In episode 32

Hats off to our domestic and foreign correspondents and their plethora of article submissions.  You too can hear your twitter handle exposed by submitting your weird news articles.

This week we’re hanging with robots and finding that we are pretty much all doomed. Learn to carry your smartphone in the place you’d prefer to not get shot or stabbed and please people, remember to pack your kids (but not in the overhead bins) when flying! Find travel suggestions and weird animal behavior all in one action packed episode.

Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the show, please give us a five star rating and review on apple podcasts. This helps us fool our robot and/or reptilian overlords that we are, in fact, more important than we actually are. This show is a parody that was made for entertainment purposes only and none of our statements are intended as fact. It’s just opinions of two dumb idiots. Follow us on the Twitter box @circuspodcast.Weird News Flight Returns to Saudi Airport So Mom Can Collect Kid Forgotten in Terminalhttps://sputniknews.com/society/201903121073172566-flight-returns-saudi-arabia-airport-mom-forgets-kid/

Woman Suffers Stroke Whilst Nearing Orgasm During Oral Sexhttps://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/woman-suffers-stroke-whilst-nearing-orgasm-during-oral-sex/

HACKED SEX ROBOTS COULD MURDER PEOPLE, SECURITY EXPERT WARNShttps://www.newsweek.com/hacked-sex-robots-could-murder-people-767386

iPhone miraculously saves man from death by arrow-the comments make the story and it doesn’t look like an iPhonehttps://twitter.com/nypost/status/1106233788659650570

Doctor delivers end-of-life news via 'robot,' leaving family frustratedhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/09/california-hospital-robot-delivers-end-life-news-family-outraged/3113760002/Darwin Award

NT men circled by croc while stuck in tree

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/nt-men-circled-by-croc-while-stuck-in-tree?cid=news:socialshare:twitter

Conspiracy CornerFor $5,000 You Can Hunt Bigfoot With Jose Canseco

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jose-canseco-bigfoot-hunt_n_5c6463e9e4b0018ed01b2d75

Scam Jam

Netflix will cut ‘Bird Box’ footage months after outcryhttp://en.albiladpress.com/article/11612

https://www.wired.com/story/facebook-10-year-meme-challenge/

Hero Of The WeekPala man saves dog from burning househttps://www.kusi.com/pala-man-saves-dog-from-burning-house/

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