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Will This Get a Conservative Comedian Kicked Off YouTube? | Alex Stein | COMEDY | Rubin Report

Will This Get a Conservative Comedian Kicked Off YouTube? | Alex Stein | COMEDY | Rubin Report

Released Monday, 1st May 2023
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Will This Get a Conservative Comedian Kicked Off YouTube? | Alex Stein | COMEDY | Rubin Report

Will This Get a Conservative Comedian Kicked Off YouTube? | Alex Stein | COMEDY | Rubin Report

Will This Get a Conservative Comedian Kicked Off YouTube? | Alex Stein | COMEDY | Rubin Report

Will This Get a Conservative Comedian Kicked Off YouTube? | Alex Stein | COMEDY | Rubin Report

Monday, 1st May 2023
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0:00

Hey guys, it's me

0:02

Alex. I'm with my wife and her boyfriend Dontarius.

0:04

We just phoned out. We're pregnant.

0:06

Dontarius is the father and we're here to do

0:08

the gender reveal. So, twist

0:10

it honey. What

0:14

is purple? That means the

0:16

baby's non-binary! Oh! Oh!

0:30

Hey, I'm Dave Rubin and

0:30

joining me today is the host

0:33

of Primetime with Alex Stein

0:35

on Blaze TV. Alex Stein,

0:37

welcome to the Rubin Report. I don't know why I'm talking like

0:39

this.

0:40

Well, no, because it's Primetime 99 and you want to have

0:42

the high energy levels because I've got to go insane

0:44

for the Ukraine, Dave. So, this is why we're

0:46

going to go for your audience.

0:47

This is Primetime 99. I need you to watch this show. There's

0:50

like a million people watching this. I'm begging you, please.

0:53

So, let's get on with this interview before I go insane for

0:55

the Ukraine too much. Stein, you

0:57

are on the short list of people I consider

0:59

funny. I used to have a lot of people I consider

1:02

funny. Now, there's very few of them. For people

1:04

that don't know you, how do you become funny? Where

1:06

do you come from? What's going on here? Well, you

1:08

know, I'm really not even that talented. I'm basically, I

1:10

was dropped on my head as a child. I say that jokingly,

1:13

but I really was. I actually had a metal crib because

1:15

I broke so many wooden ones

1:17

because I was kind of a rambunctious baby. But

1:19

I think that my formula for comedy, it's very

1:21

simple. All I try to do is

1:23

mix absurdity with reality. I try to make

1:26

the most absurd

1:26

things seem real. So

1:29

that when people watch it, they're like, is this real? Is this fake? And

1:31

then that questions the reality in which we live in. And that

1:33

is a formula for humor. Because you know

1:36

this as a broadcaster, as a comedian,

1:38

anything that's funny has truth in it. So,

1:41

you just mock the true status

1:43

quo that they're trying to ingratiate and trying to make

1:45

us all follow. You just put a mirror up to that absurdity

1:48

like Dylan Mulvaney and people will laugh.

1:51

Is that how you wake up in the morning? Like

1:53

you're just like opening up the phone, looking at Twitter

1:55

going, okay, they're just writing it for me. And I

1:57

just got to get out there with these dingbats.

2:00

and make it happen.

2:01

Dude, I say this all the time. I'm basically a

2:03

hack comedian. I don't even have to write any

2:05

material. I mean, the left gives it.

2:07

And you know, sometimes we can make fun of the right, but you know

2:09

this, Dave, is that we have a uni party and you see all

2:11

this stuff with, you know, obviously

2:13

you're a political commentator, but like, you know, you see

2:16

the strife between DeSantis and Trump

2:18

and all this political stuff. It's all lame. It

2:20

all sucks. Really, at the end of the day, it's

2:22

very important to save a republic. I'm not saying that it's not important, but

2:25

listen, politics is just Hollywood

2:27

for ugly people. So it's just all annoying.

2:29

It's all political theater, and it's

2:31

really easy to mock because it's so absurd.

2:33

You know, it's funny. One of the reasons that people know that

2:36

every day I'm applauding DeSantis

2:38

because I think he obviously is worthy of applause, but

2:41

partly it's because of what you're talking about. I

2:43

think he's ushering in an age of sanity, and

2:45

it's like the guy needs some help doing it. Probably

2:47

would not be great for you,

2:49

but it might be good for the country. No,

2:51

and honestly, you know, for the content

2:54

kings, this is how you can tell the mainstream media,

2:56

the people that suck, that nobody watches. I mean, literally,

2:58

I bet your views are better than

3:01

CNN's, but what I'm saying is they want Trump so bad. So

3:03

when you see the mainstream media is against DeSantis, all

3:05

of a sudden I'm like, oh, well that kind of makes me wonder

3:07

too. And listen, I love Trump, but he had a lot of mistakes

3:09

with Julian Assange, you know, people January

3:12

6th. And I mean, could he correct those? Yeah, I would hope

3:14

so. I would think that would be the first thing you would have

3:16

to go after and right some of the wrongs that he

3:18

did. But at the same time,

3:19

to say DeSantis didn't handle Florida while you're absurd.

3:22

It's like, that's what I don't get, is that we can't,

3:24

you know, we can't see the forest or the big tree in front

3:26

of our face. We need to take a 30,000 foot view and

3:29

objectively judge these people and not try

3:31

to create false narratives in order to make

3:33

the person that we personally like sound

3:35

better.

