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horses older. And quick. What?

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4:01

advice he felt. So we look

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at the i was young muslims.

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Kitchen is indoors or

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outdoors. To get it now really is

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a big thought. Sold his as six bothers.

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Me out Iran. Deal we had star end

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of a. Low. And they were

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beautiful. But they don't the pill as he

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were. Like set. I can't imagine

4:23

what a hundred a giant jokes

4:25

to would be like. Thomas. A new.

4:27

No thanks again Hi Peter not be

4:29

My boyfriend is a footballer part time

4:31

s and when we says get together

4:33

these hit say said that he was

4:35

train and she's a that's a nice

4:37

and then at a riot games All

4:39

says today however no Cds at how

4:41

as I know a three years deep

4:43

Saturday it's assign sites of my week.

4:45

I can't wait to some time with

4:47

my gal Said dynamics is now the

4:49

off season as common as he would.

4:51

Pizza football how did you know. Kill

4:54

him because I couldn't help but

4:56

the overwhelming energy than and say

4:58

he's just as easy as they've

5:00

been century. alicia. I.

5:03

Hate the in a way for me as an

5:05

answer. That you've always

5:07

been We. We actually argue more

5:09

when pizza way. Does

5:11

only the when he was away. With this

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will deter orders could do like annoyed

5:15

have been word. Know. Just

5:18

we did. Likes the past still

5:20

that. Causes low prices

5:22

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5:25

while I'm here, the. Yeah.

5:28

Such as me. The other you schools will.

5:32

A thin Lizzy auto. I thought I

5:34

could the pseudo him if I said

5:36

zero. Go away Tuesday Thursday. Saw those.

5:39

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5:43

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5:45

you like. You if I'm home

5:47

the weekends you. Do. Have him.

5:49

I'll. Because we're so busy in the we kind of

5:51

all weekend. Yeah. We. They'll good dollars

5:53

if I'm not from that. didn't football. Athena only

5:55

way can see. Where This Book? As if

5:58

I'm know. It's a fool. It's.

6:01

No longer Alive vs Philo because obviously

6:03

Friday like how much like all from

6:05

Fight Over Cbs I'll go somewhere of

6:07

reloads have Saturday Sunday of the like.

6:10

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6:12

includes least nice nice family weekend

6:15

in conjoined them. Yeah

6:17

alternate. Wholesome Now abs

6:19

go a new mogul. Outlook.

6:23

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6:25

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him hate me and my boyfriend up

6:31

see love to pull cars and to

6:33

get so funny reliable. However we wouldn't

6:35

know if it's Shabbat with the bay

6:37

or Sava with V. I'm convinced this

6:39

shabbat as it sounds like obvious as

6:41

shop at so where's my boyfriend is

6:43

adamant is Sabha it's. Some the some.

6:47

Was show. That comes with some. That.

6:49

I think P A says it like server. Please.

6:52

Could you sell this debate for us? We have

6:54

decided the rivers wrong as the pace of the

6:57

next date nights have little need or of my

6:59

children. Because they didn't

7:01

netizens. Shop but it's beer were

7:03

listens Was the love about as a

7:05

severance? Who sings it. Needs

7:08

to. Get not

7:10

been slow but. Of a sobering so that

7:12

he said, Snacks: Chef. Is

7:14

that will shove on your shovel And are we

7:16

played that game where we are to swap out

7:18

of love and half a knob.was what are the

7:20

ones that lose two percent Those Mr. Nobleman. For

7:24

Nova Love. It shudder. Shabbat

7:26

the things they're severance. he sings.

7:29

it. Is. It's something. About.

7:35

Least. Sounds.

7:42

Your lover go Vegas

7:44

The day is oh.

7:49

No, they are

7:51

around. Oh Sansa

7:53

Love a. Nice.

