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Hi everybody, it's your old pal
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Sarah Silverman and
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my sister
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Susie, Rabbi Susie,
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has a good friend
3:14
who forwarded her a video
3:16
of her son Benji coming home from the dentist
3:18
and he is like hi from the dentist, one of
3:20
those videos, but he name
3:22
checks me and it's pretty exciting. So
3:25
let's, can we show it? It
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usually did, like that's the same,
3:29
like where are they gonna go? I
3:31
guess that doesn't make sense.
3:34
Like I was thinking about
3:36
this in a shower this morning actually, and
3:39
there's just no way, I don't know.
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What
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do you think? Yeah, I
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totally agree with you, it's the only way.
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Yeah, I think Sarah
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Silverman, she's hard,
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and the best possible way is
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every possible way. I'm
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just gonna show them then.
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And I just watched her comedy special on Netflix.
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She was talking about, like...
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When did I really know? I didn't know what
4:14
she was talking about. She's
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so funny. She's so
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funny. She talked about
4:22
her dad. And she's
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like... She likes to play
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games. But I like Six Flags.
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Six Flags is fun. Six
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Flags. Go to Six Flags.
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Danny Hart. That's for you. I'm
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playing in Six Flags. In
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the village, the baseball
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village, while I'm asleep.
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I love at the end, he talks
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about Six Flags. And then he's literally... And he's like, Hey,
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I'm plugging Six Flags over here.
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Oh, Benji, thank
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Absolute joy. I don't know
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what special I was watching. It wasn't this latest one.
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Because I think she sent this to me before
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that came out. Must
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have been one of my previous specials. Of
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course, that's sweet that I'm talking
5:23
about my dad. All right, let's take
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some voicemails.
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You left me a message. Now
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I'm playing it for the world. Let's
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hear some voicemails.
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Hi, Sarah. This is Sarah from
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New York. I
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called you once when I was pregnant about
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two years ago. And I asked you what
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the reason was for your last cry.
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Now I'm calling because I'm wondering...
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I've noticed that you have a very healthy
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relationship with death and
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with grief
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and I'm just wondering how you got there and You
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can speak on that a little bit
6:13
give us some insight Thank
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you so much. I love
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you Goodbye
6:23
Thank you. I look yeah,
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you may notice that I have a healthy
6:28
relationship with with death and grief
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But I will remind you that you
6:34
see me for a little less
6:36
than an hour a week And
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I'm pretty much my best
6:41
self During
6:42
those times these times, but
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yeah, I've had a lot of people
6:47
unfortunately die in my life
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close close close people and
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You know and
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with my parents
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Dying last month that
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that last three weeks with them was just
7:07
I was consumed
7:09
with sadness just couldn't
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my entire being and of
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Course whilst all of that is going
7:18
on I'm also and all three
7:20
of my sisters all of us all hands on deck
7:23
are just doing non-stop Work,
7:26
you don't think about all the logistics that
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come with a
7:29
Loved one dying, you know
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dealing with the hospital dealing with hospice
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workers payments What's covered
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by this and what's not and what in mortuary
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and the mortuary and the reaching out
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to their friends the best we could which we
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Whiffed in a lot of ways Organizing
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care learning to do the care You
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know, thank goodness, you
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know There's four girls.
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There's all of us sisters were there
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and two nieces
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and in a nephew, all adults.
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And we were just all hands on deck, and still it
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was an overwhelming
8:08
amount of work while
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being just in an
8:15
intense level of sadness.
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Grief, pre-grief, grief. But
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boy, we were able to have some real
8:28
quality time with them, especially with Dad.
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And we were lucky in that we were able to get
8:37
closure with them, you know, but
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I just cling to the fact that
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they shed their sick
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ailing,
8:47
no longer functioning skin
8:49
suits,
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and are now free.
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And I hope, I know
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that they are out of pain, and we're
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the ones that hurt, we're the ones hurting,
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which I take comfort in.
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You know, I can handle my own pain. Seeing
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them in pain was brutal, especially
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Janice. And
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knowing that they are no longer struggling,
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that makes me
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feel immense relief.
