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come on and everybody you are listening

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to the voice, come on dig me

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now, one and only Steve

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Harvey got a radio show.

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Well, okay, here we go.

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You know what's important, What's

2:20

what can be a huge part of your success

2:24

is if you if you find a balance,

2:28

if you find a balance in

2:31

your life. That's that's

2:33

been very important for me. And I've

2:35

really never phrased it this way until

2:37

now, but I was kind of thinking about

2:40

it after my wife and I mean we set

2:42

up one night recently. Man. You

2:44

know, I often come on here and this is kind

2:47

of an inspirational moment of the show, and I

2:49

try to remind people about that most

2:52

important relationship between you and God.

2:55

And that's that's the apex of it. That's

2:58

that's the that's the top of the crime. You

3:00

gotta form the relationship with God. If you don't,

3:03

everything else struggles. It's

3:05

hard to be a good husband without God. It's

3:07

hard to be a good family man without God. It's

3:10

hard to be successful without God. Man,

3:12

it's hard to be hard to get through this thing

3:14

called life without God. So that's clear.

3:17

But at the same time,

3:20

you can't talk about God twenty four

3:22

seven. You got to go to work.

3:24

Come on, man, let's just be real. I ain't I ain't

3:27

your past, and I ain't at your church. But let's

3:29

just be real about it. You

3:31

know, if people tell you got to keep your mind stayed

3:34

on Him and all like that, that's that's a true statement.

3:36

You gotta keep your mind stayed in that area.

3:38

I don't not here to tell you how to live, but you got to

3:41

keep your mind stayed in that area of God, of doing

3:43

the right thing, caring about people. That's

3:45

what I took it as. Now I could be wrong. I

3:47

apologize if I'm not saying that the way

3:49

you've been taught. I can only do me now.

3:53

But after that, you got to go to work. You

3:55

gotta have some fun. You gotta

3:57

take care of your business, and

4:00

that's the balance you have to find so

4:04

it once you focus on showing

4:06

up your relationship with God, you

4:09

got you gotta balance this now. Now

4:13

you got to allocate some time

4:15

I don't care who you are, for your family. If

4:18

you're gonna have a family, you got to allocate

4:21

some time for them. See, we can't

4:23

just marry these women or make

4:25

these kids and then neglect

4:27

them and fellas, especially

4:30

if I'm talking to me about him, Ladies, you can listen

4:32

to but listen. If you find yourself

4:34

struggling in your life, man, and you can't

4:36

seem to get it together, let's just go over

4:38

a couple of things. The first two things,

4:41

if you find yourself struggling, you can't seem

4:43

to pull it together and reach your goals and get

4:46

to where you want to go, Let's

4:48

just do a check how

4:51

is your relationship with God? And

4:54

then next how much time

4:56

are you taking to allocate for your

4:58

family? Now, your

5:00

family don't always live in your house, but

5:04

if you made them, they yours and

5:06

the responsibility to them is never

5:09

lessing because you don't stay that no more. Because

5:11

you and the girl broke up, you and the woman

5:14

don't speak a man that don't ever

5:16

release you from the obligation. Feel

5:19

me when I'm telling you this now, because

5:21

I'm not telling you something I'm wondering about.

5:24

I've had to live through them years. So

5:27

two things you can start looking at. If

5:29

you're not where you want to be, and you ain't, you ain't

5:31

really solid. You can't figure out why you keep spending

5:33

your wills. Have you just done a random

5:36

inventory, man? Have you just checked on your relationship

5:38

with God? Have you checked on the

5:40

time you spending dedicated towards

5:43

your family, your children that you've created.

5:45

If them two things is out of saint man,

5:47

that I can tell you right now, you

5:50

can go on and get to explain in yourself away

5:52

just like that. A man, how

5:54

come you ain't where you want to be? I'm couz man,

5:56

I really ain't. Well, if you really

5:59

ain't, then you really ain't. The third

6:01

thing is you got to allocate

6:03

the necessary time for your business.

6:07

You got to handle your business. All

6:10

of this, man, is

6:12

the way it works, and

6:15

the order the order

6:17

is God first, family

6:21

second. Then

6:23

you got to handle all your business but

6:25

as men, and this is what we do. If

6:28

I don't handle my business, I can't

6:30

take care of my family. True

6:33

statement. But if your business is in front

6:35

of your family, you out of order. Nah.

6:38

That's all we're talking about now, ain't it. See

6:40

that's that's all we really saying here now, fellas

6:42

you know, you know I mean, I mean, come on, man,

6:45

you know, let's let's have a real conversation

6:47

about being better. You know, if

6:49

you have created these children, you got to handle your

6:51

business. You may not

6:54

like the girl no more. You and the woman might have broken

6:56

up, y'all might go your own way, But what that got to do with

6:58

the child though? Man out to handle your

7:00

business. They got to know who daddy is.

7:03

That's your obligation, man, And God ain't letting

7:05

you off the hook for that. Try

7:07

go ahead and try it, and thank you. Gonna

7:09

get off the hook with that, because you're not man, You

7:12

just not. I'm sorry,

7:14

man, dog

7:17

Steve, Why are you coming like that? Because I did

7:19

it like that. I

7:21

did it, man. I was over here trying to reshape

7:23

my life, getting myself up on my feet when I

7:26

was a homeless man and trying to come back.

7:28

Man, I thought I had to take care of me first

7:30

and then so I can neglect it. Care

7:32

about them kids, man, That ain't high work,

7:34

man, God help us knee on my neck for

7:36

a long time for that one right there, until I finally

7:39

learned the lesson hold up,

7:41

man, put these phone calls

7:43

in, Go spend some time, do something, And

7:46

then it started turning around for me. You

7:49

know, I can't beat there all the time because I am

7:51

out here on the ground in the hustle. But at the same

7:53

time, man, some more phone calls,

7:56

some more letters, somemohaha, he he's

7:58

something, Then

8:01

take care of your business. Man. You

8:03

got to work hard to be successful. You

8:06

know. Sometimes I don't put that in there. I just

8:08

live in and I expect my sons to emulate

8:10

that. But I gotta talk to him all the time. How

8:13

hard you got to work to be something.

8:16

It's an all out of salt on it. Man. If you gotta

8:18

target in mind, you gotta go. You gotta wake

8:21

up every day trying to get there, and

8:23

you can't get tired of it because

8:26

it's it's it never

8:28

ends. You're gonna always be this way.

8:31

That's how life is designed and set up. You

8:34

got to be a hard worker, man. If

8:36

you're always looking for some time to chill

8:38

and man, I wanta go do what I want to do, you

8:41

ain't gonna make it. In

8:43

order to be successful, you have to do a series

8:45

of things that you're uncomfortable doing, and

8:48

work is the thing that most

8:50

of us are uncomfortable doing. It's so much

8:52

easier to chill, man. I

8:54

wish I could kick back with a cigar man all

8:57

the time, but I can't,

8:59

Man, Man, I can't

9:03

because I got to work. Then

9:08

the last piece of the balance balance

9:11

piece is you gotta take some time out to enjoy

9:13

yourself. But

9:15

if you ain't where you want to be, you ain't

9:17

got a lot of time to enjoy yourself.

9:21

Quit thinking, man, that this balance is

9:23

even. It's a whole lot

9:25

of God, a whole lot of family,

9:27

a whole lot of business, and a little

9:29

bit of chilling. The chilling

9:32

can't be equal to the family, the

9:34

business, or your God. If the chilling

9:37

is equal to any of them, you ain't gonna

9:39

make it. Quit chilling, man, and

9:42

go to work like a man. Do what

9:44

you post to do. Work on your family,

9:46

work on your relationship, work on your God,

9:49

work on your business. And then when you chill,

9:51

you might not chill is long, but you show gonna

9:53

chill bigger You're gonna ball bigger baby.

9:56

You're listening, ladies

10:02

and gentlemen, boys and girls,

10:04

animal trainers, circus

10:07

participants, all of

10:09

you who have wanted to gather yourselves

10:12

and decided for some reason not too.

10:15

I welcome everybody to the Steve Harvey

10:17

Morning Show. Ladies

10:19

and gentlemen. It is a new day.

10:22

It is another reason to give

10:25

thanks to Almighty God. I

10:27

have a reason. Every breath I

10:29

take is because of him.

10:32

Man, I'm grateful. Gratitude affects

10:35

your attitude, which is in direct correlation

10:38

with your altitude. Understand

10:40

that. Now, get your tunes in order. Steve

10:43

Harvey Morning Show. Shirley Strawberry

10:45

is still off. The one and only call it for real.

10:47

Mouth of the South, Mississippi,

10:49

Monica Junior, whose government

10:51

name is killed Space and the

10:54

legend that is nephew Tommy Boy.

10:57

Here for another when Junior, what's on your mind

10:59

to day? Man? Let's talk

11:01

about this. Man. You've been here six to

11:03

five years, Ouca, you've seen everything, sixty

11:06

five trips around the sun. Yeah.

11:09

What I don't understand is how come people

11:12

at negativity keeps them from

11:14

the positive. How can they believe in that so much?

11:17

Possible. See what negativity

11:20

does is it wears you down. Negativity

11:24

puts you in a frame of mind. What

11:27

the average person doesn't understand is

11:29

you have absolute control over

11:31

that. Because I've said this a thousand

11:34

times on the show. Life is

11:37

ten percent what happens to you. It's

11:39

ninety percent what you do about it. See,

11:42

the ten percent is only big if you're allowed

11:44

to be big. It's

11:46

called life. It ain't just happening

11:48

to you, It's happening to everybody.

11:51

You ain't the only one that's facing challenges,

11:54

hardships, trials, tribulations,

11:56

ups and downs. You're not the only

11:58

one. You're not the only one don't know your father.

