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Our. Phuket. List.

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Or. Bliss Cruise Suck it lifts.

2:36

Bliss Cruise fuck it was and if you

2:38

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2:41

a lot like a bucket list of things

2:43

you want to complete. Before. You

2:45

die. But. A fuck it list is.

2:48

Things. You want fuck before you. Their.

2:51

Fucking Adjacent. Things.

2:53

You wanted dirty things you want to do.

2:57

At. An event? Yeah. So we do this

2:59

for the last split screen as if you've

3:01

been around listen to Throw Out and it

3:03

was so much fun! And a kind

3:05

of persist out of our comfort sarah little

3:08

because we kinda hang out with the same

3:10

people and we we do play with new

3:12

people you know. Often they

3:14

ate a kind of. Sort

3:17

of like. Forces. To

3:19

do things that weren't naturally easy like

3:22

this, we're to try and percent of

3:24

them and so we decided to do

3:26

it again. At this time I'm the

3:29

only difference is we know like. Less

3:32

than five couples. On this case, Yes!

3:34

so last was cruise in November

3:36

of two thousand Twenty three. We.

3:39

Knew like six couples or something owns on

3:41

my phone or more. Yeah are more and

3:43

and we are really. Good friends with several

3:45

cut like. Like spend the

3:47

night together. Several couple. And

3:51

then we had like friends of friends so he

3:53

knew a decent amount of people in this one.

3:56

we just kind of no friends of friends like

3:58

we don't have anybody. really that

4:00

we're close to at all. No. We

4:02

don't have that couple that were like, hey we're going to dinner,

4:04

okay, what time are we going? No, we don't have anything. We

4:07

don't have any of that. So this is like. We are

4:09

flying blind. This is. We have no wing

4:11

man. No, and this is very unusual

4:13

for us. Which, okay, two poles, one

4:16

I'm nervous as hell, two I'm kind of excited.

4:19

Because I feel like. You know what, I think it's gonna

4:21

happen. We're gonna get on the ship and realize

4:24

we know people. Yeah. But

4:26

I'm kind of excited to have like, sort of a low key

4:28

week. I mean, it's not gonna be low key, it's

4:31

a finger's crease, so there's no way it can be

4:33

low key, but compared to like

4:35

our normal life. So are you committed to

4:37

like, you're gonna have fun though? Like

4:39

are you fuck it list committed?

4:42

Like are you? I am, yeah. Because Lacey's

4:44

either like, get super anxious and shy and

4:47

like can close down, or she's

4:49

like, I'm gonna go. No, I'm gonna

4:51

go and do it. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna make the best

4:53

of this. I'm gonna have a good time. I think there's

4:55

a certain level of like, not really knowing anyone and

4:57

that being kind of exciting. And I can just be

4:59

like, fuck it. I just, you know.

5:02

But then, yeah, so I think that's where I'm at.

5:05

Okay, all right. All right, so we've

5:08

actually had great debate on how we should make this

5:10

list. And if it should be different than last

5:13

one, or should it be 10 items, should it be

5:15

easier items, should it be harder items? We

5:17

basically just said like, fuck it, we're just gonna do the same thing we did last time.

5:20

Well, I just think whatever you wanna do is fine. Like it

5:22

can be some easy, it can be some hard, whatever

5:24

you think is fine with me

5:26

works. Okay. We have to overthink

5:28

it, basically. We did the same thing we did last

5:30

time, which if you didn't listen to our last episode,

5:33

one, why did you listen to it? Like what is wrong with you, go listen

5:35

to it. But two, the way

5:37

this is gonna work is we have three

5:39

items. We want our

5:41

opposite, our partner to complete. And

5:44

then we have kind of three goals for

5:46

ourself, right? So I have three things that

5:48

I'm challenging Lacey to do. And

5:50

then I have three things that are kind of like

5:52

goals for me personally. Yeah, and then after

5:54

the Bliss Crows, we'll come back and

5:57

we will talk about them.

6:00

Live from. I think we should try to of

6:02

maybe a full bucket list Follow up. Episode.

6:04

Was the money we try to put it

6:06

in would-or telling of the of our other

6:08

son of remember and I will sail goes

6:10

with he. Has he come back and see

6:12

if we? If I'm we. Have what are

6:15

you on Williams Our goals. And

6:17

I will say that I worked very

6:19

hard on mine you teachers in about.

6:21

Ninety Seconds. How. Do

6:23

how is it so easy and on Just used

6:25

I to we found have says of in your

6:28

phone and then like. On ebay motors for today and

6:30

a half for two days or. Yeah, no, I

6:32

mean my first one on my days

6:34

ago. I

6:38

was or or it's which one did your do

6:40

for each other first fan would have to I'll

6:42

sue for each other first and then will do

6:45

for ourselves and will alternate of have to use

6:47

a one for me of his for for you

6:49

and will go from there. I think offense.

6:51

Known. You know why we're so hard

6:53

on this list? You put some, but

6:55

it's allies. As solar energy. I want

6:57

to hear what I want to hear

7:00

of. It as I did you notice as

7:02

I kind of artists that the meantime one

7:04

of them land i want to have i

7:06

want you to hat was so it's kind

7:08

of me to bet on for know this

7:10

is as. Together. This

7:12

is for the opposite person. Of

7:14

the other suppresses I've why

7:16

used to have sex with

7:18

is. A. Serene reports another to

7:21

say her name. Big.

7:23

High as one season didn't give.

7:25

Us permission. Talk About Her. The net

7:27

the monthly she knows that you try to do is

7:29

less them you. Were was an earlier said.

7:32

Oh. Okay, It wasn't. or

7:34

at least year. Do had kiss apologists or

7:36

which was I mean med for her but not.

7:39

Was it. Wasn't Now I'm not talking about

7:41

a podcast. er, das is not a podcast, sir. Oh.

7:44

And. Of allow. Protect Your Time! Last

7:46

year we had idea how to kiss a

7:49

podcast there because there was a Pikachu. That

7:51

was he has also unicorn. She's. Also, year or

7:53

that's not who I'm talking about There is a

7:55

you know going that we kind of have a

7:57

connection. We had issues are flirting. There's been some

7:59

kids. The and I think we really signs.

8:01

does he turn the and together? So said

8:04

three some Because like that only truly I

8:06

can either be a part of it are

8:08

I can watch. Really? That's. Irrelevant

8:10

anomaly care there. But I think though the

8:12

like super fine and I think she's into

8:14

it. Was her name because I don't call

8:16

or our and we don't have permission, talk

8:19

about or be. There isn't another. Uses a

8:21

portrait. Mode. Find them. That's the

8:23

There is a certain. You.

8:25

Know point that I would like. For you how be that

8:27

person that horses are does any use for me like.

8:30

Eating given to point for any unicorn in

8:32

like five points for her for and even

8:34

a wheel Key points which you know what

8:36

I mean. There's this is an interesting because it's

8:38

like. You challenge him into

8:40

a specific person I know. okay,

8:42

sorry okay. I just think it be really

8:44

hot in. I also know that you're really into her so

8:46

I mean like I. Find it interesting the done

8:48

you seem really into the idea of me

8:51

with her. The idea was usually don't get

8:53

supers i don't like me are uniformly i.