7:57

Son. see another This

8:02

one makes shabring seem okay. I just

8:04

had this in the lock on. I

8:08

can tell. Yes,

8:12

Shiarra from Reading. Mr Lova, mama, mama, mama,

8:14

Mr Lova. Mr Lova, mama, mama, Mr Lova.

8:17

Shaba! What

8:20

is the middle finger? That one. That's

8:22

awful. What do you do?

8:24

That. Oh, that one's fine, isn't it?

8:27

That's one penetrator. Save.

8:31

The double. He's going for double, the fun. Extra.

8:34

Extra. The shot.

8:36

Vile. Double the fun.

8:39

No. A

8:43

double shaba is much better than a

8:45

single shaba, surely. It's shaba. Shaba.

8:47

Shaba, not shaba. They

8:50

obviously don't know the songs. They must

8:52

be cute. Listen to that tonight. Absolute belter. And

8:54

every time he says

8:57

shaba, you know what

8:59

to do. You know what to do. If

9:01

the world's population could no

9:03

longer sneeze, how long

9:05

would it take you to realise, to take

9:07

me? What a question that is.

9:10

The fuck did we look at? Did you just question

9:12

all of that? Like, for ages. I

9:15

don't think you would realise for ages.

9:17

I think you'd go, God, I haven't sneezed for ages. Yeah,

9:20

you'd say about yourself, but then you wouldn't know. I

9:22

actually haven't sneezed for ages. I

9:24

love sneezing. I love sneezing. I'd

9:27

know. I would notice quickly

9:29

because Pete's... God, I do

9:31

a lot of sneezing. Pete's got hay fever. He's trying

9:33

to get hay fever. So he's

9:35

coughing and spluttering and sneezing like the

9:38

whole summer. So I'd be like...

9:40

I did often get to have like a little tablet.

9:43

So I'd notice. I'd notice as well because I

9:45

wouldn't be doing that. I hate doing

9:47

other people's sneezer. Jamie. Do

9:49

you keep your sneezes in or do

9:51

you let them out? Depends. It's been

9:53

public order. You can't let them out in public, can

9:55

you? No. Alfie was on

9:58

the tube the other day and a woman sneezed. and

10:00

he felt it all land on his face and

10:03

then he got so like three days later he was so

10:05

ill oh

10:08

fuck man it's disgusting isn't it

10:10

i think you should um because they

10:12

teach the kids in school to cough into

10:14

their arm like not into their hands because

10:17

then the james goes on the hands and then the touches and so

10:19

the cough that's quite clever yeah

10:21

cough and sneeze into the their

10:24

elbow yeah interesting but

10:27

you're saying pretty quick it's down to so he's nice with

10:29

kids as well if you kids weren't sneezed and stuff like

10:31

that i think you'd clock it i don't

10:34

i don't think you would clock it like

10:37

if you continue to sneeze but the rest of

10:39

the world didn't i don't think you'd ever know

10:41

all right uh hey abby and p i'm a

10:43

16 year

10:48

old amateur football player from the

10:50

sunny city of britain australia uh

10:53

sorry britain australia and

10:55

like every other inspiring football of my age

10:57

i hope to one day be lucky enough

10:59

to sign official contracts but with being waist

11:01

deep into my senior year of high school

11:03

i have to consider if i'll be one

11:06

of the 0.5 who get

11:08

lent the right opportunities to kick it for

11:10

a pro side abby and

11:12

p as professionals in each other in each of

11:14

your respective fields of work when did you have

11:17

your uh i just might be able to do

11:19

this for a living moment love

11:21

the podcast leah over

11:24

to you um yeah no i think obviously

11:26

you have hopes and dreams as a kid

11:28

the whole way through i think signing from

11:30

professional club at 14 you

11:33

know when i was still at school a two-year

11:35

contract like kind of associate school but it wasn't

11:37

until 16 i knew i had a chance but

11:39

i still didn't think you

11:42

never know 16 even when i signed my

11:44

first professional contract didn't think it

11:46

was only when i played when you play that

11:48

first game when i scored the first goal and

11:51

do you think 16 is late to not be

11:53

signed no i think

11:55

when you could like especially if you're an ian night

11:57

he was 26 We

12:00

were going through it the other day like Troy D'Annie,

12:02

Charlie Austin, Ian Wright, like you say Stuart Pierce. I

12:05

had a time non-league. But

12:08

yeah, I mean, it get picked up. Lots of players

12:10

have been picked up. Vardy. Vardy, yeah.

