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Because we did to huge trade podcast
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podcast will be a little brief, but I'm going
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to give you my Super Bowl picks in a
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preview or Troy Aikman. He's going to tell some
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great stories from his days of the Cowboys. He's
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always a lot of fun. We have him on.
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I'll take a look at home so talk party
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we break down the Super Bowl with the Chiefs and
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49ers with three-time Super Bowl winner Troy Aikman, I'll give
2:06
you my pick and my thoughts, a little history, and
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how I came to my conclusion. It's
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not super complicated. I'm picking the Chiefs because I
2:13
just can't pick against my homes a third time
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in the same playoff season. I
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just can't do it. And we'll talk a little bit about that at
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the end. Now, if we
2:22
look at Kansas City
2:24
and their spreads in previous Super Bowls,
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their first win against the Niners, they
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were favored by one. The
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next year against Tampa, where they got smoked, they
2:33
were favored by three, then it was Rams and
2:35
Cincinnati. And then last year, when they beat Philadelphia,
2:38
the Eagles were favored by a point and a
2:40
half. Looking at the line today, as
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I've been in Vegas, I've seen it either two and
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a half or two. Of course,
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San Francisco favored. So
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we've had 57 Super Bowls. How
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about these numbers? You guys are good at this. There
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were no totals, so there
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was no over under play for the first Super Bowl.
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So we've had 56 Super Bowls with
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a total that you could bet on. It's
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28 and 28 on over unders. Favorites
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are 28 and 26 with two pushes and
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one pick them in there. So
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you dig through it and you're like, hey, I wonder how well the
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favorite has done over the years. I wonder
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how well the dogs have done. Three straight dogs
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have covered. That includes Cincinnati plus
3:24
the four and a half and their loss against L.A. 23
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to 20. So
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if we look at Kansas City and who they've
3:30
been this season, we know that the offense has
3:32
been a big part of the story because you're
3:34
like, this is not what we expected. And certain
3:36
losses this season where you think, can I actually
3:38
write this team off, especially with well as Baltimore
3:40
had played. And some of the other teams are
3:42
still flirting with Buffalo had their own issues and
3:44
turned things around. We love Miami for a little
3:47
while. I've been flirted with the idea of Jacksonville,
3:49
which I immediately regretted and try to retract
3:51
as soon as I possibly could since they
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had their issues because of injuries. So
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the AFC at the top, it just felt like
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you're always worried about the Chiefs, but they're. Just
4:00
a lot of momentum stories that made you think
4:02
will How much longer can I keep buying in
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this team that is not even close to being
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the same they as they were ah offensively in
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the Superbowl seasons and even another season when they
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losses Cincinnati. So if you look at their Super
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Bowls the first one there were fifteen points scored,
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the second one they were six and points scored
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their third one they were first and points scored.
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In. This year they're fifteenth and points scored.
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So a completely different team also twelve
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and for fourteen into fourteen and three.
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But this year with six losses, we
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know the defense's a big reason why
4:29
they're even here. Let's look at the
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losses because when I went through these.
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And. Remember watching every one of these games.
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He just saw things that on paper you
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like. I'm homes get the ball late in
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the game. That's. Probably a rat have
4:43
been really work to help that way for
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much of the season. First week against Detroit.
4:47
Most is what had happened for Kids City
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to lose as many games. By the way,
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first week against sure they lose know Calcio.
4:53
Chris Jones their down twenty one twenty on
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downs. Ah, There's also a pick six
4:58
off at various tony on a tip pass
5:00
to get a pick six. Those two guys
5:02
out there and yet kids, a city still
5:04
had the football chants late. And then
5:06
they turn over on downs as number one
5:09
in one of their six losses. Denver. Week
5:11
Eight Five turnovers. mom's had the flu His
5:13
Qb rating of fifty nine point one is
5:15
the second lowest of his career so that
5:18
was a bunch of factors know laid down
5:20
situation there to cigarette smoke as the five
5:22
turnovers. Week eleven they lose the Philadelphia Philadelphia.
5:24
That point it clinched one that commence but
5:27
at that point had the best single record
5:29
in the Nfl Second ten. One.
5:31
Fifty to go. Mbs
5:33
drops of fifty one yard touchdown. he
5:35
was clear. Now granted you know maybe
5:37
he's tackle that the waterfalls down to
5:39
get touched but they're probably win that
5:41
game. They turned over on downs a
5:43
second time on that last drive their
5:45
from home that season. Down.
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Twenty One seventeen A lose the game. Green.
5:50
Bay Week Thirteen, Down. Twenty Seven, Nineteen.
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My. Home's ends up with for
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incompletions to end the game. But.
5:58
There was a we your pass
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interference. On. M B as in this one
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on a deep shot that may have wanted forum. Doesn't.
6:05
Matter their down a they would have to
6:07
get the two point conversion as well. Another
6:09
game that ends on downs with Mom's Buffalo
6:11
last week. Fourteen down, twenty to seven, we
6:13
know the place. Second: ten. Chelsea.
6:16
Lateral, so too could areas Tony for
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a game winning touchdown. Always it looks
6:20
that way. Tony is called for office
6:22
of Offsides. Everybody loses their mind on
6:25
that one. So that's another game that
6:27
ends on downs. and then week sixteen
6:29
against Vegas. In that last it took
6:31
to defensive touchdowns, there was a late
6:33
touchdown scored by the Chiefs. To.
6:36
Make it better from twenty and saw Twenty
6:38
seven the scored Sony fourteen so scoreless little
6:40
the closer. But the reason I go to
6:42
overall those is that we actually saw something
6:44
from homes you're not used to seeing you'd
6:46
expect me deliver maybe and half of the
6:48
four times a turn over on downs, the
6:50
Denver losses, whatever I mean, Green Bay legitimately
6:52
beat him except for the pass interference things
6:54
again so smooth things are going to have
6:56
to happen. but that's how you look at
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their six losses. I know it's. Very.
7:00
Easy for teams, especially ones that have losing records
7:02
and the coach comes in a camp the next
7:05
year goes. I know we had a one score
7:07
loss as you're just sort of like everybody in
7:09
the entire league. But. From a homes
7:11
to Not. Get. Those things done and
7:13
a have so many individual things of your
7:15
teacher any go well. that was weird and
7:17
that was weird. You just keep adding a
7:19
mop. It's. How you get to six losses
7:22
for team now that I'm to take the win?
7:24
The Superbowl. So the number that scares the hell
7:26
outta me though in taking the Chiefs. Is
7:28
We know that San Francisco loves their zone
7:31
blocking scheme for the runs and that you
7:33
have killed who's probably best blocking tight end
7:35
who just seems to love destroying people off
7:37
the edge and all the different things you
7:40
can do with Depot in Motion and Trent
7:42
Williams the best tackle in the game and
7:44
Mccaffrey who you don't really know what to
7:46
expect other than you expected, all with where
7:48
they want to use him in his versatility.
7:51
Can't cities thirty first in yards per carry
7:53
against sewn runs so you'd imagine they're going
7:55
to try to load the box tower that
7:57
slow it down. maybe the niners are looking ahead some
8:00
ball control here to keep the ball out of my home's
8:02
hands. But that would mean the corner
8:04
backs are going to just have to man up the
8:06
entire game and win their
8:09
matchups. And they have the corners
8:11
to do that. So the number that makes me
8:13
feel good is if you look at Kansas City
8:15
as they close the season against Diggs, Tyree, Kiljemar,
8:17
Chase, and Devontae Adams, those four receivers,
8:19
all number one options, all at the top of
8:21
list for the best receivers in the game, had
8:23
a combined 12 receptions for 128 yards. Kansas
8:27
City allowed the fourth fewest yards this
8:30
season, two receivers in the league. You
8:32
could come at me with his eight flowers numbers, five catches,
8:34
one 15, but the 30 yard touchdown was a weird play.
8:36
And then a busted coverage on the 54 yard
8:39
completion to him. And that was the one where
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he actually got hit with a penalty, although his
8:44
day would get worse. San
8:46
Francisco has felt like the best team all
8:48
season long. I picked him this
8:50
summer to make it to the Super Bowl to face the
8:52
Bills. I was wrong on the AFC side. I
8:54
just, I guess I don't want to pick my homes every single
8:57
year, even though I feel like I'm probably going to, uh, basically
9:00
San Francisco took three weeks off in
9:02
October, Baltimore handed him an ass
9:04
kicking. That game was so dominant for
9:07
the Ravens that he almost just
9:09
kind of chalked it up to going, all
9:11
right, this was the premier matchup and Baltimore
9:13
absolutely handled them. But are you really
9:15
going to get five interceptions if they were to
9:18
play each other again in the Super Bowl? Like
9:20
it was Baltimore sitting here this week. I
9:22
might even pick San Francisco just because it's football.