12:01

You're not the only one that's been sick. You're

12:03

not the only one who lost the loved

12:06

one. You're just not. You're not

12:08

the only one that flunked out of school. Sorry.

12:11

You're not the only one that felt neglected.

12:13

You ain't the only one. Ain't got a man. You

12:16

ain't the only one found a girl of your dreams.

12:18

You're not the only one. So

12:21

why are you amplifying

12:23

the negative when these

12:26

things happen all the time.

12:29

So you have a choice in how

12:32

you look at any situation. You

12:34

can look at the glass as half full or

12:37

half empty. It's the same

12:39

amount of water in the glass. But one

12:41

of them thoughts to make you grateful and

12:43

the other one makes you despondent. Yeah,

12:47

thank you Lord for the water in my glass.

12:51

My glass is half empty. It's

12:54

almost gone. It's

12:56

down. The levels is low. Negativity,

13:01

man, And once you allowed that to

13:04

take root and seed in your mind,

13:06

it spreads like a virus. You

13:09

got covid in the brain. Many

13:16

life, Yes, all the time.

13:18

I choose optimism. I choose

13:21

positivity over negativity. I

13:23

choose God. I got no problem

13:26

bigger than my God. So bring it on.

13:29

She'll pass. Yes,

13:34

yes, say round the sun. That's

13:36

why you spin it off? Back

13:40

hit this man in here. You're

13:43

listening show.

13:46

Okay, time to start your morning off

13:48

with. Run that prank back what you got, nephew,

13:51

I got the cake lady, Enough

13:54

said cake lady. Come on, this

13:57

is Bob. Yeah. I need to ask you what

14:00

kind of cakes do y'all make at this place? Well,

14:02

sir, we make all occasion cakes, birthday

14:04

cakes, anniversary cakes, wedding cakes,

14:07

pretty much whatever you need, what you're looking for, do

14:09

y'all be making adult cakes. Yes, sound

14:11

like a few adult cakes, you know bachelotte

14:14

parties and U you know wedding. Well,

14:17

what exactly are you looking for? Sir? No,

14:19

no, no, The problem is is this right here. I

14:21

ordered a cake from you all on Saturday.

14:24

Huh. They were supposed to be delivered to my

14:26

daughter's school on Tuesday, and

14:29

you know she and junior high school, thirteen

14:31

years old. The cake was supposed to have hand

14:34

them on towna on it, and it was supposed to say happy

14:36

birthday. Now the cake get

14:38

delivered over there today and I

14:41

can't, for the life of me believe that this is happen. We

14:43

in her classroom, all the classmates, and

14:45

there some teachers in there. The principle that came

14:47

down. We've been to have cake and ice cream for the

14:49

kids, but when they open up the cake, it's

14:52

a man's private part on the cake.

14:54

What oh No, sir, No, sir no,

14:56

sir no, suthing No. We have never

14:59

made a mistake like that. Jill

15:01

made that mistake that I've been calling this place all

15:03

damn day. Y'all didn't made this damn

15:06

mistake, And somebody gonna pay for this. I got

15:09

thirteen year old. No, you're gonna have to lower

15:11

it down now, okay, because we can't get nothing

15:13

settled if you're yelling and I can't hear you. Okay,

15:16

I need the lord. You should have lord that private

15:18

part off that cake. That's where s sir.

15:21

What is your name? My name is trouble. And

15:24

now where was the cake supposed to be going? Middle

15:27

school? Middle school? Now

15:29

when was it delivered? Sir? I just don't

15:31

see them this in right there. You can't remember.

15:33

That's how y'all made the damn mistake. So please

15:36

just answer the question so we can get this settled.

15:38

Sir. No, what who is the owner

15:41

there? Excuse me? I am the owner. My

15:43

name is Bob. Now, if you give me

15:45

the information, I'll try to make this thing

15:47

right because it couldn't have been my company. Are

15:49

you absolutely sure, sir? I'm positive

15:52

y'all is the ones that delivered the damn Okay, listen,

15:55

I got all these thirteen year old kids

15:57

in their chromatized and the teachers

15:59

and all okay looking at me, crazy,

16:04

sir, But I need to calm down just for a minute.

16:06

Let me ask you this wait you want me to do? Should

16:09

have took that private part down. I

16:11

can understand, but I don't think it was my company,

16:14

okay, because we've never made a mistake like that.

16:16

Now, we're very careful with that kind of stuff. Now,

16:19

sir, hold on one NTE come here. Do

16:21

you know anything about a cake delivery at Hannah Montana?

16:23

Cake going to middle school today? Y'all?

16:26

Did y'all make any deliveries? Okay, thanks,

16:28

sir. I just talked to my driver and

16:31

he's been with me about eight years, sir, and we've

16:33

never had a problem like this. He's never delivered a

16:35

cake over there, sir? Are you sure

16:37

it was my cousin? Damn show this place,

16:40

lady, it's this play your driver line.

16:42

You know. You know mistakes can be made,

16:45

but I can't. You

16:47

got a man's private part and in

16:50

front of a bunch of thirteen ye old kids out. I

16:52

can understand. I would be upset to. I have

16:54

children too, so I can understand what you're trying to say.

16:56

But Sir, what I'm trying to tell you is this

16:58

is not my comver need you're talking about.

17:01

We wouldn't have done anything like that. I've been in business

17:03

with thirteen years. What is your name? My

17:05

name is Barbara. Okay, so you're

17:07

the one behind all of this on this damn

17:10

cake was full of behind him Montana and want

17:12

up be in a man's private party on the

17:14

cake. So come on to stop

17:16

and think about it. Your school

17:20

and a duck cake to a school? Now

17:23

I understand you up, fifty ladies,

17:25

do you understand what has happened at

17:27

my daughter's school? And I apologize

17:29

for it, sir, But I don't believe that you ordered

17:32

the cake from my company. Okay. As

17:34

a matter of fact, we made cakes on Friday, sir.

17:36

Wasn't no cake delivered today? Sir?

17:38

It's a Tuesday, and what the hell I mean

17:40

it's a Tusay. Ain't nobody even cake on Tuesday?

17:43

Sir. I have told you that that

17:45

couldn't have happened here at my company. Okay,

17:48

look let me know. Okay, Now, I'll

17:50

be happy to make a cake for you,

17:52

sir and to send it to your daughter.

17:54

But sir, it wasn't my company that wo

17:57

no more damn cake. Let me tell you something.

17:59

Let me tell you what I'm going to do. Lady. I'm

18:01

gonna call my lawyers, I'm gonna get

18:03

with the police, and I'm coming over there to

18:06

shut that down. You won't sell

18:08

a cupcake when I get through with y'r all, sir,

18:10

you know what you don't go to. Let

18:12

me tell you something. This is my

18:15

business that I've worked for thirteen

18:17

years to build. You ain't gonna come up here

18:19

doing I'm gonna shut that due.

18:22

You come up from the sand more pisting up your

18:25

Your mammy won't even know who you are. You need to get

18:27

off my song with this. That's

18:30

something ignity in the first place, Sir, I

18:32

dare you call me with that? And what the is

18:35

your name? I already told you my name

18:37

is trouble whatever. Bring

18:39

you. It's up here and I got something for

18:42

you. Bring you and the police.

18:44

Do you think I'm gonna let some go like

18:46

you come jeopardize my business. I've been a business

18:49

to wrong. I know what I'm doing

18:51

now. I don't know who you called it, but

18:53

it won't showing up mine company.

18:55

Do you understand me. I don't understand

18:57

everything you're saying, and I understand what I

19:00

get over there. I'm gonna shut it down me

19:02

and the police won't come my head and get you.

19:05

Step down, and you're gonna have a don I'm crying

19:07

over your Now, I'm talking what my

19:10

company? Now, get off my phone?

19:12

Do you hear me? I got one more thing I

19:14

need to say down, lady, this thing to tell

19:16

me talking about shotting down my company.

19:19

I got one more thing is you're listening to me. I

19:22

ain't listening what you got to say

19:24

to me. This is Nephew Tommy from

19:26

the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just

19:28

got pranked by your girlfriends. Oh

19:32

my god, oh

19:36

oh

19:40

yes, tell it. I'm gonna get up this moose. Oh

19:43

my god, I'm gonna kill us.

19:45

I'm gonna go bye. Hello.

19:49

Oh my god, Oh my god, please

19:51

kill me. I'm not on the radio. Geez,

19:54

you ain't on the radio now, but you're gonna be on there

19:56

in the morning. Oh lord, no, no, my

19:58

preacher, is body else go be on it. Oh my

20:01

god, I'm gonna kill it. I'm

20:03

gonna kill it. I'm gonna get me a

20:05

cake. Ain't gonna hard job up.

20:08

Oh, I'm gonna get

20:11

somebody. Stop playing like that. You know,

20:13

she's gonna have to look out every day. She ain't

20:16

gonna never wear us coming from I'm gonna be like the thief

20:18

in the night on her missus

20:24

b I gotta ask you one more thing. What

20:26

is what is the baddest I'm talking

20:28

about the baddest radio show in

20:30

the land, Steve hard and

20:33

Morning Show. Y'all.