12:12

And especially when you're in Australia,

12:15

you know, if you can get in and play

12:17

when you're young, you can still

12:19

get picked up by a

12:21

Premier League club or a championship club, whatever.

12:25

But you know, Australia's got a good league now.

12:27

So hopefully you can get involved in that. The

12:30

A-League. And I'm a kind of

12:33

person as to, you know, always follow your

12:35

dreams and don't give up. Yeah. I

12:37

think if you give up, what's the point? You

12:40

should always have that mentality that,

12:43

you know, anything can happen.

12:45

I think, you know, I think Liam's

12:47

got a nice outlook on it. He

12:49

knows, he understands that

12:51

0.5%, you know, get the opportunity to go

12:53

professional out of the people that play. So

12:57

I think as long as you've got that mentality, mentality,

12:59

but you give it everything, you have the opportunity to

13:01

be successful. Hopefully you're lucky. Hopefully you're good enough. We

13:03

were talking about this last night. We were talking about

13:05

this last night. It's like having that

13:08

mentality at a young age to

13:11

not do what your friends are doing, like going out, you

13:13

know, kissing girls and

13:16

drinking alcohol and going to clubs. You

13:18

know, if you can stay focused

13:21

at that young age where it's

13:23

critical, it's a critical

13:26

point to whether you make it or not.

13:28

Obviously there's other factors, but staying committed. That's

13:32

always been my outlook on it. I was, you

13:34

know, quite, I was very dedicated. That's hard.

13:37

It's hard when all your mates are doing one thing and

13:39

you go the other way. It's so

13:41

hard to kind of, you know, especially your

13:43

kids, they just follow the pack. It's

13:47

like we all want to do what everyone else is doing because you

13:49

don't want to stick out. So to go

13:51

where everyone's going this way, you go this way. You

13:54

know, I said, I didn't go to parties.

13:56

I was like, I want to be a footballer. I

13:58

was so dedicated to doing that. And

14:01

I think it's a hard thing to do between 16

14:03

when you're impressionable. Yeah, because it's easy to do when

14:05

you're an adult, isn't it? Yeah, because... But like as

14:07

a kid with all your friends going out, you're like, oh...

14:09

Stick with it, Liam. And keep messaging

14:11

us. Let us know how you get on. Yeah,

14:14

and good luck. Try your best. That's

14:16

all you can do. Have you ever been

14:18

to Australia? And please don't

14:20

ever try to do an Aussie accent again.

14:23

Oh my gosh, this one. I

14:25

literally just did one. No,

14:27

Australia is definitely on my bucket list. Really?

14:30

Yeah. Really?

14:32

I don't know. Are you not...

14:35

What? We're

14:37

getting a bit old to go to Australia though. No,

14:39

you don't have to backpack and all that. How do

14:42

you get yourself on Bondi Beach? Get

14:44

there. State yourself. You look

14:46

like a Bondi Beach babe. I

14:49

absolutely do. I don't want to go to Australia

14:51

because the girl's too hot. I'm bang

14:53

up for it. What do you want to go for? I'd

14:55

love to. The whole thing, I think it's just... The

14:58

Great Barrier Reef looks absolutely sensational.