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But it's, you know,
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it's rough. My shrink
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said something really great last week, because
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we're going to go do
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a picnic at their grave site, you know, and this weekend,
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and my shrink said, and
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he was quoting someone else, I think, but
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he's like, when you go visit your
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loved one at the cemetery, just know, they
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are in the car with you on the way there, and
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they leave with you on the way back home.
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And
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the grave site is just where their,
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their bones are. But they're
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with you, you know, so if it means
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something to you and it does, it will mean something to us. It's
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something we're doing for ourselves to
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feel connected with them. But I mean, I think
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kind of everything we do, it's like, you
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know, that was Janice or that was
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dad doing that or, you know, and we can assign
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these meaningful things, which
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I think is religion kind of at its
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core. It's like assigning meaning
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to to everyday things, you
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know. And that's kind
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of the nice part of religion, if
10:31
should you be religious, which I'm not, but this
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feels religious. Anyway,
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that's that's all I got for you. I don't
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know if that was helpful at all. But yeah,
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it's I'm just a person. And but
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I'm trying to figure it out. And that one
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we're back. Hey,
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Sarah.
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I am 24 years
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old and I have been self-harming
13:22
since I was 13. More
13:26
specifically sweating. I'm hoping that people
13:28
who would be triggered by that click
13:31
out when they hear me say self-harm. I
13:35
can't stop. And I
13:40
feel like a child, like
13:43
I have a child problem and
13:45
I don't know how to grow the fuck
13:47
up and stop and
13:49
treat myself with love the
13:51
way I treat everybody else.
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Have you ever struggled with this? Do you know anyone
13:58
who's struggled with this? Is
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it all okay? Oh
14:05
my god, I just want to
14:07
hug you. Yeah, it's
14:09
all okay. I don't
14:11
know about this stuff really,
14:14
but it's interesting
14:16
you said I feel like a child, like there's a child's
14:19
problem. And you know what? One,
14:21
it's not. But two, it
14:24
is. I think all our problems are
14:28
child's problems. And
14:31
the way we can deal with them is by
14:34
being our own parenting
14:36
ourselves, by parenting ourselves. Again,
14:39
I don't know a lot about this, but I've
14:41
read a little bit about it. I know
14:43
that
14:46
the most common human condition
14:50
is feeling that we are not enough.
14:54
And I think
14:56
cutting and stuff like that stems
14:59
from that. And the good news
15:01
is you're not alone in feeling that way. That
15:03
is the human condition. And
15:07
we are enough, even
15:09
and especially you. I
15:13
think cutting is, I think,
15:17
like a release valve
15:20
for stress and anxiety
15:23
for distress. And I
15:25
think there are groups for this. I
15:27
know there are.
15:29
Which I think, again, is
15:31
always a
15:32
great, great way to work
15:35
on stuff like this.
15:37
To be in a group with other people
15:39
that know exactly what you're going
15:41
through and are in different stages
15:44
of getting well
15:46
and helping each other and
15:48
understanding
15:50
each other and really being able to help
15:52
each other is going to be,
15:56
as far as I know, your best bet.
15:58
And I hope you do that. And
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you can do it by Zoom. I'm
16:03
pretty positive. I mean, this
16:05
is where I would go. I would search, and
16:08
then I would give you commas to say in between
16:10
words. I've recently learned that
16:12
commas are not read by
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our computers.
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But
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to be in a group
16:21
for cutting where you are with people
16:24
in different phases of recovery, I think would be
16:26
a really, really smart,
16:29
helpful move for you.
16:31
So
16:31
number one, I would get into a group
16:34
therapy situation for cutters,
16:36
for self-harm.
16:37
And I've read that there are ways to
16:39
try to trick the mind, and that's so
16:42
much of what we do to cope,
16:44
to trick the mind away from stuff like cutting,
16:47
and these are probably,
16:49
this may not
16:51
be helpful, because they're simple, kind
16:53
of a change of like
16:58
going outside or running,
17:02
exercise. When I feel extreme anxiety
17:04
or rage, boy,
17:07
I love to just run and run. I'm lying.
