This week on The Six Hundred Dollar Podcast, the guys answer the age old question "Would you masturbate in front of your grandfather if it helped him reach heaven?", talk about if they want to go to their own funeral, Justin shares an alleged story about Eric Gagne allegedly harassing his former co-worker, the saga of Miles shitting on the potty continues, Tommy reveals that he doesn't understand how bad breath or stomachs work, and vigilante justice.

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