15:01

I'd like to go and see going

15:03

the outback. There's

15:05

so many things. I want to go to New Zealand. I'd

15:08

like to go to the Koala Center. All around that kind

15:10

of area. New Zealand said it

15:12

was just incredible. It's the best

15:14

place I've ever been to. I've heard a few people

15:16

say the same thing. The Whitsunday Islands is what it's

15:18

supposed to be. I'd love to go. Absolutely incredible. And

15:20

Melbourne, a friend of mine just went to Melbourne recently,

15:23

just said it's just one of the best cities for

15:25

everything. We've all got sporting events there,

15:28

I've known as well. Do

15:30

some of those. I think we

15:33

should have a nicer weather. That's the biggest

15:35

attraction, isn't it? I'm a werther, yeah, of course. It

15:39

feels like the people are quite

15:41

English. Yeah. Not

15:44

that I don't like other cultures. I want

15:46

to go abroad and experience all cultures. But

15:49

I think you could fit in pretty easy there. Right,

15:53

Snogbury, a void for both Peter

15:55

and Abby. This is from Holly.

15:57

Ross has got them. Yeah, so Abby, you've got three, four... board

16:00

managers so you've got Sean Deish, Harry

16:02

Redner, Tony Puellis. Snog?

16:09

Well I like all three of those managers

16:11

as people. I'm

16:13

just deciding

16:15

whether to snog Harry Redner for

16:17

Tony Puellis or marry them.

16:21

But you're definitely avoiding Deishie. I

16:25

love Sean

16:28

Deish as well but

16:31

Harry or Tony might be... Like

16:33

a better husband or

16:36

a better kisser. There's

16:39

no way around this

16:41

without offending someone. Yeah, I don't think he'll

16:43

be offended to be fair. I

16:45

love Sean Deish. If it

16:47

could be... Go

16:50

on. Snog, Tony

16:52

Puellis or Harry Redner. Go

16:54

on. Tony

16:58

Puellis is really kind, isn't he? So he'd be like

17:00

a nice husband and Harry Redner, it's fun.

17:03

Oh, so you just want to have

17:05

a little kiss of Harry then, do you?

17:07

No, I mean also be a good...

17:09

No, it's the husband. Okay,

17:11

yeah. It's the marry thing. Tony

17:14

Puellis is very family orientated. I'm going to

17:16

marry Tony. Yeah. So

17:21

you're going to snog Harry Redner and avoid

17:23

Deish. You said it, not me.

17:25

Okay. Okay. Happy

17:28

with that, are you? Well, not really because I like

17:30

all of them. Okay, Pete,

17:32

you've got coronation, she's

17:35

got Sally, the bar woman. Dejie Barlow or

17:37

Rita. Oh, yeah. Oh,

17:40

God. Dejie. Rita

17:43

was fit when she was younger. Yeah,

17:46

Dejie can be a bit fatter than me. Dejie can be

17:48

a bit fine of the art. Yeah, she can be. There's

17:52

no doubt about it. I'd avoid Dejie,

17:54

I'd marry Rita and I'd snog Sally. Sally,

18:00

it would be a bit too miserable to

18:02

be married to. Yeah. Like

18:05

meters like... Marriage material. Marriage

18:07

material. Yeah. Marriage material.

18:09

All right, great. Glad we

18:11

got through that one. How do you

18:13

get your kids to listen? My kids will just

18:16

say no to me and I can let it

18:18

go at times when it comes to things like

18:20

brushing of teeth, which I do. I'm facing a

18:22

20 to 30 minute battle with my four year

18:24

old every night. Any advice? We'll

18:27

do. Thanks. Love the pod from

18:29

Sonny Lanzarote. That's from Laurie. Laurie,

18:32

you've written into the... you've wrote into

18:34

the wrong podcast because this is

18:36

the battle I have every single day.

18:38

And because there's three little ones, if

18:40

I tell them to do something, they

18:43

gang up together and they know and

18:45

run away from me. You

18:47

know, that's why last night was such a

18:49

breeze because I was like, oh my God, they're doing

18:51

their homework. They're eating the dinner. You know, just get

18:53

them to sit down and eat. Like Johnny's in the

18:56

same goes like standing up, eat this dinner. Yeah, I

18:58

don't know why. That really annoys me. I'm in

19:00

a restaurant. It's like, cover your phone,

19:02

cover your phone. He stands up.

