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Selling

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your apology song is gross.

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This is The Social Dose. The Social Dose

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is your go-to podcast for a gorgeous dose

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of what's going on in the world of social media. Brought

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is Thursday, July 13th, and I'm

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And now, let's get into these headlines.

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Today, the countdown to the Barbie

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movie is on, and the internet is gagging

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over the red carpet premiere. We get into

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the looks and posts that have us feeling hot

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pink. Then, I wish some

0:51

of you men were just figments of my imagination,

0:53

but sadly, unlike the man on the plane,

0:56

you are real!

0:57

We explain this viral American

0:59

Airlines moment. And

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finally, it's time for girl

1:04

dinner! Girl dinner! Girl

1:07

dinner! Lean into the table as we

1:09

tell you about this TikTok feminine feast.

1:12

All this breaking social media news and

1:14

more coming up next on The Social Dose.

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We'll get right back into our timelines after this

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brief message.

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That was brief. Yeah, indeed.

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How fast? Oh,

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man. All right, Paris, real quick,

1:31

have you seen these AI babies that people

1:33

have been posting on Instagram and TikTok? I

1:35

will be honest, Michael, I saw one, and I didn't

1:37

realize it was a trend until our social

1:40

scientists pointed it out to me, and I

1:42

am terrified. Oh,

1:43

I love this. I've

1:45

always loved those things

1:48

where you can put in your face and somebody else's, and

1:50

it mashes up your baby. Because usually it looks like

1:52

this terrifying amalgamation of your

1:54

faces, but these look like real.

1:57

And people are using CapCut to put them on to make it look like they've

1:59

been born.

1:59

actually had a baby. It's

2:03

fascinating and mildly terrifying.

2:07

So people have been using the app Remini, no

2:09

relation to Leah Remini, to create

2:11

an AI baby of themselves and their partners,

2:13

friends, enemies, childhood celebrity crushes,

2:15

you get it. But I would love to get the opinion

2:18

on this cute but creepy trend from our

2:20

good friend Courtney Michelle DeLugos. Courtney,

2:22

thank you so much for joining us today. Welcome

2:25

to The Social Dose. Welcome. What

2:27

are your thoughts on this cursed trend?

2:29

First of all, thank you so much for having me. It's

2:31

an absolute pleasure. This is

2:33

so crazy. My thought immediately

2:35

goes to that movie with Kate Hudson, where

2:38

she puts her and Matthew McConaughey's baby

2:40

together. Do you know what I'm talking about?

2:42

No. No, 51st dates, no. Oh wait,

2:44

yes, yes, I have seen this. There's a number

2:46

in it, there's a number in it. How to lose a guy in 10 days.

2:48

A guy in 10 days, that's what I would think, yes. And she

2:50

tries to scare him away by making this fake baby. And I'm

2:53

just so, I feel bad that she didn't have this technology

2:55

at her hands, because it's

2:57

a real loss. It's convincing.

3:00

It's very convincing, it's very creepy, but

3:02

I also feel like there are too

3:04

many rich celebrity men out

3:07

there in the universe

3:08

that need

3:10

to be blackmailed for money

3:13

for their fake baby. That's my hot take. Like

3:16

sending a photo and being like, hey, this is

3:18

your baby, start paying up. I'm

3:20

dark and twisted. And there's no baby. I wanna

3:23

make a baby with Captain America himself.

3:25

And I think just having a photo of it

3:28

framed in my house would be lovely, but then

3:30

you go a step further and you're like, no

3:32

pay me money or else I will tell the whole world

3:34

that we have a baby together. And it's convincing.

3:36

Oh my God, it is, yes. To

3:38

the point where I didn't even realize it was a fake baby

3:40

until somebody in the comments was like, this

3:43

is weird, that baby's not real. But

3:45

you know what it kind of reminds me of in a dark sided

3:47

way?

3:48

I don't know if they still do this, but in olden times

3:50

when a baby would die, they would take a

3:53

photo of the mom holding the dead baby

3:55

as like a keepsake to like help her process

3:57

the trauma. But it's giving that cause like these

3:59

babies aren't real.