17:09
I'm a power walker. I don't run. But
17:12
sometimes I run,
17:15
like I live near a hill, and boy,
17:17
I've just been really ragey
17:19
and frustrated and just gone and just run
17:22
as fast as I can up that hill until
17:24
I can't anymore. And it just,
17:27
boy, it helps. Or a hot
17:29
bath was a suggestion. I
17:31
don't know that that is the cure for you.
17:34
But I do remember seeing that.
17:36
My instinct is that maybe you've got some
17:39
shame around your
17:41
depression or your sadness, your hurt. And
17:44
our instinct when we are hurt
17:47
is to make someone else feel that
17:50
hurt. And I think
17:52
with people who self-harm, you're
17:54
your own someone else.
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Would you say that's true? I don't know. This is
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potentially a very ignorant
18:03
theory. I'm not sure but But
18:05
you're inflicting pain in order to feel
18:08
in control
18:10
I do believe that that self-harm that
18:13
cutting is a um Is
18:16
a symptom of when you feel A
18:19
lack of control in your life. So,
18:21
you know when you're
18:23
Having feelings of no control. Yeah, I
18:25
get and I understand that I think
18:27
a lot of people understand And
18:29
have different coping mechanisms for feeling
18:31
a lack of control over their lives And
18:35
and this one has taken hold with
18:37
you
18:37
And boy, the feeling of having no
18:40
control is so scary
18:42
and I wonder if making friends with
18:44
that
18:47
Is something to try
18:49
Instead of fearing it, you know try
18:51
to be on the edge of your seat about
18:53
it about not knowing what's next
18:56
in this life
18:58
You know I mean, it's so funny because we
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hate that life is a roller coaster
19:03
and yet we pay money to ride roller
19:05
coasters Like there's a real
19:08
love hate vibe Of
19:11
this feeling that we have no control
19:14
so maybe try to make friends with
19:16
that with that feeling
19:18
try to see the fear as
19:21
Kind of shift the fear into exhilaration
19:24
I mean i'm talking out of my ass as always
19:26
but I think there might be something to that because
19:29
it is what is But
19:32
more than that whilst you are open
19:34
to advice ask someone who knows
19:37
join a therapy group Um
19:39
for self-harm will you do that i'd
19:41
be so happy if you did that
19:43
And you sound so wonderful and and
19:45
maybe check back in and and let us
19:47
know how How you're doing in a
19:49
in a few months or six months
19:51
or a year?
19:53
I'd love to hear back from you. You
19:55
know, listen, I only just heard your
19:57
your beautiful vulnerable,
20:01
brave, honest voice.
20:03
And I love you. So
20:07
good luck. And you know what? We'll,
20:09
we'll post a helpline
20:12
or anything we can find that might help you or
20:15
anyone else. Let's do that.
20:19
Here it is. I'm pointing to it. Am I? I don't know.
20:21
Okay. What else? Hello. I
20:24
have a personal question. You
20:27
seem a very friendly,
20:30
very nice person, a person
20:33
who can deal
20:35
with any kind of people
20:37
and
20:40
I'd like to know about you. And
20:43
is there any situation when you
20:46
feel, when you don't feel friendly
20:49
at all? Yes.
20:50
Yes. I mean, listen, I have, um,
20:53
I have my moments certainly, but I am,
20:55
uh, I am a people person in general.
20:58
I love being alone, but
21:00
when I'm out, I'm usually I'm interested
21:03
in people. I like talking to strangers and stuff.
21:05
I mean, it's a little
21:07
different, the dynamic because some
21:10
people know who I am or they, you
21:12
know, and then it changes the chemistry
21:14
a little and, and sometimes that's wonderful and
21:16
sometimes it's a bummer, but, um,
21:18
in terms of being unfriendly to people, not
21:22
usually, but yes, sometimes
21:24
I am, sometimes my gut
21:26
says, do not be open with this
21:28
person and just keep it going
21:31
and moving right along. And it has served
21:33
me well.
21:35
And I think that's okay. I'm fine
21:37
with it. What else? Hi,
21:40
Sarah. This is blank. Um,
21:43
these men have been yelled at for
21:45
peeing on the seat, but I'm not
21:47
sure if you've noticed, but women
21:50
pee
21:50
under the seat. So if you lift
21:52
up the
21:53
seat, you'll notice on the underside that
21:55
there's drips on there and
21:56
still your pee. No, I clean it
21:59
off often.