8:55

Don't that like as well? As

8:57

a safe with her seems like she's seem

8:59

like a really. Good go together. Yeah,

9:02

You know a lot he requested I say this with

9:04

a lot of reset the his I was in Florence.

9:06

I can see like I can speak on the subject

9:08

states sometimes they can be a little cuckoo and you

9:10

don't. You're looking. I. Was I still am

9:13

like he wanted to live close enough? She's

9:15

that we can call him over. If you're

9:17

horny but not so closely match, show up

9:19

the inner light. She can form like of. A

9:21

sudden like that she cela no no

9:24

she's far enough away or other guy

9:26

that it's hot so as till late

9:28

I still a sees respect for i

9:31

feel like she's at her city to

9:33

other she's beautiful. Are as at

9:35

and I'd still let she sits that

9:37

that perfect. Unicorn on very attack for you

9:39

so challenge to me is the sleep with

9:42

a certain. Unicorn. He aren't. This.

9:45

One a movie camera give you the

9:47

easy one first because you are those

9:49

when to reach housing you. From.

9:51

November. One. Of the task

9:53

you did not complete. Go.

9:55

To a girl's only point of. View

9:57

will as a you can't go in there with me. Know.

10:00

Your courts are required to the cheapest in the

10:02

to competitions. Go to a girl's only playtime a

10:04

course I can't go in. There was a. We

10:06

always play together. So how do you like a

10:09

yesterday? Really? Think about that before. I like how

10:11

do you feel about. Mister the and like

10:13

me that sensing to you and playing alone

10:15

with us with. City.

10:17

Don't know of list Craig's they have like. Certain.

10:20

Times throughout this the trip that

10:22

are like a by play raise

10:24

as all girl play worry and

10:27

stuff like that and says he

10:29

that's lane. Roads There's

10:31

a certain time on the ship where the

10:33

play room is. Girls on his own, girls

10:36

are allowed to coincide. Yeah, so I'm encouraging

10:38

lazy to go inside the plane to catch

10:40

time. And whatever happens, Athens and I'm

10:42

okay with yeah, Okay,

10:46

I'm I only get it this rise. This

10:48

is another woman's was a challenging me to do but

10:51

that it was your. S I don't let the

10:53

I thought I was like three for me.

10:55

And. Of every for a study for us I am

10:57

one is for us again. I'm sorry. And.

11:00

I want us to go choose the day

11:02

temp labor and imply we tragedy this last

11:04

i'm in Nyc closes. is it as we

11:07

got in the Axis or said technically we

11:09

never get it. I just see the idea

11:11

of having like a day time or g

11:13

in the orgy right in the play Rising.

11:16

When it goes been like an hour to in there

11:18

done that yeah I'm down with that was my the

11:20

his years as we're not trying has been time their

11:22

friends then i. Am adjusting that would

11:24

be a lot of signs. Date has.

11:26

Lead. Just I've never had like a date,

11:28

ham or G in a playroom. They're always

11:30

closer in the day. Through queasy

11:33

an integer time alone better. Or. Guess

11:35

you just want to go. To. The

11:37

daytime play yeah employers won't go

11:39

know to play that would ban

11:41

out have. With. Other people were

11:44

made our either. And other people Okay,

11:46

yeah, I mean like as. I get a

11:48

green check mark on this one. We. Have

11:50

to go to the playroom during the day

11:52

yes and play with somebody else. I. Don't have

11:54

to be like a full slog Their think

11:56

we should interact with other and Korea. Or.

12:00

Fair. Enough Uk. Where am I do one

12:02

that similar to that then. I

12:05

wants her. What? Just.

12:08

To. Play. Not. On the

12:10

ship. Where. Did

12:13

the images of left be like phone sex?

12:16

They. Could be but some kind of sexual

12:18

act. Off of the ship. Say

12:21

easy like on an excursion. Or

12:23

excursion on a beach. Know.

12:26

Whatever not physically on the ship

12:28

as. Have well that the easiest. We're

12:30

going on a topless map. Ohio I thought

12:32

of had. A Murray And so I imagine

12:35

there's gonna be some sort. As right so

12:37

I give you gave a blow job on

12:39

the catamaran that would classify as not oh

12:41

okay not on the main ship. until next

12:43

be me and you can be was my

12:45

out remains my else. While this is generally

12:47

characterising use a you have to me while

12:50

some yeah. But. Why am

12:52

I getting turned on? Some. of

12:54

this is a pretty of i was exactly what out

12:56

with a very good one yeah for that that at

12:58

any time into buying on the ship Azizi. Off.

13:01

The ship is going to be a little more bouncing

13:03

back to last time. Didn't we have sex in the

13:05

water at the beach? Mean. You, I think

13:07

we did. Know. That was in

13:09

no Haiti. Haiti. When we were taken

13:11

a pitcher's as a form of these minuet the beach may

13:13

that we fokker to we know I don't. Moink.

13:16

That have easily thought if we wanted

13:18

to lean on the with a freezer.

13:20

We did fought for so weak it

13:22

has. In it. Like sex with each other or

13:24

our. It's just you or the a good as

13:26

as we seventy are correct or that go because

13:29

will help because one. Dude.

13:32

You. Been to. Either way, in I'm In Which

13:34

A Cannon? Yeah to. Sell

13:37

my last one for you or

13:39

for as is to meet a

13:41

couple who is never heard of

13:43

our podcast and slush. And. A

13:46

real other bring up the plug can. Now

13:48

that as. Well. Like and maybe I'll be

13:50

annulled emo hey if like we tell them about

13:52

and night oh. Yeah, why we did a statically last

13:55

us. okay but we didn't plan it

13:57

of now elixir ted is he follow we

13:59

met Couple we hooked up with them and

14:01

then like the next day they were like

14:03

y'all the podcast and right? Yeah We assumed

14:05

you knew and they're like no So

14:08

but this time I'd like to I

14:10

guess it could work that way But ideally we

14:12

would be like we're interested and then like we

14:14

find out they don't know We

14:16

are because it is a lot of fun to play with

14:18

people that don't know about That

14:21

doesn't mean a lot to us people just FYI,

14:23

but it is kind of fun When

14:26

people have no idea who we are. Well, it

14:28

just doesn't happen I mean that sounds a

14:30

little like stuck up, but when

14:32

we're in lifestyle spaces, it doesn't happen very

14:35

often No, people don't know. No. Yeah, so

14:37

that is it's nice because then you know,

14:39

it's authentic Yeah, but there's always like a

14:41

level of do they want to fuck us because

14:43

you're Dan Lacey Are they hoping yeah, they're hoping to get talking

14:45

about on the block now And so people have literally

14:47

said that to us on multiple occasions So

14:52

that that insecurity creeps in

14:54

so when they don't weird insecurity

14:56

There's something I never would have thought really even

14:58

when we started this podcast. I never would have

15:00

thought of like We

15:02

might have to deal with people trying to fuck us just to

15:04

get on the podcast Let's just be talked about on the podcast.