3:59

These babies are basically dead babies or

4:02

babies that were never born. It's spooky

4:04

I mean, I'm not I would never turn

4:06

down pregnancy boobs in a photo.

4:09

I'm gonna be honest with you But

4:11

the baby is that's next-level ma'am I

4:13

wanted a date with a guy once who was like my family

4:16

is really rich But they won't give me any other money until I

4:18

have a baby. Oh

4:19

This

4:22

is the answer this is saving families

4:24

across America It really is you

4:26

could even just like have a fake virtual baby shower

4:29

post the photos link in bio to donate

4:31

to my registry done I

4:37

Do need a toaster so this is this is brilliant

4:41

Right the classic baby shower

4:46

I'm registered with just like random kitchen

4:48

appliances that I want I Well,

4:52

shall we shall we get into our stories now friends?

4:57

I'm Paris and I'm Michael

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and this is still the social dose

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Michael let's get into the next story. Shall we

5:06

let's do it Um our top story

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today the internet is going gaga

5:11

over the Barbie movie press tour outfits Each

5:14

Margot Robbie Barbie fit that drops gets

5:16

the girlies even more excited for their own Barbie

5:18

movie fit But is there a deeper

5:21

meaning behind all the pink and plastic our

5:23

resident Barbie Paris Nicholson? Although

5:25

honestly Paris Courtney's given you a run for your money today

5:28

as far as somebody who looks like Barbie

5:31

Oh if you could see Paris's face right

5:33

now, he always gets mad to move somebody who's prettier

5:35

than him on the pod All right Paris on

5:38

that note, please tell us about this

5:40

story Well,

5:42

Michael, I think we can agree you're not even

5:44

close to the running of being a Barbie in

5:46

this podcast today You

5:50

could be a cute little daddy can I think

5:52

thank you. Thank you Okay, so looking

5:54

at the images of this press tour is honestly

5:56

giving like life-size giving Tyra Banks

5:59

And Margot Robbie has had outfits designed

6:02

by Prada, Valentino, and even Scapparelli.

6:05

And the press tour also speaks to the bigger trend

6:07

of people having fun again on the red carpet,

6:10

like Anya Taylor-Joy dressing up like Princess Peach, or

6:13

somebody that people sleep on, Zendaya. I don't know if

6:15

anyone's ever noticed this, but her outfits

6:17

on red carpet premiers are always themed

6:19

to the movie. Like, look it up, Spider-Man,

6:21

Dune, it's always so, and it's so good,

6:23

she's so good at it. But these outfits

6:26

are incredible. I'm looking at some of them now. One

6:29

of my favorites is what she wore to the

6:31

Mexico City premiere, where

6:33

she's giving very totally hair Barbie,

6:35

or like 25th anniversary Barbie, in this

6:37

really cute, like, almost 70s kind

6:39

of colorful retro dress. What

6:42

do y'all think of these looks? Have you seen them?

6:44

I mean, you have them in front of you. Yeah,

6:46

we literally have them in front of us, yes. I

6:49

didn't realize that's what was happening until

6:53

very recently I saw a video of someone comparing

6:55

them. I think it's a good- I thought that was just her

6:57

style. I will say I saw the disco

6:59

one, and I was like, oh no.

7:01

Who put this poor woman in a Route 21 dress?

7:05

I was like, this is not, it looks

7:07

very good in better lighting, but

7:09

I'm glad it was on theme. I feel better about it.

7:11

Oh yeah, I love this. I thought this was just so

7:13

fun that they did recreate all these iconic Barbie

7:16

looks for her. Like, I think it's such

7:18

a brilliant idea. Like, yet again, the Barbie movie is

7:20

just weaning as far as marketing goes. Like,

7:23

absolutely genius, and I love how gung-ho she is

7:25

with this. It makes me love her even more, that she's like, sure,

7:28

dress me up like Barbie. And I love that they

7:30

all sort of built up to this amazing

7:33

black Barbie look, where she wore all pink

7:35

looks until the big premiere in LA, and then she wore

7:37

that iconic 1960s Barbie, where it's

7:40

that black dress that goes down

7:42

to her ankles, then shoots out the bottom, like

7:44

skin-tight sequenced dress. And even she did

7:46

the gloves with the necklace, and

7:48

then holding the little pink, like,

7:51

what,

7:52

napkin? Not napkin, like little- What

7:55

am I looking for? That's what I was looking for. I

7:58

almost said, yeah, like,

7:59

the attention to detail is just spectacular.