3:36

Now, speaking of false narratives, you're often out

3:38

there as the, it usually is

3:40

the lefties rampaging through the cities,

3:43

burning down things, protesting,

3:45

they don't know what they're protesting and everything else.

3:48

You've been hit with things, people have spit on you,

3:50

you've probably had acid poured on your head. I mean, do

3:52

you ever really, really feel like you're

3:54

gonna be hurt or something? We'll

3:56

put a little B roll so people can see some of

3:58

the video right now as you.

3:59

as you talk us through some of this stuff.

4:02

Well, yes, I mean, I go into these events

4:04

and these people are on 10 different antidepressants.

4:07

They're probably on, you know, some sort of hormone therapy

4:10

replacement. You know, that doesn't mess with your psyche,

4:12

you know, your psyche at all, I'm sure.

4:15

So yeah, I mean, these are very impulsive people that

4:17

are there looking for, they're

4:19

there to protest and I'm the villain. And

4:21

I actually have a background. I worked, you might not know this, I worked for

4:23

the TV show Cheaters for a long time.

4:25

So I kind of have a background in reality TV and I hate

4:28

to describe it like this because this is a serious situation,

4:30

but this is the ultimate reality TV. When you

4:32

go

4:32

into these, you know, Hollywood

4:35

producer, central casting, they couldn't,

4:37

when I went to San Francisco and I went to this trans rally, they

4:39

couldn't cast these people. I mean, they couldn't

4:41

literally, these people with the blue hair, it was every

4:44

cliche under their rainbow

4:47

was there. And so when you go there and you put a camera, people

4:49

want to see that. And yes, I am nervous because

4:51

they throw hot coffee on me, they hit me. But at

4:53

the same time, it's like when a dog chases a car, they

4:56

don't know what to do when they get there. So it's like, you know,

4:58

at the same time, they don't want to smoke. I'm six three, I'm 250

5:00

pounds. I mean, I'm a big man.

5:02

But yes, is there somebody

5:04

there that probably wants to take me out? There are people

5:06

there that wish for my death. So yeah,

5:09

I mean, it is a little nerve wracking, but at the same time, that adrenaline

5:11

is kind of fun in a sick way too,

5:13

Dave. Yeah, well, I can see it kind of feeds

5:16

you when you're out there, but for sure, like when you

5:18

have people writing your face and throwing stuff

5:20

at you, it's not the most thing. You'll probably appreciate

5:22

this. About five years ago, I did an event in,

5:25

somewhere up in Canada, maybe it was Calgary with

5:29

this guy, Maxine Bernier, he's head of the libertarian party in Canada.

5:32

And there

5:32

were tons of protesters there. They're calling us Nazis

5:34

and all of this stuff. You may remember the video. There

5:37

was an elderly woman in a Walker trying to get across

5:39

the street and the Antifa's calling

5:41

her Nazi. It turns out that her husband actually

5:44

fought the Nazis. Anyway, they're smuggling

5:46

us in through the back so that we didn't have to, you know, go

5:48

through the mob. And someone threw hot coffee

5:50

on me. And I remember thinking, once I realized

5:52

it was just coffee and I was gonna be okay, because

5:55

you always have that moment, like what the hell was that?

5:57

And I was thinking, wow, I just had hot coffee thrown on me, like

5:59

pretty good.

6:00

Pretty good.

6:00

Yeah, but Dave, you just described exactly how

6:03

I describe it. It was this warm liquid. It wasn't burning

6:05

hot by any means. They had had it for a little bit.

6:07

It was like, is it urine? What is this? You

6:09

know, they throw cold water. That's a little more

6:11

pleasant. That, you know, if you played football or played sports, everybody

6:14

splashed cold water. That's not, that's a little more

6:16

wakes you up. When it's warm liquid, you're like, oh, and then when

6:18

you realize it's coffee, I guess it's a little

6:20

more pleasant than like just warm

6:23

urine. Hopefully not, you know?

6:25

Hopefully not urine, but they drank out of

6:28

the coffee probably so it's already got some of their spittle.

6:30

And you know, it's got the viral shedding in there.

6:32

And you know, I've probably been vaccinated just by going there.

6:35

I've been vaccinated by proxy, but

6:37

just going to these events and bumping uglies

6:39

with them.

6:40

Were you always a politics guy or was

6:42

it more that you just wanted to be out in the field with

6:45

people and then it kind of presented itself? Dave,

6:47

forget politics suck. I was just telling

6:49

you this. I'm a full blown tin foil

6:51

hat conspiracy theorist. I don't trust either

6:53

side. I believe that they're literally, listen,

6:57

I hate to be like this, you know, but I honestly believe

6:59

that people in power are anti America. For

7:01

me, we are not being run by human beings. Dave,

7:03

we are being run by multinational corporations.

7:05

You look at Ukraine, you look at Raytheon,

7:08

Halliburton, these corporations that benefit from

7:10

this. America has been totally de-industrialized.

7:13

We don't create anything.