22:01
Now it makes me think that those seats
22:03
that are horseshoes that are missing the front portion
22:06
was not only for
22:08
giving men room for their balls.
22:10
Oh. Wait. But
22:12
maybe it's also to prevent women from peeing
22:15
under the seat. So maybe we missed that.
22:18
First of all, I think he said his name was Blank.
22:22
Or maybe he said it was Frank. That's
22:24
like my friend Carrie's dad was like, she's
22:27
like, dad, I'm going outside. And he was like, bloutside.
22:30
What's that?
22:31
Why? I don't know what to say. First
22:33
of all, I never thought about this. There
22:35
is the horseshoe kind of toilet
22:38
seat. And then there's the all the way around kind.
22:40
The horseshoe is for what? Is for
22:43
men's balls? Where does that, where do the
22:45
balls go?
22:46
That little lip,
22:49
that little open area.
22:52
What? Where are your balls?
22:55
Guys, do you, Roger, you have
22:57
anything here? I don't know.
23:00
I've, you know, this is the first I've heard of this theory,
23:02
A, that women pee under seats. I've never
23:04
heard it.
23:04
I think that's guys pee. Don't
23:07
think I've seen evidence of it personally, but I
23:09
don't know. The horseshoe thing, I,
23:12
that's a pretty, that's a high minority
23:14
of toilet seats. I'm talking, maybe 10% of
23:16
toilet seats are horseshoe, I think. So I don't
23:19
think it's a popular toilet seat.
23:21
But toilet seat covers look
23:23
like the horseshoe. Yeah.
23:25
I don't. But I put them the
23:28
other way. That's true. They
23:30
do. They are like horseshoe. That's true.
23:33
Yeah. You rip out that thing. I
23:35
guess I found this guy amusing. I'm not sure his
23:37
theories make a lot of sense. Yeah. I
23:40
mean, like, what he's talking about with the balls.
23:42
One, why does a horseshoe
23:44
toilet seat make room for your balls? I'd
23:47
love to know that. I'd love to know
23:49
how a woman peeing out of a vagina
23:52
into a
23:53
bowl would touch the rim
23:55
of said bowl. But you know, I
23:58
mean, listen, sometimes if I push really hard.
23:59
It does it kind of
24:02
there's a mist there's like a sea breeze Now
24:08
you're admitting to your cop into it, but I
24:10
don't I mean not really I mean,
24:12
I don't know but um Hold
24:14
on I didn't ever and oh I will say
24:16
and and Roy's not gonna like this And he said if you're
24:19
gonna talk about me at least run it by me first
24:21
But I'm just gonna say this when I
24:23
get up in the morning to pee There are like
24:25
one to three
24:26
Drops on the floor and I
24:29
said Rory if you pee in the middle of the night Just
24:31
sit down and pee and he said I will never
24:33
I
24:34
Will never do that and I was
24:37
just like that's some I feel like that's some
24:39
Toxic masculinity
24:42
talking like why are you
24:44
why is there shame around? Sitting
24:47
down to pee if you're a man, like
24:49
I guess that's a thing like good, but that guy
24:52
fucking sits down to pee But
24:54
I see no shame in it. I mean
24:57
just like you're
24:58
just you don't have to be hero.
25:00
This isn't target practice Anyway,
25:03
there you go. What else? Hey best
25:05
friend Sarah So
25:08
I'll try to make it succinct I Made
25:14
a friend about six years ago and
25:19
Spent a lot of time together A
25:22
girl best friend and After
25:27
a couple years Shit
25:31
started to look weird with her turns
25:34
out she's a complete fraud and total
25:37
piece of shit. I had no idea I Thought
25:41
she was great. So Never
25:44
one I feel really stupid because
25:46
there I had a few friends that sort
25:49
of questioned I
25:53
Helping her I suppose they're like, well,
25:56
you know, it sounds a little weird and blah blah blah blah. So
25:58
that's why I'm calling you But
26:00
really what I want to know is number one, is
26:04
something like this ever happened to you? Is he
26:06
caused from inside a bird cage? You're like a famous
26:09
and rich person, so people are trying to fraud
26:12
you, I would imagine sometimes. I'm
26:17
comfortable, I'm not wealthy or anything, and this
26:19
is not. I mean, I'm
26:21
out a little bit, but it was more about
26:23
my time, and that kind
26:25
of thing. Secondly,
26:28
how do you vet
26:30
people into your life? Well,
26:32
I'm sorry that that happened to you. It
26:38
sounds like you had some good times with her, maybe
26:41
it was worth it, maybe you got a high
26:43
quality lesson out of it. Yeah,
26:46
I got bamboozled a couple of times when I
26:48
first lived in New York City, and then once
26:51
out here from someone in my apartment building.