8:02

And the fact that like Scaparelli remade

8:04

this Barbie look for her is just amazing.

8:07

It's, she looks like a cake

8:09

topper. I mean, like in the best way possible, she looks

8:11

incredible. And

8:13

it's selling it. I forgot about those. I'm like,

8:15

here's the thing, cake toppers? The

8:18

Barbie cake topper, I forgot about those. Yeah,

8:22

every birthday, baby.

8:23

Yeah, yeah, honestly, I'm ready for her to come out

8:25

with a big cake ball gown.

8:27

Ooh. And

8:29

then it's edible. Ooh,

8:32

OK, that. I was thinking she would just stand there

8:34

and people would come and get a slice. And

8:36

say, oh, Margo, love the movie. She's

8:40

just by craft services. Oh my god. But

8:43

not like she pops out of a cake like Debbie Reynolds and singing

8:46

in the rain.

8:47

No, but I'd watch that too. Which Paris,

8:49

you got to give me credit. I haven't brought up Debbie Reynolds

8:51

in so long. So I don't

8:54

believe that. I don't believe that for

8:56

a minute. But you brought her up twice

8:58

in two sentences, so. That's true, I'm really proud.

9:01

I also loved the one of the Australia

9:03

premiere, where she wore the 1955 OG Barbie bathing suit look,

9:08

where it's like Barbie wore that little black

9:10

and white cotton bathing suit, which

9:12

I believe that Barbie's in the Smithsonian. I just

9:14

saw a video where they talked about the history of

9:16

Barbie.

9:17

This woman on TikTok broke it down for

9:19

us. And you

9:21

know how Barbie is a feminist,

9:24

how she became this role model for girls, where she

9:26

could be an astronaut. She ran for president. And

9:28

then Barbie always listens to

9:30

reactions, where they were like, but she creates unrealistic

9:33

body standards. So they did different body types and

9:35

different skin tones. And Barbie

9:38

with Down syndrome, Barbie in a wheelchair. I

9:40

love that Barbie does sort of try to be

9:42

as inclusive as possible. She's cool,

9:44

Barbie. I want to be her friend.

9:46

She got there eventually. It

9:49

took her a while. She listens. She

9:52

does. She's an empath. I'm

9:55

glad that she's finally getting

9:57

their recognition. Because I've always thought that

9:59

she has all the same. these jobs, she was

10:01

a flight attendant, she was a lawyer,

10:04

she was all these, I just think. Astronaut.

10:06

All, literally everything. And she kept up with

10:08

the times. Smithsonian, well deserved.

10:10

Yeah, but even like. I will say, if y'all haven't

10:12

watched it, go ahead,

10:14

Michael. Oh, I was gonna say, even like the fact that

10:16

she had her own house in a car, when

10:18

like that even was not a thing where like

10:20

she was a homeowner and drove herself everywhere. Like

10:22

she was a pretty strong independent lady. Like

10:25

yes, her body type is insane if it

10:27

was real, but at least

10:29

like girl had a mortgage and she was paying it off somehow,

10:32

so. Absolutely,

10:34

absolutely. Custom paint job, Barbie

10:36

Jeep, I mean, that's not cheap for her.

10:38

Like she's a Renaissance woman, truly. Really? We

10:40

are rooting for her. I

10:43

will say, if y'all haven't watched it, Trixie

10:45

Mattel does a really good breakdown

10:47

of like the history and evolution of Barbie, because obviously

10:50

she's like one of the world's biggest Barbie fans. And

10:53

that one is actually how I learned that that Australia 1955

10:56

Barbie look, that's actually back when

10:59

Barbie wasn't like looking straight ahead.

