In this weeks episode, the Brians delve into the might and majesty of the new Trump Bible. The Donald has managed to unlock wisdom and insight, previously hidden to people of intellectual questionability. The cooking recipes alone are worth the asking price, not to mention the arousing centrefold sealed with the Don's own personal bodily fluids.

On a lighter note the Brians have fun with the new stabbing craze spreading across the globe. Rummage through the cutlery draw this week and sharpen those carving knives for more fun and frivolity.