9:24
And at this level, I don't think that game's
9:27
going to play out that way. If you played
9:29
it a hundred more times, but
9:32
I can't tell if San Francisco being
9:34
down in both playoff games to Detroit
9:37
and green Bay is
9:39
something that's good for party and
9:41
this team. There's a lot of pieces left from the last
9:44
time they matched up, but for purty, who clearly wasn't there,
9:46
it was Garoppolo when they played in the Super Bowl against
9:48
the Chiefs and lost late. Is
9:51
that that scar building that I talk about in
9:53
pro sports where you have to kind of go
9:55
through stuff and get those scars to prove how much
9:57
tougher you can be? Is that a good
9:59
thing? or is it a... Find at San Francisco
10:01
isn't really as dominant as
10:03
I have felt they are.
10:06
Throughout. The season with Just Ass Kicking said
10:08
they've handed out some of the better teams in
10:10
the league. I still think services
10:12
because really get. Okay, But my
10:14
home's has. Mentally.
10:17
Dominated me these last couple weeks. The Bills
10:19
thing was a bit of hey if the
10:21
Bills time and he picked him Baltimore. I
10:24
change my mind. that came all week long.
10:26
And. Then I came down to lox. Miami
10:28
didn't have enough guys defensively. Baltimore or Suny
10:31
Buffalo was missing so many people on that
10:33
side of the football, Baltimore's the best defense
10:35
in the league in they have all their
10:37
dues and by the way, that Baltimore defense
10:40
didn't unfathomable thing getting kinda seated upon fi
10:42
street possessions in the second half and shutting
10:44
about. We can talk about game planning and
10:46
trying to run the clock on the kind
10:48
of stuff, but that Ravens defense actually showed
10:51
up and it still wasn't enough. So.
10:53
If I'm being really honest about this
10:55
pic, Is I don't
10:58
know that I can go oh three
11:00
being it's the homes in the same
11:02
playoffs. But. I'm gonna be okay.
11:05
I'll. Be okay if I spend wrong as opposed
11:07
the other games like there's another game I was
11:09
a good about. Of all the years I've picked
11:11
the Superbowl. Where. I
11:14
remember the Eagles Pats match up.
11:17
Six. Years ago. And. I
11:19
was like souls against Bella Check and that
11:21
pass defense wasn't great body mean so I
11:23
knew it was somewhat of weakness. As
11:25
it is false. Really gonna beat Bella checks.
11:28
And. With Brady on the other side. And.
11:31
Then the Eagles put a five hundred and thirty eight yards of
11:33
offense. One that Super Bowl by the way. Have you ever could.
11:35
Fathom. the Patriots villages are going have six
11:37
hundred and thirteen yards breeze. gonna throw over
11:40
five hundred and they're going to lose a
11:42
Super Bowl. The Nick Foles is probably one
11:44
of the most unlikely explanations of a Super
11:46
Bowl you could ever have a source the
11:48
outcome. So when I got that one wrong,
11:50
our like, you know what? I.
11:53
Can live with that. And. Are you kidding?
11:55
They lost that game. And.
11:58
That's kind of how I feel with this one. She's.
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13:12
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13:19
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13:21
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13:23
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Troy. What's up? Yeah, yeah, you bet. Thanks for having
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me. So I think I've asked a version of
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this question about a hundred times in all the years I've worked
15:35
with people that have played in Super Bowls and you get talked
15:37
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15:40
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15:42
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15:44
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15:47
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15:49
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He. How does that felt? Ah, the playing
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We didn't have but a couple of guys
16:06
who had really had even much playoff experience.
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You were going against the Buffalo team that
16:11
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16:15
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16:41
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16:43
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16:45
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16:47
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16:50
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16:52
Gonna be a quarterback. And. There's
16:54
going to be a team. That. Is
16:56
going to realize a childhood dream and from
16:58
a Homs he gets to do it again
17:00
it would be as third. Ah,
17:02
and I think that's exciting part as you
17:05
prepare during the week is knowing that within
17:07
just a few more days. Ah,
17:10
What? Your work so hard for. You.
17:14
Have a chance to figure out whether or not
17:16
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17:18
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17:20
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17:22
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17:24
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17:26
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17:28
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17:30
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17:32
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17:35
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17:37
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17:39
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17:42
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17:44
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17:46
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17:48
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17:50
we won our first Superbowl because
17:52
the feelings are so amazing, sits
17:54
on like it's indescribable. I mean,
17:56
it's unlike anything else. The.
17:58
new experience in life. The
18:01
only thing that really compared to it for
18:04
me was the birth of my children. And
18:07
so when you experience something that feels
18:09
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18:11
go back and you want to do it again and
18:13
again and again. And so, you
18:16
know, they get a chance to see
18:18
what they're all about. And
18:20
those guys, you know, I think
18:22
of a guy like Dan Marino,
18:25
who, you know, made it
18:27
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18:30
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18:32
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18:34
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18:37
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18:39
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18:41
Super Bowl. I hate it for all those players that
18:43
didn't get a chance to do that. But
18:46
you do have a little smile on your face, as
18:48
you say. Well, I say, you know, I am Marino,
18:50
you know, Jim Kelly, I beat him twice and he
18:52
lost four in the Super Bowl. And I hate it
18:54
for Jim, too. You know, there's others. Yeah,
18:57
I mean, not at the expense of me losing one.
18:59
I don't want that. But it
19:02
just if you've never felt it, you
19:05
really don't know what you're missing. And
19:07
there's a lot of players, a lot
19:09
of great players that have given so
19:12
much to the game that haven't had
19:14
that opportunity. When we
19:16
look at Mahomes, you know, it's still early
19:18
in his career, despite some of the lofty
19:20
conversations that we have him in. And the
19:22
idea that I think a couple of weeks
19:25
ago, I said that I'm open to
19:27
the idea that he could potentially catch
19:29
Brady's resume, which still seems impossible. But
19:31
just his ability, you know, you
19:33
played the position at the highest level, his
19:36
ability. Like, what what
19:38
list is he on for you as far
19:41
as just pure talent at the position? Well,
19:43
as someone who played the position,
19:45
I have an appreciation for how hard
19:48
it is. You know, he
19:51
I think the great ones were able to do
19:53
that. I think of a guy like Joe Montana,
19:56
who, you know, was almost like a ballerina in
19:58
the pocket. You know, he made everything just
20:00
look effortless. And Mahomes
20:02
kind of has that ability
20:05
as well, that he just looks like he
20:07
doesn't look like he's exerting as much effort
20:09
as everyone else. Like he's just he understands
20:11
it and is playing at a little bit
20:13
of a different level. And I think that
20:16
what I see of Patrick is that
20:18
in the most critical moments, the game
20:20
really seems to slow down more
20:23
for him. And he just has a
20:25
patience and a calm in
20:27
the pocket and is able to put
20:30
the ball, he's got so much confidence in his
20:32
ability to put the ball wherever he wants to.
20:34
And he gives his receivers an opportunity to make
20:36
a play. I mean, even in the
20:38
AFC championship game, time after time, he
20:41
just lays the ball and, and
20:43
depends on his players being able to adjust
20:46
and make plays. And he puts it where
20:48
only his guy can get to it. And
20:50
it's pretty remarkable. And I know there's a
20:52
lot of conversation about where does Patrick rank
20:54
and where will he rank when it's all
20:56
said and done compared to Tom
20:59
Brady. And it's, it's hard to imagine. I
21:01
mean, I know when I was playing
21:03
the thought of winning four Super Bowls or
21:06
five to pass Bradshaw in
21:08
Montana, you know, seemed insurmountable. And
21:10
then, you know, of course, Brady
21:12
was able to win seven and, and it's hard
21:14
to imagine that anyone will be able to do
21:16
that. But, you know,
21:19
my guess is at some point in
21:21
time in history, somebody will. And Patrick
21:23
Mahomes has as good of an opportunity as
21:25
anybody, but I also know that it,
21:29
it doesn't just continue, you know,
21:31
it's like when
21:33
we won our third Super Bowl, I
21:35
did not think for a second that that was the end
21:37
for us. And yet we, we kind
21:39
of went off the cliff, you know, a year later
21:41
and we were done. I mean, our run was over.
21:43
And so it usually ends
21:45
before you realize it's ending. And,
21:48
you know, you'd think with
21:50
Mahomes that he'll continue to be a
21:53
contender, but again, you just never
21:55
know. What's the list
21:57
of just when you watch somebody throw the football?
22:00
where you're amazed. Like I think Elway is always
22:02
kind of on it. Marino
22:04
with the release, I think Rogers on some
22:07
of the velocity throws, he throws in the
22:09
red zone, it's just that the store was
22:11
so hard for even the best quarterbacks. Like
22:13
how long is the list that I think Mahomes is
22:16
also on? I mean,
22:19
I have a lot of respect for a lot of the guys
22:21
that you mentioned and those that
22:23
played guys I watched growing up
22:25
guys I competed against Elway, Marino,
22:28
Jim Kelly, Warren Moon. You
22:30
know, there's a lot of them, but I
22:34
probably am not as impressed. I'm
22:37
not as easily impressed, I guess is a better way
22:39
of saying it is what, you know, maybe some some
22:41
others are. I think I think
22:43
arm strength is vastly overrated.