15:07

Yeah, but like in the beginning if somebody would have said

15:09

that I've been like I

15:14

don't know. It's just kind of like refreshing when you

15:18

know, like it's a genuine like

15:20

you there's no question that it's a genuine Yeah,

15:23

okay this one I'm gonna

15:25

go on the record and saying I don't think you're gonna complete

15:27

it Okay, which I kind of

15:29

like saying cuz I know it's now you're you

15:31

were very competitive. So now you're like fuck

15:34

you I'm gonna do it, right? Airtight.

15:37

Oh, no, I'm not doing it. Why

15:39

no way you've done it before no way

15:42

I will only do that if it's on camera and men

15:44

are gonna pay to watch it. You've done it

15:46

before not on camera Oh, you did it

15:48

as splash in a playroom. That is unfair

15:50

How's that unfair? I don't like it. I'm

15:53

supposed to challenge you what else

15:55

I mean, that's a pretty challenge Like that's a challenge for you.

15:58

I thought about saying DVP or airtime to

16:00

give you a little bit of a little bit of a leeway because you're

16:02

probably more likely to compete. I would do DVP. DVP. Yeah.

16:06

I'll give you like a half a point. A half

16:08

credit for DVP. Oh, but, Tui, let me

16:10

put two dicks inside of you and give you

16:12

half credit. Yeah, so explain what those two things are real

16:14

quick. Okay, so DVP is two dicks in the

16:16

vagina, airtight is

16:19

one dick in the vagina, one dick in the

16:21

ass, and one dick in the mouth. Yeah,

16:23

unless he's not big on anal sex. I'm

16:25

not, you gotta be like the perfect false guy for

16:27

that. You know, like not too big. I

16:31

don't know, it's just. Sometimes, though, the

16:33

right amount of fireball, you're

16:35

getting all worked up and hot and hoarding. Sometimes you

16:37

just go for it. Yeah, sometimes I do. We'll see.

16:39

So it's not impossible. It's not, no, it's not.

16:41

But we'll see. Report back on that

16:43

one. Okay, that's, so I did

16:46

like two like, okay, these are probably gonna happen

16:48

and one like give you something to shoot for. Oh,

16:50

that's good. Well, so I kinda did the same

16:52

thing. The unicorn is a hard one for

16:54

you. It's probably the hardest one, you know. Yeah.

16:57

So far that you said. So now it's

16:59

what we wanna do. Wait, what was my three,

17:01

what was it? So unicorn, daytime

17:03

playroom, and what? So that's never heard

17:05

of the podcast. Okay, well that one's,

17:08

who knows? That one's a wild card. Yeah.

17:12

Okay. And mine is EVP.

17:14

EVP, girls only play time,

17:17

off-ship play. Okay, that's

17:19

good fun. Those are all good, yeah. Yeah, you did a good job.

17:21

Okay, so now it's like what

17:23

we're challenging ourselves. What,

17:26

right. Goals for yourself.

17:29

Am I first? Yeah, it's

17:31

your turn. I said

17:34

to have sex with an older gentleman. You

17:37

took mine. Oh. No,

17:39

you literally stole mine for the last time. Well, because

17:41

I, older ladies

17:44

are your thing, but they've never really been my thing.

17:47

But if you go back

17:49

to the last Blue's Creed, you had

17:51

sex with that lady, and her husband

17:53

was fucking handsome, like so handsome. He

17:56

was like, retired Navy, he was like fit. Like,

17:58

I would have totally. Yeah, a good hair.

18:01

So he had like the best hair,

18:03

like the best hair on the ship. So

18:06

I am, when I

18:08

say older gentlemen, I don't, that

18:12

can be to be determined. It's got to

18:14

be 50 plus though. Yeah, because like Daddy

18:17

Mike's 50 something,

18:19

55-ish. You wouldn't put him in that category? I wouldn't

18:21

put him in that category. I

18:23

think it's like kind of how you carry yourself.

18:26

It's just, I don't know, like a

18:28

gentleman. An older gentleman.

18:31

An older gentleman. Yeah. And so

18:33

what you just, is that your

18:35

normal? That's not really your normal thing. No, it's just

18:37

I'm pushing myself out of my box.

18:40

I want to, you know, like I

18:42

was into that guy on the cruise.

18:44

Like I would have totally fucked him

18:46

and I'm like, you know, like, and

18:48

because Bliss does have an older population,

18:50

I definitely think that we could, we

18:52

could do that. Yeah.

18:56

I think that would be like the perfect place to find that. Yeah.

18:59

So I actually had on my list, 60 plus.

19:02

60 plus. Because I failed. So

19:04

I thought I completed this on the

19:06

last one. Yeah. This is a

19:08

little embarrassing to admit that she then messaged us on

19:10

TikTok later. Oh, she did? And she says, you

19:12

know, I think we said 60 plus and she was like in

19:15

her 50s. Oh. It might've

19:17

been middle to upper 50s that she was in, but she was

19:19

not 60. Oh, that's fine. She was four.

19:22

And so I actually failed that test. And I actually felt

19:24

a little bad that I thought she was 60, but I

19:26

wasn't, I think when we talked about it, we said like,

19:28

I'm not sure, but she's in that. Yeah. I

19:30

wonder if they're going to be on the cruise. I don't know. I

19:33

wonder. I don't know if they're going to be or not.

19:36

But they could be. Yeah. Well,

19:39

she wouldn't count for me, but for you, I guess she

19:41

would count. Well, we don't know. He

19:44

might not be 60. Or well, mine is older gentlemen. Yeah. You

19:46

said older gentlemen. Yeah. I just

19:48

want like a distinguished, refined. I kind of feel the same

19:51

way, but because 50 year olds are

19:53

pretty normal for me. Yeah. So that's

19:55

why you said 60. That's why I said 60 to push

19:57

it. I'm there for my 70 year olds that I would

19:59

fuck like honestly. The com if you run a never

20:01

seen one that them that i would have sex with

20:03

the our their. Ah, Okay,

20:05

so that's we. Basically the goodie

20:08

mob. This is that we. Can.

20:10

Find an old couple. The knock is one that. It's.

20:13

Not necessarily older.

20:15

Couple amp a older than us

20:17

older gentleman. Right

20:19

though I'm saying is if if we find

20:21

an older couple. The. To for.

20:23

Correct for if we swap with an older couple.

20:26

Know what are the odds are that happen? Pretty.

20:28

Good on posters, Like that

20:30

the husband and wife are both in an

20:32

age you are gonna light of the awake

20:34

and action like come on as I barely

20:36

advent. the happened was was was. So

20:41

bad that that you thought to assist the i

20:43

didn't really. Know that Obama to. Isis

20:46

gorgeous them and. Okay so

20:48

is it matter now if

20:50

except my is find an

20:52

unknown. Couple not one

20:54

that we met in the firing likely

20:56

net dance at dinner at the poll

20:59

asked that. Wherever. Aided.

21:02

Do. A full flop that them. Signed a

21:04

couple in full swappable. Yeah.

21:06

That's not. Very hard comforts it's we

21:08

basically no, no, but he's so.

