In episode 34

It’s our “Science” show, and we are using the word science loosley. Woolly Mammoths back from extinction, pollution eating bacteria, Tardigrades, Hip Hop Cheese? Who took over our show? Remember you heard it here, come back for more and send in your requests...

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When Not Reading The Fine Print Can Cost Your Soulhttps://www.npr.org/2019/03/08/701417140/when-not-reading-the-fine-print-can-cost-your-soul

Scientists discover electricity-breathing, pollution-eating bacteria in hot springshttps://thenewdaily.com.au/news/world/2019/03/08/scientists-bacteria-discovery/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Scientists Make Huge Leap in Raising Woolly Mammoths From the Deadhttp://fadunews.in/story/cuAll/_Scientists-Make-Huge-Leap-in-Raising-Woolly-Mammoths-From-the-Dead/351454864382094.html

Distracted Driver Turns Out to Have 250 Pound Pig on Laphttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/distracted-driver-pig-on-lap_n_5c9fd08de4b0474c08cfaa3e

US Military Invests in Tiny Water Bears that Can Survive Cold Heat and Radiationhttps://www.inquisitr.com/5354920/u-s-military-invests-in-tiny-water-bears-that-can-survive-cold-heat-and-radiation/

Hip hop best bet for a cheese that will please: Swiss study

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-swiss-cheese/hip-hop-best-bet-for-a-cheese-that-will-please-swiss-study-idUSKCN1QV2NYMother claims Spirit Airlines removed daughter from flight without her knowledgehttps://www.khq.com/news/mother-claims-spirit-airlines-removed-daughter-from-flight-without-her/article_84d0870e-4cba-11e9-942e-03faedbe5785.html

Man arrested for keeping an 86-inch flat-screen TV that was mailed to his home by mistakehttp://www.yourdestinationnow.com/2019/03/man-arrested-for-keeping-86-inch-flat.html

Conspiracy CornerThere's A Robot Theory About Meghan Markle & It Starts With Her Ridiculously Realistic Wax Figurehttps://www.bustle.com/p/theres-a-robot-theory-about-meghan-markle-it-starts-with-her-ridiculously-realistic-wax-figure-9375910

Scam JamTom Watson urges McDonald’s to cancel Monopoly 2019 and calls it a ‘public health danger’https://inews.co.uk/news/mcdonalds-monopoly-2019-tom-watson-attack-obesity/

Hero Of The WeekWoman rescues snake with its head stuck in beer can in Brooksvillehttp://www.fox32chicago.com/news/local/woman-rescues-snake-with-its-head-stuck-in-beer-can-in-brooksville

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