The Brian's articulate the only way they know and elaborate in a special spoken part of the Herrings, the importance of Axle Grease in the Southern Hemisphere. Yes, the different lubricants used to pleasure oneself between northern parts of this planet and the southern is totally different,  if you have a penis, or two.  Brylcream might be abundant throughout the Milky Way  and de rigueur in the north, but down here it's Castrol Heavy Duty to get into that erotic zone.
On a less serious note the Brian's recruit a new member into the Herring team. Yes, Bevan Nigelson joins as a Cadet/Rookie/ Roustabout/Toilet Cleaner/Sandwich Maker/Car Washer/Drug Mule and Hermaphrodite Sex Worker.
Welcome Bevan and don't forget to wash your hands and anus before touching us, Bastard.