22:45
What usually what usually impresses
22:48
me one is
22:50
I like the guy who is not worried
22:52
about his own stats that just wants to
22:54
win. And you can tell, I
22:56
mean, you can tell when you hear their comments,
22:58
you can hear when players make comments after games
23:00
as to where their heart really is, do they
23:02
really just want to win or
23:04
yeah, they want to win. But really, it has
23:06
more to do with whatever their numbers are. And
23:08
so that's what I admire most in
23:11
the quarterbacks that I respect. And
23:13
then the other part of that is that
23:16
the ability to put the ball where you
23:18
want to put it. And it's
23:20
not easy. I've always felt that
23:23
if you made a list of the
23:25
of the criteria that's important to play
23:28
the position, number one on that list
23:30
for me is accuracy, because you
23:32
can you can be tough, you can have a
23:34
great arm, you can be smart, you can you
23:37
can beat everything else. But if you can't put
23:39
the ball where you want to put it. Nothing
23:42
else matters. I mean, your job is to throw
23:44
the football and get it to the people who
23:46
can who can make plays for you. So that's
23:48
number one. And the guys that are
23:50
able to do that, I have
23:52
a real appreciation for. And both these guys can
23:56
do that, that are playing in this game. I
23:58
Think because of Purdy's profile. He you'll.
24:00
See the wins and then at one point
24:02
with the statue like I guess is going
24:04
to mvp. And then I think
24:06
because of the town of the roster with
24:09
the Niners in the fact that in a
24:11
Shanahan is so well respected with the system
24:13
it would he does sources is play calling.
24:15
I'm it me because his to News Thirty
24:17
Troy where. Else he gets this one
24:19
this weekend. it's like okay now we're allowed all say
24:21
he's one of the better quarterback to leave, but how
24:23
do you view him? Yeah. And I'll
24:26
they do. I don't know that they
24:28
will because he's done an awful lot
24:30
already. And it's it's what's you have
24:32
to overcome. When. You're taking on
24:34
the seventh round and and and that's that's
24:36
what he's fighting the now if he wins
24:38
a Super Bowl and. Anyone's another
24:41
super all I like. Slowly the you
24:43
know that facade goes away and that
24:45
people start to recognize him for what.
24:48
He really is, but there's no question on my
24:50
mind that if he were a first round pick,
24:53
We. Would be talking about him far differently than
24:55
were talking about right now, and there's no doubt
24:57
that he's got really good players around him. And.
25:00
If you're going to win in the Nfl, you
25:02
have to have that. Joe. Montana had
25:04
that Terry Bradshaw had that I had
25:07
that. And I think a lot
25:09
of times you overlook just how good a lot
25:11
of these players are that make up this roster.
25:13
But. There's. No doubt that he's got a
25:15
lot of good players around him, but when you
25:17
watch him, you can see that he puts the
25:19
ball where he has to put it and he
25:21
makes plays. Your. When he needs
25:23
to make them and so I hear
25:26
it, he's a game manager. Ah, I
25:28
don't agree with the term. But.
25:30
I think when you say that you,
25:32
you don't appreciate the key third down
25:35
throws in the things that a quarterback
25:37
has to do to sustain a drive.
25:39
And to score points out a big fan
25:41
I'm a big fan of Rockford is either
25:44
you the how the player. I. Think
25:46
is wired right? He. Wants to win
25:48
His team comes from them and all the things
25:50
that we just talk about a moment ago. I.
25:52
Feel that he possesses. I've. Had
25:55
a career long obsession. Were trying to
25:57
figure out disposition. You know? he had
25:59
dominate Foxworth. Recently and he was like
26:01
what the stuff the Peyton Manning did before
26:03
the snap was why use bait man is
26:05
like the rest stop throwing in the accuracy
26:07
analysis of is it but what he would
26:09
get us to do. In. A playoff
26:12
game defensively and then just give it
26:14
away. You know, a egos. That's the
26:16
part that I admit. That when
26:18
I'm watching, as long as I watch the sport
26:20
it's still really hard for us the didn't play
26:22
the position a truly understand the difference. like we
26:24
can look at three hundred yards a couple such
26:26
as been a dog as a guy's awesome and
26:28
appreciated a little differently and I don't mean down.
26:30
To like. You. Know call out a mixture
26:33
busy but I remember when you call that
26:35
Bears Saints game. And.
26:37
I. Really enjoyed the you were like
26:40
looking at the score again time and
26:42
situation kind of looking at the waitress
26:44
you strong support your light hey man.
26:47
We need we need to start raising
26:49
the level of risk. Essentially, I imagine
26:51
you notice that with almost everybody on
26:54
Sunday for a. Yeah. I
26:56
think that. You don't run this
26:58
fantasy world fantasy football and am and I
27:00
got it. You know that I'm in the
27:03
fans that are playing they they are about
27:05
touchdowns and yards and and all those things
27:07
but. I
27:09
could name quarterbacks I'm not going to. Bet.
27:13
That. Could. Never. On T that
27:15
could have one. And could one day. But.
27:18
They don't understand how to play the position. And.
27:20
What I mean by that is not
27:23
every situation society and if you gotta
27:25
if you if you're down. Twelve
27:27
points. In the late
27:29
in the third, you play differently as a
27:31
quarterback than you do. If you're up for
27:34
points, you know in the same point in
27:36
the game if your defenses planned great. And.
27:38
You've got a one possession lead and you're in the
27:40
red zone. Then. Appeal
27:43
goal is a big deal and you're not
27:45
taking chances with the football and so you
27:47
you go into a game with an idea
27:49
as to what you're going to have to
27:52
do if I brought party. I
27:54
would go into this game thanking. God
27:57
for sale. things unfold, but. chance
28:00
we're going to be able to score some points.
28:02
You know, this quarterback and this offense is capable
28:04
of getting high. And then you
28:06
wait and you see how it goes. And
28:09
then as the game goes along, you adjust
28:11
what you're thinking. And on third downs, depending
28:13
on what all is happening with score, how
28:15
your defense is playing, how are you playing,
28:17
how are guys, are they getting open? What's
28:19
the defense? All of those things,
28:21
that then affects what you're
28:23
doing yourself and who you're trying to
28:25
get the ball to and how much risk you're willing
28:28
to take. And so I watch
28:30
it and I see
28:32
a lot, I see some quarterbacks that,
28:36
that go out and play every play as
28:39
though it's, it's the first play of the game
28:41
and, and sling it
28:43
all over the place. And that's not how
28:45
you win football. And Tom Brady, the
28:48
reason he has won more football games
28:50
than anyone, one, he, he, he played,
28:53
he played a long time, but
28:56
I watched him on teams in
28:59
New England when they couldn't block anybody and
29:01
he would not take a sack in the game, would
29:04
not take a sack. And then you get to the
29:06
fourth quarter and you give yourself a chance
29:08
to make a play and win a game. That's
29:10
winning football. And there's a lot of other
29:12
quarterbacks you could put on some of those
29:14
teams. They wouldn't have come close to accomplishing
29:16
what they accomplished with Tom and quarterback. Yeah.
29:19
And I completely agree. And I, I love
29:21
that moment because I think, you
29:23
know, I, I understand the job and
29:25
you don't want to be negative, but it was just
29:27
such a great moment for me at home and everybody
29:29
else that was at home listening to somebody like you
29:31
would play the position just going like, okay, like this
29:34
is kind of what I need. And it's something I
29:36
always kind of look for because
29:38
of moments like that when you're teaching us. I
29:40
want to, I want to talk prep
29:42
here a little because you're on these
29:45
Cowboys teams, they're really good. So it's not like you want
29:47
to change who you are, but you
29:49
also realize that they have all this extra
29:51
prep time for you, depending on whether it
29:53
was Buffalo or it's Pittsburgh or something like
29:55
that. How do you balance going? Let's not
29:57
deviate too much from, from, from what I've
29:59
done. to get here, but let's
30:01
also realize that they're really good and they're really smart
30:03
and they have all such a prep. Like how do
30:06
you balance staying true to who you are with also
30:08
wanting to maybe throw a wrinkle in there that they're
30:10
not expecting? Yeah, it's a good question. And you
30:13
do run that risk and you
30:15
run that risk in
30:17
the regular season when you have a bye week. And
30:20
yet what's at stake is
30:22
not quite what's at stake when
30:24
you're going into a Super Bowl. So the
30:27
way most teams did it, it's the way
30:29
we did it. And I'm pretty confident in
30:32
saying it's the way all teams continue to
30:34
do it is you have that bye week.
30:36
And so you put in the offense, if
30:38
you've got any new wrinkles, you put it
30:40
in and you work on
30:42
those things while you're at your facility during
30:45
that off week and you go to the
30:47
host site, in this case, Las
30:49
Vegas, and you've got a pretty good feel
30:51
for what this game plan is. And you
30:53
know, like every week, there's going
30:55
to be a few different wrinkles. You're going
30:57
to see defensively and you're going to have
31:00
a few different wrinkles offensively as well. But
31:02
you really, you've got to
31:05
be careful in trying to, in
31:07
trying to put in some things that
31:09
give you a chance and then not
31:12
allowing the players to just go play.