20:37

What hey, can you make it? Can you make a socket

20:39

to the cake? Yeah? I can make a socket to your

20:41

cake. But even hope it ain't got him gun in it. Y'all

20:44

gonna look around, getting around. That's

20:46

what somebody like that they business there. Thank

20:50

you, Tommy. Coming up next, we will

20:53

ask the clo right

20:55

after this you're listening, coming

21:00

up at the top of the hour. In Entertainment

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21:21

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talking about menopause and Senator

21:26

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21:32

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21:37

everything, I loved it. Yes,

21:41

we'll talk about all of these stories at the top

21:43

of the hour. But right now it's time for ask

21:45

the clo Here we go Steve val

21:47

in Newark. She said, my fiance went

21:50

to Mexico two weeks ago for

21:52

his last trip as a

21:55

single guy. He sent to selfie

21:57

to let me know he made it. I saw

21:59

a girl's foot and ankle bracelet

22:01

in the picture behind him, he

22:04

claims. He claims

22:07

he took the picture in the lobby,

22:09

and I'm tripping. Why are

22:11

men so defensive when they get

22:13

caught in a lie? Am

22:16

I tripping? He took the picture

22:18

in the nother mm hmm? What's

22:21

the lie? People are

22:23

so braces all the time. Why

22:26

is the ankle and the bracelet in the in

22:28

the picture? The foot behind

22:30

him? So photo

22:33

bombings? Sitting

22:36

like? What? Show me how he did

22:38

it with her foot there? I

22:40

don't know because I don't do stuff like that. You

22:44

have your whole face in this picture

22:49

I have to take. I don't have fans.

22:51

Now, maybe maybe she don't know

22:54

it. Could it be that

22:56

her boyfriend is he in

22:58

the national Mexican old star down

23:01

there and she never knew that's

23:05

true? That couldn't happen, Yeah, could

23:07

be. He could be a huge

23:09

Mexican caballero

23:11

star and nobody never exactly. You

23:14

know, he could be a Harato

23:16

damn or something. You Yeah,

23:19

y'all know this dude right here could be down here, he

23:21

he he could be down there.

23:23

Head you can have one of the top taco

23:26

stands down black

23:29

dude, go down there. That's all we know how to make. Could

23:31

he be a famous bullfighter? Hell

23:35

yeah, a matter

23:37

though, you know, I

23:40

don't know how got in that damn

23:42

picture. Yeah yeah, I don't

23:44

think she's true. Well, you have to learn how to crop,

23:46

though. He gonna have to learn how to crop. He's

23:48

gonna he gonna have to get some filters. You

23:52

you're gonna have to I don't know. Hipping

23:59

on the complex an utter ankle too. That

24:01

has a lot preppy moving

24:03

on. Roxy in dcscuse if there's

24:05

a real dog, ain'tle you flew that in

24:08

dog? Yeah, got

24:13

busted. Huh. You

24:16

got to look at color that ain't gole to see that could

24:18

throw you up. Go ahead, all

24:21

right, here we go. Roxy in DC says, I'm

24:23

forty five and married. My younger sister

24:25

cheated on a great man and

24:28

she got caught. Now, my husband

24:31

is very paranoid whenever I'm out

24:33

with her her own husband

24:35

has forgiven her, But my husband

24:37

can't. He judges her, and

24:40

it's not fair to her husband

24:42

and children. How do I get

24:44

my husband to get over it or

24:47

to let it go? What does

24:50

she mean it's not fair to

24:52

your sister's husband or your sister's

24:55

child. Well,

24:57

she's saying family ain't having it. Well,

25:00

she's saying the husband, he's forgiving his

25:02

wife for cheating and the children.

25:05

So why is her husband tripping

25:08

about it? You understand?

25:10

I mean, you know, first of all, he

25:13

knows it. It really ain't his business.

25:17

He's paranoid if you hanger with her

25:20

because they ain't no telling what y'all doing when y'all

25:22

out, it's what he's thinking. So he's

25:24

insecure. So you're

25:26

married to the insecure brother, the

25:29

insecure man. Your sister got a

25:31

man that's a little bit more secure because

25:34

he didn't forgave her and moved on. They don't

25:36

gonna let that go because he probably had

25:38

to forgive her because of what he did.

25:42

Most dudes can be a bit more

25:44

forgiving based on what

25:47

they've done. So see

25:50

what he What your husband don't

25:52

know is he might have

25:54

had it what caused her to cheat?

25:57

Is a problem. See that you

25:59

don't know because most women

26:01

don't just go off just to

26:03

be going off, so that

26:05

you have it. Most people, yeah,

26:09

they don't know the inside story. So it

26:11

ain't your business. But dog, what you need to

26:13

do is worry about your house, take care of you family.

26:16

Don't worry about your sister and her brother. It

26:18

ain't your damn business. Could acting

26:21

like a girl? Man? Now

26:24

you're all off in their business. Let's

26:27

move on. Fiefee and Gary, She says.

26:29

My husband and I are in our late fifties

26:32

and we love working out. He

26:34

goes out to the gym most saturdays

26:37

alone and then we go for a walk.

26:40

This past Saturday, he came home

26:42

and couldn't stop talking about seeing

26:44

his ex and how great she looks.

26:47

Would it be too obvious if

26:49

I decided to go to the gym with him

26:52

next week? Is

26:54

it gonna be too obvious? It's

26:57

obvious the thing to do, because

27:00

I would be there. Are

27:02

you going down and see just how fine she? Yeah?

27:05

I'm going. Yeah. You know we love to

27:07

work out, Well she do too, because

27:10

his ex is looking real good. Now,

27:13

maybe she's loving working out more than you, and

27:15

you need to go down there and see what kind of routine she

27:17

got. You need to get in that orange

27:19

theory class with her. You gotta

27:24

do something. She's doing something that's got him, got

27:26

him straight up confused. See

27:30

when you in your fifties and talking

27:32

about your ex you obviously

27:35

it's dumb. Yeah. You

27:39

if I had that situation, you would

27:41

never know. She's that. He's

27:44

squatting though off definitely doing

27:46

all that in front of him. She he didn't spot

27:48

it up ain't And

27:51

I'm gonna tell you really helping

27:53

out to see if I huh,

27:57

I can't see none of my exes at the jail because

27:59

man had to casting the membership because

28:02

of why why that reminds

28:04

well, because I'm I'm I'm

28:07

not already they don't have I

28:09

don't have restraining order like

28:11

that. What I am on my own

28:14

going death thread. I'm

28:16

actually and you know, highly

28:18

sought after. I've

28:21

been said next time I see you. Oh

28:24

okay, Yeah, it's I heard the word

28:26

old site before it was popular. Yeah.

28:30

She had actually said, yeah, go ahead,

28:32

go ahead. Rashida and Tupelo says, I'm

28:34

moving to Atlanta at the first of the year with my

28:36

boyfriend. He got a great job, and I will be

28:38

teaching art. My mom is excited

28:40

for me, but my grandmother says, I'm chasing

28:42

after a man and I look desperate. We're

28:45

not ready for marriage yet, but

28:47

I know it's coming. Is my

28:49

grandma old fashioned and out of touch?

28:52

Now, she's absolutely right. You're moving with a

28:54

man with no promises. And when he get to Atlanta,

28:57

Lord halw

29:03

welcome to the a Yeah,

29:05

welcome to the playoffs. Play

29:09

all right, thank you. Coming

29:11

up at the top of the hour, we have entertainment

29:14

news. You're listening to

29:17

show still

29:20

trending at Entertainment News. Blue

29:23

Ivy, the eldest daughter of Beyonce

29:25

and jay Z, was a high bidder

29:27

at the Wearable Art Gala. It

29:30

was a live art auction at the

29:32

Waco Theater Center in Los Angeles

29:34

over the weekend, which raises

29:36

funds to support the center's artistic

29:39

and youth mentorship program. Child

29:42

ten years old, Blue Ivy

29:44

was just casually bidding over

29:47

eighty thousand dollars

29:50

on a pair of Lorraine Schwartz

29:53

diamond earrings. Now, these are the popular

29:55

earrings that once belonged to her mother, Beyonce,

29:58

and her grandmother Tina, and you

30:01

know Tina Lawson and her

30:03

husband Richard Lawson. They hosted the

30:05

affair this year. Also Steve

30:08

your stylists Ellie. He styled

30:11

Kelly Roland and your daughter

30:13

Lorie for this year's event, and

30:15

the theme was Harlem

30:17

Renaissance. Did you see the pictures

30:20

and all that? It was beautiful, Laurie,

30:23

Laurie was beautiful. Yeah,

30:27

any one of my kids get the bidding like that,

30:29

they're gonna get their ass. I'm telling you right, eighty

30:33

thousand. Oh my kids would get

30:37

Yeah, I don't care. She and the auction

30:39

just holding up the paddle or whatever. We're

30:42

gonna put that paddle on your right.

30:51

There wouldn't even have no paddle. Okay,

30:55

biddy at the auction, see

30:58

if it don't get snapped off. But

31:01

you know what though, You're like, it's all in perspective,

31:05

you know. And if they Maintaina's

31:07

ear rings and Beyonce's ear

31:09

rings blue, obviously I gotta

31:11

have him, keep him in the family. Yeah,

31:14

she did get outbidded. Yeah,

31:18

eight thousand gonna go to Grandmama. She gonna

31:20

put it into the school health less fortunate

31:23

because she ain't one of them. That's for

31:25

damn she is

31:27

all right, one

31:30

of the less fortunate. Okay,

31:35

let's switch gears here in sports entertainment

31:37

news Republican Republican

31:39

Senator Ted Cruz let me say that got

31:41

booed and fans were giving

31:44

him the middle finger. Did you guys

31:46

see this at the Yankees versus

31:49

Astro's game. I mean,

31:51

they went in on your boy. They called him a racist

31:54

and everything. Take a listener,

32:11

remember, don't call your wife ugly?

32:13

Then he nominated. Yeah,

32:17

back to that part right there. We ain't letting

32:19

that would go home? He

32:23

dominated wife

32:30

ugly? You nominated? You're nominating?

32:34

How many times you said this on this show? Like you could

32:36

never let that go? Man

32:39

dog, He talked about his father and his

32:41

wife. He did Trump. He would

32:43

never vote for such a man. Now he the biggest

32:45

Trump supporter because he a cow crazy,

32:48

he's a coward. Yes, yes,

32:50

fine, but but but to me, though, half

32:53

of the Republican Party is cowards.

