A-Rod & J-Lo are engaged! We chat about a wedding featuring a crowning ceremony & crotch-grabbing iPhone selfies, a Hora dance head wound, and we finish our newest saga about a Scottish Wedding Catastrophe. We finish with more dating dumpster fires! 

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