31:14
Because this element that we talked about
31:16
earlier, you
31:18
don't know how players are going to react in
31:20
the Super Bowl. You just don't, especially the ones
31:22
that are handling the football. And it's what I
31:24
enjoy most about watching the Super Bowl is
31:27
how do, you know, for this game, I'm not
31:29
worried about Patrick, because as we mentioned, the games
31:31
he's played in and the Super Bowl he's played
31:33
in, but I'm interested in watching Brock
31:35
Purdy early in this game and how he throws the
31:37
ball and is he on target? You know, does he
31:39
show any nerves? Can you see
31:41
that as a viewer? But
31:46
that's the balance that I think all coaches
31:48
have to weigh and they all do as
31:51
to how much are we going to put in in order to
31:53
give us a few chances that we
31:55
might not otherwise have without overloading and
31:57
getting away from who we really are.
32:00
they are. Were you ever surprised? Maybe it doesn't even
32:02
have to be a Super Bowl because I know the first two got a
32:04
little aggressive on the point differential there, but
32:06
I don't know if there's an NFC game, maybe gets
32:08
the Niners or something where you're like, okay, you come
32:10
back to the sideline after a couple series going, wow,
32:12
I didn't expect this. Well,
32:15
I will say the first Super
32:17
Bowl that we were in, you know,
32:20
we got down early and
32:23
we were young. We were the youngest team in football and
32:26
I mean, everyone was losing their minds. I mean, that
32:28
we couldn't get, I mean, we couldn't get lined up.
32:30
We knew what the first 20 plays were on Friday.
32:33
We couldn't get lined up. I mean, it was, it
32:35
was, there was a lot of adrenaline and a lot
32:37
of emotion, you know, and, and
32:39
I thought, I remember going to the sidelines and
32:41
it was like a bad dream initially. And I,
32:44
and if you, if someone had told me right
32:46
then that this game's going to end in a
32:48
blowout, I would have said, no
32:51
doubt we're on the receiving end of the blowout, you
32:53
know, because it was, it was not good.
32:55
Uh, so that,
32:57
you know, obviously we were able to
32:59
regroup and pull it together. I will say
33:01
that I don't know if this was
33:03
your question, but we used
33:06
to watch San Francisco film every week.
33:08
Uh, nor turn our offensive coordinator in order,
33:10
because they were so good offensively with Steve
33:13
young at quarterback that we would see if
33:15
there was any plays they were running that
33:18
fit what we were doing offensively. You can't just
33:20
say, well, this team's doing this and it works
33:22
and then put it in your own offense because
33:24
it doesn't always match up with what you're doing
33:27
as an offense. But there was a play that
33:29
San Francisco had run, uh,
33:32
in, in the divisional round in
33:34
the playoffs and they were throwing the ball to
33:37
Ricky waters and they would run
33:39
these routes down the field. Ricky waters would come out
33:41
of the backfield. They'd hit him and they were getting
33:43
big games out of it. So we
33:46
liked the play. In fact, we
33:48
liked it so much. We put it in, in the
33:50
NFC championship game that week to
33:53
go against San Francisco's defense because what
33:56
they were doing was similar to the
33:58
defensive 49ers. had faced
34:00
the week before. We put it
34:02
in in our second NFC Championship game and
34:05
Emmett Smith had a huge game catch in the ball and
34:08
it was great. I mean, and so, you
34:11
know, we cherry pick plays, we do some things that
34:13
kind of work, but I don't even know if anyone
34:15
in San Francisco even knew that that's
34:17
what we had done. But their play that
34:19
we had seen the week before worked really well for
34:21
us against their defense and it helped us win the
34:23
game. So the last Super
34:26
Bowl question I have for you is because
34:28
I was going through the game logs and
34:30
clearly the first one, like I had forgotten
34:32
it was nine total turnovers for Buffalo. That's
34:34
that's a lot. The
34:36
listeners, that doesn't have very
34:38
often, you know,
34:40
and then you get up 30-13 in the
34:42
second one. All right. So if you go to
34:45
the Pittsburgh one, because they had moved the football,
34:47
all right, you're up 2017, you take a sack
34:49
on second down, it's third and 17, it's incomplete.
34:51
Was there any moment up 2017 with him getting
34:53
the ball back? We're here like, we, are
34:56
we in trouble here? No, perhaps the only
34:59
second half stress you've ever had in your
35:01
Super Bowl career. Yeah, we were, we
35:04
jumped up on them 10-0 and
35:06
things were rolling along pretty good. You know, they
35:08
were they were struggling. Neil had thrown an interception
35:10
early in that game and we had
35:13
taken a lead. It was
35:15
going as we had hoped.
35:18
And then they started to mount this
35:21
comeback. They had, they kicked an onside
35:23
kick after they scored after after one,
35:25
they got the ball. And
35:27
then the terrible towels came out prior to
35:29
that. We really thought it was predominantly a
35:31
cowboy fan fan base there at the stadium.
35:34
And then all of a sudden the terrible towels
35:36
come out and it felt like there were no
35:38
cowboys fans. It felt like it was all Steelers.
35:41
And I remember thinking, holy cow. I
35:43
mean, we're in a real dogfight. And
35:45
if, if, you know, Larry Brown was
35:47
the MVP of that game and he
35:49
got then his second interception in the
35:51
fourth quarter. And had he
35:54
not have made that interception, I'm
35:57
not certain we win that game. I mean, they had all
35:59
the momentum. And I know the, I
36:01
know the analytics says momentum's not a thing.
36:03
It's a thing. And it wasn't
36:06
that game. And so yeah,
36:08
a mistake by
36:10
Neil and their offense allowed us to win
36:12
the game, but that would have set that
36:15
up. The end of that game would have looked
36:17
a lot different and I would have been curious
36:20
to see how that might've ended if they had
36:22
been able to keep possession of the ball and
36:24
seeing what that drive, how it ended.
36:27
Right. And then Emmet two plays later into the
36:29
end zone and the rest is history. Before
36:31
we let you go, we talked to you
36:33
a year ago about eight
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elite light logger. Again, it's a year later. And
36:38
by the way, the branding and the image and
36:40
the can and everything like you've done a terrific
36:42
job with this and I'm a, I'm a light
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beer drinker. I don't like the
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crazy fancy stuff, but you found a way
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to take something a guy like me likes
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and make it the highest quality product. What's
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it been like a year later since we
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talked? It's been fantastic. And I just hired
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a, an amazing
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talent to run things and
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he's been incredible. Dave, David Rennie,
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it's light beer made right. And you
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know, what do I mean by that? And it's
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what you said that I've been a light beer
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drinker my entire life as well.
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And I just felt, I
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felt that it could be done better. And
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I had a period of my life where
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I, I'm very mindful of
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42:52
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42:57
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42:59
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43:01
be back shortly. So not a big deal. Not a
43:03
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43:05
to back carbon
43:08
dinners, I heard, right? Back to back carbon dinners. Shout out to Nick and
43:10
then Bernie
43:12
and then Julie on night two. And
43:15
I was so, I haven't been that full
43:18
in a long time. And then they came out
43:20
with... Well, look, I mean,
43:22
we could talk about carbon all day. Is it
43:25
hard to get into carbon? Because I've now gone
43:27
to the place right across the hall from that
43:29
twice. And both times I walked out, I'm like,
43:31
oh fuck, that's carbon. It's like a French place.
43:34
Yeah, both times I walked out of that French
43:36
place like, yeah, that was okay. And then I'm
43:39
like, oh shit, it's carbon. Like Drake said. So
43:41
is it hard to get in there? Like am I not
43:43
missing out because I probably wouldn't have got in anyway? It's
43:46
not hard when you're solo. Nice. Yeah,
43:53
so... There's the pro being alone. There
43:56
you go. Normally I can find
43:58
a way to get in. I
44:00
myself to sit there, I mean, I've had
44:02
a couple times, they're like, I don't know if you'll be able to get
44:04
a table. And since I'd be staying here,
44:06
I just be like, all right, whatever. I'll just go
44:08
up nine floors and get takeout or something. But
44:11
I was really looking forward to it. I didn't even tell anybody
44:13
what I was doing the first night I was here. So I
44:16
was like, I'm just going to go eat there and then I'll
44:18
adapt after. And I
44:20
got there. I had the last time I
44:23
was here for the in season tournament where I ate there. I
44:25
was just like, can I have six meatballs and a side of
44:27
pasta? And the guys like, you're going to eat six by yourself?