32:55

First of all, you're going along with this

32:57

lie, y'all know? Good? Hell well, election wasn't

33:00

stolen, right now,

33:02

They ain't build a whole campaign on that

33:04

because Trump told him too. Because they're

33:06

scared of him. They scared

33:08

at queuing on. They scared at him. He'll

33:11

Billy's climbing over that wall. They're

33:13

scared than dude with them horns on his

33:15

head, with that spear in his hand, that's

33:17

a costume dog. That ain't nothing but a

33:19

man right there, he is in jail, in

33:22

jail for let's see right here, though,

33:25

you can't scare me with your costumes, right

33:29

right, kenn about you got a Viking

33:31

helm and on with some horns, Pardner.

33:34

When I get on the other side of that spear, I got something

33:36

for you. Absolutely.

33:39

Oh and let me tell you this. The booing continued

33:42

for Ted Cruise. So Monday yesterday,

33:45

he was a guest on The View

33:48

and audience members they

33:51

loudly started protesting against

33:53

him being on the show. Cruiser's appearance,

33:56

so the show was forced to go to

33:58

commercial break because

34:01

members of the audience was cussing

34:03

Ted crews. That was at the

34:05

game the night before. Yes, you

34:08

know the View is still in New York, right,

34:11

Oh, you thought you're gonna come on the morning show and

34:13

get away FROMMST them was our kids at the game,

34:19

That's exactly. Yeah. So yeah,

34:22

I loved it, but I want to hear that sound by one

34:24

more time Yankees fans ted

34:27

crews here to day. Remember

34:36

that one Trump cold your wife, I

34:45

can't played that all day right now, and

34:49

you've nominated it. That

34:53

is funny to be funny to

34:55

me. And so finally let's get this in ladies.

34:58

Our girl Erica by dude. It's fifth one

35:00

years old and she recently posted

35:03

on Emma on Instagram. She did a shout

35:05

out to women in menopause and taking care

35:07

of their body and nutrients

35:11

and mind, body and soul. You know, Erica,

35:14

Erica can really get deep.

35:16

But she says she missed having babies,

35:19

but she's happy to be at the age where

35:21

she can share her wisdom and knowledge.

35:24

And she went on to say it's hot having

35:28

hot flashes and mood swings.

35:31

Yep, yep. So Erica's a lot of women

35:33

out there. We're feeling you. But you're looking good. You

35:35

are aging very well. We love us

35:37

some Erica by dude. Yeah,

35:40

we do all right. When we come back

35:42

twenty minutes after the hour, we are pushing

35:44

it. Voting talk right

35:47

after this. You're listening to SEW.

35:51

Early voting has started in Georgia,

35:54

Texas, North Carolina,

35:56

Florida, Tennessee and Nevada.

35:59

The mid term elections are very

36:01

important. Four hundred and thirty five House

36:03

seats, thirty five of the one hundred Senate

36:06

seats are on the ballot. Thirty

36:09

six out of fifty states

36:12

will elect governors. Right now,

36:14

Florida is leading the country in early

36:17

voting with more than one point

36:19

two million Florida voters.

36:21

They have already casted their

36:23

mid term election ballot. Meanwhile,

36:27

former President Barack Obama, Actress

36:29

Kerry Washington, and Oprah are

36:32

all campaigning in Georgia

36:34

for Stacy Abrams,

36:37

Democratic gubernatorial candidate

36:39

Stacy Abrams. We have

36:42

to get out and vote, and we are

36:44

campaigning for her also on

36:47

the show. Absolutely we are.

36:50

We are also campaigning and I don't

36:52

know all the names if every

36:54

governor senatorial race

36:57

across this country in

36:59

these media terms, everybody that hears

37:01

our voice, voting is critical. We've

37:03

got to get to these polls. This is

37:05

an important election. It is

37:08

time to stop allowing the minority

37:11

to control the majority. That's

37:14

what's an amazing thing. Man. I don't

37:16

know if y'all paying close attention to this, but

37:20

they've always that party

37:23

has always tried to control the

37:25

minds, the lives, the thoughts of

37:28

other people, and

37:30

we, of all people, should

37:32

understand full well what has

37:35

been done in terms of control. I

37:38

mean, look, man, they've had

37:40

us under the thumb since we got here against

37:44

our will. Nobody

37:46

got on the slave ship thinking they were going somewhere

37:49

wonderful. Nobody

37:52

came over in luxury cabins. No,

37:55

sir, no, sir no. So

37:57

we came here against our will. Now, for those

37:59

of you to think this is the greatest

38:01

country, this is a great country. This

38:04

country has a lot of great attributes to it.

38:08

I've been afforded an incredible lifestyle

38:10

here. We ain't talking about that. We're

38:13

talking about the forgotten ones. We're

38:15

talking about how hard it is to

38:17

get to where you want to go because of

38:20

the color you is. Now,

38:23

if y'all don't understand that, then

38:25

just go ahead and review your life. How

38:28

difficult has it been for you to climb the

38:30

corporate letter to get the job

38:33

you've always wanted to get, the pay you've

38:35

always wanted to get, the voting rights

38:37

you've always wanted, the education

38:39

you've always wanted. How would it

38:41

feel for you to lose the fear of your children

38:43

walking down the street, wondering if they're gonna come home.

38:47

How do you talk to your sons and daughters

38:49

about being pulled over by the police. It's

38:51

time to stop some of this stuff, man. It's

38:54

time we have to vote. Go to

38:56

when we all vote dot org. Check

38:59

your registration, check

39:01

your your rights, check your polling place,

39:03

make sure you are ready to vote, vote

39:06

early and voting. Now that's

39:08

it. You heard it coming out.

39:10

We will check Steve's voicemail

39:13

right after this. You're listening

39:16

Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time

39:19

to check Steve's voicemail. And if

39:21

you want to leave a message for Steve, you can call

39:24

eight seven seven twenty nine Steve and

39:26

leave a message. Are you ready, Steve? Stay

39:29

all right? Here we go, Robert. He left

39:32

a message about the Remember yesterday

39:34

we were talking about the teenage girl who stole

39:36

money when we were talking with sister Odell from

39:38

the grandmother and passed it out at school.

39:41

Where Robert has a comment or he loved a

39:43

message about that. Hey, Steve Harvey,

39:46

Robert calling. I just want to let you know

39:48

that my granddaughter went in my desk

39:51

and took a hundred dollars bills, went to school

39:53

and passed them out to the kids. We were able to

39:55

get most of it back, but some of the kids

39:58

didn't say they had it. Point,

40:00

let you know that happened up to take care. You

40:03

ain't getting it back. Now. If

40:05

my son get that hunter, you ain't getting it back. I

40:08

see we all talking about this hunt that didn't

40:10

get that. They didn't get it back.

40:13

The story is what happened to the granddaughter. Now,

40:17

obviously he was looking at this a little

40:19

bit different Roberts kind of thinking it's cute

40:22

and funny. We got all of it back, some kids

40:24

say they didn't. Yeah,

40:26

thanks for calling man. That hain't the story helped looking

40:28

for up? What's the story you're looking for?

40:31

I need somebody to call in and tell the story about

40:33

what happened to the grand baby that took the hundreds

40:35

to the story. Yeah, I

40:39

know I'm going on there and trying to get it back, but I'm

40:41

talking about that. Well is the deeper story.

40:43

It's what happened to the baby that took the money

40:46

and passed it out. You know, like we

40:48

uni self for something up in here. So

40:51

what would have happened if you were here and

40:54

someone gave you to your dollars at

40:56

school. Yeah. If I took my

40:58

daddy's money to school, either way,

41:00

you took it. If I took Slick Harvey's

41:03

money, he

41:06

wouldn't be here. First of all, he

41:09

is no Steve Harvey sh man.

41:15

That's unthinkable. It is. It's

41:18

just it's nothing in me that could do that. It's

41:21

the fear. Yeah, to steal

41:23

off getting caught. Yeah, yeah,

41:26

what's out that? Now? Go ahead,

41:29

next question. You just messed my morning

41:31

though. Oh Junior there,

41:33

all right. This caller, his name is Daryl. He

41:36

left the message about voting, because that's what we've

41:38

been talking about a lot, is voting.

41:40

So let's check out Darrel's message. I

41:42

see, this is Darryl. I just wanted

41:44

to point something out to you. How I was actually

41:47

in the McDonald parking lot Saturday

41:50

and heard you on the radio encouraging us

41:52

to go out from vote, and you said

41:54

that when the last time one

41:56

of us took a pole never ifty

41:59

three years old. I've never been polled,

42:01

so I don't like you. I don't know where they're getting these results.

42:04

I've never known, not one black person

42:07

that has participated

42:09

in the poll. But I've been telling people

42:11

this for a while now. Man, Back in the twenties,

42:14

Republicans used to sit on the television

42:17

black people really decide to pose white

42:19

people are divided fifty to fifty. We

42:21

took the scale. We took the scale.

42:23

Say one more thing, because this is something that's

42:26

not said. I said. I've been telling everybody

42:28

that if black people were to lose their

42:31

rights in this country, which we would

42:33

never sit back and allow that to happen,

42:36

but if we did, the next group of people

42:38

to lose their rights would be white women. And

42:41

I'd love to expand on that, but I

42:43

know you Busin, I'm not gonna. I love

42:45

listening to you. Man, You're all we have. I

42:48

hear Bill does things,

42:51

but man, you mean you're all

42:53

we have. Man, You're my inspiration,

42:56

keep us all being. It's just so many

42:58

things I like to Paytriomona. Oh

43:02

they're nice. Look man, we

43:04

we just got to vote. We

43:07

just got to vote for so many reasons. Man,

43:10

We've already proven the last election that

43:12

we are the tipping factor. We are the ones

43:15

who make a call. The reason we don't

43:17

get polled is because there's no need to poll

43:19

us, because they take poles and

43:21

disperse the information to fit

43:24

what they need to fit. They create

43:26

a narrative with the polls, so

43:29

they don't ask us about what the polls

43:31

are because they don't know where

43:33

we are. First of all, they ain't coming into your neighborhood to pole

43:35

you. No posters coming

43:37

through the hoods on who y'all voting for. They

43:40

assumed X

43:43

two percent won't vote, and they assume

43:46

that a certain percentage will vote a certain

43:48

way. But they really don't

43:50

know that if we make up our minds and come

43:52

out in numbers, that we can turn

43:55

any election around. I

43:57

gotta feel fit to show them something this ship.