11:01

She was only ever looking off to the side, like kind

11:03

of coy and coquettish, because that was the expectation

11:05

of women. And then there was a period in time where

11:07

they were like, no,

11:08

she can have agency, she can

11:10

look forward and make eye contact. And then

11:12

that was a huge shift for Barbie. This

11:14

is incredible. Yeah. Wow. This

11:16

is incredible. So watch the Trixie Mattel video, it's really good. Oh,

11:19

interesting.

11:20

Speaking of all the fashion,

11:22

did you see the video from at cat

11:25

Quinn on TikTok where she's

11:27

playing into this sort of the

11:30

theories around why America for era has

11:32

been wearing only black and white on this whole tour.

11:35

And I think it's interesting to note that this came out

11:37

before the LA premiere. So when Margot

11:39

Robbie's been wearing only pink and then America

11:41

for era has been only wearing black and white. And

11:43

then at the LA premiere, they switched where Margot

11:46

Robbie is now wearing all black and America for

11:48

era finally wore pink for the first time. But

11:50

even then, she was the only one not

11:53

in like neon pink. She was in very muted, like

11:55

sort of almost a skin tone pink. So

11:58

people are saying that there's some sort of like. Like Wizard

12:00

of Oz vibes, right? Like a reverse

12:02

Wizard of Oz is the theory. And

12:05

then it's like, what does that say about her character?

12:08

So in the video, Kat Quinn talks about the

12:10

symbolism. Yeah, it's Debbie Reynolds. In the video,

12:13

Debbie Reynolds talks about the symbolism of

12:15

these red carpet looks. But

12:18

talking about how Barbie's obviously in hot pink and

12:20

everything and America Ferrer, who's like a character in the real world

12:22

in the film, is in like really dark, black

12:24

colors and how all of the scenes that we see of the

12:27

real world are very muted. So her theory

12:29

is that the Barbie movie will follow a similar

12:31

like reverse Wizard of Oz, where Barbie

12:33

goes from a magical colorful dream world and then

12:36

into like a dull black and white world.

12:38

And that makes so much sense, Michael, that they would switch it up

12:40

at the end because I bet by the end of the movie, Barbie's

12:42

a little more muted and America's a little

12:44

brighter.

12:45

Ooh, I cannot wait for this y'all.

12:48

I just saw a dirty dad joke about Ken and Barbie,

12:50

but we don't have to do dad jokes. Did

12:53

you see that dad joke where it's like, how do

12:55

we, how do you know that Ken and

12:57

Barbie, oh, it was like, the

12:59

dad joke, it was like, how do you know that Ken

13:01

and Barbie have never actually had sex? How?

13:04

Because Ken came in another box.

13:08

Oh. Oh,

13:09

is that a dad joke? That's

13:11

like a really dirty dad joke. I was

13:14

like, should we have a conversation? Actually, yeah,

13:16

I guess if that dad is telling

13:18

that to a kid, maybe we should

13:20

question that father. That's a one-year-older

13:23

joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:25

When dad brings out the good material. And

13:28

with that, we'll take a quick break.

13:34

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13:43

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13:45

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13:50

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13:54

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Alrighty, I will let you get back to the episode

14:02

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14:31

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14:32

wherever you get podcasts.

14:37

And we're back. Mm-hmm.

14:41

Listeners, I am telling you

14:43

right now, that motherfucker

14:45

right there is not real.

14:47

What? Paris, for the last time,

14:49

it's just Botox. I'm not fake, I just look

14:52

gorgeous.

14:53

The jury is still out on that, Michael,

14:55

but what's not up for debate is the very real

14:57

viral TikTok sound of the woman claiming

15:00

her fellow plane passenger is fake. MJB,

15:03

if that is really you, please elaborate. Yes,

15:06

no, Paris, this entire podcast has just been

15:09

the movie The Sixth Sense. I'm actually in fact

15:11

not real. Your AI. No,

15:13

your life is actually the Truman Show, Paris. I'm just

15:15

being paid a lot of money to be here, and I've already

15:17

won three Emmys for this performance. No.

15:20

You're getting paid? Exactly. I'm

15:23

just getting

15:23

real. And Emmys? I'm just getting

15:25

real. And Emmys? Courtney's just here for the Barbie

15:27

cake. Nice. Yeah,

15:31

this little incident happened last week on

15:33

American Airlines, a flight that was

15:35

leaving from Fort Worth, Texas, where a

15:38

woman began to freak out.