26:53
But for the most part, I have a
26:55
pretty good, I
26:58
think maybe from those things actually,
27:01
I have grown a pretty good bullshit
27:04
detector,
27:05
and I've learned to trust my gut
27:08
completely. And
27:10
that's how I navigate that stuff. I
27:12
don't have much more else to say, but
27:15
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27:18
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30:44
When it's important to be honest with
30:46
people about issues
30:49
that are deeply private I
30:51
Have two health
30:53
issues Um
30:54
One of which
30:56
is not as serious as the other but
30:58
they both Create some distance
31:01
around me and other people
31:03
The first health
31:05
issue is a mental illness
31:08
and it's one of the dramatic ones I
31:11
take very good care of myself
31:13
and You
31:16
can't have it completely under control but
31:19
I'm
31:20
In pretty good shape.
31:22
So but I have been shunned
31:25
when I have told people this or they have
31:27
used it as an excuse When
31:29
we have a disagreement It's
31:32
not the facts the
31:34
circumstances. It's the fact of my
31:36
illness that has caused a disagreement so
31:39
when
31:40
I meet new people it takes me a
31:42
while to tell them and Then
31:44
sometimes it feels like oh my god I haven't
31:47
told them
31:48
in all this time and now I'm gonna hurt
31:50
their feelings when I Reveal
31:52
this big secret. So that's one illness.
31:55
And the other is I have herpes and it's just
31:57
killed my sex life and and
32:02
I'm overwhelmed and tons of research.
32:05
There's no perfect way of protecting
32:07
somebody, but it's created
32:10
this barrier,
32:11
and I'd really like some help
32:14
about how to discuss that. So
32:16
anyway, thank you so much. I
32:19
really appreciate it. Listen,
32:23
everyone has things. Everyone,
32:27
every single person has
32:30
things. I
32:33
don't know what your mental health issue is. You said
32:35
it was pretty heavy. You know, I'm just, my
32:37
brain's going to schizophrenia or bipolar,
32:40
both of which can be managed with medication.
32:44
You do not have to share that with anyone if you
32:47
don't feel comfortable sharing it with anyone. I
32:49
mean, it's a piece of you.
32:51
It's a part of what makes you a beautiful,
32:54
unique,
32:55
human
32:57
being and a part of humanity.
33:01
And I would say if you're in
33:03
a relationship with someone,
33:05
that they should know, but
33:08
it shouldn't matter. And with the right person, it
33:11
won't matter.
33:12
I always say like those kinds of things,
33:14
if they drive people away, good. It's
33:17
a good screening system for people who are not
33:19
going to be there for the long haul. As
33:21
for herpes,
33:23
I think one in four people have
33:26
it Um, isn't
33:28
that right, Raj? Let's
33:30
see, there's four of us here. Me,
33:35
Travis, Raj. I,
33:38
I'm just from a quick Google, it says that
33:41
one in four women have herpes
33:44
and one in eight men do. One in
33:46
four women have herpes and one
33:48
in eight men do? Yeah, it
33:50
kind of seems. That makes me so angry
33:52
because I guarantee you most
33:55
of those women got it from men. Maybe
33:58
not, but. I'm going to guess they did.
34:01
Anyway, a substantial
34:04
amount of the population has it. And
34:07
if you're careful, it doesn't have to be an issue.