44:00

Yes, we don't know anybody that's been pulled

44:03

ever. Ever, that's coming

44:07

up the nephew he has a Today's

44:09

prink phone call right after this You're

44:12

listening show

44:16

coming up at the top of the hour, right

44:18

about four minutes after Shirley Strawberry.

44:21

She left us a Strawberry letter, and the

44:23

subject for today is she

44:26

gave him exactly what

44:28

he wanted. She gave him exactly

44:31

what he wanted. But right now the

44:33

nephew is here with today's prink phone

44:36

call. What you guy, We're

44:38

gonna head on down to the church call

44:41

him okay, so we're gonna go this morning.

44:43

We're gonna head on down to the church. This right here

44:46

is make a wish

44:49

minister. Made a

44:52

whish minist What

44:56

make a whish minish? What

45:01

got up? I'm not gonna do this with y'all today, make

45:03

a whish ministract. I'm

45:09

doing very well with my deputs.

45:12

I'm tell y'all, okay, all

45:15

right now, well, well, well, well

45:18

where where, whether

45:20

the weather be cold or

45:23

whether the weather be hot, whatever

45:26

the weather, qu in this together,

45:29

whether we like it or not. YEA,

45:35

thank you for that. One day

45:37

I'll tell y'all when I went out with Wander

45:40

Williams and I met the whole Quilliams

45:43

family. Thank

45:47

you, man, I appreciate. Make

45:51

a whish minister. Let's go catch doctor

45:55

Baptist. This is Terrence Man. Help you please,

45:57

Brother Terence. Yeah, how are you doing?

46:00

And I got your your number?

46:02

You went the over the church.

46:04

You went to make a witch ministry. Yes, I

46:06

am, I'm gonna help him. Well listen, I'm

46:08

I'm I'm actually uh, I'm

46:12

I'm terminally ill. Brothers, Brother

46:14

Terrence, and I

46:17

don't you know as far as what the doctors

46:19

tell me, it could be six months

46:21

or another year, but

46:24

I know my time here

46:26

is definitely limited. You know. Well,

46:28

I'm sorry to hear that, but we're definitely here

46:31

to help you out with whatever you

46:33

need or whatever we can help you with.

46:35

So what can we do for you? Well, you

46:37

know, I truly believe that sometimes

46:40

people have and you know, I've seen

46:42

one of the old movies they got with it got a

46:44

bucket list or whatever they called it. You know, people

46:47

trying to do things before they leave here. I

46:49

guess I'm just sitting around trying to figure out what I

46:52

could do and what I wanted to do before

46:54

I left this world and went

46:56

on to what he has for me. Nixt.

46:59

You know, I I don't believe in doing

47:01

anything unless it's prayed on

47:03

first. Oh yeah, if

47:05

you don't mind, maybe you can. You

47:08

know, before I can tell you my wish, we prayed

47:11

that the wishould come true. You you you're

47:13

not doing anything like that. Oh no, I don't

47:15

mind praying. That's what we're here for. Bow

47:18

your head with him, yes, yes, yr,

47:20

sir, is your head by your

47:22

sir, Your sir. Here the God

47:24

We come to you in the armless

47:26

way. We know how Lord we ask

47:29

you to touch this young man and

47:31

every which way he hurt, and then

47:33

we ask you to deliver him for whatever

47:36

is going on with him and let him know that

47:38

we the church is here to help him with

47:40

whatever his needs is in

47:43

his last days. And Jesus's

47:45

name, I pray say Amen with him.

47:49

It's gonna do it here. Now

47:52

you a member of the church here, I'm new, well,

47:55

I was a number. I

47:57

still consider myself a member. It's just been quite

48:00

sometimes probably over the year and after two years,

48:02

as I've been able to come, you know, through to

48:04

my my illness. But definitely

48:07

I will remember that. Well, that's all right.

48:10

We're not worried about all that. We just here

48:12

to take care of your last and

48:14

final wish. That's what our minister is for.

48:17

You know. We helped people with with with

48:20

anything they need, you know, like that.

48:22

What what all I mean when when people

48:24

call them won't say what all of you you are?

48:27

What all of y'all helped them with? Well

48:29

we've helped them with the rent, uh,

48:32

take them to the store, help

48:35

them with a utility bill, come out and

48:38

cut the grass, anything like that

48:40

they just can't do. Take them to the doctor's

48:42

appointment. Anything we'd like to help

48:44

them with, we do exactly. Then Okay,

48:47

well I pretty much got

48:49

those things taken care of. I think

48:51

what I'd like to do between

48:54

you and myself, brothers town, that

48:56

I've never told anyone what

48:58

I'm about to tell you. I've

49:01

never been with a with with a

49:03

woman too. Huh. I'm

49:07

you know, I'm thirty eight, but I've never been

49:10

with a woman. Well, I guess

49:12

that might be a blessing. You might you might be here.

49:14

That's a good thing. Well, you know, but sometimes

49:17

you know I give before I leave.

49:19

I guess that's a desire that I have. And

49:22

and and uh, what I wanted

49:24

to ask you was there is

49:26

a lady there at the church, and

49:29

before I leave, I think

49:32

that's the woman that I would actually

49:34

like to be with. Well,

49:37

I don't know if Make a Wish ministry can

49:39

support that kind of stuff, but uh, go

49:41

ahead, let me hear. Okay, the lady

49:44

that I'm actually interested in actually,

49:47

uh, she works at the church

49:49

too. When I see

49:52

she's donim a tall when she's about five nine,

49:55

and she's probably about a size

49:57

eight, beautiful long league

50:00

and and and and sandy

50:02

type of half sandy color for Sandy

50:04

brown man, and I mean she looked

50:06

like caramel. Hold on a minute,

50:09

what's her name? I

50:12

think her name Linda? Now hold on, that's

50:15

my wife? What you mean go ahead

50:18

and see? Wait wait wait wait, wait wait wait Linda

50:20

your wife? Yeah, that's my wife? You

50:22

Sorrence? What do you mean?

50:25

Listen? Y'all are a ministry now

50:28

now, if y'all supposed to be taking care of people, don't

50:30

make a wish and and taking care of what they want

50:32

before they leave this world? If that's my

50:34

wish, what is the problem listening here? You

50:37

didn't cross every line there was

50:39

about this man, so I don't give a damn

50:41

about it. I'm you're talking about sleeping with my

50:44

w If I see y'all gonna do something to you,

50:46

they ain't gonna even be able to recognize you.

50:48

So what the you talking about? Missing with my

50:50

wife? Son of am? I called miss Linda

50:53

myself and seeing you know I have a problem. Wasn't

50:55

helping me make my wish come true? Go right

50:57

head and calling you won't call nobody

51:00

else. That would be the last called

51:03

you make. I thought y'all were

51:05

here to relieve people so

51:07

they can enjoy themselves before they leave

51:10

this world. You talk about sleeping with

51:12

my wife? Are you crazy? But but if

51:14

I'm going to leave here, ain't nobody gonna

51:16

know? But you want hunt I don't care if you die.

51:19

I don't care. You ain't sleeping with my wife

51:22

and your food with her. You probably gonna

51:24

go ahead and die quicker than you need to. I

51:26

thought this was a ministry. I don't

51:28

tell you now you o't. They're telling me about

51:31

daring y'all supposed to be a ministry

51:33

that to help people before they leave a word

51:35

what it is. But you talk about sleeping with my

51:37

wife. You got an illness, but something must

51:39

be wrong with your rain talking about missing

51:42

with man wife? Ain't nobody don't even know? I've think what your

51:44

wife wants? Something gonna there. Ain't gonna beople the tool

51:46

y'all. At least you would have helped me before.

51:48

I No, I can't help you with nothing.

51:50

And let me tell you something. I'm not the preacher,

51:52

I'm not the pastor, I'm not the deacon,

51:55

I'm not none of them. But if you mentioned

51:57

my wife, you're gonna know who I am. I'm gonna be the

51:59

under take or did you understand? I hear

52:01

what you saying. But I got one more thing I need

52:03

to tell you about who I ain't who asked

52:06

you? Isn't it the go ahead? Let

52:08

me? This is Nephew tugh me

52:11

from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your

52:14

wife Linda got me the phrase

52:16

no, y'all, ain't tell me. You

52:23

ain't even recording. This is man's

52:26

recorded, every last bit

52:28

of hammer last

52:31

ain't gonna hear this is Oh

52:35

god, I got one more thing. What

52:38

is the baddest and I mean the boo radio

52:41

show in the land, Steve Harving

52:44

Morning Show. That

52:50

is enough said stupid, that is

52:52

best. We don't even have to discuss.