15:40

She got up from the back of the plane accusing

15:42

a passenger at the back of not being real.

15:45

She said, as she's like yelling,

15:48

walking down the aisle,

15:49

I'm telling you, I'm getting

15:51

the fuck off this. I'm getting

15:53

the fuck off. And there's a reason why I'm getting the fuck

15:55

off. And everyone can either believe

15:57

it or not believe it.

15:59

I don't give two fucks, but I am telling you, right

16:02

now, that motherfucker back there

16:05

is not real. That's

16:07

my best impression of her. It's the

16:09

moment where she's like, not real.

16:12

It's so good. It's

16:15

giving that bridesmaid scene where she's like, there's

16:17

a woman churning butter on the wing of the plane. It's

16:19

exactly that. But the

16:22

thing is, so this has gone viral, the

16:24

audio of this has gone viral on TikTok, but

16:26

what's really fun is some people are starting to

16:28

believe it. Maybe there was

16:30

a fake person and not a fake, I'm dating

16:32

your college ex-boyfriend because I thought you were totally

16:34

over him, but in a shape shifter

16:36

kind of way. It's

16:39

just confirming some people's crazy

16:41

notions. I love everything about

16:43

this. I'm not not in that camp, honestly.

16:46

She says it with such conviction that it's

16:48

hard, because she believes it. She 100% believes

16:51

every word she's saying. And even

16:53

in the video,

16:54

when she says that motherfucker back there is not

16:57

real, everyone in the video turns back to look.

17:00

They're believing her and to some extent, they're like,

17:02

wait, what is she talking about? Because she sells

17:05

the shit out of this performance. She

17:07

seems like a relatively regular woman. I

17:10

hope this isn't

17:11

a normal person having a psychotic episode

17:13

or a mental health thing, and then we're all just making fun of it,

17:15

because that doesn't feel good. My

17:17

theory is probably she took a couple whatevers

17:20

to help her relax on the plane, allegedly.

17:23

That's probably more likely in my mind,

17:25

and that's the story I'm gonna stick with. Now,

17:28

Courtney, you have some insight into this,

17:30

right? You have some also alleged insight.

17:33

Listen, I have a alleged tea, which,

17:36

incredible tea brand, if anyone wants to take that. A

17:39

alleged tea. A alleged tea. That's

17:41

brilliant. It is brilliant.

17:43

That's good. Brand it now. You

17:46

can't steal it from you. Watch

17:49

me. So a friend on

17:51

TikTok posted this

17:52

video, and allegedly,

17:54

one of her friend's friends, knows

18:00

this woman and was asking her about it. And

18:02

the woman was on her way to a cruise and

18:04

she says she was not drinking.

18:07

Now I don't, we can either confirm or deny

18:09

whether there was other things involved, right?

18:12

Okay, sure. That went down the chute.

18:14

But she says that the guy

18:16

beside her, they had some

18:18

sort of altercation, I assume over the AirPods,

18:21

that seems to be like the general consensus. And

18:23

the guy turned to her and said, he's gonna take

18:25

this plane down.

18:26

No. That was the alleged

18:29

thing

18:30

that occurred. Now I need

18:32

this woman to come on with her impeccable

18:34

slicked back bun and whatever

18:37

accent voice thing was happening and

18:40

speak in that voice and then give

18:42

us the tea and give us an actual answer.

18:44

We'd need answers at this point. Honestly,

18:47

the fact that we don't have one is unusual. That's

18:50

what I'm saying. At this point, it seems like she would come forward

18:53

and issue like a statement and be like, hey, this is what was

18:55

going on. But like, where is she? Is

18:57

she okay? What's happened to her? But

18:59

you know what is still fun? The people using

19:02

the voiceover, like at Just Candice

19:07

who posted a video and it's her

19:09

with that sound, like the post

19:11

from at Just Candice, who was a flight attendant,

19:13

who was like, also they don't have enough on the plane already.