21:12

The most dear d That skills and will we

21:14

have now. It's not guarantee you're going to swap

21:16

I guess in my mind I give you go

21:18

into a room and everybody's like on of the

21:20

bad in is easy to like. Him

21:23

around? Yes. I got net like. A

21:26

nice Mit and be like wearing y'all y'all are

21:28

in To me Can we meet you in the

21:30

play? Remit. Kilowatt. that's kind of

21:32

capella. Two or three times more

21:34

smokers. Smoke

21:37

when. You. Come out

21:39

with them better us off our now that I just

21:41

really was struggling the that's what I was thinking like

21:43

i guess I'm singing You know how we. Need want

21:45

to make like an authentic connection with a

21:47

new cop? Yeah, Like we met a couple

21:50

in the poll last time in a year.

21:52

The to the site today is that we

21:54

we got to know them with ever Sundance

21:56

and we had dinner and. Then. I like that

21:58

that was for the one the high. That is what

22:00

I was going for that like meeting like

22:03

an authentic like having a connection And it's

22:05

not like you just like bump into them

22:07

on the way the playroom and then you

22:09

start fucking like somebody that like we're actively

22:12

Pursuing and warning that and like there's a

22:15

build-up and we got that's what I meant

22:17

by it. Okay. I take that Yeah, that

22:19

was that was that was again one

22:21

of the highlights of the last was

22:23

yeah, so I'm all kind of what I was

22:25

I mean, we don't know we could go on

22:27

the crazy just have sex with each other You

22:30

think No,

22:34

and I'm not being cocky I just know that one

22:36

it it's five days so like if it was like

22:39

a night at the club I would agree with you

22:41

like the odds of us finding somebody

22:43

one night at the club is probably actually not even that really

22:45

good If we wouldn't blind it didn't know

22:47

anybody like kind of like we were doing here If

22:50

you give us five days give us five days.

22:52

We're probably gonna make at least one connection with

22:54

somebody, right? Okay,

22:56

I mean maybe not I mean it's

22:58

completely possible that it doesn't happen but

23:00

I I feel pretty confident that one

23:03

That one should end up with the old green check

23:05

mark. Okay, we'll see. Okay This

23:09

is another okay. This is for me. This is another one.

23:11

It's kind of really for us Play

23:14

on the top deck playroom

23:16

played in the so if you remember last time

23:18

there was that play space That was on the front of the ship

23:20

that was like open air to like on the

23:22

top deck Was not where they just rolled

23:24

out the mattress In

23:27

the basketball court and we went there

23:29

to try to play like two or three times it was

23:31

either like too windy and they had it closed or I

23:35

Don't feel like they had weird hours. You want to

23:37

fuck under the stars under the stars? Yeah And

23:41

maybe I guess you you have to be in a

23:43

playroom So I'm assuming they're gonna have an open air

23:45

under the stars type playroom. It seems like it's the

23:47

thing they do every Yeah, hopefully that would be

23:49

fine. All right, so I just want I just want to play there

23:52

Okay, that's just that should be pretty easy as long

23:54

as we can find one as long as they have it and then

23:56

two As long as we can like figure out

23:58

when it's open on the schedule probably

24:00

find on the schedule and mark it out.

24:03

Okay, so my last one

24:05

is one that I didn't meet

24:08

last time, but I'm changing

24:10

up just a little bit. Last time I

24:12

wanted to beat my high score. So the

24:15

most man I've ever had said within

24:17

one day is six. That was before

24:19

the podcast. That was before social media.

24:21

That was well before any of this,

24:24

which is kind of crazy because I

24:26

fucked a lot of people since the

24:28

podcast. So

24:30

it's really insane. I've met it, but

24:32

I haven't passed it. Both of

24:34

us. Yeah. I do not

24:37

think that this is going to happen

24:39

on this cruise. So I'm doing half.

24:41

I'd like to sleep with three guys

24:43

in one day. Oh, yeah.

24:45

Interesting. I don't, I don't, I

24:47

think going into it blind, I mean, like, obviously

24:49

if it happens, great. Then I get double points,

24:51

even though we don't keep points. I don't know

24:54

why we keep talking about points. But

24:57

I just don't think that that this will happen

24:59

here. I mean, I could totally be wrong, but

25:01

I think ideally if I could hook up with

25:04

three guys in one day, that would be a

25:06

lot of fun. Three guys in

25:08

one day. That's actually, I'm, I'm, I'm down with

25:11

that. I do feel like that's you challenging yourself.

25:14

Cause that would be three. Well, I mean,

25:18

there are two people that I've had sex with that are going to

25:20

be on the cruise that I know

25:22

of. Um, so

25:25

I'd have to sleep with both of them. And then

25:28

one new or you, I

25:30

guess that would be three because we usually

25:32

count each other. Oh yeah. So I mean,

25:35

but then it would be like the sun

25:37

stars a line for that to happen. That

25:39

could happen pretty easily. I think if

25:41

I like made it happen, but I want it to be

25:43

more like opt into, right? I mean, cause let's be honest,

25:45

I could have fucked more than six guys in a day.

25:48

If I was like, Hey guys, I really want to do

25:50

this. Will you all line up and fuck me? Like I

25:52

could have done it like a bunch of times, but I,

25:55

I've always looked for like more and

25:57

authentic. Um, like it happens naturally not.

25:59

Yeah. Set it up on purpose

26:01

to get the degree Jack yeah guy. I

26:03

should say. All. right? You

26:05

ready for my last one? I'm

26:09

help somebody. Squirt.

26:12

For the first, didn't train to go

26:14

for me right? That's easy enough. Is.

26:17

It. And it. Used to find

26:19

somebody. One. That wants

26:21

to squirt that can't or

26:24

hasn't already. Pedantic? That's easy

26:26

money. And like. Once you

26:28

find the person. Issue: Hazel you can now

26:30

I've I've I've heard I get the a

26:32

one person was you that ask me that

26:34

make him square in added A I failed

26:36

that that out. Of he sailed I

26:39

would seek out issue. it's a sales. Was.