52:55

Thank you, Thank you. November twelve, oh My Shrine

52:57

Auditorium, Charleston, that old

53:00

country. The nephew coming to time to grab

53:02

the microphone. Nephew Tommy and friends

53:04

take his own sale right now. Omar

53:07

Shrine Auditorium, November twelve. Sad tonight,

53:09

Yeah, stoopid coming, you

53:11

sound good? You're ready? Better

53:15

be? I better damn well better

53:17

be? He needs too mikes though, why

53:19

do you think Steve

53:22

Yeah, put one on a mic and the other one

53:24

only dope affect

53:30

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53:56

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53:59

up, hold on tight, we got here. It is the Strawberry

54:01

LETTA subjects. She gave him exactly

54:04

what he wanted. Dear Stephen Shirley,

54:07

I've been with my boyfriend for eleven years

54:10

and he's eleven years younger than I

54:12

am. When we met, I had

54:14

two children from a previous marriage, and

54:16

he said he always wanted to have his own

54:18

child with me. Well, we never got

54:20

around to having children together, and now I

54:23

can't have kids. I suspected

54:25

that women his age would eventually get his

54:27

attention, but I never expected him to

54:29

cheat on me. Multiple times I

54:32

caught him texting and calling

54:34

a female. So when he lied, I

54:36

call a young woman to talk to her. She

54:39

told me that she has a newborn

54:41

baby only four days old and it's

54:43

my boyfriend's child. My boyfriend

54:46

admitted to having sex with her, but

54:48

said he wanted a paternity test as soon

54:51

as she and the baby could take one. Well,

54:53

we found out that it is his baby,

54:56

and now I have to figure out how to make

54:58

this child part of our family. My

55:00

boyfriend is overjoyed that he has

55:03

a son. Finally, I'm jealous for

55:05

two reasons. First because

55:07

he cheated and the woman is beautiful

55:09

and has her own business, and she's been nothing

55:11

but respectful to me because she didn't

55:14

know about me. I'm also jealous because

55:16

he has a son, and I know that this bond

55:18

with the baby may be stronger than what we have.

55:21

I did not feel good in the beginning about

55:23

dating a much younger man, but I could

55:26

not help who I fell in love with.

55:28

My boyfriend keeps trying to reassure

55:31

me that the baby doesn't change how he feels

55:33

about me. He has asked me to marry

55:35

him, and I told him yes, but I

55:37

feel like i'd be in the way of a great life he could

55:40

have with the baby and the baby's mom. I

55:42

feel like the best thing would be to let

55:44

him go, but at times I want to be selfish

55:47

and keep him for myself? What should

55:49

I do? Wow? Now, yeah,

55:52

now, didn't you just say that he cheated

55:54

on you, not one, not two,

55:56

but multiple times? And

55:59

he has a baby with another woman, a

56:02

baby that now you can't give him

56:05

the whole paternity test

56:08

thing. That was a joke. I mean, he

56:10

knew that baby was his all along. He

56:12

knew it. He wanted to wait until

56:15

the baby and the mama could take

56:17

it. Yeah, he already knew. And please

56:19

do not make excuses for him. This has

56:22

nothing to do with your eleven year age

56:24

difference. Don't don't do that to yourself

56:27

because you've been with him for eleven years.

56:29

This is just a no good, cheating guy you

56:31

have on your hands. I mean, after eleven years,

56:34

he's just now asking you to marry

56:36

him. Get out of here

56:38

with that one? Why now? Could

56:41

it be because he cheated and got caught. Now

56:44

there's a baby involved in all of that, and

56:46

you said that you've got to figure out how to make

56:48

the baby a part of your family. That is

56:51

really sweet of you. I mean, you know you're

56:53

a good woman here. I just

56:55

you know, I think you're better

56:58

off without him. Okay to

57:00

think that, I don't think you should wait for

57:02

him to let you go, like you said in the letter.

57:04

I think you should let him go and move on

57:07

with your life. I think you can do way better.

57:09

That's what I think. This guy's no

57:12

good. He's a cheater and he's done it multiple times.

57:14

Leave him, Steve. I

57:17

see a very delusional letter

57:19

here. The subject. She

57:22

gave him exactly what he wanted. You've

57:25

been with your boyfriend for eleven

57:28

years. Who

57:30

is somebody? Boyfriend and girlfriend

57:33

for eleven years, and he's

57:35

eleven years younger than I am.

57:39

What when

57:42

we met? I had two children

57:44

from previous man. He said they always wanted

57:46

to have his own child with me. He

57:49

said that, well, you had eleven years

57:51

to work it out, but you never got around to having

57:54

kids together, and now you can't

57:56

have kids. So

57:59

let's say I don't know you

58:02

forty five, maybe

58:06

he thirty six. I'm

58:09

thinking somewhere in there or fifty

58:12

and then'

58:15

and I'm thinking, and

58:17

I suspected, and now he would

58:20

listen to me. We never got around

58:22

to having children together. Y'all

58:24

never got around to getting married

58:26

together. Y'all never got

58:29

around to defineing y'all's relationship

58:32

Now you can't have kids, and I suspected

58:35

that women his age would eventually get his

58:37

attention. Well, the

58:40

law of attraction works, and that's

58:42

what it happened. But I never expected

58:44

him to cheat on me multiple times. One

58:47

was cool, but

58:50

you didn't expect a lot of times.

58:53

Then you called him texting and calling the female.

58:55

So when he lied, you

58:57

called the young woman to talk to her. Now

59:01

you keep calling all these women young and

59:03

all this help. She told me she

59:05

has a newborn baby only

59:07

four days old, and it's your boyfriend's

59:10

child. Then the dude told you

59:12

he's having sex with him, but said he

59:14

wanted to paternity tests as soon as

59:16

she and the baby could take one, as

59:19

soon as her and the baby. You

59:22

just need one person now,

59:26

he don't need both of them. Got to greet it this.

59:28

What can the baby say? All

59:31

right? I mean really you

59:34

know? Four days

59:36

old? Yeah? Stop

59:39

that shut up? Just

59:43

cotton in your mouth, pee on this stick. Boy?

59:48

Where we found out that it's his baby

59:51

and this line just came out of nowhere,

59:54

And now I have to figure out how to

59:56

make this child part of our family.

59:59

What family, lady,

1:00:02

what family are you talking about? You

1:00:05

ain't got no family. That

1:00:07

ain't your husband, ye,

1:00:12

No, I got to figure out how to make this child part

1:00:14

of our family. I come back our ge the rest? All

1:00:17

right? Part two of Steve's response coming up

1:00:19

at twenty three minutes after the hour Today's

1:00:21

Strawberry Letters subject. She gave him

1:00:23

exactly what he wanted. We'll

1:00:26

get back into it right after this. You're

1:00:28

listening show,

1:00:31

All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry

1:00:34

Letters subject. She gave him exactly what he

1:00:36

wanted. This lady got this boyfriend.

1:00:39

They've been dating for eleven years. He eleven

1:00:41

years younger than she is. She got

1:00:44

two kids from previous marriage, but he

1:00:46

told her you always want to have a child with her.

1:00:49

They never got around to having children

1:00:51

together because they ain't really had

1:00:53

no relationship. And now she two

1:00:55

old had kids. And I

1:00:57

suspected that women his age will eventually

1:01:00

get his attention. That ain't

1:01:02

that They had his attention back when you

1:01:04

first got married though now

1:01:06

all ain't married, Dayton. But I never

1:01:08

expected him cheat on me multiple times,

1:01:10

you know, one or two times maybe, but

1:01:13

not all the damn times. And

1:01:16

then I called him texting and calling this girl.

1:01:19

So when he lied and said, now I ain't

1:01:21

talking to him. You call a young

1:01:23

woman, talked to her. She told me she got a newborn

1:01:26

baby four days old, and it's your

1:01:28

boyfriend's baby. Then

1:01:30

your boyfriend turned around and said, yeah,

1:01:33

I had sex with him, but I want

1:01:35

a paternity test as soon as

1:01:37

the she and the baby can take one. No,

1:01:40

no, dog, listen to me. You don't the

1:01:42

paternity testers with the baby. You

1:01:45

don't see one thing about you know

1:01:48

it's her baby. We all

1:01:50

know that it's

1:01:53

her baby. It's her, your

1:01:56

your girlfriend, your old ass girlfriend

1:01:58

that you live with all huh and

1:02:01

got the number from your phone. It's

1:02:04

huh. We don't need a paternity test for her.

1:02:07

It's the baby. See,

1:02:09

everybody know her. She

1:02:12

the one told everybody that the baby was

1:02:14

yours. So now you

1:02:16

got the paternity test. It's your damn

1:02:18

baby now,

1:02:21

the lady said, once we find out

1:02:23

that it's his baby, now I got

1:02:25

to figure out how to make this child

1:02:28

a part of our family. What family

1:02:30

are you talking about? You

1:02:33

don't have a family. Your

1:02:36

family is them two kids. This

1:02:38

dude that's the eleven years younger than you, he

1:02:40

creating another family somewhere else.

1:02:43

Now, that's gonna mess your children up when they don't

1:02:45

seem no more. But you gotta tell

1:02:48

him he got another family somewhere. Now,

1:02:50

your boyfriend is overjoyed that he finally

1:02:52

has a son. And I'm jealous for

1:02:55

two reasons. First cause he cheated,

1:02:58

Okay, so you just jealous

1:03:01

about that. And the woman

1:03:03

is beautiful and has her own business,

1:03:06

and she has been nothing but respectful

1:03:08

to me because she didn't know about me, So

1:03:11

he don't lie to everybody. Do

1:03:13

y'all live together? Do

1:03:16

you get that in this letter that they live together,

1:03:18

her and the boyfriend. Yeah,

1:03:21

I think they do live together because she's been with

1:03:23

him for eleven years. Yeah, I

1:03:27

don't really mean they live. It doesn't

1:03:30

mean that because she ain't know nothing about

1:03:32

this woman. So how you living that call and

1:03:34

talking where they where they're going? So

1:03:37

now now I'm jealous

1:03:40

caused the son, and I know that this bond

1:03:42

with the baby, he's stronger than what we

1:03:44

have. You keep talking about what y'all

1:03:46

got? What are

1:03:49

you talking about? Yes,

1:03:52

the baby's bond is gonna be stronger

1:03:54

than the one you got. He learned a baby.