19:16

And it's her just standing at her desk and it

19:18

says POV, making sure everyone

19:20

is real. And it's her just looking

19:22

around the terminal to the law and

19:24

order music. And like,

19:26

I think. And she says

19:29

in the caption, no shape shifters

19:31

on this flight today. Like,

19:34

I loved that one. Have you seen some

19:36

of these other ones? Yeah,

19:38

they're incredible. I did see a theory that, are

19:41

you familiar with the guy on TikTok who's like a ventriloquist

19:43

and like he'll say like, hi, how's it

19:45

going to people like on the street, except

19:48

he won't move his mouth when he says it. And then

19:50

he'll delay the movement of his mouth. And

19:53

the way people react by immediately questioning

19:55

their reality, they're like, what's going on? Something's

19:58

wrong with your mouth. Cause like, they'll hear the words.

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I'm

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so down to count that. I'm down for that too. Honestly,

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it's just not me out. Do you know my happy place? Just like,

22:04

exactly. Economy class gets a Benadryl. First class gets

22:06

a Xanax. Oh my gosh, what an incentive. No,

22:08

what are you talking about economy? They don't get drugs. They

22:10

just get like a boot to the head.

22:12

You just knock out cold. Or it depends, that's the Spirit Airline version. Like, United

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might give you a Benadryl. Just a Lenox. I'm not

22:16

a Benadryl. I'm not a Benadryl. I'm not a Benadryl.

22:19

I'm not a Benadryl. Just like, just like, knock out cold. Just

22:21

like, knock out cold. Just like, knock out cold. Just like, knock

22:23

out cold. Or it depends,

22:26

that's the Spirit Airline version. Like,

22:28

United might give you a Benadryl. Just a Lenox.

22:31

But like, Spirit just straight up, yeah, they just straight

22:33

up clued the movie. They just whack you over the head with a candlestick.

22:36

Zip tie your arms

22:37

and legs. Southwest, everyone's the same, so they just

22:39

like, rub a chamomile teabag in front

22:41

of your face and hope for the best. And

22:47

with that, we will get right back into our timelines

22:49

after another little break. Love

22:52

these little breaks. Woof.

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That one was long, Michael. I'm Michael.

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And I'm Paris. And this

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is The Social Dose. Our

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timelines are just begging for our return,

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so let's see what's next.

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Do you want dinner, but you're sick of it

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not being cunty? Do you crave

24:34

a variety of little snickety snacks, but the

24:37

Lames are trying to make you eat chicken and rice? Chicken

24:39

and rice that is not cunty at all? Well,

24:42

we aren't standing for this insanity any longer.

24:44

Lean into the tables, ladies, because TikTok

24:46

is serving up girl dinner with a side salad.

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Courtney, what's cooking?

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I don't know, but it's cunty. Tell

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you what, I love this

24:57

cunty. This is my

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favorite thing about TikTok is just things that I thought

25:02

were embarrassing as a human being. And then I'm

25:04

like, oh, every other person does this

25:06

in America. It's incredible. It's

25:09

so good. I've had all of

25:11

these. I've had popcorn for dinner.

25:13

I've had snacks for dinner. I've had

25:16

just like whatever's in my fridge

25:18

thrown in a bowl and hope it doesn't

25:20

have mold or bacteria. It's yeah,

25:22

it's the dream.

25:24

Yeah. So girl dinner, I think specifically is like

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a very loose amalgamation of

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like a little this, a little that kind of

25:30

just like whatever you have in a fridge. For

25:32

example, we have an example of girl dinner from

25:35

user sista.krista and on

25:37

her plate we have a couple pickles,

25:40

two pieces of fudge, some Trader

25:43

Joe's fried macaroni and cheese balls, a

25:45

handful of cherries and then some little

25:47

pieces of brie. Yeah. And I'm like,

25:49

honestly, give me that. Yeah.

25:52

I want it. And I love the song that comes

25:54

with these, which I swear I'm gonna use the next time

25:56

I go into an audition and they're like, can we hear your best

25:58

like 32 bars?