26:41

It via I mean I. Did he

26:43

did not? Squirt. All the way I

26:46

mean maybe a little better yet find via

26:48

didn't land phone I've onto our but I

26:50

thought out to go find a girl that

26:52

has never squirted and helpers were for the

26:54

first I am. Not. As I

26:56

think that's possible, yeah will be as

26:58

easy. As

27:03

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27:05

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27:07

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29:46

here talking all things bliss cruise. So

29:48

we just went over our

29:50

bliss cruise bucket list of

29:53

the things that me and Lacey are going to try that all the

29:55

naughty things that we're going to try to accomplish

29:57

on this upcoming bliss cruise. leave

30:00

in like what four days three days four

30:02

days you added secrets on to the front

30:04

of let's cruise thank you for that so

30:08

if you don't know we're actually going down

30:10

to Orlando today is Wednesday we're recording this

30:13

this podcast will release tomorrow on Thursday and

30:15

we are starting our journey down

30:18

to Orlando tomorrow yeah but we're

30:20

staying in Georgia tomorrow stop and

30:22

see daddy Mike and Daphne in Georgia

30:24

tomorrow in Atlanta and

30:27

then we're gonna drive to Orlando

30:29

and spend the Friday Saturday at

30:31

secrets yeah so they're having like a

30:33

pre-party at secrets we ended up kid free

30:35

somehow this week it's a long sort we

30:38

ended up kid free and so we were

30:40

just like oh and

30:42

I saw they were having a pre-party some people

30:44

that we know are hosting it so we were

30:46

like what the fuck we never go to secrets

30:49

and don't work and we

30:51

were able to like make theme outfits out of stuff

30:53

that we had in our closet so we didn't you

30:55

know we didn't go by

30:57

a bunch of stuff so it's just easy why

30:59

not yeah so it's being hosted by

31:01

my frisky business which is a hotel

31:03

or well they're a takeover

31:05

group out of the New York New Jersey

31:07

kind of area so if you're in

31:10

the New York we get absolutely all the time like what

31:12

events do you know any of the events

31:14

my frisky businesses ones I would highly recommend

31:16

they're a great couple day they throw great

31:18

events so we're gonna go check out the my

31:21

frisky business takeover of secrets

31:23

hopefully not party too

31:25

hard and then go straight into the blue screws

31:28

yeah or maybe hopefully party hard

31:30

I don't really know I don't know I mean

31:33

I don't know I have I don't know where I

31:35

feel like the next like we get a

31:37

half is gonna it's like a mystery it's gonna be a blur so

31:39

Thursday with Daphne

31:42

and Danny Mike mmm Friday

31:44

my frisky business at secrets Saturday

31:47

my frisky business at secrets Sunday

31:50

we then hop over to

31:53

the hotel the host hotel for a blue screws

31:55

and ready to a blue screws pre-party

31:57

with topless travel and

31:59

then day we get on the ship and we depart. Yeah.

32:03

So that's the next our next like four days.

32:05

So like we're basically staying three places before

32:07

we even get on the cruise.

32:09

It sounds like a good plan

32:12

in theory. Okay. All right. So

32:15

people that are listening right now that are getting

32:17

ready to head to Orlando with us, they're

32:20

getting ready to go on Bliss Cruise. Let's

32:23

start. Let's back up a step just first

32:26

though. Tell us what Bliss Cruise

32:28

is. It's a Swinger

32:30

cruise. It's a charter ship.

32:33

So they basically rent out.

32:35

It's typically Royal Caribbean or

32:38

Celebrity last time. They they

32:41

rent out the whole ship and they take it over

32:43

and it is like literally an entire Swinger

32:45

cruise. So everybody on board is either

32:48

a Swinger or okay. You'd be around Swingers because they

32:50

knew what they were signing up for. It's

32:52

a lot of fun and Bliss is

32:55

the company that puts on the cruise.

32:57

You'll hear other names because there's a

32:59

lot of travel agencies that work directly

33:01

with Bliss, like Topless Travel. I think

33:03

there's like Castaways. There's um there's a

33:05

volunteer on the way. So

33:07

we kind of work with Topless

33:10

Travel to bring

33:12

people on board and it's just it's

33:14

a lot of fun. Okay. Alright.

33:16

So if people

33:18

are either headed to this Bliss Cruise or maybe

33:20

considering a Bliss Cruise in the future, what are

33:24

some things they should be thinking about? When

33:26

you pack your suitcase which is sitting

33:28

downstairs, what kind of things are

33:30

you bringing on Bliss Cruise? Well, usually we'd start

33:33

with the theme nights because that's typically what

33:35

you're going to wear to dinner or

33:39

like if you don't want to wear it to dinner like if it's

33:41

you know pretty racy or you don't want it you know you can

33:43

wear something else to dinner and then change after but there's definitely

33:46

like a dinner portion and a

33:48

club portion or like a party

33:50

portion and so you're going to

33:52

start with your theme outfits and

33:55

kind of build around that. For

33:57

this cruise there's Barbie, there's Glow,

34:00

there is leather

34:03

and lace. And a

34:05

sports night. Sports night. Maybe

34:07

one more. I can't remember off the top. Pajamas.

34:10

Pajamas. Yeah. Which is

34:12

a new one. So you kind of start

34:14

there and then you do need bliss because

34:17

it is like a moving vessel. You

34:20

have to wear clothes depending on where the ship

34:22

is. So if it's that port or within a

34:24

certain mile of support, you do have to wear tops

34:26

and bottoms. So you definitely need some

34:28

swimsuit. You can't go completely nude the

34:30

whole time. You do need

34:32

some cover ups because when you're indoors,

34:34

they do ask that you cover especially

34:37

like around food and stuff like that.

34:39

So you do need some clothes opposed

34:41

to like if you go to Hido. Right.

34:44

You do need some things but

34:46

I mean really you don't need a ton even

34:49

though I have a ton fact. Yeah. Was

34:51

there anything that you didn't bring on

34:53

last bliss cruise that you did

34:55

bring on this bliss cruise? I

34:57

know we did go out and get a cruise

35:00

ship safe extension cord

35:02

and slash plug

35:04

adapter. We did. One

35:08

thing I noticed that

35:10

a lot of people didn't think about but door

35:13

decorations is a big thing. I actually

35:15

added a few to ours but you

35:17

can put pictures and

35:21

like little snacks or cards

35:23

or whatever. A lot of people decorate their

35:25

door and they get colorful and

35:28

fun. It looks inviting. It

35:30

kind of helps when you're trying to find your

35:32

room at 2 a.m. and you're a little drunk.

35:35

So definitely decorating your door is fun. That's

35:39

one good pointer I would say. Yeah

35:41

anything else? I know we definitely got robes this

35:43

time. Yeah robes so

35:46

that way because you have to

35:48

take off your clothes to go into

35:50

the main playroom. I'm pretty sure that

35:52

there are some that you can go

35:54

into with your clothes on but the

35:56

big like atrium style

36:00

a bag and you can take all your stuff off,

36:02

but it's so much easier when you don't have all

36:04

that. So we have our robes packed so that way

36:06

we can just go to our room, put our robe

36:08

on and grab like a little bag of like condoms

36:10

and lube and stuff. Now can you wear

36:13

the robe into the playroom or you're

36:15

not sure? I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

36:17

But yeah, way easier than delts and shoes

36:19

and all the stuff that you normally have.

36:21

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, just to throw it

36:24

in the bag. I've seen, I'm

36:26

on a lot of the Facebook groups

36:28

and there's been a lot of questions

36:30

about what do people carry their stuff

36:32

in. And I commented

36:34

instead of fanny pack because that's typically your

36:36

go to. You have like a little toy

36:38

and some lube and condoms and all that

36:40

in your fanny pack. So that way if

36:42

we're at the pool and we make a

36:44

connection, we can go straight to the playroom.

36:46

We don't have to go back to the room. But the

36:49

more I was thinking about it, because you

36:52

have to be clothed in some areas and

36:54

not in others, like you always pretty much

36:56

have a bag with you unless you're just

36:58

like walking to dinner. You always

37:00

have like a pull bag or something. A

37:02

backpack or something. Something. So you always kind

37:05

of like you have a place for stuff.