34:09
I just know because I had a boyfriend in my 20s who
34:13
had oral herpes
34:15
and he could always tell. And
34:18
by the way, he got it from his first
34:21
kiss when he was 15, which is so heartbreaking
34:25
and adorable. But he always could
34:28
tell. He
34:30
had a sensation if one would, before
34:32
it even became visible at all,
34:35
he could feel it like a tingle and
34:39
he would steer clear of me. He was very
34:41
responsible. It wasn't something
34:43
I had to remember. Even if I forgot
34:46
and went to kiss him, he would stop me. He was very, very, very conscious
34:49
of it. And
34:51
we were together for a few years and he never gave it to
34:53
me. And
34:55
I felt really safe because he was so conscious
34:58
of it. And
35:02
so this doesn't feel
35:04
like the right word, anal about it. But it doesn't
35:07
have to be a thing. And
35:11
again, it's a great screening system. You know,
35:13
like the person who stays with
35:17
you is gonna
35:19
love you and you're lovable and worthy of love. And
35:24
you are most certainly not the
35:26
only person
35:28
with
35:28
bipolar or schizophrenia or depression or
35:31
whatever mental health issue, big
35:34
mental health issue that you said you had. And herpes, you're
35:36
not the only one with
35:39
both of those things, not by a long shot.
35:42
Know that.
35:45
Know that. Okay,
35:48
what else? Hey Sarah, how are you? I just saw
35:50
your show. It was awesome. It was awesome.
35:53
And I got to meet you backstage. And
35:56
while I wanna remain anonymous, I will say,
35:58
we were the group that you had that ext...
35:59
about the Green Flannel shirt.
36:02
I just wore it yesterday. It was a blast
36:05
and we loved it. Anyway,
36:06
I am calling with a bit of a dilemma. We
36:09
have a friend in our circle
36:12
of friends who's a wonderful,
36:15
devoted, compassionate,
36:17
hilarious life of the
36:19
party friend. Wonderful.
36:21
Especially been there for my partner
36:24
through some of her darkest days, but
36:26
she is extremely
36:29
hard on people in romantic
36:32
relationships. And in our community,
36:34
people sort of date around, they date each
36:37
other, they break up, and they'll date someone else in
36:39
our friend group. So we do know
36:41
some of her exes who
36:43
have categorized these
36:46
relationships as a bit emotionally abusive.
36:49
And people can't figure out why we're
36:51
still friends with this person,
36:52
but she's a lovely friend and it's such a dilemma
36:55
to me. I don't quite know
36:58
what to do about it or if I should
37:00
be friends with this person still, who I love,
37:03
or if
37:04
I should honor the experience
37:06
of our other friends and not be friends with
37:08
this person. So I wonder what you
37:10
think about that. Thanks. Ah,
37:14
of course I remember you, by the way. I wore
37:17
that green plaid shirt
37:19
yesterday. I can't get it to look as
37:21
good on me as it was on your friend. But,
37:26
oh, I love it, it's so soft. Anyway,
37:30
listen, I think it
37:32
is okay to stay friends with
37:34
someone who's a great friend
37:37
and who is shitty in relationship.
37:39
I have many, many comedian friends
37:42
who I love with my
37:44
entire heart that I would not
37:46
fix up with someone
37:49
I cared about in a million years
37:51
because they cheat and they're shitty in relationship.
37:54
They're not good in romantic relationship.
37:57
We're living in this time
37:59
where... everyone must be wonderful in
38:02
all aspects of life to warrant love.
38:05
You know, it's like, you
38:08
know, I don't know.
38:11
I don't know if that's if this is right
38:13
or wrong advice, but this is how I
38:15
do it, you know.
38:18
Now, I don't know which friend is closer
38:21
or if,
38:23
you know, this is going to be a problem with your friends
38:25
that are exes with your this
38:28
person. So you may have to do like
38:30
a pros versus cons list.
38:33
But yeah, I get it. The lesbian community
38:35
is just like the standup community. And they,
38:37
of course, in the Venn diagram of both
38:40
overlap because there are many lesbian comedians.
38:43
And I know
38:44
it is a totally incestuous
38:47
community, you know, that's like, you
38:49
know, I lost my virginity to a
38:52
comedian and slept
38:54
with comedians. Cons were
38:56
my pool of boyfriends and they
38:58
all still exist in my world because we're comics.