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So,

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thank you very much. Besties, listen up. Thank

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you. Yeah, no. Pringles would be a great

28:04

girl dinner. Yeah. Oh, they would be an incredible girl

28:07

dinner. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, so I do the frozen meal

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situation anyways. I throw in an Amy's organic

28:14

and I just put it in the Miigrawave

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and call it a night. But I will say I

28:18

have had many a dinner that's

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just like retired,

28:23

potentially expired, like craft services,

28:25

steelings. Like just

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like, that's a popcorn and like a little

28:30

kind bar and then just like random

28:33

accoutrement of the

28:35

world of film. Just stuff in my face.

28:38

I remember there was one time where

28:40

I literally just ate a can of like

28:42

corn, like canned corn. Didn't

28:45

bother to heat it up. Just opened a can and ate it with

28:47

a spoon. My roommate was like, oh, Michael.

28:50

I love Niblets, bitch.

28:52

Actually two days ago, my girl

28:55

dinner consisted of a handful of fruity pebbles

28:57

that were a little still because they were the ones that like fell

29:00

out of the bag and were at the bottom of the box. And

29:02

then like three bites of a piece

29:04

of chocolate cake I had saved from dessert the

29:07

night previous.

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I love it. Those fruity pebbles

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deserve love too. So they do. That's

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a girl dinner. Yes. Oh,

29:16

man. Oh,

29:19

man.

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Should we mention briefly some actual

29:23

like summer foods that are trending on TikTok

29:26

that maybe you know, won't, okay,

29:28

great. Nevermind. Oh,

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man. No, silence. No, silence. No,

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silence.

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No, silence. No, silence. No, silence.

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Oh, man.

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Should we harmonize? No.

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Oh, let's try. Should

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we all try and do our own rendition of our own

29:45

remix right now of the girl dinner song?

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Okay. Yeah, no salads. Okay, great. We're

29:51

starting a new one. Okay. It's

29:54

a five. I'll take the melody. Are we doing it together?

29:56

Yeah, I think because the remix that's

29:58

so unhinged where it's like eight times.

29:59

different voices, our own

30:02

version. Okay,

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a five, six, seven,

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eight. Girls.

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No, stop it. Girls. Girls. No,

30:10

stop it. Girls. Girls, stop

30:12

it. No, stop it. Girls. Girls.

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No, stop it. Michael

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forgot the line at the top. I did,

30:20

I just, I'm sorry. It

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was truly unhinged in all the ways

30:26

it could be. We succeeded. High five,

30:28

y'all. That was beautiful. All

30:31

right, well, that is all the time we have

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for today. I know, right? Thank you so much for joining us,

30:35

friends. Courtney, please tell

30:37

everybody at home where they can catch up with you, follow

30:39

you, spend quality time with you.

30:42

Maybe not that. We don't want stalkers. I

30:44

go to Trader Joe's every Sunday

30:47

at 3 p.m. Follow me there. Literally.

30:50

It's

30:54

at, and I did not think about this. It's

30:56

at, it's Courtney Michelle. I

30:58

always have to spell it out. You know what I mean? At, I-T-S,

31:01

Courtney Michelle. Follow me on

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the plethora of social media networks

31:06

on the internet. And do you have anything fun coming

31:08

up you'd like to share? Oh,

31:11

I'm going through a divorce. No, I, not at

31:13

all. Not

31:15

at all. No, no one loves me, it's fine. Do

31:18

I have a podcast coming out, which I'm really excited

31:20

about.

31:20

Watch this space, besties, because

31:22

people love Courtney and we are amongst

31:25

those people. And as always, don't

31:27

forget to catch up with us on our socials or leave

31:29

us messages at the socialdosepodcast.com

31:32

and we might just perform them aloud as if it were

31:34

an audition tape. Now, with that being said,

31:36

I need to get myself turned into a doll in a

31:38

reverse life-size situation before the Barbie

31:40

premiere. And I have to go find a stale

31:42

sleeve of Ritz crackers and some leftover hummus

31:45

because I am hungry now for my own girl

31:47

dinner. Happy scrolling, friends. Happy

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scrolling.

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And happy munching for me.

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is engineered by Gulliver Lawrence Tickle and John

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Scott, music by Dom Jones.