44:29
I was like, I'm going to try. And
44:32
I think I got through five and a half and the pasta. But
44:35
then some guy next to me started like handing me some of
44:37
his stuff. Like it turns into like a little party at the
44:39
bar. Like guys are just really friendly. Everybody's so happy to be
44:41
eating there. And he's like, Oh, you got to try
44:43
some of this. Yeah, yeah, I
44:45
would love it. I would. I
44:48
really would love it. Rottery at the bar, people sharing food. Oh
44:50
my God. I smoked the cigarette outside once. I don't
44:52
think you're supposed to smoke in that area, but I saw a
44:54
different guy doing it. He had
44:56
like a cup of water. But
44:59
it's it's it's all like gray areas in Vegas anyway, where
45:01
you can and can't. But it
45:03
looks like a good time. I can't remember the name of that
45:05
French place, but I hope I don't get tricked into doing it
45:07
again. And then walk. Yeah, no,
45:09
I know exactly. Like fucking car bones. I
45:11
did the same thing. So look,
45:14
I it was the next night and then I
45:16
taped with part of my tape, our NBA preview,
45:18
which will air in March. And
45:23
the cat was like, I've never been. I was like, well, we
45:25
can see if we can get in. And there was a couple
45:27
seats at the bar. And, you know, the
45:29
guy's been really nice over the years. And
45:32
so we went with the meatballs. We went
45:34
with the spicy rigatoni, which doesn't even taste
45:36
like pasta. It's like candy. It's so fucking
45:38
good. A little Caesar made right in front
45:40
of you. And then I
45:42
was like, let's just keep going here
45:45
because they have the cauliflower that's just
45:48
dipped in this vinegar thing. And
45:50
it's incredible. The bread's incredible. And
45:52
then just pepperoni slices just
45:55
all folded into each other. We just pop in
45:57
little pepperoni slices. You're waiting for the next thing.
46:00
So I was like, let's just get the veal parm. Like I
46:02
always get chicken parm, just get the veal parm. And
46:05
it was on the bone and it was so
46:07
good. It was actually like softer than chicken. It
46:10
was incredible how good it was. And
46:12
then they bring you these little like
46:14
rainbow cake, almond cookies, they
46:16
call them, but they're really, I think just
46:18
kind of dipped in frangelico and they
46:20
taste incredible. And
46:22
then at the end they were like, hey, here's
46:25
a slice of lemon cheesecake on top of it.
46:27
And I was like, thanks for coming in. And
46:29
I couldn't eat. I couldn't eat it. I was
46:31
like, you know, you do that
46:33
cheesecake bite at the back end where you're
46:35
just like, I want to hammer as much crust as I
46:37
can. So
46:39
veal parm is the
46:42
only thing I think I feel
46:44
guilty about eating for kind of obvious reasons.
46:46
But fucking A man, when veal parm is
46:48
like right, there's just nothing better on an
46:51
Italian menu than veal parm. Like I'm sorry.
46:53
It just, it's incredible. If you really do feel bad about it. I
46:56
kind of do because it's, you know, if you put the napkin over
46:58
your head, like Tom, I don't, I don't.
47:00
I just think about it. I think sometimes I
47:02
think about what I'm saying. I'm like, this kind
47:04
of sucks, but it's so freakin good. So
47:07
it's got to taste better than that deep fried bird.
47:09
Those guys were eating. Greg, great
47:12
acting from Greg in that scene. I
47:14
know the best is that he had to
47:16
eat with his grandfather before his stomach. And
47:19
it was the worst looking Asian food ever.
47:21
Terrible. It was so gross. But
47:24
his grandfather sucked. Principal
47:27
guy though. Principal guy. Like
47:30
how, how is it that my
47:32
money's the first portion
47:34
to Greenpeace? How is
47:37
that even more? All right. Let's
47:39
get to some emails here. By
47:41
the way, that, that night I ended up hanging
47:44
out with, you guess who's
47:46
a huge fan of the pod and we're going to have them on. Okay.
47:50
Yeah. Guessing window closed. Shannon Crowder.
47:53
All right. Not
47:55
as much excitement for that as I was. Now my dog started barking
47:57
and ruined the moment, but now you can tell me that it is.
48:00
That's kind of off brand. I do kind of like that. Valentine's
48:02
Day right around the corner. So we
48:04
do have one here that's fairly specific.
48:06
Might be my lane. Medium
48:09
time listener. Love the honesty. 6'4",
48:12
255. Basketball comp is Dirk. I
48:14
love the one leg baseline fade away and I'm
48:16
white. So I've heard Dirk yelled on the court
48:18
when I played pickup in NYC. All right. Trying
48:21
to do more. I love everyone pick up black guy. I'd
48:23
be like, yeah, I'm like black Dirk. That would be incredible.
48:25
That's an incredible comp. I know. Black
48:30
guy would be like, I'm a lot like Alex
48:32
Caruso. It
48:38
just never happens. Like whenever post
48:40
Dirk, it was out of control. Anybody
48:43
that was 6'11 and could shoot
48:45
and was international was Dirk. And if you were
48:47
6'8", you were Peja. It was like the laziest
48:50
shit ever. Just on and on. But
48:52
I still don't know that we've done any better with it. I
48:54
am always, whenever I'm doing draft prep, I'm always trying
48:56
to figure out, like try to come up with three
48:58
black players that remind you of white guys. And
49:01
I don't even know if I've ever gotten to three. Okay,
49:04
let's go. I'm
49:07
a big points guy. So I found a sweet
49:09
deal to go skiing in France and figure out
49:11
swing by Venice and Vienna while in Europe. This
49:13
is a solo trip. Being single, I failed to
49:15
realize one of my days in Venice falls on
49:17
Valentine's Day, potentially the worst city to be in
49:19
as a tourist on that holiday. Any
49:21
advice to take advantage of this? Take
49:23
advantage is an interesting way to... Okay,
49:26
I figure going to dinner at a nice restaurant
49:28
is going to be too depressing. I don't speak
49:30
Italian, so I just try to hang out at
49:32
bars. Is this hotel bar
49:34
restaurant day? Do you think any other people in
49:36
similar situations will be out and about? Not my
49:39
first solo trip, but seems like a new situation.
49:41
I'm curious to get your thoughts on. All
49:43
right. He
49:45
used the Dirk comp, so he's got to be a little
49:47
bit older, I imagine. Although it's not like Dirk has been
49:50
gone for that long. So if
49:52
you're younger, you just don't care. When
49:55
you're older, you might be a little bit more like, hey, how
49:57
far do I want to go with this? shots
50:00
up. If you're talking about what I
50:02
think you're talking about is crossing
50:05
glances at some other
50:09
solo traveler at a hotel bar who's
50:11
also by themselves on Valentine's Day, which
50:13
is a great opener. So like, hey,
50:16
you're pretty picky too, I see. You
50:20
know, you don't want to say like, oh, also a loser.
50:22
No, spin it the other way. Be like, I
50:25
see you don't waste your time with just anybody. How
50:27
about a white Russian? My
50:30
name is Sergei. Get it? So, you know, anyway,
50:32
right. Right. Although I don't know if the Russia
50:34
stuff plays right now. So I
50:36
would say that you're going
50:38
to have to go to a lot of
50:40
places to find that scenario for yourself. Because
50:43
I, I still think whenever
50:45
I'm in a bar, specifically in
50:47
Europe, there's just not a
50:49
lot of solo people. These aren't
50:51
solo mission people. They are so social.
50:54
They're always at tables. I'd touch on this New
50:57
Zealand lot. It's more likely to be a kid
50:59
there than there is like a solo person. Yeah.
51:03
Like, I'm not telling you being solo in the States
51:05
is always the greatest thing. Europe,
51:07
good fucking luck, bro. And
51:10
then on top of everything else, Venice. So
51:14
if you actually want to
51:16
meet somebody, you're going to have to
51:18
start like looking at the reward
51:20
point systems that reward American travelers
51:23
and hope like, I know why
51:26
you're doing it. What woman is
51:28
going to Venice by herself from Maryland?
51:31
What about Valentine's? Yeah,
51:34
wait. So yeah, but he doesn't even speak
51:36
Italian. I know. There's a massive barrier there,
51:38
especially when you're older. Look, if you're in
51:40
your 20s and you're going to clubs, you're
51:43
an American guy, and you're kind of fun
51:45
loving, and everybody's drunk enough, and you buy
51:47
some drinks, you just sort of hang out
51:49
and amoeba into the whole deal. It's more
51:51
than doable. I'm not saying it's super easy,
51:53
but it's totally doable. You start pushing late
51:55
30s, early 40s, don't speak the language, and
51:57
you're by yourself. So you go from like,
52:00
Hey, what's up with that guy? Is he
52:02
a mercenary? All right. Speaking
52:04
of firsthand knowledge, you'd be like, what are
52:06
you like in the military or something? Just
52:09
kind of like black water. Like,
52:11
no, I just I think I like hiking and I've
52:13
tricked myself into it as a hobby. You're
52:17
you're going to have to go to like
52:19
hotel bars likely only. Maybe
52:21
a cafe here and there. But, you know,
52:23
this is this probably is going
52:26
to be Oceans 12 for you, man. I
52:28
don't know. I think you should rather just find
52:30
out during instead of the
52:33
throw cost of the wind. I think you find out you can always
52:35
go home from a bar. That's what I've learned. So
52:38
yeah, but they're always together. They sit
52:40
at picnic tables. They're 12 to 20
52:42
deep. OK,
52:44
they're always together and they're having
52:46
the best time. And
52:48
they're just drinking their beers and they're
52:50
smoking their cigarettes. And they all seem to know
52:53
each other. You've got to be. A
52:56
fucking magician to pull off you
52:58
not being awkward in that setting.