37:08

So you could make like a little zipper for your

37:11

like condoms and put it on. But I will say I

37:13

think if I'm thinking back to last bliss cruise that one,

37:15

you know, we did try to go to the playrooms during

37:17

the day. I think we actually

37:19

went back to somebody's room during the day one time. And

37:23

because you put your beach, your towels and stuff on

37:25

your beach chairs during the day and you're

37:27

kind of, you know, your beach bag is usually there.

37:29

I think there was times where we left

37:31

our towels in our beach bag, like on our chair and

37:33

just grabbed that that fanny pack with the condoms and lube

37:36

and stuff and went to go fuck and left the rest

37:38

of our stuff kind of claiming our spot and then just

37:40

came back to it. Yeah, no, I

37:42

totally agree. I think a fanny pack or like a

37:44

small like clutch, if you don't like some people seem

37:46

to go back. Yeah, some people seemed

37:49

very opposed to a fanny pack.

37:52

So any kind of like small, we need

37:54

to end the stigma that's around these fanny packs.

37:56

People just need to re embrace it. I really

37:58

do think people are. You know, if you

38:01

look at like rave culture and stuff like that.

38:03

Well, like teenagers. Teenagers. Yeah. Like,

38:06

I have noticed that teenagers though, they don't

38:08

wear the fanny pack around their waist. It's

38:10

now like a shoulder strap. It's a belt bag. They call it

38:12

a belt bag. But it's a fanny bag. It's a

38:14

fanny bag. They just made it longer strap. Yeah. But

38:17

either way, if you want to wear a belt bag and not

38:19

a fanny pack, that's still perfect for... Yeah,

38:21

I've seen one guy fucking and he had like

38:24

a thing around his like for like his arm,

38:27

almost like something you would put on if

38:29

you were like running and you needed your

38:31

phone or... I think you got like an iPod holder back in

38:33

the day that used to run with, you know what I

38:35

mean? Yeah, it's like that. But it was like a

38:37

pouch and he had... Just a couple condoms. Condoms and like, I think

38:39

he even had snack in there. Yeah. Or

38:42

maybe I made that up. I don't know. I felt like there

38:44

was snacks. So that

38:46

is definitely a tip

38:48

that I have.

38:50

What else? No, okay. So

38:53

now, those are all good

38:55

tips of things to bring and what to pack

38:57

and stuff. What about...

38:59

What do we learn about getting on the ship last time?

39:02

I have no idea. Okay, so how do you get... How does

39:04

getting on the ship normally work? You

39:08

have a time. Right. Like, so

39:10

when you check in through the app, it gives you a time and

39:13

you go and when you

39:15

arrive, you give them your checked

39:18

luggage. You have your luggage

39:21

tag on it. They will it. You

39:23

can pre-print all that, right? Yeah. I think I

39:25

saw you already had them printed. It's already on your suitcase, babe. I

39:27

got you. You can pre-print

39:29

them and save them to your bag. I

39:31

bought some little holders for them on Amazon.

39:35

But you want to carry

39:37

a bag with you that

39:39

has whatever you need for

39:42

the first little bit because most rooms

39:44

are not clean when you get on

39:46

the ship. You can't go directly to

39:48

your room. You have to kind

39:50

of keep that bag with you. So

39:53

in our bags, I have like a bathing suit,

39:55

a cover up, stuff like that. So that way

39:57

we can quickly change and at least lay out.

40:00

while we're waiting on our room. Very smart.

40:02

I also noticed last time, nobody

40:04

seemed to pay attention to the boarding times. Like

40:07

people can, like they were randomly getting on the ship.

40:09

Yeah. Yeah,

40:11

that did happen. They didn't seem to care though.

40:13

Yeah. So I don't, I don't wanna

40:15

tell people to get there early and then they, because

40:17

we were on Celebrity last time and this one's Royal

40:20

Caribbean, so I don't know. It might take it more serious. Yeah,

40:22

I don't know the rules regarding

40:24

that, but we didn't seem to have any

40:26

issue. And everyone around us had different times.

40:28

Yeah. True. Okay.

40:31

All right. So now once you

40:33

get on board, like you said, bring some stuff so

40:35

you can hang out in the pool. What is like

40:38

a typical, what would a typical day, like the schedule

40:40

for the day look like on both screws? Well,

40:43

for us, this is

40:45

how it, you may be different, but we

40:47

typically sleep in because we stay

40:49

up late. So we're usually going

40:51

to bed around two-ish. So

40:54

we'll sleep in. We typically might

40:57

miss breakfast, or if we

41:00

make it to breakfast, we're catching like the

41:02

tail end as they're putting like lunch

41:04

out. So that's kind

41:06

of our routine. Is that probably that

41:09

10 to 11-ish out,

41:11

somewhere in there, we'll get up and lay

41:13

around. We're neither one of us are coffee

41:15

drinkers, so we don't have to like rush out

41:17

to get coffee or anything. But we sleep in.

41:22

We usually will put on our stuff for

41:24

the day for like the pool will go

41:26

up and have our breakfast slash

41:29

lunch, depending on what time. And then at

41:31

that, we kind of just look at how

41:33

our day is going. Do we

41:35

want to do a speed dating? Do we want

41:37

to go to the pool? Is it, and this is

41:39

obviously not an excursion day because that's a different

41:41

situation. The good

41:44

thing about Bliss is they offer basically

41:46

something every hour, whether it

41:48

be like a paid seminar, because

41:50

they do have something that you can pay for that are

41:52

a little bit more in-depth. Or

41:55

if it's something like a speed dating or a meet

41:57

and greet, stuff like that, you

41:59

can. Obviously get you for free so you get

42:01

it she is all of that be don't want

42:04

you and yet to go to the pool of

42:06

there's always a party I'll by the pool. And.

42:09

In that's a really good way to. Meet people

42:11

and mean all. Kind. Of force

42:13

yourself into that for and talk to

42:16

people Just defy. the poor is with

42:18

disease or are during the day where

42:20

the music is during the day because

42:22

seems to be. The. Hub of

42:24

mixing and mingling and collar people getting

42:26

to know each other. Yeah, But if

42:28

you're not like a sign parson are

42:30

like loud music playing games have a

42:32

that's not your seen that. Do not

42:35

worry because there is like so much.

42:37

To. Do I mean it's crazy, How are

42:39

they have a lot of meet and during

42:41

the day? yet again to have like you're

42:43

twenty year old me, angry thirty year old

42:46

man or he was major Lgbtq? I mean

42:48

greets. Well. That I know that they have.

42:50

They have a lot as far as ages a

42:52

thing they have under forty five. An hour.

42:54

Forty hours. A day. Do you correct

42:57

there are as their mean Great said.

42:59

Are not sooner and I saw a couple me every

43:01

angle of the ever see a lot of that kind

43:03

of stuff on the schedule. Yeah, that's correct. They

43:05

had all that would be fine to get.

43:07

You are under. Forty Five Mean Green. Night.

