With Ramadan, Lent and the Bubonic Plague upon us this week, the Brians reflect on their part in revitalising the miniature horse racing industry and what that means to cattle rustling across the globe.

Coincidently, a recent study by Barry of the International Statistic Institution, has revealed that less than 1 out of every 2 people identify as part time cattle rustlers or horse molesters. This information has been handed directly to the Pope in a large envelope covered in glitter and will be a key cornerstone in this years doing fuck all by anyone.