39:02
We see each other on the road all the time.
39:04
It's the same. It's very similar.
39:07
So I get that you are
39:09
in that same pool, you
39:11
know, but it's
39:14
a pool of people you're going to date with in and it's
39:16
a pool of people that are going to be your friends forever.
39:19
And there's always going to be that stuff.
39:22
So good luck. Listen, I
39:24
have friends
39:25
that aren't perfect. Can you imagine? Can
39:28
you even believe it? I have friends
39:30
that have not figured out a
39:33
healthy relationship. I have friends
39:35
that are shitty and other
39:37
aspects of life. And
39:40
I still love them. Can
39:42
you imagine? And good luck. And
39:45
I really loved meeting you, by the way. I remember
39:47
it was like they were like, oh, there
39:49
are some like people from
39:51
the board of the theater that you have to meet.
39:53
And I was like, oh, like in my mind, I had
39:56
such a different vision. And then I met you guys
39:58
and I was like, oh.
39:59
We would be friends. Like I know
40:02
you. Like, you know, we're
40:04
we're the same kind of ilk.
40:07
So that I had a real nice time meeting you guys.
40:09
Y'all. All right. What
40:11
else? Hi, Sarah. Um,
40:15
I was I had a question
40:17
on what your take is
40:20
on leading a sort
40:22
of self-destructive lifestyle that
40:25
a lot of young people and even older people,
40:27
you know, kind of get stuck in
40:29
as far as drugs and alcohol. Um,
40:33
I recently had an
40:35
altercation with officers while I was
40:38
blacked out on the room. And I
40:42
thought I had a better idea of how to handle
40:44
it from seeing my own father, who was an alcoholic
40:47
and dozens of other
40:49
Native Americans on the reservation
40:51
I grew up on.
40:53
So seeing all that, it made
40:55
me feel like I can go into
40:58
it, you know, and
41:01
sort of like have better control of myself.
41:03
But after seeing this, I can see that I'm still
41:05
kind of growing up. And,
41:08
you know, the first thing I did when
41:10
I got home was I drew my shot glasses away. I'm
41:12
done with shots. And I guess
41:15
I just kind of wondering, like, if
41:20
you've ever had a type of like point
41:22
in your life where, you know, the things you did were self-destructive,
41:25
how did you sort of overcome it?
41:28
And, you know, if you ever had problems
41:30
with the law, like, I don't know, it's just, I
41:32
don't know. I guess my basic question is, how
41:34
do you think I can improve myself from
41:37
being self-destructive? I guess,
41:39
you know, to sum it up. I think this
41:42
is huge. You know, just just seeing
41:44
the pattern is huge. This
41:48
is the stuff. There are people that don't even see
41:50
that, you know.
41:51
Now you have to break the pattern.
41:54
And boy, I, you know, the
41:58
AA is a great. way
42:00
to do it. Why? Because it's just
42:04
you have support. You're with
42:06
a room of people going through the same thing
42:09
at various stages of it. The
42:12
people farther ahead of you are going to
42:14
be your support system. The
42:16
people newer
42:17
than you, you're going to be a support
42:20
system for and all of it just helps stay
42:22
sober. So
42:24
I'm glad you threw away your shot glasses. If you're
42:26
really looking to be sober, you
42:28
got to throw it all away and
42:32
find other ways to
42:35
get relief. It's
42:38
above my pay grade to talk about the
42:41
systemic abuses
42:44
and traumas for
42:47
an entire people that has led
42:49
to a lot of alcoholism
42:52
within is a thing. And it's
42:55
a thing that I don't
42:57
know enough to talk about, but
43:00
to just kind of reference and say,
43:03
I know there's a whole other layer to
43:06
it, you know, that is cultural and put
43:08
upon you
43:10
culturally.
43:13
And
43:17
I'm just proud of you for seeing
43:20
a pattern that you don't want for yourself and
43:24
making a change. But it sounds like you're
43:26
really, you're
43:30
really on the right track. That's
43:32
all I've got. I'm sorry. Your question was
43:34
smarter and more insightful than my answer. Truly.
43:37
Call me. Let me know how it's going. All right.
43:40
Good luck.
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