7:15

I don't know what industry we have other than bombs,

7:17

bullets, some crappy planes that

7:19

they can't ever, you know, spend trillions of dollars. They

7:21

can't even fly the plane. Some of these, you know, secret

7:24

projects that never get off the ground. And my point

7:26

is we have so much

7:28

bloat and so much wasted money, $100 billion

7:31

to go to the Ukraine. And there's everybody

7:33

on the right. Oh, we have to help them. We have to help

7:35

them. Forget about the Ukraine. Let's go help

7:38

our Southern border. I mean, I see this every day

7:40

and I'm not trying to virtue signal or anything, but

7:43

Kamala Harris, they make it such a big deal.

7:45

Oh my God, there's 20 immigrants at our house. I'm

7:47

in Dallas every day. I walk around Bauchman

7:50

Lake. It's a lake near an airport. There's tons

7:52

of immigrants. With the backpack, you can tell they have like a fresh Walmart

7:54

shirt and they're wearing a mask because they don't really

7:57

know what the protocol is. You

7:58

can tell they're new. And often times,

7:59

they're just walking around just looking for

8:02

something to do. So it's a serious problem

8:04

and I'm not anti-immigration, but I'd like to actually

8:06

not get kids sex trafficked here and not

8:08

get kids overdosing on fentanyl at

8:10

record rates. I mean, so that's why I just

8:12

see a uni party. We could stop a lot of these major

8:15

issues. I think we could, but instead we're

8:17

more interested in getting everybody vaccinated,

8:19

making sure Ukraine has vaccines, making

8:22

sure we have a new aircraft carrier. So Lindsey Graham

8:24

can go and bust a bottle of champagne on it. I mean,

8:26

it just pisses me off.

8:28

Not here in Florida, my friend, but

8:30

yes, I get your point in the rest of the

8:32

country. That's pretty much what we're doing. I wanna throw

8:34

to a video because speaking of how they

8:37

just hand you people comedy, you

8:39

went to the Committee on Transportation.

8:42

Where was this? Yeah, so this is in New York

8:44

City and this was my wife's boyfriend, Don Terreas,

8:46

who's basically, he's also kind of my muscle

8:49

at a lot of these events, especially the ones in New York. A

8:52

lot of people, they hire professional private security, not

8:54

me. I want the least professional, no

8:56

insurance,

8:58

no nothing. So this is Don Terreas

9:00

and I complaining about a lot of the transportation

9:03

noises that are caused in making homeless

9:06

residents, making their lives difficult.

9:08

Video tape. And we're talking about transportation.

9:11

I'm here with my wife's boyfriend. It's just ridiculous

9:13

that you guys are gonna persecute him because he's a black man.

9:16

That's why you guys are doing this. This is why you're bringing so much attention

9:18

to him. When we walked in here, it was absolutely

9:20

unreal the amount of security that he went through compared

9:22

to the amount of security that I went through. And this is my

9:24

wife's boyfriend. I mean, the things that he does to my wife

9:27

is incredible. And we're talking about transportation.

9:29

Let's talk about Pete Buttigieg, the transportation

9:31

secretary. And he's the

9:33

best secretary I've ever had because he's a homosexual.

9:35

And as a matter of fact, that's why I started to become bisexual

9:38

to be more like Pete Buttigieg. And that's why I've started

9:40

to have a relationship with men on the side and

9:43

that's why I have Grindr. So listen, we need

9:45

to get federal funding. Selvina,

9:47

is that how I say her name? Selvina Brooks Powers. We

9:50

got to get some federal funding from Pete Buttigieg because

9:52

listen, Joe Biden's over there. I know his son's

9:54

smoking crack in the Ukraine, but that doesn't matter.

9:56

I mean, Pete Buttigieg, you know, I know he's like

9:58

on a gay cruise with his husband. and they're

10:01

breastfeeding their babies and stuff, but they can help the

10:03

transportation issues we're having here in New York. I

10:05

mean, that's the federal boss, dog. I'm primetime99,

10:08

I'm a pimp on a blimp, so I wrote this

10:10

song. New

10:11

York City is so

10:14

dang bad. This

10:16

apple is rotten. What

10:18

have we gotten? Nothing but

10:21

violence. All I hear is silence

10:23

from all leaders.

10:26

My man's titties are out, and they all bleed

10:28

us, because they

10:29

get cut with a knife. He sleeps

10:32

with my wife. This city

10:34

is damn too expensive to

10:36

get an apartment. We need to

10:38

lower the rent, but instead

10:41

we're going to charge these poor drivers

10:43

more money. But all I want to do is

10:45

get vaccinated, stick that

10:47

vaccine in my arm. I want

10:49

to vaccinate with this

10:52

love charm. I love you guys. I'm primetime99, so

10:54

being that. My wife's boyfriend

10:56

has a lot of issues, and I just hate these

10:58

trucks. When they're trying to take a nap and I'm playing Xbox

11:01

and they're trying to make love, these trucks

11:03

are making too much noise, and they're just

11:05

polluting too much gas. And they're just making

11:07

it difficult for my wife and her

11:09

boyfriend, Don Terrace, to really enjoy themselves. Thank you, time.

11:12

But everybody else got to speak past the time

11:14

limit, so I just have a couple more minutes. So

11:16

what I'm saying is, in this city, we have serious

11:18

issues, and my songs aren't going to solve it. And

11:21

we have Eric Adams in the nightclub doing

11:23

God knows what.

11:24

Sir, if you're not going to stay on topic,

11:26

your time is finished. I can't talk about Eric Adams.