19:04

Yeah. I don't know why he does

19:07

it. He's the only one that does it. I

19:09

don't know why he does that. I

19:11

know I go mad at him for it. If you

19:13

don't stand up when we're eating dinner, everyone sits down.

19:15

And brushing your teeth. It's like, my

19:18

God, why do kids hate it so

19:20

much? Like it's the first

19:22

thing I do. Open my eyes, brush my

19:24

teeth. Gotcha,

19:27

haven't you? So

19:29

I haven't got the answer. It's

19:31

anyone. They're better for me. I know, it's

19:33

not fair. Well, you get yourself

19:35

a piece. Yeah. You know what

19:37

I mean. They do listen bizarrely. I

19:41

don't know what it is. It's

19:43

an aura of discipline. Shut up.

19:45

You really annoyed me saying that. What?

19:49

They do. They do all better. They

19:51

do listen. No, because nothing is like important to

19:53

you. Like homework and stuff like that. It's

19:56

not important. So you do. And you

19:58

also don't get stressed out when they're all being noticed. I'm naughty

20:01

and I do. Take

20:05

a leaf out of my book. I

20:08

think it helps you become unstressable. I

20:12

do get stressed. You

20:14

don't? Well, I'm not as much as

20:17

you, don't you? Hi Pete and

20:19

Ab. Just wanted to say love the part, especially when

20:21

I'm in public, laugh at my head off and everyone's

20:23

watching me. My question for the two of

20:25

you is what is your funniest

20:27

memory? Keep making episodes,

20:30

Jasmine. Oh

20:32

my God, we've got so many. So

20:35

many funny ones over the years. Could

20:37

you think of one now? I think one of

20:40

your funniest memories was when Herman drove

20:44

the scooter off the wall. Have

20:48

you not heard of the Tark parking helmet? I

20:51

can't breathe this day. You're in

20:53

San Francisco. I like to take my

20:56

mates away every year. And

20:58

we thought, oh, we'll get little mopeds

21:00

and we'll go around like Bay Area

21:02

and we'll walk. Just

21:05

investigate San Francisco. And

21:08

we did it and we went in and the guy said,

21:10

look, have you been on these before? There was a little

21:12

courtyard next to the shop. And he said,

21:14

you've been on these before? And I was like,

21:16

yeah, yeah, yeah. Done. Well, no worries. At least

21:18

I just have a little scoot around this courtyard.

21:21

I'm not joking. I said, are you sure of him? You've been

21:24

on one of these, yeah? He said, yeah, yeah. No worries. Oh,

21:26

fuck. He's

21:30

done that and tried to break

21:32

at the same time. So he's gone, whoa. He's

21:37

cut off. He's cut off, right? He's

21:40

cut off the wall. So

21:42

he's now, he's shot off and he's

21:44

going, whoa. He's trying to

21:46

break, but he still had the finger on. When

21:49

up the wall, it landed on

21:51

his back. The

21:55

bike landed on him. The petrol started gushing out

21:57

all over his knee. He was cut to ribbons.

22:02

Get it off me! Get me off!

22:05

It's going to blow up! Oh,

22:10

me and Greg, right, well, mate. How

22:13

scared! I could not breathe

22:17

with laughter! The

22:20

man was going, oh my God! Anyway,

22:22

he stitched us up so it felt

22:24

like letters take bikes in the end.

22:28

They were the fast ones. He gave

22:30

us these other ones in the basket. I

22:33

can't believe he let you take them after all that. Oh,

22:36

mate, honestly, when me and

22:39

Greg couldn't even, I mean, I

22:41

was gone. I could not stop

22:43

laughing. Greg was just making each

22:45

other laugh. And then anyway, he went back in, I

22:47

kept throwing a little door. So I had to come

22:49

back in because I was laughing so much. I came

22:51

back in and I saw him through the door and

22:53

he was getting night treatment. I

22:56

fell over, stabbing down his blood, putting

22:59

plasters on and stitched him back up.

