We hear about the awful tale of those poor school kids who were FORCED TO EAT MASH WITH THEIR HANDS. Dylan points out that cutlery is not a universal human right. Also with NO DEAL now seriously on the cards we look at size of the UK FISHING INDUSTRY and find out how that compares to the UK PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY and believe it or not there's not much between them turnover wise. And after Dylans touching rest in peace for Des O'Connor we look back at the life of another recently deceased UK OLD SCHOOL STAR who recently departed this mortal coil. The wonderful Barbara Windsor with her aaald jellies.SNOWFLAKES ASSEMBLEFOR AN HOUR X