43:09

Just to kind of like pushed by last time

43:11

we get this V Dating Yes, the candlelight push

43:13

ourselves. Outside. Of our far as we have

43:15

we done a good. It's. Ah it's has

43:17

yet there's if it is I I

43:19

think because we are we enjoy the

43:21

news of we enjoyed it and see

43:23

and like being. We are you. We use a

43:26

grub to do we. Do. That I'd sing. It's really

43:28

important for people that has made. that's how they're

43:30

seen. Them There is plenty of opportunities

43:32

to do really whatever. Mccanns went with

43:34

an okay after the pool parties last

43:36

day stuff than what happens. On. That

43:38

we typically sales their to for

43:40

five is depending on how are feeling

43:43

on and then we would get

43:45

you are resume. Kind. Of

43:47

like. Nap recover a little. The

43:49

edge. On.

43:52

Wine from the day and then it's

43:54

basically on. To dinner. Sober up polemicists.

43:56

Yeah, and it is two hundred and

43:58

water vs. similar get like shower,

44:00

get ready for the night portion, have

44:04

a dinner. Typically after dinner then

44:06

we would do a show. On

44:08

the dinner thing, talk with some about

44:10

the dinner options that are on. I

44:13

don't, I know. Each ship's gonna be a little different.

44:15

Every ship's different. I know this one has like a

44:17

hibachi and then like a grill and then a

44:19

sushi and I know it's got a Johnny Rocket.

44:21

So there are usually some, like

44:24

some other restaurants that are up

44:27

charge or you can do like the

44:29

main dining area which is gonna be like your

44:31

sit down, your formal. So you always have

44:33

the buffet available. Yeah. Then you kind

44:35

of have this formal, the formal sit down which is included in

44:37

that free. Then they have

44:39

these up charge like different types of dining.

44:41

Yeah, like specialty. Like you said they're different

44:43

like specialty cuisines and stuff like that. I

44:45

know last time they had like a, Bliss

44:48

sponsored a BDSM dinner. So

44:51

you can, and that was, it

44:53

was in an up charge restaurant but then there was even

44:56

an up charge to that because it was like a dinner

44:58

and a show basically. So

45:01

typically we do dinner and then after that

45:03

we would go to the show and then.

45:07

And dinner is also a very good way to meet people. It

45:09

is very good. And you can ask to be

45:11

sat with other people. We typically, because

45:14

we've known so many people we just kind of all

45:16

go in together and like turn themselves to put us

45:18

at a couple of tables. But if you

45:20

don't know anybody and you're just going like husband and wife

45:22

or boyfriend or girlfriend you can ask to be sat with

45:24

someone so you can get to know. Basically

45:27

if you go in it's just a couple of, you almost

45:29

have to sit with somebody right? I think so. Most of the

45:31

tables are like six, eight people right? Yeah I think so.

45:34

I think it kind of just depends on. Well we should get to

45:36

experience that this time. Yeah hopefully. And

45:39

then after dinner, yeah show. And

45:43

if we want to go to the show sometimes we

45:45

skip it. And then after

45:48

that it's, they typically have some sort of

45:50

party somewhere. It's either you know

45:52

up on the top deck or it's in

45:54

like a ballroom of some sorts. We

45:56

love that, we love the DJ and the

45:58

music and the dancing. of kind of one

46:01

of our favorites. On the last cruise, and I

46:03

kind of, I noticed this because of DJ Life

46:05

has Spiced's schedule, they had like a party indoor

46:07

in like the, not the atrium, but like in

46:09

the open area where the bars and shops and

46:12

all that kind of stuff are, like that inner

46:14

ship open area. They had like a pre-party, and

46:16

then most ships have like some kind of club-ish

46:18

area on them, and then they had the night

46:20

party in that club. I think the pre-party

46:22

is because not everyone has dinner at the

46:25

same time. So it's like as you're mingling

46:27

either before dinner or after dinner, you can,

46:29

there's so many bars and stuff, like you

46:31

could have a drink and listen to music

46:33

and dance a little. So it's that kind

46:36

of like in the dream. Right, but I

46:38

did notice this time they have a DJ at

46:40

some location for that like

46:42

pre-club party. No, that's good. Yeah, and then they

46:44

have the club party at night. Yeah,

46:47

that's really cool. And then the club party

46:49

they do, it's pretty awesome. It's on the

46:51

top deck, and it's hosted

46:53

by Topless Travel and Party Mark, and

46:55

it's pretty badass. Yeah,

46:58

the club party is probably the biggest kind

47:00

of club-ish party of the week, for sure.

47:02

It definitely feels like you're on a cruise because you're like

47:04

up on the top deck, and the wind's blowing. It's just,

47:07

I don't know, it's a lot of fun. Okay,

47:10

and then usually after the

47:12

club, we would find our

47:14

way to the playroom most nights. And

47:16

then we kind of spend that midnight

47:18

to 2am-ish time in the

47:21

playroom, and then to bed and do it all over again

47:23

the next day. And it varies,

47:25

like if we go really hard one night

47:27

the next day, maybe we won't go straight

47:29

out to the pool. We'll go and catch

47:31

a meet and greet or class or something.

47:36

We usually go hard and then kind of back

47:39

off a little and go hard again. So we just kind

47:41

of find the balance between the two. And then

47:43

how are the shore days different than the

47:45

sea days? What you just described would be

47:47

like a sea day, a definitely sea day.

47:49

How are the shore days? How are those

47:51

different? So typically you'll

47:54

get up and you'll get off the ship

47:56

pretty early. I

47:58

know, like I think we have one excursion. and

48:00

it's 10.30 and the other one's at eight. So.

48:04

We know the night before those we can't party too

48:06

hard. Yeah, we need to try to wrap it up.

48:08

Make it a little easier. Yeah. Bed

48:10

by midnight one instead of three. Yeah, especially at 8 a.m. one,

48:12

that's gonna be rough. So we

48:14

would just get up early and we would have our breakfast

48:16

and then get off the ship. And

48:18

you don't have to get off the ship. Some

48:20

people, because they do these so often, they've been

48:22

to these ports all the time. They don't

48:25

get off and it kind of, the

48:28

ship's not as busy. You can explore,

48:31

but you get off, you go do your excursion, go,

48:33

if you don't do an excursion, you just kind of

48:35

want to shop and mingle around the town. You can

48:37

do that and come, you can come and get back

48:39

on the ship and leave again however you want, but

48:41

you just have to be back by that time. They

48:44

give you a time. Yeah. Where you'll get left.

48:47

So we pushed ourselves this time to book an

48:49

excursion for each stop, because I

48:51

really, we did that on the last Bliss cruise

48:54

and we didn't do that on the one family cruise that

48:56

we did. And I actually liked that it, I

48:59

feel like to actually experience the stop, you

49:01

almost have to do something. Yeah. If

49:04

you just get off and walk around, you're basically gonna

49:06

get off the ship and they're gonna try to sell you a bunch

49:08

of their stuff. Usually right outside

49:10

the ports of these places, like the little markets where

49:12

they try to sell you stuff.