53:01
Or you stay
53:03
sober and go out
53:05
really late and then
53:07
catch up with everybody else, as opposed
53:09
to awkward drinking all day long and
53:12
then putting yourself in a spot where everybody's like,
53:14
get this hammered American guy away from us. Yeah,
53:16
I don't think the like the chasing young
53:19
Venetian women is really going to work out for you. I
53:21
would say, I mean, again, I wish I know how old
53:23
you were, but if
53:26
your best chance for success and what I think you're looking
53:28
for is like, can you just find the college bars around
53:30
there? Like how can you like that a little bit easier
53:32
for you? If you're in your late 20s, it's probably fine.
53:34
If you're in your mid 30s, that's a little bit more
53:36
creepy. But
53:38
that's that's going to be because there's definitely going
53:40
to be there's going to be girls starting to broad
53:43
there. But who knows? Like you'd probably be pretty
53:45
successful. But if you're a little older, that's kind of
53:47
weird. Where do you think solo male ranks on
53:49
the on the League of Nations
53:51
out there? Like, is that solo male American?
53:54
Do you think are we still like a one seed, you
53:56
think? Or have we dropped? What are
53:58
you asking? I mean, like you're so. a solo male
54:00
American in Venice, right? Like, I don't know,
54:02
like is it better to be a solo
54:04
American dude in Venice or like Dublin? Well,
54:06
I guess you could speak the language. So
54:08
I'm like, France, probably not. I thought the
54:10
French were pretty tired of us. I don't
54:12
know. These are just all stuff I've heard.
54:15
But I'm wondering, like, is that a good spot to
54:17
be? Like, is that an attribute or is
54:19
it more of like a not an attribute
54:21
if you're there? The anti-American thing
54:23
is far more of like a Parisian thing than
54:25
it is a country-wide thing, at least based on
54:27
my experience. Then you'll even have people, like when
54:30
I was different from Arts of France, they're like,
54:32
dude, Parisians don't even like us. So
54:34
that's a Paris thing. So they
54:36
may, you may go there and feel like an asshole.
54:39
And I haven't spent any time there. So, but
54:41
from what I've experienced, like going into
54:43
a thing, like, oh, is everybody gonna be a dick or
54:46
whatever? I didn't, you don't even notice it. At least the
54:48
places that I've been. Italy
54:51
felt like there were more people there. I
54:55
mean, Dublin was a layup. Like Dublin, I got invited to
54:57
go to like a late night, but I
54:59
had a seven hour flight to Hartford the next day. And
55:02
I just went like, and I was out
55:04
by myself. It was actually my birthday. I
55:06
had a 23 hour layover in Dublin from
55:08
Naples. So they didn't, I
55:11
checked the bag and they wouldn't let me get it. So
55:13
I had to go to like a fucking convenience
55:15
store. All I had was one change
55:17
of shirt. I grabbed a hotel and then I walked
55:20
around Dublin. I checked out the university, which is really,
55:22
really cool. And then I was like, all right, I'm
55:24
just gonna take in all this music. It
55:26
was awesome, but it feels far less foreign than other
55:29
places I've been. And then I ended up at some
55:31
club that was inside of the hotel. Like I was
55:33
like, ah, shut it down here. It's in my hotel.
55:35
It's not that big of a deal. And I was
55:38
playing it pretty steady because I knew I had that
55:40
long flight the next day. And then
55:42
these guys were like, no, no, no, we're going to this thing.
55:44
But the thing is like Dublin closes early now.
55:46
Like guys are telling me when it used to
55:48
stay up really, really late, the fights were just
55:50
out of control, which was the least shocking part
55:52
of my research while I was there. So
55:55
Australians just seem to kill it. I'll tell you
55:58
that right now. Those guys have superpowers. can
56:00
go anywhere because they just I
56:02
think so they're rowdy right yeah they're rowdy enough the
56:04
accent is cool enough hard
56:06
to check up on their stories yeah
56:09
nobody's like yeah you probably did that you probably did that
56:12
yeah I feel like we spent a
56:14
lot of time on this one with zero answer whatsoever
56:17
so we just move on to another one sorry yeah
56:19
yeah sorry dude good luck okay maybe this
56:21
will be easier for us 27 years old 5 3 140 pounds not many gym
56:23
stats but huge cardio
56:27
guy currently training for half marathon
56:30
nbd poor man's marquee teague
56:33
oh I like that what's up team
56:35
huge fan of the pod I'm having some
56:38
major qualities teague like the brother he's even
56:40
not even Jeff teague yeah
56:42
but he even the best big deal yeah
56:44
he was supposed to be a really big deal but
56:48
he was not but I love the I love the humility
56:51
let me preface this with I'm not
56:54
really the confrontational type back
56:57
in October I moved in with one buddy let's
56:59
call him Nico and then his
57:01
friend from work let's call him Drake our
57:03
weight are these lyrics I don't know
57:05
you're my lyrics guy no I don't think so
57:07
I'm your I'm by the way I'm your like 2000
57:10
to 2014 lyrics guy yeah anything yeah he's like
57:20
that's from the game second CD
57:22
yeah that's Lloyd yeah
57:25
sorry what banks underrated
57:29
anyway derail that Steve sorry
57:32
I was prior living on my own and
57:36
living on my own and paying way too much and rent for
57:38
my space so I asked Nico if you wanted to move out
57:41
with me and he said yes claiming Drake was also
57:43
ready to move out the
57:45
Drake thing throws me off a bit here but
57:47
let's keep going now after months of haphazard looking
57:49
with the two we finally found our place we're
57:51
moving into a three-bedroom we were moving into a
57:53
three-bedroom two-bath pretty sweet spot it was further away
57:55
from work for me with the amount of saving
57:57
on rent splitting it three ways I really didn't
57:59
mind time to pay rent comes around and Drake
58:01
has not paid his amount. Nico was way closer with
58:03
Drake than he was with me. So I asked Nico
58:06
to handle it. Nico reports back that Drake claims he
58:08
got into a really bad car accident and is having
58:10
some difficulties paying it back. So I try and be
58:12
fair and cover him for the month. All right. Well,
58:14
we already know this is a fucking disaster.
58:16
A few more months go by
58:18
and now we're in the present where Drake has not
58:20
paid a penny for rent or any utilities. I've had
58:22
to cover him for months now and I'm paying significantly
58:24
more than when I was living by myself. This has
58:26
become a major point of contention for myself and Nico
58:29
where I'm now telling Nico if he's not going to
58:31
handle this with his friends and he's split what I've
58:33
paid with him where he claims his
58:35
own financial struggles. I'm growing more and more
58:37
concerned Drake will never pay because anytime he's
58:39
pressed for the money he claims issues with
58:41
Zell Venmo payouts and what he should be
58:43
able to send versus what he can send
58:45
this day. Well, here's the thing.
58:48
Venmo doesn't limit you at zero.
58:50
Yeah. Okay. Sorry,
58:54
dude. It might be a shady thing. If you can't use
58:57
Venmo right now, it's probably because you were fucking around
58:59
really. That's all for that being even
59:01
worse, son. Or you're lying. I've
59:03
had a few Venmo transactions where you go, hey, I
59:06
can only send this much today and then you're going
59:08
to let me clear it out where I can. But
59:11
when you had zero coming in for multiple
59:13
months and he's still blaming Zell and Venmo.