11:29

Is he not on topic? We're talking

11:31

about truck routes there. That's what I'm saying. So is Eric Adams

11:33

not in charge of the city? Is he not in charge

11:36

of the truck routes? Are you finished with your own box? No, I'm not finished.

11:38

I'm not finished. I just want to understand why everybody else gets to

11:40

come here and pontificate for 5, 10 minutes, and

11:42

I try to talk about something. And you try to shut me down.

11:44

Why is it? Is it because I'm a homosexual? Is it

11:46

because I'm bisexual? Thank you, sir. Is

11:48

that why? I think they don't like that I'm bisexual.

11:53

All right. Anyway,

11:56

guys, thank you so much. MIG

11:58

Bump, please help the homeless. It's

12:00

a serious situation out there. I have to deal

12:03

with the trucks and all that as I'm trying

12:06

to sleep on the box on 42nd. And

12:08

I think it should be addressed. Homeless

12:10

people are people too. And

12:12

I'm a veteran of this country,

12:14

titties and all. Those

12:16

are veteran titties. Alex, people may

12:18

be wondering, what do you mean your wife's boyfriend,

12:22

Don Terrias? Before we get into the specifics

12:24

of the content there, which was, you know, there's

12:26

a lot to talk about. Well, yes,

12:29

obviously for the people that are playing at home, in

12:32

professional wrestling, we call it kayfabe. That's

12:34

why the undertaker stays in character. But I'll

12:36

give you guys, because we're on the great Dave Rubin report,

12:39

this great program, I'm doing my Trump, I'm saying that. Because

12:41

we're here, I'll break the kayfabe. I'm not married.

12:44

And Don

12:44

Terrias is not really my wife's boyfriend. But what I'm trying

12:46

to mock is there's so many people and content creators,

12:49

guys like Destiny. And really, there's

12:51

just a ton of people that it's like cuckold

12:53

society, where they just let their wife or girlfriend be

12:55

on OnlyFans. So really, that's kind of what I'm

12:57

mocking.

12:58

When people hear it, they laugh. But I'm trying to

13:00

actually kind of bring attention to the fact that literally,

13:02

we have a society of like these demasculinized

13:05

men, where they just let their wife do whatever they

13:07

want. And that's happening, this polyamorous,

13:10

you know. It's just, it's a little more

13:12

common than we like to say, like to think. And

13:14

then when I say it like that, it kind of makes people wonder,

13:17

you know, what's really going on with people's relationship.

13:19

And it's funny, it's just funny to say my wife has

13:21

more of her in, that's what I said.

13:23

So it really is a thing though, right? Like,

13:25

this is a little out of my wheelhouse. This

13:28

is really a thing where married men are- It's a cannon.

13:30

Oh yeah, yes, but I'm saying with a Dontarius, this is so, I'm so crazy,

13:33

Dave, because I've stormed barstool,

13:35

sports, you know. I had a beef with, you

13:37

know, and Dave Portnoy, I really, he invited me on

13:39

his podcast and then disinvited me because he saw that

13:41

I was anti-abortion because I went to an abortion

13:43

rally. So that's why I took a Dontarius

13:46

up there and sometimes he makes appearances on my show. So

13:48

he's kind of like cannon in the Alex Stein

13:51

storyline. And that's the weird thing about me is my hero is

13:53

Andy Kaufman.

13:53

That's who I kind of, you know,

13:55

want to aspire to be like. I see that, I see that.

13:58

Yes, and so that's kind of why I have all these-

13:59

kind of side stories

14:02

that are going on. Are they true? Are

14:04

they fake? I kind of, like I said earlier,

14:06

I like to make some sort of do with reality. And then it

14:08

makes people question what's really going on. Like if you read

14:10

my Wikipedia, Dave is

14:13

written by psychopaths. It's like the most negative

14:15

thing ever.

14:16

But what's funny about it, it's like, is that real? Is

14:18

that fake? So I like to blend that line.

14:21

Yeah, well that's, I mean, the Andy Kaufman thing

14:23

now makes so much sense to me because that's basically

14:25

what you're doing. And speaking of kayfabe, like he really

14:27

took the kayfabe of wrestling

14:30

into reality. And then he brought it

14:32

back to wrestling. So he was like layering

14:34

this thing,

14:35

I mean, really brilliantly. What an

14:37

underrated comic. He created the intergender

14:40

wrestling division. Just think about

14:42

that. I mean, that's, but you know what sounds so

14:44

funny? We need that now. People are like, oh, what's the

14:47

solution? These people that are saying that

14:49

people like Leah Thomas deserve to compete against

14:51

biological females.

14:53

It's like, no, give them their own division.

14:55

That doesn't make any sense. He's the

14:57

490th ranked male swimmer. Obviously

14:59

it doesn't take a scientist to realize that they have an

15:01

unfair advantage biologically. So

15:04

yeah, just to think that Andy Kaufman

15:06

saw the idea of men and

15:08

women are gonna have to compete in sports and that it's gonna

15:10

be okay. It's pretty brilliant. He

15:13

really could see what's going on. We'll throw a little B roll on that too because

15:16

Kaufman, for people that don't know, what

15:18

he did was he would get up there as a male

15:20

wrestler and he would invite a woman from the crowd.

