Hey Hey It's Shelfday! The sad decline of Johnny Depp. Get me to the Greico. The return of Skeet Ulrich. Big Little Lies. What is going on with the widescreen in Legion? Return to brekky radio. Stupid lists. Spitroastoscopy. Volcanic sunburn. Getting on board new sports. Nacelles. Guy Ritchie. Marvel music. The Gay Terminator. That director that cheated on his wife with Kristen Stewart.  The Shelf Season XIV April 3, 10 & 17 on sale now.