59:15
You can't send $900. That's because you're fucking
59:17
around or you're lying and you don't have
59:19
$900. Clearly, he's a deadbeat and
59:21
he's lying. He saw this as an opportunity to get away with this
59:23
shit and I don't even know why we're getting an email about it
59:25
because you already know what the answer is and I don't know what
59:27
answer you expect to get from us. So let's just finish. Every
59:30
conversation is met with some sort of emotional backstory as
59:32
well too. By the way, if you got into a
59:34
car accident while you lived with him and he couldn't pay rent,
59:36
wouldn't you be more aware of this said car accident? I was
59:39
going to ask. Is there
59:41
any evidence? Does he have some bumps and bruises on
59:43
him? It's like a doctor's
59:45
appointment. Have you seen him? Imagine not
59:47
getting in a car accident. Imagine saying,
59:49
hey, I can't pay rent. I got
59:51
in this nasty accident when you didn't
59:53
and just being that aggressive with the
59:55
lie that you're like, dude, terrible, terrible
59:57
accident. It's like, well, where's
59:59
your car? Like oh, we got it fixed already like
1:00:02
I'm broke I
1:00:07
don't want to be an asshole. I
1:00:09
don't think you would be here man, but I
1:00:12
also can't be held responsible to cover this guy
1:00:14
I'm not even friends with any suggestions how to
1:00:16
move forward. We greatly appreciate. Yes fucking stand up
1:00:18
for yourself You're getting played this guy's lying to
1:00:20
you. Yeah balance leave I mean your name is
1:00:23
probably on the lease try to find
1:00:25
a way to get out of it Fuck both of these
1:00:27
guys especially the landlord. Yeah, I say hey like I'm
1:00:29
trying to pay like these guys are playing around I'm trying to get
1:00:31
out great. Yeah, I mean you
1:00:33
might have a like there's no Reconciliation
1:00:36
here you were getting absolutely taken
1:00:39
advantage of and if this email
1:00:41
is real The
1:00:43
fact that you had to email this to us Where
1:00:47
it makes it think that you don't really
1:00:49
know how you should play it or what
1:00:51
the conclusion is is probably maybe even more
1:00:53
Alarming and why this happened to you in
1:00:55
the first place, but this should be
1:00:57
although a costly lesson now This should be
1:00:59
a major lesson in your
1:01:02
life where you go. Okay? I
1:01:04
mean shit like this happens to everybody, but
1:01:07
I really don't like that. You're even asking
1:01:09
us There's there's only one move look
1:01:11
out for yourself. These guys don't give a
1:01:13
fuck about you So why are
1:01:16
you even remotely understanding of any other
1:01:18
scenario other than the bad one? Yeah,
1:01:20
I mean I don't know how you guys pay your rent
1:01:23
if it's like you know if
1:01:25
you guys send your portions in or if it's like
1:01:27
you know, they give you the money and you and you send
1:01:29
in or whatever because that my my 19
1:01:33
year old apartment situation was we paid our
1:01:35
rent separately So he like
1:01:37
wasn't paying so the landlord came to me. He's like,
1:01:39
all right. What do you want to do here? It's
1:01:41
like this guy's not paying you're paying Like
1:01:44
do you want to break this lease and that's how I got out of it
1:01:48
So I looked at it that way but then he wasn't paying
1:01:50
his you know electric half So I was like,
1:01:52
well if he's not paying it, I'm not paying it So I
1:01:54
I ended up leaving with like a
1:01:56
thousand dollars to the electric company that I was like
1:01:58
wait What do you mean? So but that's me being
1:02:00
19. But if it's like if you guys pay
1:02:02
this separately, you just don't cover it. That's
1:02:04
cool. But if they're like sub tenants, and it's the whole
1:02:06
thing, like, you just have to find the fastest way to
1:02:08
get out of there because it's going to cost you less
1:02:11
money if you break this lease than if you just keep
1:02:13
hemorrhaging with these two bums, you know, I was
1:02:16
a very, very few actions are off
1:02:18
the table. Yeah, other than like
1:02:20
beating the shit out of them, recommending a crime, like you can
1:02:22
do kind of whatever you need to do to get out
1:02:24
of the situation. And I think the easiest one is talk to
1:02:26
the landlord, say I'm trying to pay but like these guys are
1:02:28
giving me the run around. I'm trying to get out, get ahead
1:02:31
of the situation, make sure you know he he knows you're the
1:02:33
good guy. And hopefully he has like some
1:02:35
sort of conscious and kind of helps you out a little bit. Yeah,
1:02:38
I don't I don't, you know, stuff
1:02:40
happens to all of us. And you learn from it.
1:02:43
And hopefully, you learn from
1:02:46
this, you know, like, look, man, the
1:02:48
living situations when you're young and you're
1:02:51
just like, Oh, hey, I know a guy, but oh,
1:02:53
this is great. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, no problem. It's
1:02:55
great. And then, you know, it's just so rare that
1:02:57
especially when you're having three or four guys live in
1:02:59
the same place, and you don't know
1:03:01
each other. You know, that's one of the great
1:03:03
things about college is you had, you know, decent
1:03:05
enough of a crew or there was some satellite
1:03:07
dudes, you know, shared
1:03:10
electrons of friendship, where
1:03:13
you were like, Oh, you're going to that
1:03:15
city or whatever, like, there's at least some
1:03:17
commonality about it. And, and
1:03:19
you feel like you're going into it when you go into
1:03:21
these things completely blind. You know, I don't
1:03:24
know what the percentage is on it. But there's
1:03:26
just a greater chance for this kind of stuff happening. But
1:03:28
you, you trying to figure out
1:03:30
like, Hey, I wonder what's gonna happen. Here's exactly
1:03:32
what's gonna happen. You're gonna get screwed
1:03:34
the longer you stay in this. Yeah,
1:03:37
there's no, he hasn't given you
1:03:39
a dollar. And he's still walking in the
1:03:41
apartment being like, Hey, gang, how's your day?
1:03:43
Right? Like, I, I
1:03:46
can't stand that person. That would be
1:03:48
okay. Like I would be so upset.
1:03:50
Fistclench. If I was, if I
1:03:53
was in keys, jingling, you're like, no, but I'm talking about
1:03:55
like, say I was in a financial situation, because I have
1:03:57
been in that before. I think there was a stretch like
1:04:01
I don't know. I don't know if I can say
1:04:03
I was cut off but I was basically cut off for
1:04:05
a little bit and You
1:04:08
know, I was like, hey guys, like, you know You're in college
1:04:10
and I was like, I'm not quite sure I'm gonna be able
1:04:12
to cover rent and you know Then you know the guys are
1:04:14
having a meeting about you But
1:04:16
what I wouldn't do is be like, oh, this is sweet Save
1:04:19
400 bucks this month because of these
1:04:21
dickheads. I just couldn't ever get there I would
1:04:23
feel terrible and I would find a way which
1:04:25
I did you just got to find a
1:04:27
way and this guy doesn't care I mean you
1:04:30
didn't even mention if he was working or not. So Alright,
1:04:33
how about one one quick one
1:04:35
here? Yeah, you want to do that? Yeah
1:04:39
I can't believe how many parenting ones we have
1:04:41
lately. This is crazy. This is crazy. Don't I
1:04:44
Guess I'm not gonna keep reading. Yeah,
1:04:46
I know. I'm just it's crazy Who is
1:04:48
like wonder what these guys think but to
1:04:51
put put their heads together Well,
1:04:54
I don't know. I'll get toddlers right infants I
1:04:56
mean, I don't really know what we
1:04:58
could do other than like cousins and sisters babies
1:05:01
or whatever Like what the whatever you supposed to
1:05:03
do. All right, we'll do we'll do this Jim one
1:05:07
because Yeah, I might want
1:05:10
to save this For there's a
1:05:12
guy I want to have I want to have a
1:05:14
specific workout life advice with our Chad Wesley
1:05:16
Smith guy I gotta have him on which keep
1:05:18
I just keep forgetting to send out. How about
1:05:20
we do that? All right, if
1:05:22
you have workout questions life advice related
1:05:24
workout questions for somebody who actually does
1:05:26
it and trains NFL athletes He's
1:05:29
a beast of a guy and he's been super
1:05:31
nice to the show and super nice to me
1:05:33
Invited me out for a round of golf where
1:05:35
I just changed my shafts and yeah Did
1:05:38
not play well, it's the worst round I played all year Not
1:05:41
that I'm good But that was pretty fucking embarrassing considering I think
1:05:43
I was playing with a guy who had the course record on
1:05:45
top everything else So that was fun, but
1:05:48
uh Let's
1:05:51
save all the workout ones for him and
1:05:53
read one here. All right, pick up hoop shut down
1:05:55
by old head 62
1:05:58
200 skinny fat player comp Kyle Anderson Kyle
1:06:00
Anderson, do you think he's the most player comp guy?
1:06:02
It's the most what I've heard, I think. I really
1:06:04
do. Do you think it's the most? Max
1:06:07
Bench, not existent in a bad way. Just
1:06:10
left pickup hoops at 24 hour on Saturday afternoon. We had
1:06:12
fives and a few waiting for the next game. A little
1:06:14
over an hour into the run, a dad showed up with
1:06:16
his son to shoot around. When the possession
1:06:18
changed, we crossed back over to their side of the
1:06:20
court. He seemed stunned. We were running full court and
1:06:22
just kept shooting. Whoa.
1:06:27
After this continued for a few possessions, he disappeared. He
1:06:29
came back five minutes later with the front desk guy
1:06:31
and they stopped our game. Front desk
1:06:33
guy told us, 13 guys who had the court for an hour already,
1:06:35
that if there were other people in the gym, we had to take
1:06:37
our game down to half court. After pretty much
1:06:39
everybody talked some shit to the dad, we ended our game
1:06:41
and everybody filtered out and went home. Looking
1:06:43
back, should we have just waited for the front desk guy to
1:06:46
leave and then go back to full court run? Should
1:06:48
we have cut it down to half court or were we right
1:06:50
to just call it off and concede to the old head? Important
1:06:54
note, guy appeared to not speak much English
1:06:56
and definitely didn't understand pickup etiquette. All right,
1:06:58
well, there we go. That's
1:07:00
what happened here. Wondering what you guys would have done in this situation.
1:07:03
I have a feeling I know what Rossello is going to
1:07:05
say. Thanks boys. Love the show.
1:07:07
P.S. Kyle, give Blade my best. I'm
1:07:09
going to love that. This
1:07:13
kind of sucks because I do
1:07:15
sympathize with the dad a little bit. I'm not saying it's
1:07:17
the right call, but you
1:07:20
know, I don't know, maybe he doesn't have a ton
1:07:22
of time to play hoops with the son, try
1:07:24
to figure some stuff out, let him shoot, teach
1:07:26
him up a little bit. It's the wrong
1:07:28
call. I'm telling you that it sucks. It's the wrong call. I would
1:07:30
be mad if I was playing the full, but I do sympathize a
1:07:32
little bit with the dad. This
1:07:35
is like I've seen a bunch of videos recently. I don't
1:07:37
know why. Maybe my algorithm
1:07:39
is just showing a bunch of like
1:07:42
kids on scooters getting just fucking wrecked by
1:07:44
some dude coming down like a half pipe
1:07:46
at the public skate park and
1:07:48
like some kid in the mind. It's
1:07:50
like several different versions. It's not the same one.