1:03:56

Now he overjoyed. He ain't overjoyed

1:03:58

what you know more. See,

1:04:01

let's just keep it real. This

1:04:03

bond you keep creating, this bond. I do

1:04:06

not feel good in the beginning about dating.

1:04:08

I didn't feel good in beginning about dating a much

1:04:10

younger man. Well you said

1:04:12

that, but I could not help who

1:04:15

I fell in love with. I understand that my

1:04:17

boyfriend keeps trying to reassure me

1:04:19

that the baby doesn't change how he feels

1:04:22

about me. See that's true, that

1:04:25

he making a true statement. I want you to hear to me.

1:04:27

Now, the baby doesn't change

1:04:29

how he feels about you. But now, how

1:04:31

does he feel about you? Because

1:04:34

he didn't cheated on your multiple times.

1:04:36

He ain't asked you to marry him, easy,

1:04:40

eleven years younger, and he got

1:04:42

another family somewhere. Hell

1:04:44

not. The baby ain't gonna change how he feel about

1:04:46

you. What do he feel about

1:04:49

you? What's in this

1:04:51

for you? Sister? He has

1:04:53

asked me to marry him, and I told

1:04:55

him yes. But I feel

1:04:58

like I be in the way. Lady, lady,

1:05:01

lady. This little

1:05:03

dude just trying to hang on to everything.

1:05:06

He's overjoyed with his son, the

1:05:09

chick, fine beautiful guy of business.

1:05:13

He didn't ask you to marry him and you told him

1:05:15

yes, you got the ring or did

1:05:17

he just ask you? Because

1:05:20

see, he ain't got the money for the ring, your two babies

1:05:22

and this new baby. But

1:05:25

I feel like I'd be in the way of a great

1:05:27

life he could have with the baby and the baby's

1:05:29

mom, because in your harder

1:05:31

hearts, you know that's where his head is at.

1:05:35

True, I feel like the best thing

1:05:37

would be to let him go. Me too, Shirley,

1:05:40

do too. But at times

1:05:42

I want to be selfish and keep him for yourself.

1:05:44

You've never had him for yourself, See,

1:05:48

sister, he'd been with a lot

1:05:50

of other people. This is

1:05:52

the one that got pregnant. Ye See,

1:05:56

I want to be selfish to keep him for myself.

1:05:58

You've had e loving years to have him

1:06:01

to yourself and they ain't had him to yourself

1:06:03

yet. He's not yours

1:06:06

and he don't want to be yours. So

1:06:09

system, pull yourself together. Stop

1:06:12

creating a relationship that ain't there. Quit talking

1:06:14

about this bond that this man going to

1:06:16

be with that family. You take your time,

1:06:18

move on with your life and get you somebody. Get

1:06:20

a grown ass man that ain't

1:06:23

looking to have no more kids. Post

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Talk. Right after this you're

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listening Morning

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show, Junior is here

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with Sports Talk. What's going on? Junior?

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All right? Find out how pipping did man NFL

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Week seven. Oh my gosh, if

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it's crazy out here, I know Tish's feeling

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this one. Man Saints Faul to the Cardinals

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thirty four to forty two. Here

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we go, the Bengals over

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the Falcons thirty five to seventeen.

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One. He did, Uncle did pick

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the Bengals over the Falcon. Can't

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cool? I hate the being Go

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ahead, here we go. Man. Dad

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came back to the Cowboys. Man, they win

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twenty four to six over the Lions. Another

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pick. His

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one is crazy. Man, Titans over the

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Coats nineteen to ten. I

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think I missed it this

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one. I couldn't even see coming. Man. The Washington

1:07:43

Commanders beat the Green Bay Packers Man twenty

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three to twenty one. Everybody

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missed that. And

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think about this. The Panthers,

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the Carolina Pathers beat

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the Buckaneers twenty one the three.

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What the hell? Yeah, Pip,

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what the what?

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That? What the hell? Man?

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I told you pimper one needs and look at it.

1:08:14

They keep winning, man, they just keep winning. New

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York Giants over the jack Whoards twenty

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three to seventeen. Picked

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Diffin'm gonna hurt you right here, pimper Man. The Ravens

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squeak out of with a V three over the Browns

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twenty three to twining. Yeah,

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I told you, I told you I wanted

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win, but I know there weren't gonna be nothing. Little minds

1:08:44

got another team that keep winning. Man, we somebody

1:08:46

to check on. Russell Wilson. He struggled over that man,

1:08:49

the Jets over the brocos Man

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sixteen to nine. Exuse me, he

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picked it him

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on one last We go ahead, Union,

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Here me go, Pipper, You ow that mancause

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me and you both picked U with Man the Raiders

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over the Texas winning.

1:09:07

Come on, that

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was over. Here's something that's

1:09:12

baffling though. Man. The Seahawks

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keep winning over the Chargers thirty

1:09:17

seven to twenty three. Man, come on, man,

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Gino Smith is up there working this thing.

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Man, go Gino. Yeah,

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did you pick that with pipping. I don't

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think so. That's why you got see

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my voice change. I

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didn't have the same levity I had had

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with the other pitch pepper.

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You did great this week, man, because you went out on

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the bank man the chiefs over the forty

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niners man forty four to twenty

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three man. Work

1:09:50

back in the game, n I

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pimping on fire, all right, but we're

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coming back back at the top of the hour. More

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of the same st you're

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listening to. Chat

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on Facebook, writes, I played a prank

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on my wife to make a point, and

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now it's backfired in my face. There

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have been reports of cars broken

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into and even stolen in my neighborhood

1:10:19

recently. My wife, bless her

1:10:22

heart, has a horrible habit of leaving

1:10:24

the keys in the car because we have that

1:10:26

push start you know, ignition

1:10:29

button, or she's leaving the car

1:10:31

unlocked and we don't have a garage

1:10:34

anyway. Last night, while

1:10:36

she was in the shower, I moved the car

1:10:38

a couple of blocks away and just

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waited for her to notice. Finally

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she did. She tripped out,

1:10:45

and I told her what I had

1:10:47

done just as she

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was getting ready to call the police. Now

1:10:53

I know I was pranking her. I know

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I'm wrong for that, but she's missing the

1:10:58

actual point. So question,

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did I really mess up? Or was this

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valid? Like I think it was. Either

1:11:06

way, she's still not talking to me. Well

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let me say something, Chad.

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This is what happens when you don't

1:11:13

prank and when

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you're not a pranker. We had

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a King of pranks on this show. Why your

1:11:21

ass pranking when what you should

1:11:23

have done was called Tommy Tommy? But

1:11:25

who knew you? See the reason

1:11:27

Frank's work for Tommy is because Tommy

1:11:30

prank people he don't know. See,

1:11:35

you brank the person you're sleeping with,

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you stupid, not

1:11:41

a pranking backfire. She

1:11:44

mad at you because she upset. Well,

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no, dog, you proved your point. But

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probably what you should have did. Man, you should

1:11:55

have played all the way out. Yeah

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that all you should see? Nothing how

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so? So just what the car magically

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appears the next day? I mean

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they're gonna find it? He could do that found

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it? Yeah, we found out car. We just drove around

1:12:11

neighborhood and found it. Yeah,

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but don't say you the one moved it. Yeah,

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we found out that it's called Ashbury. We

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were looking forward that night we found it. What

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happened to do? The star stole and parked

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it right in front of his house and Tier

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Wow, the tier Market

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and take the beach. Excuse me,

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junior, what are you writing down? I'm writing down? Don't

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prank your wife? I I got you

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shouldn't have that shouldn't have been something you got

1:12:42

to write down. I

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know, something stupid like that. I would. Yeah,

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yeah, let him write this down,

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y'all. Yeah, okay, you

1:12:55

got you got down every day those well

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you know you got to. You gotta let people train, they

1:12:59

say of how they train theirself. I

1:13:02

got to write it. See I didn't

1:13:05

write stuff down. I just allowed

1:13:07

scars to scam on.

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If I moved jacket car, I promise

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you, I'm out there looking for that car with her. She's

1:13:15

not gonna know I moved that damn. So you were riding,

1:13:18

well, the King of Pranks, you were riding the way.

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I'm out there looking forward with a flash and

1:13:24

then call anonymously on nine one

1:13:26

one and say, hey, there's a car

1:13:28

that looks from million looks like something wrong. It's

1:13:30

right in the parking lot of the Walmart. I'd

1:13:34

have stole the car and then reported

1:13:36

the car and found that's

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how you prank bad

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at Hull. They off

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working here trying to find your damn

1:13:47

Carn't

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I told you quick leave the keys in the car.

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Leader, How can he fix it? Because she's

1:13:59

not talking in His wife is not talking to him.

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This is Chad on Facebook. Yeah, he

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just got. You got to you got to get a humble

1:14:05

and go ask for forgiveness. You made a big mistake.

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But yeah, yeah you got huh.

1:14:10

Yeah, you got to buy something like

1:14:12

what Steve telling package

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you got to do. Ah, I'm

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so sorry. Gift necklace,

1:14:22

little Tiffany box. Oh

1:14:24

nice, Yeah you got you gotta show him

1:14:27

a clown food. You're stupid. You're

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very stupid. Sad online

1:14:34

pranking class in twenty twenty three

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so you can learn how to plant. Yeah,

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you need to do that. Nephew, you need to do that. All

1:14:41

right, guys, thank you for that. Coming

1:14:44

up, we're gonna have more trending stories

1:14:46

at twenty minutes after the hour. You're

1:14:49

listening too.

1:14:54

Sometimes the best thing for mourners

1:14:56

grieving the loss of a loved one

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is a good laugh. So one hilarious

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grandma, known and loved

1:15:03

for her sense and humor recently

1:15:06

provided the laughter at her own funeral.