15:25

And then he would basically kick the crap out of her. And

15:27

people,

15:27

because of kayfabe, people didn't know

15:29

if it was real or fake. It was real. They say

15:31

it was real. He started on the David Letterman. He would call

15:34

people out of the audience and say, I'll give you like a thousand bucks

15:36

or a hundred bucks. I forget what the reward was if

15:38

they won. And then he would just, at first

15:41

it started real. He would actually pin these

15:43

girls, you know, because he's a man. He can

15:45

physically be stronger than women. And then it became where then he

15:47

had to wrestle Jerry the King Lawler in Memphis, Tennessee, which

15:50

was at the time the Mecca of, you know, wrestling. That

15:52

was like one of the biggest territories, quote unquote. So

15:55

obviously you can tell I love wrestling, but,

15:57

and that's kind of what I want my show to be

15:59

like. Tucker Carlson, but mixed with professional

16:02

wrestling at the same time. But, but Andy

16:04

Coven was brilliant. Yeah, go ahead. I'll

16:06

give you one more wrestling thing. I mean, Jake the Snake was my favorite.

16:08

You got anything for Jake the Snake for me? Of course, no, Jake the Snake's

16:11

great. I mean, dude, that era of wrestling was

16:13

the best with, you know, him and the Ultimate

16:15

Warrior and Hulk Hogan, and now that

16:17

was the era. That was the good old days. Now

16:19

I don't watch it. I don't keep up with it, but Jake

16:22

the Snake, he was one of the best ever. Dude, the Snake,

16:24

dude, come on. And then what did he have? Damien,

16:26

Damien. Yeah, and then what did he have, the Snake Corner?

16:29

What would he have?

16:29

The Viper's Pit. The Viper's

16:32

Pit, yes, dude, he is epic,

16:34

yes. Jake the Snake. Yeah, I'll tell you something amazing about the

16:36

Viper's Pit, and then I promise we'll move on. You know that there is this

16:38

special unaired episode of the Viper's

16:40

Pit because he had Hogan on as his

16:43

guest at the height of

16:45

Hulk Hogan, and they were supposed

16:47

to get into a fight, but the audience was siding

16:49

with Jake, so they never aired it because

16:51

they wanted Hogan to be the biggest star of

16:53

the WWF, but more people like Jake. How about

16:55

that?

16:56

No, I'm not, I'm not wanting

16:58

up you. I'm not gonna want up you because you

17:00

know you're much cooler than me, but listen.

17:03

I've become friends, and I just made fun of how I make

17:05

fun of coke-holding people, but this is a real, this

17:07

is a real podcast. We're getting into the nitty gritty.

17:10

I've become friends with a guy named Bubba the Love Sponge,

17:12

who was actually the guy that let Hulk

17:14

Hogan have sex with his wife. Have you ever heard

17:16

about that? You remember that, the leak, the

17:19

Gawker sex tape that got leaked? Well,

17:21

this guy, Bubba the Love Sponge, was on the Howard Stern Network

17:23

on Sirius. He was actually a big broadcaster there, and

17:25

he actually was

17:26

best friends with Hogan, and then this thing came out. Hogan

17:28

won this lawsuit, but this guy I talked

17:30

to, I go on a show sometimes, he talks about Hulk Hogan. He's the

17:33

worst guy in the world. Not that Bubba

17:35

is the most moral guy, but he just said

17:37

Hulk Hogan had his own locker room. It's

17:40

called the wrestling, putting people over when you let somebody beat

17:42

you, and it helps put them over,

17:44

essentially. Hogan would never

17:46

do it. He would never put anybody over, and

17:48

so he was the worst. Hogan is not a nice

17:51

guy. Wow, I spent a couple hours with Hogan years ago. Did

17:53

you like him? Was he nice? What was he like?

17:55

I was in an office

17:56

with me, him, and Jimmy Hart for

17:58

a couple hours.

17:59

Of course, of course. This I'm saying,

18:02

you know, he probably is a nice guy. I'm just sharing this with a guy

18:04

that has heat with him. But it's just funny because I

18:06

sit around him, I talk to him, I go on a show. All we

18:08

do is talk about Hulk Hogan. That's why I was bringing

18:10

this up. And I always make fun of Bubba about Hulk

18:12

Hogan's stuff with his wife. But it's just this whole,

18:14

it's an insane world we live in, Dave,

18:16

and professional wrestling. That's

18:19

kind of what politics is. I know to try to bring

18:21

it all back into this, it's really like, oh, I

18:23

like this team because they did this. But then

18:25

the next week they do something like, oh, I hate

18:27

them. It's really just meant to entertain

18:29

us and kind of distract us from actually going after

18:32

these

18:32

people or solving the actual problems, in my opinion.

18:35

The line I have on that is that we're sort of in the

18:37

show must go on version of democracy.

18:39

And I think Trump really understands that to a

18:41

degree. So he's just keeping the show going. Again,

18:44

that's why I've

18:45

been so high on to Santa's because I sense

18:47

he's trying to actually correct it in

18:49

a fundamental way to get away from the stuff

18:51

that is good for your career

18:54

but not great for the country. Where Trump,

18:56

you know, Trump did stuff with the WWE, remember?

18:59

Yeah, he was in the Hall of Fame. So he gets the fame thing. He's in the Hall

19:01

of Fame. Is he in the Hall of Fame? Yeah, he's in the WWE Hall of Fame.

19:03

But this is how you know it's all wrestling because look at AOC.