49:15

Yeah. I just don't really just enjoy

49:17

that part. I want to kind of get

49:19

away from that and experience something. So

49:21

whatever our excursions this time. So we're doing the

49:23

Bliss cruise catamaran, which I was kind of

49:25

excited. So we were originally supposed to go

49:27

to Haiti, but they changed it because I

49:29

guess there's like, there's something

49:32

going on there. So they

49:34

were, you're Caribbean switched it to

49:36

Dominican Republic, which I've been saying cause I've never been

49:38

there. So they scratched

49:41

everybody's excursion and you got to

49:43

rebook. And so we are doing

49:45

the Bliss cruise catamaran. It

49:48

is at 8 a.m. Yeah.

49:50

So we're gonna be drinking at 8 a.m. I

49:53

mean, I'm assuming they're gonna be passing out alcohol. I

49:56

probably won't drink at eight, but maybe can.

49:58

I might screw it. The

50:00

only one, so let's go for it. But I think it's like

50:03

a topless, you know, I don't know what all goes.

50:05

Obviously you want me to give you a blow

50:07

job or do something, that's on our fucking list,

50:09

but that should be exciting.

50:11

That should be a good one. If I think of

50:13

like the Hito, if anything like

50:15

a Hito catamaran ride, it's gonna be wild. Oh,

50:18

I'm sure. And then in

50:20

Bahamas, we are doing a kayak trip.

50:26

So we'll share a kayak and

50:29

go out, which is exciting. Lacey had

50:31

to make sure that they were two person kayaks

50:33

and so that she could sit in the front and I

50:35

could paddle her around. Yeah, I knew my own

50:37

ability and I could not be

50:40

trusted with my own kayaks. I was

50:42

like, yeah, no, that's not happening. But

50:45

we are sharing one. So I'm pretty excited, because

50:47

like the pictures, the water, and

50:49

we've been to the Bahamas before, the water's so blue.

50:52

So I'm hoping that we get a little beach time

50:54

in there too. Maybe, yeah, I know, so it should

50:56

be good. Okay, and

50:58

then that's basically it, right? So

51:00

you go, you do the excursion during the day. Usually

51:02

you get back on ship in time for dinner.

51:05

Yeah, you basically just eliminate the pool

51:07

day or whatever you do during the

51:09

day, swap that out. Because usually

51:12

you gotta be back on the ship by like three

51:14

or four, five, something like that. Right, then just take

51:16

a little nap maybe, get ready for dinner and then club

51:19

night, play room bed. Yeah.

51:22

That's basically it. I'm

51:24

super excited for this Bliss Cruise. I think

51:27

now that we got one under our belt,

51:29

we know what to expect, we can kinda like maybe

51:32

make the best of it a little bit better than we

51:34

did last time. Yeah, I felt that way with Hito, like when

51:36

we went to the second time, I felt like we

51:39

could enjoy it more, because we weren't so worried about like.

51:41

What's gonna happen, what do we do? Yeah. Yeah,

51:44

I feel like you just kinda relax into

51:46

the thing. Everything's like, secrets is like

51:48

that. Anything you do for the first time, it

51:50

takes you a day or two to kinda figure out how

51:53

it works. Yeah, no, I totally agree. So

51:55

we got it figured out this time,

51:57

so we can hopefully rock out. I

52:02

can say with our cocks out, but only I have

52:04

a cocks out my cock out you're gonna rock

52:06

out with your tits out Yeah, we're gonna have a

52:08

good time. Yeah, I'm excited to be honest with

52:10

you I'm excited that we don't know very many

52:12

people Yeah, that bad that I

52:14

mean, I mean I love our friends and I desperately

52:16

wish they were coming But

52:19

I'm kind of excited to like I

52:21

feel like if you lose, you know We

52:23

all use our friends is like a safety net,

52:25

right? Yeah, and so when you go on one

52:27

of these trips or you know, go do one

52:29

of these events You just naturally

52:31

are gonna gravitate to your friends to

52:33

you know, play with and experience and connect with

52:35

and stuff like that Not

52:38

having them there I think it's really enough force

52:40

us to make new connections and make new friends

52:42

and kind of experience new things which is Exciting

52:44

and I think it's okay to say that that's

52:46

exciting Um, I have a feeling

52:48

we're gonna end up finding people and knowing people that

52:51

we don't even know we're gonna know on the ship

52:53

Yeah, yeah I think so too,

52:55

but I think like There's

52:58

a buzz about it not knowing a lot

53:00

of people. Yeah. Yeah, but it should be

53:02

should be a good experience I'm super looking

53:04

forward to it. And yeah, we'll definitely

53:06

when we get back from the bliss We'll let you guys

53:08

know how it went. We'll follow up on our

53:10

fuck it list items What

53:13

do you think how many of your six? What do

53:15

you how many you think you're gonna you're gonna

53:17

make you do you know? So

53:19

from I had airtight girl play only

53:21

and playoff ship with the ones I

53:24

definitely think I can go into the

53:27

girl orgy room in the playoff ship. I think that's

53:29

pretty simple So you get to a my three how

53:31

many year three? I think

53:36

Sex with the older gentleman is iffy. You never know

53:39

Finding like a brand new couple and

53:41

fully swapping with them Yeah,

53:44

I think that's pretty good chance and then Three

53:47

guys in one day. I think I think I can

53:49

do it. So you feel pretty confident. You've got

53:51

two of three for yeah I mean,

53:53

I think airtight and then like the

53:56

older gentleman might be my two that are

53:58

kind of hard. Yeah, but I'm gonna try

54:00

really hard. So you think you're gonna get at least four

54:02

of six is what you're predicting? I would say this is

54:04

similar for me. I'm probably gonna get about

54:06

four of six. Which two do you

54:09

not think? I think, well

54:12

so I have 60 plus and I have make somebody

54:14

squirt. I think I'll get one of those. And

54:16

then the top deck play I think we should get

54:18

that easy. So that's two for me. And then what

54:21

were yours real good? The unicorn. Okay

54:23

that's, yeah. Day time play.

54:25

Got that. Yeah. And meet a

54:28

couple who's never heard of the vodka. So

54:30

I'm gonna get, I'm saying

54:32

I'm gonna get two of those. So I'm saying four of six. But

54:35

my four I feel like is harder than your four. I

54:37

feel like you got your four pretty solid. I think

54:39

you have at least four solid. I

54:41

think I have three solid. But I think

54:43

I'm gonna get four. What I'm shooting for

54:45

six of six. All right. All

54:48

right so we'll see what happens. Make sure you

54:50

stay tuned to the swing nation podcast. See

54:52

how many of Lacey's items she gets checked off

54:55

on this Bliss cruise. And

54:57

we'll tell you all about our experiences when we get back.

55:00

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56:46

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56:48

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56:50

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56:52

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56:54

Now Yeah, family without leaving the April Point

56:57

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56:59

for next year. pseudo trip is a you

57:01

can start to talk to people and you

57:03

to know people a year or Euro yeah

57:05

adults again we also doing that either. Now.

57:07

And we typically has a

57:10

on. An. Invitation only party

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The first Santa Decreases cannons like and

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57:24

you see eyes and we get it

57:27

actually nice. You also get like a

57:29

custom made like seen or name necklaces

57:31

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57:33

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57:35

in three your bag and we actually

57:37

bring your side back. Hey I'm on

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