don't make fun of stuff,
29:01
I will cry. So I lost a person I love most
29:04
in the world. And so that's kind
29:06
of why I'm on this mission, Dave, to kind of
29:09
call out the absurdity, because I was
29:11
a victim of it, and I don't want anybody to feel sorry
29:13
for me. Do not. Your sympathy is not needed
29:15
for me. I hate that when people say, I'm so sorry. I'm
29:17
not telling you this to feel sorry for me. I'm
29:19
telling you this to warn you that there are bad things
29:22
that can happen to good people. To my mom,
29:24
we got vaccinated, because her doctor said that was the thing
29:26
to do, even though she knew it wasn't tested,
29:28
but she didn't want to lose the care of her primary
29:31
physician. So people got
29:33
bad information, and I
29:34
and my mother were victims of this thing.
29:37
So the only way that I think I can call it out
29:39
is not by being necessarily super
29:41
serious, but by mocking it, because
29:43
they mocked me, and they mocked my mom
29:45
when they gave her emdesivir, knowing that it
29:48
was not gonna help her.
29:51
Well, then instead of saying, I'm sorry about
29:53
your mom, I'll do the one thing that you want me to do,
29:55
which is give you a chance to promote your show.
29:58
Yeah, it's okay.
29:59
with Alex Sinon. Don't feel sorry for me guys. My mom
30:02
is my biggest fan. She's my biggest fan. That's the only thing that
30:04
sucks too. Now I work for Glenn Beck. Now
30:06
I've got a cool studio.
30:07
I've got all this crap going on. I'm making
30:09
a little bit of change. You know, I'm acting strange.
30:12
You can pay a little bit of change and I don't even get to share
30:14
it with her. So I want to share it with you, the
30:16
audience. Come watch my show. You're going to see me go unhinged.
30:18
You're going to see me happy, sad, every
30:20
emotion because I'm prime time 99. I wear my emotions
30:23
on my sleeve and I just want to say thank you so
30:25
much for letting me come on your program. And
30:27
dude, it is an honor and privilege. I know
30:29
you get hate, but I think any hate, not that you get a lot of hate,
30:32
but I think that's what it takes. Like if everybody
30:34
universally loved you and I, then we wouldn't
30:36
be controversial or edgy. So that's
30:38
what I think that makes you so special. So Dave,
30:40
thank you so much for letting me come on.
30:42
Stein, I know you're hunkered down there with Glenn
30:44
Beck, you know, Sharon Abed in Dallas, but
30:46
you come out to the free state of Miami dinner on
30:49
me. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. All right, Dave.
30:51
Well, anytime.
30:59
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