19:06

She really gets nothing done. And then, you know, I think

19:08

it's Vogue or Vanity, I forget which magazine, said

19:10

that she's the third most popular politician behind

19:12

Biden and Trump. You know, I mean, obviously I don't believe

19:14

that. I'm

19:15

just saying she's up there. Why?

19:17

What does she do? Because she's an old bartender? I mean,

19:19

you know, it's all fake. And

19:22

there's 432 congressmen and women. You don't even

19:24

know I have them. I go and I sit on Capitol Hill and I

19:26

go on and I try to interact with them. I'm walking around their offices. I'm

19:28

like, who is this guy from Montana? Who is this guy?

19:31

You know, it's all, it's like, you have to be like

19:33

Marjorie Taylor Greene. You have to be very like confrontational

19:35

to even get noticed to get picked out.

19:37

The Dan Crenshaw's the few celebrity politicians. And

19:40

then once you realize that's what it takes to become that kind of

19:42

famous politician, and I'm very good friends with Marjorie, but

19:44

you want to

19:45

keep your name in the limelight. You want to keep on

19:47

pushing the envelope. So I guess we need more

19:49

politicians that are trying to make a name for themselves. But

19:51

at the same time, it's all

19:52

kind of kayfabe. Now what's the deal with

19:55

AOC? You touched her butt or something? No,

19:58

my gosh, no, now I am going to go to jail. But

20:00

listen in front of her boyfriend

20:02

Riley speaking of cuckold. He didn't do anything I

20:04

saw her and I said oh a OC

20:06

even though you like to kill babies This is at the time

20:08

of Roe versus Wade a lot of that controversy

20:11

You're still very beautiful And I said you're my favorite big

20:14

booty Latina and she freaked out and it would

20:16

not have been a big deal day But she went on

20:18

her Instagram and made literally 17 stories

20:21

this guy. She's like reverse selfing on her phone You know

20:23

she's like well. This is the guy you know this is this

20:25

is him She's like literally showing me on her phone She

20:27

put me in the room keep on going back to wrestling. This is

20:29

the wrestling episode she put me over She's like

20:32

oh the Salaac sign guy she

20:33

took my video and then she tweeted

20:35

it And then it got like you know 20 million views

20:37

on her page So I couldn't have asked

20:39

for a better result, and I was just

20:42

trolling and at the same time I was just making

20:44

a compliment. She's so pro sex worker. She's

20:46

so pro abortion You know she's a been

20:48

a bartender for me to say you're a big booty Latina It was

20:51

a joke and she act like she's the biggest victim and

20:53

then she went on because I did in front

20:55

of the Capitol Police After voting for

20:57

like three or four hours. She came out. It was late at night

20:59

I was like 11 and she said that

21:02

on January 6th some of the Capitol Police Were

21:04

responsible for letting someone some of the rioters in

21:06

and that she

21:06

didn't trust some of the Capitol Police She those are her

21:08

own words, so she's just you

21:11

know it's easy these people have very fragile

21:13

egos So when you kind of call them out like

21:16

Dan Crenshaw they sometimes melt like a candle

21:19

are you? Worried that the

21:21

higher your profile gets it'll get harder

21:23

to ambush these people because they know what's

21:25

coming Well,

21:26

I mean yes, but I constantly

21:28

have to reinvent the wheel like I can't just always

21:31

go to you know Transra

21:33

I'm dumb. I mean I'm gonna still go to these but

21:35

come on Dave You think I want to go to another

21:38

drag queen story time for children in Brooklyn,

21:40

New York I swear I don't even Jimmy Kimmel

21:42

way to play the clip of me doing an interview

21:44

and they said you know the guy's like oh Sure, he doesn't

21:46

like going to these drag events, and he's

21:48

right. I'm like Jimmy Kimmel. They're right They're making

21:50

money. I don't want to go to these events, but so

21:52

I'm gonna have to reinvent the wheel I'm not gonna have to do that. I'm

21:54

gonna have to get in politicians face I'm just gonna have to keep

21:56

doing new stuff. I can't you know it's like Andy Kaufman.

21:58

You got to create a new

21:59

every day.

22:01

People know that I like giving the devil is

22:03

due. That's what I try to do on this program. When

22:06

you go to the drag queen story

22:08

hour and you see the parents there with kids,

22:11

putting aside the trolling for a second, what,

22:13

have you ever had a sane conversation

22:15

with one of the parents, even off camera, and like really,

22:18

what do they think they're actually

22:20

accomplishing by taking their kids to these things?

22:23

Well, dude, you just nailed

22:25

the real crux of this whole thing. It's

22:28

a lot of times, and I've seen this and I can see it in my own

22:30

eyes, it'll be like two women. And it's not that they're

22:32

a lesbian, it's usually they're like a heterosexual woman

22:34

that's getting back at their ex-husband. Or,

22:37

you know, I've seen that multiple times. And then

22:39

there's a guy, Jeff Younger, who his ex-wife is

22:41

transitioning one of his children

22:43

to a girl that he doesn't want. And then you look

22:45

at Dwayne Wade, who transitioned

22:48

his son, and Gabrielle Union is the stepmother

22:50

who encouraged that. And the biological mother is actually

22:52

a student, tried to stop it.