23:01

See? Oh,

23:04

God. That's my funniest

23:07

moment. That reminds me of the

23:09

in-betweeners when he's left to go

23:11

back to stuff. Yeah, very in-betweener.

23:15

We were, we were like in-betweeners. I've got

23:17

so many funny memories. I can't even, I can't

23:20

even think. I've got too many. They're only

23:22

together. We just, when we put wigs on

23:24

in Barcelona was one of our favorites. That

23:26

was funny. How do we

23:28

have the night we had a day in Barcelona we

23:30

put wigs on? We spoke about that before. I know,

23:32

but just reiterating it was a very funny day. Good.

23:37

Oh, God. It just makes, sorry, guys. That is so too

23:39

bad. When

23:41

I hear that story again. Death

23:44

row meals, including our russes. Death

23:46

row meals. You all right? Stop

23:48

me, maybe lasagna. Oh. Lasagna?

23:52

I like a lasagna. That's basic.

23:54

Spinach and ricotta ones. Make

23:57

a proper lasagna. Homemade? Yeah, yeah,

23:59

yeah. Right Best

24:02

your man spinach ricotta as

24:05

if No,

24:10

it's start to mean dessert Star

24:13

they gotta have like spicy prawn the thing Maybe

24:15

retreat to in them like that much, you know, like I must go.

24:18

Yeah, I think I love that as we start He'd

24:21

yo, yeah, I hear no, I'd

24:23

have a soup. I'd have a soup. Obviously.

24:25

Yes I love a suit

24:27

now. I'm like about like crusty warm bread.

24:30

Oh my god. I have got the best

24:32

butter Is

24:35

to die for that I've just got M&S

24:39

French salted butter good.

24:42

Oh my god, it's like a Salt

24:45

crystals on but you've never tasted anything like

24:47

this You've never tasted anything

24:49

like this butcher in your life and you could just

24:51

eat you can literally spoon it and eat it But

24:53

on I really want to make

24:55

my own bread. Mmm, that's quite easy

24:57

bread. You know, though. I Asked

25:00

you to get me a bread maker tonight. Okay. Yeah

25:04

I'm not a for catcher. We get kind of

25:06

guy like a pussy I

25:10

want a pasta maker and bread

25:12

maker Yeah, that'd be

25:14

good that We go

25:16

for means I go for a soup

25:18

maybe a mushroom cream of creamy mushroom soup

25:21

or a veg broccoli and stilton

25:23

soup homemade warm

25:25

crusty bread with this butter

25:28

on it Maine

25:33

Rose like a lamb or beef Oh

25:36

still why does everyone say

25:38

roast dinner for me? So that's all you go

25:40

about Yeah Probably

25:49

the one of the only things I can make good.

25:51

What would you have? For

25:54

Chinese and you see one of my favorites is

25:56

like a pile. I like a nice

25:58

big pile. Ah, yeah It

26:00

really annoys me. How much do you love rice? I

26:02

hate rice. I hate

26:05

rice. It really annoys her that I like

26:07

rice. I know. I don't know why but when you ask

26:09

for rice it's not like no. Why does

26:11

that? It's not happening. Do you know what's

26:13

so funny about it? She won't even do it for me. I have

26:15

to do it myself. I like rice. The

26:18

only rice I like is egg fried. I'm

26:20

not that type of person to have a piece of chicken with some rice

26:22

on the side. If you have

26:24

like a nice, if it's nicely

26:26

done it's so nice. Just rice for

26:28

Cuddysauce. What? Rice

26:32

for Cuddysauce. Rice chips for Cuddysauce. That's

26:36

nice. Curry chip balm.