1:15:08

Before she passed, she arranged

1:15:11

for some gifts for those

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in attendance. Everyone who showed

1:15:15

up to her funeral was given an envelope. Inside

1:15:19

was a picture of Grandma holding up her middle

1:15:21

fingers and a small Weuiji

1:15:23

board with the words let's keep

1:15:26

in touch. Her granddaughter tweeted

1:15:28

a photo of the item and wrote, what

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an icon. So the question is

1:15:33

for you guys, quickly, what kind of gift

1:15:35

would you give a gift out at

1:15:37

your funeral? And what kind

1:15:39

of gift would you give out guys? M

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Oh, okay,

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come on, this is quick. Quickly a

1:15:53

picture of my butt, so everybody kids my behind

1:15:55

about it? Oh yeah, alright,

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nephew, what about Steve. Yeah,

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I'm gonna pass out tiving envelopes. Everybody

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knew. Men inside of it, it's

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gonna be a quarter tithing

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envelope. They

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think they're getting some money, and then I'm gonna say, yeah,

1:16:13

I know you always expecting something. So I didn't

1:16:15

want to let your damn get a

1:16:18

quarter out at your funeral

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expecting something. So I didn't want to let nobody

1:16:24

damn quarter for everybody. Dan,

1:16:30

all right, coming up, we're gonna play another round

1:16:32

of would you rather? Right after this,

1:16:35

you're listening to show

1:16:38

time out for would you rather? Would you rather

1:16:40

walk through a graveyard at midnight

1:16:43

or spend a night in an abandoned

1:16:45

house Halloween next week?

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Hey, non

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no, no, I'm going in that house. I'm

1:16:53

moving, I'll keep walking. I'm gonna

1:16:55

get out there. I'm gonna get out the graveyard. I'm gonna

1:16:57

be basically gonna get out of there the house.

1:17:00

Ain't nobody in this abandoned house. I'm

1:17:02

gonna stay in there to the next morning, but I'm

1:17:04

not gonna walking through the cemetery. That's

1:17:07

me. He. It depends on where

1:17:09

the abandoned houses in. What

1:17:11

difference does that make? If

1:17:14

it's in the hood, you ain't gonna be the only one in

1:17:16

there. We

1:17:19

got some squatters. You

1:17:22

got to move over. You got walking

1:17:26

around that graveyard because I'm

1:17:28

gonna keep moving. But what we're not fit to

1:17:30

do is have all these conversations. We fit

1:17:32

to have anything. If

1:17:39

you came into some money,

1:17:42

let's say fifty million

1:17:45

dollars, would you rather

1:17:47

invest, invested

1:17:50

or spend it off? Fifty

1:17:52

millions? Would you rather invested

1:17:55

or would you rather spend? What

1:17:58

is we investing for? Here? We got fifty I

1:18:01

mean, I know what I would do, but i'm as

1:18:04

you got time

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fifty. If you say invest, I'm spending.

1:18:10

That's you. That's your investment.

1:18:13

Yeah, spending, what would

1:18:15

you do? It depends on how old

1:18:17

you are. We're

1:18:20

talking about you. I'm talking about I'm spending

1:18:22

mine, are you? Okay?

1:18:24

Well, investment? What my age I

1:18:27

should be doing? Spending it? If

1:18:29

you get junior,

1:18:32

Yeah, you need you need to

1:18:34

take your you forty folk

1:18:37

forty four, You need to take thirty

1:18:40

five million and

1:18:43

put it away. But we're doing that out the

1:18:45

fifteen Do it in. Saving ain't gonna get

1:18:47

you no money. You gotta saving

1:18:49

ain't gonna get you no money. Okay, you

1:18:52

got you gotta get into compound daily interest

1:18:55

thing and in seven years double your

1:18:57

money. You gotta get in something like that. That's

1:19:00

that's not saving. You have to

1:19:02

investor, and then you need to take that fifteen

1:19:05

million and get your life right. Yes,

1:19:08

we're going around the world at that point my

1:19:13

fifty. Yeah, probably

1:19:18

the direct opposite. Spending

1:19:22

the thirty five and investing thirty

1:19:27

five then margin let him

1:19:29

have it all

1:19:32

in the face holding

1:19:36

up a new ig page, just

1:19:39

balling. Can't get it? Oh

1:19:42

man, I had a couple of more to ask you, but we're

1:19:44

out of time. So when we come back, we'll have Steve's

1:19:46

closing remarks and maybe we'll come

1:19:49

off. We're gonna do the two mother.

1:19:53

Okay, right after this you're

1:19:55

listening to show,

1:19:59

all right, we're gonna continue with would

1:20:01

you rather? Last break? We ran out of time, so

1:20:03

we got a couple of more questions. I have a couple more questions

1:20:05

for the guys. Would you rather now? Think

1:20:07

about this one? Would you rather drink all

1:20:11

the half finished drinks

1:20:13

in the bar at a bar you were at,

1:20:15

or eat all the half finished food

1:20:18

at the end of the night at the bar.

1:20:21

Look at your faces, people,

1:20:23

we don't know you either got to drink the drinks or

1:20:25

eat the food. That nasty.

1:20:28

I gotta pick one. You gotta

1:20:31

pick one. Would you rather well?

1:20:34

Tom? You know he's a jourman. I'm going by, Hey, man, you

1:20:36

do with that. I can do that. I'm not eating

1:20:38

behind you. Not do that? You

1:20:40

eating with him? But it

1:20:43

don't matter. Okay, come, I'm

1:20:45

gonna do all the unfinished drinks at my ball

1:20:47

because I don't know nobody leaving drinks

1:20:50

where I grew up safe

1:20:55

in that glass. Ain't nothing in that glass,

1:20:58

ain't nothing I ain't ain't

1:21:00

never seen an unfinished drink at that. You

1:21:03

just eat the ice, Yeah, I ain't

1:21:05

even there, ain't no ice in that glass. End

1:21:09

up there gonna roofy. Would

1:21:12

you rather have it in one night stand or

1:21:15

a bubble bath with a

1:21:18

stranger? I

1:21:20

can tell you that they're

1:21:23

both strangers, right, yeah? I mean yeah?

1:21:26

Yeah? Man, I

1:21:28

don't know what you think this bubba bath gonna lead

1:21:30

to. I don't tune you on that. Ya. At

1:21:34

least they clean, I guess. But

1:21:38

see the one night stand. You can pick the one

1:21:40

night stand? Yes, yeah,

1:21:44

yeah, one night stand or a bubble bath

1:21:47

with a stranger. I can't get the bubba

1:21:49

bath with the one night stand either way. I'm gonna clean

1:21:51

they Yeah, we could. I'm

1:21:53

going to one nice stand one night

1:21:55

stand first of all time. I can't have no

1:21:57

sids on my chest and see

1:22:01

y'all missing the point, y'all not listening?

1:22:03

Care? Okay, you do a one

1:22:05

nice stand or a bubble

1:22:08

bath with a stranger? Yes,

1:22:11

I'm pretty sure that somebody

1:22:13

you've been want to have a

1:22:16

one nice stand with that's your pret

1:22:18

or you do a bubble bath with a stranger. I'm

1:22:21

not getting in the bed because I don't know who this stranger fit

1:22:23

to be. Okay, okay,

1:22:25

that's he's sitting across the tub and it's

1:22:27

Kanye in there. Let's

1:22:31

go with you

1:22:33

know what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm gonna

1:22:35

go here. He being there by the house, but he's not gonna

1:22:37

be here, my damn mouse. I'll tell ye.

1:22:41

All right, one night standing there, all

1:22:43

right, I'm gonna try to have knee

1:22:45

over here. Who nil?

1:22:50

Oh, now's the time,

1:22:53

Junior? Too

1:22:55

soon? You might you might come

1:22:58

through. Nah,

1:23:01

it's gonna be with a conversation. You ain't ready for

1:23:05

long. Gonna be subventing in this one. So

1:23:08

you just think after

1:23:11

I hear y'all. Come now, I'm just a piece

1:23:13

of meat. Now, yeah, all

1:23:17

right, last one? Would

1:23:19

you rather have a foot long nose

1:23:22

or a foot long tongue? Give

1:23:25

me that time? Yeah, I'm

1:23:28

gonna work it, man, can't.

1:23:39

I'm I'm history with this

1:23:41

tongue, you know. But I'm

1:23:43

not gonna be Pinocchio though I'm a

1:23:46

history with this tongue. Right, I'm

1:23:50

gonna money. I'm

1:23:53

gonna be rich. What

1:23:56

is that I

1:23:59

want to now, ladies

1:24:01

and gentlemen in

1:24:05

town? You

1:24:07

know what I thought about? Up that light

1:24:09

switch? But I hate over that up? How

1:24:14

did you turn them? What

1:24:17

that boy? Cole nal? All

1:24:23

right, that's it for you, Rather like

1:24:25

we had fun today with those questions. Yeah,

1:24:29

we learn from

1:24:32

the tongue should

1:24:35

never asked that question? Hasty

1:24:40

stay doing

1:24:43

something like hasty? How you so

1:24:50

let me ask this? Uncle? You got this this tug

1:24:52

right, you're gonna make history. What's your theme

1:24:55

music? When you turn the cone? When you coming in there?

1:24:57

What you playing? Give me my theme music?

1:25:00

No? No, no, don't

1:25:04

here I go? No no, here

1:25:07

I go. Don't

1:25:11

give me my theme music? Are you gonna

1:25:14

hear? Yeah? Here comes Steve

1:25:17

when I bring tongue tad right on back

1:25:20

door. Hey,

1:25:23

taty pat doing today

1:25:26

some time bad

1:25:30

bad pant

1:25:34

white tale tale tale that

1:25:37

I tended to guess

1:25:40

what he did do to

1:25:44

you? Did

1:25:47

he? You're ready? Are

1:26:11

you getting charged for this? You're

1:26:17

gonna be rich, tik Ti, You're gonna be rich?

1:26:19

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