22:53

So that's a big thing of getting

22:55

back at people because people are so vicious. And

22:58

I know that sounds crazy, but I see it with my

23:00

own eyes. And you're just kind of like, it's because I don't see

23:02

a lot of the two-parent household. I have seen

23:04

that. I have seen two parents that look like they were, you know,

23:06

the mother and father of a kid.

23:08

But most of the time, it's kind of like a two women

23:11

or two gay men, or you know what I'm saying? It doesn't,

23:13

it's not the traditional families

23:15

that I've seen go to these events. And that's the problem.

23:18

These kids aren't choosing to go there. It's parents

23:20

taking them there to be edgy or to

23:22

be ultra progressive.

23:23

And really, like, I think the parents,

23:26

maybe their heart is in the right spot.

23:29

Some of these parents I see, like, maybe they're not so ingratiated

23:32

in this weird stuff. But at the same

23:34

time, there's no excuse to take a kid to a bar or

23:36

to a drag show or even a library.

23:38

I just, I have very little sympathy for these people,

23:40

but a lot of times it's vicious, I notice, is

23:43

the motivation, I think.

23:44

Yeah. Are you ever afraid that we're all butterfly

23:47

affecting this thing? Like, you know, it's existed

23:49

for a certain degree. We push back, we make

23:51

it bigger. Then they do it to outrage us. We

23:53

expose them, they outrage us. We expose

23:56

them. What are you talking about? Did you see this? Now

23:58

that we've gone ultra left, now you see the ultra right.

23:59

get mad at you because, oh, there's a gay conservative

24:02

that has a boo voice. You see that because now

24:04

we've gone ultra right. So now we've gone ultra

24:06

left. So that's kind of the, almost the problem is we're ultra

24:09

polarized. And when most people are somewhere

24:11

in the middle. So I think that's kind of, you

24:13

know, one of the biggest problems, I guess, that, that

24:16

I feel like as a society is now we're, we're so

24:18

polarized. You're right. Like this, since we, since I went,

24:21

I exposed a drag queen story time for

24:23

kids, drag your kids, the red event. Now 10,000 more

24:26

bars. Let's do a drag event for kids. So you're right.

24:28

There's, I'm saying, so the more you push

24:29

it, you know, the more, the more farther right

24:32

people want to go, the farther left people go. So

24:34

it's kind of this weird dichotomy where

24:36

they almost feed themselves by just, it's

24:38

like a magnet that doesn't stick together.

24:41

You know, they're just, they want to try to push them together. We

24:43

just become more polarized.

24:45

What else have you been thinking about

24:47

lately? Are you, are you doing

24:49

anything else? Well, I guess you're going to constantly be reinventing

24:52

yourself, but like, do you, do you like set these things up?

24:54

Like that's what I'm going to do next month, month after that, I'm going

24:56

to do that. Or is it kind of just what's going on in

24:58

the news at the time? Well, to be honest,

25:00

I'm kind of frustrated. I recently went up to a project

25:03

Veritas to, uh, you know, I had

25:05

a bit where I was going to go there and talk to the CEO

25:07

about them ousting, you know, James,

25:10

and that ended up kind of getting messed up. I had some, you

25:12

know, project Veritas insiders and then they got kind

25:14

of leaked. So I'm just saying,

25:15

you know, I have some, you know, stuff on the horizon

25:17

where I want to go and confront some more people.

25:20

And I, and honestly the thing,

25:22

please guys, watch my show. I'm there at

25:24

the blaze grinding every day. I know I'm

25:26

begging. I don't care. I got a plug, Dave, in front of your

25:28

huge audience. I go insane for the Ukraine.

25:30

It's literally not telling anybody to ever do

25:32

LSD, but it would be like Tucker Carlson

25:35

on LSD and he is my biological

25:37

father. But no, no, honestly, Dave,

25:39

if I, like, what's bugging me the most

25:41

in society right now, it's like, you know, it's, you

25:43

know, I want to say politics, but I feel

25:45

like there's going to be, and I try to be

25:48

conspiratorial or whatever. But I just

25:50

think that if we don't watch out the idea

25:53

that you saw Tucker Carlson just put out, you know, they

25:55

want to see bugs. I really do. And it may not be in

25:57

our lifetime, you know, you know, you see all

25:59

this artificial.

