The following podcast is both to tell a story, and to be my therapy. The base is comedy, which is subjective. Although if you don't laugh, I don't really give a fuck. This podcast is not safe for work, children or people with morals. If you believe in God, I will make you angry. In that case, good; and have a glass of No Me Importa. Listeners who become offended are encouraged to sodomize themselves with rusty razorblades dipped in barbiturates. If you have a problem with anything I say, or want to send me a death threat, email [email protected] and go fuck yourself.