1:07:52
I'm sure you've seen it. There's a couple of
1:07:54
viral ones. And I just say though, once you
1:07:56
go down that rabbit hole of watching a couple
1:07:58
of fucked up videos on. Instagram they just
1:08:01
flood you with crazy content and then they'll give you
1:08:03
the ones that are like you know you have to
1:08:05
click to actually watch the video because it's like a
1:08:07
warning label and you're like well what am I gonna
1:08:09
not watch the video now what's behind the camera it's
1:08:12
a real slippery slope because now that's my whole
1:08:14
feet is just like crazy stuff that's happening and
1:08:17
I don't like it but I'm like kind of addicted to it my
1:08:19
and this is not through me seeking stuff out but
1:08:21
it's just kind of my pie chart now is like
1:08:24
it's like fights cringe content
1:08:26
which I'm trying to get off it's just like I
1:08:28
liked one thing that was like oh this is tough
1:08:31
to watch so it's that fights kids
1:08:33
getting hurt and drunk people doing
1:08:36
things and like soprano stuff that's like it's
1:08:38
like and like maybe it's somebody from high
1:08:40
school you know it's like I just try
1:08:42
to stay off Instagram it's all funny from
1:08:44
home in the mix
1:08:46
is in the mix into the
1:08:49
tossed salad of content yeah
1:08:51
look I go you know what a cool minds
1:08:54
Troy Aikman peck-deck routine now Troy Aikman
1:08:56
there's like hybrid Troy Aikman accounts that
1:08:58
I didn't even follow that are just
1:09:00
all over me now after
1:09:02
last week so look uh I
1:09:07
have no sympathy here you can't
1:09:09
do this you can't do this you
1:09:11
could never do this this isn't about
1:09:13
fatherhood this isn't about bonding with
1:09:15
your child like this is
1:09:17
absurd the only thing that allows
1:09:20
a slight out here is that
1:09:22
the guy was just from another country you said
1:09:25
didn't speak much English just had no idea but
1:09:27
what was he doing prior to when you guys
1:09:29
are running back and forth to book like if
1:09:31
he knows enough about basketball to want to shoot
1:09:33
around with his son I don't think that bought
1:09:35
a ball that day so did
1:09:38
he did he know what he was doing and
1:09:41
then told on you like people
1:09:43
can get really weird with their kids at
1:09:46
a run like I had it happen pretty recently
1:09:48
where we were all getting ready to play and
1:09:51
a guy showed up to like take a son
1:09:53
through shooting drills and we
1:09:55
were like what the fuck is this man and
1:09:58
every no one was really quite enough into it to
1:10:00
make a big stink out of it. I already worked out.
1:10:03
So I was like, whatever, I'm not going to make a big
1:10:05
deal out of it. But you got to have some stones to
1:10:08
roll up where guys are ready to play
1:10:10
full court and you're just
1:10:12
going to slam. No, sorry. We're like, we're
1:10:14
running through drills. Go outside, especially
1:10:17
in California, like find a park. There's a
1:10:19
place to go do it. Older
1:10:21
guys probably want to run indoors and not have to run
1:10:23
around in the asphalt anymore. And you're going
1:10:25
to do something like that. It's just really, really
1:10:27
selfish. This guy may have been completely clueless, just
1:10:30
not understood whatsoever. If your young guy is getting
1:10:32
confrontational, then he thinks he has to go to
1:10:34
the staff and the whole thing. The staff guy
1:10:36
should have known better. I can't think of any
1:10:38
gym that's real. And you said it's a 24
1:10:40
hour fitness where if people were running full court,
1:10:42
that the person who worked there would be like,
1:10:44
no, you actually have to let a guy and
1:10:47
his kid take up the whole thing. And now
1:10:49
you have to play half court while all these
1:10:51
people are waiting. There's nothing worse than five on
1:10:53
five half court. It's the worst. So
1:10:56
you can't do that. Even
1:10:58
internationally, like majority rules, right? I mean,
1:11:00
everybody, like there's 13 people
1:11:02
that want to do this. There's two people that want
1:11:04
to do that. Raise your hand. Do you want to
1:11:06
watch Remember the Titans or do you want to watch
1:11:08
Titanic? We're watching Remember the Titans again. That's how it
1:11:10
goes. Like, I don't
1:11:12
understand. Like, at this point,
1:11:14
it's like, it's it's just the eyes have
1:11:16
it. Right. So I, I think he
1:11:18
knew what he was doing. I don't think you can really, you don't want
1:11:20
to make an enemy out of the front desk guy. I mean,
1:11:23
some guys get a little chippy. Like, well, guess whose
1:11:25
membership is not getting renewed or something? Like, I know
1:11:27
you don't want to do that. But I think somebody
1:11:29
could have been like, hey, man, just for future reference,
1:11:31
are you saying that like dudes have an hour and
1:11:33
then all of a sudden one half goes to whoever's
1:11:35
wandering around the gym might like to put a shot
1:11:37
up. So maybe it's good that maybe it's good that
1:11:39
level headedly go up to the front desk guy, if
1:11:41
he's the one who's always there. And then
1:11:44
just be like, hey, I just want to get a clear
1:11:46
understanding of what happened here because we're, you know, we
1:11:49
have what's what's the standard? Like, what should we
1:11:51
expect moving forward? We set a timer and
1:11:53
then anybody who wants to run laps has to,
1:11:55
you know, what I would not have done
1:11:57
though, is I don't think you want to yell at anybody in front of me.
1:12:00
Correct. Because then the kid who doesn't
1:12:02
maybe know even remotely what the hell's going on, because
1:12:05
his dad's, he's just following his dad's lead, like, as
1:12:07
mad as you might be, and I know I wouldn't love it,
1:12:10
I would like to think that most people would
1:12:12
be smart enough to like, Hey, there's still a
1:12:14
kid involved here. So don't get chesty
1:12:16
with the dad in front of the kid.
1:12:20
And it may be just a one time loss where
1:12:22
you go, Hey, remember that time that that happened? Right.
1:12:24
And then you go to somebody who actually like knows
1:12:26
what the hell's going on. And you can't possibly think
1:12:28
that that's the right policy that no matter what, imagine
1:12:31
now from imagine me just wanting to get shots up.
1:12:33
And it's a full court game with like real dudes
1:12:35
out there. And I just start bombing away from free
1:12:37
going, Hey, dude, you guys are gonna cut it down
1:12:39
to half court. But it's different for you versus like
1:12:41
that the kid like that's why I'm just I'm trying
1:12:44
to leave a sliver of something open for like, all
1:12:46
right, maybe the guy thought about the outside thing, maybe
1:12:48
I don't know, something didn't work out with that. But
1:12:50
like, if he wants to just go and get
1:12:52
up shots with the son, have some quality, you
1:12:54
know, father son time, like, what's he
1:12:56
supposed to do to say, Hey, sorry, kid, we got to
1:12:58
go home, like the kids not gonna play the same thing.
1:13:00
But it's, it's the the
1:13:02
act of okay, defensive
1:13:05
rebound outlet. They've now set
1:13:07
up in the half court. We're good.
1:13:09
Sorry, your game is now half court. Mid
1:13:11
game. What would chirping guys, Steve? What would
1:13:13
Quinnip PX, Steve do? Oh, I would
1:13:16
not have I'm telling you right now, I would not have handled
1:13:18
a guy you lost at all. But you know, now that I'm
1:13:20
a father, I don't know, I'm just trying to think of like,
1:13:23
what is it? What is he supposed to do? Because you
1:13:25
just go home, then the guy like you just can't you're
1:13:27
just not gonna be able to shoot around with your kid
1:13:29
like you're kind of out of luck. Practice over there. Go
1:13:32
home. Go outside.
1:13:35
Get him. Yeah, maybe some treadmill work. Those
1:13:38
are always empty. This is just cone
1:13:40
days. Yeah, we're gonna do cone drills,
1:13:42
dribbling drills outside. We're gonna go in
1:13:45
the parking lot. We're gonna practice cuts.
1:13:47
No ball. Bobby Knight style. No ball.
1:13:49
Yeah. Final motion offense. Yeah. Yeah. Three
1:13:51
other guys. All right. Imaginary
1:13:54
number two guy set
1:13:56
on for him. If I if you guys
1:13:58
after your run was done. went outside and the guy
1:14:01
was in the parking lot with his son just doing cone
1:14:03
drills with no ball. I'd actually be like, you know what,
1:14:05
next time you could have free reign at the court. I
1:14:07
respect the hell out of this. I give him my sneakers.
1:14:09
I'd be like, these are for you. Let
1:14:13
me know if you want me to come. Are you
1:14:15
guys here tomorrow? I'll rebound for you. I'm willing
1:14:17
to take one shot. All right. That'll do it
1:14:19
for us. Thanks, Kyle. Thanks, Steve. Thanks for working
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