In episode 36: This episode got us in a stranglehold as it takes a turn and somehow strangely becomes about Ted Nugent. We also take a departure from some of our regular segments like Conspiracy Corner, Hero of the Week and Scam Jam for a bunch of crazy weird news stories like the woman who did karate in a Walmart while her unleashed dog ran amok and “stole” cornbread muffin mix, bees in an eye, and strange crop circles found made by stoned Wallabies.

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Tiny Bees Found in Woman’s Eye Feeding off Tears

https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/10/asia/bees-found-in-taiwanese-womans-eye-scli-intl/index.html

Amazon Reportedly Employs Thousands of People to Listen to Your Alexa Conversations

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/04/11/tech/amazon-alexa-listening/index.html

Woman Does Karate, Son Gets Nude, Dog Steals Cornbread Mix from Walmart, Police Say

https://www.wbay.com/content/news/Woman-does-karate-son-gets-nude-dog-steals-cornbread-mix-from-Walmart-police-say-508512171.html

Stoned Wallabies are Making Crop Circles in Tasmania

https://www.abc.net.au/radio/adelaide/programs/mornings/stoned-wallabies-are-making-crop-circles-in-tasmania/8617184

Calculator Found Inside Hot Cross Buns Sold at Pasadena Foodland

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/calculator-found-inside-hot-cross-buns-sold-at-pasadena-foodland/news-story/932af28a4360df7479dcaec3c26ebfd2?utm_medium=Twitter&utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_source=AdelaideAdvertiser&utm_campaign=EditorialSF

Everything You Need to Know About the Dangerous Teen Trend Wodehousing

https://news.clickhole.com/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-dangerous-teen-tr-1825123326/amp?__twitter_impression=true

Florida Man Threatens to Destroy Everyone with Army of Turtles

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/04/11/florida-man-threatens-destruction-army-of-turtles/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Man on Flight Randomly Touched Faces of Passengers, Sprayed Unknown Substance, Then Jumped Once Plane Landed

https://apple.news/AKaWRh3_9SZWZdtF6zD7cWQ

Who is Leaving Bowls of Mashed Potatoes Around Jackson Mississippi

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mashed-potatoes-jackson-mississippi_n_5cb0e094e4b0ffefe3b042c6

Suspected Robber Turns Out to Just Be a Roomba

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/roomba-robbery-portland_n_5cae1b3be4b08692ffcad7ce

Amazon Reviews - Plamobil Security Checkpoint

https://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-Security-Check-Discontinued-manufacturer/dp/B0002CYTL2/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3QTNU9Y1QJJM8&keywords=playmobil+security+checkpoint&qid=1555239372&s=gateway&sprefix=playmobil+security+%2Caps%2C140&sr=8-1

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