Iguanas are wreaking havoc in Florida and it is legal to hunt and kill them at any time in 22 counties. We cover a guy that turned himself into a real-life parrotman, a Japanese poop museum and so much more. Make sure to tune into our greatest-ever hero of the week, Bobby Bonilla’s agent, who put together a contract that will pay Mr. Bonilla 1.19 million every year until he is 72 years old. Bravo! You deserve a spot in the hall of fame for that one contract negotiation alone.

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Weird NewsWoman Banned from Walmart for Eating Half a Cake, Refusing to Pay for the Other Half

https://www.timesrecordnews.com/story/news/local/2019/06/27/woman-banned-walmart-eating-cake/1571692001/

Iguanas Spread in Florida as Climate Warms: They’re a Menace

https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2019/07/02/iguanas-spread-florida-climate-warms-theyre-menace/

Man Goes Under Knife to Turn Himself into Real-Life Parrotman

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ted-richards-parrotman-ripleys-travel-channel_n_5d1cf037e4b01b834730b2e9

Hearse Driver Tries to Use Carpool Lane with Deceased Passenger

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hearse-driver-carpool-lane-nevada_n_5d1bc982e4b07f6ca585904f

La Liga app spied on users to catch illegal streamershttps://www.techradar.com/news/la-liga-app-spied-on-users-to-catch-illegal-streamersTourists Going Gaga For Japanese Museum Dedicated To Poop

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/unko-museum-poop-yokohama_n_5d1f8db6e4b0f31256838e5eAmazon ReviewsThe 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001T44Z0W/?ref=idea_lv_dp_vv_d

Conspiracy CornerProject Blue Beam

https://allthatsinteresting.com/project-blue-beam-serge-monast

Hero Of The WeekHappy Bobby Bonilla Day! Why Mets Pay Him $1.19MM Every July 1

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/27078321/happy-bobby-bonilla-day-why-mets-pay-119m-every-july-1

Disclaimer:

The opinions and views expressed in this show are that of the hosts only. They do not represent their children, wives, dogs, employers, co-workers, neighbors, inlaws, friends, acquaintances, local police departments, Bobby Bonilla or his agent, Ted Nugent, Ed Harris, Residents of the Moon, Kojak’s many, many, many, many, many, ex-wives, even the one that ALLEGEDLY tried to kill him, the Elvis impersonator that officiated his previous wedding, or the wives he hasn’t met yet.