26:40

I remember once being out late

26:42

when I was pregnant. I

26:44

thought I was going to die in the car because

26:46

I needed to eat. Pregnant women will know

26:48

how I feel. You have to eat.

26:52

When you've got to eat you've got to eat. I like

26:54

picking the kids up because I went and got a curry

26:57

chip balm from the chippy on the way. I'm

27:00

so sorry. I'd like

27:02

curry and chips now. Yeah, yeah. I'm

27:06

in the curry now. A homemade

27:11

Victoria sponge with

27:13

the most perfect buttercream.

27:16

I'm a big fan of tiramisu and then an

27:19

Irish coffee. What about

27:21

you? I'll just have one of them

27:23

little treacle puddings. The

27:25

microwave ones? Yeah. I'm

27:29

an uncle Ben's microwave all right.

27:31

I'm a free Ben's lost pie.

27:35

Because I know you can get them in prison. You're

27:38

not never getting your dinner. I'll

27:40

get mine. Would

27:43

you rather a pet fox or a

27:45

pet otter? I know. I

27:48

love baby foxes and I love baby otters. My

27:52

son went on a school trip. Oh,

27:54

I can't honestly just write that. That's not

27:56

a noble question. Pet fox or pet otter.

28:00

I don't know. I foxes her a bit. You

28:02

seen them like when they, we had loads

28:04

around where I grew up. Picklebob penises? Yeah,

28:06

you never need that noise they made. Yeah, yeah.

28:08

You see that noise? Hard when you meet. It's

28:10

horrible, innit? Oh my God. Oh, they look cute,

28:13

aren't they? Mmm, after the lovely. And they

28:15

snuggle. Mmm. They snuggle each

28:17

other in a baby, a

28:19

mummy after. A

28:22

mum after. He's getting lubed up for a

28:24

baby after. Thanks for your outside. I

28:27

watch other videos on Instagram.

28:30

Like baby otters, mummy otters lie on the back

28:32

and they snuggle the little baby ones. So cute.

28:35

Good to meet you later, though. Do they? A little bit

28:37

wet though, aren't they? You

28:39

wouldn't want an otter coming to house, would you? Shaking

28:43

water everywhere. Mmm, good point. Do

28:45

you know what I mean? If you

28:47

have it as a pet, remember, you'd have to get

28:50

a little pond for it. God,

28:52

you should go in

28:55

the pool. You'd

28:57

have it in the bath. Yeah. What

29:00

did we go for there? What did you go for? I

29:02

think I was saying otter. Not an otter. Otter,

29:04

I think, yeah. The only thing. Um, although,

29:06

in, in, um. Long

29:12

leek? The otter's the most dangerous

29:14

animal there. No way. It is, the

29:16

giant otter. What is that, hippo? No, the

29:18

giant otter is the most vicious creature you've got

29:21

there. No. At long leek.

29:23

Are you sure? Yeah. Mmm,

29:26

I'm certain. Okay, if

29:29

you could go on

29:31

any TV, game/quiz or

29:33

reality TV show, which one would it be? Yes.

29:39

Takeshi's castle. What a

29:41

strobe. That's

29:43

always on the scale, Matt. Yeah, that's

29:45

a great job. I

29:47

always wanted to do the crystal maze. Yeah. Yeah.

29:51

Yeah. They're good ones, though. They are.

29:55

Oh, that was the original. Oh, yeah. Fun

29:57

House, Surprise, Surprise, Surprise.. What

30:00

You and even hit Funhouse for the next

30:02

of them! swings. A pet saw.

30:05

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30:09

google. Funhouse sealed Tell. By

30:11

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twenty one. That is as true.

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twins of us about that, one of

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those of Pasha somebody has. This

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31:00

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now I'm jealous of pet shops Have. Such

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as as Jobs has will. But

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yeah I agree that the of

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fun else was phenomenal. That and

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your nose is get exposed and that would you put

31:34

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don't know deals for that as well as

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germy is I like the fact that eat

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