25:59

intelligence, this and that. But I do believe

26:02

that one day they're gonna say because of climate change they

26:04

want us all to live in pods and they're gonna say here plug

26:06

into the metaverse and in the metaverse and here

26:08

on earth you only live for you live for like 70 years

26:11

but in the metaverse you live for a thousand years and

26:13

I don't believe they're gonna have the technology in our lifetime

26:16

but I do believe and I hate to be black-filled like

26:18

that I think that's the future they want us to be all

26:20

one sex where we basically can't procreate so

26:22

that they can you know basically you know depopulate

26:26

the world and if you don't think that's happening you know the

26:28

idea that they tell every single kid

26:29

to get an abortion yet every single

26:32

person that comes up through the southern border comes from

26:34

cultures where abortion is basically you know

26:36

just you know despised these people aren't having abortion

26:39

so it's just kind of weird they're basically depopulating

26:41

us right in front of our face so I just I

26:43

think for us as human beings we

26:46

cannot point to oh it's this country

26:48

doing this it's Ukraine doing this it's making my

26:50

life back you know you are responsible

26:52

for your happiness you are responsible for creating

26:55

a life that makes you happy you are responsible for

26:57

doing a job that you respect you like and

26:59

not being a debt

26:59

slave and not being a slave to you know

27:02

social media even though you and I are on it like crazy

27:05

sadly I've kind of say that hypocritical

27:07

because I'm addicted to social media but

27:09

like I said it is important for us

27:11

to find our own happiness and be our own you

27:14

know the man in the mirror you know

27:16

this Dave is not the government the government's

27:18

gonna kick us all day long the right side

27:20

the left the right wing the left wing are on the

27:22

same bird so you are in

27:24

charge of your happiness that's one thing I

27:26

try to you know tell people when I watch my show

27:29

or when you should very quickly you were you were

27:31

going black pill there but then you shifted to

27:33

the white pill very quickly right the black pill is

27:35

we all end up in matrix ready player one

27:37

minority report total recall

27:40

and then the the white pill is what you just said

27:42

there you don't have to participate and you can carve

27:45

out something on this mortal coil that's pretty

27:47

decent for you and

27:48

it sounds crazy but if you really look into

27:50

it a lot of these people like the Klaus Schwab's they

27:52

have all these think tank groups they kind of tell

27:55

us what they want to do you know they tell us that they want to scare

27:57

us of climate change but if you just look at people like

27:59

brocco

27:59

who bought a house in Martha's Vineyard, or

28:02

you look at Bill Gates who bought a house in, you know,

28:04

I believe like Southern, south of San Diego. These

28:06

people are so worried about the, you know, polar ice

28:08

caps melting. Why are they all buying beach houses? So it's

28:11

just, it's very hypocritical. They all fly on their

28:13

private jets that create emissions that are

28:15

insane. So it's just, if you really kind of see,

28:17

these people aren't even following their own rules, then you

28:19

don't become a victim because, listen,

28:21

Dave, now to get really sad, I joke

28:23

around a lot, but this is why I'm a man on a mission. You

28:25

know, my mother actually died in October, 2021.

28:28

She was

28:29

short of breath. I begged her, begged

28:32

her not to go to the hospital. She went to the hospital.

28:34

She was in there. She was kind of, she was breathing, we're talking.

28:37

We said, no room, desivir. They gave my mom room, desivir,

28:39

and she died five days later. Her organs

28:42

filled up with fluid, and she died in front of my, you

28:44

know, right in my arms, right in front of me. And

28:46

they literally murdered my mother. They did not

28:48

have any sympathy whatsoever. And these are

28:50

the same protocols. These people like Dr. Fauci, who

28:52

tested this vaccine on eight beagles. So

28:55

we really do have like a medical industrial complex where

28:57

I was a huge victim. So that's why like, I like

28:59

to laugh, because if I don't laugh, if I don't make fun of stuff,

29:01

I will cry. So I lost a person I love most

29:04

in the world. And so that's kind

29:06

of why I'm on this mission, Dave, to kind of

29:09

call out the absurdity, because I was

29:11

a victim of it, and I don't want anybody to feel sorry

29:13

for me. Do not. Your sympathy is not needed

29:15

for me. I hate that when people say, I'm so sorry. I'm

29:17

not telling you this to feel sorry for me. I'm

29:19

telling you this to warn you that there are bad things

29:22

that can happen to good people. To my mom,

29:24

we got vaccinated, because her doctor said that was the thing

29:26

to do, even though she knew it wasn't tested,

29:28

but she didn't want to lose the care of her primary

29:31

physician. So people got

29:33

bad information, and I

29:34

and my mother were victims of this thing.

29:37

So the only way that I think I can call it out

29:39

is not by being necessarily super

29:41

serious, but by mocking it, because

29:43

they mocked me, and they mocked my mom

29:45

when they gave her emdesivir, knowing that it

29:48

was not gonna help her.

29:51

Well, then instead of saying, I'm sorry about

29:53

your mom, I'll do the one thing that you want me to do,

29:55

which is give you a chance to promote your show.

29:58

Yeah, it's okay.

29:59

with Alex Sinon. Don't feel sorry for me guys. My mom

30:02

is my biggest fan. She's my biggest fan. That's the only thing that

30:04

sucks too. Now I work for Glenn Beck. Now

30:06

I've got a cool studio.

30:07

I've got all this crap going on. I'm making

30:09

a little bit of change. You know, I'm acting strange.

30:12

You can pay a little bit of change and I don't even get to share

30:14

it with her. So I want to share it with you, the

30:16

audience. Come watch my show. You're going to see me go unhinged.

30:18

You're going to see me happy, sad, every

30:20

emotion because I'm prime time 99. I wear my emotions

30:23

on my sleeve and I just want to say thank you so

30:25

much for letting me come on your program. And

30:27

dude, it is an honor and privilege. I know

30:29

you get hate, but I think any hate, not that you get a lot of hate,

30:32

but I think that's what it takes. Like if everybody

30:34

universally loved you and I, then we wouldn't

30:36

be controversial or edgy. So that's

30:38

what I think that makes you so special. So Dave,

30:40

thank you so much for letting me come on.

30:42

Stein, I know you're hunkered down there with Glenn

30:44

Beck, you know, Sharon Abed in Dallas, but

30:46

you come out to the free state of Miami dinner on

30:49

me. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. All right, Dave.

30:51

Well, anytime.

30:59

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