Harrison and Jack wish everyone a happy Independence Day, and briefly discuss Bill Cosby's release from prison. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeonsYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/thestoolpigeons

Summer Slaying

Jun 26th, 2021 50m 7s

Harrison and Jack disagree over the legacy of Floyd Mayweather and Mike Tyson, discuss the stupidity of Peloton, Mirror, and Tonal and provide a list of tips for slaying this summer.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeonsYouTube: ht

Bitcoin, P*rn, & Job Interview

Jun 19th, 2021 54m 10s

Harrison and Jack discuss the decline of Bitcoin, a new Atlantic magazine survey on online sexual habits, and provide listeners with a life skills hack on how to ace an interview.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeonsYouTube: https:

Replace Harrison?

Jun 12th, 2021 34m 54s

Harrison goes comatose for the episode, Mark on the Green returns, and Bezos goes to space.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeonsYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/thestoolpigeons/?sub_confirmation=1

Rattlesnake Juice

Jun 3rd, 2021 1h 10m

Harrison and Jack discuss the end of Covid, the scams of YouTube fitness channels, and the genius of Sylvester Stallone.Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeonsYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/thestoolpigeons/?sub_confirmation=1

Obese James Bond & Wuhan

May 27th, 2021 46m 8s

Harrison gets Jack a gift; they take a deep dive into the Covid lab leak, and then discuss the immorality of photoshopping cleavage in pictures. Finally, Harrison introduces a segment called Elevator Pitch, where Jack provides new ways of looki

Robots, Aliens, & Mark on the Green

May 20th, 2021 51m 57s

Harrison and Jack mourn the death of beloved robot and Middle East correspondent Molestrios. The duo reveal the official Stool Pigeons take on UFOs, and then discuss another unexplained phenomena, erotic Reddit sensation Mark on the Green.Sub

Horse Steroids Cancelled; Menthols Removed

May 12th, 2021 38m 31s

Harrison and Jack discuss their incredible record of abysmal predictions, spanning everything from finance to pharmaceuticals. They do a test run of George Costanza's strategy. Will Jack be dating Melinda Gates? The team learns cultural studies

Bill Gates Mortal Kombats Global Poor

May 5th, 2021 36m 44s

Jack and Harrison discuss their failed MindMed prediction. They continue to make other lousy predictions, including an expected YouTube monetization, now in jeopardy after a community guidelines strike a day after they recorded this episode. Th

MindMed to the Moon

Apr 28th, 2021 33m 9s

Harrison and Jack discuss MindMed's Nasdaq listing, the failed billionaire takeover of soccer, cancelled mascots, and settle important questions of the day, in lightning round. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com

Chick-fil-A, Not Children

Apr 21st, 2021 33m 46s

Harrison and Jack discuss their struggles to game the YouTube algorithm, whether the United States is really leaving Afghanistan, speculate about the rise of Dogecoin, and debate whether Rocky IV or John Wick was the more important film. Subsc

Trump Smokes Up, Obama Shaves Down There

Apr 14th, 2021 44m 48s

Harrison and Jack discuss the disappointment of less gratuitous nudity on HBO Max, the enduring civil war over sexuality in the furry community, the prospects of marijuana legalization nationwide, and how they are both hemorrhaging money in a b

OnlyFans for Christians

Apr 7th, 2021 24m 4s

Harrison and Jack discuss the Instagram account PreachersNSneakers and share Reddit stories from r/s** and r/TIFU. Plus, they introduce three new segments.Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeonsSubsc

Shaft of Delight

Mar 31st, 2021 35m 45s

Harrison and Jack discuss the greatest threat to human civilization and share a Reddit story from r/smalld*ckproblems.Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeonsSubscribe to The Stool Pigeons on YouTube:

Just Say No Employment

Mar 24th, 2021 27m 59s

Harrison and Jack discuss Joe Biden cancelling cannabis at the White House and share a Reddit story from r/badroommates.Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeonsSubscribe to The Stool Pigeons on YouTub

Mystery of the Molded S** Toy

Mar 17th, 2021 28m 10s

Harrison and Jack discuss the app NewNew and share a Reddit story from r/cheating_stories. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeonsSubscribe to The Stool Pigeons on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/ch

Work Hams Intentionally Poisoned Me

Mar 12th, 2021 38m 15s

Harrison and Jack discuss Non-fungible tokens (NFTs), North Korean delicacies, and share a Reddit story from r/fatpeoplestories. Subscribe to The Stool Pigeons on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestoolpigeons

Pilot

Mar 5th, 2021 46m 14s

Harrison and Jack discuss the new Netflix show Behind Her Eyes, a recent interview with Mind Medicine Inc. CEO JR Rahn, and their favorite Reddit stories of the week.

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